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Grumpy Longbeard






Is someone in the Durex marketing department a secret 40k player/Dakkaite? We all know that the swearing filter on Dakka changes the naughty F word to feth, a 40k version of it, but I've never seen or heard it used outside of that context. Imagine my surprise upon the purchase of some prophylactics from my local supermarket to discover the name of the product:


Coincidence? I think not. Poor spelling? Definitely. Conspiracy? You decide.

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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter







Durex always pull stuff like that, I'd put a bet on they knew exactly what they were doing. They teamed up with several uk hip hop events and handed out condoms with "strap it up before you slap it up" written on them for example.

Oh and I think the concept of feth as a cover of the f word extends further than dakka/40k circles.


   
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





The Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion

So these do what, grant a 4+ cover save?

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Longtime Dakkanaut





BloodofOrks wrote:So these do what, grant a 4+ cover save?


Get laid.
   
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Grumpy Longbeard






Yep, no protection against flamers. Extra Safe ones give you a re-roll.

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Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Twin-linked for her pleasure!

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole 
   
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Grumpy Longbeard






They come in ribbed too: +1 to penetrate.

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Fireknife Shas'el





A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of

Why would warhams players need condoms?

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Grumpy Longbeard






I'm planning a water fight. Bombs away!

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Where is that Empror Protects condom?

Always see it around when i dont want it to lol,
now cant find it.

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Greebynog wrote:I'm planning a water fight. Bombs away!


So those and balloon animals? No wonder warhams pay bigbux for toy soldiers.

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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter







LunaHound wrote:
Where is that Empror Protects condom?


everyone elses pun just got owned.

   
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Chicks with low self esteem, gold diggers, and skanks are the treasure of the new age gamer my friend. Just make sure when you get a skank, to use the tacital dreadnought armored brand.

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole 
   
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Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Fetherlites have been a Durex brand since I were a young 'un and the barbers asked you if you wanted "something for the weekend, sir".

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stonefox wrote:Why would warhams players need condoms?


Except for the extra heavy duty type, of course.

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Piercing the heavens

Kilkrazy wrote:
stonefox wrote:Why would warhams players need condoms?


Except for the extra heavy duty type, of course.

Argh, the pictures in my head! Make it stop!
   
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Serious Squig Herder






I should use F**kerlite condoms.

blarg 
   
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Fireknife Shas'el





A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of

Kilkrazy wrote:
stonefox wrote:Why would warhams players need condoms?


Except for the extra heavy duty type, of course.


I suppose you can use them as cushioning to transport those extra-special character figures.

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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






I prefer the armour of contempt...

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Charleston, SC, USA

Heh, do they come in "heroic scale"?

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Grumpy Longbeard






Yeah, 28mm.

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Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

The point of condoms is to keep your little soldiers out of places you don't want them to go.

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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






HEhehehe

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Horrific Hive Tyrant





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these work better

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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Ghetto_Fight wrote:I bet you guys roll snakes eyes for ya "happy ending" roll!!!

phail


Was that implying we don't get any?

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Ppl's republic/New Zealand!

No, just the whole "minute man" scenario

"It never happened to me before!"


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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






Oh, you meant two-push-charlies, two pump chumps...

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or these guys.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
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