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2009/06/07 06:34:48
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Just any old old one liners that might be used in 40k.
-Commissar: You, me, a summary execution. How 'bout it?
-Farseer: I can read your mind...And I LIKE it! 
-Space Marine: How about i donate some of MY geneseed?
-'Nid: Slllllllurrrp, slather, creep frvbghfjv...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/06/07 06:47:52
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Orks: WAAAAGH!
Chaos: I'd "Mark" you, if you catch my drift.......
Eldar: Come on, what'll ONE night do to our species, huh?
Guardsmen: We're gonna die anyway, might as well.
Inquisition: By the Authority in my Vein, I command thee to obey.
etc. etc.
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2009/06/07 06:58:30
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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*Commissar " "it ...its not that i dont want to shoot you.... i just dont want to waste a bullet on you!" *blush
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2009/06/07 08:46:20
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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LunaHound wrote:*Commissar " "it ...its not that i dont want to shoot you.... i just dont want to waste a bullet on you!" *blush
Is that even a compliment?
Ork: You pretty when smash 
Inquisitor: Hmmm, he's not talking. I guess we'll have to try more 'unorthodox' interrogation methods...
Guard to civilain: hmmm, you'll look awfully suspicious, mabye we should do a quick body search?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/07 08:56:36
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
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To a SM: Hay big boy are those musicals the only geneticly inhanced parts.
i have my suspitions that all those genetic inhansments cant be good for the labedo.
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2009/06/07 08:59:17
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Heh, heh i guess not.
To an Immolator Pilot; Damn baby, you on FIRE today!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/07 11:17:27
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Lord of the Fleet
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IG:
"Let me show you my lascannon..."
"My Vanquisher isn't the only thing that's long, hard, and can punch through the side of a tank...
IG commisar figure! Now with real power fisting action!
"Let me show you how I go to ground, baby..."
Guardsmen do it en mass.
Inquisition:
"Felicitate me as though your world depends on it... for indeed, it does..."
Inquisitors do it in secret.
Space Marines:
"Ever do it in the back of a Land Raider?"
"Behold the power of the Emperor..."
"I'm totally enhanced, baby."
"Wanna feel my Thunder Hammer?"
Space Marines do it in Power Armor.
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2009/06/07 13:01:35
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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LOL, some good stuff there...
How about-
Chaos Noise Marine: Lets make sweet music together!
Inquisitor: Hey, pretty thing, have you ever wanted to blow up a planet?
Eldrad: Baby, the future says that if I chat you up I'm gonna get lucky, but destiny is destiny so why bother with the sweet talk?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/07 13:49:06
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Irked Necron Immortal
Boston, Massachusetts
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Necron Wariors: 01001 100110 101001 01010010 10101001 1010100 1010001 0010101 0101012
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/07 13:49:35
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2009/06/07 13:49:13
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Been Around the Block
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Is that a plasma pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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2009/06/07 14:29:34
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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Tau: fancy having some fun with my hammerhead
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2009/06/07 16:01:05
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
Sheppey, England
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'Feel my deep, deep strike, baby ...
... Oops. Sorry. Better roll for scatter, I suppose'.
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2009/06/07 16:02:05
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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lol, i wanna infiltrate you
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2009/06/07 16:27:32
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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tau fire warrior: im all about fire power baby.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/07 16:31:06
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
Toronto (GTA), Ontario
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G_Model101 wrote:
"Hey baby, I've got strength ten, which means on a 4+ I'll be penetrating your hull tonight"
lol 
-Orkishly
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Dracos wrote:Codex does not override rulebook. Specific rules (generally those found in codex tend to be more specific) override general rules in case of conflict.
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2009/06/07 19:51:59
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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IG to Sister of battle are you tired because you have been ru... MELTA BLAST....
