With my recently made Space marine army, I'm looking to give each of my marines personality and what not. I'll be making reports on how
good or bad each marine did. So why not join in their noble purge in Xeno's and everything else that's not nice or what not.
(This idea is also not my own)
Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:

Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing

Second Captain Sam - Master of Training

Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins"
- Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE

Tactical Squad "Hellfire"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Tyr - Master of Conspiracies
- Brother Frenzy - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Naimad
- Brother Davinius
- Brother Bartley
- Brother Lygris
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE

Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Coa
- Brother Veteran Ray
- Brother Veteran Redeemer
- Brother Veteran Cornelius - 2nd in command
- Brother Veteran Dranus
- Brother Veteran Goddard
- Brother Veteran Angorium
- Brother Veteran Boyofdestiny
- Brother Veteran Metalus
- Brother Veteran Hazzer - (Now, if I hear you ask about promotion again, demotion to Company Cod Piece Cleaner will occur.)

Attack Bike "Take the next rightius" [Name Pending]
- Brother Badassius - Driver
- Brother Kiccassius - Gunner

Predator Annihilator "Hells Bane"
- Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander, Turret Operator
- Brother Amanax - Sponson Operator
- POSITION AVAILABLE - Storm Bolter Operator

Reserve Company Battle Brothers
- [01] Brother Awb
- [02] Brother Paul "the enflamed"
- [03] Brother Lysensis
- [04] Brother Shadowbrand
- [05] Brother Nicholas
- [06] Brother Demetrius
- [07] Brother Korvax
- [08] Brother Artemous
- [09] Brother Jelly


-- New Recruits, positions within the 2nd Company will be filled shortly; you have finished your scout training and will soon be assigned positions as full battle brothers within the company, performing roles within the 2nd Company's two battle-ready Tactical Squads. --

-- Battle Brothers, current Battle Brothers - particularly those within the Tactical Squads - are eligible for promotion to Vanguard Veteran status. --

-- For the Emperor.

As it is if there are no positions left by the time you want join, your "person" will be put on a Reservation list that will be made so that once more positions are opened then "he or she" can join.

Vanguard Veteran Brother Coa reporting for duty brother.

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!!!

Hmm it appears the Marshall has inspired others.....

Ill Take Command of the Predator, if you would'nt mind

Brother Humps Reporting for duty Sir.

Glad to have you two on board
BTW Veteran Brother Coa would you like to be the Sergeant of the squad as it has yet to have one?

Brother-Captain Sam reporting for duty.

Well glad to have you leading the marines to battle

veteran brother ray reporting for duty

specter4545 wrote:veteran brother ray reporting for duty

I guess I'm glad to have you

Tactical operative Forden reporting...

purplefood wrote:Tactical operative Forden reporting...

Glad to have you as well the Sergeant position for both squads are open would you like to fill one of the positions?

No thanks...

2nd Company Captain Dranus reporting. For the Emperor!

iproxtaco wrote:2nd Company Captain Dranus reporting. For the Emperor!

To late. I already got that job.

B*tch. Sergeant in either Vanguard Squads are my second choice.

Sergent Alguan, reporting for duty.

Brother Simythius, here to serve and obey. Direct me to the enemy and give me a big gun, I will destroy them.

avondale wrote:Glad to have you two on board
BTW Veteran Brother Coa would you like to be the Sergeant of the squad as it has yet to have one?

I am honored to have opportunity to better serve the Emperor. Vanguard Veteran Brother Sargent Coa ready to serve the Emperor broter!!!

iproxtaco wrote:B*tch. Sergeant in either Vanguard Squads are my second choice.

I only have one Vanguard Squad and the Sergeant position is already tooken would you like to be the Sergeant for the other Tactical Squad instead?


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Positions now available are:

Attack Bike Driver and Gunner

3 positions in the Vanguard Veteran Squad "Spoooooooon!" (Sergeant not inlcuded)

7 positions in Squad "Death to Xenos" (not including Sergeant or heavy weapons)

10 positions in Squad Hellfire


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dullblade35 wrote:Brother Simythius, here to serve and obey. Direct me to the enemy and give me a big gun, I will destroy them.

Welcome aboard brother Simyythius, I'll take it into consideration for your vouch with a heavy weapon, probably the missile launcher

Brother, may i enquirer when we will be entering battle with filthy xenos and or heretics?

Sargeant Tyr of Hellfire Sqaud reporting for duty, lord!

Also, this looks like a clone of the catachan thread... may make a clone of my own later...

Commisar Von Humps wrote:Brother, may i enquirer when we will be entering battle with filthy xenos and or heretics?

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Don't worry brother we'll be engaging the Tau Empire quite soon, so everyone get ready to purge the lowly xenos

Anyways... you have recruited me from my Angry Marines. Direct me as you will! CHAAAAAAARGE! Whom shall we kill today, master?


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That last line might make me be the Unholy Death Bringer (aka CHaz).

Heck, I'll join in!

Battle Brother (or sister, who knows) Dave. Officially calling shotgun on a flamer.

I have a plasma gun... shiny.

Haha. Shotgun on a flamer... sounds like a great idea (or the Dragon rounds in Black Ops...). Hope you join Hellfire squad! We can be the mongels of the other chapters come under one flag...

Just Dave wrote:Heck, I'll join in!

Battle Brother (or sister, who knows) Dave. Officially calling shotgun on a flamer.

Unfortunately there is no flamer, but there is a plasma cannon position and a melta gun one too

You too, Purplefood.


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D'oh! Ninja!


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You mind listing everyone and there positions? And is there a chance for promotion down the Road?

Oh, and dibs on a PF. Fits Tyr nicely.

Any veteran spots available?

Hmmm... Calling shotgun on the meltagun then, so long as I can burn things I'm happy.

Let me hear the enemies cries as I ride into their midst.

Brother Badassius ready to steer the attack bike.

I did, and yes there is a chance for promotions, and also both Sergeants conviently have PF


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samius wrote:Any veteran spots available?

Yes there is

Awesome. Hope I make it to Cap'n!

So... anyone catch my sluggy freelance reference? No? Hmm... Sarge Torg and a Power Sword could be cool...

Wait... If purplefood has a Plasmagun, does that mean he can kill himself? Surely that'd warrant a demotion?

avondale wrote:

Commisar Von Humps wrote:Brother, may i enquirer when we will be entering battle with filthy xenos and or heretics?

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Don't worry brother we'll be engaging the Tau Empire quite soon, so everyone get ready to purge the lowly xenos

Mmm...the smell of cooked fish....

May i ask what my Predator will be loaded out with, and who would want to be my sponson gunners?

avondale wrote:

iproxtaco wrote:B*tch. Sergeant in either Vanguard Squads are my second choice.

I only have one Vanguard Squad and the Sergeant position is already tooken would you like to be the Sergeant for the other Tactical Squad instead?


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Positions now available are:

Attack Bike Driver and Gunner

3 positions in the Vanguard Veteran Squad "Spoooooooon!" (Sergeant not inlcuded)

7 positions in Squad "Death to Xenos" (not including Sergeant or heavy weapons)

10 positions in Squad Hellfire


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dullblade35 wrote:Brother Simythius, here to serve and obey. Direct me to the enemy and give me a big gun, I will destroy them.

Welcome aboard brother Simyythius, I'll take it into consideration for your vouch with a heavy weapon, probably the missile launcher

If its still available then I'm your man, if not then put me in as a good ol' regular Tactical Marine. Brother Dranus at The Emperor's service, till Death or Glory!

Ah what the hell, I'll join.

What's left? >_>

Amanax wrote:Ah what the hell, I'll join.

What's left? >_>

A bunch of tactical suqad postions, attack bike gunner, predator sponson gunners, Vanguardsmen


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Just Dave wrote:Wait... If purplefood has a Plasmagun, does that mean he can kill himself? Surely that'd warrant a demotion?

No it would not as he did for the chapter and wwould be look upon kindly for taking the risk


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Commisar Von Humps wrote:

avondale wrote:

Commisar Von Humps wrote:Brother, may i enquirer when we will be entering battle with filthy xenos and or heretics?

!
Don't worry brother we'll be engaging the Tau Empire quite soon, so everyone get ready to purge the lowly xenos

Mmm...the smell of cooked fish....

May i ask what my Predator will be loaded out with, and who would want to be my sponson gunners?

Your predator is loaded with:
Twin-linked lascannons
lascannon sponsons
Storm Bolter
and a Hunter killer missile
also so far I don't know who your sponson gunners are yet


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Taking the advice of others, here is the current roster of the Hellsing Crusaders
Your man or women (I don't know )
will have a number by their name to make it easier to find them and what squad they are a part of.
The current roster is:

(01)Brother Captain Sam of the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company

Predator "Hells Bane"

(02)Brother Sergeant Humps
Sponson Gunner 1 - unknown
Sponson Gunner 2 - unknown

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"

(03)Brother Sergeant Alguan, (04) Brother Simythius w/ missile launcher, (05)Brother Forden w/ plasma gun

Tactical Squad Hellfire

(06)Brother Sergeant Tyr,(09)Brother/Sister Dave w/ melta gun,(12)Brother Frenzy w/ plasma cannon (10)Brother Dranus

Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"

(07)Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa, (08)Veteran Brother Ray, (11)Veteran Brother Redeemer

Attack Bike
Driver: Brother Badassius
Gunner: unknown

I'll gun a Sponson!

Brother Amanax reporting for combat. You line em up, I'll knock em down

Amanax wrote:I'll gun a Sponson!

Brother Amanax reporting for combat. You line em up, I'll knock em down

Good to have you on board brother!

avondale wrote:

Just Dave wrote:Wait... If purplefood has a Plasmagun, does that mean he can kill himself? Surely that'd warrant a demotion?

No it would not as he did for the chapter and wwould be look upon kindly for taking the risk

Dang. Well I'll be sure to laugh at least...


Maybe Amanax should man both sponsons as you don't want the Predator getting too crowded (read: might have too few people volunteer)?

Eh, why not.

Veteran Brother Redeemer, reporting for duty with Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!".

