We're all professionals here...
Just at different things...

Yeah

*twitches and screams in agony, restrained still* Are you trying to kill me or something?!

Kaspars is about as professional as it is unless you want me to amputate and cauterize with my power sword and plama pistol.

Sister of Krieg wrote:*runs back in and takes the needles*

ok where do these go ^.^

*before waiting for a reply she starts sticking the needles into his arms and legs *

about there?

You have talent young one. You sure you do not want to reconsider the assistant job? You'd get to stick more needles into people. And help me with xenos research. *points at the room with an ork corpse on the table*

I'm not talking about Kaspar, I'm talking about the scout living in the storage room in the clinic!

Now is an anesthetic too much to ask for?

*grits teeth*

Sorry my bad *grins at Riffzor as she pulls the needles out one by one*

so where do these go Kaspar?

Riffzor wrote:I'm not talking about Kaspar, I'm talking about the scout living in the storage room in the clinic!

Now is an anesthetic too much to ask for?

*grits teeth*

Oh stop whining. It'll look just perfect once we're finished here.

Anaesthetic is for the weak...

Sister of Krieg wrote:Sorry my bad *grins at Riffzor as she pulls the needles out one by one*

so where do these go Kaspar?

*points at the places the needles are supposed to be* You got to get them deep in the flesh.

*snarls with bared teeth at Valance* Just patch me up, will you?!

*stabs the needles in slowly into the correct places*

ok that's better not so much blood came out that time

*sighs* ... I've got a feeling this is going to be a long, long night...

Sister of Krieg wrote:*stabs the needles in slowly into the correct places*

ok that's better not so much blood came out that time

Very good. You are almost as good at this as me. Now we can attach the new limbs.

So this larger one with the long toes goes down here and this other one for walking on goes up here right?

Oh, I -will- strangle you with that hand if you put it at the end of my leg. *glares up at Valance*

Oi, doc, help her out, will you? *looks up to Kaspar*

Sister of Krieg wrote:So this larger one with the long toes goes down here and this other one for walking on goes up here right?

Tempting... veeery tempting. But no. The xeno detector will not work properly if they are attached like that. Nor would the heresy meter. So they'll go the other way round.

Wow. I would feel bad for Riffzor if I didn't dislike him so much. Carry on Kaspar.A

damn *looks disappointed that she could test different things*

ok

For a Space Marine, and of the Hellsing Crusaders no less, you aren't very tough Riffzor

... Where does all of this hate come from? *attempts to fold his arms, only to find them still restrained*

and it's all because of what i know i thought you said *glare down at him*

You were kind of over the top and in your face on your first post

Kravox wrote:For a Space Marine, and of the Hellsing Crusaders no less, you aren't very tough Riffzor

Tough? I'm being shot at and now mishandled as if I were in the lair of an Ork doc. I think this company is restless, I don't care if they're ready for it or not, they need to be put into battle.

well you did say that we were "serving the False Emporer"

*glares at Riffzor again*

Yeah but Kaspar is good at giving people bionic limbs

Sister of Krieg wrote:damn *looks disappointed that she could test different things*

ok

You get to do a lot of experimenting if you become my assistant. As you can see there are a lot of injuries happening around here.

I would happily be your assisstant

I said nothing such, and if I had, you would have shot me on the spot - you didn't, which means you doubt yourself, or worse, the Emperor and his divine guidance. If anyone should be restrained and poked with needles here, it would be you, Valance.

*stares back defiantly*

Now put me back together, and be carefull where you poke those needles.

Riffzor wrote:

Kravox wrote:For a Space Marine, and of the Hellsing Crusaders no less, you aren't very tough Riffzor

Tough? I'm being shot at and now mishandled as if I were in the lair of an Ork doc. I think this company is restless, I don't care if they're ready for it or not, they need to be put into battle.

Are you saying there is something wrong with the medical care of our chapter? *grabs his chainsword*

ye ^.^ I was just in it to bully this heretic though

Riffzor wrote:I said nothing such, and if I had, you would have shot me on the spot - you didn't, which means you doubt yourself, or worse, the Emperor and his divine guidance. If anyone should be restrained and poked with needles here, it would be you, Valance.

*stares back defiantly*

Now put me back together, and be carefull where you poke those needles.

I still think you should stay as you are with the needles, and we were just waiting for you to meet Brother Forden, because it would be quite funny.And it was

gaovinni wrote:

Riffzor wrote:

Kravox wrote:For a Space Marine, and of the Hellsing Crusaders no less, you aren't very tough Riffzor

Tough? I'm being shot at and now mishandled as if I were in the lair of an Ork doc. I think this company is restless, I don't care if they're ready for it or not, they need to be put into battle.

Are you saying there is something wrong with the medical care of our chapter? *grabs his chainsword*

Of course not. Apart from that I've been waiting to be put together for long enough to lose quite a bit too much blood to be fully aware of what I say, and that your 'assistant' poke first and ask questions later, everything's just fine....

... Now if you please, patch me up so we can all run along.

All done. Now you can walk again. And Valence was a fine assistant.

You seriously want to be like that with the Brother who is about to operate on you?

Thank you, Master Apothecarian, may I be released from the restrains so I can get back to business now?

Brother kaspar, are you still looking for an assisstant


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Riffzor wrote:Thank you, Master Apothecarian, may I be released from the restrains so I can get back to business now?

A moment. *fills a syringe with something*

(( ... What the fudge just happened? A tripple-post from Korvax, and a double-post from me, apart? o.O ))


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*looks at the syringe*

What's that for?

