Both to construct (somewhat) and when thrown.

....when its the fith day you work on this one ork.....

Excuse me, but I have sprinted full pelt into a tree without ill effect, just a little bruising on my forehead. Yes, it was on purpose, and, sure, it was a spaling, but it broke in 2.

Well then...

Death to saplings.

That sinking feeling as your opponent starts swearing and shouting at his young opponent (We're talking 12, maybe 12 and a 1/2) because he keeps on breaking the rules. When I asked him he said he hadn't got enough money to buy a rulebook, so I gave him an AoBR one and helped him learn the rules.

n0t_u wrote:Well then...

Death to saplings.

The sinking feeling as you remeber that the thread has moved 2 pages forward while you were at school.

Sorry, I was commenting on a post by im2randomghgh about steagdons dying from charging a tower=a human running full tilt into a tree.

Deadshot wrote:

n0t_u wrote:Well then...

Death to saplings.

The sinking feeling as you remeber that the thread has moved 2 pages forward while you were at school.

Sorry, I was commenting on a post by im2randomghgh about steagdons dying from charging a tower=a human running full tilt into a tree.

this thread is really going fast now that we have the sfs (sinking feeling quad)

....hey, lets ask if they add that to their list of acronyms!

That sinking feeling when you see yet another squad created

That sinking feeling as your submarine runs out of fuel.

That sinking feeling as people say there's going to be a zombie apocalypse.

That sinking feeling as you walk through quicksand.

...that Libby makes the test for Null Zone right as those Chappy-backed Assault Marines tear into my Wyches...

That sinking feeling when you roll your archon's 2++ and fail it first time, losing it for the whole battle.
That sinking feeling as you watch shrike's fleet terminators running towards your fire warriors into assault range.
That sinking feeling when you see that there are already 41 pages of this and you're sad enough to still come up with more

Yeah, we need a mod to add SFS to the acronyms list!

...When you have a full metal die cast 4 lbs. train thrown at your 'nads.

When you realize they're gonna fix tanks into plastic, then really happy as you realize plastic hurts far less than full metal tanks when you have the thrown at you or beaten with them.

That sinking feeling when we're discussing the 41st millenium on the 41st page.




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That sinking feeling when you take a wound on an important model, even if it's only one and probably should have been more.

Know that sinking feeling when....their is nothing left but your Hive Tyrant.

The sinking feeling when you fall asleep in the storage room at work, and no one of your coworkers noticed you where gone.

The sinking feeling when your guardsmen gets chraged by Genestealers

That sinking feeling as Jaws bites through your boat.

Seriously though, when less than 1% of all SM Chapters has most of the fluff in the entire freakin' codex.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling as Jaws bites through your boat.

Seriously though, when less than 1% of all SM Chapters has most of the fluff in the entire freakin' codex.

There's around 1000 SM chapters, and around 5 have the entire fluff, so that's 0.5%
Surely they could have done some other stuff...

Then again, it's pretty much the same with all codecies.

p_gray99 wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling as Jaws bites through your boat.

Seriously though, when less than 1% of all SM Chapters has most of the fluff in the entire freakin' codex.

There's around 1000 SM chapters, and around 5 have the entire fluff, so that's 0.5%
Surely they could have done some other stuff...

Then again, it's pretty much the same with all codecies written by Matt Ward.

Just thought I would fix that for you.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

p_gray99 wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling as Jaws bites through your boat.

Seriously though, when less than 1% of all SM Chapters has most of the fluff in the entire freakin' codex.

There's around 1000 SM chapters, and around 5 have the entire fluff, so that's 0.5%
Surely they could have done some other stuff...

Then again, it's pretty much the same with all codecies written by Matt Ward.

Just thought I would fix that for you.

Lol, thanks

Slightly more seriously, when you hear that a chaper was one of the ones from the cursed 21st founding

That sinking feeling as you find yourself tabled by a 8 year old. (Never happened, but I'd like to see it)

The sinking feeling when you realise you'll never beat the best guy down at your GW, however good your list and tactics

... when you realize how little you know of computers.

p_gray99 wrote:The sinking feeling when you realise you'll never beat the best guy down at your GW, however good your list and tactics

Beat him at his own game and use his dice. 90% sure that they're weighted, by the description.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling as Jaws bites through your boat.

Seriously though, when less than 1% of all SM Chapters has most of the fluff in the entire freakin' codex.

OCCUPY MACRAGGE!

Castiel wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling as Jaws bites through your boat.

Seriously though, when less than 1% of all SM Chapters has most of the fluff in the entire freakin' codex.

OCCUPY MACRAGGE!

When a wierd wierd fellow walks up to you at an event and stands very close to you while asking repeatedly to get your phone number... and its the first time you ever see him.... and your not gay... on top of that he was sweating overtly much and swaying back and forth as if he was about to pass out....

tarnish wrote:When a wierd wierd fellow walks up to you at an event and stands very close to you while asking repeatedly to get your phone number... and its the first time you ever see him.... and your not gay... on top of that he was sweating overtly much and swaying back and forth as if he was about to pass out....

I. Think. I'm gonna. have. NIGHTMARES.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

tarnish wrote:When a wierd wierd fellow walks up to you at an event and stands very close to you while asking repeatedly to get your phone number... and its the first time you ever see him.... and your not gay... on top of that he was sweating overtly much and swaying back and forth as if he was about to pass out....

I. Think. I'm gonna. have. NIGHTMARES.

Ditto
.........when you come up with this brilliant idea, and see someone has already had it and implemented it.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:
I. Think. I'm gonna. have. NIGHTMARES.

It was insanely awkward, since the guy showed up for some events that i was running after that, and i had to be somewhat nice to him as i was on the payroll....

Hey guys, if any of you play mine craft, I found a legitimately epic trick!
Make a new world and enter "gimmeabreak" exactly as it is typed here, minus the quotation marks. You'll spawn in an NPC village!

...When you only have noobs to play against and haven't lost a game in over a year. I miss defeat

I don't miss it.... speaking of defeat and sadness my minecraft home was just invaded by my own water pillar. everything was destroyed!!! Wait I'm not that much of a noob I won ONE game out of ... seven. hmm

killykavekommando wrote:Hey guys, if any of you play mine craft, I found a legitimately epic trick!
Make a new world and enter "gimmeabreak" exactly as it is typed here, minus the quotation marks. You'll spawn in an NPC village!

...When you only have noobs to play against and haven't lost a game in over a year. I miss defeat

Almost like Lady Malys.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling as Jaws bites through your boat.

Seriously though, when less than 1% of all SM Chapters has most of the fluff in the entire freakin' codex.

When you suddenly imagine dozens of unemployed Space Marines chanting "We are the 99%"


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Castiel wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That sinking feeling as Jaws bites through your boat.

Seriously though, when less than 1% of all SM Chapters has most of the fluff in the entire freakin' codex.

OCCUPY MACRAGGE!

When somebody beats you to the same joke.

pinoypower wrote:I don't miss it.... speaking of defeat and sadness my minecraft home was just invaded by my own water pillar. everything was destroyed!!! Wait I'm not that much of a noob I won ONE game out of ... seven. hmm

^^This is the only guy that I have within a 30 minute drive that I can play WH40k with. The victory you did have was just because I wasn't using my fishes, and Farsight instead.

Well if you say it like that then it sound bad. I still won that one.

pinoypower wrote:Well if you say it like that then it sound bad. I still won that one.

You did win that one, I just hate to admit it.

...When the thread goes awkwardly quiet.

All threads need breaks, even the good ones sometimes.


When you have only 5 models left to paint in your army, and they are all exactly the same sculpt you kept not wanting to paint...

....when an A-hole won't let you proxy stuff before you buy it.

Hammer18 wrote:....when an A-hole won't let you proxy stuff before you buy it.

Wow. Just wow.
That is the best reason you can have for proxying.

Indeed, it's too expensive not to want to try before you buy.

forruner_mercy wrote:

Hammer18 wrote:....when an A-hole won't let you proxy stuff before you buy it.

Wow. Just wow.
That is the best reason you can have for proxying.

