purplefood wrote:Shiny shiny...
Incidentally i have a new mission...

Does it involve "friendly" fire?

Brother, I am dissapointed in you and your unfriendly fire. YOu must be more creative, and stealthy if you wish to remove Dave's limbs! Here, hold this power sword...

gaovinni wrote:

purplefood wrote:Shiny shiny...
Incidentally i have a new mission...

Does it involve "friendly" fire?

Maybe...
Technically yes.

dullblade35 wrote:

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Y'know... Space wolves are scandinavian, not German, Avon.

YAY for Space Vikings we are helping them reach there heaven of booze and war


Dave- A dreadnought would be cool, and you'd get bigger guns.... but you'd ALWAYS get blown up. It's a curse.

and I have yet to see a dreadnought survive a whole match

My Furioso Dreads usually survive. At least 1 of them now the liby furioso is another story he ALWAYS dies. Than there is Brother Jimmy the Talon Furioso since he died as a termi and got put into a dread I have never lost him. he does get immobalized a bit though. . . .

So business as usual for Dave...

Do you have any more room for people? a librarian perhaps?

Everyones crimpin on my promotion... Ah, never mind.

We will purge the Heretic, and if that includes purplefood for taking his conflict too far with Dave, so be it!

By too far I mean killing him, purple.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Everyones crimpin on my promotion... Ah, never mind.

We will purge the Heretic, and if that includes purplefood for taking his conflict too far with Dave, so be it!

By too far I mean killing him, purple.

You got promoted?
I won't kill him...
How much needs to be left for him to go into a Dreadnought?

No... but I am ambitious and optimistic.

I think only his brain need be intact, possibly a head like in futurama... but generally, most of his external body is fine.

So, no headshots then?
I can live with that... so can Dave come to think of it...

YES!

Lysenis wrote:Do you have any more room for people? a librarian perhaps?

AFAIK there's only spaces in the tactical squads left at the moment; I think you have to be promoted to a librarian and other command echelons, like me and (my sergeant) Brother Tyr are gunning for (read: I'm crimpin' on his promotion).

*see Avon; told you you should update the opening post!

I hope i don't end up in some kind of important position...
They shoot at those guys...

purplefood wrote:I hope i don't end up in some kind of important position...
They shoot at those guys...

True, but if I were to it would probably (hopefully) encourage my team mates to not shoot at me, which is always a good thing!

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:I hope i don't end up in some kind of important position...
They shoot at those guys...

True, but if I were to it would probably (hopefully) encourage my team mates to not shoot at me, which is always a good thing!

There is no position more honoured than entombment in a dreadnought brother...

We'll see which comes first, eh?

If I am intoned in a Dreadnought than I'm choosing you as the guy who gives me sponge baths and changes my dread-nappy too!

I'll have to be a techmarine to do that...
Conversion beamer goodness or a tech harness full of plasma torches... the possibilities...

While brother Amanax is being all reconny.... I brother Phobus will find another sponson lascannon duct tape it to the pred, and claim sponson gunner as my role. You guys had better be in your squads or i might just sneak into your position.

Back off my sponson! >_>

Brothers, there's a massive swarm of termagaunts, seven or eight-thousand strong

Quick Brother/Sister Dave! To the chamber of dreadnoughts! You will be safe inside a dreadnought!
I shall use this well placed Vindicator to cause a distraction.

DEATH COMPANY, MOVE OUT!

We have a death company?
Promotions, Dave is in a dreadnought, and death company... what else did i miss?

Well, I'm the only death company


Forever alone

The death company is not real considering we are Hellsing Crusaders and not Blood Angels at all, also dave is not in a dreadnought....not yet anyway though if the rest of the chapter has anything to say about it he will be the first one...and soon.

Well maybe that was wishful thinking...

Or... or, I could be a guest

The friendly fire put you off?

Brother Forden. Try not to shoot Shiny Feet before we have a dreadnought to put him into.

How can I get promoted to a hounor gauard squad,because ive won this thing were I only anscer to the chapter master,(Sergeant Chronus of the ultramrines has it).

HAZZER wrote:How can I get promoted to a hounor gauard squad,because ive won this thing were I only anscer to the chapter master,(Sergeant Chronus of the ultramrines has it).

Then go be an Ultramarine like the rest of the stuck up boy scouts? >_>

Amanax wrote:

HAZZER wrote:How can I get promoted to a hounor gauard squad,because ive won this thing were I only anscer to the chapter master,(Sergeant Chronus of the ultramrines has it).

Then go be an Ultramarine like the rest of the stuck up boy scouts? >_>

Speaking of Ultramarines... can we go whack them some time? I hate em...

I'd be up for smashing some smurf skulls

Amanax wrote:I'd be up for smashing some smurf skulls

I want Calgar's head on my wall.

Brotha Goddard heya to trounce sum xeno tossuhs!

gaovinni wrote:

Amanax wrote:I'd be up for smashing some smurf skulls

I want Calgar's head on my wall.

Sorry go there before you he is on my wall in termi armour alive,hint(The house he's not in is the one with the huge ultramrines sighin and whole chaper around gauarding ).

HAZZER wrote:How can I get promoted to a hounor gauard squad,because ive won this thing were I only anscer to the chapter master,(Sergeant Chronus of the ultramrines has it).

You have to use correct spelling and grammar for the rest of your life...
It is a heavy burden to bear but someone must bear it.
Incidentally Sergeant Chronus has the rank of Spear of Ultramar which affords him that privilege.

Guys... write like civilised people, or Darkvoid will come and smash your faces in... If I don't.


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But if English isn't your first language, that's fine too.

gaovinni wrote:Brother Forden. Try not to shoot Shiny Feet before we have a dreadnought to put him into.

You only said i wasn't allowed to kill him...
Which essentially means headshots are out but everything else is in.

HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

Weeeeelll... that's tricky ground... I think chest shots and gut shots qualify, too. Anyways, we should ask Avon when the Dread will be ready. Though I will miss Dave in my squad...

Hey Avon, we ready for a battle yet?


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BTW, can you post our kill counts?

Fine then limbs only...

coolyo294 wrote:HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

yer same here there the best chapter ever,how about we make join the ultramrines today thred I baggsy chapter master!

HAZZER wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

yer same here there the best chapter ever,how about we make join the ultramrines today thred I baggsy chapter master!

I'm pretty sure you need to be able to spell Ultramarines before you are allowed to be the Chapter Master...

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

yer same here there the best chapter ever,how about we make join the ultramrines today thred I baggsy chapter master!

I'm pretty sure you need to be able to spell Ultramarines before you are allowed to be the Chapter Master...