Kravox wrote:Brother kaspar, are you still looking for an assisstant

An assistant would be very useful... sometimes I feel like I need five of them.

Well, I may know little-- Uh, actually, nothing, about healing... But if you need someone carved up, just give me a nudge.

Riffzor wrote:*looks at the syringe*

What's that for?

You'll feel better after it. *injects Riffzor with the liquid* Now you can go. *releases the restraints*

I'm happy being the Master Sniper of our Company :3 so don't get on the wrong side of me again Riffzor *then smiles and walks off*

Thank you.

*stands up, flexing the newly implanted limbs* ... How about that, eh? Perhaps Valance is a better assistant than I expected.... *peers to Kaspar* ... Who knows, soon you may have that cure for death.


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Sister of Krieg wrote:I'm happy being the Master Sniper of our Company :3 so don't get on the wrong side of me again Riffzor *then smiles and walks off*

*smirks in a somewhat devious manner, muttering something lowly once Valance is out of hearing range, then snickers as he leaves the clinic, limping a bit on the newly implanted foot*

Told you so.

*Holding it in one hand I place the sniper rifle barrel against the back of Riffzors head as he leaves the medicae*

Did you not hear me before or did you like the surgery that much?

I do believe I said "so don't get on the wrong side of me again, Riffzor."

Battle Brother zeas ready to kick xenos in sqaud hellfire

Riffzor, If you really don't want Kaspar and Valance operating on you again I have some advice: Become a captain.

Oh, Valance, I have no intension of getting on your bad side... *snickers, then starts to walk, not bothered about being aimed at*

So how do you suggest I become a captain, Sam?

Sister of Krieg wrote:*Holding it in one hand I place the sniper rifle barrel against the back of Riffzors head as he leaves the medicae*

Did you not hear me before or did you like the surgery that much?

I do believe I said "so don't get on the wrong side of me again, Riffzor."

*appears from the medicae* This might be more flashy from short range. *points at his customized combi bolter-shotgun he is holding*

Riffzor wrote:Oh, Valance, I have no intension of getting on your bad side... *snickers, then starts to walk, not bothered about being aimed at*

So how do you suggest I become a captain, Sam?

Well my method would be to kill him and anyone else that stands between you and the promotion...

I actually don't know how you become a captain.

Or some other advice... Be nice to valence?

*puts hand on valence's shoulder, guides her away and whispers to her, trying to calm her down*


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Or some other advice... Be nice to valence?

*puts hand on valence's shoulder, guides her away and whispers to her, trying to calm her down*

purplefood wrote:

Riffzor wrote:Oh, Valance, I have no intension of getting on your bad side... *snickers, then starts to walk, not bothered about being aimed at*

So how do you suggest I become a captain, Sam?

Well my method would be to kill him and anyone else that stands between you and the promotion...

And by doing that he would propably end up being shot... by you... again...

purplefood wrote:

Riffzor wrote:Oh, Valance, I have no intension of getting on your bad side... *snickers, then starts to walk, not bothered about being aimed at*

So how do you suggest I become a captain, Sam?

Well my method would be to kill him and anyone else that stands between you and the promotion...

Screw you, Forden!

Incidentally when is the next battle?

*turns around, looking at Valance* You wish to shoot me? Slay one who fights for the glory of mankind in the name of our Emperor, because -you- do not like me?

*grins*

Well then, go ahead and do it, diminish the numbers of defenders of mankind, let's all just kill those from our brethren that we don't fully like, we're outnumbered by xenos as it is, and whilst it's true that we make up for it in power - reducing our numbers is not going to improve our efforts.

So what's it going to be, Valance? What's more important, your feelings towards me, or the glory of mankind and our Emperor?

Valance won't shoot you...
I will however... and i'll do it because it's funny.

Oh! Oh! I know this one!

EDIT: Forden ninja'd me.

Where one marine dies there are about a million or so IG to take his place

*glances at Forden* Don't we all enjoy a bit of murder occasionally? Shooting orks and eldar isn't enough for you, though?

So careless about your brethren, do you believe it will reward you in the end? Perhaps they will simply forget you, leave you behind on some desert planet somewhere, or won't cover your back in battle, let an eldar sneak up behind you and stab you, or perhaps let them take you away to become a slave in their dark home? Or maybe, your attitude towards your brethren will implant such anger that one may just accidently slip some poisenous root in your rations, or have a twitch in their finger whilst having a gun pointed in your direction?

*grins again* Treat others as you want others to treat you, Forden. If you want us to shoot you, then keep shooting at us. If you want us to cover your back in battle, a bit of kindness and respect would run a long way.

*slides Sledgios hand off my shoulder and walks back to Kaspar, Pulls the bolter/shotgun from his hands and trudges towards Riffzor*

I would shoot you on the spot right now

*reaches Riffzor, pointing the gun in his face finger on the trigger*

But you make a good point that I can't ignore so killing you would be pointless unless I can prove that you are a Xenos traitor

*turns away*

But don't think I'll let you off easily

*spins back slamming the butt of the bolter into Riffzors chest forcing him backwards, the retractable knife juts out from the wrist of the mechanic arm and I slash it across his face leaving a bleeding scar from his mouth to his left ear*

Next time think bette before mocking me

*turns and walks off*

*Eldar's thoughts* staby staby

Riffzor wrote:*glances at Forden* Don't we all enjoy a bit of murder occasionally? Shooting orks and eldar isn't enough for you, though?