I just don't allow flashcard LRs and lampshade tyrannofexes...

Pepsifex feels the love.

n0t_u wrote:Pepsifex feels the love.

At least with that you kinda know what it is.

That feeling when your PC cuts out whilst your writing an essay you forgot to save.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:That feeling when your PC cuts out whilst your writing an essay you forgot to save.

ouch, had that three days ago; writing fluff, hadnt saved in a looonng time, and then power failure in the whole village. AAAAAAAAARGH!

... when you knock over an open pot of paint.
... when you then recover most of the spilt paint, and while wiping up the last of it... proceed to knock over the still-open pot AGAIN. Luckily no paint actually spilled that time, but still. XD

This one's an opponent's from a game I played today, my Thousand Sons vs his Necrons. XD

... when your Monolith doesn't arrive on turn two, you (and your opponent!) forget to roll for it entirely on turn three, it finally arrives on turn four, scatters, lands on the opponent's Defiler... and rolls a one on the mishap table.

The Defiler ate the incoming Monolith. ATE IT OM NOM NOM.

forruner_mercy wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:Hey guys, if any of you play mine craft, I found a legitimately epic trick!
Make a new world and enter "gimmeabreak" exactly as it is typed here, minus the quotation marks. You'll spawn in an NPC village!

...When you only have noobs to play against and haven't lost a game in over a year. I miss defeat

Almost like Lady Malys.

I know the feeling.

When you send an invite to someone for an event, then realise how much of an donkey-cave they are.

When you realize that somewhere on this page is the answer, now if only you knew the question.

liquidjoshi wrote:

forruner_mercy wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:Hey guys, if any of you play mine craft, I found a legitimately epic trick!
Make a new world and enter "gimmeabreak" exactly as it is typed here, minus the quotation marks. You'll spawn in an NPC village!

...When you only have noobs to play against and haven't lost a game in over a year. I miss defeat

Almost like Lady Malys.

I know the feeling.

When you send an invite to someone for an event, then realise how much of an donkey-cave they are.

I know the feeling.
Invite to birthday, they come then just vanish (huge crowds so not surprising if someone gets separated from time to time). They ended up spending the entire day at a bar; us finding them there after searching for an hour or two...


When you finish painting a model and upon admiring/inspecting it for a tiny bit you realise it has the wrong weapon and as a metal model will end up just sitting on a shelf.

forruner_mercy wrote:

n0t_u wrote:Pepsifex feels the love.

At least with that you kinda know what it is.

greyandyellow, greyandyellow, greyandyellow

You're playing 1000 points each, 2v2 and the teams turn out to be Eldar and Tau vs. Blood Angels and Space Wolves. Marine shooting gallery anyone?

Hammer18 wrote:....when an A-hole won't let you proxy stuff before you buy it.

when you see someone you have never seen on this forum before and they have a 1000% way cooler avatar than you and are now jealous... bummer


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killykavekommando wrote:Hey guys, if any of you play mine craft, I found a legitimately epic trick!
Make a new world and enter "gimmeabreak" exactly as it is typed here, minus the quotation marks. You'll spawn in an NPC village!

...When you only have noobs to play against and haven't lost a game in over a year. I miss defeat

Ive been playing minecraft for like a week now and am wondering, how do you win?

lowmanjason wrote:

Hammer18 wrote:....when an A-hole won't let you proxy stuff before you buy it.

when you see someone you have never seen on this forum before and they have a 1000% way cooler avatar than you and are now jealous... [size=7]bummer

took a while to find it.
when you spent a while making your own immortals and then they come out with plastic.

lowmanjason wrote:

Hammer18 wrote:....when an A-hole won't let you proxy stuff before you buy it.

when you see someone you have never seen on this forum before and they have a 1000% way cooler avatar than you and are now jealous... bummer


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killykavekommando wrote:Hey guys, if any of you play mine craft, I found a legitimately epic trick!
Make a new world and enter "gimmeabreak" exactly as it is typed here, minus the quotation marks. You'll spawn in an NPC village!

...When you only have noobs to play against and haven't lost a game in over a year. I miss defeat

Ive been playing minecraft for like a week now and am wondering, how do you win?

minecraft has no end goal, it's entirely open to whatever you want to do.
That sinking feeling when you play a Bt land speeder list vs necrons.

You know that Sinking feeling you get when your expensive unit of Terminators gets completely eradicated by ten Slugga Boyz. In the shooting phase!

When you walk to school, sit through all your classes, walk home, get on dakka, play terraria, go to sleep, wake up and repeat

Samus_aran115 wrote:When you walk to school, sit through all your classes, walk home, get on dakka, play terraria, go to sleep, wake up and repeat

Someone needs a social life any social occasion would spice that up.

Hey tarnish, how did you make that stalker?
.... when you repaint and it covers up some of the details

Hammer18 wrote:Hey tarnish, how did you make that stalker?

Use the link in my Sig and ask me there

When you dip you're brush into a paint pot, only to find the pain has dried and you know have a new drybrush

When you buy a pot of GW paint and it's already dry

When you realize that Farsight is supposed to be the tau's melee powerhouse...

When you think Ethereals look cool, I wonder how I could use one.

When you hear somebody talking about how awesome magnetized guns are on models after gluing your models together

Minecraft's end is when you kill the ender-dragon.

...When you hear Metallica's new album. Lou Reed and Metallica don't mix. At all.

Kind of sort of, game still goes after the "credits".

As a side note an OP spawning a dragon in the overworld in a village is fun. Fight is much more dynamic and there is a lot of terrain destroyed in the fight.


When you had an idea for one of these but forgot it.

...when you work out that those 6 broadsides you wanted will total up at £111

When after having to go through the credits three times on different servers you realise that pressing escape skips it.

When you see the SOPA issue has come up again.

When Fox News talks about video games.

When you see the enemy setting up their whole army and it's just 4 land raiders for a 1750pts game

p_gray99 wrote:When you see the enemy setting up their whole army and it's just 4 land raiders for a 1750pts game

i would let loose the scarab swarms and see sparks fly

When a squad of Oldcrons and lord warp 6" away from your guardians wiping them down to two, yet losing the melee and being chased off the board for the rest of the game by them...

The sinking feeling when scarab swarms attack your tanks.

When Oldcron Scarabs swarm your Avatar, the first time being instantly killed off. The second devouring the Avatar.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone starts talking to their models.

Although it's actually kinda hilarious in a grim way.

I do that...

The sinking feeling you get when 40k nerds start on about how all DnD players are weird and wear wizards costumes... i wear black combats trackies black Tshirts and hooodies with gothic imagry on them and trench coats... oh and purple/dark red/black tops....and i play 40k fantasy and DnD..... spread Gak about DnD players and i will come after you with my warhammer....the weapon variant that is....

when your gun jams up and you find the slide mount is broken it was a good gun

when you find all your matches are gone and youve just got back from a sleep over and your littlebrothers entering the pyro phase...

when you hear a crunch in the middle of the night...

when the Ouija board speaks nonsense again....


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the suicidal feeling when you hear of justin beiber...

sinking feeling when you hear nightwish with annete...

when you see the within temptations latest record has gone pop

You know that sinking feeling when you have an entire meched up CSM force Against an total 'Nid Mostorous creature army...

the sinking feeling when you dont find anyone to play against....

MrMerlin wrote:the sinking feeling when you dont find anyone to play against....

QFT

MrMerlin wrote:the sinking feeling when you dont find anyone to play against....

Yeah that happened to me last time I tried to play. I get time to play maybe once or twice a year because of my schedule and last month I finally got a whole day to play, go down o the local GW to find a game, and no one wants to play. To make matters a little worse, I had just bought the Newcron codex and had a list put together and all, and to this day still havent got to try them out... a shame

lowmanjason wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:the sinking feeling when you dont find anyone to play against....

Yeah that happened to me last time I tried to play. I get time to play maybe once or twice a year because of my schedule and last month I finally got a whole day to play, go down o the local GW to find a game, and no one wants to play. To make matters a little worse, I had just bought the Newcron codex and had a list put together and all, and to this day still havent got to try them out... a shame

This happens to me every time I go into a GW...

