If you ruled the world...

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**P4NC4K3**

Everyone thinks about it a some point, what would you do to show off your ridiculous, all-encompassing power if you were the ruler of Earth?

Me, I would get one person from each country (various ages) arrange them in height and put boards on their heads, I gots me a human staircase!

**Orkeosaurus**

Bring back the Lost and the Damned.

**Septic**

stand at the end of a street and place a sniper at the other end
line the street with my unbeatable clone army
let the sniper open fire and stand proud behind my humanshield
as it jumps to catch the bullets

**Orkeosaurus**

I would have an expensive haircut.

**FearPeteySodes**

Two chicks at the same time

**P4NC4K3**

And the High-5 goes to FPS!

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Two Chicks at the Same Time?

Your lack of ambition concerns me.....

I would probably have lots of cool stuff to do. I might even legalise Bunny Golf.

**Frazzled**

When I say I want extra butter on my popcorn at the movie theater, I would have extra butter on my popcorn.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Whereas I would outlaw butter.

Just to annoy Frazzled.

**Greebynog**

I'd ban killing in any form, for any reason. And kill anyone who didn't agree.

**Frazzled**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Whereas I would outlaw butter.

Just to annoy Frazzled.

Move one inch towards my butter and the cute duckling gets it.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Then I shall hold off until Cute Duckling has all growed up, then ban Butter.

You get annoyed, I get Crispy Duck.

WIn win for me! You'll have to threaten better than that!

**LunaHound**

If i rule the world, i would put some sort of computer chip / bomb in everyone's head.

Anytime someone is about to commit murder or crime, the chip would explode.

or anytime someone attempts to troll internet, or do something malicious , the chip would send shocks to your brain causing uncontrollable spasms and loss of bladder control.

**Roze**

I would have anyone who gives me greif for painting warhammer shot in a public display. following the headshot *FTW* would be a all night drink'a'thon and dance'fest.

**Redbeard**

I'd set about killing 90% of the world's population, in order to bring us back to sustainable population levels.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

You people really do lack the ambition to take over the world. You clearly just don't want it enough!

Now this is an ambition...to annoy the French, other than just through being better than them by birthplace, I'd outright ban Jazz and Mime.

WHAT WILL YOU BASE YOUR ECONOMY ON THEN!

**Orkeosaurus**

I'd wear an expensive suit, and have an expensive haircut at the same time, so everyone would know about ability to afford expensive stuff.

Also, I would make evil against the law, because that would solve it, according to many people.

**BloodofOrks**

I would declare war on the moon.

**Frazzled**

BloodofOrks wrote:I would declare war on the moon.

**Platuan4th**

BloodofOrks wrote:I would declare war on the moon.

Amateur. I'd declare war on the sun.

**reds8n**

Worldwide.
Simultaneous.
Orgasm.

..and then ensure I'm nowhere to be found for the cleanup.

**Orkeosaurus**

I would wear my sunglasses at night.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

To be fair, Bono is doing that already, and he only thinks he rules the world.

Hypocritical little oik that he is.

**Jin**

I'd put a bit of chlorine in the gene pool, if you know what I mean.

**smiling Assassin**

I'd have a huge bed. Populated endlessly by confused Asian ladies.

How we'd laugh.

sA

**BloodofOrks**

I'm imagining my war on the moon would go something like this:

Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea

**sexiest_hero**

I'd make cyborg and clone exrta bodies for myself, Bang a bunch of good hearted women, and wait for my son or daughter to turn 18,raise an army lead by his 6 scrappy friends, and have the final war of Doom. IF they manage to topple me, I' will just get my brain transplanted into a clone and come back for more. If I win, I'd get my brain put into the cyborg body,(because to beat the good guys I'd have to mega nuke the world) And being the only being left alive I would crown myself "King of all that is" and spend forever laughing into the Nuclear night sky.

**focusedfire**

Forcibly eject/exile every single lawyer, politician, and bueracrate from the earth with plenty of oxygen, water, a live video feed, but no food.

**Orkeosaurus**

I would make Blue Oyster Cult the national anthem.

No specific song, just anything by the band.

**namegoeshere**

If I was king the first thing I would do would be your mum