I could totally sing that... I mean, how fast can those batteries recharge anyways? >_> <_<

It should work out. I do love techmarines, we could just fluff it that way (up to the creator though <_<

Oh yeah, of course it's up to Avondale, brother Dave's just making suggestions!
Heck, it could potentially double your kill-count too!


Also, I humbly reserve the right to fail all morale tests. I also reserve the right to stick my head out of the rhino's windows. We do have a rhino... right? You can't be expecting my genetically enhanced self to walk surely?

Just Dave wrote:Oh yeah, of course it's up to Avondale, brother Dave's just making suggestions!
Heck, it could potentially double your kill-count too!


Also, I humbly reserve the right to fail all morale tests. I also reserve the right to stick my head out of the rhino's windows. We do have a rhino... right? You can't be expecting my genetically enhanced self to walk surely?

Well..... I don't have a rhino yet... but I'm planning on getting transportation for you guys so you won't have to walk to far... I think....and heck yeah Brother Amanax can man both sponsons if he feels up to the challenge

I'm totally down. Bring on the lazorz

Also Squad Hellfire still needs a marine manning the plasma cannon and the attack bike needs a gunner as well unless Brother Badassius wants to try to fire the multi-melta and drive at the same time if he feels like it

Brother Frenzy reporting to man the Plasma Cannon of Hellfire.

Brother Kiccassius, reporting! Here to man the attack bike's multi-melta!

dullblade35 wrote:Brother Simythius, here to serve and obey. Direct me to the enemy and give me a big gun, I will destroy them.

Welcome aboard brother Simyythius, I'll take it into consideration for your vouch with a heavy weapon, probably the missile launcher

If only you had a Techmarine, I'd be Techmarine Arcturus.

As it stands, I can be Predator Commander Atrophos.

"As my spirit guides my faith, so too does my mind guide this tank."

Vanguard veteran Aquilius with relic blade and plasma pistol reporting for duty!!

Is there any pics of the models we are representing?

avondale wrote:

Just Dave wrote:Oh yeah, of course it's up to Avondale, brother Dave's just making suggestions!
Heck, it could potentially double your kill-count too!


Also, I humbly reserve the right to fail all morale tests. I also reserve the right to stick my head out of the rhino's windows. We do have a rhino... right? You can't be expecting my genetically enhanced self to walk surely?

Well..... I don't have a rhino yet... but I'm planning on getting transportation for you guys so you won't have to walk to far... I think....and heck yeah Brother Amanax can man both sponsons if he feels up to the challenge

Ah! Thanks [Chapter Master] avondale! You know, there's guys firing guns at us out there...

Get back in the bus!!!


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oh, wait... False Alarm...

You should build a whirlwind to fire use out of its cannons like the holy missiles of destruction that we are! That or a vindicator...

Unit1126PLL wrote:If only you had a Techmarine, I'd be Techmarine Arcturus.

As it stands, I can be Predator Commander Atrophos.

"As my spirit guides my faith, so too does my mind guide this tank."

As it is I already have a predator commander


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dullblade35 wrote:Is there any pics of the models we are representing?

there's no pics yet as I want paint them first before doing that.


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Positions now available are 1 in Veteran Squad "Spooooooon!" , 6 in Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos", and 6 in Tactical Squad Hellfire

Tactical Marine Kaspar reporting in for the "Death to Xenos" squad.

Brother Naimad ready to join Hellfire squad, and with my heart singing the praises of the emperor, upon my chainsword they shall fall before me, smoking holes in pestulant bodies, glory shall be ours!....

nerdfest09 wrote:Brother Naimad ready to join Hellfire squad, and with my heart singing the praises of the emperor, upon my chainsword they shall fall before me, smoking holes in pestulant bodies, glory shall be ours!....

So... uhh... wanna take a bullet for me so I can smoke that tank?

That does not appear to be sound tactical advice for me to be advantageous upon the field of battle!....so....No :-)

Dang.
I'm telling Sergeant Tyr!!

Just try it brother and i'll put a dent in your helmet grill so big a lictor could dlimb right in!


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Climb dammit....

If theres any vanquard spots left I would like to be one prefrably with something killy but other wise, Brother Cornelius of squad death to xenosxenos reporting for duty Sir

Brother Boyofdestiny Reporting for duty in squad hellfire.

steeds of war wrote:If theres any vanquard spots left I would like to be one prefrably with something killy but other wise, Brother Cornelius of squad death to xenosxenos reporting for duty Sir

There is a position still left so 'ill put you in it


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Also men(or women) I have good news and bad news which do you want to hear first?

It's looking pretty strong avon'!


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Whoops, spoke to soon.

Well I'll tell all you biologically engineered humans the bad news first.

OK...

And that is?

While enroute to the staging ground where we would face the main tau force, we were intercepted by a couple scouting parties with a competent leader at their head

So... what is it? O_o

Let me guess. Either -
A) We got creamed
B) We've been replaced
or C) The family pet ate us while you slept >_>

(I was close)

£5 on family pet.

Noooooo, don't say we got ambushed....

I'll take that bet.

Bad News: we lost?

Good News: Purple' failed his gets hot! save?

Tell us all ready man!

Watch it Dave or i might fail me friendly fire test...

The good news is that we anhiliated the two scouting parties.
The marines in the predator "Hells Bane" are awarded with the evaporation of the Tau leader while also destroying the only heavy support they had, the Hammer head.

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos" are awarded with killing 15 firewarriors.

Tactical Squad "Hellfire" are awarded with killing 10 stealth suits and 5 firewarriors.

The marines on the attack bike are awarded with killing a pirahna and a drone squad.

The Veteran squad Spooooooon! unfortunately arrived after all the fighting happened so they neither killed any xenos nor were killed by them.

While Brother Captain Sam is awarded for distracting the enemy with his sword and making them nervous.

Ha! Success! What was the bad news?

Have you got on many details, such as individual performances or anything? Like Purple' failing his gets hot! save?

... What?!

How many did I make go boom in a blast of shrapnel and tau heads and many more sharp pointy flying thingys?

Clearly my expertise with the plasma gun has made me an invaluable addition to squad 'Death to Xenos'

Woo! We blew up a hammerhead!

take THAT disruption pods!

haha *cough cough* mumbles...plasma is a show off gun...... its like ooohh look at me i glow and put on a gorgeous light show before i roast you... nowt like a good old rocket to rely on

Sorry mr "Clearly not compensating for anything by carrying a large tubular shaped rocket launcher"

purplefood wrote:Sorry mr "Clearly not compensating for anything by carrying a large tubular shaped rocket launcher"

OK, that I laughed at.

Just remember though, whilst you two were faffing around, I (and my squad) took out 10 frickin' stealth suits AND five fire warriors. That's a LOT more points than you guys or possibly even the predator took out. Sissies. I reckon I did it one-handed too. With my gun held sideways...

hahahaha its them tread heads that that applys to, the humble rocket launcher is hardly a replacement for such a magnificent beast

Any spaces left?

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:Sorry mr "Clearly not compensating for anything by carrying a large tubular shaped rocket launcher"

OK, that I laughed at.

Just remember though, whilst you two were faffing around, I (and my squad) took out 10 frickin' stealth suits AND five fire warriors. That's a LOT more points than you guys or possibly even the predator took out. Sissies. I reckon I did it one-handed too. With my gun held sideways...

Excuse me but i believe me and my squad managed to kill 15 frontline warriors whereas you managed to only kill 5 and 10 of their obviously second rate scouts.

purplefood wrote:

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:Sorry mr "Clearly not compensating for anything by carrying a large tubular shaped rocket launcher"

OK, that I laughed at.

Just remember though, whilst you two were faffing around, I (and my squad) took out 10 frickin' stealth suits AND five fire warriors. That's a LOT more points than you guys or possibly even the predator took out. Sissies. I reckon I did it one-handed too. With my gun held sideways...

Excuse me but i believe me and my squad managed to kill 15 frontline warriors whereas you managed to only kill 5 and 10 of their obviously second rate scouts.

They had Stealth Suits and I left my glasses in the Thunderhawk!

That's why they give out scopes...

The bad news was that we were intercepted...... thats all... Purple actually passed all the gets hot! saves and made and killed a couple guys while also ended up failing his friendly fire save and "accidently" shot Brother Dave in the foot(okay that last it about the foot was just a joke but lolz anyway).
Tank Commander Humps took one look at the Tau commander and just said "No!" so he killed him on the spot, while his trusty sponson gunner Brother Amanax realised he could shoot the Hammer around the corner, so he took a pot shot at which penetrated the frontal armour and wrecked it.

For Squad Hellfire, Brother Frenzy killed 5 stealthsuits with his plasma cannon without harming himslef (for missing for the matter as well), Brother Dranus killed a stealthsuit and a couple firewarriors, Sister Dave melted 2 stealth suits and a firewarrior, Brother Naimad killed a stealthsuit and a fire warrior while Brother Boyofdestiny also killed a stealthsuit and a fire warrior.

For Squad "Death to Xenos", Brother Simythius killed 5 firewarriors with his trusty missile launcher, Brother Forden killed a 5 of firewarrios with his plasma gun, of which the 5 firewarriors left were by Brother Sergeant Alguan and Brother kaspar.

Brothers Badassius and Kiccassius on the attack bike destroyed a pirahna and the drone squad that was tailling it.

Sadly for Captain Sam all he got to do was wave his power sword at the enemy as they made sure they stayed away from him.


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Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Any spaces left?

yes both tactical squads need more marines who are willing to join the fight

Sweet, so it was me who killed the hammerhead... YOU'RE WELCOME infantry people who should free pieplate railgun shots <_<

5 Firearriors...
I should start keeping score...

*shakes forden's hand*

May next time I kill more but we're even up till now Keep not killing yourself cos I'm sure the enemy would find it more satisfying to do it themselves and longer your around the longer I have a meat shield

*Day dreams of a bacon shield roasting on a hot plasma discharge* Emperor, I'm hungry. what are rations like? actually we don't need to eat.....damn!....

Edit..

And dave don't go gansta on us with the side ways shooting backwards somersault assault stuff doesn't suit the imperium of man...... unless....... DA are bringing the hoodies look real oldschool

Just wait until the Mechanicus figure out how to put plasma guns onto terminator armour. As soon as they do i'm gunning for the 1st company.