*zing* To be fair, there is a lot of paperwork, so it would make some sense too. Then there's all the autographs the Ultramarines would have to sign too.

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

yer same here there the best chapter ever,how about we make join the ultramrines today thred I baggsy chapter master!

I'm pretty sure you need to be able to spell Ultramarines before you are allowed to be the Chapter Master...

*zing* To be fair, there is a lot of paperwork, so it would make some sense too. Then there's all the autographs the Ultramarines would have to sign too.

Not too many autographs left to be signed after the Tyranids almost consumed Macragge.

Also means that it wouldn't be too hard to eliminate those who remain... According to Dorn, Guilliman's Codex Astartes was weakening the Imperiums' overall strength, making it so that those who needed the power to command their legions would not be able to muster enough forces in time to stop any real threat. Macragges near destruction experience is proof of Dorn's words! Had they been able to muster the full might of their former glory, they could have repelled the invaders with a much lower casualty rate.

The Ultramarines are traitors to the Imperium and thus must be extinguished along with every fool who stands beside them! For the good of mankind, I request a crusade to wipe their filth from this sector!

And Baal being invaded by a bucket load of daemons and Nids...
And Fenris being attacked by both the Imperium and The Thousand Sons...

purplefood wrote:And Baal being invaded by a bucket load of daemons and Nids...
And Fenris being attacked by both the Imperium and The Thousand Sons...

Purge the unclean! All weakness must be cast out. Doubt is a sign of weakness! We must act now! There shall be none who will be spared our wrath. By the Emperor's hand we march. By his light we shall vanquish the wicked. The sons of Guilliman, Russ, and Sanguinius have become tainted. We have been given this chance to bring the Imperium back to it's former glory!

We are Hellsing Crusaders. We are the right arm of the Emperor. We are his sword, as He is our shield. We will destroy the Heratic, the Mutant, and the Xenos from our former Brethren.

Slaughtering Ultramarines... sounds fun.

Amanax wrote:

purplefood wrote:And Baal being invaded by a bucket load of daemons and Nids...
And Fenris being attacked by both the Imperium and The Thousand Sons...

Purge the unclean! All weakness must be cast out. Doubt is a sign of weakness! We must act now! There shall be none who will be spared our wrath. By the Emperor's hand we march. By his light we shall vanquish the wicked. The sons of Guilliman, Russ, and Sanguinius have become tainted. We have been given this chance to bring the Imperium back to it's former glory!

We are Hellsing Crusaders. We are the right arm of the Emperor. We are his sword, as He is our shield. We will destroy the Heratic, the Mutant, and the Xenos from our former Brethren.

I don't want to invade Fenris...
Most attacking armies have a poor track record for that particular operation.

The dogs of Fenris will fall in due time. For we are patient. Have faith brother. To do our job we must let the Emperor guide us. Macragge and the sons of Guilliman will be the first to be cleansed. Fenris will be second. We will start at the edges, making our way in, for the dogs are not ones to hold back. We will lure them our of their caves, and when they discover the chase was naught but a ruse, they will return home to a planet void of life, and broken.

For I have faith that our recon mission put forth by Lord Avondale was for this exact purpose. We must learn what we can about their movements in order to strike them at their heart.

Yes. Lets attack the 2nd largest chapter and the one best known for killing the crap out of people that f**k with them.
You can go first... i'll be over here repainting my armour so i can join the Deathwatch when everyone else gets themselves killed.

purplefood wrote:Yes. Lets attack the 2nd largest chapter and the one best known for killing the crap out of people that f**k with them.
You can go first... i'll be over here repainting my armour so i can join the Deathwatch when everyone else gets themselves killed.

Can you help me paint mine?

gaovinni wrote:

purplefood wrote:Yes. Lets attack the 2nd largest chapter and the one best known for killing the crap out of people that f**k with them.
You can go first... i'll be over here repainting my armour so i can join the Deathwatch when everyone else gets themselves killed.

Can you help me paint mine?

Sure, you do my back and I'll do yours...
Also remember not to paint the inside of your helmet and to leave the eyes of your helmet paint free. Actually lets cover up the eye with masking tape so we don't get any paint on them.

Amanax wrote:The dogs of Fenris will fall in due time. For we are patient. Have faith brother. To do our job we must let the Emperor guide us. Macragge and the sons of Guilliman will be the first to be cleansed. Fenris will be second. We will start at the edges, making our way in, for the dogs are not ones to hold back. We will lure them our of their caves, and when they discover the chase was naught but a ruse, they will return home to a planet void of life, and broken.

For I have faith that our recon mission put forth by Lord Avondale was for this exact purpose. We must learn what we can about their movements in order to strike them at their heart.

Son. You need to stop talking crap.

Why would we attack our allies? we are all united in the defence of humanity and the Emperor, just because the Ultramarines aren't our spiritual forefathers doesn't mean we should hate them. Nor should we even consider attacking the sons of Russ; arguably the strongest Space Marine chapter, whose homeworld is one of the best protect in the Imperium and their forces some of humanities finest protectors. Say what you like about their customs, but they get the job done and I don't take kindly to those slagging off the Space Wolves.

Watch yourself and your attitude brother, or else you may be the one with missing limbs...

<--- to display the intended tone

Dude... not even WE, a chapter of 1000, could take down the Wolves. ESPECIALLY on their home turf.

Haha, Wolf love all around.

To be fair, the only reason I mentioned the wolves was because Purplefood did >_>

And I figured it matched with our "recon" mission <_<

but then again, Avondale has been pretty absent since then, maybe he gave up on us o_O

I wouldnt mess with the Ba either i dont think the dreadnoughts would be very happy if they were woken up again to defend Baal. However they would probably enjoy pulverising daves shiny parts. And they will probably want a word with a certain sponson gunner through the hole they just ripped in someones predator.

You're right.

The only chapter I would honestly like to see purged would be the Ultramarines. But I am a bit over zealous when it comes to the smurfs' destruction o_O

Amanax wrote:Haha, Wolf love all around.

To be fair, the only reason I mentioned the wolves was because Purplefood did >_>

And I figured it matched with our "recon" mission <_<

but then again, Avondale has been pretty absent since then, maybe he gave up on us o_O

I mentioned them as being a victim of the Codex after being forced to change from Legion to Chapter.

purplefood wrote:

Amanax wrote:Haha, Wolf love all around.

To be fair, the only reason I mentioned the wolves was because Purplefood did >_>

And I figured it matched with our "recon" mission <_<

but then again, Avondale has been pretty absent since then, maybe he gave up on us o_O

I mentioned them as being a victim of the Codex after being forced to change from Legion to Chapter.

