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Post by: avondale
Brother Kaspar! get yer medical supplies ready, cause Imma gonna be crackin more skulls to stop all this shenanigans
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Brother Sledgio you don't need help.
You are a Space Marine, one of the Codex Astartes, better
yet you are a Hellsing Crusader!
so suck it up and start hoppin' over to Brother kaspar
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Post by: avondale
Brothers, Sister, and Dave (as we are still confuzzled over that)
though not due to the minor civil war we had, we have lost some Brothers in combat due to a crap load of stuff that I get all discombobulated all over it. So after ya all get patched up get ready for a memorial service for those we once called brothers
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Post by: gaovinni
Amanax wrote:gaovinni wrote:Amanax wrote:O_O
Lots of crazy things going on here. Well, thank goodness for Apothecary Fabius... I mean Fabulous Kaspar!
I'm still keeping my eye on you... you and your implications...
I'm hurt. I say you're a fabulous apothecary and you start pointing fingers and suspecting me of evil deeds. How rude. :(
I am sorry. It is just that there was an implication about me being similar to Fabius. That man is a disgrace to all apothecaries... and terrible at poker too.
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Post by: Amanax
gaovinni wrote:Amanax wrote:gaovinni wrote:Amanax wrote:O_O
Lots of crazy things going on here. Well, thank goodness for Apothecary Fabius... I mean Fabulous Kaspar!
I'm still keeping my eye on you... you and your implications...
I'm hurt. I say you're a fabulous apothecary and you start pointing fingers and suspecting me of evil deeds. How rude. :(
I am sorry. It is just that there was an implication about me being similar to Fabius. That man is a disgrace to all apothecaries... and terrible at poker too.
A disgrace to all apothecaries!? Now, I admit the man is an absolute terror and a manace to the galaxy. He should be killed on site, but to say he is a bad apothecary is not being fair. The man successfully cloned a primarch. That is a task worth noting, even if his experiment was utterly destroyed by the despoiler. The man is a genius, even if a mad one.
Though, I do wonder how you know he is bad at poker...
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Post by: purplefood
gaovinni wrote:Sister of Krieg wrote:purplefood wrote:Oh good it's been a while since i practised bodyguarding...
O.o umm ok maybe not such a good idea.
*sits quietly at the back of the tank wondering what the apothecary poker club will look like
It's just a bunch of apothecaries playing poker. The bodyguard stuff... well there is no reason for a bodyguard but with that excuse it is easier to get all of you inside.
What about if one of them is dodgy?
I can smell dodginess a mile away...
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*Starts singing*
P...p...p...poker face, P...p...poker face.
Mama...mama ^.^
*turns ard grins at the others in the tank, then continues*
P...p...p...poker face, P...p...poker face.
Mama...mama, I'm gunna Hold em' like they do in Texas plays.
Fold em', Let em' hit me, raise it, Baby stay with me. ^.^
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Post by: Just Dave
Moltar wrote:Battle Brother Moltar just wants to sit in that predator and unload round after round from the storm bolter... or get shot in the face, which ever happens first.
Sorry Brother but there's already a Storm Bolter Operator; I've put you in the scout sniper squad instead if that's OK?
avondale wrote:yup take like Brother/Sister Dave here he's been shot by a plasma gun so many times that it's rather hilarious
I get used to it sir; it's all part of the job.
Jimsolo wrote:Position Applied For: Predator (Hells Bane) Storm Bolter Operator
Name: Kavel Tiron
Apologies Brother but the Storm Bolter Operator position has already been filled. Currently the only positions available are in the Scout Sniper Squad so I've put you in there.
guyperson5 wrote: P.S Well done to your sister
Sister of Krieg wrote:and congratulations to your sister dave
Thank you!
Vires` wrote:Vires` Badassius there can I join?
Yes, but we already have a brother Badassius.
Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:
Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing
Second Captain Sam -
Master of Training
Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins"
- Brother Veteran Dave-
Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden -
Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus -
Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar -
Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius -
Company Champion
Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius -
Heavy Weapons -
Second in Command
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius -
Special Weapons
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- Brother Nicholas
- Brother Demetrius
- Brother Korvax
- Brother Jelly
Tactical Squad "Hellfire"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Tyr -
Master of Conspiracies
- Brother Frenzy -
Heavy Weapons
- Brother Naimad -
Special Weapons -
Second in Command
- Brother Davinius
- Brother Bartley
- Brother Lygris
- Brother Awb*
- Brother Paul "the enflamed"*
- Brother Lysensis*
- Brother Shadowbrand*
Scout Sniper Squad
- Brother Ivan
- Brother Alpharius
- Brother Derrick
- Brother Mcyeatman
- Brother/Sister Valence
- Brother Sledge
- Brother Kavel Tiron
- Brother Moltar
- Brother Vires'
- [POSITION AVAILABLE]
Veteran Vanguard Squad "Spooooooooooon!"