I feel everyone's pain...

Only occasionally for me when I go into a GW. The other times them thinking SoB are crap and it'd be an easy win. This is why I now just organise with friends.

happygolucky wrote:

lowmanjason wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:the sinking feeling when you dont find anyone to play against....

Yeah that happened to me last time I tried to play. I get time to play maybe once or twice a year because of my schedule and last month I finally got a whole day to play, go down o the local GW to find a game, and no one wants to play. To make matters a little worse, I had just bought the Newcron codex and had a list put together and all, and to this day still havent got to try them out... a shame

This happens to me every time I go into a GW...

I feel everyone's pain...

I know, there should be a forum somewhere where you can get together and schedule games with people from the internet... oh wait...

well how about...

someone should make a WH40K game you can play over the internet with other people... oh wait...

ok then...

someone should make a thread were you can schedule an internet game with other people... oh wait

That sinking feeling you get when you come up with these really good ideas only to find someone else already did it like 12 years ago...

How about we keep it simple and just make some sort of place for gamers to gather and communicate through the internet first?

Some sort of messaging system with electro-pigeons perhaps.

n0t_u wrote:How about we keep it simple and just make some sort of place for gamers to gather and communicate through the internet first?

Some sort of messaging system with electro-pigeons perhaps.

that is an awsome idea, what should we call it? how about "ShootyShooty.com" ???

Indeed and these pigeons could be shoved through various tubes so as not to get lost.

maybe we should have like sponsers and stuff to help pay for the site, and we can make the site users in charge of certain parts of the site. we can call them facilitators or ajudicators or somthing.

lowmanjason wrote:maybe we should have like sponsers and stuff to help pay for the site, and we can make the site users in charge of certain parts of the site. we can call them facilitators or ajudicators or somthing.

If you want to do that, then maybe you should make another thread for it.

...When the thread starts to derail after over 40 pages of hard work.

...When your friend likes PC better than mac.

...When you infiltrate your stealthsuits, but you forget that there's a tervigon around the corner.

When someone says their favourite music is extreme metal, and cite slipnot and korn as their favoutie bands.

When you're pet bird lands on the table during a game and flys off leaving you minus one model.

when you can't find your only guitar plectrum.

When you are the last person to realize the whole thing Tool did with their songs 10,000 days, wings for marie and viginti tres

When someone screams "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" whilst throwing Vulkan at me. The next time i saw him he was asking for money to replace the model.

He doesn't know where I live. I'd be dead if he did.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When someone screams "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" whilst throwing Vulkan at me. The next time i saw him he was asking for money to replace the model.

He doesn't know where I live. I'd be dead if he did.

Is there some kind of arsehat surplus in your area code?

They don't actually come from where I live. I have to go about 20 miles to a large town, bordering on small city size. Due to the size, I think I might get a few idiots. I think quite a few are the same people. I can't remember.

When you begin to think that an OldCrons VS NewCrons game would be the coolest thing ever...

Squidmanlolz wrote:When you begin to think that an OldCrons VS NewCrons game would be the coolest thing ever...

that is a good idea.
actually i think any codex versus it's predecessor would be cool

Hammer18 wrote:

Squidmanlolz wrote:When you begin to think that an OldCrons VS NewCrons game would be the coolest thing ever...

that is a good idea.
actually i think any codex versus it's predecessor would be cool

Yeah, like old tau vs..... Well, I guess just old tau

When you set a just glued model down for the glue to dry and your cat knocks it over

Great White wrote:When you set a just glued model down for the glue to dry and your cat knocks it over

or your dog, or your hand, or my archenemy...... gravity.

When you point out to the guy who play with on a weekly basis that he's been rolling his lightning claw dice wrong (reroll wound, no hit) and he says that it wouldn't matter if he did, he still would have beaten you because your army sucks...

Or when the same guy moves models by the center of the model as apposed to the front, and when you call him on it he says it doesn't matter. Right before he uses the Hurricane Bolters/Assault Cannon on his Land Raider Crusader to pulp a squad of vets and shoot down your only Vendetta...only because the LR had an extra 4" range because of the movement.

...When your friend still doesn't have mine craft.

killykavekommando wrote:...When your friend still doesn't have mine craft.

minecraftforfree.com

Squidmanlolz wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When your friend still doesn't have mine craft.

minecraftforfree.com

I know, but they use MacBooks, so that doesn't work on it. I'm convincing him to use the equivalent of that, except for macs.

When after moving you find half of your paints(gw of course) dried up

When you had those twist top devil GW paint pots.

killykavekommando wrote:

lowmanjason wrote:maybe we should have like sponsers and stuff to help pay for the site, and we can make the site users in charge of certain parts of the site. we can call them facilitators or ajudicators or somthing.

If you want to do that, then maybe you should make another thread for it.

Woosh!

When you realize you just covered a page in you Physics notebook with Daedric Sigils.

When you're facing off with your tank-heavy Thousand Sons army against a horde of orks, the orks have first turn... and manage to explode your Land Raider and shoot off your Vindicator's cannon before you can do anything.

When you remember why you paint the tops of the paint pots after you spend 5-10 minutes going through each and every paint to try and find the specific colour you want.

... When you see 32 replies to the Sinking Feeling in one go...

Coolyo294 wrote:When you realize you just covered a page in you Physics notebook with Daedric Sigils.

Isn't that like runic writing from a fantasy like Elder Scrolls?

Skits wrote:When you're facing off with your tank-heavy Thousand Sons army against a horde of orks, the orks have first turn... and manage to explode your Land Raider and shoot off your Vindicator's cannon before you can do anything.

That's just horrible. I can't even comprehend

You know that sinking feeling you get when your own dreadnought blows up your own LR and kills all the troops inside.

You know that sinking feeling when your defiler fires his battle cannon at a mob of boyz only to have him scatter and kill all of your own troops

You know that sinking feeling when you have a full squad H-gaunts on an objective then realizeing your opponent DSd a relic contemptor pattern dread with typhoon ML and assualt cannons...

When you finish a brake job on your car and forget to pump the brake pedal to build up braking pressure....

When your chaos space marines offer up there blood to the blood god instead of your opponents
when you invest into a cool game but come to realize none of your friends intend to give it a go
when your pdf
when your favorite sport is soccer, and you live in the united states :(

...When you've been watching yogscast for 2 hours.

killykavekommando wrote:...When you've been watching yogscast for 2 hours.

i know that feeling

big mek crazygit wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When you've been watching yogscast for 2 hours.

i know that feeling

My headache knows that feeling very well.

When your Dreadnought is placed in a situation where if he dodges a vehicle, he'll run off the board or he can take the brunt of a fast Buggy to the side.

What resulted of this was that I exploded in the middle of an Ork horde. Guess what I rolled for range. A one.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When your Dreadnought is placed in a situation where if he dodges a vehicle, he'll run off the board or he can take the brunt of a fast Buggy to the side.

What resulted of this was that I exploded in the middle of an Ork horde. Guess what I rolled for range. A one.

I hate it when you think: Oh well, if he dies he'll explode and take some of them with him. then you roll a one and all the bugs in range make their save. stupid d6 range.

darkcloud92 wrote:when you invest into a cool game but come to realize none of your friends intend to give it a go

red dead redemption (all my friends who have it have it on a different console)

killykavekommando wrote:

big mek crazygit wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When you've been watching yogscast for 2 hours.

i know that feeling

My headache knows that feeling very well.

alas, that took it's toll on me too.

When your 2+ and 3+ armors are less successful than tshirt saves.

killykavekommando wrote:

Coolyo294 wrote:When you realize you just covered a page in you Physics notebook with Daedric Sigils.

Isn't that like runic writing from a fantasy like Elder Scrolls?

Yes.

...When you realize that you'd be more likely to vote Weird Al Yancovic than most of the U.S. presidents that are running now. Herman Caine has nothing on Al's dreadlocks!

Boneblade wrote:When your 2+ and 3+ armors are less successful than tshirt saves.

Seriously funny for me. My Kroot with their 6+ save totally ravaged a batch of Marines one game. I was makign about half my saves, other guy didn't make one.