Oh.

More proof that the Ulramarines are heratics attempting to weaken the Imperium! >______>

Could have saved me a lot of trouble if you had mentioned that sooner ;_;

You seemed to be having so much fun though...

Yeah, I was.

But I could easily have directed all of that at someone else!
Blarg, I'm probably getting demoted for this.

You're a sponson gunner...
Demoted to what? Scout?
Ooo that might be a shiny idea...

Nope. He'd be demoted to... drumroll pleeeeease..... figurehead. Basically, we tie him to the front and he attempts to hack enemies with his sword as the tank drives through.

I'll get put on the storm bolter instead of the lascannon... or end up driving <_>

Or be the target for target practice v_v

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Nope. He'd be demoted to... drumroll pleeeeease..... figurehead. Basically, we tie him to the front and he attempts to hack enemies with his sword as the tank drives through.

That sounds like a fun idea.

It does, doesn't it? He'd need a bigger sword, though.

I heard that GK have big swords...
I also heard they have a big robot that has a big sword...

steeds of war wrote:I And they will probably want a word with a certain sponson gunner through the hole they just ripped in someones predator.

Oh god not the sponson gunner seat im sat in rubbing my hands together going "hehe tank commander here I come".
Amanax you can keep your sponson gunner seat if this hapens.

Dread Knights are butt ugly, though...

Lysenis wrote:Do you have any more room for people? a librarian perhaps?

Sadly all I have left is a few tactical squad positions left

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Dread Knights are butt ugly, though...

Their sword is nice and shiny though...

purplefood wrote:

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Dread Knights are butt ugly, though...

Their sword is nice and shiny though...

Shiny seems to be popular.

Stop trying to sreal mah Libby!

gaovinni wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Dread Knights are butt ugly, though...

Their sword is nice and shiny though...

Shiny seems to be popular.

Shiny Dave and shiny swords.
I have a shiny plasma gun... i call it shiny.

Men I have news... while we were trying to catch the cowardly Tau, we happened to find a different opponent that didn't take it kindly to be found, Brothers I speak of the traitorous Alpha Legion.

I've named all my storm bolter bullets, Bullet 1, Bullet2, Bullet3, Bullet-oh noes there's a huge horde stood behind dave- etc etc.


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Alpha legion eh? BURN THEM ALL ( if of course we can find them)

Alpha Legion? Excellent! Me and Shiny shall kill us some worthy foes!

I can't believe you named your gun

purplefood wrote:Alpha Legion? Excellent! Me and Shiny shall kill us some worthy foes!

Be careful with that thing. There is a chance that lil "Shiny" there will burn your hands off and I need to fix you new shiny ones.


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Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I can't believe you named your gun

Why do I think he might not be the only one...

Hmm more shiny-ness going around, time to find my can of spray paint.

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Hmm more shiny-ness going around, time to find my can of spray paint.

Shiny paint?

-Insert poker face- Yeeess, -while hurriedly hiding the can of fluorescent pink behind my back-.

Dude... Shiny paint.... so cool.

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:-Insert poker face- Yeeess, -while hurriedly hiding the can of fluorescent pink behind my back-.

If you ask me... you can use whatever paint you wish. Just don't paint my stuff with it (without permission) or you'll end up with a loooot of shiny limbs. But do you have enough pink for my bolter?

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I can't believe you named your gun

I cant believe you didn't...
At any rate it wasn't a difficult decision.

hmmm tactical marine reporting for duty with my bolt gun stabby

Who said anything about Pink? -while leaving the paint on a handy table- all I've got is this shiny paint *ahem*. now if you'll excuse me I've got to name the rest of my bolt shells.

Yesssss... every.... last... one.

forgot im battle brother jordan jt for short

Right boss, here's the next few Bullet- Dave get out of the way so I can shoot the xeno's/heretics etc, Bullet- sorry Dave the kinda moved in the same direction as you dodged, Bullet 7, Bullet 8, Bullet someday there going to be a promotion.

Also Bullet woot new page.

My bullets are named in threes. Death, Fear, and George.

What about Tom, Dick and Despair?

I'm just customizing my bolter. Might give it a new pattern name or something. "Kaspar pattern boltgun". No?

forgot im battle brother jordan jt for short

Actuall, Tom and Jeryy are two others.

So anyways WHERE'S THE ALPHA LEGION?

The duck pond?

Oh god no, I don't have any submersible bullets.

Alpha legion is right behind the pumpkin waiting for the most opportune time to catch the ninja squirrel.

As well as being in the duck pond?

As well as being right behind you...

And above you stalking you while you sleep.

That's just the Night Lords.

I think my mind just exploded, quick we need to form a revolving huddle -> see the red dwarf episode where the cat and rimmer (i think) try too be at the back and the front by walking forwards and around each other.

Your mind exploded? Want a new shiny one?

Why?



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I meant that about the huddle

People seem to like shiny.

It depends, with this new shiny mind will I be able to move stuff WITH MY MIND?

No. Your mind would just be shiny.

Then no I just want an unshiny mind so it wont draw the attention of any warp spawned filth. Always gotta be on guard against those guys, they're incredibly sneaky.....

Hey, uh I was looking around this thread and was wondering if anybody wanted to join THE GREATER GOOD?!!?!?!?111

DickBandit wrote:Hey, uh I was looking around this thread and was wondering if anybody wanted to join THE GREATER GOOD?!!?!?!?111

Does it involve killing Xenos like Tau for example?

I'll sign up for that reason.

gaovinni wrote:

DickBandit wrote:Hey, uh I was looking around this thread and was wondering if anybody wanted to join THE GREATER GOOD?!!?!?!?111

Does it involve killing Xenos like Tau for example?

No, but we do have cookies... and REALLY BIG ROBOTS!!!

DickBandit wrote:

gaovinni wrote:

DickBandit wrote:Hey, uh I was looking around this thread and was wondering if anybody wanted to join THE GREATER GOOD?!!?!?!?111

Does it involve killing Xenos like Tau for example?

No, but we do have cookies... and REALLY BIG ROBOTS!!!

No killing Tau? Count me out. Big robots are fun to destroy... Shiny Feet would love to do that.

Nah, i'd rather shoot them, spray paint the corpses pink and take the cookies afterwards.

Damn, Ninja'd

No, xenos scum. Take your silver toungue elsewhere, lest I shove my powerfist where the sun don't shine.

Ah, I'm just messing with you. saying, 'xenos scum' just ain't me. But be warned- spread that filth again, and I will be forced to perform aforementioned threat. Others take note!

