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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 09:38:50
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Imperial. Fething. Guard. Cadians.
I must have assembled about a hundred of those little buggers and it never gets any easier. Yes, I know that they are simple models but the real effort comes from the sheer amount you have to do. Painting again and again ad infinitum as you try desperately to think that there is a light at the end of the tunnel, only to find that light is just the sun reflecting off yet more grey plastic....
Yeah, painting a massed army of bods is not fun.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 10:02:00
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot
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Metal Obliterators, hands down, are the worst thing I've had to assemble so far.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 10:05:10
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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master of ordinance wrote:Imperial. Fething. Guard. Cadians.
I must have assembled about a hundred of those little buggers and it never gets any easier. Yes, I know that they are simple models but the real effort comes from the sheer amount you have to do. Painting again and again ad infinitum as you try desperately to think that there is a light at the end of the tunnel, only to find that light is just the sun reflecting off yet more grey plastic....
Yeah, painting a massed army of bods is not fun.
I skewered my finger attempting to modify one of those. 5 stitches!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 10:22:11
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Purifier wrote: master of ordinance wrote:Imperial. Fething. Guard. Cadians.
I must have assembled about a hundred of those little buggers and it never gets any easier. Yes, I know that they are simple models but the real effort comes from the sheer amount you have to do. Painting again and again ad infinitum as you try desperately to think that there is a light at the end of the tunnel, only to find that light is just the sun reflecting off yet more grey plastic....
Yeah, painting a massed army of bods is not fun.
I skewered my finger attempting to modify one of those. 5 stitches!
There more boring than space marine tactical!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 10:24:34
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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At the moment? Necron Warriors. I have to bust out 32 of them by tomorrow this time.
All time? Warhound Titan.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 10:27:14
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Purifier wrote:Ironstrider. A million things to break off, paint behind etc and I have 8 of the damn things.
And the fething instruction manual tells you to glue the fething legs on the wrong side of the Ironstrider so the tubes of the legs don't line up.
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You don't have to be happy when you lose, just don't make winning the condition of your happiness. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 10:52:49
Subject: Re:What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Missionary On A Mission
Australia
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cox.dan2 wrote:Next would have to be treads one any vehicle, they are just so haphazard to put together properly.
Really? On the older Russ/Chimera kits, I would have said absolutely. But tracks on the current Guard/Marine kits are a piece of piss to put together now.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 15:07:05
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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For GW stuff, the penitent engine.
If you have never tried assembling Wyrd Malifiaux minis, those can be frustrating. They go together well, but, the pieces are so tiny. Automatically Appended Next Post:
This is the standard for all GW. You put together and paint essentially the same thing over and over. As SM is a SM, regardless of color. Blood Angels, Dark Angels, Ultra Marines, and so on and so on, it is all the same.
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265 point detachment
Imperial Knight detachment: 375
Iron Hands: 1,850
where ever you go, there you are |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 15:26:22
Subject: Re:What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I painted up two Maulerfiends and two Heldrakes. Never again...so much gold.
Also Terrorgeists are a pain in the ass to pain as well.
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Square Bases for Life!
AoS is pure garbage
Kill Primaris, Kill the Primarchs. They don't belong in 40K
40K is fantasy in space, not sci-fi |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 15:31:25
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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I love old metal War Walkers from an aesthetic point. They are the bane of my existence when assembling/building them (and I did four at once!)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 18:10:06
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot
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It's not 40k but for me it was a tie between the Screaming Skulls Catapult and the Tomb Scorpions in the Tomb Kings Army.
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Grey Knights 7500 points
Inquisition, 2500 points
Baneblade
Adeptus Mechanicus 3000 points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 18:27:58
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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The god damn Chaos Defiler. So much paws aaaaaaah!!!
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40k: Necrons/Imperial Guard/ Space marines
Bolt Action: Germany/ USA
Project Z.
"The Dakka Dive Bar is the only place you'll hear what's really going on in the underhive. Sure you might not find a good amasec but they grill a mean groxburger. Just watch for ratlings being thrown through windows and you'll be alright." Ciaphas Cain, probably. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 18:35:55
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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one of these threads again?
GW wise, undead skeletons. I was going to build a Vampire Counts army because I worked at a cave at the time. I decided to get a horde army, and lost my temper with so many crushed ribcages.
Recently? The Harbinger of Menoth.
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'No plan survives contact with the enemy. Who are we?'
'THE ENEMY!!!'
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 19:22:43
Subject: Re:What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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GW wise: I hate painting tacticals. They look good in the end but they are dull to paint up. Same repetitive lines and features. I know I could drybrush but solid line highlighting makes them pop.
Overall: PSC when it comes to assembly. Their models are a breeze to put together if you know what you are doing. The instructions are so vague it is easy to assemble them wrong. I ruined a 15mm Tiger, for example, because I put the tracks on the wrong way even though the instructions never specified certain tracks go on certain sides. And this was the only tank out of the army box I got that had specified track sculpts. Another annoying thing about the instructions is that they can be very historically inaccurate. So frustrating.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 20:48:33
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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I have a half built fellblade that has been in the box it arrived in 18 months ago because I simply cannot be bothered to straighten all of the tracks, lascannons, other parts and fill the gaps in the kit.... I've even asked commission painters/builders if they can build it for me for a fee, of course. It's hard to find someone who will build it without painting it..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 23:03:49
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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1. Ghost Ark. One of the few things about crons I dislike more than the dex itself
2. Fire Raptor. I suppose if the hull wasn't warped into the shape of a shoe horn, this probably wouldn't be on the list. But the warping combined with terrible instructions lands this one at number 2.