That sinking feeling when you're about to see a grown marine player cry.


When you've just gotten all soapy in the shower and you hear the toilet flush

What monster would do such a thing?!

a troll.
I know, I should be a comedian.

...When you have to model...

...When you have to paint...

when you roll the dice and they take out youre carfully balanced old style metal greatsword regiment of 30 models...urgh, took ages to stand it all back up!

...When you have 3 days to get presents for about 8 people.

im2randomghgh wrote:...When you have to model...

...When you have to paint...

I find modeling soothing, as long as its not resin of metal.
I also feel the same about painting my Tau.

After misreading your codex and needing to re-write your entire army list.

Squidmanlolz wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:...When you have to model...

...When you have to paint...

I find modeling soothing, as long as its not resin of metal.
I also feel the same about painting my Tau.

Modelling is really annoying and fidgety for me, and glue gets everywhere, and I constantly have to check instructions, and gluing arms on is the biggest pain since they both need to hold the gun AND touch the torso...

And painting can be relaxing, except when you are trying to do your absolute best and are squinting at the model and making the smallest marks and also mess up and have to go over things and just ughhh


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When you have something you need to put into your list, and nothing redundant that can be taken out

I do have to admit I hate modeling for friends who are too lazy to do it themselves.

.... when you realize you have to put in the activation codes for a game you got.

Hammer18 wrote:.... when you realize you have to put in the activation codes for a game you got.

That takes forever!

...When are becoming increasingly paranoid and irritable every day, leading to my insanity. I'm already pretty sure that I am obsessive-compulsive, as well.

Hammer18 wrote:.... when you realize you have to put in the activation codes for a game you got.

when you lose the stupid piece of paper that has the activation or proof of purchase code for your game on it! :( GAHHHH!

Coolyo294 wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

Coolyo294 wrote:When you realize you just covered a page in you Physics notebook with Daedric Sigils.

Isn't that like runic writing from a fantasy like Elder Scrolls?

Yes.

Is the only way to learn physics.




When you used to dread painting an army due to the amount of unpainted models left, yet have only a couple left to paint and now wish there were more left.
When you have to put together an Exorcist...

when other people whine about having to model.....

Its the greatest part of the hobby, guys! Its the only time you get to be really creative!

oh wait, i play orks....

...When you realise all your tanks broke when you dropped your box and you'll have to rebuild them all

p_gray99 wrote:...When you realise all your tanks broke when you dropped your box and you'll have to rebuild them all

ouch, that must suck!

MrMerlin wrote:

p_gray99 wrote:...When you realise all your tanks broke when you dropped your box and you'll have to rebuild them all

ouch, that must suck!

Yeah, but there were only about 5 of them and it was quite fun re-building them.

Back on topic, the sinking feeling when you realise it's only 2 days until christmas and you still haven't done all that stuff you were going to do

When an update forces you to get this... this thing if you want it to keep the army the same and adapt to the changes.


Like the Ork cheerleader no amount of Golden Demons can make it look good.
Thankfully though conversion time (the more fun way anyway) go.

darkcloud92 wrote:

Hammer18 wrote:.... when you realize you have to put in the activation codes for a game you got.

when you lose the stupid piece of paper that has the activation or proof of purchase code for your game on it! :( GAHHHH!

so many hours lost searching for them.

the sinking felling when you have to order you christmas presents yourself......

MrMerlin wrote:the sinking felling when you have to order you christmas presents yourself......

sinking? I say winning feeling!

killykavekommando wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:the sinking felling when you have to order you christmas presents yourself......

sinking? I say winning feeling!

indeed, It's a very winning feeling

...When you realize that you need imperial and tau civvies, but can't find either online.

MrMerlin wrote:when other people whine about having to model.....

Its the greatest part of the hobby, guys! Its the only time you get to be really creative!

oh wait, i play orks....

I don't know about you, but I'm not gonna risk screwing around with a 45 CAD broadsides, or a 1000 pound manta.

im2randomghgh wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:when other people whine about having to model.....

Its the greatest part of the hobby, guys! Its the only time you get to be really creative!

oh wait, i play orks....

I don't know about you, but I'm not gonna risk screwing around with a 45 CAD broadsides, or a 1000 pound manta.

Yeah, but what about FW? After all, is it not said that in your first pack you get twice as many as you'll ever need? And the pathfinder models are, frankly, boring. Why not mess around a little?

killykavekommando wrote:...When you realize that you need imperial and tau civvies, but can't find either online.

Tau civvies:

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/TAU-AIR-CASTE-GROUND-CREW.html

Or you could make an ethereal without weapons.


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p_gray99 wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:when other people whine about having to model.....

Its the greatest part of the hobby, guys! Its the only time you get to be really creative!

oh wait, i play orks....

I don't know about you, but I'm not gonna risk screwing around with a 45 CAD broadsides, or a 1000 pound manta.

Yeah, but what about FW? After all, is it not said that in your first pack you get twice as many as you'll ever need? And the pathfinder models are, frankly, boring. Why not mess around a little?

FW? I'm not gonna get extra arms and legs. Those are the best thing to covert EPIC POSES.

And I actually do convert pathfinders, since I have more FW than I need (I use 6, own ~200), I can always replace a ruined PF.

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When you realize that you need imperial and tau civvies, but can't find either online.

Tau civvies:

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/TAU-AIR-CASTE-GROUND-CREW.html

Or you could make an ethereal without weapons.

Yeah, the fact they're carrying what look like bombs doesn't help. Also, what if you want any of the other casts? Etherials are easily recognisable.
This kind of works for IG, although it has the same problems http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440253a&prodId=prod40007a

p_gray99 wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When you realize that you need imperial and tau civvies, but can't find either online.

Tau civvies:

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/TAU-AIR-CASTE-GROUND-CREW.html

Or you could make an ethereal without weapons.

Yeah, the fact they're carrying what look like bombs doesn't help. Also, what if you want any of the other casts? Etherials are easily recognisable.
This kind of works for IG, although it has the same problems http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440253a&prodId=prod40007a

They air caste members seem to be re-arming an aircraft, but they are most definately not fighters, which is why I posted it.

Also, those things they're holding might be power cells of some kind.

Oh and for tau, the only individuals I'd consider civilians are the water caste. Air caste=navy, Fire caste=warriors, Earth caste build and maintain weapons, as well as being battlefield engineers, and ethereals are known to be fighters,

im2randomghgh wrote:

p_gray99 wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When you realize that you need imperial and tau civvies, but can't find either online.

Tau civvies:

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/TAU-AIR-CASTE-GROUND-CREW.html

Or you could make an ethereal without weapons.

Yeah, the fact they're carrying what look like bombs doesn't help. Also, what if you want any of the other casts? Etherials are easily recognisable.
This kind of works for IG, although it has the same problems http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440253a&prodId=prod40007a

They air caste members seem to be re-arming an aircraft, but they are most definately not fighters, which is why I posted it.

Also, those things they're holding might be power cells of some kind.

Oh and for tau, the only individuals I'd consider civilians are the water caste. Air caste=navy, Fire caste=warriors, Earth caste build and maintain weapons, as well as being battlefield engineers, and ethereals are known to be fighters,

True. However, it seems that the majority of earth caste don't have much to do with weaponry, most air caste don't actually fire space guns and almost no etherials actually step foot on the battlefield.

Unfortunately, any model built by GW or forgeworld will have something to do with battle. Almost a shame. Still, these should be easy enough to model into acceptable civilians.

When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

liquidjoshi wrote:When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

Yeah, exactly what he said. I'll probably just buy a few tank commanders from the fish kit and convert their arms.

...When you take an arrow to the knee.

p_gray99 wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

p_gray99 wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When you realize that you need imperial and tau civvies, but can't find either online.

Tau civvies:

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/TAU-AIR-CASTE-GROUND-CREW.html

Or you could make an ethereal without weapons.

Yeah, the fact they're carrying what look like bombs doesn't help. Also, what if you want any of the other casts? Etherials are easily recognisable.
This kind of works for IG, although it has the same problems http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440253a&prodId=prod40007a

They air caste members seem to be re-arming an aircraft, but they are most definately not fighters, which is why I posted it.

