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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 17:48:04
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Dakka Veteran
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For me, playing orks I had a bunch of DC with thunder hammers kill my morkananut. When it exploded, I rolled a 6, the explosion did more damage than most units in the game. There was the DC, a warboss, a weirdboy, a 20 something strong ork boy squad, astorath and a sanguinary ancient. I rolled for the mortal wounds and the explosion killed all 4 characters, yes I rolled pretty high. An ork boy or 2 and 3 DC. The characters had all not been wounded thus far and so i thought it was crazy for this much damage to happen. I wanted to know what other crazy events like this have happened to others.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 18:21:42
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
Vigo. Spain.
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I have seen a Tyranid army win a game.
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Crimson Devil wrote:
Dakka does have White Knights and is also rather infamous for it's Black Knights. A new edition brings out the passionate and not all of them are good at expressing themselves in written form. There have been plenty of hysterical responses from both sides so far. So we descend into pointless bickering with neither side listening to each other. So posting here becomes more masturbation than conversation.
ERJAK wrote:Forcing a 40k player to keep playing 7th is basically a hate crime.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 18:23:29
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
italy
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My chaos lord wiping loyalists like there's no tomorrow only to be killed in melee by a rhino, thus losing me the game...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 18:24:05
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Anybody have a lasgun kill off a land raider yet (remember all the consternation pre release with this "problem"?). Automatically Appended Next Post: Neferhet wrote:My chaos lord wiping loyalists like there's no tomorrow only to be killed in melee by a rhino, thus losing me the game...
Always look both ways.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 18:31:06
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I was playing "The Relic" versus a Necron army, and after 4 turns of battle all that I had left was a Predator (nearly dead), a Whirlwind (untouched), my Captain, one Tactical Squad Sergeant and a single Rhino.
My opponent had 20 Warriors, a Monolith, and Imotekh. Not only did my nearly dead Captain solo Imotekh in close combat, but my Tactical Squad Sergeant got onto the relic, grabbed it, and then managed to tank all of the Monolith's shooting for 2 turns until the game ended. My Predator spent 3 turns running over Warriors while my Whirlwind sat there and plinked wounds off the Monolith. I won the game because my Sergeant tanked all that firepower without dying, and because my Rhino made a suicide run into the Necron deployment zone to secure linebreaker.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 18:48:09
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Courageous Beastmaster
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Gordon Shumway wrote:Anybody have a lasgun kill off a land raider yet (remember all the consternation pre release with this "problem"?).
Always look both ways.
I have seen lasguns cause a wound on a land raider.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 18:55:38
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Was playing darmons v SoB. Buddy charged my skarbrand(had 12 wounds left) with his imperial Knight. He wounded 4 times, I saved two of them(so he has 12 damage coming in to kill skarbrand) used a cp to re roll an invul save and succeeded! Skarbrand survived with 6 wounds and swung back for 28 damage killing the knight in one combat! This was my first game of 8th. Felt awesome.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 19:03:22
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
Why Aye Ya Canny Dakkanaughts!
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Gordon Shumway wrote:Anybody have a lasgun kill off a land raider yet (remember all the consternation pre release with this "problem"?).
A friend of mine told me he played a game on the weekend where a laspistol took the final wound off of a Valkyrie.
My most disheartening situation so far was a game I just played: I'd already been rolling pretty poorly but then my Renegade Knight charged a Leman Russ and whiffed 3/4 of it's hit rolls, wounded and then the Russ saved the wound that would have caused 6D on a 6+ save! Then the Russ backed out and combined Guard fire blew my knight to hell. (This is the same game where one Kastelan Robot managed to tank combined attacks from a Terminator squad, a Khorne Bezerker squad, a Terminator Lord and a Rhino and replying by wiping both the Terminators and the Bezerkers. Dice gods: why!?)
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Ghorros wrote:The moral of the story: Don't park your Imperial Knight in a field of Gretchin carrying power tools.
Marmatag wrote:All the while, my opponent is furious, throwing his codex on the floor, trying to slash his wrists with safety scissors. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 19:05:34
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Loyal Necron Lychguard
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Aetaos losing more wounds to guardsmen than to the LOW tanks shooting at him.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 19:21:32
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Hungry Little Ripper
Somewhere within Hive Fleet Leviathan
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Lord of Skulls vs some marines. It did not end well... It shot a combat squad out of existence. One Sergeant deal 2 damage with his plasma pistol, before he and his squad were also wiped out (supercharge death on overwatch). It advances towards another squad, my multi-melta guy firing but missing, and kills four, leaving multi-melta man with the captain. Some terminators flank around it, only to fail their charge and get killed. At some point it kills multi-melta guy, and then moves over to another squad, holding an objective, all of its previous would shrugged off, due to a pesky rule. My marines fire with all their might, but are quickly picked off in combat. That leaves my Captain in terminator armour. 1v1 time, my Captain charged in, swinging his hammer, but missing the MASSIVE DAEMON ENGINE ahead. Khorne swings back, also missing. Finally my warlord hits, though not wounding the Lord of Skulls. Khorne has decided that he's had enough and kills him in one swing. Splat. Victory to Chaos. Note to self: Don't fight Khorne without Knights or BANEBLADES.