Well ladies don't get too hop up on victory we're on route to intercept the main tau battle force that may not take it kindly that we killed their scout parties. apperently there are reports of a Imperial Guard Regiment that went rogue so we may be asked to help with that incursion while we are on campaign against the Tau


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Oh yeah that reminds me, 1st company Captain is open but that position will be filled by a marine of my choice probably one that does well in future battles

hahaha That sir would be epic, but the gets hot would still fry your armour

purplefood wrote:5 Firearriors...
I should start keeping score...

I know I started
*points to sig*

Any special/heavy weapons available? or how about the storm bolter on the pred? Either way Brother Phobus is ready to serve.

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Any special/heavy weapons available? or how about the storm bolter on the pred? Either way Brother Phobus is ready to serve.

Well I guess I can put you on the pred's storm bolter, so welcome aboard brother(or sister I don't know)

Huzzah, I now fill the most important role possible.

Anyways now that I've joined thats me for the night.

avondale wrote:The good news is that we anhiliated the two scouting parties.
The marines in the predator "Hells Bane" are awarded with the evaporation of the Tau leader while also destroying the only heavy support they had, the Hammer head.

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos" are awarded with killing 15 firewarriors.

Tactical Squad "Hellfire" are awarded with killing 10 stealth suits and 5 firewarriors.

The marines on the attack bike are awarded with killing a pirahna and a drone squad.

The Veteran squad Spooooooon! unfortunately arrived after all the fighting happened so they neither killed any xenos nor were killed by them.

While Brother Captain Sam is awarded for distracting the enemy with his sword and making them nervous.

Hell yeah!

Men(or women)
I have recieve confirmation about the rogue Imperial Guard Regiment...Tonight we dine in hell...(just joking)....(I think),well anyways it appears we have been called upon to aid the Imperium once again so we must go off our course from the Tau and destroy the heretics....again....(I think)...anywaaaaays, marines gear up and get yer arses ready fer combat (again).

avondale wrote:Men(or women)
I have recieve confirmation about the rogue Imperial Guard Regiment...Tonight we dine in hell...(just joking)....(I think),well anyways it appears we have been called upon to aid the Imperium once again so we must go off our course from the Tau and destroy the heretics....again....(I think)...anywaaaaays, marines gear up and get yer arses ready fer combat (again).

This time I better do more then just wave my sword in the air and scream curses at the opponent.

coolyo294 wrote:

avondale wrote:Men(or women)
I have recieve confirmation about the rogue Imperial Guard Regiment...Tonight we dine in hell...(just joking)....(I think),well anyways it appears we have been called upon to aid the Imperium once again so we must go off our course from the Tau and destroy the heretics....again....(I think)...anywaaaaays, marines gear up and get yer arses ready fer combat (again).

This time I better do more then just wave my sword in the air and scream curses at the opponent.

Don't worry Captain, I'l make sure yer in the thick of things and hey sreaming curses at the enemy is helpful.....it provides motivation for the troops right guys (or girls) ?

Totally. And it demoralizes the other army knowing we have such insane blood thirsty marines on our field. Especially helpful against guard moral (Or lack there of)

I want to blow up a russ <_<


I hope he has a russ >_>

I hope we don't get blown up BY a russ O_O

Yup I'm hoping fer that too, tho there is a problem seeing as you guys in the predator don't got a driver hmmmm. Oh wellz, recon came in seems there will be a russ, but there are reports of a bunch of sentinals and heavy weapons teams, plus a bunch of Ogryn to boot along with it as well, apperently the command squad likes to hide behind the cannon fodder and fire a bloody mortar at things....well boys(or girls) good luck, don't get shot, don't get shot in the face also, don't get mah predator blown up and don't go blowing yerself up and others as well.

avondale wrote:
The marines on the attack bike are awarded with killing a pirahna and a drone squad.

Point one for Brother Badassius

Nice kill count in stealth suits

I thought brother humps was the predator pilot!?

Whens the action been calculated to take place? when are we engaging?

Also...... let me boom some more things let me turn that russ to shards of metal that will blow up and kill his guard and the a lil bit will fly off and get their sarge in the eye and then hes out of action ....... sorry i got dreaming of mass carnage again id so see someone about it if it wasn't so fun to watch

Death company alonzo, reporting in


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NONE SHALL STAY MY WRATH!

I want to chop up the big mutants however i'll stlle for the CCS, death to the heretics

I specialise in combating tyranids and their blasphemy

interesting! Is there any place free ?

Needs moar death company

I managed to kill something! Excellent.

Bring.....it.....ON! brother Naimad here, I have been receiving brotherly ribbing from my squad about only killing one stealth suit and one fire warrior, while I believe as a squad we are destined for greatness in our campaigns against the enemies of the imperium, I really need to kill some more to man up a bit! if it doesn't happen soon i'm afraid our chapters artificiers will not heed my requests and paint my armour back to our chapter's normal scheme instead of the lovely shade of pink and violet inscribed with 'I don't kill much 'cos I don't want to break a nail'

My armor is black, with red X's, so I look kinda emo, my armor, guys, sorry

Vanguard veteran Delerius reporting for duty.

Brother Davinius sir ready willing and able to purge maim and burn some xenos scum for the glory of the golden throne and terra!, what will be my assingment my lord?

OK, my attempts to list the kill-counts on Avondale's (our beloved Chapter Master) behalf:

Brother Captain Sam

1 Morale Victory. ~0pts

Attack Bike: Brothers Badassius and Brother Kiccassius

1 Piranha, 1 Drone Squad. ~60pts?

Predator Annihilator: Brother Sergeant (Tank Commander) Humps, Brother Amanax

1 Tau Commander (Brother Sergeant Humps), 1 Hammerhead (Brother Amanax). ~220pts??

Tactical Squad 'Death to Xenos': Brother Sergeant Alguan, Brother Kaspar, Brother Forden (Plasma Gun), Brother Simythius (Missile Launcher).

15 Firewarriors. 150pts

(Brother Sergeant Alguan & Brother Kaspar - 5 Firewarriors. ~50pts)
(Brother Forden - 5 Fire Warriors & Brother/sister Dave's left foot. ~55pts)
(Brother Simythius - 5 Fire Warriors. ~50pts)

Tactical Squad 'Hellfire': Brother Sergeant Tyr, Brother Dranus, Brother Naimad Brother Boyofdestiny, Brother/sister Dave (Meltagun), Brother Frenzy (Plasma Cannon).

5 Firewarriors. 50pts
10 Stealthsuits. ~300pts?

(Brother Sergeant Tyr - M.I.A?)
(Brother Dranus - 2 Fire Warriors & 1 Stealthsuit. ~ 50pts)
(Brother Naimad - 1 Fire Warrior & 1 Stealthsuit. ~40pts)
(Brother Boy of Destiny - 1 Fire Warrior & 1 Stealthsuit. ~40pts)
(Brother/Sister Dave - 1 Fire Warrior & 2 Stealthsuit. ~70pts)
(Brother Frenzy - 5 Stealthsuits. ~ 150pts)


Veteran Vanguard Squad 'Spooooooooooon!': Members unconfirmed.

M.I.A.
(reported as lost on way to battle. Killed time & no firewarriors.)

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Pretty good battle report there, well done lads. Need the points are estimated from my memory of Tau Codex/intel of Firewarriors = 10pts, Stealthsuit = 30pts, Hammerhead (Railgun) = 140pts, Pirahna = 50pts & Commander estimated at around 80pts.
I have little-to-no knowledge of Imperial Guard costing, so someone else will have to work out the points for that. Assuming we kill anything.

Avondale sir, I nominate Brother Frenzy for the Marksman award for the battle. With an honourable mention to Brother Amanax.
Lots of new recruits for you too sir. One saying something about the Death Company? Suggest he gets boot-cleaning duty?


N.B: Why am I still going along with this brother/sister thing?!

N.B. 2: Brother Forden -

We need an apothecary to check Brother Dave's left foot.

You're not kidding! I want a bionic-peg-leg. Stat.

Oooh. I like the sound of that. A bionic-peg-leg. Now I wish I was an apothecary. I could make you one.

Just you wait Dave i'll hit more than your foot next time.

It seems we need an apothecary... fast. I could work as one outside of battle for the moment. Now then. We need morphine... a lot of it.

thenoobbomb wrote:Vanguard veteran Delerius reporting for duty.

There is no veteran positions available so I'm puttin you into a tac squad


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KOS wrote:interesting! Is there any place free ?

Both tactical squads need a few more marines and the predator needs a driver`

wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

dullblade35 wrote:wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

And I'll need to fix him up. Let's see now... what do I have... morphine, a chainsword, a wrench, a knife, some bandages, a flashlight, some random medicine, some planks, a needle and some thread... anything else that a substitute apothecary needs?

Sgt Bartley for TS hellfire Sir. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS THEM WHO PROTECT HIM!

Kaskrin123 wrote:Sgt Bartley for TS hellfire Sir. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS THEM WHO PROTECT HIM!

Squad hellfire doesn't need a sergeant but I'm puttin you in the squad as a normal battle brother(or sister I don't know)

Oh by the way if youre using the metal vanguard can i have a power sword or if not something killy i dont want to fry my hand mid way through the game

vet sarge HAZZER reporting for duty...lol.
I would sugest making more slots avialball or(beep breth)
predtor sarge HAZZER reporting for duty or
predtor driver HAZZER reporting for duty or
brther captin HAZZER reporting for duty or
tactical sarge HAZZER "Death to Xeno's" reporting for duty.

one final note pease could you put what opitions are currently avibail.Could you make up a comand squad?If so can I be the chapter chamion?(pretty please).