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:No, xenos scum. Take your silver toungue elsewhere, lest I shove my powerfist where the sun don't shine.

Ah, I'm just messing with you. saying, 'xenos scum' just ain't me. But be warned- spread that filth again, and I will be forced to perform aforementioned threat. Others take note!

You have a powerfist? I want one!

*sidles up* pffffffffff *sidles away*

You now have a pink powerfist.

BOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!! anyone want a rocket? or a rocket on their rocket? or a rocket in there shoulder... Dave I'm looking in your direction.......... a pretty rocket filled with loveliness and hope and..........................

"DAEMONS!!!!" *evil voice*

no one want one?

Collect your rockets and stop harassing poor Shiny Feet. You can target practice and shoot rockets at some xenos but try not to blast Shiny Feet apart before we have a dreadnought ready for him.

We don't take kindly to your rockets in this predator.

*sulks in the corner*

*mumbles problems to rockets surrounding me*

"we'll show them...... we'll show them all!!! hahahahahaha"

Darn that spray paint! The prettyness must die! Die! Die!

Oooh. Give the pretty pink power fist to me.

It most certainly was not me. I was...er.... etching the names of m bullets into my....er....bullets.

Emperor this thread has turned into a mess, alpha legion rockets.....pink power fists
Where is our lord and chapter master to give his men direction and an outlet for all this sillyness.
Let's take out our fury and pink spray paint on the arch enemy we will paint their armour pink and call them funny names and laugh at them heartily, we will call their mothers And tell them they have been very naughty boys!
We will see them driven before us and hear the lamentation of their women!!!

I need more brothers for the death company

But there is no Death Company so you can't have any more brothers for it....we could have the shiny pink company perhaps you can be part of that with brother dave and his shiny pink leg..and possibly arm in the near future.

I guess, but I'm still wearing my fabulous golden chains, red X's, and my chalice full of blood

Amanax wrote:

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

yer same here there the best chapter ever,how about we make join the ultramrines today thred I baggsy chapter master!

I'm pretty sure you need to be able to spell Ultramarines before you are allowed to be the Chapter Master...

*zing* To be fair, there is a lot of paperwork, so it would make some sense too. Then there's all the autographs the Ultramarines would have to sign too.

Not too many autographs left to be signed after the Tyranids almost consumed Macragge.

Also means that it wouldn't be too hard to eliminate those who remain... According to Dorn, Guilliman's Codex Astartes was weakening the Imperiums' overall strength, making it so that those who needed the power to command their legions would not be able to muster enough forces in time to stop any real threat. Macragges near destruction experience is proof of Dorn's words! Had they been able to muster the full might of their former glory, they could have repelled the invaders with a much lower casualty rate.

The Ultramarines are traitors to the Imperium and thus must be extinguished along with every fool who stands beside them! For the good of mankind, I request a crusade to wipe their filth from this sector!

start transmition
++++++Never!!!I've seen your soul its been pozzesed by a deamon+++++
+++++++ calling all fellow ultramarines stand together, stand stronge and purge this hertic filf++++++++++++
+++++++For the Emperor,for Gulliuman!!!!+++++++++++++
End transmission....

If you put 'End transmission' wouldn't you have to put 'Start transmission'?

purplefood wrote:If you put 'End transmission' wouldn't you have to put 'Start transmission'?

Maybe the start was corrupted data and was not shown?

The good news is we defeated the traitorous filth the bad news is that we took some casualties (meaning some marines got wounded really badly, not killed)

Yay!
Do we have the scoreboard?

I'll post the results soon, once I remembered who killed who but I can say there is a surprise for Brother/Sister Dave

I hope I got shot in the face, i'd look great with a bionic eye! then i can get a patch and look like that guy from days of our lives!

A good surprise for Shiny Dave or a bad surprise?
Does it have anything to do with me?

Casualties? Gotta prepare some shiny parts...

avondale wrote:I'll post the results soon, once I remembered who killed who but I can say there is a surprise for Brother/Sister Dave

I'm not sure I like the sound of this and the mentioned casualties being put together. Then again, I could have finally got my revenge. Or promotion. Or internment in a Dreadnought. Or bagged a tank.

Who knows...

Just Dave wrote:

avondale wrote:I'll post the results soon, once I remembered who killed who but I can say there is a surprise for Brother/Sister Dave

I'm not sure I like the sound of this and the mentioned casualties being put together. Then again, I could have finally got my revenge. Or promotion. Or internment in a Dreadnought. Or bagged a tank.

Who knows...

Actually itsa good surprise heh

Forden burned his hands?

I bet that's it. Hope I smashed sumthin'. Hope it was big.

Bugger...
I got shot in the face didn't i?
Can i have Dave's dreadnought?

NO, you can be the new figurehead...

No thanks...
I don't do well around armoured vehicles...

Get carsick much?

It's more the intense amount of firepower directed at them... it tends to be inimical to my health...

You shouldn't worry about that... just hit them with your sword before they shoot.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:You shouldn't worry about that... just hit them with your sword before they shoot.

I'm pretty sure we decided it would be Amanax as the figurehead... unless he died... did he die?

I don't know... I don't feel dead. We haven't gotten our battle report yet >_>

You look it, unless... is that... your 'normal' face?

All I know is I've apparently got good news of sorts! Yippee! Beats Brother Forden shooting me in the foot. I think...

Unless your good news is a dreadnought body... then it's both good and bad!

True and he does always seem to provide good and bad news...

Though the bad news is usually not that bad >_>

The problem with dreadnoughts is the lack of certain organic features...

Maybe he has decided to change it up a bit...
At any rate if Shiny has backfired on me i'm gonna be pissed...

He referring to Avondale?

Again, Dave, you may not find yourself to popular with the ldaies, if you catch my drift...

He=Avondale... this time anyway.

I bet shiny stabbed you in tha back... and then blew up. Karma's a beotch, mate.

Meh, Shiny loves me.
I shall fix Shiny once i have recovered if i need to and then I shall return to my squad and carry on shooting Shiny and shooting at Shiny Dave.

And then when you Die Shiny will become Rusty.

Shiny will live on...
Shiny will always live on...

Shiny will be given to another marine if you die... or do you wish to be buried with it?

I call dibs on shiny!

I shall call him blasty and he shall be mine!

Never....... Death Guard Eternal......................

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:He referring to Avondale?

Again, Dave, you may not find yourself to popular with the ldaies, if you catch my drift...

You realise, right that we all lost that privilege when we became astartes?

True, but... if chaos were to come calling... y'know...

Can I be a marine if any spots are left?

AFAIK, there are some Spaces in the tactical squads, particularly squad "racis--- uuuh... "death to xenos". Avondale's the man to ask though...

