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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation





Colorado Springs, Co.

ZephyrRey wrote:From all of us at the NSFW club, I wish you luck at 'Ard Boyz today, Doomykins. Do us proud.

So, I was just going to put a "+1" because, as the founding member of Team [NSFW], I felt it deserved a "+1". Odd thing is, now you can't just put a "+1" because they will consider it spam...

Yes, really...

I'm not joking...

Try it then.

See... I told you.
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

I think I did you proud, guys.
Took third, which means i broke even, but I think I had the most fun. Round one I ended up tabling the guy, who lost morale after I came in with everything and wiped out his terminators/ traitor in the luckiest round of dice rolling ever. Harpy wrecked the landraider, then 2 spores of devgants chewed up the terminators and the traitor, all of this at the bottom of turn 2. 7 killpoints with no losses down, he really stopped trying to play effectively.
Over the handshake, he mumbles "I don't like balls..."
I lost my composure completely and shook with laughter.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Hellacious Havoc






That is too great, doomykins. Congrats on the wins!

Ave Dominus Nox.
Night Lords, Host of the Tumultuous Storm.

 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





Orange County, CA

By the sound of it it seems more like that game just sucked balls for him.
   
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Huge Hierodule






Nottingham (yay!)

My Genesteela Kult project has yielded NSFW results. Based a Snikrot conversion on a Greyhound in mid-leap:




Arblus, look! It's Unicron!

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Made in us
Gangly Grot Rebel





Dallas, TX

I Balls


 
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Progress on what will hopefully turn into a swarmlord, and I found some awesome paint that I'm going to mix into pretty much all of my carapace painting from now on.
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Just need 3 more swords

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"ninja turtle" is my new paint scheme

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Paints on and looks like bleached bone. Gonna play around a lot with this.


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka





dead account

Can't wait to see what you'll do with the glow in the dark paint.
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut






Charleston, SC

It will probably look like one of those Law and Order: SVU black light scenes when Doomythumbs is done with it.

   
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Liche Priest Hierophant






Here's a tip for cheap bone swords. Rotisserie chickens, the kind you get pre-cooked at supermarkets? They have these two bones that are the perfect size and shape for large boneswords, like the ones you need for that guy. I think they're the shoulder or wing bones... Anyways, eat the delicious delicious chicken, then dig around in the carcass for the bones, and either boil them, or soak 'em in dish detergent for a few weeks to get the gunk out- voila! Insta-bonesword for the cost of some detergent and a meal.

GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment.

If yer an Ork, why dont ya WAAAGH!!

M.A.V.- if you liked ChromeHounds, drop by the site and give it a go. Or check out my M.A.V. Oneshots videos on YouTube! 
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'






Anvildude that sounds either seriously wrong or absolute genius,

I'm not sure which.... Would you have to harden the bones at all because cooked chicken bone would be pretty fragile.

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Made in us
Liche Priest Hierophant






If you want. Personally, I feel better about the 'soak in detergent' method, but it's a bit long.

I've actually boiled an entire chicken skeleton and used the bones for various things, though- they're soft and pliable while they're still wet, but after they dry out (about a day or two- bones are kinda spongey) they're nice and hard, even if they can snap.

The nice thing about that, though, is that since you're using real bones for your boneswords, the break actually looks like it ought, and you could just pass it off as battle damage.

GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment.

If yer an Ork, why dont ya WAAAGH!!

M.A.V.- if you liked ChromeHounds, drop by the site and give it a go. Or check out my M.A.V. Oneshots videos on YouTube! 
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Interesting. I'll check it out, though I think I'm going to go full on Texas mode and throw the bones into a fire ant mound with some fishing line attached. Those ants will pick the bones totally clean in a few hours.


But I'll probably just use my own. I'm pretty good at scratchbuilding stuff.

Check it out! I'm casting warriors in chocolate. I can't show you how, but they're pretty good casts in every sense of the double entendre.
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More delicious than finecast resin.

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Melts down smooth.