HAZZER wrote:vet sarge HAZZER reporting for duty...lol.
I would sugest making more slots avialball or(beep breth)
predtor sarge HAZZER reporting for duty or
predtor driver HAZZER reporting for duty or
brther captin HAZZER reporting for duty or
tactical sarge HAZZER "Death to Xeno's" reporting for duty.

one final note pease could you put what opitions are currently avibail.Could you make up a comand squad?If so can I be the chapter chamion?(pretty please).

well right now I'm puttin you as predator driver so there


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steeds of war wrote:Oh by the way if youre using the metal vanguard can i have a power sword or if not something killy i dont want to fry my hand mid way through the game

all the vanguard marines have a power sword

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

And I'll need to fix him up. Let's see now... what do I have... morphine, a chainsword, a wrench, a knife, some bandages, a flashlight, some random medicine, some planks, a needle and some thread... anything else that a substitute apothecary needs?

I'm sure I can give you a rocket, would be more fun if it gets shot again either he's a walking frag explosion or a 1 jump assault trooper. Would be fun to watch either way Actually rockets for everyone

This is the current roster of the Hellsing Crusaders (I also changed the numbers around to make it easier for me to remember):

(01)1st Company Captain-unknown

(02)Brother Captain Sam of the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company

Predator "Hells Bane"

(03)Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander
(04)Brother Amanax - Sponson Gunner
(05)Brother Phobus - StormBolter Gunner
(06)Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
(07)Brother Sergeant Alguan
(08)Brother Simythius w/ missile launcher
(09)Brother Forden w/ plasma gun
(10)Brother Kaspar
(11)Brother Alonzo
(12)Brother Delerius
(13)unknown
(14)unknown
(15)unknown
(16)unknown

Tactical Squad Hellfire
(17)Brother Sergeant Tyr
(18)Brother/Sister Dave w/ melta gun
(19)Brother Frenzy w/ plasma cannon
(20)Brother Dranus
(21)Brother Naimad
(22)Brother Boyofdestiny
(23)Brother Davinius
(24)Brother Bartley
(25)unknown
(26)unknown


Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
(27)Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa
(28)Veteran Brother Ray
(29)Veteran Brother Redeemer
(30)Veteran Brother Aquilius
(31)Veteran Brother Cornelius


Attack Bike
(32)Brother Badassius - Attack Bike Driver
(33)Brother Kiccassius - Attack Bike Gunner

dullblade35 wrote:

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

And I'll need to fix him up. Let's see now... what do I have... morphine, a chainsword, a wrench, a knife, some bandages, a flashlight, some random medicine, some planks, a needle and some thread... anything else that a substitute apothecary needs?

I'm sure I can give you a rocket, would be more fun if it gets shot again either he's a walking frag explosion or a 1 jump assault trooper. Would be fun to watch either way Actually rockets for everyone

How about a bionic leg with a built-in grenade launcher? If there will ever be a command squad... brother Kaspar hopes to become an apothecary and develop new bionics for the troops.

HAZZER wrote:vet sarge HAZZER reporting for duty...lol.
I would sugest making more slots avialball or(beep breth)
predtor sarge HAZZER reporting for duty or
predtor driver HAZZER reporting for duty or
brther captin HAZZER reporting for duty or
tactical sarge HAZZER "Death to Xeno's" reporting for duty.

one final note pease could you put what opitions are currently avibail.Could you make up a comand squad?If so can I be the chapter chamion?(pretty please).

Avondale sir, I request that _____ Hazzer not be in charge of collecting intel, I'm not sure I could understand the spelling sir.

avondale wrote:This is the current roster of the Hellsing Crusaders (I also changed the numbers around to make it easier for me to remember):

(01)1st Company Captain-unknown

(02)Brother Captain Sam of the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company

Predator "Hells Bane"

(03)Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander
(04)Brother Amanax - Sponson Gunner
(05)Brother Phobus - StormBolter Gunner
(06)Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
(07)Brother Sergeant Alguan
(08)Brother Simythius w/ missile launcher
(09)Brother Forden w/ plasma gun
(10)Brother Kaspar
(11)Brother Alonzo
(12)Brother Delerius
(13)unknown
(14)unknown
(15)unknown
(16)unknown

Tactical Squad Hellfire
(17)Brother Sergeant Tyr
(18)Brother/Sister Dave w/ melta gun
(19)Brother Frenzy w/ plasma cannon
(20)Brother Dranus
(21)Brother Naimad
(22)Brother Boyofdestiny
(23)Brother Davinius
(24)Brother Bartley
(25)unknown
(26)unknown


Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
(27)Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa
(28)Veteran Brother Ray
(29)Veteran Brother Redeemer
(30)Veteran Brother Aquilius
(31)Veteran Brother Cornelius


Attack Bike
(32)Brother Badassius - Attack Bike Driver
(33)Brother Kiccassius - Attack Bike Gunner

Looking really good Avondale, I think you should be 1st company captain/Chapter Master though.

Do you know when we're 'fighting' these renegade Guardsmen boss?

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

And I'll need to fix him up. Let's see now... what do I have... morphine, a chainsword, a wrench, a knife, some bandages, a flashlight, some random medicine, some planks, a needle and some thread... anything else that a substitute apothecary needs?

Ummm... Just the morphine thanks.

Dullblade; curse you grasp of mathematics! It's a one time thing, I'm not sure I'm willing to give away points or limbs willy-nilly!

Just Dave wrote:
Ummm... Just the morphine thanks.

Oh don't be so shy. I have great plans on how to fix your leg.

gaovinni wrote:

Just Dave wrote:
Ummm... Just the morphine thanks.

Oh don't be so shy. I have great plans on how to fix your leg.

Just the morphine. *stern face*

Just Dave wrote:

gaovinni wrote:

Just Dave wrote:
Ummm... Just the morphine thanks.

Oh don't be so shy. I have great plans on how to fix your leg.

Just the morphine. *stern face*

You know you want a new shiny leg.

Shiney?! OK, Morphine and shiny leg!

Anyways, we're supposed to be setting an example here Brother Kaspar... *ahem*

Naturally Brother Dave. Aren't we doing that all along?

Hey, it's brother/sister Dave thank you very much!*

But yes, Brother Kaspar, we are. I'll look like a right veteran with my bionic leg too. If anyone asks, I lost it as I kick a Carnifex in the jaw, it had nothing to do with friendly fire...
I agree that you should be the Company apothecary if there is a command squad.

Chapter Master Avondale, maybe whichever Vanguard Veteran gets the most kills should be Company Champion if there's ever a Command Squad? That could be their promotion? Or whomever gets most CC kills/points, just throwing my thoughts out boss.

I'm happy to keep a tally on kill points too over the coming battles if you wish?



*Seriously, why am I letting that brother/sister thing stick??!!

avondale wrote:This is the current roster of the Hellsing Crusaders (I also changed the numbers around to make it easier for me to remember):

(01)1st Company Captain-unknown

(02)Brother Captain Sam of the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company

Predator "Hells Bane"

(03)Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander
(04)Brother Amanax - Sponson Gunner
(05)Brother Phobus - StormBolter Gunner
(06)Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"


(07)Brother Sergeant Alguan
(08)Brother Simythius w/ missile launcher
(09)Brother Forden w/ plasma gun
(10)Brother Kaspar
(11)Brother Alonzo
(12)Brother Delerius
(13)unknown
(14)unknown
(15)unknown
(16)unknown

Tactical Squad Hellfire
(17)Brother Sergeant Tyr
(18)Brother/Sister Dave w/ melta gun
(19)Brother Frenzy w/ plasma cannon
(20)Brother Dranus
(21)Brother Naimad
(22)Brother Boyofdestiny
(23)Brother Davinius
(24)Brother Bartley
(25)unknown
(26)unknown


Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
(27)Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa
(28)Veteran Brother Ray
(29)Veteran Brother Redeemer
(30)Veteran Brother Aquilius
(31)Veteran Brother Cornelius


Attack Bike
(32)Brother Badassius - Attack Bike Driver
(33)Brother Kiccassius - Attack Bike Gunner

Thanks,you should either be 1 comapny coamder or chapter master?eh,eh Or if your not up for 1st company comander Ill do it!lol!!!

Brother Hazzer. Try to stay calm. There will be glory for all in the future. And if you ever lose a limb I'll be fixing you.

This thread is full of so much win.

Abandon all hope ye who stand before hellfire. Lest our fury purge your taint.

HELLFIRE!!!!!

Sir please give me a melta to smite the emperors enemys!

Just Dave wrote:

HAZZER wrote:vet sarge HAZZER reporting for duty...lol.
I would sugest making more slots avialball or(beep breth)
predtor sarge HAZZER reporting for duty or
predtor driver HAZZER reporting for duty or
brther captin HAZZER reporting for duty or
tactical sarge HAZZER "Death to Xeno's" reporting for duty.

one final note pease could you put what opitions are currently avibail.Could you make up a comand squad?If so can I be the chapter chamion?(pretty please).

Avondale sir, I request that _____ Hazzer not be in charge of collecting intel, I'm not sure I could understand the spelling sir.

avondale wrote:This is the current roster of the Hellsing Crusaders (I also changed the numbers around to make it easier for me to remember):

(01)1st Company Captain-unknown

(02)Brother Captain Sam of the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company

Predator "Hells Bane"

(03)Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander
(04)Brother Amanax - Sponson Gunner
(05)Brother Phobus - StormBolter Gunner
(06)Brother Hazzer - Predator Driver

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
(07)Brother Sergeant Alguan
(08)Brother Simythius w/ missile launcher
(09)Brother Forden w/ plasma gun
(10)Brother Kaspar
(11)Brother Alonzo
(12)Brother Delerius
(13)unknown
(14)unknown
(15)unknown
(16)unknown

Tactical Squad Hellfire
(17)Brother Sergeant Tyr
(18)Brother/Sister Dave w/ melta gun
(19)Brother Frenzy w/ plasma cannon
(20)Brother Dranus
(21)Brother Naimad
(22)Brother Boyofdestiny
(23)Brother Davinius
(24)Brother Bartley
(25)unknown
(26)unknown


Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
(27)Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa
(28)Veteran Brother Ray
(29)Veteran Brother Redeemer
(30)Veteran Brother Aquilius
(31)Veteran Brother Cornelius


Attack Bike
(32)Brother Badassius - Attack Bike Driver
(33)Brother Kiccassius - Attack Bike Gunner

Looking really good Avondale, I think you should be 1st company captain/Chapter Master though.

