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if you were in the 40k what god would you follow ?? Here is my 2 cents

Khorne: i can this one fighting till the end, never surrender ,rage had a mark of khorne on my helmet :S

Slaanesh: blasting heavy metal in a fire fight . had a boom box wired in our truck .

Nurgle: i guess be coming one with death??

Tzeentch: planing some bad things to the bad guys and all little kids like magic right

Undivided: the best of all worlds

My vote is Undivided

Um, I'm an atheist, m'kay.

Nurgle cuz I'm honest: I sit a lot and wallow in my fatness and cheetos.

Well... there's no option for Malal, so I'll go with Khorne.

Anyone who picks Nurgle is a sick puppy.

BYE

I'll go with Khorne later when I get roid rage, HB. For now its cheetos, fat, and lack of hygiene for nurgle.

I'd say that Slaanesh would be better, could you imagine the boobies???

I'd prefer undivided to keep those nasty mutations away.

Well... there's no option for Malal,

Well dang it there should be!

i to vote for malal-the 5th chaos god the god of order also known as THE EMPEROR!

lol cheetos !!! Didn't think of Malal damn it I'll edit the poll today guys thanks

Malal ftw!

Undivided.

I'd like to be evil in a creepy sort of way covered in fur, and skulls, and horns, and spikes with heads and helmets impaled on them, and with a cloak, yeah a cloak, dressed in black with gold trim and more skulls and a shaved head, with my mouth open in an eternal scream, striking a pose on battlefields everywhere.

I am torn. Slaanesh has obvious appeal for the sheer fun involved. I guess I would be more of a Tzeentch man though. Plotting and scheming and gaining plenty of knowledge seems like my thing.

I think it's funny that Slaanesh is winning. I guess some of you figured it would be the only way you'd ever have sex.

Well if it makes you happy ski if malal wasn't in the poll i would go Tzeentch because the god of magic is so much cooler than all the rest both in the look of his marines and the abilities he grants.

I've gotta say Nurgle, maybe not in the open sore sense. But definitely in the not shaving very frequently and generally being lazy. I suppose that is sort of like Nurgle lite.

Father nurgle, who wouldn't want to have toughness 5. Be sure to ask your doctor about possible side effects.*


*Worshipping Nurgle might cause; severe excema, intestinal bleeding, intestinal prolapse, diarrhea, vomiting, blurred vision, difficulty sleeping, runny nose, watery eyes, incontinence, vomiting, excessive bone growth, kidney stones, boils or lesions.
Do not worhip Nurgle if you suffer from any of the following; compulisve addictions, paranoia, or pyschosis.

Who the heck is Malal?

Khorne because there are alot of people out there who are in need of a serious beating.

Nurgle. Smoke all I want cause who cares about cancer? Drink all I want ,see above. Not to mention, he's Papa Nurgle, rather be with the jolly fat man of death than the roid raged guy on the skulls.

Tzeentch.

I'd rather be a spectral entity encased in a suit of armor with an unearthly weapon in my hands than anything else.

The whole chaos thing makes my skin crawl. That's why I find it so satisfying to crush such armies with the Imperium's finest.

CK

Gork. And if he's unavailable, I'd take Mork. And if they're both out krumpin 'eads, I'd go with Khorne. Heart pumping, flesh rending, blood spewing rage all whilst screaming at the top of your lungs. Being rewarded for sheer volume of calamity and destruction. Pure, distilled, unapologetic, unadulterated (and wholly gratifying) destruction.

That, and in the grim darkness of the elementary school cafeteria of the 41st millennium, Khorne would probably be the last guy Gork and Mork would punch up for lunch money.

Teek wrote:That, and in the grim darkness of the elementary school cafeteria of the 41st millennium, Khorne would probably be the last guy Gork and Mork would punch up for lunch money.

Oh you'd think so but you'd be wrong. (Ignore the NWS popup, it's good).

Touché!

Ungentle wrote:I think it's funny that Slaanesh is winning. I guess some of you figured it would be the only way you'd ever have sex.

I laughed at this pretty hard

I picked Khorne though cause i have a pretty bad temper. Close second would be slaanesh though cause im a fans of the arts and looking damn hot all the time. Its a curse really...

Aduro wrote:Who the heck is Malal?

The 5th chaos god, largely removed from the background.

Malal hates chaos, and uses his chaos powers to oppose the other four.

The 5th chaos god, largely removed from the background.

Malal hates chaos, and uses his chaos powers to oppose the other four.

He is also know by his more common name-the emperor

Nope.

Malal isn't the Emperor. The Emperor's Sacred Number appears to be 10, but Malal does him one better and goes to 11.

You forgot the Star Child in there somewhere.

FERNEX ÜBERALLES




Barring the Dark God of Technology, Undivided is my poison, with a twist of Slaanesh and Tzeentch for some kinky weirdness

- Salvage

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