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Buttery Commissar wrote:Welcome! I find building your wallet a nice warm nest, where it can sleep and feel safe tends to aid with abrupt shocks. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 19:28:22
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Dakka Veteran
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I know it's not as crazy but it's very easy to get weirdboy psykers to get D6 for smite results due to the waagh energy rule. I had 2 of them in this one game where both of them causes 11 mortal wounds in 1 turn thanks to this rule. They were aimed at a tac squad so it wasn't super damaging but that's still a lot of wounds
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 19:36:47
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
Warrington
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Gordon Shumway wrote:Anybody have a lasgun kill off a land raider yet (remember all the consternation pre release with this "problem"?). I killed 2 knights with lasguns in 1 game at the tournament I was at this weekend. They didnt do all the damage, but accross the 5 turns i did enough wounds to knights with lasguns to equal 1 dead knight
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6000 pts of Foot Guard
"I once gave the order to one of my platoons to fix bayonets and charge a squad of genestealers. If they believed in the emperor hard enough they could win... I don't think they believed enough..." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 20:59:19
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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Had a game of purely marine infantry versus IG Russes with a small blob of vets. Randomly rolled for mission and ended up fighting over a single objective worth 6 points.
In the end I had a single vanguard vet holding the objective while Marneus Calgar ran around punching the guard tanks to death that tried to blitzkrieg their way into the object in the last 2/3 turns.
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1st, 2nd & 10th Co. 13000 pts
Order of the Ashen Rose - 650 pts
The Undying - 1800 pts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 21:34:25
Subject: Re:What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Irked Necron Immortal
Newark, CA
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I had a squad of warriors get charged by two tac marines with power weapons and my full squad did NOT get swept off the board!
It was...absurd.
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Wake. Rise. Destroy. Conquer.
We have done so once. We will do so again.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/26 21:38:18
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Got 10 shots off a TFC
proceeded to miss half, then proceeded to fail all wounds.
FML.
nothing super nutty yet.
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 19:20:05
Subject: Re:What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Masterplay by my opponent today. My AdMech + Scions against his Tyranids in a 1000 points game. Had my HQ hidden in a building to give his rerolls to my snipers, and my Onager Dunecrawler on the floor beside the building. He ambushes his Magus behind a wall so I don't see him, and proceeds to take control of my Onager with the psychic power he had, and promptly fire all weapons at my HQ through a window, killing him instantly. Then proceeded on killing his Magus with the very same Onager next turn to avenge my fallen Techpriest. Overkill ? Maybe. Satisfied ? Indeed.
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40K: Adeptus Mechanicus
AoS: Nighthaunts |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 19:56:18
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
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My grots killed a Leman Russ (tbf I had it at one wound and tried really hard to get them to kill it, even leaving it alive in my shooting phase so I could charge it with them and try to get the last wound). But in the second round of shooting they got it!
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"Got you, Yugi! Your Rubric Marines can't fall back because I have declared the tertiary kaptaris ka'tah stance two, after the secondary dacatarai ka'tah last turn!"
"So you think, Kaiba! I declared my Thousand Sons the cult of Duplicity, which means all my psykers have access to the Sorcerous Facade power! Furthermore I will spend 8 Cabal Points to invoke Cabbalistic Focus, causing the rubrics to appear behind your custodes! The Vengeance for the Wronged and Sorcerous Fullisade stratagems along with the Malefic Maelstrom infernal pact evoked earlier in the command phase allows me to double their firepower, letting me wound on 2s and 3s!"
"you think it is you who has gotten me, yugi, but it is I who have gotten you! I declare the ever-vigilant stratagem to attack your rubrics with my custodes' ranged weapons, which with the new codex are now DAMAGE 2!!"
"...which leads you straight into my trap, Kaiba, you see I now declare the stratagem Implacable Automata, reducing all damage from your attacks by 1 and triggering my All is Dust special rule!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 20:48:36
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
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My incubi smashed through 2 maulerfiends... Never took them for vehicle killers till now.
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Necrons - 6000+
Eldar/DE/Harlequins- 6000+
Genestealer Cult - 2000
Currently enthralled by Blanchitsu and INQ28. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 21:20:28
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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Gordon Shumway wrote:Anybody have a lasgun kill off a land raider yet (remember all the consternation pre release with this "problem"?).