@Asgeirr; wouldn't it be a bit late if Chaos comes a calling? I mean, it's gone man. Unless you get some kind of mutation *shudder*. Even then, I can't guarantee that I wouldn't meltagun you or that the ladies would even like such a mutation...
Wow. Can't believe I'm having this conversation.

is it really gone I mean it does serve a purpose other than..... you know, space marines just have a reduced libido, reduced to non existent however I know if I happened to see a particularly good looking sister... I would tap that ass.

Mmm... battle sisters...

Here is the kill report against the Alpha legionnaires (also if there is a * by your name that means your marine was critically wounded, and therefore was trasnported to the Battle Barge) :
Brother Captain Sam - a Daemon Prince

"Hell's Bane"

Driver Hazzer - 5 Chaos Marines
Gunner Amanax - Chaos Predator and Dreadnought
Brother Phobus - 4 Chaos Marines

Veteran Squad "SpOoOoOoOoN!"

Veteran Brother Sergeant Coa - 5 Thousand Sons and the Aspiring Sorcerer
Veteran Brother Aquilius - 4 Thousand Sons
*Veteran Brother Cornelius - 4 Thousand Sons
*Veteran Brother Redeemer - 3 Thousand Sons
*Veteran Brother Ray - 2 Thousand Sons

Tactical Squad Hellfire

Brother Sergeant Tyr - 2 Chaos Marines
Brother/Sister Dave - 2 Chaos Marines ( and Brother Forden's Foot)
Brother Frenzy - 1 Chaos Marine
Brother Dranus - 1 Chaos Marine
Brother Naimad - 1 Chaos Marine
Brother Boyofdestiny - 1 Chaos Marine
Brother Davinius - 1 Chaos Marine
Brother Bartley - 1 Chaos Marine
*Brother Angorium - None
*Brother Lygrisaxon - None

Tactical Squad Death to Xenos

Brother Sergeant Alguan - 1 Chaos Marine
Brother Simythius - 3 Chaos Marines
Brother Forden - 1 Chaos Marine ( and Brother Tyr's foot along with Veteran Ray's Jump pack)
Brother Kaspar - 1 Chaos Marine
Brother Alonzo - 1 Chaos Marine
Brother Arthor - 1 Chaos Marine
Brother Delenius - 1 Chaos Marine
*Brother Jorden - 1 Chaos Marine
*Brother Goddard - None

The Attack Bike Brothers killed none of the traitorous marines as they were acting as distraction and fingering the enemy
, plus one Thousand Son Chaos marine would have gotten away if it wasn't for me calling a Orbital Bombardment on him

I will be posting awards soon, as I now have decided that I'll post awards when ever I want instead of doing it ever week

Damnit...
I lost a foot but gained another foot and a jump pack...
Shiny...
Tyr i'm gonna use your foot as my foot, i'm not ready to go down the augmetic route.

What? Are you afraid of shiny legs Forden? Seems like I've got some patching up to do.

Makes me a bigger target...

No it doesn't... well depends on the size of the part but it can be scaled so that it wont change a thing.

Yeah but being shiny on the battlefield is't a great idea...

Woo! A fellow predator and a dreadnought under my belt

My lascannon is kicking all your butts <_<


Avon, how was that pred outfitted? It greatly effects the cost with chaos (They can be between 70 points and upwards of 200 a piece is why I ask...)

purplefood wrote:Yeah but being shiny on the battlefield is't a great idea...

If you don't like shiny we can make it not shiny.

gaovinni wrote:

purplefood wrote:Yeah but being shiny on the battlefield is't a great idea...

If you don't like shiny we can make it not shiny.

I do like shiny but i am currently using Tyr's foot as a substitute...
Shiny will come in good time, but when it does we shall go really shiny.

Shiny head? Lungs? Hands, feet, spleen, liver, kidneys, bladder or heart?

All of it...
I will be a beautiful shiny butterfly!

Mah Leg! Curse you, Forden! Igor... I mean Gaovinni, grow me a new one stat, Or I'll have to steal someones! I mean, I'm already missing my hand (replaced it with a PF FTW)... Lord knows what I'll end up losing next.

So whats my total now? 10 Guardsmen, 2 CSM (not too shabby) and sum Tau?

Demon Prince w00t w00t!

Aw, shut up, SIR!

Only one kill again...all that time practising my bolter drills for nothing.....well back to the drawing board....maybe if i fired fluffy pink bunnies at the enemy instead of mass reactor rounds....hrmm the possibilities are endless

Dude... 1 CSM is better than 1 guardsman.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Mah Leg! Curse you, Forden! Igor... I mean Gaovinni, grow me a new one stat, Or I'll have to steal someones! I mean, I'm already missing my hand (replaced it with a PF FTW)... Lord knows what I'll end up losing next.

So whats my total now? 10 Guardsmen, 2 CSM (not too shabby) and sum Tau?

A shiny bionic leg with a built-in grenade launcher?

Brother Forden's foot will do nicely. The 2 CSM's could've been better and they're not the tank I've been hankering to melt, but Forden's foot will make up for that.

I'm still amazed by our relatively few losses (and that the tank driver killed four and the storm bolter gunner killed four?!). No offence Chapter Master, but are you sure you're not making this up?

I shall calculate the points at some point. Pun intended. I can't guarantee how soon it will be however...

I was wondering the same thing... and no, gaovinni, my old leg will be fine.

Aww. Nobody wants the grenade launcher leg...

I want a Rocket Leg!!!!!

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
Battle Brother Metalus
Ready to destroy the enemies of the Emperor

Metalus Glad to have you in DTX squad

Get your bolter prepped and here's your free complimentary rocket in your goodie bag

Just Dave wrote: and the storm bolter gunner killed four?!).

I find this marginally offensive, I am a highly trained operator of pintle mounted weaponry and if you continue in this manner you may find yourself pink one morning. You have been warned.

Also I'm disappointed that my named bullets failed to hit their target.

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:

Just Dave wrote: and the storm bolter gunner killed four?!).

I find this marginally offensive, I am a highly trained operator of pintle mounted weaponry and if you continue in this manner you may find yourself pink one morning. You have been warned.

Also I'm disappointed that my named bullets failed to hit their target.

It wasn't your Marksmanship that I was commenting on (I'm refraining from doing so), but more within 7-turns max, the Predator managed to target at least 3 different targets, during which time it killed a Dreadnought and Predator and 8 Chaos Space Marines IIRC. My simple maths suggests that, if you were in range the entire time and had a viable target, minus the two turns it would've taken as minimum targetting the vehicles, you (on average) should've killed 1-2 CSM's...

