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2016/10/26 06:57:43
Subject: Re:One Shot Johnny Lists
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Douglas Bader
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Eight-shot Johnny:
Reaver titan: laser blaster x2, double turbolaser
~500 point IG superheavy or IK
You either annihilate everything because you have a D-spam Reaver, or you face a dedicated anti-titan list and lose the game on turn 1 before firing a shot.
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2016/10/28 00:57:09
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Another one from Angel's Blade, using a single Golden Host formation:
1x Sanguinor
10x Sanguinary Guard
10x Sanguinary Guard
10x Sanguinary Guard
10x Sanguinary Guard
10x Sanguinary Guard
1850pts
Anything in deep strike reserve can choose when to come in from T2, with reduced scatter, and charge the turn they arrive.
So, er, deploy the Sanguinor, hope you don't get tabled, then charge EVERYTHING T2...
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2016/10/28 17:38:27
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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My friends are running a double list - 1000 pts each.
Player1 is running Necrons:
2 HQs for tanking
2 Min Troops
1x3 Deathray Pylons (for the 24"+3D6" beam)
Player2 is running Chaos:
3 Cabal formations
Each Cabal is 3 Sorcerers. 1 Nurgle on Bike (for majority T6), 1 Unmaked on Bike, and 1 Foot/Jumppack. One of those has a Spell Familiar.
The idea behind the list is you can cast Cabal's unique psychic power on the Necron Pylon deathstar, as they as are enemies (as per BRB allies chart). To clarify, anything that isn't a Battle Brother is an enemy.
The pylon shoots 3 times in the psychic phase and once in the shooting phase.
It's a very hit or miss list, but it's hilarious.
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2016/10/28 18:05:22
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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That is something I have never thought of before: ally in enemies to make use of the Cabal, quite suitably heretical 
What other enemy units could we ally in for Cabal shenanigans?
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
 Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/10/28 18:20:41
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Riptide unit of 3 models. Target Lock and Skyfire - Chaos now have reliable anti-air. LOL
Riptide wing isn't really a tax tbh. But you can easily get 5 Riptides in a Chao Army.
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2016/10/28 19:49:24
Subject: Re:One Shot Johnny Lists
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Furious Fire Dragon
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3x Assassinorum Execution Forces
1 Additional Culexus
1 Additional Vindicare
14 Models, 42 T4 Wounds w/ 4++.
If it gets the first turn the alpha strike is gonna be painful. If not, it's gonna suffer a few casualties. It's probably also gonna struggle against a mechanised list.
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For Khaela Mensha Khaine
For the Emperor and Sanguinius!
DS:90+S++G+++MB--IPw40k15#+D+A+/mWD-R+T(T)DM+ |
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2016/10/30 15:38:22
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!
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Saythings wrote:Riptide unit of 3 models. Target Lock and Skyfire - Chaos now have reliable anti-air. LOL
Riptide wing isn't really a tax tbh. But you can easily get 5 Riptides in a Chao Army.
O.o
That's... quite a disgusting combination!
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Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!
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2016/10/30 17:15:47
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Regular Dakkanaut
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2000 points
4X Grotesquerie
each has:
haemy w/Agoniser
2X 3 man grotesque squads w/ abberation w/scissorhand
2Xraiders w/ nightshields and enhanced aethersails
Either you win on turn 2 with massed assaults or you lose, badly.
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2016/10/30 17:29:30
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Saythings wrote:My friends are running a double list - 1000 pts each.
Player1 is running Necrons:
2 HQs for tanking
2 Min Troops
1x3 Deathray Pylons (for the 24"+ 3D6" beam)
Player2 is running Chaos:
3 Cabal formations
Each Cabal is 3 Sorcerers. 1 Nurgle on Bike (for majority T6), 1 Unmaked on Bike, and 1 Foot/Jumppack. One of those has a Spell Familiar.
The idea behind the list is you can cast Cabal's unique psychic power on the Necron Pylon deathstar, as they as are enemies (as per BRB allies chart). To clarify, anything that isn't a Battle Brother is an enemy.
The pylon shoots 3 times in the psychic phase and once in the shooting phase.
It's a very hit or miss list, but it's hilarious.
Wait is that how the Cabal is worded?
That's so disgusting I need to make a list for it...
