Silly Guardsmen, shooting people are not fun. Watching the terror in their eyes as you cleave them apart in glorious slaughter is !!!!

Making them repent even more so.

Can't we all just go through a factory line, and come out as Nacho Cheese Doritos©?

Yuck, Doritos. I dislike them almost as much as I dislike talking Doritos

I imagine you can have all sorts of fun with pancakes though...

Whar did you just say?

Sorry, I'll translate for...it
"Doritos are the best!"

Im 65% dorito by volume

Any sort of snack food is evil! Burn heretic

No, no! Wait before you burn them. Make them... Repent! Repent!

Yes! Make us repent! We...

Oh. You were talking to the doritos.

thenoobbomb wrote:No, no! Wait before you burn them. Make them... Repent! Repent!

Oh hush dress wearer. No such things here

Squigsquasher wrote:Yes! Make us repent! We...

Oh. You were talking to the doritos.

Maybe.....So you like punishment? Well.....FEEL THE WRATH OF MY PUNISHMENT ROD!

*Gasps with pleasure*

Ooh, yes! Deeper! Harder! Faster!

You can punish me with your rod any time!

Good thing you are all tied down in this dark room, with dripping watter. It's also good that my voice will echo through this room, so here goes.
Repent, heretic! Repent!
*voice echoes*

Thats not water, its promethium. I recently rerouted the water to the petunia beds and made that room the new gas tank.

I knew there was a reason why I stepped outside, and brought the heretic with me. Have fun in there Chaplain

Ugh, another fellow Astartes from another Legion that will enter the 'suddenly disappeared' list wich 'totally does not involve any Dark Angels.'

Do try heretic, do try. And feel the fangs of Fenris rip your throat out

Pff, you'll probably, after a day and night of fighting, start laughing, after wich you get knocked down!

Do the wolves of fenris like delicious assorted processed cheese products?

@ The dress wearer : No I would just shoot you at point blank with a plasma pistol, and then hack your head of with a sword

Yes we like cheese, particularly Mat Wardian cheese

Pff, then you just proof you are a cowerd wearing DA signature weapons!

Are you too scared to re enact the duel of our Primarchs?

This trooper will side with the Dark Angel because his chapter did many heroics during the Siege of Vraks.

Good, good!

Robes make good trenchcoats too

No not really, just much more practically minded about such things, and beside honor is only for fools and those whom seek an early grave

And that is a great skullshaped mask you are wearing!

Same for you! Rather grim and dark, hmm?

And there was me Space Wolves liked their honour. Ah well, guess they're all cowards

Please! Less fighting, more fornication.

Fornication? How primitive...destroy...just destroy...destroy everything! Such is true power!

But you need fornication to make stuff! Without stuff, there's nothing to destroy! If there's nothing to destroy, IT GETS SO BORING!

Less destruction, more truth, justice and the american way.

Oh oh oh! Superman! Can, can I be your sidekick!? Pancake Lad!?

Silence...GAEA RAGE!!!

(obliterates the entire galactic super-cluster)

*Absorb all the energy from you shot, and use it to bring back the original taco Doritos*

*Interrogates you all. If you confess, you will be beheaded. If you do not you will die after weeks in the torture room.*

I'll take the latter.

I'll give you the first.

*Walks into my living room*

What the feth is going on here? I told you all to take the lazor war outside, alongside any form of torture!

Thenoobbomb is getting worked up over the doritos again...... STOP EATING HIS DORITOS

But we're so good.

I will rend you open in the Torture room that has been made out of Trondheim's living room!

I'll rip myself open for you.
*proceeds to take off bag*

*Bends over*

Do you have a brand?

DUHH FRITOLAY....... or do you mean the kinkier brand?

Oh god.....Not this again! Why do you folks insist on playing the litle train that drove into the hole in my living room?

 Somedude593 wrote:
DUHH FRITOLAY....... or do you mean the kinkier brand?

I meant brand as in metal rod with a mark on the end that you put in a fire to heat up and then apply to flesh.