So careless about your brethren, do you believe it will reward you in the end? Perhaps they will simply forget you, leave you behind on some desert planet somewhere, or won't cover your back in battle, let an eldar sneak up behind you and stab you, or perhaps let them take you away to become a slave in their dark home? Or maybe, your attitude towards your brethren will implant such anger that one may just accidently slip some poisenous root in your rations, or have a twitch in their finger whilst having a gun pointed in your direction?

*grins again* Treat others as you want others to treat you, Forden. If you want us to shoot you, then keep shooting at us. If you want us to cover your back in battle, a bit of kindness and respect would run a long way.

Careless?
I take great care... in aiming.
And they wouldn't dare... if i survived they would have a whole world of pain coming for them...

Erm... I don't think valence likes you too much... Maybe I should go talk to her...

*walks after valence, slightly jogging to catch up*
don't worry about him, he's new, he'll be trying to forge a reputation, you know?


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Erm... I don't think valence likes you too much... Maybe I should go talk to her...

*walks after valence, slightly jogging to catch up*
don't worry about him, he's new, he'll be trying to forge a reputation, you know?

*slowly stands up straight again as Valance walks away, grinning as he raises his hand up to wipe some blood from his cheek*

A xenos traitor? Why, do you not trust the master apothecary's heresy meters and xeno-identifiers?

*continues walking not looking back at Sledgio*

Well he's going about it the wrong way if you ask me. I hope forden shoots his head off next time, save me the trouble.

*stops and looks out over the rippliing water of the nearest lake north of their camp*

Riffzor wrote:*slowly stands up straight again as Valance walks away, grinning as he raises his hand up to wipe some blood from his cheek*

A xenos traitor? Why, do you not trust the master apothecary's heresy meters and xeno-identifiers?

Well Kaspar is somewhat... eccentric... some of his stuff doesn't really... work.

*Zeas walks in* ops akward moment ill be leaving now....

*looks at the rippling water too, gets bored and looks at valence*
Well try not to let him get to you, that's what he wants! Just try to ignore him, but I don't know if that'll work... It may be worth a try don't you think?

*sits down next to the lake placing the sniper rifle on the rocky bank*

sigh

*takes of my boots and dips feet into the water as I undo the straps on my scout armour*

*smirks as he turns to face Forden*

Oh?

*glances at the blood on his hand, then folds both hands neatly behind his back*

You doubt he will ever complete his 'cure' for death?

This thread is turning into a crappy soap opera.

Ye I guess your right as usual Sledgio

*slides the armour off and places it onto the rocks*

*Flies away while nobody looks* damn recalectors chapter i will get my revenge.

*also dips feet in the cool water, decides against going for a swim and tries to think of something to cheer her up*
It's a lovely view, don't you think?

Riffzor wrote:*smirks as he turns to face Forden*

Oh?

*glances at the blood on his hand, then folds both hands neatly behind his back*

You doubt he will ever complete his 'cure' for death?

I doubt he'll live to complete it...
It would put me out of business... and take away all my fun...

*gazes up over the water*

hmm ... oh ye not bad

*listens to the silent night*

* Zeas see the event unfolding and through his vox speakers yells* TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF *lol*

purplefood wrote:

Riffzor wrote:*smirks as he turns to face Forden*

Oh?

*glances at the blood on his hand, then folds both hands neatly behind his back*

You doubt he will ever complete his 'cure' for death?

I doubt he'll live to complete it...
It would put me out of business... and take away all my fun...

Would it?

*grins faintly*

Or would it allow you to kill those you hate, only to revive them and repeat it?

*snickers lowly*

I swear we had a rule against this kind of heresy...

*clicks the button for the vox speaker*

Shut up Zea.

*raises sniper and points it over to rough Where Zea is watching from*

Riffzor wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Riffzor wrote:*smirks as he turns to face Forden*

Oh?

*glances at the blood on his hand, then folds both hands neatly behind his back*

You doubt he will ever complete his 'cure' for death?

I doubt he'll live to complete it...
It would put me out of business... and take away all my fun...

Would it?

*grins faintly*

Or would it allow you to kill those you hate, only to revive them and repeat it?

*snickers lowly*

Ooooooo
Great idea...
I should start now.

*gazes into the middle distance before getting up and walking off towards the sleeping quarters, leaving his boots behind*
I'll see you tomorrow, eh valence? cheer up before then, you're no fun when you're sad!


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*gazes into the middle distance before getting up and walking off towards the sleeping quarters, leaving his boots behind*
I'll see you tomorrow, eh valence? cheer up before then, you're no fun when you're sad!

*Zeas disappears in a dark shroud of mist and begins to fly off into the night* Meh its only a sniper that can't hurt me in this *he yells as he flies towards the closest battlefield*

Heresy? *raises an eyebrow* In what manner do you see it as heresy? Think of the things one could achieve with that power. Someone being beaten to loosen his tongue might just... Not be quite as tough as the torturer would believe. So, you revive the villian, and have another go at it. And another, and yet another, until they've told you what you need to hear, and then you simply do not revive them again.

*Zeas reflects on the terrible things he would do to the recilectors if he ever found them*

Riffzor wrote:Heresy? *raises an eyebrow* In what manner do you see it as heresy? Think of the things one could achieve with that power. Someone being beaten to loosen his tongue might just... Not be quite as tough as the torturer would believe. So, you revive the villian, and have another go at it. And another, and yet another, until they've told you what you need to hear, and then you simply do not revive them again.

Not you those damn scouts...

me heretical? how?

Heresy? Sorry?

purplefood wrote:

Riffzor wrote:Heresy? *raises an eyebrow* In what manner do you see it as heresy? Think of the things one could achieve with that power. Someone being beaten to loosen his tongue might just... Not be quite as tough as the torturer would believe. So, you revive the villian, and have another go at it. And another, and yet another, until they've told you what you need to hear, and then you simply do not revive them again.