3. Dark Eldar Reaver Jetbikes. I don't think I need to elaborate on these. Those who have built these know of what I speak. Those who haven't, we'll trust ne. You aren't missing any savory life experience.
Runner up: Drop Pods. They would have been tied with the ghost arks until I figured out that things are much easier when you build them from the top down.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 23:13:44
Subject: Re:What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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TheCustomLime wrote:GW wise: I hate painting tacticals. They look good in the end but they are dull to paint up. Same repetitive lines and features. I know I could drybrush but solid line highlighting makes them pop.
Overall: PSC when it comes to assembly. Their models are a breeze to put together if you know what you are doing. The instructions are so vague it is easy to assemble them wrong. I ruined a 15mm Tiger, for example, because I put the tracks on the wrong way even though the instructions never specified certain tracks go on certain sides. And this was the only tank out of the army box I got that had specified track sculpts. Another annoying thing about the instructions is that they can be very historically inaccurate. So frustrating.
Easy if dome in bulk but so boring...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/05 23:16:47
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Guarding Guardian
Coventry
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Jain Zar is a metal model and her arms are horrible to glue.
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Eldar 2000
Harlequin 2000
GSC 2000
Raven Guard 5000
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 01:12:04
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
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For gluing it's a hard toss up between the ill-fitting drop pod and small part madness that is the ongar dunecrawler.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 05:45:54
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Putting together a Death Jester is roughly as enjoyable as having a cage fight with a hungry bear.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 05:57:07
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Battle-tested Knight Castellan Pilot
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Necron warrior arms are infuriating
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12,000
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 06:53:08
Subject: Re:What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Mindless Spore Mine
candy mountain
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Finecast in general. I hate the necessary glue and I hate having the feeling that it will come off very soon again.
Modelwise Eldartanks always needs a lot of greenstuff in their back section to have no gaps
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love is a four letter word. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 06:58:50
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Robin5t wrote:Putting together a Death Jester is roughly as enjoyable as having a cage fight with a hungry bear.
I had to build two. One of them looks like his arm comes out of the center of his back.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 07:01:11
Subject: Re:What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne
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Necron Heavy Destroyer Upgrades... basically everything Finecrap
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stealth992 wrote:...
Or you can just keep buying chaos everything, and not play them. Just sit alone in your room for years, painting and detailing, and detailing some more. Then keep doing that for years until you own upwards of 10000 points of chaos. Keep shining their swords and sharpening their knives. Then some day, some wonderful day, when a new book comes out that will realize your armies' potential, come out from hiding. Everyone will have thought you had left warhammer 40k for good, but no, you had been training, preparing, and brooding for this moment. Return with such vengeance and hatred that you will not hold back, and you will destroy everything in your path. Like a true chaos crusade, wait for the right moment, then burst forth from the Eye of Terror and unleash your pain on the whole universe. And when they cry and complain that you are OP and that it's not fair. Reassure them that it's true. It isn't fair, but it's what they DESERVE. All of them, each and every one of them deserve to be obliterated into oblivion. And if they ask you to play with a fluffy army, tell them you will do so. But on game day bring the meanest nastiest, ugliest army you can. Give them no opportunity for victory, give them no opportunity for enjoyment. Your only goal is to inflict as much pain and suffering as possible. And when they cry, and they will cry, laugh at them, drink their salty tears, and bath in their sweet, sweet blood.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 07:08:23
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Flashy Flashgitz
Armageddon
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My first ork trukk I no longer talk about. I was a beginner and didn't know how to paint and we don't talk about it.
My second trukk was some trukk bits on a 90% plasticard conversion. It was a hummer-type deal so it was easy to paint.
Now that I've bought a new ork trukk and started painting it.......I HATE IT. I love the model, assembling it wasn't super fun but lots of converting can go into it. There's so much obscured detail, and with how it builds you can't really paint it in that many separate pieces. I have both drivers and the wheels seperate, but with the frame idk how I'm going to attempt the engine. Luckily my orks only need 2 trukks, as I won't be getting more.
edit: it doesn't help that most people's Bad Moon trukks are 90% black with only a couple plates yellow, whereas I go full yellow on my Bad Moonz. So the internet is no help at all.
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"People say on their first meeting a Man and an Ork exchanged a long, hard look, didn't care much for what they saw, and shot each other dead." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 07:14:12
Subject: Re:What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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I love my swarm. They bring a smile to my face on the table. Then I put them back on my bench. Anyone want to paint over a thousand tyranid infantry models?
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"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has thought and purpose that functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bioengineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if is aware of us at all it must know us only as Prey."
Hive Fleet Grootslang 15000+
Servants of the Void 2000+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 09:17:13
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Inspiring SDF-1 Bridge Officer
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DaPino wrote: Purifier wrote:Ironstrider. A million things to break off, paint behind etc and I have 8 of the damn things.
And the fething instruction manual tells you to glue the fething legs on the wrong side of the Ironstrider so the tubes of the legs don't line up.
*facepalm* Augh - don't remind me. I had to use a dremel to make new holes in the legs after I ripped them off to fix my mistake.
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It never ends well |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 09:36:38
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Sister Vastly Superior
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I helped a friend assemble his. . . never again. It is bloody near impossible to get the legs so that they all support the body.
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Still waiting for Godot. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 09:51:13
Subject: What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Every big metal model
They were also my most hated models to play with!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/09/06 10:33:04
Subject: Re:What is your most HATED model to glue / paint ?
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Mutating Changebringer
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Brutus_Apex wrote:I painted up two Maulerfiends and two Heldrakes. Never again...so much gold.
Also Terrorgeists are a pain in the ass to pain as well.
Friend of mine magnetized 3 of them to be able to be put together in any combination. Something like 64 magnets per model.
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