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That made my morning. Thank you!

R.

Wow forgot about this, it is brilliant. Going to have to have another look at this brilliant piece of brilliance.

Lol, I just found this thread . Pretty great idea, and good execution!

Loled beyond belief this is epic

 jimbolina25 wrote:
HAHA I love it!.. I imagined this in preston GW though

What you mean my local GW? yes that place thats closed on mondays and tuesdays and that gives anyone over the age of 16 entering a dirty look and is so bloody small but they refuse to open up the downstairs room despite the fact that it is entirely seperate from the stock room and whose staff throw you out unless your buying something and whom allow only one hour for a game or painting session and you have to book in advance? That one?

BTW just out of plain curiosity who are you. (probably better to PM me this) I might have seen you around.

Oh and BTW there is a new FLGS just down the road that sells GW stuff at a discount and that stocks all forms of games and is huge and awsome. And not nazi like of for that matter they dont throw you out for nothing. Its called Worthy Games and this is its facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WorthyGaming

Yes that is Gaz.

This page is Ace pro. I saw this one earlier today in /tg in repsonse.

 aosol wrote:
This page is Ace pro. I saw this one earlier today in /tg in repsonse.

Do they have any specialised Milk of Slaanesh to go with those Khorne Flakes?

 Marine_With_Heart wrote:


Do they have any specialised Milk of Slaanesh to go with those Khorne Flakes?

Ew.

saw this doozy.

I'm new to this wargaming malarkey - do sisters of battle go with the Allied or Axis armies of a North Africa Campaign?

Sisters of Battle can be used in any game, with the exception of chess, Monopoly and of course, Warhammer 40,000.

Awesome.

Of curse, what would be even more awesome would be if this was actually set up by GW.

 Squigsquasher wrote:
Awesome.

Of curse, what would be even more awesome would be if this was actually set up by GW.

Sisters of Battle can be used in any game, with the exception of chess, Monopoly and of course, Warhammer 40,000.

Sorry Sisters players - this is fact.

....I'm gonna take my girls and go cry in a corner now.

One day, one day we'll get a real codex and actual vehicle support! Then you'll see!

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
....I'm gonna take my girls and go cry in a corner now.

One day, one day we'll get a real codex and actual vehicle support! Then you'll see!

Shh, it's okay. We'll get you some cocoa and a blanket.

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
....I'm gonna take my girls and go cry in a corner now.

One day, one day we'll get a real codex and actual vehicle support! Then you'll see!

Actually, the leaked release schedule, which has been accurate so far, says that SIsters will be the next 40K release.

There is hope for the Space Nuns With Guns yet.

 Squigsquasher wrote:

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
....I'm gonna take my girls and go cry in a corner now.

One day, one day we'll get a real codex and actual vehicle support! Then you'll see!

Actually, the leaked release schedule, which has been accurate so far, says that SIsters will be the next 40K release.

There is hope for the Space Nuns With Guns yet.

I'll believe it when I see it.

 Squigsquasher wrote:
Actually, the leaked release schedule, which has been accurate so far, says that SIsters will be the next 40K release.

Nope. Hastings doesn't see them in the next two years. Only Harry is wondering where their release went, because they were started right after Grey Knights.

Hahahaha this is amazing, had a good laugh at those comments and the point about the paint set broke my original laugh and formed a new one!

Haha, this is pretty funny

I can only hope GW don't come down to hard on the banterous souls who set this up...

 The Shadow wrote:
Haha, this is pretty funny

I can only hope GW don't come down to hard on the banterous souls who set this up...

No pity! No remorse! No fear! They are gonna come down on them so hard.

Actually GW haven't really done anything about satire-type sites in the past, whether through intention of perhaps because they couldn't really do anything to shut them down.

Turn Signals on a Land Raider and The Golden Throne were fine until they started trying to make money out of their work, and that was when the legal team stepped in.