Don't have a brand...but I got something that might work. *Throws a searing hot Pancake w/smile face on you*.

Oh look, your ass is happy!

Still alive? FREIKUGEL!

(destroys the planet and cuts a swathe of destruction through the whole universe)

Did you just destroy Fenris? Hero!

Walk about the room saying random things when the other avatar comes near, taking careful antentiun to commenting on his preferance for great weapons/ bows even though the avatar has only a short sword.

*backstab the Avatar and sing your life*
Gentlemen.
*domination music*

OMG!!!/"?/! Hacker!!!'!?,?!!!
BANNED FROM SERVER L33T_2FORT: TO THE INTERROGATION CHAMBERS!

I think not.
*backstab*

I think yes.
Power Armor resists all backstabs!

Nah I am still alive, so is Fenris. Beside while you bow down angel.........DOGGY STYLE ATTACK!

*electro sapper armor*
"Spy's sapping my Space Marine"-The Emperor

Bowing to a Space Wolf? You mean how Russ bowed to The Lion when he was knocked down?

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Bowing to a Space Wolf? You mean how Russ bowed to The Lion when he was knocked down?

Burrrrrnnnn....

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
Oh oh oh! Superman! Can, can I be your sidekick!? Pancake Lad!?

Certainly my enthusiastic friend.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Bowing to a Space Wolf? You mean how Russ bowed to The Lion when he was knocked down?

Was talking more about the one whom made you a Marine And beside, I like my wenches screaming and kicking

 jaggedjaw wrote:
*electro sapper armor*
"Spy's sapping my Space Marine"-The Emperor

Now the emperor will forever have the voice of the engi........ thanks jagged

I like my Fallen dying.

Did someone say doggy-style? Because I think I heard someone say doggy style!

I just noted the bulge in your nether regions.

It might have been me..... Snoop's oh wait LION's album was really good

Ah, you're learning. Long live our Primarch, the mighty Lion El'Jonson, First Son of the Emperor!

Squigsquasher wrote:Did someone say doggy-style? Because I think I heard someone say doggy style!

Why yes acctualy!

Somedude593 wrote:It might have been me..... Snoop's oh wait LION's album was really good

So close, so close

How close? moon close or delicious doritos close?

So close you would be hard pressed to slip a Eldar between

But not my knife.
*Backstab*

*zooms in and catches knife*

"This looks like a job for superman!"

*electro sapper Superman*
"Spy's sapping my Superman."-Whoever Superman's father is

Pshhawww. Surely you have not forgotten I am invulnerable?

*snaps FM/AM Ultra-Sapper*

Luckily, (now that I'm superman's sidekick) comic book characters never die...permanently. PANCAKE LAD IS BACK!

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
Luckily, (now that I'm superman's sidekick) comic book characters never die...permanently. PANCAKE LAD IS BACK!

*Grabs pancake lad and flies off*

Up, Up and Away!

I think not.
*Uses Red-Tape Recorder*
*Superman turns back into the kid from Smallville*

*Superman flies forward in time, reversing aging process* (Plot Armor!!!).

Blasts Red-Tape Recorder with heatvision then uses super-speed to tie spy up.

"Well, I think this villains about WRAPPED UP"

Badum-Tschhhh

*shanks super-man with a dagger made of pure kryptonite, AKA: Warpstone

*Pours nacho cheese dorito flavoring into supermans stab wound to facilitate healing

*activate dead ringer and use kryptonite Spy-cicle to backstab everyone into statues of Kryptonie*
*Taunt*

*Sees through your disguise* "There can only be one Max **** **** ****ing Payne!!!" *deagle to the face*.

* Is reborn two comic issues due to "healing coma" *

* Notices nacho cheese embedded in stomach *

"Where is Pancake Lad?"

Right Behind you.
*Uses App sap*
"Hurray, I'm sapping your Superman!"-Wheatly

I haz flamer.

*Ravishes Superman and the Spy with the aid of a piece of celery*

.............I will be outside drinking myself into a coma

Oh okay.

