Da Egsakushanaz an' da Howlin' Grifonz - Slack, Slack ME!

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**Matt.Kingsley**

Those who have seen my blog, Da Tryadz, would know about this already.
Anyway, I'm making some SMOrks to 'acompany' Da Tryadz.
Here's some fluff:

"Itz alwayz good ta hav da Crime Boss on ya side, as e'z richa dan a Bad Moon, more looty den a Death Skull, more sneeky dan a Blood Axe an' more killy den a Goff. If yuz ar against im, yuz are gonna hav ta face iz boyz, if yuz ar wiv im, yuz may get sum teef ta use. Da Egsakushanaz an' Howlin' Grifonz ar on iz side. Deyz wer once iz boyz, exilez from da Blood Axes dey were. Den deze too doks got tageva an' 'ad an idea. Dey kaptued sum ov dem beakies an' took dere squiggly bitz out an' poot 'em in a ork. Da ork grew stronga. Loadz a boyz, joyned da scheme.
In da end, too bosses rose up an' called dem selves 'Chapta Mastas'.
One waz dead killy in kombat, da ova an al-rounda.
Da one dat was killy in kombat called 'iz boyz da Egsakushanaz, da ova caled 'iz boyz da Howlin' Grifonz.
Dey den separated from da rest ov da Tryadz, but da Crime Lord still givs 'em teef as in 'iz eyes, dey stil 'iz boyz."

Grodgit, Ork Runtherd of da Tryadz

An' a pic:

**schank23**

Nice fluff. Me likey.

**Matt.Kingsley**

He he, thanks!

Hmm, are you still going to do some howlin grifonz for you Brazen Klawz?

Anyway, have sum more fluff!

Da dokz hoo joined uz caled dem selvez 'Apofecaries'. Dey fixed dem boyz up 'az soon 'az dey fell. Da mekz cal dem selvez 'Tekmareenz'. Dey fixed dem trukks up 'az soon as dey stoped workin'.
Da Bosses cal dem selvez 'Kaptinz' an' Stormboyz cal dem selvez 'Asalt Mareenz'.
Da Chapta Mastaz changed dere names to dat ov da actual beakie Chapta Mastaz.
Da boss ov da Egsakushanz caled 'im self Arkash Hakon.
Owr boss caled 'im self Alvaro.

Da main boyz are called 'Battle-Broforks' an' da more talanted onez, like me, are 'Brofork-Sargents'

Brofork-Sergent Defnik ov da Howlin' Grifonz telin' da noo onez whatz what.

**Matt.Kingsley**

I'm definately getting some Black Orcs now!

Anyway, here's the list I've thought of (for what I'm getting at this time)

Da Egsakushanaz:
Chapta Masta Arkash Hakon - Warboss with Cybork Body, Power Klaw, 'eavy Armour, Twin-linked Shoota and Bosspole

Nobz - 4 Big Choppaz, 1 Power Klaw, 5 Twin-linked Shootaz, 'eavy Armour, Stikkbombz and Waaagh! Banner

Nobz - 1 Power Klaw, 5 Twin-Linked Shotaz, 'eavy Armour and Stikkbombz

Howlin' Grifonz

Chapta Masta Alvaro - Warboss with Cybork Body, Big Choppa, 'eavy Armour, Kombi-Skorcha and Bosspole

Nobz - 5 Kombi-Skorchaz, 1 Big Choppa, 'eavy Armour, Stikkbombz and Waaagh! Banner

Nobz - 1 Big Choppa, 1 Kombi-Skorcha, 4 Twin-linked Shootaz, 'eavy Armour and Stikkbombz

Whadda you tink?

**Matt.Kingsley**

Ok, redid the helmet and shoulder armour.

What do you think?

**schank23**

Thinking about doing some Howlin' Griffinz but not till I get 'Da Brazen Klwz up to at least 2000pts.

Ork is lookin good Matt. Gonna look awesome when you get more of a force painted.

**The Good Green**

Just catching up on Da Tryadz blog and I had a thought about what to count the new chaptas as... I figure, if they are suppose to be tougher than the regular boyz, why not make dem nobz?

**Matt.Kingsley**

^
Das what I'm doing!
When I make normal boyz, I'll count them as the ones who have just gone under surgery ta have da bits strapped in 'em, but who haven't fully developed...

schank23, thanks!

**Matt.Kingsley**

Well, all I can realy do now is make up fluff until I get the Black Orks/Warbosses

Oh, and Nob box (I need the bitz from it...)

**schank23**

I need to do that for my orks still.

Got an idea fo how its gonna go just have to do it.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Yeah.
In my experience, making fluff is the hardest bit!

**Matt.Kingsley**

More of a fluffdate than an update, but anyway, here it is:

Weponz uzed by da Egsakushanaz (stolen frm dem Mareenz):
- Bolta (Usyawaly twin-linked)
- Bolt Pistol
- Powa Fist
- Powa Sordz
- Chayn Sordz

Weponz uzed by da Howlin' Grifonz (stolen frm dem Mareenz):
- Bolta (Usyawaly twin-linked)
- Bolt Pistol
- Kombi-Flama
- Powa Sordz
- Chayn Sordz

**Matt.Kingsley**

And now, I need to convince my mum to get me he stuff seeming I've got no money (you probably no why)

**Matt.Kingsley**

...
Haven't convinced her yet
...

OT: look at this cool emorkicon that was added!

**Matt.Kingsley**

She han't gon on eBay yet!

**schank23**

You'll get her. Keep waring her down.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Ok, I'll Try
(She's home all day, so she has to go on at somepoint...)
EDIT: She's not, grrr......

**Matt.Kingsley**

...But she is today!

**Matt.Kingsley**

Hello and goodbye, for several days at least.
Why? My internet will be down.

But, hopefully, I can convince my mum to get me a set of black orks.

Anyway...

Until Next Time...

M.K

**M0rdain**

Good luck with the regaining of the intenet, and the Pursuading of your Mum. A nice cup of tea/coffe always goes down well

**Matt.Kingsley**

Here I am, on shaky internet.
Now then, once I get good internet, my Mum said she'd LOOK at the stuff (which has now been reduced to 1 box of black orks, split half and half

And maybe some nobz...

**Matt.Kingsley**

...Ok maybe no nobz...

**Matt.Kingsley**

...But definately black orcs!

Hmmm....
I should probably make an apoc datasheet for SM Orks

That way in apoc they have more flavour than in normal games!

**Matt.Kingsley**

ARRRG! Happy 'Talk like a Pirate' Day all!

**Matt.Kingsley**

ok, apparently the black orcs have been posted...

apparently...

**schank23**

I just ordered some more BLKOrcs myself. Ran out of bodies so got 10 off ebay. Just the boies though. Think I got them for about 12 bucks. Needed about 4 to finish off my 2 10 man squads.

**Matt.Kingsley**

yeah.

Now then, once I get me hands on them, I'll make sum powa fists an' sordz for 'em.
Deyz'll love i'

**Matt.Kingsley**

There'z not much else to do but to sit and wait...

But I'z iz impashent (az iz youz too!)

**Matt.Kingsley**

an' wayt...

Yes, it WILL get boring...

I'll make fluff to pass the time an' share it wiv all'ya

**Matt.Kingsley**

I've got the box o' black orcs!
time to make orks out of orcs...