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Neferhet wrote:My chaos lord wiping loyalists like there's no tomorrow only to be killed in melee by a rhino, thus losing me the game...
Always look both ways.
No, though I thought about shooting my blob of Conscripts at a Stormlord one game after my Shadowsword sent it to 1 wound in a single salvo so I could laugh about it, but I didn't, because they also had a more pressing targets closer to them.
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Guardsmen, hear me! Cadia may lie in ruin, but her proud people do not! For each brother and sister who gave their lives to Him as martyrs, we will reap a vengeance fiftyfold! Cadia may be no more, but will never be forgotten; our foes shall tremble in fear at the name, for their doom shall come from the barrels of Cadian guns, fired by Cadian hands! Forward, for vengeance and retribution, in His name and the names of our fallen comrades! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 21:30:40
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I had a Venerable Dreadnought get killed by a micro stubber the other day (whatever the name is of the smaller stubber version that the AdMech have)
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 21:40:13
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Clousseau
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I beat a Daemons list with a Grey Knights list. Unheard of in 7th.
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Galas wrote:I remember when Marmatag was a nooby, all shiney and full of joy. How playing the unbalanced mess of Warhammer40k in a ultra-competitive meta has changed you 
Bharring wrote:He'll actually *change his mind* in the presence of sufficient/sufficiently defended information. Heretic. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 21:45:02
Subject: Re:What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Emboldened Warlock
Widnes UK
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I had a unit of 3 dark reapers be charged turn 1 by 6 screamers of tzeentch. I lost none and ran away. I couldn't shoot them because the rest of my army was otherwise occupied so I had to let them charge me again. This repeated until the bottom of turn 5 when they finally finished the 3 man squad after losing 3 screamers to overwatch and one to my exarch getting tired of their  and just punching one really hard in the face.
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Ulthwe: 7500 points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 21:46:45
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Pious Palatine
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Ghazgull got into combat with greyfax(after taking some fire) That left both of them with 1 wound. She goes to smite, fails...on snake eyes! Perils the perils kills her and the explosion kills ghazzie. Pretty solid trade tbh.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 21:47:14
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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Deploying Rhinos don't make me give up first blood.
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SHUPPET wrote:
wtf is this buddhist monk ascendant martial dice arts crap lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 21:53:48
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Norn Queen
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Had a Trygon Prime come up turn one with Warriors to assault a squad of boyz. Trygon makes it, Warriors don't. Trygon kills 3 boyz (would have killed 4 if not for the painboy). Trygon loses a wound to overwatch. I then roll a bucket of 109 dice back at him and wipe him out with just my boy attacks, didn't even get the chance to use my painboy's power klaw.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 21:55:11
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Dark Angels Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Under a pile of plastic and boxes.
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My deathwatch VS my buddies CSM. He has a Helbrute with 2 wounds left standing in the terrain that can hurt you on a 1 if you charge through it. He is taunting me in a friendly manner because I cant charge him safely, so I take my razorback with 1 wound left 8 inches away and charge. I survive the OW, make the charge, roll a 1 to take a mortal wound killing the Razorback. I then roll a 5 so nothing happens. Then used a CP to re-roll the die, got an 6 to explode, and did 2 wounds to all units within 3 inches, killing the helbrute!
All we could do is laugh that it worked.
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"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 22:49:31
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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I attacked a termy squad with 120 attacks, ended up getting about 50 through and they saved every single one of them...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/27 22:55:06
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Not me, but I observed a Land Raider get boltered to death last week.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/28 16:11:07
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Clousseau
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ERJAK wrote:Ghazgull got into combat with greyfax(after taking some fire) That left both of them with 1 wound. She goes to smite, fails...on snake eyes! Perils the perils kills her and the explosion kills ghazzie. Pretty solid trade tbh.
Oh wow, CP reroll! CP REROLL!!!!!!!!
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Galas wrote:I remember when Marmatag was a nooby, all shiney and full of joy. How playing the unbalanced mess of Warhammer40k in a ultra-competitive meta has changed you 
Bharring wrote:He'll actually *change his mind* in the presence of sufficient/sufficiently defended information. Heretic. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/06/28 16:52:03
Subject: What's the craziest situation you've had happen so far in 8th edition.
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Marmatag wrote:ERJAK wrote:Ghazgull got into combat with greyfax(after taking some fire) That left both of them with 1 wound. She goes to smite, fails...on snake eyes! Perils the perils kills her and the explosion kills ghazzie. Pretty solid trade tbh.
Oh wow, CP reroll! CP REROLL!!!!!!!!
You guys have successful rerolls with the CP ? EVERY TIME I use a reroll it gives me the same result or 2 instead of 1.
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40K: Adeptus Mechanicus
AoS: Nighthaunts |
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