I'm already Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing, 1st company captain is a separate position that is available for some that I pick(which is someone that I'M gonna pick that I think deserves the position)

and also we are engaging the heretic Guardsmen in via 5 hours

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:wooh wooh, you saying we get points for shooting bits of you dave? cos if thats true ur playing a risky game. Also if a foot=5 points, whats an obliteration? thts what Krak shots do to a guy when its point blank. i tested it..... *looks around for things to target practice, shaped like dave's head*

And I'll need to fix him up. Let's see now... what do I have... morphine, a chainsword, a wrench, a knife, some bandages, a flashlight, some random medicine, some planks, a needle and some thread... anything else that a substitute apothecary needs?

I'm sure I can give you a rocket, would be more fun if it gets shot again either he's a walking frag explosion or a 1 jump assault trooper. Would be fun to watch either way Actually rockets for everyone

How about a bionic leg with a built-in grenade launcher? If there will ever be a command squad... brother Kaspar hopes to become an apothecary and develop new bionics for the troops.

I LIKE!!!! and i give him my support to become the apothecary and hopefully i'll be made into a space marine rocket at the end of battle *dreams of flying through the air shooting rockets at everything that moves*

Dullblade; curse you grasp of mathematics! It's a one time thing, I'm not sure I'm willing to give away points or limbs willy-nilly!

Are you sure you don't want a nice new shiny body and legs and hands..... you'd love them.

Just Dave wrote:Shiney?! OK, Morphine and shiny leg!

Anyways, we're supposed to be setting an example here Brother Kaspar... *ahem*

And examples are being set.... maybe not the best ones but there still are some being set

So T-minus five hours before we engage IG renegades? Sounds good. May the Emperor guide our shots!

dullblade35 wrote:
I LIKE!!!! and i give him my support to become the apothecary and hopefully i'll be made into a space marine rocket at the end of battle *dreams of flying through the air shooting rockets at everything that moves*

Thank you for your trust in my skills.

gaovinni wrote:

dullblade35 wrote:
I LIKE!!!! and i give him my support to become the apothecary and hopefully i'll be made into a space marine rocket at the end of battle *dreams of flying through the air shooting rockets at everything that moves*

Thank you for your trust in my skills.

Someone has to

Sir I'd just like to say that i look forward to personally destroying the traitor guard with my trusty bolter, now I must retire to my chambers to perform the arming rituals and pray the emperor guide my rounds to their target....especially brother daves shiny new foot.

I am thankful and I am so respected and admired by my brothers. *grumble*

Brothers, as Space Marines, we know no fear, shoulder to shoulder, pauldron to pauldron, we know no fear. Bolter to bolter, chainsword to point-stick, we know no fear. The sum of the parts is greater than the individual and my brothers, tonight, together, we go into battle and root out the heretic filth. By divine right and blessed bolt shells we shall eradicate these traitor filth. My brothers, tonig---- ... Hey! Stop eyeing up my leg! Aim at the enemy, not my foot! I've given the points away! The other foot was worth 5pts because it was my lucky foot, it's in the past! Hey! Leave it...

... Brother Kaspar, get the morphine ready, it's gonna be a long night.

It seems my leave of absense (cough wifi down cough) has left my squad in tatters. Dave, WHAT THE FETH HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG? It's all shiny!

Hmm... we shall paint it in the style of my father company- The Angry Marines! Dave, your leg shall now be anointed 'Your Face Here.'

Oh, and speaking of guns held sideways, I'm trying that out with the devastator sgt. arm and a meltagun... but on a SW model.


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Oh and purplefood- I want to keep my remaining hand (look up Tyr in norse mythology). DO be careful with the plasmagun!

I find it most disturbing that Brother Dave is more respected than the captain of his company.

Brothers, attend to your armor and your bolters. Sooth their machine spirits and prepare for war. Tonight, we will spill the blood of Man, but remember my brothers, they are no longer men. They are renegades. They have turned from the light of the Emperor! They, are nothing more than filth. Tonight, we will wipe their filth from this world, we will break them, and make them feel the wrath of the Emperor. We will stand tall, as a symbol of hope to all those who shall see us fight. We will be the angels who deliver His wrath. We are the fist that destroys his enemies. We, are space marines of the Hellsing Crusade. Brothers! Look towards our commander, feel the bolter in your hands, let the Emperor guide your shots, and slay the heratics!

No Pity. No Remorse. No Fear.


(Sorry, had to >_> )

Well, I know Dave better (at least over the internets... nevah met him in person) and he has a higher kill count... so yeah.

Oh, and if a psyker or chaplain position ever opens up, count me in!

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Well, I know Dave better (at least over the internets... nevah met him in person) and he has a higher kill count... so yeah.

Oh, and if a psyker or chaplain position ever opens up, count me in!

But... I'm a captain...


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Amanax wrote:Brothers, attend to your armor and your bolters. Sooth their machine spirits and prepare for war. Tonight, we will spill the blood of Man, but remember my brothers, they are no longer men. They are renegades. They have turned from the light of the Emperor! They, are nothing more than filth. Tonight, we will wipe their filth from this world, we will break them, and make them feel the wrath of the Emperor. We will stand tall, as a symbol of hope to all those who shall see us fight. We will be the angels who deliver His wrath. We are the fist that destroys his enemies. We, are space marines of the Hellsing Crusade. Brothers! Look towards our commander, feel the bolter in your hands, let the Emperor guide your shots, and slay the heratics!

No Pity. No Remorse. No Fear.


(Sorry, had to >_> )

This should also be my job... Wow. I'm very lax in my duties as a captain.

It's alright Coolyo. You lead by example on the field... right?
I just want a promotion to chaplain if it ever comes up

Until then, I'll keep rocking these turrets, and blowing up tanks, with the occasional speech

Leads Battle Brothers in Pre Battle Preparations of Wargear

"Let my righteous fury cleanse the tainted with the emperors light." * Anoints weapon with sacred oils *

"Let my strength lend strength to my brothers and our emperors strength be lent to me" * Anoints all in attendance individually on forehead with oil *

"Let my armor be the bulwark against all that would harm me, my brothers or the Imperium of man" * Anoints everyone's armor individually *

" FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE CHAPTER "


btw any openings soon for chaplins?

What's left Grand master if you have an opening in your vanguard. I will happily slam into my enemies form the sky.
Lygris Axon reporting.

God. You guys are all so desperate to get positions in the higher reaches and command of the chapter. Pssst.

P.S. Avondale, did you get that money I sent you as a 'gift'?

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:It seems my leave of absense (cough wifi down cough) has left my squad in tatters. Dave, WHAT THE FETH HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG? It's all shiny!

Hmm... we shall paint it in the style of my father company- The Angry Marines! Dave, your leg shall now be anointed 'Your Face Here.'

Oh, and speaking of guns held sideways, I'm trying that out with the devastator sgt. arm and a meltagun... but on a SW model.

Woah! Brother Sergeant, I hate to be a bother, but I'm not a big fan of the Angry Marines; I'm more of a pacifist, except when it comes to battle. I'm glad I could inspire you so with your Devastator Sergeant though sir, cause I'd rather keep my leg shiney rather than yellow and insulting if that's OK Sergeant?
Glad to know its with a Space Wolf though, I've always liked those chaps; misunderstood bunch, eh?

Oh, and where were you last battle? I didn't see you reported as killing any of those filthy calamari blokes?

coolyo294 wrote:I find it most disturbing that Brother Dave is more respected than the captain of his company.

Depends how you define respect really sir... I'm not trying to usurp you though, don't worry. My intentions for 1st Captain are more of a leapfrog rather than usurping. I support you all the way until then though Capt'n, when we face those traitors and you swing your sword about in an intimidating fashion again, I'll be supporting you every (hobbled) step of the way.

Brother Badassius requests more drink for he and Brother Kiccassius, and is now informing the chapter that he will be referring to himself only in the third person.

Battle Brother Arthor Amhrad reporting sir death to the Xenos if there is still any spots left. may I live up to my name sake.

coolyo294 wrote:I find it most disturbing that Brother Dave is more respected than the captain of his company.

Well he did get a new shiny leg from my clinic... and a morphine addiction.

gaovinni wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:I find it most disturbing that Brother Dave is more respected than the captain of his company.

Well he did get a new shiny leg from my clinic... and a morphine addiction.

Respect isn't really the right word i don't think....kicking boy seems abit better

Dave you all hold a very special place in our ammo belts... *kisses fave rocket, this one is you you dave*

Cool


Spoon

Hmmm... No report on how we held up against the Heratic Guard...


Shall we start taking bets?

Amanax wrote:Hmmm... No report on how we held up against the Heratic Guard...


Shall we start taking bets?

I could get ready to tend the wounded. More new shiny legs.

A plasma gun seems overkill against humans...
Then again it was overkill against Tau and Dave... or at least Dave's foot...

Cybronx wrote:Brother Badassius requests more drink for he and Brother Kiccassius, and is now informing the chapter that he will be referring to himself only in the third person.

Third person?! That's pretty cool.

dullblade35 wrote:

gaovinni wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:I find it most disturbing that Brother Dave is more respected than the captain of his company.

Well he did get a new shiny leg from my clinic... and a morphine addiction.

Respect isn't really the right word i don't think....kicking boy seems abit better

Dave you all hold a very special place in our ammo belts... *kisses fave rocket, this one is you you dave*

Oi! I wouldn't say respect, but I wouldn't say kicking boy either! How about "deeply liked brother who is mocked for his crippling injury, threatened with losing his other foot, but ultimately wields a meltagun, something that would do far more damage than a krak missile"? Catchy, huh?

Amanax wrote:Hmmm... No report on how we held up against the Heratic Guard...


Shall we start taking bets?

I don't think we're looking favourable for this one, that battlecannon could rip us to shreds if you don't take it out quick enough and my aims suffering from all the tears clouding my vision as a result of everyone picking on me...

purplefood wrote:A plasma gun seems overkill against humans...
Then again it was overkill against Tau and Dave... or at least Dave's foot...

Yeah, speaking of which, do you have to keep it on your mantelpiece?? Can I have it back at some point?

