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Chaos k nights from aos

To many unpainted models to count. 
   
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Tyranids, genestealers are pretty bad because rending claws do just that but the big beasties are the worst, the talons and claws are sturdy enough to not break like all the dark eldar spines.

Bugs also have a way of always falling spikey side up, lets just say some of the blood effects on my tyranids weapons aren't effects

Grey Knights - 3500pts
SKitarii - 4000pts
Ad mech - 2000pts
Imperial Knights - 1000pts
Black Templars - 3200pts
Genestealer cults - 1750 
   
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Probably work

Not quite the same thing, but now that I stop and think about it, old pewter Karamazov would probably be one of the worst to DROP on your foot.

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Utah

 timetowaste85 wrote:
7th edition Warhammer fantasy night goblin spears. I believe that usually is the thread winner, yes? Lol. Those things hurt!! They stick to you any time you reach into the box.


The goblin spearmen from the Third(I think) edition box of goblins vs high eves were much sharper, and even casual contact they would embed in skin. The ones from the recent one are tame by comparison. This pic is small, but you can see how sharp they were, one in the back row shows really well how the tip had no rounding at all. http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l190/m/mMGAUucWxO9Q7tr6OdnBqNA.jpg

   
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WHFB: 4th Plastic Goblins with Spears.
   
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Probably work

 Azreal13 wrote:
Spoiler:


He does kind of seem like he's bracing for it, I think.

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Auspicious Aspiring Champion of Chaos






In my experience, no Khornate army is complete until blood has been spilled for the Blood God.

ChargerIIC wrote:
 MechaEmperor7000 wrote:
I once sat on a Bloodletter. It lived up to it's name. It also took two days to extract.


 MechaEmperor7000 wrote:
It also took two days to extract.



Somewhere out there is a hell of an ER Story.


Doctor looks at x-rays.

"Nurse, I meet me in the OR with forceps, Vaseline, and the hospital chaplain".


2000 Khorne Bloodbound (Skullfiend Tribe- Aqshy)
1000 Tzeentch Arcanites (Pyrofane Cult - Hysh) in progress
2000 Slaves to Darkness (Ravagers)
 
   
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UK

Either Thousand Sons. Sisters of Battle, Ynnari or Ultramarines.

No, not the physical pain of model going through your foot, the agonising acceptance of ruining Magnus/Celestine/Yvarine/Roboute.

YMDC = nightmare 
   
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Newark, CA

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We have done so once. We will do so again.
 
   
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Lier, Belgium

swarmlord has my vote. those sword and skullknife must hurt...

8000 points fully painted
hive fleet belphegor 3500 points
1k sons killteam

Dakka is the ork word for shooting, but the ork concept of shooting is saturation fire. Just as there is no such thing as a "miss" in a target-rich environment, there is no such thing as a "dodge" in a bullet rich one

 
   
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UK

My latest plague marines have drawn so much blood that I'm considering it as a selling point.

In terms of most painful models, the early metal lictor or bio-titans. They hurt just trying to hold them.

We look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come

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How are you guys stepping on these things?

CaptainStabby wrote:
If Tyberos falls and needs to catch himself it's because the ground needed killing.

 jy2 wrote:
BTW, I can't wait to run Double-D-thirsters! Man, just thinking about it gets me Khorney.

 vipoid wrote:
Indeed - what sort of bastard would want to use their codex?

 MarsNZ wrote:
ITT: SoB players upset that they're receiving the same condescending treatment that they've doled out in every CSM thread ever.
 
   
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UK

Slayer-Fan123 wrote:
How are you guys stepping on these things?


I'm both untidy and clumsy.

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 daedalus wrote:
Buildings are actually quite treacherous. I caught my hand on one of those spikes that are featured on the ruins GW used to sell and it drew blood.


I extended my arm to grab some dice on the table, at the other side of a GW manofactorum or whatever... I needed stitches
   
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Thunderwolf Cavalry.
Their fur is sharp, has zero give and sticks out in enough directions that it does as much damage going out as it did going in.

I don't break the rules but I'll bend them as far as they'll go. 
   
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Slayer-Fan123 wrote:
How are you guys stepping on these things?


You haven't noticed that they get up and move around during the night? GW has managed to get a hell of a deal on their new plastics...

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 NenkotaMoon wrote:
SoB. Money that isn't coming back.


I have seen one man fall onto his Sisters army. The money is gone, and the metal models look so hurtfull D:
   
 
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