Can I join in, fuzzykins?

NO!

Please?

No and close the door when you leave

Come on. It did say "please".

What part of the word NO do you not understand? I am immune to begging

pretty please!

*The sound of a shotgun being loaded with buckshot

Why you know......I do need a new set of cat fur lined gloves

i dont know.... celery sounds pretty good right now

 Somedude593 wrote:
i dont know.... celery sounds pretty good right now

Thats what I thought at first.

Oh how wrong I was.

How'bout some Kool Aid?

 Grey Templar wrote:
How'bout some Kool Aid?

I cant say no to kool aid.

Drink the kool aid S man

Nah.

Where does the expression "drinking the Kool-Aid" come from anyway? I fail to see the relation between ignoring evidence and drinking instant juice made from powder.

Well duh! it comes from drinking kool aid!

So that's why this room is so tripped up!

 Squigsquasher wrote:
Where does the expression "drinking the Kool-Aid" come from anyway? I fail to see the relation between ignoring evidence and drinking instant juice made from powder.

look up a dude named jim jones.........

Anyways this room is messed up because of the tyep of people in it....... i mean look at THAT guy *realizes hes looking in a mirror* awwwwwwwww

edit:got my psychopaths mixed up

Yeah, he's disgusting.

Positively repulsive

A repulsive fat man.
*bring him back to life just so I can backstab him again*

"Yes mortal!"

*backstab Trondheim*
The Black Mordor Tower: Now Extinct.
(Domination)

*Appears behind the spy, and stabs him in the back. He then fades away, leaving a smiling pancake on the body*

Killjoy=

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
*Appears behind the spy, and stabs him in the back. He then fades away, leaving a smiling pancake on the body*

Killjoy=

You did what had to be done pancake lad.

Oh silly sneaky minion of evil! I can not die, and well backstabbing folks is never fun. Burning their lands and butchering their kinfolk is much better

No.... as a cultist of both Slaanesh and Tzeentch i must say the funnest route is introducing snack foods to a planet and watch as they snack themselves into extiction due to obesity....... happy deaths they are though....

Why go that far when you can just blow up the whole planet with a flick of a finger?

Because being a evil overlord sometimes requier you to have a much more hands on approach to the killing of folks

Not necessarily...as the Myth Busters say, everything's better with explosions.

Dont use those oafs as exampels of anything good.

Instead, use me.
I dare you.

You dare me eh? Very well then, i shall abuse you with my mental powers of seduction!

Your 'mental powers of seduction'! That's what you get for being a staring eye.

Well yes, my dashing good looks got ruined by some hero. So now I use mind control to get my wicked way with folks, that or a rampagin horde of Orcs

Orcs? Yuck.

That's not really seducing, now?

Meh just close your eyes, and pretend its an elf carrying you away into slavery, and general doom & gloom

That's not very charming either

What about me?

 jaggedjaw wrote:
What about me?

Dont be silly, pancake lad stabbed you.

He's more charming then that eye.
But you're already in a relationship. with blue scout's mom, you pimp!

Leave now or stay and get freaky B*tch!

I'm not leaving.

Well then, lets get frisky shall we! And I would have you know, I am just shy

If you whip out your Fell beast I'll cut it off!

Pardon? You mean the flying besty the nine ride on? I hardly see how I would just whip one out.....

Still here! I'll strangle any Fell Beast that comes close.

Good thing I sent the orcs.....errrrrr I mean the tall & handsome Elfs that is totaly not Orcs in disguise to give you flowers then

And I'll give you this.
*electro-sapper Trondheim*
"Spy's sapping my Barad-dûr!"-Sauron

Sorry but such things only makes my fire tingel with you, pass the chains will you my dear?

I think not.
*use your eternal reward*

Oh my you are so frugal! I do love it when you talk sternly to me

I do agree my handsome brother.
NOW COWER BEFORE ME!!!

YES KNEEL BEFORE US!

Great job. You now have two eyes.