Not you those damn scouts...

*glances in Valance's direction*

Oh, yes...

*smirks*

What are they, after all? Cowardly sitting at a distance in hiding, shooting the enemy with a single shot, killing them without giving them a fighting chance at all. Is that the glory of the Space Marines, or a bad example of cowardice, a spot of darkness upon the chapter?

Heresy? Sorry?

Alright just start running or i start shooting...

what's heretical about roleplying in a role playing forum or being against a sinical disbeleiver such as Riffzor?

Me, or those damn scouts? *raises an eyebrow slightly*

And i have you know i chose this rank, I've been a Proper Marine and It wouldn't be difficult to ask Avondale for my old rank back.

*remembers his boots, collects his boots, puts on his boots and walks back to his sleeping quarters in his boots, passing valence on the way*
Valence, leave it! I think you've had enough trouble for one day!

Nothing...
But having moments is probably heresy...
Now start running...
And i'll have you know i shoot proper marines as well...

Sister of Krieg wrote:what's heretical about roleplying in a role playing forum or being against a sinical disbeleiver such as Riffzor?

(( xD Oh yes, my character has an aboundance of cynicism, but belief? That's for you to find out still! ))

anyway I asked for this position, I've been a Normal Marine fighting up close and it would be quite simple to ask Avondale for my old rank back.

Hey! Since the captain and the Chapter Master aren't doing it, and even Dave appears to be off doing Dave stuff I guess I'll step in.

New recruits, you will not pester the older less sane members of the Hellsing Crusaders. Do you understand me? You will be in either your quarters or in the training ring unless summoned to battle. Those of you who do not listen, will answer to Brother Forden's plasma gun.

We will have order!

>_>

Read as "Stop spamming so fast that every time I come back to 4+ pages ;_;

What's your point?
I shoot the others just as much...
And shouldn't you be the scout sergeant then?

*watches Valance*

Do I get to assist the master apothecary when you need your limbs regrown?

*snickers*

Less sane members? I'm sorry?

*walks up to Forden*

Would you really go through the trouble of wasting you ammo on me again, draining life from your precious shiny just to shoot me?

Yes. Yes i would.
Waste is such a relative word anyway...

Riffzor wrote:*snickers*

Please stop saying that, I've a nut allergy!

*sneezes*

purplefood wrote:What's your point?
I shoot the others just as much...
And shouldn't you be the scout sergeant then?

I asked to be the scout sergeant but Avon already has a Sgt Tellion character for the seargeant so I couldn't due to being female

Sister of Krieg wrote:

purplefood wrote:What's your point?
I shoot the others just as much...
And shouldn't you be the scout sergeant then?

I asked to be the scout sergeant but Avon already has a Sgt Tellion character for the seargeant so I couldn't due to being female

Well then...
That's that.

It may be out of place for me to ask, but I am curious, and curiosity is the path of wisdom, no?

Perhaps it's just that I'm... Not such a battle-hardened Hellsing crusader as sister Valance, or perhaps it is that I just believe in the emperor on a completely different level, caring for not only my own feelings, but for the good of all of mankind. In what way is it pestering, to question the actions of one when they appear so different from the creed of past chapters? In the end, I only mean well.

Well if you want to shoot me then go for it

*smiles and steps closer to Forden*

*Shoots Sister Valance in the chest*
Kaspar may need to take a look at you... plasma tends to leave large holes in people...

*glances at Valance*

Well, personally I see no reason to shoot you, but I do believe that you deserve being cut across your face and poked with needles, to teach you to treat your brethren with respect.


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Sledgio wrote:

Riffzor wrote:*snickers*

Please stop saying that, I've a nut allergy!

*sneezes*

(( He's just like that. =o ))

*winces and recoils but stays standing*

How about cowardice now?

*steps towards Forden again*

*Shoots Valance twice in the legs*
Now plasma severs limbs so sit down and wait for Kaspar to come buy and give you shiny metal ones...
And be fair, i never called you a coward...

*winces as the plasma cut through my chest, looks up at forden with a determined face and straightens up again*

Do you feel better now?

*collapses sideways with the smoking hole going staight through my heart, coughs blood on the grass*

You could have aimed a bit better Forden, you missed both hearts.




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*winces as the plasma cut through my chest, looks up at forden with a determined face and straightens up again*

Do you feel better now?

*collapses sideways with the smoking hole going staight through my heart, coughs blood on the grass*

You could have aimed a bit better Forden, you missed both hearts.

*frowns at Valance*

I'm quite certain Kaspar have not yet completed his cure for death, your provocation of a man with a plasma gun who have already proven that he will not hesitate to harm you for your behaviour is nothing but foolishness. Step down, once again you are driven by your own emotions, you are part of something far greater than yourself, the glory of mankind and the Emperor, waste not your life and the time and rescources spent on making you what you are.

*lies on the ground with a hole through the chest and both legs missing*

Now then...
Once Kaspar is finished you'll be a shiny metal scout... won't that be fun.

Shut up, Riffzor
*spits up more blood*

*rolls eyes with a sigh, then leans down to grab Valance, trying to drag her off towards the clinic*

Let's hope the apothecary is still up.

*pushes away from him*

I don't need help from you.

*uses the mechanical arm to drag myself through the grass towards the Madicae office*

I can do it myself.

*falls unconsious about haalf way to the door*

Sweet Emperor, I leave for ten minutes and this thread becomes even more like a crappy soap opera.

coolyo294 wrote:Sweet Emperor, I leave for ten minutes and this thread becomes even more like a crappy soap opera.

