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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/10 19:19:40
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Speaking of low key…
The Long Walk
Sounds dead boring. It isn’t. Mark Hamill is really good here, portraying a military type by channeling a little Macho Man Randy Savage.
Worth booking time out your day to sit down and pay attention to this one.
Massacre in Dinosaur Valley
What’s it about? I’ve no idea! Because the sound cut out. Not just my device either, as it’s gone on both tellys and my iPad. Does cut back in, but I can’t be bothered further.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
God Mecha Seven
Two brothers, separated when young. One is kinda evil and has the power of fire. The other is kinda goofy, and has the power of ice.
Both end up with custom Mecha suits and shenanigans occur in this low rent Chinese Iron Man knock-off. Which even shows Ice Bro watching Iron Man to find some moves.
It’s not terribly good, with lots of jump cuts and some shonky CGI. But, it’s just over an hour long and is still kinda goody fun. Just treat it as a feature length Power Rangers and you won’t go far wrong.
Actually, I’m gonna be more charitable to the CGI. It is dodgy, don’t get me wrong. But by accident or design, there’s an almost stop motion quality to it that I’m really digging,
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/11 03:44:25
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Airplane! (1980) you'll never believe this but it holds up really well. Saw it in a nearly full theater made up of a mix of ages and there was consistent laughter from the start to the end.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/11 05:43:18
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Big Trouble in Little China
An absolute classic from John Carpenter and Kurt Russel. Love that synth score.
The Thing
An absolute classic from John Carpenter and Kurt Russell. Love that synth score.
Saw both films in a sold out theater. The audience reactions were energizing. It almost felt like seeing the movies for the first time again.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/11 10:40:23
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:Mickey 17
Robert (Twilight, Batman) Patterson is a loser hired to be an "expendable" on a space mission. Every time he dies he's uploaded and reprinted/cloned. Sure enough after 17 clonings they accidentally make 2 of him at the same time. And then they run out of ideas.
Mark Ruffalo does his best Trump impression as the expedition commander. There's some made up nonsense that if someone ever has 2 clones at once they both have to die and be erased forever! And then they meet a race of water bugs and there's some stuff there.
Cast is good, Patterson especially, but it's too long with too little to say.
3/5
I found Mickey 17 pretty disappointing. The trailer looked good and I had hoped they'd spend significant time exploring the expendable thing.
Instead it's skipped over in a montage and we get to spend the next two hours or whatever on boring fascism bad, m'kay stuff.
Such wasted potential.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Massacre in Dinosaur Valley
What’s it about? I’ve no idea! Because the sound cut out. Not just my device either, as it’s gone on both tellys and my iPad. Does cut back in, but I can’t be bothered further.
It's been ages since I saw it, but I remember liking it. I suspect it was an attempt to ride the coattails of earlier cannibal movies but didn't offer any shock value to speak of. Which makes it an adventure movie, really. And a fun one at that, if I remember correctly.
Sucks that you got sound issues. It's worth seeing in my opinion.
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Nehekhara lives! Sort of!
Why is the rum always gone? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/11 14:55:31
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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Geifer wrote:
Instead it's skipped over in a montage and we get to spend the next two hours or whatever on boring fascism bad, m'kay stuff.
Well, world-wide apparently people need to be reminded because I guess a lot of people feel Fscism is just another boring political choice.
The Devil Wears Prada
My wife wanted to see the OG before we potentially went to the new one.
I had forgotten much of it myself, but recalled the "climactic speech" by Meryl Streep that finally forces Anne Hathaway to stop being passive and to actively make a decision about her life.
The movie does have some light feminist touches, but tries to hide it behind a weak relatioship story. I was actually disappointed by the film on re-watch as it felt really stale, out-dated, and out-of-touch. However, it did nail the methods of a Groomer very well. The film was afraid to really lean into its own messages. However, it is 20 (!) years old. Times were different back then.
Re-watching this did not make me hopeful for the new one.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/11 16:39:25
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Easy E wrote: Geifer wrote:
Instead it's skipped over in a montage and we get to spend the next two hours or whatever on boring fascism bad, m'kay stuff.
Well, world-wide apparently people need to be reminded because I guess a lot of people feel Fscism is just another boring political choice.
Predictable remark is predictable, but misses the point. You can do that anytime anywhere. Like in a movie that does a thing for the thousandth time.
Using an interesting premise that hasn't been done to death only to brush it aside for some well explored political messaging is a waste of time.
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Nehekhara lives! Sort of!
Why is the rum always gone? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/11 16:59:07
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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So D+ thinks I didn’t finish watching Enchanted, but I defo did.
But watching it form around halfway again? Is it just me, or is Susan “Janet” Sarandon channelling some Frank N Furter in her Evil Queen?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/11 18:56:49
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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Geifer wrote: Easy E wrote: Geifer wrote:
Instead it's skipped over in a montage and we get to spend the next two hours or whatever on boring fascism bad, m'kay stuff.
Well, world-wide apparently people need to be reminded because I guess a lot of people feel Fscism is just another boring political choice.
Predictable remark is predictable, but misses the point. You can do that anytime anywhere. Like in a movie that does a thing for the thousandth time.
Using an interesting premise that hasn't been done to death only to brush it aside for some well explored political messaging is a waste of time.
You bring up an interesting point. Perhaps we have innoculated ourselves in media to horrible things so that now, not much phases us anymore.
Pedophiles.... a punchline.
Nazis.... cliche.
Billionaire super villains.... yawn.
Ecological degradation .... a mere plot point.
Extinction level threats .... just another super-hero movie.
Pandemics.... been there and done that.
What kind of threats still actually are interesting in media now-a-days?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/12 12:19:04
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3\
A cracker, the usual mix of silly and heartfelt stuff.