- Brother Veteran Sergeant Coa
- Brother Veteran Ray
- Brother Veteran Redeemer
- Brother Veteran Cornelius -
Second in Command
- Brother Veteran Dranus
- Brother Veteran Goddard
- Brother Veteran Angorium
- Brother Veteran Boyofdestiny
- Brother Veteran Metalus
- Brother Veteran Hazzer
Attack Bike "Take the next rightius" [Name Pending]
- Brother Badassius -
Driver
- Brother Kiccassius -
Gunner
Predator Annihilator "Hells Bane"
- Brother Sergeant Humps - Predator Commander, Turret Operator
- Brother Amanax -
Sponson Operator
- Brother Artemous
- Storm Bolter Operator
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
Just Dave wrote:Moltar wrote:Battle Brother Moltar just wants to sit in that predator and unload round after round from the storm bolter... or get shot in the face, which ever happens first.
Sorry Brother but there's already a Storm Bolter Operator; I've put you in the scout sniper squad instead if that's OK?
Welcome to the Sniper scout squad new Battle Brother ^.^
Automatically Appended Next Post: sorry that last bit was from me not Dave
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Post by: Riffzor
*has just finnished reading page 74*
... ... ...
*scratches chin with a curious expression on his face*
... ... ...
So... Uhm... Yeah, no. You has confused the Riffzor.
*sits down in a corner trying to find the sense in the topic*
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Post by: Sledgio
Just Dave wrote:Moltar wrote:Battle Brother Moltar just wants to sit in that predator and unload round after round from the storm bolter... or get shot in the face, which ever happens first.
Sorry Brother but there's already a Storm Bolter Operator; I've put you in the scout sniper squad instead if that's OK?
Sniper scouts!
our unit is nearly full now! Can't wait to shoot some xenos in between the eyes!
*nudges Moltar*
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
Can't wait til the next battle.
*begins polishing sniper rifle again*
What Xenos are we up agains next? any difficult targets amoung them?
*grins and peers down the scope checking the lenses are clean and shiny*
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Post by: Riffzor
...
...
...
... *suddenly shines up with a bright smile on his face, draws a deep breath and screams out* Death to the false emperor! *turns on the spot and runs*
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Post by: Sledgio
*Stares after riffzor, a little confused*
I'm not sure Valence, but I'd like to face something like Daemons, they'd pop out of the warp all over the place, constantly moving and all that! I could use some better target practice! ;D
*gets polish out of bag and starts on the barrel of his rifle, working slowly but steadily*
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Post by: Riffzor
*comes running back, gasping for air* You should have seen your faces! ... Not that I saw them as half-way through shouting that I realized I'd probably end up being shot before I could run if I'd stay to see them, but still, I bet they were like... Like... Uh.... Something.
*keeps exhaling heavily for a short moment*
... So, uh... What's uh... I mean... Oh, righty. For the Emprah! *clearly half-hearted*
Anyhow, when's dinner? I'm starving.
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
ye or somthing like Dark Eldar they seem to move around alot
*looks up at Riffzor*
What did you say a minuet ago?
*stands and the retractable blade in my mechanical arm juts out, I raise my arm to look at the knife in front of Riffzors face*
I don't think I heard you correctly
*grins*
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Post by: Riffzor
*gulps* Erh... Eh... God save the queen? *innocent smile*
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*smiles malicously* I knew you didn't say what I thought you said.
*retracts the blade and sits backdown next to sledgio*
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Post by: Kravox
If there is one xenos that I can not tolerate is Dark Eldar!
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Post by: Riffzor
*quickly fingers his throat to check it's intact* Uhm, oh? I mean, what did you think I said? *folds hands behind his back with a somewhat nervous and awkward smile*
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Post by: Kravox
Are you a member of the chapter Riffzor?
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*looks back up at Riffzor*
For a moment I could have sworn that you said somthing about a false Emporer, but that would make you some kind of Heretic.
*begins polishing metal arm and mutters to self*
and we all know what would have to happen then
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Post by: Riffzor
Kravox wrote:Are you a member of the chapter Riffzor?