I'll drink to that.

*drinks*

*realises he's getting in on this crappy soap opera business and sto-----...

coolyo294 wrote:Sweet Emperor, I leave for ten minutes and this thread becomes even more like a crappy soap opera.

Oye! Captain. Control your men! >_>



Side note ~ It has come to my attention that Sergeant Humps, the Predator Commander has been MIA for quite awhile. What is our position on mia individuals? Do we just keep them on for fun?

Sweet Emprah, I leave for 4 hours and the thread moves 6 pages? HERESY! I'm to lasy to read them, so fill me in.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Sweet Emprah, I leave for 4 hours and the thread moves 6 pages? HERESY! I'm to lasy to read them, so fill me in.

New guy turned up i shot him twice.
The scouts started having a moment i shot one of them... 3 times.
Kaspar got to do his thing and Shiny got a nice work out...

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Sweet Emprah, I leave for 4 hours and the thread moves 6 pages? HERESY! I'm to lasy to read them, so fill me in.

Let's see... I has my foot and hand blasted off by Shiny, Valance and Kaspar play Pain Boyz on me, Valance is mean to me, I'm mean back (or was it the other way around?), Valance walks up and asks for Shiny to shoot her, twice, now she's passed out on the floor and I'm tired. *noddle*

Too... confusing... MUST PUNCH SOMETHING!

Forden, shoot shiny at me. NOW!

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Too... confusing... MUST PUNCH SOMETHING!

Forden, shoot shiny at me. NOW!

Kaspar's gonna have a busy day tomorrow.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Too... confusing... MUST PUNCH SOMETHING!

Forden, shoot shiny at me. NOW!

*Shoots at Tyr*
Hang on why?

So, Riffzor, do you actually wish to become a battle brother?

I'll fight you if you want, Asgeirr.

Yeah go fight the Captain... i'm off for a nap.
No one take Shiny he is booby trapped...

*Grabs plasma bolt from midair and hits it at Sam* It's on! Prepare to get OWNED!

Just Dave wrote:So, Riffzor, do you actually wish to become a battle brother?

I do.

*Swings the Bane of Command Squads down at Tyr's PF arm, chopping it off*

HAH! *Reattatches arm.* Forden blasted it off a while ago, just got a new one... Wait, why am I fighting you when there's a hive fleet over there? IMMA GET YOU YOU INSECT F***ERS! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Eh?

Oh my. I forgot to turn Riffzors xeno detector on. Oh well. I'll do it later.

*looks at Valence on the operating table* And she managed to put herself into the life support system. Impressive. *looks at the wounds* Forden wounds... Forden. Why did you shoot her in the chest? Now I have to fix her... female... chest area... I don't have any bionics ready for that. Oh well. Must start from a scratch. *starts the surgery*

Wouldn't her lady bits be burned away by the shiny bolt?

>_>

I restate my question

Amanax wrote:Side note ~ It has come to my attention that Sergeant Humps, the Predator Commander has been MIA for quite awhile. What is our position on mia individuals? Do we just keep them on for fun?

coolyo294 wrote:Wouldn't her lady bits be burned away by the shiny bolt?

That's my point. They need fixing.


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Amanax wrote:>_>

I restate my question

Amanax wrote:Side note ~ It has come to my attention that Sergeant Humps, the Predator Commander has been MIA for quite awhile. What is our position on mia individuals? Do we just keep them on for fun?

Maybe he got stuck in the toilet.

Humps? I bet he ran over himself. IMMA CALLING YOU OUT , HUMPS!

Oh, and Sam, I had a game Vs nids to run to (turned out to be an unorthodox DE and CSM mix when the nids guy didn't show). It was a glorious... tie! CURSE THOSE TWO OBJECTIVE GAMES!

I bet I could win all objective games against my regular opponents. Not because of my skill but their list planning.

Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:

Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing

Second Captain Sam - Master of Training

Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins"
- Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion

Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius - Heavy Weapons - Second in Command
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius - Special Weapons
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- Brother Nicholas
- Brother Demetrius
- Brother Korvax
- Brother Jelly

Tactical Squad "Hellfire"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Tyr - Master of Conspiracies
- Brother Frenzy - Heavy Weapons
- Brother Naimad - Special Weapons - Second in Command
- Brother Davinius
- Brother Bartley
- Brother Lygris
- Brother Awb*
- Brother Paul "the enflamed"*
- Brother Lysensis*
- Brother Shadowbrand*

Scout Sniper Squad
- Brother Ivan
- Brother Alpharius
- Brother Derrick
- Brother Mcyeatman
- Brother/Sister Valence
- Brother Sledge
- Brother Kavel Tiron
- Brother Moltar
- Brother Vires'
- Brother Riffzor

Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Coa
- Brother Veteran Ray
- Brother Veteran Redeemer
- Brother Veteran Cornelius - Second in Command
- Brother Veteran Dranus
- Brother Veteran Goddard
- Brother Veteran Angorium
- Brother Veteran Boyofdestiny
- Brother Veteran Metalus
- Brother Veteran Hazzer

Attack Bike "Take the next rightius" [Name Pending]
- Brother Badassius - Driver
- Brother Kiccassius - Gunner

Predator Annihilator "Hells Bane"
- Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander, Turret Operator
- Brother Amanax - Sponson Operator
- Brother Artemous - Storm Bolter Operator

Thank you, Dave...


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Oh, and Dave, you're doing a terrible job as a quality controller.

Dave appeared!