Also, those things they're holding might be power cells of some kind.

Oh and for tau, the only individuals I'd consider civilians are the water caste. Air caste=navy, Fire caste=warriors, Earth caste build and maintain weapons, as well as being battlefield engineers, and ethereals are known to be fighters,

True. However, it seems that the majority of earth caste don't have much to do with weaponry, most air caste don't actually fire space guns and almost no etherials actually step foot on the battlefield.

Unfortunately, any model built by GW or forgeworld will have something to do with battle. Almost a shame. Still, these should be easy enough to model into acceptable civilians.

The majority of earth caste don't build weapons, true, but with something like the tau empire where their one and only focus is expansion/assimilation, and every citizen's only goal is to achieve the empire's goal, most technologies are going to be either directly for the military, or indirectly. troop transports are weapons, but they still help the military. life support for troops, armour etc. still help the military. They wouldn't be developing Ipads, that's for sure.

And as to the air caste, the cadets who fly the ships, even if they don't shoot, are still military-related.

And what I originally meant was that the only caste who would never, under any circumstances, find themselves on a battlefield are the water caste.

liquidjoshi wrote:When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

When your in the rancor pit...again...

darkcloud92 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

When your in the rancor pit...again...

When you wake up and find out that rancor had herpes.

im2randomghgh wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

When your in the rancor pit...again...

When you wake up and find out that rancor had herpes.

Space-slug herpes

Squidmanlolz wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

When your in the rancor pit...again...

When you wake up and find out that rancor had herpes.

Space-slug herpes

worse, when you find out its not space-slug herpes but full blown space-slug aids

darkcloud92 wrote:

Squidmanlolz wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

When your in the rancor pit...again...

When you wake up and find out that rancor had herpes.

Space-slug herpes

worse, when you find out its not space-slug herpes but full blown space-slug aids

...Rancors aren't space slugs, hutts are. Rancor is the fuzzy monster. Space Monster Aids.

im2randomghgh wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:

Squidmanlolz wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

When your in the rancor pit...again...

When you wake up and find out that rancor had herpes.

Space-slug herpes

worse, when you find out its not space-slug herpes but full blown space-slug aids

...Rancors aren't space slugs, hutts are. Rancor is the fuzzy monster. Space Monster Aids.

Did you know that they are actually a semi intelligent species? wookiepedia it

im2randomghgh wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:

Squidmanlolz wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

When your in the rancor pit...again...

When you wake up and find out that rancor had herpes.

Space-slug herpes

worse, when you find out its not space-slug herpes but full blown space-slug aids

...Rancors aren't space slugs, hutts are. Rancor is the fuzzy monster. Space Monster Aids.

Rancors aren't fuzzy. They're bald brown pig ogres that are used to eat people.

When your Warhammer 40K oriented message board suddenly turns into a Starwars Trivia board.

killykavekommando wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:

Squidmanlolz wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

When your in the rancor pit...again...

When you wake up and find out that rancor had herpes.

Space-slug herpes

worse, when you find out its not space-slug herpes but full blown space-slug aids

...Rancors aren't space slugs, hutts are. Rancor is the fuzzy monster. Space Monster Aids.

Rancors aren't fuzzy. They're bald brown pig ogres that are used to eat people.

Hutts aren't rancors either, space slugs are the things that tried to eat the Falcon with Han, leia and Chewwie inside, I never said that the rancor was a space slug, only that it had space-slug herpes

When you realise your DakkaDakka has been infiltrated by Star Wars fans witha fethis for fuzzy Rancors

...When you take 4 weeks to make a single command squad of 5 men.

When you spend ages getting out your painting gear and setting the table up to paint, only to basecoat model and get bored.

When your most recent thread gets nearly 60 views and no replies... seriously?

when you decide to paint just one unit, you look at the clock and it's 4.30am and you have work at 5.00am

When they pair me up against Carter or Eric to start my day...

Akirakill wrote:When they pair me up against Carter or Eric to start my day...

Who's that?

Two of sci fi city in Orlando s best players...

When ONE GK purifier pyscannon rends and kills your monolith...(swear to god it happens every game i play him)

Squidmanlolz wrote:When your most recent thread gets nearly 60 views and no replies... seriously?

Not rare, make a painting blog. If you're going well you'll get a reply after about 200ish.

When you get a kitten that constantly falls into a pond cause it thinks the plants growing on the surface are solid ground...

im2randomghgh wrote:

darkcloud92 wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When the thread turns into "Our problems with GW/ Forgeworld.

When you're standing over the rancor pit.

When your in the rancor pit...again...

When you wake up and find out that rancor had herpes.

things that make you go.. ewwwwww.

You make Rancor sad...

n0t_u wrote:

Squidmanlolz wrote:When your most recent thread gets nearly 60 views and no replies... seriously?

Not rare, make a painting blog. If you're going well you'll get a reply after about 200ish.

When you get a kitten that constantly falls into a pond cause it thinks the plants growing on the surface are solid ground...

My kitty originally had a letterbox of shredded newspaper. He saw the pile of newspapers on the table and crapped on it. It was adorable, but disgusting. He's a smart cat.

im2randomghgh wrote:

p_gray99 wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

p_gray99 wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When you realize that you need imperial and tau civvies, but can't find either online.

Tau civvies:

http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/Warhammer-40000/TAU-AIR-CASTE-GROUND-CREW.html

Or you could make an ethereal without weapons.

Yeah, the fact they're carrying what look like bombs doesn't help. Also, what if you want any of the other casts? Etherials are easily recognisable.
This kind of works for IG, although it has the same problems http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?catId=cat440253a&prodId=prod40007a

They air caste members seem to be re-arming an aircraft, but they are most definately not fighters, which is why I posted it.

Also, those things they're holding might be power cells of some kind.

Oh and for tau, the only individuals I'd consider civilians are the water caste. Air caste=navy, Fire caste=warriors, Earth caste build and maintain weapons, as well as being battlefield engineers, and ethereals are known to be fighters,

True. However, it seems that the majority of earth caste don't have much to do with weaponry, most air caste don't actually fire space guns and almost no etherials actually step foot on the battlefield.

Unfortunately, any model built by GW or forgeworld will have something to do with battle. Almost a shame. Still, these should be easy enough to model into acceptable civilians.

The majority of earth caste don't build weapons, true, but with something like the tau empire where their one and only focus is expansion/assimilation, and every citizen's only goal is to achieve the empire's goal, most technologies are going to be either directly for the military, or indirectly. troop transports are weapons, but they still help the military. life support for troops, armour etc. still help the military. They wouldn't be developing Ipads, that's for sure.

And as to the air caste, the cadets who fly the ships, even if they don't shoot, are still military-related.

And what I originally meant was that the only caste who would never, under any circumstances, find themselves on a battlefield are the water caste.

Some water caste members accompany the fire caste on the battlefield to try and get a peaceful solution. It must be thought, therefore, that some would have pulse pistols and will fight, even if not good fighters. I've seen fluff about water caste members killing others, even though they are terrible shots etc.

I thought it'd be the other way round with the Fire Caste acting as body guards.

When you see another quote pyramid forming!

How's the new banner going, Killy?

When the quote pyramid dies...

Never around when those things get going.

...When you have to clear away all your models after a 3000pts game where your opponent was using your models and you were as well: nearly 6000pts to clear up :(

You know that sinking feeeling when you get distracted by the winged hive tyrant and dont notice the outflanking genestealers.

When you forgot you glued the turret on you baneblade

When you forgot that wave Serpent next to all of your vehicles was filled with fire Dragons.

Castiel wrote:When you see another quote pyramid forming!

How's the new banner going, Killy?

Yeah, guys please stop with the pyramid. You can continue with that discussion, but start a new set of quotes.

Castiel, the banner is coming along. I still don't have a working link to the last guy's picture that he is supposed to send me via PMing. Your avatar is on the banner now, though.

When a single SM scout wins a combat against squad of 7 boyz + nob with power klaw and wipes them...