Uh... Yeees.. *nods slowly* I'm... a.... chapterist... of... uh... the... Emperor's... Uh... Stuff.... But not really, no.
But... Uhm.... *ponders for a moment* ... Where do I sign up?
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*glares at Riffzor for a bit*
You have to tell Brother Dave or Lord Avondale, give them a brief background about yourself and they should recruit you if they think you are suitable.
*grins again as I wipe some dried blood off the end of the retractable knife*
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Post by: Riffzor
And what are the benefits?
*glances at the knife, then strokes himself over the throat again with a slight frown*
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
Well it will prove your not a heretic for one thing
*puts the polishing cloth back into a back pocket*
also you get to become a battle brother of the Hellsing Crusaders, what's more to want ^.^
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Post by: Riffzor
Well, I'm not a heretic... And battle is fun... Do we get food and ammo from the company or is it like some sort of a picnick?
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
No, we have provisions and a proper HQ right here.
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Post by: Riffzor
Well... Then... Count me in! Preferably some heavy weapons slot or driver of some tough vehicle. Or a sniper.
I'm up for anything, except jump infantry.
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
There might be a sniper scout spot left, which means I can keep an eye on you ^.^
if not you will go onto the recerves until more models are bought for the army.
I think there was mention of a land raider variant coming soon though
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Post by: Kravox
You will most probably not be able to pilot or gun the Land Raider, that will most probably be given to a current battle brother, but you will be able to be a scout when the position becomes available
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Post by: Sledgio
*finishes polishing sniper rifle. Has been quietly listening to the conversation and now pipes up*
we'll show him how to shoot the eye off a squig, won't we valence?
yeah, if you end up as a sniper we'll show you the ropes!
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Post by: Kravox
Who's the scout sergeant?
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*looks over at Sledgio and leans closer, whispering in his ear*
I'm still not sure about this new guy
*leans away and looks over Riffzors atire*
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Post by: Kravox
The newcomer does seem a bit strange
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Post by: Sledgio
*leans over to valence, whispering back*
I'm not quite sure either, but let's give him a chance, eh?
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
ye ok *looks slightly grumpier*
so, what's your name soldier and where are you from?
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Post by: Sledgio
*trying to cheer valence up*
Well, your rifle's looking nice and shiny...
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*puts on a smile*
Thank you Sledgio
*eyes flick to Riffzor and back*
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Post by: Just Dave
Kravox wrote:Who's the scout sergeant?
There isn't one yet.
Are you actually wanting to join Riffzor?
Sledgio wrote:*finishes polishing sniper rifle. Has been quietly listening to the conversation and now pipes up*
we'll show him how to shoot the eye off a squig, won't we valence?
yeah, if you end up as a sniper we'll show you the ropes!
*slaps Sledge round the back of the head for being a dumbass and polishing his sniper rifle when - as a scout - he should be trying to remain covert, rather than polishing his (literal) weapon*
*slaps Sledge again for being a cocky little bugger for an initiate...*
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Post by: Sledgio
*moves to sit between valence and riffzor*
*trying to make conversation*
So, hows your shooting practice been going?
*slightly awkward situation*
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Post by: gaovinni
I was away for... 6 or seven hours and I've missed 2 pages. Dang. Oh well. I had a fun 1500 point game.
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Post by: steeds of war
How did it go?
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*looks at Dave hoping not to get slapped as well*
Not too bad I might start again in a minuet.
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
I feel the need to be angry right now. That, and assassinate something. You can do both, right?
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Post by: gaovinni
steeds of war wrote:How did it go?
I completely destroyed my borthers nids. All of them. None was left alive. I managed to kill a Trygon Prime in a single turn with 8 shots (it has 6 wounds). I played with my marines.
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Post by: Sledgio
Oh, I see!
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Post by: Kravox
Congratulations
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
that's good ^.^
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Post by: gaovinni
It was a glorious battle. All those dead xenos. It was an effective purgation.
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Post by: Just Dave
Sister of Krieg wrote:*looks at Dave hoping not to get slapped as well*
Not too bad I might start again in a minuet.
I don't hit women.
Not that you're a woman of course, you're clearly a manly battle brother, but the point stands.
Now dirty up that sniper rifle Brother(?).
