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**Black Blow Fly**

Robot ninja pirate
Ninja pirate robot
Pirate robot ninja
Robot pirate ninja
Ninja robot pirate
Alley Cat

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**Viperion**

Alley Cat. Any single entity which combines portions of both Pirate and Ninja will either spontaneously explode or immediately set about killing itself as the Pirate and Ninja personas clash to the death.

Viperion

**Orkeosaurus**

Shuma's going to hang himself tonight.

**OverbossGhurzubMoga**

We already have a thread for pointless/useless/post count inflating posts, don't we?

Pointless/useless/post count inflating thread

**IRPurple**

i say turtle pie > all....

**OverbossGhurzubMoga**

I need an explanation of the Church of Turtle Pie in layman's terms...please?

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

There's only one way to find out!

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

**IRPurple**

Its hammer time......

**DebonaireToast**

The answer is 42.

**DebonaireToast**

OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:I need an explanation of the Church of Turtle Pie in layman's terms...please?

The masses have spoken:

Turtle Pie wrote:Str X Ap 2 Large ordinance [sic] blast, pinning

**OverbossGhurzubMoga**

Ok. Now how do I sign up?

**IRPurple**

with a pen?

**IRPurple**

lol, i think we may have just about hijacked this thread by the good of the turtle pie...

**OverbossGhurzubMoga**

IRPurple wrote:with a pen?

Smartass. Where on dakka do I sign up?

**Lord Malorne**

The last option.

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**DebonaireToast**

OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:Ok. Now how do I sign up?

Submit a typed essay of no more than 7,500 words (and no less than 7, 439) to an undisclosed Post Office Box in Hollywood, Alabama, USA, Planet Earth. The subject of said essay must be:

"Why Turtle Pie is the Most Awesomest Thing to Ever Happen to Warhammer 40,000 in the Whole Wide World, Even More Than the Space Marinez Because it is in Fact that Awesome. Repent Ye Blasphemers and Praise Be to the Omni-Dessert"

or

" Blasphemy Pi(e): Mathematics and her Malcontents, Unholy Usurpers of the Throne of Pie"

Citations must be in complete concordance with the West-Chicago Thug Life Manual of Style.
All entries must be submitted in triplicate, notarized, and on the back of a one hundred dollar bill.

**OverbossGhurzubMoga**

DebonaireToast wrote:
OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:Ok. Now how do I sign up?

Submit a typed essay of no more than 7,500 words (and no less than 7, 439) to an undisclosed Post Office Box in Hollywood, Alabama, USA, Planet Earth. The subject of said essay must be:

"Why Turtle Pie is the Most Awesomest Thing to Ever Happen to Warhammer 40,000 in the Whole Wide World, Even More Than the Space Marinez Because it is in Fact that Awesome. Repent Ye Blasphemers and Praise Be to the Omni-Dessert"

or

" Blasphemy Pi(e): Mathematics and her Malcontents, Unholy Usurpers of the Throne of Pie"

Citations must be in complete concordance with the West-Chicago Thug Life Manual of Style.
All entries must be submitted in triplicate, notarized, and on the back of a one hundred dollar bill.

Can I see yours so I can get an idea of how to write it?

**DebonaireToast**

OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:Can I see yours so I can get an idea of how to write it?

I am afraid that will not be possible.

My entry essay: "The Turtle and the Pie: A Qualitative-Empirical Approach to the Church of the Turtle Pie (And why it is the most awesomest thing to happen to Warhammer 40,000 - even better than the Space Marienez and totally way better than space elf things)"

was deemed unsafe for consumption by the general population of the internetz after its initial publication in the Christian Science Monitor (40K Edition) led to the death of 47 people and 3 lolcatz.

What was the cause of death you ask? Blown minds. Way blown.

**Lord Malorne**

You killed uncle terry

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**DebonaireToast**

Aunt Beru too, but she had it comin'.

**Black Blow Fly**

Does TP scatter?

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**99MDeery**

Same with Uncle Owen, but he never did let Luke go to Toshi Station to get some power converters.

I think some money changed hands between Luke, the Jawas and the Stormtroopers, clear case of a set up if you ask me.

**DebonaireToast**

Green Blow Fly wrote:Does TP scatter?

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Like a drunken wildebeest.

**jp400**

Off Topic:
Hats off to you OP, only you could get away with so much pointless posting without getting banned by Mods! Anyone else would have been modhammered by now!

Congrats!

On Topic:

Seven Salty Seadogs Singing Swinger Songs!

Thoughts?

**God Of Yams**

DebonaireToast wrote:
OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:I need an explanation of the Church of Turtle Pie in layman's terms...please?

The masses have spoken:

Turtle Pie wrote:Str X Ap 2 Large ordinance [sic] blast, pinning

I'm still pissed that Chuck Norris and Mr. T aren't winning that poll.

If you haven't voted yet, head on over to the Turtle Pie Blog and vote for the Mr. T and Chuck Norris options

**jp400**

(Insert Pointless Post Here)

**jp400**

Something Something Something Dark Side.........
Something Something Something Complete.

**sonofruss**

Turtle Pie is the coolest ever

**jp400**

THE TURTLE PIE IS A LIE!

**warpcrafter**

jp400 wrote:THE TURTLE PIE IS A LIE!

SHUN THE TURTLE PIE!!! SHUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!