Just Dave wrote:

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:

Just Dave wrote: and the storm bolter gunner killed four?!).

I find this marginally offensive, I am a highly trained operator of pintle mounted weaponry and if you continue in this manner you may find yourself pink one morning. You have been warned.

Also I'm disappointed that my named bullets failed to hit their target.

It wasn't your Marksmanship that I was commenting on (I'm refraining from doing so), but more within 7-turns max, the Predator managed to target at least 3 different targets, during which time it killed a Dreadnought and Predator and 8 Chaos Space Marines IIRC. My simple maths suggests that, if you were in range the entire time and had a viable target, minus the two turns it would've taken as minimum targetting the vehicles, you (on average) should've killed 1-2 CSM's...

Clearly his expertise at shooting a tiny gun from a large target, increases his average by 100%

Wait... why is there a storm bolter in a full lascannon predator? (not meant as an offensive question to a certain highly trained operator of pintle-mounted weaponry)

Brother Paul, the Enflamed.

He's on fire. No more needs to be said.

gaovinni wrote:Wait... why is there a storm bolter in a full lascannon predator? (not meant as an offensive question to a certain highly trained operator of pintle-mounted weaponry)

Because... storm bolters are awesome...

Oh I do not doubt that. I personally love storm bolters. Was just wondering why an anti-tank predator had one. Multipurpose predators are fun in my opinnion though...

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Aw, shut up, SIR!

You're just jealous that you didn't single handedly kill a dark prince of Chaos.

Just Dave wrote:Brother Forden's foot will do nicely. The 2 CSM's could've been better and they're not the tank I've been hankering to melt, but Forden's foot will make up for that.

I'm still amazed by our relatively few losses (and that the tank driver killed four and the storm bolter gunner killed four?!). No offence Chapter Master, but are you sure you're not making this up?

I shall calculate the points at some point. Pun intended. I can't guarantee how soon it will be however...

No I did not make it up as the armies we have been facing are rather incompetent and have no idea what they are doing

avondale wrote:

Just Dave wrote:Brother Forden's foot will do nicely. The 2 CSM's could've been better and they're not the tank I've been hankering to melt, but Forden's foot will make up for that.

I'm still amazed by our relatively few losses (and that the tank driver killed four and the storm bolter gunner killed four?!). No offence Chapter Master, but are you sure you're not making this up?

I shall calculate the points at some point. Pun intended. I can't guarantee how soon it will be however...

No I did not make it up as the armies we have been facing are rather incompetent and have no idea what they are doing

I once fought a DE kabal single handedly...
Most of them died after they fell over in a wood.

Small, Far Away wrote:Brother Paul, the Enflamed.

He's on fire. No more needs to be said.

Sadly there are no positions now available but you have been put on the reservation list

SIR! Taking a short leave of absence, SIR!

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:SIR! Taking a short leave of absence, SIR!

Okay

*starts rummaging through Asgeirr's foot locker*

Huh what...oh no this is my stuff...see it's in my hands....

*runs away*

Stealing from battle brothers? Where is my share?

Yay,I ran over 5 Chaos Marines!

Fair point brother/sister Dave, but as I've already stated i'm an expert pintle operator, as well as my best mate being a Jokaero, so i get some added bonuses..... there better not be any techppriest listeningFair point brother/sister Dave, but as I've already stated i'm an expert pintle operator, as well as my best mate being a Jokaero, so i get some added bonuses ..... there better not be any techpriest listening

I am hoping to be promoted to Techmarine...
When a position opens up due to an unfortunate casualty...
Though when a position does open up i can fix Shiny Dave when he breaks...

So when this happens you'll forget about the whole altered weapons thing?

Forget? Hell no i'll be doing more of them.

-Insert Mr burns here- Excellent.

How can I get promited?

HAZZER wrote:How can I get promited?

You need to pass a test...
The first question is this: How do you spell promotion?

Such cruelty.

Here is this weeks awards for those very deserving people:

Brother Captain Sam - the Imperial Laurel

Gunner Amanax - Sponson Gunner of the last 2 Weeks

Driver Hazzer - the Crushington Award (for running things over)

Brother Sergeant Tyr - Iron Skull and a purity seal

Brother/Sister Dave - The Honorifica Valourium and Bother Forden's foot

Veteran Brother Sergeant - Iron Halo

Brother Simythius - Marksman's Honour

Veteran Brother Aquilius - Imperial Laurel

Good Job Marines! (oh hey we are soon gonna be receiving a command squad for Brother Captain Sam, but not right away, so I'll tell you guys or girs when we have received them)

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:How can I get promited?

You need to pass a test...
The first question is this: How do you spell promotion?

Second this motion. It's cruel, but promotion requires logistics and logistics requires spelling...

avondale wrote:Here is this weeks awards for those very deserving people:

Brother Captain Sam - the Imperial Laurel

Gunner Amanax - Sponson Gunner of the last 2 Weeks

Driver Hazzer - the Crushington Award (for running things over)

Brother Sergeant Tyr - Iron Skull and a purity seal

Brother/Sister Dave - The Honorifica Valourium and Bother Forden's foot

Veteran Brother Sergeant - Iron Halo

Brother Simythius - Marksman's Honour

Veteran Brother Aquilius - Imperial Laurel

Good Job Marines! (oh hey we are soon gonna be receiving a command squad for Brother Captain Sam, but not right away, so I'll tell you guys or girs when we have received them)

Thank you for the award sire; I appreciate it greatly, despite not knowing what it means.

Like the sound of the command squad too Chapter Master, I'd recommend Brother Kaspar for apothecary sir. I wouldn't object to a promotion either of course.

Kaspar would make a good apothecary, he is always picking bits of us up from the ground after we get shot up... either that or he is building a meat dragon...

As the vanguard (cornelius) thats killed the most except sarge could i request the position of company champion in the upcoming command squad.

We have lost sight of he cowardly Tau (no thanks to Brother Forden who accidently shot most of the navigation crew)
so we're on training exercises for now and in the future we'll have competitions between all of ya

avondale wrote:We have lost sight of he cowardly Tau (no thanks to Brother Forden who accidently shot most of the navigation crew)
so we're on training exercises for now and in the future we'll have competitions between all of ya

In my defence they did try to fight back...

purplefood wrote:

avondale wrote:We have lost sight of he cowardly Tau (no thanks to Brother Forden who accidently shot most of the navigation crew)
so we're on training exercises for now and in the future we'll have competitions between all of ya

In my defence they did try to fight back...