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
as long as you saved your geneseed and killed many Xenos
*aims sniper into the trees and fires, the bullet whips off into the overgrowth and a dull thud emerges in it's place*
Direct hit again ^.^
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as long as you saved your geneseed and killed many Xenos
*aims sniper into the trees and fires, the bullet whips off into the overgrowth and a dull thud emerges in it's place*
Direct hit again ^.^
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Post by: Amanax
o_O
Did we have a heretic encounter and I missed it!?
I have the worst timing. I missed our Ork infested geneseed with the recruits, and then I miss this. One of these days my lascannons will taste some non-battlefield glory!
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
well it was one new recruit that I suspect is a heretic.
*shouts out*
I'M STILL WATCHING YOUR RIFFZOR!
*fires at the target again, and again another dull thud*
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Post by: gaovinni
Amanax. You must start spending all your time here. Then you will not miss a thing... in this topic.
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Post by: Riffzor
*appears to wake up from his weird 'nap' in the middle of everything, stands up on the spot and looks around with a confused expression on his face* Woah, I just had the weirdest dream... *looks around* ... Oh.
So... Did... Uh, what did I miss?
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Post by: gaovinni
Sister of Krieg wrote:well it was one new recruit that I suspect is a heretic.
*shouts out*
I'M STILL WATCHING YOUR RIFFZOR!
*fires at the target again, and again another dull thud*
If he does anything fishy... shoot him in the legs and bring him to me. I'll be doing some research after that. Maybe some brainwashing so he loves the emperor more than he loves his own... life. Yes I was all along going to say life. (I apologize for my bad jokes yet again)
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
hehe *moves the scope over Riffzor*
that research sounds interesting ^.^
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Post by: gaovinni
Oh my. I forgot to introduce myself to the he... new recruit. Silly me. Riffzor was it? I am apothecary Kaspar. I like to investigate the intestines of heretics and xenos. Seen any lately?
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Post by: Kravox
Only when he's looking in a mirror
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
At this rate I give him a week before somthing Kasper happens to him ^.^
*aims the sight back at the corpse of trees and fires off another round*
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
Hello Riffzor. Would you like a power knuckle sandwich?
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Post by: gaovinni
Kaspar. Not Kasper. Doesn't really matter that much though...
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Post by: Riffzor
Seen any xenos lately? Uh, yes.. Yes, I did. I... They... Sort of seemed taken care of, quite dead. Unless of course it's a new sub-race of the Orks, laying still on the ground in pools of blood and them being full of bullet holes. And yes, Riffzor it is, I believe.
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
oh Sorry, Apothecary
*punches self*
I should really know this by now as It's engraved into my arm :S
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
I feel a heavy dose of ball kicking coming up...
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Post by: Riffzor
So uhm... *scratches elbow slowly* ... When uh, I mean, do we... Am I...? I mean... Never mind.
What's on the schedule?
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
Hit the heretic.
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Post by: Riffzor
... Then why did Valance hit herself...?
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
She's confused.
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Post by: gaovinni
Sister of Krieg wrote:oh Sorry, Apothecary
*punches self*
I should really know this by now as It's engraved into my arm :S
Don't go punching youself. Unless you really want more medical treatment. Well it isn't that big text on your arm. A small print saying "Kaspar fixed you".
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Post by: Riffzor
I see.
*stands still for a moment, then suddenly hits himself*
... Me too.
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Post by: gaovinni
Riffzor wrote:I see.
*stands still for a moment, then suddenly hits himself*
... Me too.
You want medical treatment? From me?
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Post by: Riffzor
I... *ahum* No, thank you.
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
Yes... yes he does. PROD HIM WITH NEEDLES!
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Post by: Riffzor
Needles? Oh, no I'm fine, thank you.
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Post by: gaovinni
Needles. Big needles. Sharp needles. Long needles. A lot of needles...
Now I want noodles.
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Post by: Riffzor
... Can I start shooting stuff now?
*smiles awkwardly*
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
Talk to Forden.
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Post by: Riffzor
Where do I find this Forden?
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
You don't find Forden; he finds you.
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Post by: Riffzor
I see... So I should set up an ambush?
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
Did you just ignore what I said? You will find forden when you find a smoking hole in your abdomen.
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Post by: gaovinni
And after that... come to me for medical help.
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Post by: Riffzor
I... What? So, I don't do any shooting?
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
Yup. No heretic gets a gun.
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Post by: Coolyo294
I don't like this new recruit of ours. I say we use him as a bullet sponge in battle.
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Post by: Riffzor
*frowns* You just called me a heretic?
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
No... I meant Xenos.
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Post by: Riffzor
*glares* What are you on about?
