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2009/02/27 06:18:01
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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Got the idea for this thread in the "morning" thread....
Me?
First, nothing says "shoot me in the face" like a zombie-mime. I mean, c'mon. Don't disgrace the undead with your stupid makeup and outfit. If you're a mime, and about to turn, have the good grace to wash that crap of your face.
Next, shark zombies. You know whats scarier than Jaws? Zombie-Jaws. I HATE shark zombies. HATE them. Where's Quint?
I could do without Platypus zombies, they're just too friggin' weird. Eww.
Zombie protesters. These guys are friggin annoying! I once came out of the Jail after work and there was this group of 5 zombie protesters milling about dragging their signs. One said "Arrrrnnn" a couple more said "graaaaafff" or "uurrgghh". WTF?
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The best 40k page in the Universe
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2009/02/27 06:26:43
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Is the shark part referencing, Neptune in Resident Evil?
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2009/02/27 07:00:13
Subject: Re:What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Must...aim...for...deadshane1's...head....too...much...zombie...on...brains...
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/02/27 08:44:50
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Foxy Wildborne
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Deadshane1 wrote:Zombie protesters. These guys are friggin annoying! I once came out of the Jail after work and there was this group of 5 zombie protesters milling about dragging their signs. One said "Arrrrnnn" a couple more said "graaaaafff" or "uurrgghh". WTF?
Yeah well **** you too!
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The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. |
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2009/02/27 08:46:36
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Zombie Micheal Jackson. I always fall for it.
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  The Happy Guardsman
 Red Templars
 Radical Inquisitor
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2009/02/27 13:09:34
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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lord_blackfang wrote:Deadshane1 wrote:Zombie protesters. These guys are friggin annoying! I once came out of the Jail after work and there was this group of 5 zombie protesters milling about dragging their signs. One said "Arrrrnnn" a couple more said "graaaaafff" or "uurrgghh". WTF?
Yeah well **** you too!
I'm stealing this image.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/02/27 13:25:40
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Foxy Wildborne
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As long as you don't hotlink it.
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The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. |
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2009/02/27 14:07:45
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Calculating Commissar
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"Zombie eat brains, but zombie cannot swallow this injustice!"
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The supply does not get to make the demands. |
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2009/02/27 14:11:19
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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You know what dakka needs? I mean REALLY NEEDS?
Dakka needs a thread catagory for "Zombies".
THAT would be awesome.
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I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!
The best 40k page in the Universe
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2009/02/27 16:33:19
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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Deadshane1 wrote:You know what dakka needs? I mean REALLY NEEDS?
Dakka needs a thread catagory for "Zombies".
THAT would be awesome.
I feel a zombie painting competition coming on...
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2009/02/27 16:58:10
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Deadshane1 wrote:Where's Quint?
Inside the zombie shark?
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2009/02/27 18:53:20
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Battleship Captain
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@lord_blackfang - Did you seriously already have those Zombie protestors made up prior to Deadshane1's comments? If so, you -rock-!
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Man, I wish there was a real Black Library where I could get a Black Library Card and take out Black Library Books without having to buy them. Of course, late fees would be your soul. But it would be worth it. - InquisitorMack |
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2009/02/27 19:06:17
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Ruthless Rafkin
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-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more. |
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2009/02/27 19:09:03
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Running zombies.
WTF is up with that? You're dead. If you try to move at more than a shambling gait, something's gonna fall off.
Besides... Fatboy here can't outpace a running Zombie. He'd have died in either of the "28 Days" movies.
He can run circles around a shambler, though.
Just say no to Running Zombies (which is FAR different than the "Zombie Runs" LOL).
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2009/02/27 19:40:00
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!
The best 40k page in the Universe
COMMORRAGH |
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2009/02/27 19:55:52
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Zombies that don't cry out for brains.
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2009/02/27 20:09:44
Subject: Re:What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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Vegetarian Zombies...
Don't worry though, natural selection applies to the undead too...
The Best kind of zombies are Space-Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Zombies
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/02/27 20:21:23
Subject: Re:What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Ruthless Rafkin
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P4NC4K3 wrote:Vegetarian Zombies...