Ezki wrote:When a single SM scout wins a combat against squad of 7 boyz + nob with power klaw and wipes them...

uuuh, thats bad dice for the ork-player....

when you get some models for christmas (yes, here in europe we get our stuff onh the 24th!) and have to wait through the dinner before you can asemble them

MrMerlin wrote:

Ezki wrote:When a single SM scout wins a combat against squad of 7 boyz + nob with power klaw and wipes them...

uuuh, thats bad dice for the ork-player....

when you get some models for christmas (yes, here in europe we get our stuff onh the 24th!) and have to wait through the dinner before you can asemble them

That is the most painful experience I have ever been through.

Mr.Merlin, richten Sie bitte mich auf Deutsch, damit ich meine Sprachkenntnisse in Ihrer Sprache üben können. If you understood anything that I just said, please do the same.

...When a horde of creepers surrounds your npc village/ home and trap you for days.

....when genestealers outflank your death marks.

Hammer18 wrote:....when genestealers outflank your FW squad.

.

Fixed that for you.

When people start talking about Rancor STIs because of me.

When Genestealers outflank your models that you havn't been able to assemble because you had to wait until after dinner to do it.

When your computer get those red lines on the screen - again.

When word stops working and you have a gak ton of work to do on it.

killykavekommando wrote:

Mr.Merlin, richten Sie bitte mich auf Deutsch, damit ich meine Sprachkenntnisse in Ihrer Sprache üben können. If you understood anything that I just said, please do the same.

haha, its sure nice to see some german words here on dakka . If you want some advice: dont go "sie" all the time; you use "du" in friendly areas.
Außerdem hätte das letzte Wort in der ersten Person Singular der Gegenwart stehen müssen, also "kann"

haha

...when people on the forum suddenly start speaking deutsch

....when you have to spend an hour trying out different poses for your new deff dred.....

....when the legs of our new deff dred come in one piece, and are therefor not usable for advanced posing....

the great feeling when you managed to get a good running pose anyway!

When you get about 30+ pages into the thread and realize the thread's OP and friends have no idea how to play the game...

When you realize that your last statement will incur a backlash that you just really don't want to create or deal with but are too lazy to ammend it... and post it as is anyway (lol internet anonymity)...

Project2501 wrote:When you get about 30+ pages into the thread and realize the thread's OP and friends have no idea how to play the game...

When you realize that your last statement will incur a backlash that you just really don't want to create or deal with but are too lazy to ammend it... and post it as is anyway (lol internet anonymity)...

WUUUUUUT? You says we dont know how to play the game?! We stomps you flat for dat

seriouly, why do you think so?

MrMerlin wrote:

Project2501 wrote:When you get about 30+ pages into the thread and realize the thread's OP and friends have no idea how to play the game...

When you realize that your last statement will incur a backlash that you just really don't want to create or deal with but are too lazy to ammend it... and post it as is anyway (lol internet anonymity)...

WUUUUUUT? You says we dont know how to play the game?! We stomps you flat for dat

seriouly, why do you think so?

Purge the TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!! just kidding.

thx for the advice, mr.merlin. I was inspired to learn german from a German/English band known as Rammstein. Der schwierigste Teil Erlernen der deutschen Sprache ist, die Satzstruktur korrekt erhalten. Manchmal benutze ich Online-Übersetzung Websites und mein Deutsch Wörterbuch mit Wörtern, die ich weiß nicht, zu helfen.

...When I finish all of my geology reports in the beginning of the quarter on turbo mode to get back to studying German during my free time. Sucks for my classmates because I'm top of the class when I rush .
...When your DA green won't stay consistent for more than 10 minutes.

That sinking feeling when you have to make new christmas presents and sketches..... in 2 hrs 30 mins

UltramarineRV wrote:That sinking feeling when you have to make new christmas presents and sketches..... in 2 hrs 30 mins

I'd ask you what you were doing on the internet on Christmas eve, but then I'd have to answer the same question.

killykavekommando wrote:

UltramarineRV wrote:That sinking feeling when you have to make new christmas presents and sketches..... in 2 hrs 30 mins

I'd ask you what you were doing on the internet on Christmas eve, but then I'd have to answer the same question.

I was sating the pain of my right wrist as I finished photoshopping the 20 inch high by 40 inch wide picture for my 10 friends..... You know what i want for christmas?

UltramarineRV wrote:
I was sating the pain of my right wrist as I finished photoshopping the 20 inch high by 40 inch wide picture for my 10 friends..... You know what i want for christmas?

A new wrist?

Do you know that sinking feeling when your korne Berkers get wiped out in close combat by FW

tarnish wrote:

UltramarineRV wrote:
I was sating the pain of my right wrist as I finished photoshopping the 20 inch high by 40 inch wide picture for my 10 friends..... You know what i want for christmas?

A new wrist?

Actualy, I was going to say i wanted my best friends back.... But a wrist sounds pretty nice also.... BETTER CALL DAT CHAOS 411-

When spam advertising works and you want to join the club as this thread has led to a good few laughs.

Well not really sinking.


When you're finally in a decent painting mood, then realise you are too busy for it for the next week at the least.

When you realise posting depressing stuff gets a bit old

firewarror wrote:When you realise posting depressing stuff gets a bit old

Well, mr. negativepants over here, have you ever posted here before? I don't believe so. You're the only thing getting old over here. Not like cheese. More like stinky meatloaf.

Disregard that, I didn't get any miniatures for Xmas so I'm grumpy.

killykavekommando wrote:

firewarror wrote:When you realise posting depressing stuff gets a bit old

Well, mr. negativepants over here, have you ever posted here before? I don't believe so. You're the only thing getting old over here. Not like cheese. More like stinky meatloaf.

Disregard that, I didn't get any miniatures for Xmas so I'm grumpy.

awww thats too bad. i use xmas as an excuse to buy myself some minis as a present

tarnish wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

firewarror wrote:When you realise posting depressing stuff gets a bit old

Well, mr. negativepants over here, have you ever posted here before? I don't believe so. You're the only thing getting old over here. Not like cheese. More like stinky meatloaf.

Disregard that, I didn't get any miniatures for Xmas so I'm grumpy.

awww thats too bad. i use xmas as an excuse to buy myself some minis as a present

I know right?!

However, my family made it up by giving me the brand new Nikon 1. I LOVE THIS THING!
I couldn't help but experiment with it, and now I'm posting pics of my Tau and repainted rebel Grots!
Due to the size or clarity of the pictures (don't know which) it's taking a buttload of time to upload to the gallery.

...When you realize that you have ANOTHER Christmas party to attend.

killykavekommando wrote:

firewarror wrote:When you realise posting depressing stuff gets a bit old

Well, mr. negativepants over here, have you ever posted here before? I don't believe so. You're the only thing getting old over here. Not like cheese. More like stinky meatloaf.

Disregard that, I didn't get any miniatures for Xmas so I'm grumpy.

I didn't get minis or cash, bummer, except for some ratlings my gaming buddies got me (I make fun of ratlings constantly)
WTF is with people getting me clothes and deodorant, it's all I've really gotten for like 2 years (excepts for this swag laptop! )

I finally got the pics of my Tau up in a gallery right here:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/images-44431-22417_Killykavekommando's Desert Tau.html

We have a new member of the sinking feeling club! n0t_u is now a member of the club!

You know that sinking feeling when you notice that there are 3 squads of 20 genestealers in reserve...

Crystal Geyser wrote:You know that sinking feeling when you notice that there are 3 squads of 20 genestealers in reserve...

Pinoypower, my friend, IS that sinking feeling, plus a tervigon.

When that amount of Genestealers are anywhere near the board... Always my bane for the entire time I've played 40k.

When your uncle gives you his old airbrush and you only get half an airbrush. Crazy bastard

when you are given an entirly new painting/modelling kit for christmas, and have no models to pain!

necrovamp wrote:when you are given an entirly new painting/modelling kit for christmas, and have no models to pain!

Ouch!

When you get no models for Christmas.

When people are talking in German and you really want to know what they're saying, because you're a nosy person, but you don't understand a word of it!

A bheil gaidhlig agad?