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Om nom nom I love Str 8 nom nom nom


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

I'm making a Doom of Malantai, and so I need a cool way of representing souls being taken from bodies.
I'm going to do a set of three figures that show various stages of a soul rising out of a corpse, and center the Doom in all of this, feasting on them. I want the ghosts to be all green glow like in LOTR, and sitting up out of the bodies like so:


Modeling this is hard though. I'm gonna need some advanced techniques.

Nah, screw it, I'll just slap something together and it will be semi-magical because it will glow in the dark/ under uv light.

Behold, the story told in pictures!
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Slop paint n the model, then dunk the brush clean in water.

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Attack the splotches withe the wet brush to make odd puddles.

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Is wetbrushing a term yet? If not I call dibs.

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A dish, semi filled with water, with 6 drops of green paint, the glow paint, and then an additional green drop.

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The streaky white form, repeatedly bathed in random mix of glow/green.

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Oh man my head! what happened?

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You woke up dead, my friend. You woke up dead.

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Fin.

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'






You could try casting a figure out of tinted clear resin, maybe a black tint so it looks like a solid shadow?

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Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity






not to put a downer on this - the idea is great, BUT would the soul of a spacemarine actually be wearing its powerarmour?

   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

You bet your ass it would!

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity






Worksformethen.

   
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Combat Jumping Rasyat





Palitine Il

Doomthumbs you are an evil man, I must now create Drunk Marine.
   
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Gangly Grot Rebel





Need to have the head of the actual body smashed in. Otherwise the hand holding the head makes no real sense, but so far the concept is coming along nicely.

What about gluing two models front to back and then peeling them apart underwater? Get some nice soul ripping action!

They're in there with their bear.
Proper grammar. Learn it, live it, love it.
 
   
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Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh




Iceland

Hee! You Sir, are epicly awesome. As a show of respect, here are a bunch of pics that got me banned from various WH40K forums:





 
   
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Fresh-Faced New User





I follow this thread since some times, shame I forgot I had an account here.

Nice to see that there is more crazy than me

On my account I made some nsfw things.

with nids or daemons.

chaos and nid player 
   
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy






Santa Clara, CA

Awesome models Skoolstah!

Check out my Project (B)log! I would love any suggestion or comments you may have.

Orkz  
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Yeap. Third one down made me laugh pretty hard.

Sculpting my own right now.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in is
Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh




Iceland

Hahaha. Looking forward to seeing your sculpt.

 
   
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut





Belgium

Doomthumbs wrote:Actually, Yes! It happens because the cornstarch/water mix becomes more like a solid when vibrations rock through it.

To quote the common misconception, but is actually true in this specific instance, "Size doesn't matter".

It will work on a smaller speaker, just... well, on a smaller scale. What matters is speaker power, which I assure you my thing has.
The specific reason it WONT work on mine anymore is because I have angled the speaker 45 degrees. I scrapped that idea and didn't tell anyone about it, just posted pics where it was clear that it would in no way work like intended. This change came about from the realization that the GW manager would slap the gak out of me, and rightly so, for getting the drippings on his tables.
See below for how cool but messy this stuff is.




Maybe I will use the other speakers to do this if I can figure out a better containment system.

Got an idea for avoiding that the Ooze will drip on the table,and it will make some cool Objective marker!



It will represent a Gestating(growing) Nid Tyrant in stasis.

   
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Huge Hierodule






Nottingham (yay!)

Only issue I can see with the above is that it would need taking part and cleaning after every use, as cornstarch in water is a pretty good medium for growing bacteria. If that were a sealed unit, it would pop and stink...

   
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Ichor-Dripping Talos Monstrosity






Find an appropriately sized glass / plastic jar with a screw on top, cut out the bulk of the lid leaving the threading and attach the threading to speaker (maybe spray latex / paint over the speaker to prevent it seeping?) then you have a screw-on cover for it.

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Gangly Grot Rebel





Pressure cook it once sealed.

The issue isn't contamination, modern tools preempt that.

The issue is you can't have green and red goo.

They're in there with their bear.
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