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*looks over shoulder at all the other marines and places sniper rifle over shoulder. Stands and turns to face them all*
I told you he wouldn't last long. Now we just wait for Forden to apear guns blazing.
*moves away from the big group of marines (obvious target for Forden)*
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Post by: Riffzor
*raises eyebrow* ... You think I'm going to fall for that? It's not like he can just shoot me.
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Post by: Asgeirr Darkwolf
Yes it is.
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*hugs metal hand*
You really don't know Forden he is 'Luck' in marine form.
*starts missing hand again*
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Post by: Moltar
So they threw me in the sniper squad? Well, no harm in aspiring to that pintle mounted storm bolter. ...
Hey sniper squad! I'll just hang in the back for now and act as a spotter for the rest of us.
Oooo I see something shiny!
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Post by: Riffzor
I doubt that.
... When do I get my power armor?
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Post by: gaovinni
He obviously does not know Forden. *looks around in a paranoid way and steps away from the larger group stopping in front of Valence* I'll be at the clinic if I'm needed. That might be the safest place to be right now. *heads to his clinic*
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Post by: Riffzor
*blinks* ... Power armor? Where do I find one?
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Post by: Kravox
Riffzor wrote:I doubt that.
... When do I get my power armor?
When you have finished your training, you can't jus go straight into battle as a brother marine
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Post by: Riffzor
And how do I train if I'm not allowed to shoot before I've spoken to Forden, who apparently is to shoot me at first sight?
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Post by: Kravox
When avondale announces the next battle, he'll say what squads he's taking and if he takes your squad a few times, you will have a chance for promotion when a spot becomes available
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Post by: gaovinni
Riffzor wrote:And how do I train if I'm not allowed to shoot before I've spoken to Forden, who apparently is to shoot me at first sight?
Don't worry. I am working on a cure for death.
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Post by: Riffzor
I hope you work fast, Kaspar.
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Post by: gaovinni
I may need test subjects...
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Post by: purplefood
Riffzor wrote:Where do I find this Forden?
Boo...
*Aims with Shiny*
I suggest you start running new person...
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Post by: gaovinni
Riffzor. Meet Forden... and Shiny (his plasma gun).
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*runs to clinic and slams door behind me*
Thank the emporer that I managed to get out of that.
I don't see why everyone wants to leave the Sniper squad I chose to join this from being a marine
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Post by: gaovinni
Sister of Krieg wrote:*runs to clinic and slams door behind me*
Thank the emporer that I managed to get out of that.
I don't see why everyone wants to leave the Sniper squad I chose to join this from being a marine
Stay out of the firing line and behind something that can properly cover you and don't make people mad and you'll be just fine here. Now I could cook those noodles I want to eat while the shooting starts...
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Post by: Riffzor
Uhm... Hello. *looks at Forden* .... Hi.
*glances down at the gun* ... Hi shiny.
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Post by: purplefood
Hello
Now start running before Shiny says hi...
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Post by: Riffzor
*tilts head to the side, peers at Shiny for a moment* ... Alright... *runs towards the clinic and starts knocking hastily on the door*
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Post by: Amanax
o_O
And gone for what? An hour and a half and I miss two pages!?
>_>
You people suck ;_;
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*moves into my room, in the spare storage room of the clinic and slumps on the bed.*
Sigh.
*looks around and places sniper on the table at the foot of the camp bed*
I guess I should get some rest while I'm safe in here
*removes scout armour and lies down on the bed*
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Post by: Riffzor
*starts knocking harder on the door, still at a rapid pace* ... Doc? Kaspar? What was that you said about needles..!?
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Post by: gaovinni
I'm not opening this clinic door to a person Forden is trying to shoot. For a person Forden HAS shot is a whole other thing. I don't want Forden blasting my clinic to pieces.
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Post by: Riffzor
*slams fist into the door* Alright, there, I'm bleeding, I need some bandaid...!
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Post by: gaovinni
*slides a medkit under the door* Use that. He is still aiming at you. Try the Crassus. Go inside. Forden would never harm that thing.
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Post by: Riffzor
The whatnow? *picks up the medkit and holds it behind himself whilst continiously knocking the door, as if trying to take cover behind it*
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*turns on the camp bed at the noise*
The shiny Tank! The really nice looking one.
*turns back over and closer eyes again*
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Post by: gaovinni
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT naturally. Go! Run if you want live. I still haven't developed the cure for death.
