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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

You saw the films, you read the books, you argued about it online.

Now, finally ........

http://www.thenewdawnliberia.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=12763:dead-ebola-patients-resurrect&catid=3:general&Itemid=68



Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.

But to the amazement of residents and onlookers on Monday, the deceased reportedly regained life in total disbelief. The NewDawn Nimba County correspondent said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim only identified as Ma Kebeh, said to be in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they resurrected.

Ma Kebeh had reportedly been in door for two nights without food and medication before her alleged death. Nimba County has had bazaar news of Ebola cases with a native doctor from the county, who claimed that he could cure infected victims, dying of the virus himself last week.

News of the resurrection of the two victims has reportedly created panic in residents of Hope Village Community and Ganta at large, with some citizens describing Dorris Quoi as a ghost, who shouldn’t live among them. Since the Ebola outbreak in Nimba County, this is the first incident of dead victims resurrecting.



Scary stuff.

Some folks have suggested that maybe the patients weren't, maybe, 100% dead, but where does calm reasoning get you when the zombie hordes are trying to break in eh ?


EDIT :

http://www.infowars.com/zombie-apocalypse-ebola-patients-reportedly-rise-from-the-dead/

sure they'll have something to sell you to keep you safe

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Yay!! Time to buy a shotgun. Woot!!

Best news I've heard all day.

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I swear this is the plot of a movie. Literally. Ebola makes zombies and zombie apocalypse begins... Which movie was it?

   
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Zombies worry me less than Ebola. unless they're fast zombies, but I don't think post Ebola zombies are fast zombies...

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What if...the Ebola virus is really the Vampire plague from I Am Legend? D:

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The Winchester, anyone?

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Spoiler:


My wife just bought me a shirt with that on it. Good timing too apparently...

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that is SO AWESOME!!!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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AAAAAAAAAH!

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Obviously, the correct answer is to shoot 'em in the head just to be safe.

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 timetowaste85 wrote:
Yay!! Time to buy a shotgun. Woot!!

Best news I've heard all day.


I was under the impression that every American had a shotgun under the bed. From what Frazz says, it's illegal not to own one


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 LordofHats wrote:
I swear this is the plot of a movie. Literally. Ebola makes zombies and zombie apocalypse begins... Which movie was it?


The Great Gatsby?


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Paradigm wrote:
The Winchester, anyone?


The pub in the Minder TV series?


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 Platuan4th wrote:
Obviously, the correct answer is to shoot 'em in the head just to be safe.


I used to think that as well, but I did see a picture of a zombie with a helmet - maybe they've twigged onto their vulnerability?

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UK

 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Paradigm wrote:
The Winchester, anyone?


The pub in the Minder TV series?




Shaun of the Dead. If you haven't watched it, do it now!

 
   
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Biloxi, MS USA

 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
From what Frazz says, it's illegal not to own one


That's only true in Texas, not all of America.

It's especially not true in those hippy states like California.

You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
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USA

 Paradigm wrote:
 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Paradigm wrote:
The Winchester, anyone?


The pub in the Minder TV series?




Shaun of the Dead. If you haven't watched it, do it now!





Indeed

   
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-29359098


.. quick ! Check if he's got a pulse !

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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 Paradigm wrote:
 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Paradigm wrote:
The Winchester, anyone?


The pub in the Minder TV series?




Shaun of the Dead. If you haven't watched it, do it now!


I think you'll find that Minder came before shaun of the bloody dead!

Still, it would have been cool to have Dave the barman and Terry fight off the undead


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 Platuan4th wrote:
 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
From what Frazz says, it's illegal not to own one


That's only true in Texas, not all of America.

It's especially not true in those hippy states like California.


California is a very rich and productive state. It makes great films, gives us great technology. It gave us General Patton, it is the state that all other American states aspire to be...

Their tourist board should pay me for this!

I know what you were saying.

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 timetowaste85 wrote:
Yay!! Time to buy a shotgun. Woot!!

Best news I've heard all day.



If you wait until the zombie apocalypse hits to get one, you've waited too long.

   
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Biloxi, MS USA

 Hordini wrote:
 timetowaste85 wrote:
Yay!! Time to buy a shotgun. Woot!!

Best news I've heard all day.



If you wait until the zombie apocalypse hits to get one, you've waited too long.



That's ok, everyone knows the gun toters get eaten first.

It's their own damn fault for making so much noise, after all.

You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie
The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was 
   
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Beast Coast

 Platuan4th wrote:
 Hordini wrote:
 timetowaste85 wrote:
Yay!! Time to buy a shotgun. Woot!!

Best news I've heard all day.



If you wait until the zombie apocalypse hits to get one, you've waited too long.



That's ok, everyone knows the gun toters get eaten first.

It's their own damn fault for making so much noise, after all.



Of all the new zombie movie/show tropes, I've always thought that one is the stupidest. It's just a way for them to make guns all but unusable for their little movie, to increase the amount of hand to hand with cricket bats and golf clubs. Anyone who's ever heard a gun fired outside knows that unless you're in the immediate vicinity, it's pretty difficult to locate the shooter by sound alone, and this difficulty only increases as distance from the shooter increases. This thing where someone fires a gun somewhere in a city and zombies come running from every direction is incredibly unrealistic. Even if they could locate the shooter via sound sound, at that distance by the time the zombies arrived the shooter would be long gone.

   
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Nashville, TN

I'd chalk all of this up to the horrible state of medicine and informational dissemination in Africa.

They weren't dead to begin with. Probably should stone them though, just to be sure.

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The bigger question is...do you feel happy? Do you feel happy? Do you fe--...

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

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I'll let Michael Crichton explain this one.


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brisbane, australia

It's funny because just the other day i asked my dad if i could buy a full face respirator, body armour and a combat knife of of Ebay. he said no. :(
ohh well, I'll have to make due with cardboard boxes and my hobby knife. BRING FORTH THE APOCALYPSE!

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Norwalk, Connecticut

It's because your dad bought that gear for himself. You're the sacrifice to the hungry horde while he escapes.

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

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brisbane, australia

do zombies eat fat midgets?

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Southern California, USA

Great. Just great. I was hoping I wasn't living in a apocalypse movie. Everything seemed reasonable and fine up until now. Now I'm going to turn into a zombie so that a grizzly white guy can blow my head off while the token woman watches in terror.

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Finally! All my training will pay off! Come at me, Zombie bros, imma go kick your a-

*looks at daughter*

Awwwwww man :(

   
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Norwalk, Connecticut

*cracks knuckles* No little kids to slow me down and look after. I'm good. I've got an axe, a bow and arrows and a decent aim. I'll make due until I find a discarded shotgun and piles of ammo that just happen to include what I need. Maybe I should get 4 pistols: 2 for chest straps, 2 for the hips.

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

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