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:A plasma gun seems overkill against humans...
Then again it was overkill against Tau and Dave... or at least Dave's foot...

Yeah, speaking of which, do you have to keep it on your mantelpiece?? Can I have it back at some point?

Why do you need your old one back when you have a new shiny one?

Alright ... you got me ... I read all 6 pages of win. Assuming there are still tactical spots available, Battle Brother Angorium reporting...

Just Dave wrote:Hey, it's brother/sister Dave thank you very much!*

But yes, Brother Kaspar, we are. I'll look like a right veteran with my bionic leg too. If anyone asks, I lost it as I kick a Carnifex in the jaw, it had nothing to do with friendly fire...
I agree that you should be the Company apothecary if there is a command squad.

Chapter Master Avondale, maybe whichever Vanguard Veteran gets the most kills should be Company Champion if there's ever a Command Squad? That could be their promotion? Or whomever gets most CC kills/points, just throwing my thoughts out boss.

I'm happy to keep a tally on kill points too over the coming battles if you wish?



*Seriously, why am I letting that brother/sister thing stick??!!

I would very much appreciate it if you wwould keep tally for me thanx


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Lygris Axon wrote:What's left Grand master if you have an opening in your vanguard. I will happily slam into my enemies form the sky.
Lygris Axon reporting.

Well only tactical squad positions are now available


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And oh yeah the battle report will be put up soon I just got to get the bloody thing organised in who did what or what not

avondale wrote:I would very much appreciate it if you wwould keep tally for me thanx

Can do boss, I'll do it later as I need to get work done in the meantime. Looking forward to it!

gaovinni wrote:

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:A plasma gun seems overkill against humans...
Then again it was overkill against Tau and Dave... or at least Dave's foot...

Yeah, speaking of which, do you have to keep it on your mantelpiece?? Can I have it back at some point?

Why do you need your old one back when you have a new shiny one?

No Dave... You do not get your foot back.
I shall keep a hall of trophies which shall include any bits of you that happen to fall off due to friendly fire of some desription.

All right. But no more friendly fire and if you mount it on a spiked rack of some sort I may have to phone our local inquisitor...

Nah, it'll be a nice shelf of some kind...
Spiked racks run out of room pretty quickly...

Well boys (or girls I got no bloody idea) I got good news and I got bad news

Good news first...
Did i manage to kill Dave this time?

Well, admittedly last time (except for my foot), there wasn't really any bad news, but as I said, I'm more pessimistic about this result...

Edit: WTF Forden?! Kill's a bit harsh! *grumble*


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Also, Chapter Master Avon', you may wish to update the 1st post with the latest roster to make it easier to find?

Just Dave wrote:Well, admittedly last time (except for my foot), there wasn't really any bad news, but as I said, I'm more pessimistic about this result...

Edit: WTF Forden?! Kill's a bit harsh! *grumble*

Don't worriy Ill run you over in my preadtor next time lol.

Well I'm tellin you guys the bad news first........
In the battle with the rogue Imperial Guard Regiment we were outnumbered literally 10 to 1

Cool.
Actually, we pack little anti-infantry weapons... Maybe not so cool.
Although if that's the bad news, then that's OK!

The good news is that we won some how... probably by miracle chances

And the good ones?

avondale wrote:The good news is that we won some how... probably by miracle chances

Huzzah! Well done lads. Good job.

Victory is min-... ours!
Well done... hang on what was the bad news?

purplefood wrote:Victory is min-... ours!
Well done... hang on what was the bad news?

That we were outnumbered 10 to 1, apparently.

Not that it matters. With the way Badassius drives, he probably took out a few squads on his own!

infinite_array wrote:

purplefood wrote:Victory is min-... ours!
Well done... hang on what was the bad news?

That we were outnumbered 10 to 1, apparently.

Not that it matters. With the way Badassius drives, he probably took out a few squads on his own!

of the enemy I hope...

dullblade35 wrote:

gaovinni wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:I find it most disturbing that Brother Dave is more respected than the captain of his company.

Well he did get a new shiny leg from my clinic... and a morphine addiction.

Respect isn't really the right word i don't think....kicking boy seems abit better

Dave you all hold a very special place in our ammo belts... *kisses fave rocket, this one is you you dave*

Oi! I wouldn't say respect, but I wouldn't say kicking boy either! How about "deeply liked brother who is mocked for his crippling injury, threatened with losing his other foot, but ultimately wields a meltagun, something that would do far more damage than a krak missile"? Catchy, huh?

The enemy composed of:

2 Imperial Guard Platoons(50 imps each)

3 Leman Russ tanks

4 Sentinals

Command Squad

Medic & Standard Bearer

and a squad of Ogryn

Awesome!

Another one bites the dust

Can't wait to see what we blew up ^^

I want a battle report pweatty pwease with a rocket on top?

Everyone else has a medic... I shall be searching his body for supplies.

We don't need a medic...
We're hard as adamantium and twice as shiny!
Admittedly we do need a medic for Dave...

what colour armour do we have? Or where our chapter descended from? I was hung over on my induction and missed the battle calls as I had my earphones in..... those rockets make a lot of noise...

dullblade35 wrote:what colour armour do we have? Or where our chapter descended from? I was hung over on my induction and missed the battle calls as I had my earphones in..... those rockets make a lot of noise...

Our armour is black,blue,red, and silver

like a BT variant?

During the battle:

Brother Captain Sam killed the enemies command squad, somehow getting past the rest of their army, while only getting wounded in the process

Predator "Hell's Bane"
Brother Sergeant Humps - 2 Leman Russ tanks
Brother sponson gunner Amanax - 1 Leman Russ tank
Brother Phobus on the storm Bolter - 4 Imps

Attack Bike (you guys on have yet to give it a name)
Brother Driver Baddassius - 1 Sentinal
Brother Gunner Kiccassius- 3 Sentinals

Veteran Squad Spoooooon!
Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa - 2 Ogryns
Veteran Brother Ray - Ogryn Bone 'ead
Veteran Brother Redeemer - 1 Ogryn
Veteran Brother Cornelius - 2 Ogryns
Veteran Brother Aquilius - Medic and Standard bearer

Tactical Squad Hellfire
Brother Sergeant Tyr - 10 Imps
Brother/Sister Dave - 9 Imps
Brother Frenzy - 15 Imps
Brother Dranus - 5 Imps
Brother Naimad - 6 Imps
Brother Boyofdestiny - 2 Imps
Brother Davinius - 1 Imp
Brother Bartley - 1 Imp
Brother Angorium - 1 Imp
Brother Lygrisaxon was critically wounded during battle therefore transported to the battle barge

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
Brother Sergeant Alguan - 5 Imps
Brother Simythius - 15 Imps
Brother Forden - 7 Imps (and Brother/Sister Dave's toe on the other foot)
Brother kaspar - 5 Imps
Brother Alonzo - 3 Imps
Brother Arthor - 2 Imps
Brother Delenius - 5 Imps
Other 3 marines that do not have names were critically wounded, therefore transported to the battle barge

I will be posting Awards and medals soon so Gutentag!


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dullblade35 wrote:like a BT variant?

not quite but closeish

avondale wrote:Well I'm tellin you guys the bad news first........
In the battle with the rogue Imperial Guard Regiment we were outnumbered literally 10 to 1

Ha...10 to 1 I ran over about 20 then shot down another 10 lol.

They the only casualties? just 2?

15!!!! Rockets did good + 5 = 20 kills to Rocketeer Simythius, Booo Yaaa!!!!

Yay I killed two of the big ones!


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When are we reaching the tau

Woo! and the Russ falls!

Hell yeah! 3 Sentinels to scratch into the mutli-melta. Good times.

And a name, huh? Hm... Does Brother Badassius have any suggestions?

Amanax wrote:Woo! and the Russ falls!

Did you ever doubt it would?

steeds of war wrote:Yay I killed two of the big ones!


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When are we reaching the tau

I'm not sure as we may be needed else where

Any recon come through on future battles? even rumours?

Also one thing marines we are the HELLSING CRUSADERS!! a space marine chapter, one of the Adeptus Astartes, it is not the Hellsing Crusade! I'm kinda tired of all ya keep referin it to the Hellsing Crusade instead of Hellsing Crusaders

Sorry!

I'll keep it in mind for future speeches >_>

My apologies, glorious leader.

Sorry sir.....* makes the sign of the aquilla *

We are brothers at least, but this is the most important thing to remember...

Take that heretic command squad! You can't touch this! *Begins to dance oddly*

*marking kill count on bolter*

Well 1 dead renegade is better than 0 dead renegades.

I literally complained aloud (IRL) when I found out Forden took my toe. That sucks. Chapter Master, may I request he be puts on a safety harness as at this rate I'll be too crippled from enemy fire to be able to further increase my impressive kill-count. Still haven't smoked any tanks myself. Dang.

Right, I shall get back to you guys ASAP with points totals and then add them onto the Tau's.

Also, Chapter Master Avon', are you sure you're not making these results up? I mean, we have VERY few casualties considering what they were fielding; I mean, 3 frickin' Leman Russ?!

Anyways, I'll get onto my mathematics...

Good job Crusaders.


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Also, Chapter Master Avon', if it's not too much to ask, reckon you could update the 1st post to include the current roster to avoid confusion (and unwanted recruits), with the Dakka user-names and battle-brother titles included for reference please?

Thanks boss!

And now I announce the awards awarded to some individuals who stood out the most, I will be announcing awards every week starting now(plus some awards will be made up also), the awards go to:

Brother Captain Sam receives the Valour Crest for his near suicidal charge around the enemies main army and laying waste to their command squad

Brother Sergeant Tyr receives the the Iron halo for his awesome leadership

Brother Amanax receives Sponson Gunner of the Week

Brother/Sister Dave receives the Angry Heart for receiving multiple wounds from friendly fire

Brother Simythius receives the marksmanship award for his stellar use of the missile launcher

and last but not least Brother Forden who receives Brother/Sister Dave's toe

Nice! Liking the awards! I bet there was some competition for sponson gunner of the week!

My thoughts exactly Dave.

Go me, I have a freebie award!

