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For all you people in dubious love out there:

How the hell am I meant to sleep an 8 Hour night, with her face in my mind? It's infuriating. I can't get around it. I can't stop thinking about her.

Help?

~sA

Just visualize her mom. That should do it.

I advise the following:

Persistent phone calls, if you can't work up the courage to say anything just breath heavily. She'll soon get the message.

Send gifts to her home and workplace. Under no circumstances let her know they are from you, this will add to excitement. But give reassuring messages on the gift tag stating that you will always be 'watching over her' or words to that effect.

If you want to be spontaneous and romantic make the gifts quirky such as dog teeth, a bed pan, a blood soaked feather or a dead animal.

When she's out why not try installing a hidden camera in her house? That way you can really get to know her. Bound to impress her on the first date!

smiling Assassin wrote:For all you people in dubious love out there:

How the hell am I meant to sleep an 8 Hour night, with her face in my mind? It's infuriating. I can't get around it. I can't stop thinking about her.

Help?

~sA

Play moar 40k. Let the hygiene slip a little further.

Well, right now, I can heartily reccomend sleeping with her, in both senses.

Absolutely nothing like waking up next to the object of your affections.

I always found that if I promised myself to call her in the morning (AND FOLLOWED THROUGH) I could get the rest. Of course, once you get a ring on it, this dilemma disappears :-D

How does the song go?.....

"Oh, cant you see...
You belong to me...
How my poor heart aches...
With every step you take...

Every breath you take...
Every move you make...
Every bond you break...
Every step you take...
Ill be watching you! "

Dont be like this guy. Take a step back and follow Frazzleds advice.

*NOTICE*
I posting the lyrics from my shoddy brainpain. If they are off... sorry. lol

Ah yes, the Ode of the Stalker.

chaplaingrabthar wrote:I always found that if I promised myself to call her in the morning (AND FOLLOWED THROUGH) I could get the rest. Of course, once you get a ring on it, this dilemma disappears :-D

My God. What horrors lurk in your neck of the woods?

Giving her a Ring, so I can get my hole? No thank you! I prefer to play the whole thing by ear, pressing the advantage when I can, relenting and acquiescing as necessary....

But never, EVER try to buy a girls affections or pander to some notion of romance you don't hold true. You're just asking for trouble, an empty wallett, and an extremely upset Father!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ever_Fallen_in_Love

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:You're just asking for trouble, an empty wallett, and an extremely upset Father!

She makes more money than me and my parents like her more...

Do you have lots of money?

Then you're fine.

In the grim darkness of today money>love.

chaplaingrabthar wrote:I always found that if I promised myself to call her in the morning (AND FOLLOWED THROUGH) I could get the rest.

Blimey I don't see how following through could possibly help! If anything it's likey to put a girl off. unless of course the girlie is some sort of scatt fetishist!

Join the French Foreign Legion.

LuciusAR wrote:

chaplaingrabthar wrote:I always found that if I promised myself to call her in the morning (AND FOLLOWED THROUGH) I could get the rest.

Blimey I don't see how following through could possibly help! If anything it's likey to put a girl off. unless of course the girlie is some sort of scatt fetishist!

Perhaps she's German?

You see what the UK needs is some Love Hotels.

Kilkrazy wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ever_Fallen_in_Love

Probably one of the best songs about love ever written.

My advice: start drinking alone while trying to forget about her now. You'll probably save yourself some time in the long run. As an option, just starting having as much sex as you can with women you don't love. Both are pretty good ways to get women out of you head, as is throwing yourself into your work/school/hobby.

Forgetting a woman is like getting rid of the smell of a bad fart: you can just wait for it to dissipate, but it's easier to mask it with something else in the meantime.

Polonius is right.

If you hang tough for a while, the feelings will dissipate. They are caused by overactive brain chemicals like serotonin.

Ok here's the question-are you trying to break up or are so enamored you can't stop thinking about her? Thats kind of the two tails of the same bell curve isn't it.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Well, right now, I can heartily reccomend sleeping with her, in both senses.

Absolutely nothing like waking up next to the object of your affections.

oh there so is. The walk home after nipping out of her bedroom at 6 in the morning, nothing more peaceful than walking empty streets to birdsong, morning light and a big half pissed grin on your face. I live for that.

Speaking from personal experience, having the love of my life stick a knife in me relieved all romantic feelings pretty efficiently.

Well, she told you not to leave your smelly underwear on the floor now didn't she? Whats a girl to do?

Yeah the way I always get over chicks is sleeping with other girls, you don't have to like them but trust me she'll be out of your mind when your covered in 40 year old bar MILF goodness. God bless the skanks, one and all. Remember to wrap it up, you don't wanna end up with a Heavy flamer in you pants....

Frazzled wrote:Ok here's the question-are you trying to break up or are so enamored you can't stop thinking about her? Thats kind of the two tails of the same bell curve isn't it.

Either way I think stalking is the way forward.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

LuciusAR wrote:

chaplaingrabthar wrote:I always found that if I promised myself to call her in the morning (AND FOLLOWED THROUGH) I could get the rest.

Blimey I don't see how following through could possibly help! If anything it's likey to put a girl off. unless of course the girlie is some sort of scatt fetishist!

Perhaps she's German?

I don't get it

You don't want to. MDG is just being MDG.

Anung Un Rama wrote:

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

LuciusAR wrote:

chaplaingrabthar wrote:I always found that if I promised myself to call her in the morning (AND FOLLOWED THROUGH) I could get the rest.

Blimey I don't see how following through could possibly help! If anything it's likey to put a girl off. unless of course the girlie is some sort of scatt fetishist!

Perhaps she's German?

I don't get it

OK for those of you not in the know 'following through' is a bit of British slang.

Basically means doing a fart thats so powerful you accidently poo your pants a little.

Germans are noturious Poo lovers, see South Park the movie for proof.

Get it now?

Some heavy shots of Jaegermeister did the trick.

Liquor!

~sA