The Marvels
Far better than its reputation. I still don’t understand why this bombed so hard. We get some superbly choreographed fisticuffs with the lasses swapping around, and the story is at least interesting, though it does feel rehashed from Captain Marvel and GOTG.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/12 14:37:42
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The Marvels is definitely super fun. It's also obviously disjointed from what the plan was supposed to be as it really feels like it wants to build directly off of WandaVision and Secret Invasion and Shang Chi and Quantumania a bunch of other little things that kind of went nowhere. Loki kind of ended up stealing its impact.
I do think its definitely a prime example of the weird subculture of hating Brie Larson, but its also not quite good enough to shift the momentum dragged down by things like Thor 4 and Quantumania. It's a super fun little film that had me actively laughing out loud, but its a disposable little adventure when the MCU was in dire need of something foundational. A good film with bad timing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/12 16:50:11
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Well I didn't like The Marvels because I find Kamala Khan very annoying!
But, yeah, it's not a bad movie, I wonder if people felt it was just too connected to the Marvel tv shows and would've required watching too much other stuff first?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/13 03:28:59
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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The Sheep Detectives Livestock act and talk like people and Hugh Jackman dies. 8/10
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/13 05:24:19
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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The Chair
A horror short by Curry Baker on YouTube.
It’s good and creepy and doesn’t overstay its premise.
Great Choice
A horror short starring Corrie Boon on YouTube.
The video starts with some unrelated jumpscare nonsense. After that, it’s very enjoyable.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/13 09:59:04
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Good Omens S3
Whilst billed as a tv show, it’s a single feature length episode so filing it as a movie, meself.
It’s typically good fun, and of course our cast is having a whale of a time. And a pretty nice way to round out the saga.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/13 13:57:31
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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Ahtman wrote:The Sheep Detectives Livestock act and talk like people and Hugh Jackman dies. 8/10
I also saw it. There was some surprisingly heavy subject matter inside this whimsical little flick.
For myself, it made me very melancholic for my old homestead with my PIgs, Chickens, and herd of Goats. All my friends. Made me miss them a great deal.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/13 14:05:59
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Wish I had the space, time and skills for a small holding. Tangential I know, but I’ve often thought about crowd sharing livestock. As in you get X amount of people to chip in for the rearing of a Lovely Moo Cow, plus a profit margin for the farmer or small holder, then everyone gets a freezer full of tasty meats when it’s time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/13 21:50:56
Subject: Re:Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Wax or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
The first movie on the internet.
This would make a great party game, in a test-your-might, wtf we watching kind of way. How long can you watch Wax?
The video on YouTube starts with an unrelated(?) five minute uh, trailer(??) which is crazier and more daunting than the actual movie. Then Wax starts its hypnotic monologue and time goes out the window. Watching Wax feels like listening to your friend rant after he had stopped taking his medicine months ago and is deep into his psychotic break. It’s compelling and even entertaining in a messed up way.
Not recommended for casual watching.
Paprika
What Inception should have been.
A fantastic anime from the director of Perfect Blue, and another mind bender. A terrorist has stolen a machine that lets them get into people’s dreams and direct them, with dire consequences. Watch it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/14 14:38:35
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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There are few deaths of creatives that I mourn as much as Satoshi Kon. Everything we got from him is so wildly ahead of its time and insightful and every time I rewatch any of his works I wonder what it would be like if he had lived to see so much of his work become reality.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/14 16:45:22
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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Red Sonja
The new one. It is a Fantasy mash-up of Spartacus and Boudicca.
Not bad, competently made, just nothing special either. Honestly, a competently made fantasy flick is an achievement! Sadly, somewhat forgettable and disposable.
However, it feels like it should have been a streaming series as it is a bit episodic.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/14 19:18:45
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Easy E wrote:
However, it feels like it should have been a streaming series as it is a bit episodic.
I see this with a good many films these days. I'm never quite sure where the blame for it lies and its likely in a few spots; but we do seem to have a solid generation or two of film makers who just can't pace a story and film to fit a timeslot. The result can be very well produced scenes created to a high degree of skill - which lack any connective elements to the other scenes. I really felt this with the new Dune 1 film. There were some scenes that just felt like they were dropped in and then everything jumps to something else and the something else etc...
A simple few moments of someone walking down a corridor connecting A to B and so forth was all that it likely needed to just make them feel like scenes that were woven together telling a story as opposed to isolated events
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/14 19:50:57
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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In their defence?
Streaming is a new medium. You’ve longer than a movie, but less time than syndication, to play with. And as we saw in some early D+ MCU and I think Star Wars serials? Your episodes needn’t all be of uniform length.
So it’s a new discipline for the screenwriter. Got an idea for a show that’s too long for a movie but too short to be a syndicated show? Streaming might be the literal in both ways happy medium.
But…equally….if you can tell your tale in let’s say 2 hours? You should resist the stream that offers you 4 hours, just as a story and setting best described over 22 episodes should resist being compacted into 10 1 hour episodes.
Now, that doesn’t mean all made for streaming shows get an automatic pass. Oh no, dear reader. We can, shall and will remain critical.
See, just as your episode length can vary for narrative properties? Why shouldn’t your show? If it’s gonna take 14 hours to create and explore your brave new world? Demand those 14 hours.
Studios also need to learn this new discipline. By all means set your budget constraint, yes. But if the show is good? Your viewership will watch each and every one, whether there’s 1-100 of the buggers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2026/05/15 08:35:29
Subject: Mini-Movie Reviews- What You Are Watching.... in Miniature
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Hot Fuzz
An instant classic. And I love just how petty the motivations are. So incredibly Middle England, it’s as if the Daily Fail has decided to take action beyond just lying to its readership.
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