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So, I guess I should first introduce a truly foul sense of humor. Next, I would introduce the by-product of that truly foul sense of humor.
This is my first army. I started working on this in April in an effort to quit smoking. I haven't had a cigarette since, and now I have a pile of painted plastic. I think I got the better end of the deal.

Let's start the introductions:


The Kitchen Staff
Usually found hanging out in the kitchen avoiding the customers via the advent of long ranged weaponry.



Drive-Through
Efficiency is paramount. You don't even need to leave the comfort of your vehicle to enjoy a quick bite.



Counter
They are the face of the enterprise, greeting each and every new customer with a smile.


The Grill
Making sure everything is grilled to perfection.


The Day-Shift Managers
Managing the day to day operations of our enterprise. If you have any complaints, please contact your nearest dayshift manager.


"Lot"
Just another way we like to say "Thank You!" to our customers.


Rah-Nuld
Our current and most beloved mascot.

Before you even ask - Yes, there will be more. I hope to be updating this weekly. I hope you all enjoy.

wow i can smell the amount of win and awesomeness these guys are made of
great idea and your models are looking awesome as well!!

two greasy thumbs up!

Here's two unpainted. I haven't decided if I'm finished modelling these two yet. I'm really itchin' to paint the dread though...


Lobby
aka "Drive Me Closer, I want to Hit Them With My Sword"

and...


The Fry-O-Lator
There's only one way to get them REALLY crispy.

Awsome

"Na na na na na, I'm loving it."

I was hoping the teeth on the dozer blade would be shaped like fries lol

Wow, nice. Make your opponent hungry before pounding them into the dust.

This is full of McWin!

I always like armies with character and yours has loads. Keep up the great work!

Haha!

Fantastic army, can't wait to see more. Let us hope they are not as terrible on the table as the "food" they serve

Money in the bank, a bank fulla money


Great stuff man, keep up the mayhem.

- Salvage

Lord Shag wrote:Here's two unpainted. I haven't decided if I'm finished modelling these two yet. I'm really itchin' to paint the dread though...


Lobby
aka "Drive Me Closer, I want to Hit Them With My Sword"

Yes! Just Yes!!!

I personally love the origonalty of this idea, and find the humor in it. My only suggestion would be add a few little things in each of the mobs. If they work the drive through give them headsets as this would reinforce their role in the place.

Awesome! Just awesome!

Any plans for Grimace or the Hamburglar?

This is frickin' awesome! However I too would like fries dozer blades and more character in the mobs, otherwise its great!

LunaHound wrote:I was hoping the teeth on the dozer blade would be shaped like fries lol

Wait until you see the kans. I think you'll be happy then. I'll try and get another angle on the tank, as the top looks a lot like the fries you may be looking for.

Death By Monkeys wrote:Any plans for Grimace or the Hamburglar?

I don't know of this Grimace or Hamburglar you speak of (as they are copywrighted characters, and that would be a very horrible thing to do) , but rest assured this army will have a big mek with KFF Named Grimm-Uss, a Cheesy Mayor warboss, as well as another warboss that is a Mac that also happens to be REALLY Big. There are also plans for a commando squad leader that also on occasion will burgle some ham.

Thank you all for your wonderful replies. I am thankful that this army has been as well-recieved.

Tzarinchilla wrote:This is full of McWin!

QFT!!!!!!!

Hopefully this other angle will display the "fries" a little better.

Great job on your awesome, funny army.

And Gratz on resisting smoking.

That's funny good job keep it up

Hilarious stuff. I dont think you have to worry about copyright as these are clearly parodies. Keep up the great work!

Awesome, just Awesome!

What about squigs as those little French Fry things?

These are just awesome. I can't wait to see a bastion (over 4 Billion Killed).

dude, good for you. I think it is great to quit smoking and be productive!

You should have them all standing on 25mm "All Beef Patties"

Thats hilarious! Rah Nuld Ork-Danuld... i love it

Sense of humor aside, these are Orks done right! Lovely application of paints! Sense of humor, right on!

...ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

Love it you should do deff-koptas or bikers as delivery Mcdonalds people (believe it or not I have a Mcdonalds near me hat delivers the food, never ordered though.) Or use a battlewagon as the deep fryier.

Awesome, just pure win, now someone has to do an Dunkin Donuts IG army.

Squigs done up as chicken nuggets! Burna boyz that spurt burning hot coffee! The possibilities are endless. And I only worked at McEvil for a week! (The timer buzzers were the first thing to give me a migraine.)