I know it was an accident they were all drunk while your were blind folded while trying to "shoot the tail off the donkey"

avondale wrote:

purplefood wrote:

avondale wrote:We have lost sight of he cowardly Tau (no thanks to Brother Forden who accidently shot most of the navigation crew)
so we're on training exercises for now and in the future we'll have competitions between all of ya

In my defence they did try to fight back...

I know it was an accident they were all drunk while your were blind folded while trying to "shoot the tail off the donkey"

If they didn't move i would have hit that donkey and all...

avondale wrote:Gunner Amanax - Sponson Gunner of the last 2 Weeks

Bwahaha! Uncontested

Lord Avondale, as a company command squad is in our possible future, would you mind listing the openings that might be available? This would allow us to know what we might try to aim for (Such as Cornelius for Champion, Kasper as Apothecary, I would like chaplain etc etc). I am sure our brothers would appreciate this insight as well.

Did i get another marksman award or just the one from last time? Sir is there any chance I can be the captain of a regularly deployed devastator squad if they're anything like me atm we can take half the army out

I don't think Chaplains are part of a Command squad...

purplefood wrote:I don't think Chaplains are part of a Command squad...

Depends on the chapter whether or not they would accompany the commander. I know the old books all allowed it, not sure for the standard marine book (Which is I'm sure what he's using for our chapter given what we've seen). Though, I think the templar book (The one I'm familiar with) might be the only one that still does that ;_;

Amanax wrote:

purplefood wrote:I don't think Chaplains are part of a Command squad...

Depends on the chapter whether or not they would accompany the commander. I know the old books all allowed it, not sure for the standard marine book (Which is I'm sure what he's using for our chapter given what we've seen). Though, I think the templar book (The one I'm familiar with) might be the only one that still does that ;_;

The new one doesn't allow it...
The previous one did have Chaplain, Terminator and Librarian command squad, this one only has Captain command squads.

purplefood wrote:

Amanax wrote:

purplefood wrote:I don't think Chaplains are part of a Command squad...

Depends on the chapter whether or not they would accompany the commander. I know the old books all allowed it, not sure for the standard marine book (Which is I'm sure what he's using for our chapter given what we've seen). Though, I think the templar book (The one I'm familiar with) might be the only one that still does that ;_;

The new one doesn't allow it...
The previous one did have Chaplain, Terminator and Librarian command squad, this one only has Captain command squads.

Well, how lame. Are they elites like they are in the BA book, or HQs like SW? O_o

HQ like Librarians.
I find it funny how Techmarines haven't gotten the same love that the other 3 Commander type units have.

I think we need a suitably impressive banner for our glorious company of crusaders. I was thinking maybe silhouettes of naked girls holding chainsaws, surrounded by skulls. And a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT somewhere.

A CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT everywhere...

coolyo294 wrote:I think we need a suitably impressive banner for our glorious company of crusaders. I was thinking maybe silhouettes of naked girls holding chainsaws, surrounded by skulls. And a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT somewhere.

Yup, that about sums us up!

@Purple - I would have to agree. My BT techmarines don't get played nearly as often as I would like them to, because they simply aren't worth the points. Though, they GK Techies are at least worth something thanks to their OSR.

Also, this doesn't change my stance - I could easily be a chaplain attached to the CCS! Come on... Come on, I'd give re-rolls to hit in the first round of assault

Ooooh. A possible apothecary job. Brother Kaspar likes this... and wants the job.

Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

How would a pair of swallows carry a coconut? It'd be far too large for one. Unless you attached it via a piece of string carried by each swallow. Not that's an original idea...

How about razorback driver/gunner for the command squad if there is one

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

How would a pair of swallows carry a coconut? It'd be far too large for one. Unless you attached it via a piece of string carried by each swallow. Not that's an original idea...

The ancient greeks did it IIRC

purplefood wrote:

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

How would a pair of swallows carry a coconut? It'd be far too large for one. Unless you attached it via a piece of string carried by each swallow. Not that's an original idea...

The ancient greeks did it IIRC

Actually, I'd swear some funny looking guys on a castle in England did it first.
Then the coconuts were used to make horse sounds. I think...

Can I be a Librarian or is this some kind of Black Templar psyker hate going on? If so count me in as a Assault Marine.

"Death from above!"

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

How would a pair of swallows carry a coconut? It'd be far too large for one. Unless you attached it via a piece of string carried by each swallow. Not that's an original idea...

The ancient greeks did it IIRC

Actually, I'd swear some funny looking guys on a castle in England did it first.
Then the coconuts were used to make horse sounds. I think...

A well known therom in Physics...
Making horsey sounds with coconuts does in fact make you go faster... much like a horse.

purplefood wrote:
Making horsey sounds with coconuts does in fact make you go faster... much like a horse.

Quoted for truth, much like shooting behind you with the machine gun in a warthog. (or at least that's what I tell my team mates behind me )

Also can i request that we get some Cyclops Demolition Vehicle's? As I like not being in the firing line.

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:

purplefood wrote:
Making horsey sounds with coconuts does in fact make you go faster... much like a horse.

Quoted for truth, much like shooting behind you with the machine gun in a warthog. (or at least that's what I tell my team mates behind me )

I find it helps to do it anyway... for effect.

Also if we end up with a CRASSUS, can we call it Cassius?

No.
She will be called Angelique...

But Cassius the CRASSUS....mumble, mumble, mumble....

Tanks need proper names.

But...but..but, aww okay no use arguing with the plasma gun wielding mani....peeerson.

Oh argue away. I'll fix you some shiny parts.

"Pain comes before replacement body parts" Chapter 4 verse 3 line 7-The book of Borther Forden.

I am glad someone else thinks that way.

But im an awful coward, why do you think i sit in a tank and yell at people?

Haha, mateys, I be back! Back from my pentinent crusade of sorts! Back to the chapter!

It seems in my absence, those foul creatures that have been trying to steal my (hopefully future) librarianship have been up to their old tricks! No more!

Welcome back!

In all actuality, it's been pretty quiet around here lately o_O

I ain't stolen nothin. But i could spray paint those who have for you.

Fuzzy, you do that. Which squad are you part of, anyhow?

Im wielding the storm bolter on the pred, cos im pro.

AH. Explains a lot.

Wait, being surrounded by lascannons going off has impaired my ability to see sarcasm, if I eventually work out that your being sarcastic....then...then you'll be sorry.

Totally not my fault.

I blame Dave...
Let us deal with him in the old fashioned way... with a trial. I'll be the judge 'cos i like wearing funny hair.

I call dibs on prosecutor. My argument will clearly get Dave proven guilty, I can see it all now *enters a daydream* yes it was clearly Dave as we can see that he is pink, this is backed up by the most important piece of evidence, the perpetrator ....

