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2014/03/28 18:22:36
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
So a Sororitas walks into a pet store and looks at the selection while the owner brings in some new stock.
She stops at the first cage and stares at the Catachan Devil saying, "Too dangerous" before walking on to the next cage.
She stops at the second cage and frowns at the Squig saying, "Too chaotic" before walking by to the last cage.
She smiles as she watches a Pyrovore burn the store owner alive screaming, "Perfect!"
It just goes to show you, put a Pyrovore on a leash and in the hands of the Adepta Sororitas, and you have a match made in heaven.
"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has thought and purpose that functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bioengineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if is aware of us at all it must know us only as Prey."
Hive Fleet Grootslang 15000+
Servants of the Void 2000+
2014/03/28 19:07:22
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
Next Sisters codex will include a unit of cavalry : flamer-wielding Sisters riding Pyrovores into battle !
"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
2014/03/28 19:26:10
Subject: Re:Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
Unyielding Hunger wrote: So a Sororitas walks into a pet store and looks at the selection while the owner brings in some new stock. She stops at the first cage and stares at the Catachan Devil saying, "Too dangerous" before walking on to the next cage. She stops at the second cage and frowns at the Squig saying, "Too chaotic" before walking by to the last cage. She smiles as she watches a Pyrovore burn the store owner alive screaming, "Perfect!"
It just goes to show you, put a Pyrovore on a leash and in the hands of the Adepta Sororitas, and you have a match made in heaven.
This just makes me want to get SoB just to run them alongside my Nids in Apocalypse with the Fuel Line fortification thingie from Stronghold Assault.
Remember, build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
2014/03/28 19:33:56
Subject: Re:Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
Happyjew wrote: Remember, build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
Exalted !
"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
2014/03/28 19:38:03
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
Its hard to be awesome, when your playing with little plastic men. Welcome to Fantasy 40k
If you think your important, in the great scheme of things. Do the water test.
Put your hands in a bucket of warm water,
then pull them out fast. The size of the hole shows how important you are.
I think we should roll some dice, to see if we should roll some dice, To decide if all this dice rolling is good for the game.
2014/03/28 22:05:16
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad.
2014/03/28 22:08:38
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
Psienesis wrote: I'm not particularly fired up about it, either, but don't let it get you hot under the collar.
The joke just lacked spark. It didn't ignite my passions and I just can't support it. Maybe if it was a bit more committed in the presentation and to the joke I'd be properly heated up. It was just a little flicker of a joke though, not really a proper inferno that it needed to be.
2014/03/28 22:45:23
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
2014/03/28 22:47:46
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
2014/03/29 00:27:36
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
Well, maybe if they weren't so cold-hearted they wouldn't be trigger happy for an exterminatus.
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
2014/03/29 00:45:55
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
2014/03/29 01:16:44
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
Unyielding Hunger wrote: So a Sororitas walks into a pet store and looks at the selection while the owner brings in some new stock.
She stops at the first cage and stares at the Catachan Devil saying, "Too dangerous" before walking on to the next cage.
She stops at the second cage and frowns at the Squig saying, "Too chaotic" before walking by to the last cage.
She smiles as she watches a Pyrovore burn the store owner alive screaming, "Perfect!"
It just goes to show you, put a Pyrovore on a leash and in the hands of the Adepta Sororitas, and you have a match made in heaven.
This just makes me want to get SoB just to run them alongside my Nids in Apocalypse with the Fuel Line fortification thingie from Stronghold Assault.
Remember, build a man a fire, and you keep him warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
I bought molds so that I can build those Promethium Relays. I just need an apocalypse board's worth of Pyrovores.
A Pyrovore and a Sororitas wind up competing against each other in a test of skill.
The sister steps forward and releases an impressive gout of flame before smirking and looking back at the Pyrovore.
The Pyrovore inhales but snorts for a second before sneezing out and even large burst of flame into the air. The first round is given to the Pyrovore.
The second round begins, and the Pyrovore begins by quickly devouring a full suit of power armor.
The sister laughs and pulls out a melta bomb, using it to destroy a tank. The second round is given to the Sister.
In the third and final round, The Pyrovore injures itself to demonstrate its acidic blood, melting some debris.
The sister pulls out her second melta bomb and throws it on the Pyrovore and dives behind a rock as it explodes, killing most of the audience and several judges. Victory for the Sister.
"There is a cancer eating at the Imperium. With each decade it advances deeper, leaving drained, dead worlds in its wake. This horror, this abomination, has thought and purpose that functions on an unimaginable, galactic scale and all we can do is try to stop the swarms of bioengineered monsters it unleashes upon us by instinct. We have given the horror a name to salve our fears; we call it the Tyranid race, but if is aware of us at all it must know us only as Prey."
Hive Fleet Grootslang 15000+
Servants of the Void 2000+
2014/04/02 01:05:43
Subject: Adepta Sororitas Sense of Humor: 1,001 Sisters jokes
"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad.
Hive Fleet Grootslang 
Now That I've Said it, It Must Be Canon 