Anyone know how to do a grave on the computer?

You know that sinking feeling when you play as Sisters.

You know that sinking feeling you get when you ask Santa for Grey Knights and on Christmas you get a Bretonnian box set and a pot of Codex Grey.

Dunwich wrote:You know that sinking feeling you get when you ask Santa for Grey Knights and on Christmas you get a Bretonnian box set and a pot of Codex Grey.

I laughed at that, but if it happened then I feel for you!

You know that sinking feeling when you get everything you wanted for christmas,and you suddenly want to throw it all away because you're so sick of yourself.

The sinking feeling you get when you see your cousins 3500 points of angry Rohirimn smash your Phalaxes of Easterlings and proced to hack them to pices, while smiling inocent

Samus_aran115 wrote:You know that sinking feeling when you get everything you wanted for christmas,and you suddenly want to throw it all away because you're so sick of yourself.

luckily i dont know that feeling.....

When you're making a name for a character in a game and the last hundred you've tried are already taken...

When you haven't painted for so long that when up your pots of paint, they've mostly dried up.

...When no matter how hard I try, I can never be as good at painting as Nucleosaur .

P.S. Look at this cool book I got!
http://www.google.com/products/catalog?client=safari&rls=en&q=5+very+good+reasons+to+punch+a+dolphin+in+the+mouth&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=12626333114393073986&sa=X&ei=P7X4TrXVB4SWiQKG2KyyDg&ved=0CD8Q8wIwAw#ps-sellers

Autographed, too!

Oh, I just had this one.

That sinking feeling you get when you realised that underneath your paint is a stray hair...

DeadlySquirrel wrote:Oh, I just had this one.

That sinking feeling you get when you realised that underneath your paint is a stray hair...

When that hair is a ball of hair in a wad in your paint container.

killykavekommando wrote:

DeadlySquirrel wrote:Oh, I just had this one.

That sinking feeling you get when you realised that underneath your paint is a stray hair...

When that hair is a ball of hair in a wad in your paint container.

When you realise this is the reason you are going bald.

When you wake up and remember you spent $80 on Christmas...

When squid man's halo tau haven't been updated in about a week
...When no one likes your tau paint jobs in the link on my signature.
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killykavekommando wrote:We have a new member of the sinking feeling club! n0t_u is now a member of the club!

...When you realise that you weren't selected for the club
When you realise you've already built and basecoated half your models and it's only a day since Christmas

That sinking feeling when you drop two of the dark Lances you get in the Ravager box down a ladder into a pile of clothing

TheAngrySquig wrote:That sinking feeling when you drop two of the dark Lances you get in the Ravager box down a ladder into a pile of clothing

At least you were clever enough not to want disintegrator cannons. Dark Lances are better against almost anything.

p-gray, you can be part of the club if you PM me saying that you want to join. n0t-u PMed me a few days ago.

When someone asks if there is a banana in your pocket or if you are just happy to see them and there really is a banana in your pocket.

When there isn't a banana in your pocket...

When you go all the way to a museum to see something, and the thing is in a lab bieng cleaned.

Squidmanlolz wrote:When someone asks if there is a banana in your pocket or if you are just happy to see them and there really is a banana in your pocket.

When there isn't a banana in your pocket...

Is that a Scrubs reference?

killykavekommando wrote:

Squidmanlolz wrote:When someone asks if there is a banana in your pocket or if you are just happy to see them and there really is a banana in your pocket.

When there isn't a banana in your pocket...

Is that a Scrubs reference?

not intentionally...

When you have one shot to blow up a vehicle with a nasty combat unit in it and you fail to penetrate.

When you need to kill one tank with 3 hunter-killer missiles (I've been playing a while and only hit once with a hunter-killer)...

Dat sinking feeling when your wallet is empty for some... reason...... uh..... damn models looking so nice in my flgs....

When you just caught up on this thread by reading about 10 pages, which amounted to 2 and a half hours that you meant to spend painting.

when you finish painting all the details on a land speeder and are finally ready to begin painting the passengers that you wouldn't glue in because you wanted access to said detail, only to discover that you never primed said passengers and are completely out of primer.

When you spend the time to do an amazing job painting parts of scouts only to realize that you have not primed the weapons you just glued on.

That sinking feeling when you got a bunch of great christmas gifts...including skyrim...but can't use them until February because you parents caught you throwing a big drunken party where 1/3 of the people got sick...including yourself...

When you watch a 7 man bike squad and bike captain get multi- assaulted by BA assault squads, death company and a Dread.

for my opponent.

when your massed assault on a bike squad leaves your objective defended by only a dev squad and a scout squad of snipers.

when your said squads get attacked by a rhino full of marines and a squad of Termies securing the win for me.

when you fail at spelling assault every time you type it

im2randomghgh wrote:That sinking feeling when you got a bunch of great christmas gifts...including skyrim...but can't use them until February because you parents caught you throwing a big drunken party where 1/3 of the people got sick...including yourself...

When your parents walk in on a big drunken party where 1/3 of the people got sick...including yourself...

When a cup of tea is as hot as it is delicious and you just took a big gulp... oww

Squidmanlolz wrote:

im2randomghgh wrote:That sinking feeling when you got a bunch of great christmas gifts...including skyrim...but can't use them until February because you parents caught you throwing a big drunken party where 1/3 of the people got sick...including yourself...

When your parents walk in on a big drunken party where 1/3 of the people got sick...including yourself...

When a cup of tea is as hot as it is delicious and you just took a big gulp... oww

*gentlemanly clap* well played

UltramarineRV wrote:Dat sinking feeling when your wallet is empty for some... reason...... uh..... damn models looking so nice in my flgs....

That's why I barely go to my FLGS. It makes me jealous.

killykavekommando wrote:

UltramarineRV wrote:Dat sinking feeling when your wallet is empty for some... reason...... uh..... damn models looking so nice in my flgs....

That's why I barely go to my FLGS. It makes me jealous.

Well.... I just got 300$ yesterday... and then.... THERE CAN BE ONLY 1 DOLLA

killykavekommando wrote:

UltramarineRV wrote:Dat sinking feeling when your wallet is empty for some... reason...... uh..... damn models looking so nice in my flgs....

That's why I barely go to my FLGS. It makes me jealous.

Ha! I don't have FLGS! curse-broken.

Squidmanlolz wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

UltramarineRV wrote:Dat sinking feeling when your wallet is empty for some... reason...... uh..... damn models looking so nice in my flgs....

That's why I barely go to my FLGS. It makes me jealous.

Ha! I don't have FLGS! curse-broken.

well then.... Time to set up shop near where you live then!

...when you remember that you just clicked refresh a hundred times in the last half-hour and nothing happened to my subscribed threads.

You know that sinking feelin when you're jelly you don't have a cool name like "squidmanlolz"

When you're tempted to change your Dakka name, but not sure if you can anymore due to how long and post count.

Samus_aran115 wrote:You know that sinking feelin when you're jelly you don't have a cool name like "squidmanlolz"

It's also my Xbox live gamertag, except with a space between squidman and lolz (Squidman lolz)

...when you realize that you have the thread equivalent of the touch of death.

...When you spend LITERALLY all day sculpting a miniature, just to realize that you got the head wrong

killykavekommando wrote:...When you spend LITERALLY all day sculpting a miniature, just to realize that you got the head wrong

DEPENDS, from what angle? It may look right from a certain point, or is this to be another sinking feeling?

UltramarineRV wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When you spend LITERALLY all day sculpting a miniature, just to realize that you got the head wrong

DEPENDS, from what angle? It may look right from a certain point, or is this to be another sinking feeling?

No, I sculpted a tau pilot lady person and it looked awesome with an all-greenstuff torso and legs. however, while I was sculpting the chest the hairs on the head got crushed and the head got flattened and now the eyes are way too far apart.

killykavekommando wrote:

UltramarineRV wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When you spend LITERALLY all day sculpting a miniature, just to realize that you got the head wrong

DEPENDS, from what angle? It may look right from a certain point, or is this to be another sinking feeling?