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Thank you, Dave...


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Oh, and Dave, you're doing a terrible job as a quality controller.

Thanks for what?!

Apologies sir, we are trying, it's still THE BEST MINIATURES IN THE WORLD!1!!!11!!! however. Promise. That's why we price it so accordingly.

gaovinni wrote:Dave appeared!

I do every so often, I just can't keep up with the conversations going on in 'ere...

You just need to read more of it so you'll keep up. Even I can keep so you shouldn't have a problem.

Oh god, don't get me started on melting resin and the horrors of overpricing.

I still have not fallen for a single finecast miniature. Only plastic and metal ones.

Yeah, but it's also that I don't want to keep up; I have no interest in the roleplaying fantasies where everything is written in asterisks etc!

Yup. That gets a little... boring, after a while. But we do seem to cover everything in this thread... just like a military unit.

Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.

It does too often, though. It will be easier to model, however.

I have one question, How many scouts can i attach to the company standard?

Live ones or dead ones? Oh wait... we are loyalists we don't do that.

... Oh, I'm a sniper?

I see.... Perhaps I should start being a bitsie kinder to Valance then. *scratches chin whilst pondering* ... Perhaps.

Well then, I'm allowed to do practice shooting now? *grins*

Depends on your targets.

Depends on what the company usually uses as targets.

Oh by the way. If you have any complaining about anything we have a Master of Complaints. You can take all your complaints to him.

That would be the n00bs... like yourself.


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That would be at Riff.

Im impartial when it comes to the living or the dead, just so long as i can stop the banner getting bullet hole in it, I just ironed it

Did you use the shiny toilet paper?

Shiny has its own toilet paper?

Nah i've pasted that onto my armour to stop forden shooting me and built the standard out of it.

... You wrapped your armor and made a banner out of toilet paper?

This is plasma proof toilet paper i'll have you know, and this fact causes both forden and shiny to fear it.

I also happen to have the only roll that kaspar has made Muahahahahahahahahahhahah!!

Also isn't Forden master of complaints?

Yes... yes he is.

Ah, using my incredible sense of generalness I can see where this will go if someone complains.


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Ah, using my incredible sense of generalness I can see where this will go if someone complains.

We've been over this before- Forden's master of complaints is a way for him to shoot people, me master of conspiracies is just a way to get to fight people.

If Riffzor shoots anyone, I'll shoot him. Gladly. *Loads Bolter*

Go for the face.

Definetely

And remember to shoot twice. Just in case.

*raises eyebrow*

Why would I shoot anyone? *grins*

Because your evil

Evil is a matter of opinion.

It is, but there is a concept of evil in everyone. Yours just shows itself more openly

Does it now?

*ponders for a moment* ... What evil have I done so far?

And we don't like you.

We can make a servitor out of him.

openly mocked the Emperor, and your signature underneath your posts is heretical. Heresy is evil


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openly mocked the Emperor, and your signature underneath your posts is heretical. Heresy is evil

Again, what have I done to deserve that? Am I too awe inspiring?

stupid thing


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I hate it when it double posts


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And you are too cockey for your own good

Kravox wrote:openly mocked the Emperor, and your signature underneath your posts is heretical. Heresy is evil


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openly mocked the Emperor, and your signature underneath your posts is heretical. Heresy is evil

Well, I'm used to somewhat more serious roleplaying than this, people don't tend to even show properly what's OOC and IC most of the time. In most cases, that is an example of meta-gaming.

Have you played Deathwatch?

Nope.

It's supposed to be really good

Hi guys, I'm back! felt like i blacked out there for a while having this recurring nightmare i was reading an 87 page thread and couldn't get to the end because it kept getting replies *shudders*

Sooo am I still alive? last I heard i was performing smartly and was 2ic of hellfire squad! :-)

Nerdfest09 (brother Naimad)

Welcome back brother. There has been a couple of fights around here but nothing serious.

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It was quite amusing

*waves* Kaspar fixed me up though!

... With some 'help' *cough* from sister Valance.

I think sister Valence did a good job

*mutters something under his breath and glares at Korvax*

*glares back* you wish to challenge me neophyte?

Sure, why not?

*cracks knuckles*

How do you want to deal with this? Knife? Chainsword? Armor or no armor?

Shoot him, Korvax!

You'll both need seconds...

*Raises Bolter and fires two shots into Riffzor's chest* That is how i would like to deal with it

Maybe not then...

*is hit and stumbles backwards before tripping over and falls to the ground* ... Bloody coward...! *grunts in pain, clutching arms over his chest*

I hope you have some sort of cure Brother Kaspar



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Oh I'm a coward am I? *Walks over to Riffzor and punches him in the face*

*is hit, spits up a mouthfull of blood, then grins wickedly at Korvax and begins to cackle in an almost manical manner, trying to grab his ankle to twist it in an attempt to make him trip*

*Crunches Riffzor's hand under power-armoured foot*

*screams out in pain, but continues to cackle, staring up at Korvax* You honorless piece of scum! May your death be slow and painfull! *spits at Korvax's feet*

Kick him in the face!

*Replies with a full powered kick to the face* Do not question my honour, neophyte!

*cheek bone can be heard cracking, and he appears to lose consciousness*

Brother Kaspar, see that Riffzor get's good treatment please.

Give him a tracking device.

Kravox wrote:Have you played Deathwatch?

I've played Deathwatch before and Dark Heresy, I prefered Dark Heresy though more roleplay based.

Riffzor wrote:*screams out in pain, but continues to cackle, staring up at Korvax* You honorless piece of scum! May your death be slow and painfull! *spits at Korvax's feet*

That's two counts of Heresy.