GRAAAINS....
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-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more. |
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2009/02/27 22:10:35
Subject: Re:What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Valhallan42nd wrote:P4NC4K3 wrote:Vegetarian Zombies...
GRAAAINS....
Well... since someone went there...
Plumber Zombies
DRAAAINS!!!
Engineer Zombies
TRAAAINS!!!
Pilot Zombies
PLAAANES!!!
Elderly Zombies
CAAANES!!!
Dick Zombies
JAAANES!!!
Bowling Zombies
LAAANES!!!
Masochistic Zombies
PAAAINS!!!
Weatherman Zombies
RAAAINS!!!
(Worst of all.... it doesn't rain!)
Blood Drive Zombies
VEEEINS!!!
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2009/02/27 22:19:12
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Foxy Wildborne
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Death By Monkeys wrote:@lord_blackfang - Did you seriously already have those Zombie protestors made up prior to Deadshane1's comments? If so, you -rock-!
Wouldn't I rock more if I had made them in the 2.5 hours that passed between Deadshane's and my post?
I made them for the Ork Trukk racing event that GW held around the release of the current Ork Codex. The local FLGS encouraged players to convert a themed warband and vehicle that would count as a unit of boyz in a trukk. And I had all these Lost and the Damned models lying around that I would never be able to use again anyway...
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2009/02/27 22:20:34
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Zombie Shakespeare. I hate that guy.
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In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer |
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2009/02/27 22:23:43
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I could do without Templar zombies myself. I really mean it too.
G
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2009/02/27 22:33:39
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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I can do without zombie fish.
If anyone saw that crappy movie "Undead" they know what I'm talking about.
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2009/02/27 23:18:30
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Battleship Captain
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Zombie Hootie and the Blowfish. I really don't need them.
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Man, I wish there was a real Black Library where I could get a Black Library Card and take out Black Library Books without having to buy them. Of course, late fees would be your soul. But it would be worth it. - InquisitorMack |
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2009/02/27 23:33:48
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Did we need the living Hootie and the Blowfish?
Overrated pish, dead or alive.
What we don't need is a Zombie Hitler. That would just be taking the mick.
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2009/02/27 23:39:28
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Zombie Raptor Jesus
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2009/02/27 23:46:57
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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MagickalMemories wrote:Running zombies.
WTF is up with that? You're dead. If you try to move at more than a shambling gait, something's gonna fall off.
Besides... Fatboy here can't outpace a running Zombie. He'd have died in either of the "28 Days" movies.
He can run circles around a shambler, though.
Just say no to Running Zombies (which is FAR different than the "Zombie Runs" LOL).
Eric
There are no Zombies in 28 Days Later. Just infected Cannibals.....
But yeah, Dawn of the Dead Remake. Loved it, original take, but as you said, and George Romero said 'bits would fall off'
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2009/03/02 06:25:05
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:MagickalMemories wrote:Running zombies.
WTF is up with that? You're dead. If you try to move at more than a shambling gait, something's gonna fall off.
Besides... Fatboy here can't outpace a running Zombie. He'd have died in either of the "28 Days" movies.
He can run circles around a shambler, though.
Just say no to Running Zombies (which is FAR different than the "Zombie Runs" LOL).
Eric
There are no Zombies in 28 Days Later. Just infected Cannibals.....
But yeah, Dawn of the Dead Remake. Loved it, original take, but as you said, and George Romero said 'bits would fall off'
Same goes for "I Am Legend..."
Let's face it, though... If they're running after you and your buddies, you aren't gonna go, "Hey! Look out for the Running Infected Cannibals!"
You're yelling, "Holy  ! Look out for the ing Zombies!"
LOL
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2009/03/02 06:57:27
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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The Zombie Protest March. That's just class. Epic win there, easily.
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:There are no Zombies in 28 Days Later. Just infected Cannibals.....
Just like there are no zombies in Quarentine.
They're zombies. Don't matter what you call 'em - they're still zombies.
BYE
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2009/03/02 09:07:54
Subject: What kind of zombies could you just do without?
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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to get technical:
I Am Legend was vampires, not zombies 
at least in the book...
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