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Kind of a spin-off to that "You know you play to much 40k when..." thread. I don't think this is in the right section lol.

Basically you put something in that's pure cheats. Some examples are:

You know your opponent's cheating when...

His Daemons don't scatter when they deep strike.

Or...

His Storm Guardians carry power weapons.


I leave this in your capable handses.

Careful with your posting bud. All it takes is some whiney children spamming the alert button and this will get shut down faster then Daemons that dont scatter threads.

However in the spirit of things...........

You know your opponent's cheating when.........
His drop pods dont scatter off the table!

You know your opponent's cheating when:
His codex is more sharpie than ink
He has more Terminators than you do orks
His dakkafex has 3 foot tall eye stocks

I wouldn't really care if this got shut down, this was a just-for-fun thread lol.

You know your opponent's cheating when...

His Berzerkers can call WAAAGH!s

His Eldritch Storms have a rule that can instantly kill everyone under the template regardless of save or toughness.

He fields two Eldrads.

When he tables Nob Biker lists and takes a single Firewarrior, a gun drone, and only 1 immobilized Hammerhead as casualties.

He measures with inches marked on a rubber band.

His Eldar troops out numbers the IG modelwise.

Orkeosaurus wrote:He measures with inches marked on a rubber band.

Sporemines take out a LR on every shot

1.When your opponent has an icon of khorne / nurgle / tzeentch / slaneesh / chaos glory all in the same squad on the same model
2.When your opponent claims necrons gauss cannons overwrite your invulnerable saves
3.When your opponents defilers have more armor then your 2 land raiders combined
4.When Ghazgull's WAAGGH Makes the entire army have a 2+ invulnerable save for a turn
5.When some guy claims abbadon gets the special ability of all the daemon weapons combined, due to his mark of chaos ascendant
6.When imperial guard beat an army with lascannons
7.When a guy drops down more cult troops then you have orks
8.When this guy claims he has more attacks then you have toughness and claims thats instant death
9.*My Favorite* When a land raider has 10 terminators disembarking to assault you.
10. When an ork army has 3 ghazgull's claiming hes not a unique hero.

Edited for Spelling Errors.

When you ask your see your opponents list and he says he's is "has it memorized".

And then says, "Oh by the way, that squad has melta-bombs".

BoxANT wrote:When you ask your see your opponents list and he says he's is "has it memorized".

And then says, "Oh by the way, that squad has melta-bombs".

Guilty... I wasn't cheating though ! I swears!!!! I'm just disorganized!!! :S

Your opponent pulls out a few dragons

You know your opponent is cheating when his charge distances are always 5.9" and yours are 6.1".

Orkeosaurus wrote:His dakkafex has 3 foot tall eye stocks

There you go, giving them ideas...

When the point cost of his tooled up nobz mob is only 10 points more than what 10 base nobz cost.
When craters provide his vehicles cover, but not yours.

Your opponent keeps trying to play Warhammer Fantasy rules in a 40K game

your opponent rolls 4s... no matter if its good for him, or you

Your opponent has a separate pair of dice for morale checks.

Your opponent uses little dice with pips that you really can't read, and then on turn 5 says something like, "Oh, Orks are Weapon Skill 4? I thought you were a 3, and I'd hit on 3's."

Your opponent tries to tell you that your vindicator can't fire at something thats 20 inches away, because ordninance weapons have a minimum 36 inch range. (Saw one TFK try this on another TFK, and it was just depressing.)

When his orks were out of rapid fire range on your turn, and now, after a * 6 inch * move, they're all able to assault.

-he fields 3 or more apothecaries in his army.
-he uses his smoke launchers on that vehicle once per turn.

He claims you can't assault his Fire Prism because you can't reach its base.

He refuses to let you charge after firing bolt pistols, as "Who can run, shoot and crash-tackle someone, even if it IS a pistol?"

Your Land Raiders supposedly fall over and crush your troops. (Someone's been playin' too much LotR.)

He fields a Warlord Titan in a 500 point game.

He gets 3 Wraithlords into a 600pt list (guilty).

You can get 3 Soul Grinders in a 600pt list (guilty).

- His Pulse Rifles throw pie plates.

- He fields Pedro Cantor in a Blood Angels army.

- He uses Vortex Grenades with his Warboss.

- He claims Lysander is waering Power Armor.

You know your opponent's cheating when...

he uses a custom built Gargant in a 1k Point game that takes up half the board.

1hadhq wrote:-he fields 3 or more apothecaries in his army.
-he uses his smoke launchers on that vehicle once per turn.

Not true on the apothecaries. Marneus Calgar can field 3 honor guard squads. That means 3 apothecaries.

Salted Diamond wrote:

1hadhq wrote:-he fields 3 or more apothecaries in his army.
-he uses his smoke launchers on that vehicle once per turn.

Not true on the apothecaries. Marneus Calgar can field 3 honor guard squads. That means 3 apothecaries.

So the Ultrasmurfs have apothecaries in their Honor guards now?
As far as i can remeber Apo's are command squad only.....

1hadhq wrote:

Salted Diamond wrote:

1hadhq wrote:-he fields 3 or more apothecaries in his army.
-he uses his smoke launchers on that vehicle once per turn.

Not true on the apothecaries. Marneus Calgar can field 3 honor guard squads. That means 3 apothecaries.

So the Ultrasmurfs have apothecaries in their Honor guards now?
As far as i can remeber Apo's are command squad only.....

Oops. My bad. You are correct. They are not in honor guard squads.

Salted Diamond wrote:

1hadhq wrote:

Salted Diamond wrote:

1hadhq wrote:-he fields 3 or more apothecaries in his army.
-he uses his smoke launchers on that vehicle once per turn.

Not true on the apothecaries. Marneus Calgar can field 3 honor guard squads. That means 3 apothecaries.

So the Ultrasmurfs have apothecaries in their Honor guards now?
As far as i can remeber Apo's are command squad only.....

Oops. My bad. You are correct. They are not in honor guard squads.

we found another entry for this thread:

-he fields apothecaries in his honor guard

-he uses 3 chapter banners in his calgar-triple-honor-guard

Salted Diamond wrote:

1hadhq wrote:

Salted Diamond wrote:

1hadhq wrote:-he fields 3 or more apothecaries in his army.
-he uses his smoke launchers on that vehicle once per turn.

Not true on the apothecaries. Marneus Calgar can field 3 honor guard squads. That means 3 apothecaries.

So the Ultrasmurfs have apothecaries in their Honor guards now?
As far as i can remeber Apo's are command squad only.....

Oops. My bad. You are correct. They are not in honor guard squads.

Cheater, cheater.

When he uses a 6 Dark Reapers in a single squad (guilty, stupid GW selling 6 models when you can only field 3-5 took me 5 games to realize it )

M.

... his Orks can summon some Daemons.

... his Necrons have some kind of squad leaders with power fists.

... 10 Termies disembark from a drop pod.

... his Serpents have holofields.

... his Raiders have spirit stones.