*wakes up on the Operating table*

Where's Forden?

You called?

*seems to come back to it, groaning lowly* ... Ugh, this place is madness... *looks to the side, noticing his hand still appears untended to, bruised and fingers broken* ... Doc? *tries to sit up, only to find his chest is still shot open* So this is what being a Space Marine is like...?

Stop it with the Asterisks- you're scaring Dave away.

Ar least when Avondales hasn't spoken for awhile

Lolwhut?

*looks over at Riffzor*

I think Kaspar is asleep, so shhh

*looks down to see i'm still missing both my legs and still have a hole through my chest*

well this is going to get annoying -.-

Give Kaspar a chance, man.

*grins in Valance's direction* Which part of it, lying next to me or having your limbs shot off?

Both, but I think the first is the only thing I'll be throwing up over ^.^

*turns head away from Riffzor*

Dude... you want to be watching the filthy xeno- I mean battle brother.

*frowns*

Do I look like a Xeno to you?

I never thought i'd see slapstick humor in a space marine thread! :-)

enough monkey business brothers, as 2IC, show me some damn respect and smarten up before i assign you to replace the latrine servitors! we have a war to wage across the worlds we protect and i expect you to be keen as my blades edge and twice as shiny!

Umm.... Yes!

Aye, Sir!

Just waiting to be patched up and I'll get back to duty, Sir!

*makes a salute with the stomped-on hand*

Sister of Krieg wrote:*wakes up on the Operating table*

*walks into the room* Oh. You're awake. I just got your new replacement limbs... and other parts done. I'm going to attach them now. I assume you do not have any objections?

Good! Now you brother with the crushed hand! see the medicae get it fixed and then help the servitors to move ammo crates in the loading bay! punishment for such ludicrous behavior from noble marines, it appears if I don't keep you all in line then you'll be off firing pot shots at my servo skulls!....and if I EVER catch you firing at my servo skulls!....there will be HELL to pay! understood marine?

nope get me sown up doc ^.^ then I can get back to fighting and suspecting Xenos.

*glances back over at Riffzor*

MOAR MORPHINE!

Sister of Krieg wrote:nope get me sown up doc ^.^ then I can get back to fighting and suspecting Xenos.

*glances back over at Riffzor*

Good. *starts the operation* Shouldn't take long.

nerdfest09 wrote:I never thought i'd see slapstick humor in a space marine thread! :-)

enough monkey business brothers, as 2IC, show me some damn respect and smarten up before i assign you to replace the latrine servitors! we have a war to wage across the worlds we protect and i expect you to be keen as my blades edge and twice as shiny!

Shiny?
Also do i spy an MCR reference?

*winces durng the Operation but doesn't complain*

Sister of Krieg wrote:*winces durng the Operation but doesn't complain*

All done! I hope your new... female... chest parts are the right size. According to the scans we took of you when you were recruited they should be the same size.

Wait... is nerdfest even part of the company?

Just as well I now have metal legs as I need them to hold me up now ^.^ mostly metal body is heavy

Hey Kaspar, can I have a robo eye that shoots lasers? Because I feel the need to have more weapons.

Not much original parts left in you.


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coolyo294 wrote:Hey Kaspar, can I have a robo eye that shoots lasers? Because I feel the need to have more weapons.

Get your eye blown off and I can do that.

*walks out of madicae thanking the Doc as I leave*

*waves to Kaspar* Got a moment or two to fix me up when you're done over there?

Last time I checked, I have no replacement parts...

Riffzor wrote:*waves to Kaspar* Got a moment or two to fix me up when you're done over there?

*looks at Riffzor's wounds* Those are not plasma wounds... Who did you piss off this time?

*sits in the grass outside the Madicae and starts tapping knucles against my legs*

Okay. Please poke my eye out with your narthecium.

I've got a knife here I could poke your eye out with this if you would like, Sir!

No, I think I'll let Kaspar do the honors...

ok ^.^ Brother Captain.

*sits back down in the grass and looks around for something to do*

gaovinni wrote:

Riffzor wrote:*waves to Kaspar* Got a moment or two to fix me up when you're done over there?

*looks at Riffzor's wounds* Those are not plasma wounds... Who did you piss off this time?

Uhm, Kovrax.

Don't go doing that. You'll get yourself killed. Come in. Let's get you fixed.


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coolyo294 wrote:Okay. Please poke my eye out with your narthecium.

I'll deal with Riffzor first. Then it's your turn.

What about me?!


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Ah. Okay.

I think Forden is a geniue

*Rubs my gun three times and says*

Forden, Forden, Forden.

Now wait for him to appear ^.^

*leans back, peering at his hand* Hey, I can't wiggle my fingers.

Kaspar, I have an... Idea. *smirks* A hand may be usefull for sure, but seeing as this keeps happening, how about you give me something that won't break as easily?

I'll still need to be able to pull a trigger, but I've always felt I'd like either a compact power fist or power claw, got the things you'd need to give me something along those lines?

why would a scout need a power claw?

Riffzor wrote:*leans back, peering at his hand* Hey, I can't wiggle my fingers.

Kaspar, I have an... Idea. *smirks* A hand may be usefull for sure, but seeing as this keeps happening, how about you give me something that won't break as easily?

I'll still need to be able to pull a trigger, but I've always felt I'd like either a compact power fist or power claw, got the things you'd need to give me something along those lines?

Let me think about that... umm... no. A built in can opener is possible.

Sister of Krieg wrote:why would a scout need a power claw?

