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2022/01/30 20:11:14
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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How do!
Because there is a time and a place for crap jokes. And this is it.
I’ll kick off.
What do Linda McCartney, Paul McCartney, Denny Seiwell, Denny Lane and Incom’s T-65B star fighter have in common?
They’re all X-Wings,
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2022/01/30 23:10:04
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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[DCM]
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Terrible. Well done.
Why did the baker wash his hands before he went to the toilet? He kneaded a poo.
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2022/01/30 23:31:04
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Mad Gyrocopter Pilot
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
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2022/01/31 00:18:36
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Leader of the Sept
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What is the scariest thing in the jungle?
Bam-BOO!
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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 |
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2022/01/31 14:53:12
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
Michigan
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Why was the egg silly?
Because it was always cracking yolks!
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2022/01/31 15:38:36
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny
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2022/01/31 15:59:59
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
London
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There are many variation of this joke. They extend the torture or not.
Rather than type it...
http://www.swil.org/JoelPage/purplejoke.html
Otherwise how do elephants hide in cherry trees?
Paint their toenails red.
How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries.
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2022/01/31 16:47:06
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
Watch Fortress Excalibris
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Why do the French consider it greedy to eat more than one egg at a time?
Because one egg is always un oeuf.
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A little bit of righteous anger now and then is good, actually. Don't trust a person who never gets angry. |
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2022/01/31 19:32:33
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Why did the mushroom have lots of friends?
Cos he was a fun guy.
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2022/01/31 19:42:45
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Why did the weirdo cross the road?
They couldn’t get their knob out the chicken.
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2022/01/31 23:23:30
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Leader of the Sept
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Wow… that escalated quickly!
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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 |
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2022/02/01 00:49:39
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.
Inside a dog it’s too dark to read
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2022/02/01 01:22:46
Subject: Re:Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
“Aye, matey!”
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2022/02/01 03:39:57
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Fixture of Dakka
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El Torro wrote:Why did the mushroom have lots of friends?
Cos he was a fun guy.
That joke was in spore taste...
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CHAOS! PANIC! DISORDER!
My job here is done. |
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2022/02/01 04:48:23
Subject: Re:Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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Why are children usually not allowed to go see pirate movies?
Because they are rated Arrr!
What happens when ducks fly upside down?
They quack up.
I once met a dyslexic devil-worshipper. He sold his soul to Santa.
If you're a person, time flies when you're having fun. If you're a frog, time's fun when you're having flies.
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2022/02/01 10:29:18
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Mad Gyrocopter Pilot
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My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education, because they were both druids.
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2022/02/01 14:56:33
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick insect.
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2022/02/01 20:05:04
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Leader of the Sept
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What do you call a squiggly beast in a pile of leaves? Russel
Why did the troll swim upside down? I think it was so he didn’t stand on the fish.
What’s the difference between jumping on a squiggly beast and jumping on a trampoline? You need to take your boots off to jump on a trampoline. Automatically Appended Next Post: Why is the letter t very important to the Sticky Monster? Without it he is the sicky monster.
also I love the Druid gag
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2022/02/01 20:06:18
Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!
Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 |
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2022/02/01 21:35:16
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Massive props for everyone getting into the spirit and showing only the barest modicum, if, in a dark room, and you have a proper squint, and you’ve forgotten your corrective lenses of any description, good humour!
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2022/02/01 23:59:05
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Legendary Dogfighter
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Argentina’s a lot colder than most people think. In fact you could say it’s bordering on Chile.
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it's the quiet ones you have to look out for. Their the ones that change the world, the loud ones just take the credit for it. |
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2022/02/02 01:39:31
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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[DCM]
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Olthanan funniest so far imo
Doc that dick chicken joke is from Predator iirc
Ensis this one's for you
There's only ten types of people in this world; those who understand binary code and those that don't
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2022/02/02 02:21:41
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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PaddyMick wrote:
Ensis this one's for you
There's only ten types of people in this world; those who understand binary code and those that don't
Heh. . . funnily enough, I went to a follow-on school for my Occupational Specialty (aka, my job) in the army where our class had course shirts made with that quote on it
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2022/02/02 02:22:17
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2022/02/02 03:27:47
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Humorless Arbite
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For those that doubt elephants hide in cherry trees I have one question. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No? It works.
Do you know why elephants have flat feet? From jumping out of cherry trees.
What's the crud between elephants called?
Slow people.
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Voxed from Salamander 84-24020
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2022/02/02 16:41:52
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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This thread needs the Black-and-White Space Marine on the Black-and-White Bike.
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2022/02/02 17:00:49
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Can’t they just re-read your post ad infinitum?
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2022/02/02 17:53:04
Subject: Re:Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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How did the mongols conquer their empire?
One Steppe at a time.
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"Us Blood Axes hav lernt' a lot from da humies. How best ta kill 'em, fer example."
— Korporal Snagbrat of the Dreadblade Kommandos |
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2022/02/02 18:04:19
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
The cow has the udder.
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2022/02/03 22:09:21
Subject: Re:Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Why was the possum laying flat in the middle of the road?
He got tire-d!
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2022/02/03 22:55:21
Subject: Re:Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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"whats a pirates favourite letter?"
"R!"
"nay, 'tis the C they love!"
must be said with a strong west country/"pirate" accent
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To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Coven of XVth 2000pts
The Blades of Ruin 2,000pts Watch Company Rho 1650pts
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2022/02/03 23:10:52
Subject: Jokes. Grade F jokes.
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Wicked Warp Spider
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
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