Would you wan to be our THIRD EYE?

*stretches wings*

What did I miss? I was asleep.

No, I don't want to be your third and fourth eye.

OOooo fesity! I like it when my minions put up a figth.....Now where did I put that cloroform

In my pocket, that time I knocked your tower when I did a flykick against it.

Knocked my tower! Well yes...you have such gentel hands

You're a creep that can't walk.

Is there a problem here mam?

Next to pervert eyes mounted on a tower? Nah

Well you have seen my eye........

...so now you are cursed to wander after it forever.

Well, I'm not.

but its so shiny...... no i shall not pass any closer

Come closer mortal....come closer and gaze in the aeons of time!

Stop gazing at me!

glazing ohhhh pink frosted glazing

This guy bothering you m'am?

Why yes I am plaing to ruin your world, hang your rulers and burnt the fields that once was green.

Yes they are bothering me! D:

But in a good way, right mortal?

"Don't come between the Nazgul and his prey, or he shall not slay thee in they turn. He shall bear thee away to the houses of lamentations, where they flesh shall be devoured, and they shriveled mind be left naked before the lidless Eye!"

That's a rather poetic way of saying you want to see me naked.

Damn you, ruining all my favorite lines

Well even I Lord Sauron has needs! Of course that is what I have been trying to explain to my minions!

so bring lots of naked chicks? come to think of it i havent had McNuggets in a while

What

So....much....minion....fail......

Lets see what happens if I undress.
*undresses*

Oh yea I feel a sige tower begining to rise. hard as iron in my lower dungeous!

...I'm not feeling anything. BRING IN SOMETHING BETTER.

"Hands over Troll love mixture

Ok, now I'm feeling something...
PURE HATRED!

Wops wrong bottle, Hands over Orc love potion 2.0

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know there is a difference between the term orc and ork? Must I send you to reeducation again? I swear familiy will be the end of me

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE ORC LOVE POTION 2.0 IS? Now I have to sing my happy song.

*Dresses*

Do I have to play the song again?

 jaggedjaw wrote:
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE ORC LOVE POTION 2.0 IS? Now I have to sing my happy song.

Pure conedy gold!


Now that you said it....Oh my dear Witch king! Bring me the nine tailed cat would you!! I have a few orcs to whip, and afterwards care to whip me too?

If it helps, I have a song about kidnapping. It's not as good, but...

Oh dear.....that was less than stellar. here is my song then Much much friendly minded

You lost the "only play Lord of the Rings" music game. Now you owe me twenty dollars...
AND YOUR SOUL!!!!

I hardly care, come here to the land known as Norway wher e I have built my new Barad Dur, and claim them. And soul? what is that?

I don't know, but it's something that's all the rage among mortals. I thought that if we had some, we would be "kool".

Ah I see, maybe google has the answer?

Tried that. All I got was porn, adds, adds for porn, and kitten videos.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

...Sorry.

That's allright.
Looks like I'm not the only lady-avatar here!

Yes, its good with some variation between the normal screaming and sobbing victims I get deliverd to me.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
That's allright.
Looks like I'm not the only lady-avatar here!

Squigsquasher may look like lady, but you haven't seen whats under that loincloth *shudders

Hmm, that may come in handy!

Ask the above avatar if he is Walmart's brother.

Edit: I mean greytemplar's avatar.

Ahhhhh sing we meet again.......FOR THE LAST TIME....

Nah, he's just Big Brother. Always watching...

Ah'll kill yall.
Yall can't stand 'gainst me! For Ah am thuh bird o' thuh south!
TWEEEEET TWEEEET!

Hello, little birdy!

Oh my, you again

 Somedude593 wrote:
Ahhhhh sing we meet again.......FOR THE LAST TIME....

Are you threatening me? Because if you are this guy would like a word with you:

I have a response to that.

Any questions?

Very well done my dear

Yes I know.
NOW KNEEL!!!!

I only kneel before Zod.

Oh rly?

*gallops inside*

 jaggedjaw wrote:
I have a response to that.

