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Got the idea for this thread in the "morning" thread....

Me?

First, nothing says "shoot me in the face" like a zombie-mime. I mean, c'mon. Don't disgrace the undead with your stupid makeup and outfit. If you're a mime, and about to turn, have the good grace to wash that crap of your face.

Next, shark zombies. You know whats scarier than Jaws? Zombie-Jaws. I HATE shark zombies. HATE them. Where's Quint?

I could do without Platypus zombies, they're just too friggin' weird. Eww.

Zombie protesters. These guys are friggin annoying! I once came out of the Jail after work and there was this group of 5 zombie protesters milling about dragging their signs. One said "Arrrrnnn" a couple more said "graaaaafff" or "uurrgghh". WTF?

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Deadshane1 wrote:Zombie protesters. These guys are friggin annoying! I once came out of the Jail after work and there was this group of 5 zombie protesters milling about dragging their signs. One said "Arrrrnnn" a couple more said "graaaaafff" or "uurrgghh". WTF?


Yeah well **** you too!




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lord_blackfang wrote:
Deadshane1 wrote:Zombie protesters. These guys are friggin annoying! I once came out of the Jail after work and there was this group of 5 zombie protesters milling about dragging their signs. One said "Arrrrnnn" a couple more said "graaaaafff" or "uurrgghh". WTF?


Yeah well **** you too!





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You know what dakka needs? I mean REALLY NEEDS?

Dakka needs a thread catagory for "Zombies".

THAT would be awesome.

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Deadshane1 wrote:You know what dakka needs? I mean REALLY NEEDS?

Dakka needs a thread catagory for "Zombies".

THAT would be awesome.



I feel a zombie painting competition coming on...

   
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Deadshane1 wrote:Where's Quint?

Inside the zombie shark?

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@lord_blackfang - Did you seriously already have those Zombie protestors made up prior to Deadshane1's comments? If so, you -rock-!

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Zombies that ruin a perfectly good custard.

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Running zombies.

WTF is up with that? You're dead. If you try to move at more than a shambling gait, something's gonna fall off.

Besides... Fatboy here can't outpace a running Zombie. He'd have died in either of the "28 Days" movies.

He can run circles around a shambler, though.

Just say no to Running Zombies (which is FAR different than the "Zombie Runs" LOL).


Eric

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Valhallan42nd wrote:Zombies that ruin a perfectly good custard.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/dead-alive/9.jpg


oh yea, they suck

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Zombies that don't cry out for brains.

And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.

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I dunno...

Vegetarian Zombies...

Don't worry though, natural selection applies to the undead too...

The Best kind of zombies are Space-Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Zombies

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P4NC4K3 wrote:Vegetarian Zombies...



GRAAAINS....



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Valhallan42nd wrote:
P4NC4K3 wrote:Vegetarian Zombies...



GRAAAINS....


Well... since someone went there...


Plumber Zombies

DRAAAINS!!!


Engineer Zombies

TRAAAINS!!!


Pilot Zombies

PLAAANES!!!


Elderly Zombies

CAAANES!!!


Dick Zombies

JAAANES!!!


Bowling Zombies

LAAANES!!!


Masochistic Zombies

PAAAINS!!!


Weatherman Zombies

RAAAINS!!!
(Worst of all.... it doesn't rain!)

Blood Drive Zombies

VEEEINS!!!



Eric

Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 
   
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Death By Monkeys wrote:@lord_blackfang - Did you seriously already have those Zombie protestors made up prior to Deadshane1's comments? If so, you -rock-!


Wouldn't I rock more if I had made them in the 2.5 hours that passed between Deadshane's and my post?

I made them for the Ork Trukk racing event that GW held around the release of the current Ork Codex. The local FLGS encouraged players to convert a themed warband and vehicle that would count as a unit of boyz in a trukk. And I had all these Lost and the Damned models lying around that I would never be able to use again anyway...

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I could do without Templar zombies myself. I really mean it too.

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Zombie Hootie and the Blowfish. I really don't need them.

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Did we need the living Hootie and the Blowfish?

Overrated pish, dead or alive.

What we don't need is a Zombie Hitler. That would just be taking the mick.

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MagickalMemories wrote:Running zombies.

WTF is up with that? You're dead. If you try to move at more than a shambling gait, something's gonna fall off.

Besides... Fatboy here can't outpace a running Zombie. He'd have died in either of the "28 Days" movies.

He can run circles around a shambler, though.

Just say no to Running Zombies (which is FAR different than the "Zombie Runs" LOL).


Eric


There are no Zombies in 28 Days Later. Just infected Cannibals.....

But yeah, Dawn of the Dead Remake. Loved it, original take, but as you said, and George Romero said 'bits would fall off'

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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
MagickalMemories wrote:Running zombies.

WTF is up with that? You're dead. If you try to move at more than a shambling gait, something's gonna fall off.

Besides... Fatboy here can't outpace a running Zombie. He'd have died in either of the "28 Days" movies.

He can run circles around a shambler, though.

Just say no to Running Zombies (which is FAR different than the "Zombie Runs" LOL).


Eric


There are no Zombies in 28 Days Later. Just infected Cannibals.....

But yeah, Dawn of the Dead Remake. Loved it, original take, but as you said, and George Romero said 'bits would fall off'



Same goes for "I Am Legend..."

Let's face it, though... If they're running after you and your buddies, you aren't gonna go, "Hey! Look out for the Running Infected Cannibals!"

You're yelling, "Holy ! Look out for the ing Zombies!"
LOL

Eric

Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 
   
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The Zombie Protest March. That's just class. Epic win there, easily.


Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:There are no Zombies in 28 Days Later. Just infected Cannibals.....


Just like there are no zombies in Quarentine.

They're zombies. Don't matter what you call 'em - they're still zombies.

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I Am Legend was vampires, not zombies
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