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The hardiest steel is forged in battle and cooled with blood of your foes.
vet. from 88th Grenadiers
 
1K Sons 7-5-4
110th PDF so many battle now sitting on a shelf
88th Grenadiers PAF(planet Assault Force)
waiting on me to get back  
New army:
Orks and goblins
 Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. |
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2009/06/07 20:08:00
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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The Emperor doesn't seem to do much for you but you sure are expected to be mutilated, suffer, and die to make him happy. And is he dead or what? If he's entombed that would mean he's dead as a doornail, right? So, how can he be happy about anything you do, or even give orders to anyone? Are you worshipping the dead now? Is that something you'd really want to do? Because it sounds freaking creepy to me.
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2009/06/07 21:46:51
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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LOL,
Seen that one before orkesaurus, it's heaps good!
It was actually what inspired this thread!
Space Marine; You wanna take the land raider for a spin? (carkeys jingle)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/08 18:51:18
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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you wanna see my Drop pod
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2009/06/08 21:39:51
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Nasty Nob
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IG: Hey baby you know what the difference between me and that Deathstrike Missile Launcher? You don't have to worry about me coming too late.
Eldar: Wraithbone isn't the only enhanced bone I own.
Dark Eldar: You wanna be my slave tonight?
Orks: Red aintz the only thing that make mes go fasta!
Tau: I've got the Greater Good in my pants.
Necron: beep bop, ooh bop. *translation* I've liked to flay you with my Gauss later.
Chaos: Baby I'd sell my soul to be with you tonight, no I will literally sell my soul to be with you.
SM: My power fist isn't the only thing pulsing with power.
Space Wolves: Free Mustache rides, get your free mustache rides right here.
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks 
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/06/08 22:04:05
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Rough Rider: (it's so obvious I'm not even going to say it)
Chaos Marine: You, me, a sacrifice to the Chaos Gods, how bout it?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/08 22:29:44
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Dakka Veteran
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Tau: Wanna see what the greater good can do for you?
Ork stealing girl from Space Marine: Dat little blue pill won't do anything fer you.
Space Marine: Do you want to feel my Thunderhammer?
Assault Marine: Wanna ride my Jump Pack?
White Scar Biker: C'mon lets do it for the Khan. (leaves a note the next morning "Sorry to Hit and Run.")
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2009/06/09 04:42:35
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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I'am Sly Marbo
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The hardiest steel is forged in battle and cooled with blood of your foes.
vet. from 88th Grenadiers
1K Sons 7-5-4
110th PDF so many battle now sitting on a shelf
88th Grenadiers PAF(planet Assault Force)
waiting on me to get back
New army:
Orks and goblins
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. |
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2009/06/09 04:55:02
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Lurking Gaunt
Canada
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"Iron Hand" Straken: I have more than an Iron hand
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2009/06/09 05:06:05
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Water-Caste Negotiator
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!
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 Waaagh! |
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2009/06/09 07:41:48
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Warlord Imp wrote:
White Scar Biker: C'mon lets do it for the Khan. (leaves a note the next morning "Sorry to Hit and Run.")
Heh, heh good one.
P.S. would Sly Marbo even WANT to pick up a chick?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/09 08:41:34
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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wolf lord:"I've been looking for some nice Space Puppies!"
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2009/06/09 08:46:43
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Space Wolf: (coyly) Woof. Woof.
Salamander: Tall, dark and handsome baby. That's me...
Commissar: I'd shoot you for insubordination but I don't know where that might lead...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/09 11:20:08
Subject: Re:Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Bugswarm
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SM: if the rhinos rockin, dont come knockin
Inquisitor: if you dont go out with me ill call down exterminatus on your planet...
Geanstealer: if your free tonigth...do you wanna go watch AlienvPredator, an after we can go eat.
Deamonette to farseer: im charging a rate of two innocent souls an hour...
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2009/06/10 00:46:03
Subject: Pick up lines of the 40k Universe!
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Lord of the Fleet
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Uri Lee wrote:
wolf lord:"I've been looking for some nice Space Puppies!"
Do I want to know what else is going on that cav base???
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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