Any questions?

I have a response for this:

There will be no dawn for man! This is the age of the Orc!

Bow before King Cemal!

King who?

King Cemal of Jenava!

Of what? Is that the name of some prison cell?

The biggest Kingdom in the the Kingdom youtube series!

Ah I see, noting to worry about then

Pff, he is!
We've got hundreds of blocks of TNT!

Then do me a favour and plant all that TNT at the place where they store the bank information about my house loan. I could use a bit mroe financial room

Okay, that's cool!

Many, many thanks

See? King Cemal is powerfull!

We also have, ofcourse, the Writings of Jenava, who contain a great amount of knowledge...

You dont need to be powerful rich or smart to do something like that in Norway. The Police, goverment and generaly all the related thngs are dumb as a lloaf of bread. But yes, full score for effort

That corpse over there. Under Black Orc number 2354.

One thing, though.
Never trust Jenava. Hehehe..
*walks off with your combined fortune*

Thief!

(punches you in the face and cracks the planet in half)

Nu-uh! That's the rightfull property of the King!

Well, its mine now

No it is not!
We are the men of the east, who travel over seas and trough burning sand!

Well, I am the Princess of von Einzbern, descendant of the Arch Magus Justeaze Lizrich von Einzbern, Inheritor of the Third Holy Magic, and I say it's mine!

Bow before King Cemal!


Fear the blocks of Jenava!

I refuse!

't would be more imposing if you could speak or understand Dutch.

Still; you bow, or the King will blow you up with the Empire Wand!

The Third Holy Magic allows for resurrection among other things. So, NO.

Oh okay.
Behave, or behead!

Fine fine.

(goes to sleep on the couch)

Good. Good.
(take her money, quick!)

(subconsciously sucks the life out of the first person to touch her)

Hey, what's the big idea?

Good thing I ordered a slave to do so, then.

*steals money while the Admiral and Noob are arguing.

Life drain doesn't work when you're already dead

Quick lets venture to tahiti andspend the rest of our lives on warm sand beaches drinking fruity cocktails........ or buy lots of cool weapons and go all GTA somewhere!

*plants evidence in Somedude's house that he stole the money and then hops on a plane for parts unknown.

Die, Somedude593!

*enters soemdude's house with TNT, sword, bow and arrows)

*house is rigged, blows when noobbomb enters* All in a good days work jeeves *drives away into the sunset, meanwhile an angry looking noobbomb exits the rubble*

Actually, it was my plan to blow up your house. Spared my TNT, so thanks!
*grabs bow wich shoots flaming arrows*
*opens fire. Pun intended.*

I will...stare at the events going on...
Also, I don't have any money.

O really?
Then we'll take your gold, iron, steel and diamonds! And then we'll blow up your tower! Whaha!

*shows up with pimpin diamond armor* you mean iron and gold....

Smacks Somedude with his knockback 10 sword.

Its gonna take you 10 days to get back here

I guess I'll use this

Quick!

I need 3 stacks each of TnT, pressure plates, and dirt blocks!

**AVATAR CHANGED**

Cower before my wrath, de geso! I am Ika Musume, queen of queens, emissary of the sea, and I have come to punish you for your pollutive ways de geso! Look upon my tentacles, ye mighty, and DESPAIR! De geso!

Cower in fear? hardly but then again I am so beyound salvation that I cease to care a long time ago

You dare stand before the herald of the inkvasion Ika Musume, de geso?

In which case, feel the awesome power of my TENTACLES DE GESO!

Any man from Jenava knows no fear.

I'm sure you fear this...

Please don't attach non wargaming images to Dakka.
Reds8n

Pff, look at my head.

Course not!

*Finally back, out of breath* -pant- I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY SAND WORM...... I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH -pant pant- is that a tentacle girl? Has the kinkiness occured or am i back just in time?

*Finally back, out of breath* -pant- I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY SAND WORM...... I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH -pant pant- is that a tentacle girl? Has the kinkiness occured or am i back just in time?

