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2012/12/27 19:05:13
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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What are the most creative ways to get banned from McDonalds that you can think of?
1.Pay with Monopoly money.
Can we get 101 unique ways to get banned from McDonalds?
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2012/12/27 20:59:57
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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No shoes
No shirt
No service
Doesn't say anything about no pants.
What are we waiting for?
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2012/12/28 13:02:14
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Hehe 
3. Take a shopping trolley through the drive-thru.
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2012/12/28 13:10:10
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Krazed Killa Kan
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1. Find unoccupied corner
2. Drop trousers
3. Squat
Pretty much guaranteed to get you banned from anywhere really...
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2012/12/28 13:18:11
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Executing Exarch
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4) Order a Burger King.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/12/28 13:46:21
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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5) Hold up a McDonalds at gunpoint, botch the robbery attempt, and in the ensuing stand off with cops demand they keep the McRib sandwich on the menu indefinitely as a condition for surrendering.
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2012/12/28 13:57:51
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Preacher of the Emperor
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6) Claim diplomatic immunity and refuse to get down from the counter.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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2012/12/28 15:12:57
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
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Our youth group made cardboard box cars, and ended up severely annoying the manager at Mcdonalds that shift. Hehehe
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2012/12/28 15:58:58
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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7. Storm in, slaugther the people in front of you and claim their skulls. Then proced to burn down the place
8. Walk in, and attemt to seduce the staff while singing sexual healing by Marvin gay. While dressed in a pink latex outfit
9. Order a healthy meal
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2012/12/28 16:07:51
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
Norway
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10. Run into one holding up a rubber-hose shouting, this is rubbery.
11. Go nude, and claim everyone but you are nude.
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If you have nothing nice to say then say frakking nothing. |
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2012/12/28 16:16:06
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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12 Announce loudly that the girl behind the counter has awesome McTitties and try to get her to show them to you.
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2012/12/28 18:09:05
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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 snurl wrote:12 Announce loudly that the girl behind the counter has awesome McTitties and try to get her to show them to you.
 Sheer win, here have a pie!
13. Walk, shedd your shoes and start dryhumping the legs of the other customers
14. Come storming in and scream that the hamburgers needs to be freed from the shackels of their evil enslavers.
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2012/12/28 18:41:15
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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15. Walk in everyday, stay there for 4 hours a day, don't order anything and just use their internet. For porn. WIth max sound.
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2012/12/28 18:56:43
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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16. Point out the fact that the food seems to have been infected by nurgle.
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2012/12/28 21:34:46
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Simply drive through the drive-thru window.
When the police ask what was going on insist that the sign SAYS Drive Through Window ...so you did.
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2012/12/29 02:49:20
Subject: Re:101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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18. Have 5-10 friends inside order a bunch of Big Macs, you and 5-10 more friends come in with a bunch of Whoppers.
Burger Fight to determine which burger is better.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/29 07:14:34
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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19) 'Accidentally' spill acid and melt down not just the table you were using, but also the floor underneath.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/29 07:24:47
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fixture of Dakka
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20. Crash through the entrance in your car in an attempt to use the main counter as Drive-Thru.
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2012/12/29 07:28:45
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Order 100 $1 burgers.... pay with a single $1 bill.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2012/12/29 08:00:07
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Slyly ask the female cashier if she'd like a taste of your McNuggets.
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2012/12/29 08:29:33
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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ask for the burger without pink slime...
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2012/12/29 08:32:06
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Drop a Stink Bomb (Skunk version) in the premises.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/29 09:22:58
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Sneaky Lictor
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When asked by the lady behind the counter "can I make that large for 50p" reply "you already have, would you consider finishing me off for a quid?"
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2012/12/29 09:44:25
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Dress like the burger king and stand out front shooting the moon at the place.
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2012/12/29 09:53:23
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Go there during your birthday...while wearing your birthday suit. After all, it is your birthday.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/29 15:05:52
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Put on a burger king 'King' mask and loudly scream whilst at the counter: "Buuuurger Kiiiiiiiing." Before sprinting away.
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2012/12/29 16:43:13
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Ask for health warnings on their burgers.
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2012/12/29 17:01:45
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Terrifying Doombull
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Come in dressed as Ronald MacDonald and begin to sing old MacDonald had a farm
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2012/12/29 19:46:42
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Pretend to be from greenpeace and bomb the McDonalds.
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2012/12/29 20:25:04
Subject: 101 ways to get banned from McDonalds
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Enter McDonalds and wait for someone to order a BigMac, then get your Large Friend Mac to walk in and say "do you want a Double Wopper, too?"
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