Sweet, thank you sir it really is a privilege to receive that award and my rockets say thank you too.... the enemies don't though

Is the Valor Crest going to be sculpted onto my model or will we just have to add it to my (soon to be) massive roll of honors?

Kill count vs. Renegade Guard

Brother Captain Sam - command squad ~ 110pts
Total: 0 + 100 = 100pts


Predator "Hell's Bane"
Brother Sergeant Humps - 2 Leman Russ Battle tanks ~ 320pts
Brother sponson gunner Amanax - 1 Leman Russ Battle tank ~ 160pts
Brother Phobus on the storm Bolter - 4 Imps ~ 20pts
Total: 500 + 220 = ~720pts

Attack Bike "Mostsuckius" (name pending)
Brother Driver Baddassius - 1 Sentinel ~ 40pts
Brother Gunner Kiccassius- 3 Sentinels ~ 120pts
Total: 160 + 60 = ~220pts

Vanguard Veteran Squad "Spoooooon!"
Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa - 2 Ogryns ~ 80pts
Veteran Brother Ray - Ogryn Bone 'ead ~ 50pts
Veteran Brother Redeemer - 1 Ogryn ~ 40pts
Veteran Brother Cornelius - 2 Ogryns ~ 80pts
Veteran Brother Aquilius - Medic and Standard bearer ~50pts
Total: 0 + 300= 300pts

Tactical Squad "Hellfire"
Brother Sergeant Tyr - 10 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 50pts
Brother/Sister Dave - 9 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 45pts
Brother Frenzy - 15 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 75pts
Brother Dranus - 5 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 25pts
Brother Naimad - 6 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 30pts
Brother Boyofdestiny - 2 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 10pts
Brother Davinius - 1 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 5pts
Brother Bartley - 1 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 5pts
Brother Angorium - 1 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 5pts
Brother Lygrisaxon - W.I.A (wounded in action).
Total: 350 + 250 = ~ 600pts

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
Brother Sergeant Alguan - 5 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 25pts
Brother Simythius - 15 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 75pts
Brother Forden - 7 Imperial Guardsmen (and Brother/Sister Dave's toe on the other foot) ~ 36pts
Brother kaspar - 5 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 25pts
Brother Alonzo - 3 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 15pts
Brother Arthor - 2 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 10pts
Brother Delenius - 5 Imperial Guardsmen ~ 25pts
+3 Marines W.I.A
Total: 150 + 216 = ~366pts

Great work Hellsing Crusaders, except you brother Forden. Excellent kill count all of you. Back to barracks.

How many points was the Hammerhead I shot down in the Tau game? >_>

I estimated it at 140pts as that's a typical railhead cost IIRC? The '~' should signify roughly, as these aren't spot-on accurate, but hopefully they're near the general mark...

Awesome, going to update my sig to be a little less consuming

coolyo294 wrote:Is the Valor Crest going to be sculpted onto my model or will we just have to add it to my (soon to be) massive roll of honors?

Just add it to your "soon to be" massive roll of honours


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Men I have good news and bad news which do you want to hear first

The Bad News and the good new in 1 post so its a mixed average news which wont shock up too much but will make us ponder what to do

The good news is that I figured how to do a disection with someone awake with no morphine and remove their spleen.

Man, to keep interest, might I suggest just posting the news, instead of announcing that you have news and then taking two more posts to post said news? You'll get us all much more riled up if you just throw it out there. >_>

Bad news is that it was yours?

No Dave it was yours and oh yeah I seem to have misplaced it heh


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anywaaaaays......... Imma sendin a couple of ya guys on recon to find more about the space wolves(oooooh aaaaaaah) I want the recon to go find out their weaknesses and what they like to do besides killing things like Tau and other such so any ways any volunteers to go? Im only sendin a few so the ones that do volunteer only some are gonna be picked so yeah.

12 enemies and Dave's foot and one of his toes... it's a good day for the trophy hall. (All together that is)

I'm up for the heavy support for the recon mission....

Congratulations, brothers!

Woot, got to kill an Ogryn! Now to rip off its head and use it as a big mug.

I'll go on recon.

I'm effective in CC too, I promise

I'll go one recon if Dave does...
What can i say? He is fun to shoot at... by accident... obviously.

Recon patrols need a strong leadership figure to keep them on task, so I shall volunteer to go!

All that strong leadership you have been displaying recently is really paying off...

avondale wrote:No Dave it was yours and oh yeah I seem to have misplaced it heh


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anywaaaaays......... Imma sendin a couple of ya guys on recon to find more about the space wolves(oooooh aaaaaaah) I want the recon to go find out their weaknesses and what they like to do besides killing things like Tau and other such so any ways any volunteers to go? Im only sendin a few so the ones that do volunteer only some are gonna be picked so yeah.

I'll go recon it up

Battle Brother Arthor for recon if you need me. the wolves will never see me

Sargeant Tyr reporting back from extended recon! SIR!

Being a SW once myself (I know I said Angry marines, but it's a spinn off chapter of the two). I can say but this: Keep as far away as possible! Target Heavy Weapons first! Don't let Thunderwolves get to you! Beware the Jaws fo the World Wolf! ENDING REPORT, SIR!

Oh, and thanks for the Iron Halo... I all you rank hunters, I called the Rune Preist/Wolf PReist... I mean Libby/Chaplain... first, by gar, and I will have it!

Oh, and Dave, stop losing appendages. It's bad for morale.

*A naked Ork Streaks by.*

I can say from first hand experience that the wolves of russ like nothing more than to drink copious amounts of alcohol...oh and to hump legs...so i think brother/sister dave should possibly invest in some water proof pants....

Also not to be disrespectful but are you sure io only got one guardsman....i fired off over 600 bolter rounds surely i hit more than one guy.....maybe i need to spend some time at the range zeroing my weapon....maybe next time i'll kil 2 enemies!

DaveAsp wrote:I can say from first hand experience that the wolves of russ like nothing more than to drink copious amounts of alcohol...oh and to hump legs...so i think brother/sister dave should possibly invest in some water proof pants....

Also not to be disrespectful but are you sure io only got one guardsman....i fired off over 600 bolter rounds surely i hit more than one guy.....maybe i need to spend some time at the range zeroing my weapon....maybe next time i'll kil 2 enemies!

Well the Hells Bane did't exactly stay close to the platoons long enough for you to kill some more, it was busy tryin to kill some Russ tanks


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Also the team that is going on recon to further broaden our intel on them wolves is:
Brother Captain Sam
Brother Amanax (carrying his lascannon sponson from the "Hell's Bane")
Brother Forden
Brother Simythius
Brother Frenzy
Brother Kaspar
and what the heck even though he didn't volunteer
Brother/Sister Dave

so marines good luck reconing them Space Wolves that may have gone renegade as well (hmm bunch of armies are going renegade is that a sign for bad times or what?)
(also notice how every single guy with a weapon that is not a Bolter is going on recon along with a few that do)

avondale wrote:

DaveAsp wrote:I can say from first hand experience that the wolves of russ like nothing more than to drink copious amounts of alcohol...oh and to hump legs...so i think brother/sister dave should possibly invest in some water proof pants....

Also not to be disrespectful but are you sure io only got one guardsman....i fired off over 600 bolter rounds surely i hit more than one guy.....maybe i need to spend some time at the range zeroing my weapon....maybe next time i'll kil 2 enemies!

Well the Hells Bane did't exactly stay close to the platoons long enough for you to kill some more, it was busy tryin to kill some Russ tanks


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Also the team that is going on recon to further broaden our intel on them wolves is:
Brother Captain Sam
Brother Amanax (carrying his lascannon sponson from the "Hell's Bane")
Brother Forden
Brother Simythius
Brother Frenzy
Brother Kaspar
and what the heck even though he didn't volunteer
Brother/Sister Dave

so marines good luck reconing them Space Wolves that may have gone renegade as well (hmm bunch of armies are going renegade is that a sign for bad times or what?)
(also notice how every single guy with a weapon that is not a Bolter is going on recon along with a few that do)

You need specialists sir and we are your chosen, we will tactically rip them apart and send dave in as out specialist meat shield.... he's getting very good and soaking up fire. how many days march away are they?


Also I want pictures or Bat rep photos just afew

Amanax wrote:Woo! and the Russ falls!

I ramed one!

Dave. How about a new shiny toe?

A Shiny toe would give him away, though... but it might be useful to have a silver one.

Aww... I didn't make the suicide squa- I mean recon. S'okay , though. Look back to my last post, avon- it may have some interesting things for you.

Awright, you lousy remaining squad! We're going to the close quarters simulator- You're gonna need it!

Dave- Don't know why you dislike the angry marines (they're not warlike, just really pissed... and anyways I kinda meshed mine with my SW and Chaos Marines) but I can assure that *no one* will paint anything on you're prosthetic leg. We've got a new one growing out back, anyhow.

SIR! Requesting some portraits of ourselves, SIR!

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:A Shiny toe would give him away, though... but it might be useful to have a silver one.

But think about it. "Shiny feet Dave". Catchy.

Y'know guys, I think I'd rather just have my original appendages intact, but maybe that's just me? Actually, I say that, bionic limbs is pretty cool. Well a leg is, a toe's a bit underwhelming...

Chapter Master Avon', requesting permission to (accidentally of course), wing Brother Forden with a meltagun in our next combat situation. Him losing a limb would be much deserved I'd say sir. I'm starting to question his allegiance to the Emperor after all these 'friendly fire' incidents...

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Oh, and Dave, stop losing appendages. It's bad for morale.

OK, I lol'ed.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:A Shiny toe would give him away, though... but it might be useful to have a silver one.

Aww... I didn't make the suicide squa- I mean recon. S'okay , though. Look back to my last post, avon- it may have some interesting things for you.

Awright, you lousy remaining squad! We're going to the close quarters simulator- You're gonna need it!

Dave- Don't know why you dislike the angry marines (they're not warlike, just really pissed... and anyways I kinda meshed mine with my SW and Chaos Marines) but I can assure that *no one* will paint anything on you're prosthetic leg. We've got a new one growing out back, anyhow.

SIR! Requesting some portraits of ourselves, SIR!