S-Stop your perverted thoughts, de geso! This RP has now been inkvaded, de geso! Tremble before my glory de geso!

And witht he gift or Harkonen understanding of the posting mechanisem too....But yes, we will take care of our struggeling Harkonoen cousin

squig i like how your location always seems to fit with your avatar.... or mabye the internet has fethed me in the head so that i make it fit

 Grey Templar wrote:
*steals money while the Admiral and Noob are arguing.

Life drain doesn't work when you're already dead

No, I guess it doesn't.

(uses the Third Holy Magic to resurrect you)

Well now...

FOOL!

No living man can slay me. I am the Witch King! your magics are nothing to my power.

I just need to avoid blonde chi.... fudge buckets!

*makes good his escape

*Nicks al Grey Templar's stuff while he's gone.*

*Takes of all mah cloths!"

*Steals clothes lying on ground*

Petty theft is not very impressive.

YaY now I have an excuse for running around naked!

*Steals hope diamond, President of U.S.A., and a bowl of Trix*
Is that petty theavery?

Can I have the Hope Diamond? It's really shiny.

*Stabs you all in the back while you are tradinng the loot. Then takes it all and runs away.*

(resurrects self)

Sternen Ritter, after him!

*Sternen Ritter - German; Star Knights

*Blows up everything behind him with hundreds of blocks of TNT*

(places bounty on thenoobbomb's avatar's head)

Pff, I'm back in Jenava anyways. And hey, we don't betray eachother, only outsiders!

(contacts the Captains of the Jagd Armee)

I'm placing a fifty percent additional bonus on top of the original bounty. Make that double the bounty if you can get the Hope Diamond back as well.

Pff, I've hidden it somewhere far away anyways, in a temple full of traps...

you mean this? *pulls out diamond sword which has an extremely bulky middle section* hope nobody was using that

You do know that that trap in the temple wasn't meant to kill you, but will instead kill everybody you ever loved? Save for me, ofcourse.

Hey, someone stole my vortex grenade. If I don't enter a combination every 10 hours it detonates!

Oh, you mean this fancy thing? Well, the chest was expensive, so I took it. Here, have your grenade.
*throws vortex grenade*

*redirects it back at thenoobbomb just as it explodes.

Heh, nice try but my magic is powerful. see you never! say hi to slannesh for me!

Ehh, I didn't activate it, and I'm a good catcher. What you saw was just me detonating some TNT in your house!

*activate dead ringer*
Gentlemen.
*backstab thenoobbomb*
*revenge music*

*The air fills with thunder, and the world is embraced in darkness as fire rains from the skies and the wind howls*

Damnit! I need to get someone to stop playing that tune each time I walk intoa room. it gets a bit annoying

Too much noise. . . .

I love kitties!

*starts petting kirsanth

I think not.
*electro-sappers cat*
"Spy's sapping my cat."-Grey Templar in the future

*Nicks jaggedjaw's knife and sapper*
'Thenoobbomb stealin' your gear!'

Shoots everyone in the room and then OD's on painkillers.

*dead ringer*
Miss me?
*Spysicle thenoobbomb*

*Nicks everything from Jaggedjaw. Including clothing. Proceeds to blow up room.*

Sternen Ritter! Bring me those thieves' heads!

*dead ringer*
You underestimate me.
*Backstabs thenooboomb*
*Dom-i-nation!!!*

*nicks the dead ringer*
*blows up Jaggedjaw*

Hehehe..

Oh please blow me next if you have the time ( with TNT)

Blow you, with TNT?

Yes I like it to be explosive when somone blows me

What does that mean?

(I cannot believe I just asked that)

Another Anime chick? Hmm. Must be the seventh one in the row. Must not resist making joke about gender.

*activates equipment ringer*
I'm a man killer.
*Headshots Asherian Command*
And a lady killer.
*____(s/es) Admiral Valerian*

(resurrects self with the Third Holy Magic)

Sternen Ritter, bring me his head!