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CaptainStabby wrote:If Tyberos falls and needs to catch himself it's because the ground needed killing.
 jy2 wrote:BTW, I can't wait to run Double-D-thirsters! Man, just thinking about it gets me Khorney.
 vipoid wrote:Indeed - what sort of bastard would want to use their codex?
 MarsNZ wrote:ITT: SoB players upset that they're receiving the same condescending treatment that they've doled out in every CSM thread ever.
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2016/10/30 18:14:17
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Auspicious Daemonic Herald
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Saythings wrote:My friends are running a double list - 1000 pts each. Player1 is running Necrons: 2 HQs for tanking 2 Min Troops 1x3 Deathray Pylons (for the 24"+ 3D6" beam) Player2 is running Chaos: 3 Cabal formations Each Cabal is 3 Sorcerers. 1 Nurgle on Bike (for majority T6), 1 Unmaked on Bike, and 1 Foot/Jumppack. One of those has a Spell Familiar. The idea behind the list is you can cast Cabal's unique psychic power on the Necron Pylon deathstar, as they as are enemies (as per BRB allies chart). To clarify, anything that isn't a Battle Brother is an enemy. The pylon shoots 3 times in the psychic phase and once in the shooting phase. It's a very hit or miss list, but it's hilarious.
While they are considered enemies the alliance rules still dissallow you from targeting your own allies for stuff like shooting attacks and psychic powers
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2016/10/30 18:19:47
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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Once again CrownAxe ruins all the fun. 
Any ally that is not battle brother cannot be targetted by psychic powers.
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/10/30 18:29:47
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'd rather CrownAxe ruin my fun than me putting a bunch of effort into soemthing that ends up being garbage.
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CaptainStabby wrote:If Tyberos falls and needs to catch himself it's because the ground needed killing.
jy2 wrote:BTW, I can't wait to run Double-D-thirsters! Man, just thinking about it gets me Khorney.
vipoid wrote:Indeed - what sort of bastard would want to use their codex?
MarsNZ wrote:ITT: SoB players upset that they're receiving the same condescending treatment that they've doled out in every CSM thread ever.
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2016/10/30 18:32:13
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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Aye, he keeps us grounded.
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors.
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2016/10/31 04:28:56
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Pious Palatine
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S.O.B Scout Forward, Blow ignores cover load as hard as you can(36 inch range with 30 inch melta range first turn) Then immediately die.
Cad 1
Canoness Combi-melta 75
BS Squad 60
BS Squad 60
4xM1xCM Dominion in Immo with dozer blades Laud 190
4xM1xCM Dominion in immo DB 180
4xM1xCM Dominion in Immo DB 180
Cad 2
Canoness Combi-melta 75
BS Squad 60
BS Squad 60
4xM1xCM Dominion in Immo with dozer blades Laud 190
4xM1xCM Dominion in immo DB 180
4xM1xCM Dominion in Immo DB 180
Cad 3
Canoness Combi-melta 75
BS Squad 60
BS Squad 60
4xM1xCM Dominion in immo 175
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2016/11/01 20:20:27
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Darn you CrownAxe!!! Haha. Where is this rule? I believe you. Just wanna take a looksie! My friend might be sad panda atm... lol.
Edit: Friendly and Enemy Models - Game Basics - Grrrrrr - I thought we were onto something.
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2016/11/01 20:55:31
Subject: One Shot Johnny Lists
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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CAD 1: (661pts)
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
15 Pink Horrors, Icon
14 Pink Horrors, Icon
CAD 2: (661pts)
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
15 Pink Horrors, Icon
14 Pink Horrors, Icon
CAD 3: (661pts)
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
Herald of Tzeentch, ML3
15 Pink Horrors, Icon
14 Pink Horrors, Icon
1,983pts, 48 Mastery levels, 99(!) T3 models. If your opponent can put significant firepower down in your deployment zone on the first two turns you're going to explode without doing a single thing. If they can't the snowball is going to start rolling.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Secondary joke summonspam list:
15x Inquisitorial Detachment (not copy-pasted for brevity) (61pts each, 915pts total):
Ordo Malleus Inquisitor
3x Henchmen Warband: 2x Acolyte, 1x Psyker
2x Chaos Daemons allied detachment (534pts each, 1068pts total)
4x Herald of Tzeentch (ML3)
Pink Horrors: 16 models, Icon
1,983pts again, 190 models, 75 Mastery levels. Similar properties to the last one, but your Mastery levels are a little more spread out (into 45 three-model Henchmen warbands).
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