Don't worry brother sergeant, out beloved(?!) captain is going on this mission, if he were to kick the bucket then it would surely be you in line to replace him? Or myself, who knows... But the opportunities there.
Not kidding about the close quarters training though; my hacking arm's getting twitchy at the thought of it.
I too wouldn't complain about some portraits of ourselves sir, need some eye candy.

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Chapter Master Avon', I'm flattered I've been selected for the recon squad without even volunteering myself, rest assured however had I been aware of such an opportunity I would've volunteered on the spot. Rest assured sir, I won't let you down. Although I get the suspicious feeling brother Forden will let me down...

I do have much past experience with the Space Wolves sir, as my signature hopefully suggests. I'm sure Brother Sergeant Tyr and Brother Forden will back me up on my following statement, but I at least have serious concerns about a recon mission against the Sons of Russ.

The Space Wolves are a founding chapter of the highest order and have a very impressive combat record against the enemies of the Imperium, I would sincerely doubt that they would turn from the Emperors light, not in any quantity at the very least. The Space Wolves are also experts in warfare in all its forms, as well as having senses more attuned than that of any other Space Marines, possessing the instincts and senses of a Wolf as well as having these animals patrol their camps. I do not hold our chances in this mission in high regard sir, I have had much experience with the Space Wolves and I'd believe the odds to be firmly pressed in their favour.

I say this not out of fear sir - for we know no fear - but it would've been irresponsible of me to not inform you with any extra information regarding this mission. Whilst I do not believe our chances favourable for this mission sir, I hope that my additional intel has helped and I will of course go with my brothers without hesitation or second thought. Whilst we may not stand the best chance, we will stand together sir, me and my blessed meltagun are only too happy to serve and my - and brother Forden's - past experience may prove beneficial for such a dangerous mission.
I am yours to command boss.

Just Dave wrote:Rest assured sir, I won't let you down. Although I get the suspicious feeling brother Forden will let me down...

Don't worry brother. I am in the group so I'll fix you another shiny limb if needed.

Recon?

Count me in, if needed.

Talarn Blackshard wrote:Recon?

Count me in, if needed.

Not needed but thanks for offering

When can I run some more guys over?
Is there an main gunner for the predtor (Like the twin linck las canon/auttot cannon) If not can I gun that postion too?

HAZZER wrote:When can I run some more guys over?
Is there an main gunner for the predtor (Like the twin linck las canon/auttot cannon) If not can I gun that postion too?

That be Predator Commander Humps job

Awww...He gets to fire a strom bolter and order where the tank goes where to shoot and who to run over(Soz I chose who to run over!)What else could I do?

To be fair, you asked to be a Predator Driver (amongst a multitude of other things). Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos" (racists) could always use some more men.
Which did you think a predator driver entailed when it already had a commander and sponson gunner?

Just Dave wrote:Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos" (racists)

Watch your words or you'll end up with a shiny dangly ding dong between your legs... and I'll make sure it will not work. Besides, we are not racists. We are... hunters.

We are the hunters.... The specialists... the elite.... We the " Death to Xenos" are the giants which walk amoungst men...

Oh hey, I realized that the Space Wolves didn't go rogue.... they're just mad at me heh.....

avondale wrote:Oh hey, I realized that the Space Wolves didn't go rogue.... they're just mad at me heh.....

What did you do to them... or what do they say you did to them?

Ummm well they invited me over once fer a drink and to talk about the upcoming battle, well once they all went else where to get ready, I stayed and uhh drank almost all of their whiskey except fer a couple of casks, but then once they came and found me I made a mad dash outta there with the casks, so mainly they're mad at me cause I drank and stole all of their whiskey

Which begs the question of why this is a 'recon' mission, sir?

I'm beginning if this is all an elaborately concocted plan to make it look like you can handle your drink... Sir.
Or to just give Brother Forden another chance to shoot me.


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Also sir, may I request that the OP be updated with the current roster and possibly even kill count(s), please?

The recon mission is just for hey until we get to them Tau and also who says it aint a chance for you to shoot Brother Forden's foot this time *wink wink*

*crosses fingers and prays to the Emperor*

Sir, gimme the chance and I'll blow his whole f***ing leg off.

I'm willing to vote the latter.


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Brother Forden is purplefood, is he not? Or am I just confused? (a complete list would be nice... so hard to keep track of rivalries).

Squad! Our new battle cry, if we must ever take on these wolves, shall be uttere in a moment of tactical collapse. It shall be, "LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEENKINS!" All clear?

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I'm willing to vote the latter.


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Brother Forden is purplefood, is he not? Or am I just confused? (a complete list would be nice... so hard to keep track of rivalries).

Squad! Our new battle cry, if we must ever take on these wolves, shall be uttere in a moment of tactical collapse. It shall be, "LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEENKINS!" All clear?

Why wont "Blood for the Emperor!" work as a battle cry? Oh wait. It does sound vaguely similar to another battle cry I've heard. Can't just remember what was it...

Does it involve heretical worship to a god who is named after a native american vegetable, passionately eaten 'on the cob'?

Recon Team report!? (I think) are they still me at me for stealing their whiskey?

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Does it involve heretical worship to a god who is named after a native american vegetable, passionately eaten 'on the cob'?

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avondale wrote:Recon Team report!? (I think) are they still me at me for stealing their whiskey?

They were throwing axes at your picture.

.

Brother Captain Sam? You alright?

As for that god, I've fought a few chaos cultists in my time.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Brother Captain Sam? You alright?

As for that god, I've fought a few chaos cultists in my time.

I wonder if I managed to do the ninja thang with the report while the Captain was trying to write his report.

That may have been the case, ninja brother.

AARHGHSIGH:LSGHIO:OHSGO:. I am completely fine.

Heavy support for the recon... Reporting sir!!

The way this is going me shooting Dave again would be self defense... do you think i could put him into a dreadnought by the end of this campaign?

I don't doubt it... But I would be forced to execute you (or is that just commisars?) along with hanging you from his back by your genitals. Nothing personal, mate.

hmmmm well boys it appears we are going into combat with Tau soon so gear up and uh get those recon guys back here and tell them the good news and oh hey Brother/Sister Dave I found yer spleen do you want it back?

BROTHERS! PREPARE YOURSELVES, FOR WE MARCH TO WAR! BRING THE EMPEROR'S BLADE DOWN ON THE HEAD OF THESE DEGENERATE COMMUNIST XENOS! SHOW NO MERCY!

And oh yeah Captain!!!! remember to give the men a pint from the holy casks of "borrowed" whiskey... courtesy of the Space Wolves....Guten Tag!

*Begins handing out whiskey*

But I don't drink...

gaovinni wrote:But I don't drink...

Well you can have juice

dullblade35 wrote:

gaovinni wrote:But I don't drink...

Well you can have juice

And I'll be the only one who remembers what you all did while drunk... and I can just say "Oh, you really don't want to know. I did not want to see that."

*takes a swig of the "holy" whiskey*

Brothers atend me, tonight we go to fight the foul xenos tau they think they are impervious to the righteous fury of the emperors own space marines.
We will be his hammer, our fury the anvil and using these tools together we will fall upon the enemy with zeal and show them the error of their ways, we will demonstrate first hand that they are not beyond his reach, and we will make sure that they feel his furious touch.

My brothers we go forth unto battle and it will be glorious in his name we will smite the tau we will make them wish they had never set foot inside the imperium and we will drive them before our bolters and our chainswords running back to cower at their masters feet whereupon we will fall on them yet again with fury and earn glory for ourselves.

FOR THE CHAPTER, FOR TERRA, AND FOR HIM ON THE THRONE!!!!!

Hahahaha, ahhhhh drunken mistakes are always funny if they happen to someone not you but if you don't remember anything from the night stay quiet.... you probably were that guy who got a tattoo of your ID on your shoulder.... or threw up in your mums antique vase

dullblade35 wrote:Hahahaha, ahhhhh drunken mistakes are always funny if they happen to someone not you but if you don't remember anything from the night stay quiet.... you probably were that guy who got a tattoo of your ID on your shoulder.... or threw up in your mums antique vase

Oh the memories. I've never been drunk myself but been there several times when other people have been drinking waaaay too much.
Some other guy: "Who the f*** did this?!?"
Me: "Actually it was you."
Some other guy: "... oh."
Me: "Want the details?"
Some other guy: "Maybe not..."

I am with gaovinni on this one...

*puts down da boozes*

I want to see the shinanegans....

*random servo-skulls fly by .... looking completely innocent ... since they lack expression....*

purplefood wrote:The way this is going me shooting Dave again would be self defense... do you think i could put him into a dreadnought by the end of this campaign?

That may be the only way I could forgive you; Dreadnoughts are COOL. I would not mind being put in one of thems!

Y'know... Space wolves are scandinavian, not German, Avon.

Dave- A dreadnought would be cool, and you'd get bigger guns.... but you'd ALWAYS get blown up. It's a curse.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Y'know... Space wolves are scandinavian, not German, Avon.

YAY for Space Vikings we are helping them reach there heaven of booze and war


Dave- A dreadnought would be cool, and you'd get bigger guns.... but you'd ALWAYS get blown up. It's a curse.

So what happened to facing said Space Wolves? Are we moving straight to Tau again? Come, squad, to VICTORY! FOR TERRA! FOR HELLSING! FOR CAPITALLISM!

There is no better way to spend time than kill Xenos... well rogue guardsmen do just fine also (just arrived home from a game).

Meh... they break too easily...

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Meh... they break too easily...

Guardsmen?

OK, dreadnoughts may attract fire, but MY GOD DO THEY LOOK COOL! If I'm wielding ranged weapons (as my hypothetical dreadnought self) then I'm likely to last longer, as with Venerable status...
This is all just hypothetical though, so onwards!

Just Dave wrote:OK, dreadnoughts may attract fire, but MY GOD DO THEY LOOK COOL! If I'm wielding ranged weapons (as my hypothetical dreadnought self) then I'm likely to last longer, as with Venerable status...
This is all just hypothetical though, so onwards!

But don't get yourself shot shiny feet. It may not get you dreadyfied. It may just make you have more shiny limbs.

Heck, I'm happy with either!