Well, to be honest I'm not certain of why I was given the position as a scout, I prefer mowing my oponents down on close enough range to see them, or even better, tear them apart with my hands and a chainsword.

*smirks at Kaspar again*

Just a normal-sized hand then, metal, pointed fingertips so I can tear through a Tyranid or an Eldar's mesh armor.

Well the only open places where scouts but you could always go back on the recerves ^.^

Well, I'll remain a scout for now then and see if it's any fun. Otherwise I'll see if I can't become a Biker or Rapt-- uh, assault marine, when there's any slots avalible.

Great Idea!

Riffzor wrote:

Sister of Krieg wrote:why would a scout need a power claw?

Well, to be honest I'm not certain of why I was given the position as a scout, I prefer mowing my oponents down on close enough range to see them, or even better, tear them apart with my hands and a chainsword.

*smirks at Kaspar again*

Just a normal-sized hand then, metal, pointed fingertips so I can tear through a Tyranid or an Eldar's mesh armor.

So and ordinary arm. With dull fingers. And a can opener.

*blinks*

No, Kaspar. Just a hand, sharp fingertips, and no can openers.

My eye is still in its socket Kaspar.

Riffzor wrote:Well, I'll remain a scout for now then and see if it's any fun. Otherwise I'll see if I can't become a Biker or Rapt-- uh, assault marine, when there's any slots avalible.

Was that a flicker of a heretical though I see behind your eyes?
If so that's 3/5 ^^

Riffzor wrote:*blinks*

No, Kaspar. Just a hand, sharp fingertips, and no can openers.

*fixes Riffzor a hand with dull fingertips and a built-in can opener* Enjoy. Your turn Captain!

Hersay? No. Mind being elsewhere and tongue slipping, it's rather distracting with you sitting around with that gun, being seemingly emotionally unstable.


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*sighs, walks off to sit in a corner, adjusting and tinkering with the new hand*

*whips head towards Riffzor as he leaves the Medicea building*

emotionally unstable? What do you mean?

This will turn ugly.

*scoffs* Go figure.

*place sniper rifle on the ground and stands*

So ... Your all fixed up then?

*stretches and then leans against the Medicae wall*

Indeed I am. *smirks* I was thinking about going for something to eat, but if you have something interesting to discuss I could spare a minute.

Do not scoff your fellow marines Riffzor

Kravox wrote:Do not scoff your fellow marines Riffzor

Shh. Stay out of it. This will be interesting.

Actually, I think your right. Carry on with the scoffing Riffzor.

Someone pass the Popcorn

*grins* I'm not allowed to scoff, but you'd be allowed to shoot me? I think not.

You can scoff, I'm just gonna watch

Very well. *grins as he turns back to Valance* So, what did you have in mind, Sister?

*forces a smile*

No, just seeing how you are doing, after you first day in the Hellsing Crusaders.

*bends down and picks up sniper from the ground*

Mh, doing very well so far. *turns around and starts walking* I hope there's a proper chef at this place.

*drops the fake smile as Riffzor turns away and follows him to the mess tent*

Well the food might not be the best, but you grow to love it ^.^

*smirks faintly, looking around the miss*

I guess I will. You're eating too?

Sister of Krieg wrote:I think Forden is a geniue

*Rubs my gun three times and says*

Forden, Forden, Forden.

Now wait for him to appear ^.^

Shazam...

It appears that i can't even browse the other threads looking for traitors without you lot galavanting around like fools! (yeah i'm jealous) and I'll have you know that I am in fact part of this company!, does Hellfire squad mean anything to you? how about Brother Naimad? yessss, it all comes back now doesn't it! I have been here for a while keeping my bionic eys peeled and watching you juvenilles! perhaps i take my role a little too seriously yes, but hot damn i'm a good soldier and I do my part for the Emperor! I advise strongly you do the same!

May the emperor protect!

Nerdfest09 :-)

So you're only a Tactical marine

*blinks* ... Yeah, anyways. *looks down the serving pots* What's this stuff?

Chicken and Ork Risotto

I see. *takes a big portion, then walks off to sit down and starts eating*

I think I'll join you, * grabs a big bowl and a spork and goes to sit with Riffzor*

(( And by the thought of eating Ork (and the comment you did before that, yeap, I saw you!) I got hungry. I shall return, less hungry than now, but more fed! ))

Hm, not too bad. *goes for more, eating it in an almost ravenous manner*

*dishes up some rizzoto for myself and goes to sit down the table from Riffzor and Kravox*

*whiney voice on* Yeahhhh but i'm 2IC with a FLAMER, like 50cent said i'm movin' on up!


May i have some risotto please? I get hungry yelling at you guys!

I went from battle sister to Master sniper scout ^.^

I went from page 16 turned around once and there were 90 pages!

That must have been alot of reading ^.^

I kinda went from sitting in the background to very aggressive. Which explains the injuries in Riffzor's chest and his bionic hand

so did I but that ended up getting me shot in the chest :(

Yes It took ages to catch up! you angry bickering brothers (and sisters) kept creating more pages faster than i could read them! then i got to the part where I became 2IC WITH A FLAMER! ahhhhh love me love my squad! :-)

Sisters? only sister is me afaik

Yep, except we don't know what Dave is

Wait... so...nerdfest... you're in my squad?

Dammit! Another person I have to look after and didn- I mean did know about.

I wish all this asterisking would stop, too much roleplaying (Forden and I may have started it)...

Oh for the days of the twenties pages, when all we worried about was Forden shooting us (again) and the antics of our Chapter Master (Where is Avon, anyways?).

That is a good point, where is Avondale?