Mozzyfuzzy wrote: But i could spray paint those who have for you.

, *leaves daydream* yes i can see it all going according to plan.

?

I thought the oldfashioned way was hanging him from a statue by his 'nads.

Going past the prescribed old-fashioned way is heresy.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:?

I thought the oldfashioned way was hanging him from a statue by his 'nads.

That's the modern way (Good song, great band)
This is the old fashioned way...
I now call this court into order
*smackity smack smack*
Oh wait we still need a lawyer for the defense...
Incidentally Avon told me to shoot any lawyers with shiny...

Dave is innocent!

*starts a chant*

Free Dave....Free Dave.....Free Dave.....Free Dave....

What do you mean he's not in jail....well then why am i piqueting this jail....ok so he's not in there then where is he?

*starts piqueting daves house*

Free Dave....Free Dave....Free Dave.....

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

1. My favourite colour is blue.
2. WTH how does this link into being in the command squad?
3. I don't know what nautical miles are at the top of my head!
4.I'll try to improve my spelling and grammar.

HAZZER wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

1. My favourite colour is blue.
2. WTH how does this link into being in the command squad?
3. I don't know what nautical miles are at the top of my head!
4.I'll try to improve my spelling and grammar.

Hey now you have to know the capitals of various locations to be in a company command squad. It's a well known fact of war, that you must know the terrain if you wish for a true victory. How do you hope to win a battle if you don't even know where the enemy commander is going to be located!?

Also, if you can't tell what nautical miles are, you should look them up. As a member of a company command squad, it is crucial that you are able to understand any form of distance and be able to convert to any other version of distance at a moment's notice. This will allow you to better judge the distance of weapons being fired when you are working with off world planets...

>_>


<_<


Yeah, that sounds good enough...? o_O

HAZZER wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

1. My favourite colour is blue.
2. WTH how does this link into being in the command squad?
3. I don't know what nautical miles are at the top of my head!
4.I'll try to improve my spelling and grammar.

I don't think you've seen Monty Pythons Holy Grail...you should it's hillarious even 30 years after it was made.

You got the first one right
The second one is not from the moive
And the third is easy African or European?

There about 1.1 land miles, the capital of india is new delhi and is ther even such a thing as a medditeranean coconut?

DaveAsp wrote:

HAZZER wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

1. My favourite colour is blue.
2. WTH how does this link into being in the command squad?
3. I don't know what nautical miles are at the top of my head!
4.I'll try to improve my spelling and grammar.

I don't think you've seen Monty Pythons Holy Grail...you should it's hillarious even 30 years after it was made.

You got the first one right
The second one is not from the moive
And the third is easy African or European?

[quote from Wikipedia ]The nautical mile remains in use by sea and air navigators worldwide because of its convenience when working with charts. Most nautical charts are constructed on the Mercator projection whose scale varies by approximately a factor of six from the equator to 80° north or south latitude. It is, therefore, impossible to show a single linear scale for use on charts on scales smaller than about 1/80,000.[2] Since a nautical mile is, for practical navigation, the same as a minute of latitude, it is easy to measure a distance on a chart with dividers, using the latitude scale on the side of the chart directly to the east or west of the distance being measured.

Amanax wrote:Welcome back!

In all actuality, it's been pretty quiet around here lately o_O

The mans right. Until someone suggested blaming Dave...

Which by the by, I don't appreciate. Anyone who suggests it again may get the ol' back-hand-eroo. With a powerfist. Ye' hear?!

Any plasma cannons going? i love the smell of melting traitor in the morning

I think you'll find it's only rank and file marines spots left now.

I don't think there are any spaces available atm actually.

What about something i can hack with? a chain sword? a power fist

Just Dave wrote:I don't think there are any spaces available atm actually.

DaveAsp wrote:

HAZZER wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:Can I be the company champion "run over " driver for the comand squad?
Or, can the current preadtor be in the comand squad?

To be in the Command squad you must first pass a series of challenges.
1)What is your favorite colour?
2)What is the capital of India?
3)What is the range (in nautical miles) of a pair of swallows carrying a mediterranean coconut?

Also you need to improve your spelling and grammar.

1. My favourite colour is blue.
2. WTH how does this link into being in the command squad?
3. I don't know what nautical miles are at the top of my head!
4.I'll try to improve my spelling and grammar.

I don't think you've seen Monty Pythons Holy Grail...you should it's hillarious even 30 years after it was made.

You got the first one right
The second one is not from the moive
And the third is easy African or European?

I improvised. It's what they would have wanted...

you could have asked what is the capital of Assyra.

also best quote ever
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

DaveAsp wrote:you could have asked what is the capital of Assyra.

also best quote ever
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Nope..
The best quote ever is either

"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
OR
""I cut off your arm!"
"It's just a fleshwound"
(See Dave just a flesh wound)

purplefood wrote:"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
OR
""I cut off your arm!"
"It's just a fleshwound"
(See Dave just a flesh wound)

"OK then, we'll call it a draw?"

DaveAsp wrote:r
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Amen, Battle Brother.

Black templars do actually get the holy hand grenade

Or this one
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Come to think of it most of that film is pretty damn funny...
The Holy Grail is still my favorite though.

purplefood wrote:The Holy Grail is still my favorite though.

Seconded.

Life of Brian is good but yes holy grail is better...i'd say holy grail followed by life of brian then probably meaning of life being my 3 fav monty python movies.

You can get a box set of all 3.

Monty Python is possibly the most influencial comedy group of all time. Seriously. Oh, adn pruple, that was that about a bad and song? I just took that from Terry Pratchett...

Speaking of not having any spots left, stonned astartes, there are three things you need to know:

1. I'm guessing by name and image that bruning traitor isn't the only smell you like in the moring... shame on you (but I won't tell you how to live your life, man...)

2. Ya spelled 'stoned' wrong...

3. One does not 'hack' with a powerfist. One 'fists' with a powerfist.

Okay, ew....

Me?
What?
I'm confused now...

You said somehting at the top of the page about a band and a song?

Oh yeah...
Kaiser Chiefs did a song called 'Modern Way'
I was a big fan of them back then, still am sort of.
Used to play DoW to their songs...
You need to see a Baneblade go to town on an Ork base to the sound of 'Ruby' fun times...

My respect for you has just significantly increased Brother Forden. Congratulations.

Don't screw it up by shooting me again, eh?

Just Dave wrote:My respect for you has just significantly increased Brother Forden. Congratulations.

Don't screw it up by shooting me again, eh?

We'll see what happens Dave...