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The dead have risen to walk the earth and feast upon the living. Cities have fallen. Life as we know it is forever changed. We are now living in an undead world. You've been one of the lucky few to survive through a combination of luck, skill, and sheer brutality. As you walk through the burned out shell of the city you once loved you stumble upon a blank wall and a spray paint can. What do you write? Something funny and pointless? Useful information? A warning for those to come?
We are at war with forces too terrible to comprehend. We cannot afford mercy for any of its victims too weak to take the correct course. Mercy destroys us; it weakens us and saps our resolve. Put aside all such thoughts. They are not worthy of Inquisitors in the service of Our Emperor. Praise his name for in our resolve we only reflect his purpose of will.
- Inquisitor Enoch, Castigations on the Last Days
Oh, actually, I'd find a safehouse somewhere nearby that I can keep an eye on the wall from, and then right something extremely long winded.
The idea here is that my prose will distract other survivors long enough that the Zombies will catch up with them and, once they have been thoroughly noshed on, I can nip down and retrieve their useful stuff the Zombies have no inherent interest in.
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Man props to the youtube vid, rotted zombies screaming for brains are so cooler than running flailing retards.
And thats what I would spraypaint on the wall as well...
And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole
<-------- Zombies
Christian Fundies ----------->
<---------Direction I went.
Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
I must remind the world of Sean Connery's Mankini, lest we forget
That might even work as graffiti too lol
-Inquisitor Leet
We are at war with forces too terrible to comprehend. We cannot afford mercy for any of its victims too weak to take the correct course. Mercy destroys us; it weakens us and saps our resolve. Put aside all such thoughts. They are not worthy of Inquisitors in the service of Our Emperor. Praise his name for in our resolve we only reflect his purpose of will.
- Inquisitor Enoch, Castigations on the Last Days
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
I survived the Zombie Apocalypse and all I got was this lousy spray can...
You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was
I told you this would happen. But did you listen? Noooooooo. You had to go on and talk about global warming and economic crisis and Paris Hilton's newest outfit and didn't pay attention to the Zombie Warnings.
This is all your fault!
5.12.2011 - login works. 1747 hours. Signs of account having been accessed by unknown party due to strange content in inbox. Search on forum provides no relevant material towards that end. In place of that a curious opportunity to examine the behavior of cyberstalker infestation has arisen.
"Welcome to MOVIEFONE, for movies playing near you, write #, to taste like chicken, STAND THERE LIKE AN IDIOT!"
5.12.2011 - login works. 1747 hours. Signs of account having been accessed by unknown party due to strange content in inbox. Search on forum provides no relevant material towards that end. In place of that a curious opportunity to examine the behavior of cyberstalker infestation has arisen.
"Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal,
Why can't we have some guts?
OI! OI! OI!
Brains are all we ever get at this rotten fething place,
brains are all we ever get, why can't we have a change of pace? "
Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
I cannot beleive I'm the first one to bring this up...but what would be the appropriate "Turtle Pie" graffitti?
THAT would kill me since I'd prolly double over laughing untill a zombie horde came up and tore me limb from limb like they did Captain Rhodes from "Day of the Dead".....I'd still be laughing though.
(starts getting ripped apart at 6:35
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