Games Workshop: Fulchester wrote:Our new range of £30 t-shirts not only ensures that you're best dressed nerd in the town, it will also help alert our highly trained staff that you have a wallet much larger than your common-sense.

 Kroothawk wrote:

Games Workshop: Fulchester wrote:Our new range of £30 t-shirts not only ensures that you're best dressed nerd in the town, it will also help alert our highly trained staff that you have a wallet much larger than your common-sense.

Lol yes that is good

But i preffered the one about the empty space marine boxes for vast sums of money

I like this one:

Happy New Year. Or as we call it, present return day, please feel free to swap things out for stuff you actually want.

Accusations that we've carefully adjusted the prices so you always have to pay a little bit more when you swap things over are entirely fair.

And

Nothing says "Christmas" and "Good Will to all men" more than a huge collection of plastic death machines.

But my favourite is:

Today is Lord of The Rings day. Please be aware that jokes about fingering rings will be met with polite applause followed by a restraining order.

They blocked me from posting on their FB because I called them out on a post they made about the Black Library t-shirts and their pricing, which in the US, isn't that much different than the standard T-Shirt you'd purchase in a store.

Then they deleted my posts.

Then I stopped following them.

They can dish it, but they can't take it.

That's great news!

I think blocking you for being a party-pooper is fair enough

 Pacific wrote:
I think blocking you for being a party-pooper is fair enough

Of course, if it were actually GW blocking him and deleting his posts, we'd get a million "GW ARE FASCISTS OPPRESSING ANY CRITICISM PLAY WARMAHORDES OR INFINITY INSTEAD!!!!" posts.

 cincydooley wrote:
They blocked me from posting on their FB because I called them out on a post they made about the Black Library t-shirts and their pricing, which in the US, isn't that much different than the standard T-Shirt you'd purchase in a store.

Then they deleted my posts.

Then I stopped following them.

They can dish it, but they can't take it.

So... you pointed out a perceived error in a 'none joking manner, in essense, defending the target of their sardonic posts? Can't imagine why they deleted your post.

 Squigsquasher wrote:

 Pacific wrote:
I think blocking you for being a party-pooper is fair enough

Of course, if it were actually GW blocking him and deleting his posts, we'd get a million "GW ARE FASCISTS OPPRESSING ANY CRITICISM PLAY WARMAHORDES OR INFINITY INSTEAD!!!!" posts.

... I... but... I really don't know where to start with replying to that post.

I will settle for a ) you completely missing the point of my post, and that facebook page for that matter and b ) GW not actually having a Facebook page, making any discussion about it completely hypothetical..

Actually made me think of a certain Red Dwarf sketch, so thanks for giving me a laugh in any case

Cat: OK, I say let's get into the jet-powered rocket pants and junior birdman the hell outta here!
Kryten: An excellent and inventive suggestion, Sir, with just two minor drawbacks...
A - We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants and
B - There's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocketpants".
Cat: Well that's put a crimp on an otherwise damn fine plan.

 cincydooley wrote:
They blocked me from posting on their FB because I called them out on a post they made about the Black Library t-shirts and their pricing, which in the US, isn't that much different than the standard T-Shirt you'd purchase in a store.

Then they deleted my posts.

Then I stopped following them.

They can dish it, but they can't take it.

I'm sure the guy who checks the facebook page will be right onto head management about that!



For anyone wondering, this is why GW doesn't have official forums.

 BryllCream wrote:

 cincydooley wrote:
They blocked me from posting on their FB because I called them out on a post they made about the Black Library t-shirts and their pricing, which in the US, isn't that much different than the standard T-Shirt you'd purchase in a store.

Then they deleted my posts.

Then I stopped following them.

They can dish it, but they can't take it.

I'm sure the guy who checks the facebook page will be right onto head management about that!



For anyone wondering, this is why GW doesn't have official forums.

Brylly. Fulchester is a fictitious northern town from Viz magazine.