No, I sculpted a tau pilot lady person and it looked awesome with an all-greenstuff torso and legs. however, while I was sculpting the chest the hairs on the head got crushed and the head got flattened and now the eyes are way too far apart.

well, that sucks.... I guess all tau females are like that XP

When you finish your shower and realise you left your towel in your room.

Squidmanlolz wrote:...when you remember that you just clicked refresh a hundred times in the last half-hour and nothing happened to my subscribed threads.

i usually go to the gallery to vote while im waiting for replys.....

When you have been away for a few days, and the thread has progressed more than 7 pages.

When a dreadknight teleports next to your nice little guardsmen... Then burns them all to ash.

Castiel wrote:When you finish your shower and realise you left your towel in your room.

When you do this and live in a college dorm with very cold hallways in the dead of winter

n0t_u wrote:When you had those twist top devil GW paint pots.

killykavekommando wrote:

lowmanjason wrote:maybe we should have like sponsers and stuff to help pay for the site, and we can make the site users in charge of certain parts of the site. we can call them facilitators or ajudicators or somthing.

If you want to do that, then maybe you should make another thread for it.

Woosh!

I guess the sarcasm and humor was sorta lost in this one... sorry.

OHH OHH, how about when the sarcasm and humor is lost in you jokey comments!

...When YOU LOST THE GAME

killykavekommando wrote:...When YOU LOST THE GAME

Must happen a lot as tau budumchi..

The sinking feeling when you walk in on your sister getting down with the girl next door. I swear familiy dinner was awkward that day

killykavekommando wrote:...When YOU LOST THE GAME

THANKS!
seriously, WHY?

tarnish wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:...When YOU LOST THE GAME

Must happen a lot as tau budumchi..

You don't understand. http://www.losethegame.com/
You will wish you had never clicked on the link. In fact, you may even have a sinking feeling.

Trondheim wrote:The sinking feeling when you walk in on your sister getting down with the girl next door. I swear familiy dinner was awkward that day

Damn you, you near killed me. I could already see tomorrows newspaper headline read "17 YEAR OLD DIED LAUGHTING IN FRON OF COMPUTER"

MrMerlin wrote:

Trondheim wrote:The sinking feeling when you walk in on your sister getting down with the girl next door. I swear familiy dinner was awkward that day

Damn you, you near killed me. I could already see tomorrows newspaper headline read "17 YEAR OLD DIED LAUGHTING IN FRON OF COMPUTER"

Could you please take a second to look at your own location? Thank you.

p_gray99 wrote:

MrMerlin wrote:

Trondheim wrote:The sinking feeling when you walk in on your sister getting down with the girl next door. I swear familiy dinner was awkward that day

Damn you, you near killed me. I could already see tomorrows newspaper headline read "17 YEAR OLD DIED LAUGHTING IN FRON OF COMPUTER"

Could you please take a second to look at your own location? Thank you.

?. Why?

Trondheim wrote:The sinking feeling when you walk in on your sister getting down with the girl next door. I swear familiy dinner was awkward that day

We will need pictures if we are to properly assess the situation... please?

tarnish wrote:

Trondheim wrote:The sinking feeling when you walk in on your sister getting down with the girl next door. I swear familiy dinner was awkward that day

We will need pictures if we are to properly assess the situation... please?

I agree!
...In the name of science, of course.

Squidmanlolz wrote:

I agree!
...In the name of science, of course.

Naturally! science... and important stuff...


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When your watching harry potter and find 10 new plot holes that you didnt see the last time...

When you get an Samsung FGalaxy s2 for christmas and get angry birds.

Die little piggies, die, die die!

When you very nearly set your home on fire while your parents are out... yes, this just happened.
Crisis Avoided.

Squidmanlolz wrote:When you very nearly set your home on fire while your parents are out... yes, this just happened.
Crisis Avoided.

How?

Also, happy 50th page everyone!

There was wet spraypaint, matches were involved, that's about all we know... I'm an idiot around things that make fire....

Sounds...... Interesting?

I would avoid that one in the future!

When you brake the wheel on the opel blitz you just made........... they never ever go back on right.

When you get an awesome basing idea for a model you don't own (Razorwing), for an army you never intend to get (Dark Eldar).

Time to see if any of my friends have a spare one they'd let me play with...

When you put the work into magnetizing the arms on your Scouts and none of the shotgun arms match up. that gap between arm and wrist is very annoying.

When you get a nice conversion idea, which brings the small unit of only 5 up to $90.

When your brother gets a new phone and all he does with it is...... angry birds.... (will avoid rant)

Sunoccard wrote:When your brother gets a new phone and all he does with it is...... angry birds.... (will avoid rant)

There are worse things to spend all of your time doing on a phone, wait no, better, no worse... idk how it qualifies...

Sunoccard wrote:When your brother gets a new phone and all he does with it is...... angry birds.... (will avoid rant)

but its like a gameboy! only worse! and more expensive! and new!

tarnish wrote:

Sunoccard wrote:When your brother gets a new phone and all he does with it is...... angry birds.... (will avoid rant)

but its like a gameboy! only worse! and more expensive! and new!

I only wish my crappy phone could have any sort of game.

dmthomas7 wrote:

tarnish wrote:

Sunoccard wrote:When your brother gets a new phone and all he does with it is...... angry birds.... (will avoid rant)

but its like a gameboy! only worse! and more expensive! and new!

I only wish my crappy phone could have any sort of game.

Same! Mine only gets porn!

Squidmanlolz wrote:

dmthomas7 wrote:

tarnish wrote:

Sunoccard wrote:When your brother gets a new phone and all he does with it is...... angry birds.... (will avoid rant)

but its like a gameboy! only worse! and more expensive! and new!

I only wish my crappy phone could have any sort of game.

Same! Mine only gets porn!

Well I haven't checked on that one. It does get Facebook though but not Dakka

When you have to spend three days offline, and have important work (read dakka) to do.

That awesome feeling when you get abuot £200 worth of Grey Knights! Woop!

The sinking feeling when the cat decides said Grey Knights are good fun too, and half of them disappear overnight.

When the family want to watch Eastenders... AGAIN

When you really do get coal and a stick from your parents.

And finally, when no one decides to tell you you have the dentist that morning - and you decided to eat ALL the sweets and chocolate you got for christmas the night before.

When you talk to people who claim they collect warhams. When you come to see their collection, you find out THEY SET FIRE TO MODELS FOR THE HELL OF IT.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you talk to people who claim they collect warhams. When you come to see their collection, you find out THEY SET FIRE TO MODELS FOR THE HELL OF IT.

I refer to my previous statement and ask again: are you in a city of douchebags and 0 normal people?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you talk to people who claim they collect warhams. When you come to see their collection, you find out THEY SET FIRE TO MODELS FOR THE HELL OF IT.

I know the feeling. I really do. Apparently Necrons burn nicely...

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you talk to people who claim they collect warhams. When you come to see their collection, you find out THEY SET FIRE TO MODELS FOR THE HELL OF IT.

I did that to one of my Hammerheads I didn't like

But, my jet lighter looked like a melta hit so now, it's a terrain piece.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you talk to people who claim they collect warhams. When you come to see their collection, you find out THEY SET FIRE TO MODELS FOR THE HELL OF IT.

I wanted to burn up a really ugly rhino I inherited for terrain purposes, but I decided to cover it in spikes, and now it's a chaos rhino

You know that sinking feeling when you stole something from your best friend that you don't want to returm (a flashlight, in this case), but you know you have to.

You know that sinking feeling when you deactivated your facebook three months ago and not a single feth was given

That sinking feeling when you realise that you were meant to be revising for that RE exam coming up when you were doing your modeling...

Sunoccard wrote:When your brother gets a new phone and all he does with it is...... angry birds.... (will avoid rant)

You could be my brother, if he wasn't 8 and didn't have an internet connection!

im2randomghgh wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you talk to people who claim they collect warhams. When you come to see their collection, you find out THEY SET FIRE TO MODELS FOR THE HELL OF IT.

I did that to one of my Hammerheads I didn't like

But, my jet lighter looked like a melta hit so now, it's a terrain piece.

Melted sprue turns into excellent base decoration for my plasma biker