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Post by: Riffzor
Shiny tank. *starts running around looking for the vehicle*
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*opens one eye and tilts head towards the door of the room*
Kaspar? do you think he'll make it?
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Post by: gaovinni
Hmm... now that Valence lives here in the clinic in that old storage room... *installs more locks on his own rooms door and a plate saying "Do not enter if you do not wish to be traumatized for life" as a warning* There. *continues eating noodles*
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
Kaspar?
*gets off the bed and walks to the door*
You still there?
*looks out into the corridor of the Medicae building*
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Post by: Riffzor
*muttering for himself whilst running around* No wonder more and more chapters go renegade...
*runs back to the clinic, starts trying to ram the door down by tackling it* Open! Up! Now!
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*shouts to the main door*
Sorry, come back in the morning unless your still a target then don't come back.
*walks back into room and sits on the side of the bed again*
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Post by: Riffzor
*starts trying to chew on the locks, mumbling something muffled whilst slamming at the door with his fist*
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Post by: gaovinni
Sister of Krieg wrote:Kaspar?
*gets off the bed and walks to the door*
You still there?
*looks out into the corridor of the Medicae building*
I'm here.
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
The only way you'll get through that door is if Forden shoots you throught it
*slumps back onto camp bed*
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Post by: purplefood
*Fires twice blowing Riffzor's hand off*
There we go. Now you get to go inside the Medicae center..
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
O.o oh god don't bring the fighting in here
*hurriedly fumbles to put armour back on*
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Post by: Riffzor
*growling scream into the lock he's still biting at* Gah! Kaspar! *slumps the arm with the shot-off hand against the door, apparently already too high on adrenaline to notie the pain*
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Post by: purplefood
Oh please...
The targets in there are way to easy and bear little in the way of entertainment... though it is still funny i'll give it that.
*Shoots Riffzor in the foot leaving a cauterised stump*
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Post by: Riffzor
*falls backwards, bashing into the ground* Medic!
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Post by: gaovinni
Now I can let him in. Well then. I've got an arm just for you... it has a xeno detector and a heresy meter.
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*finishes putting armour back on as the main door is opened*
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Post by: Riffzor
*lies on the ground twitching*
Anything will do, and a foot, please!
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Post by: gaovinni
On it. *drags Riffzor to the operating room* Now, about those needles...
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Post by: Riffzor
Wh-what needles? What are you on about? Foot, hand, no needles...
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Post by: Kravox
You see why you should stay on the good side of Forden and Shiny?
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
They always win ^.^
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Post by: gaovinni
Riffzor wrote:Wh-what needles? What are you on about? Foot, hand, no needles...
They are needed for the operation. Now stay still. *restrains Riffzor* This wont hurt... much... I think.
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Post by: Kravox
Possibly
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Post by: Riffzor
*closes eyes hard* Just be carefull...
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*walks into operation room*
Hey, Kaspar can I stick in one of the needles?
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Post by: gaovinni
Riffzor wrote:*closes eyes hard* Just be carefull...
I am always careful. And I am the best. I am the master of the apothecarion!
Automatically Appended Next Post: Sister of Krieg wrote:*walks into operation room*
Hey, Kaspar can I stick in one of the needles?
You want to become my assistant?
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Post by: Riffzor
*glances over at Valance with a stern frown* .... No.
*looks up at Kaspar* Alright, patch me up.
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Post by: Kravox
I think Valence should be allowed to be your assisstant as Riffzor has tried to command you into not letting her
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*looks down at Riffzor then back up at Kaspar*
No ... I just feel like stabbing him.
*smiles sweetly then turns and walks out*
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Post by: gaovinni
Kravox wrote:I think Valence should be allowed to be your assisstant as Riffzor has tried to command you into not letting her
And I could use the help with all these injuries.
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Post by: Riffzor
*mutters something under his breath*
Just get this over with.
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Post by: gaovinni
Sister of Krieg wrote:*looks down at Riffzor then back up at Kaspar*
No ... I just feel like stabbing him.
*smiles sweetly then turns and walks out*
You forgot to stab... place these needles!
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Post by: Riffzor
... I'd prefer the needles placed by a professional. Now please, do something, I'm in pain here!
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
*runs back in and takes the needles*
ok where do these go ^.^
*before waiting for a reply she starts sticking the needles into his arms and legs *
about there?
It's not nice to throw girls or shot them for that matter!
can you sort that out for me? 
I'v missed poker and road trips and epic fights and gun and hugs and lollipops and land raiders and everything.... y did no one tell me about this