56285
Post by: JakeCWolf
*pops in off camera*
DR. OCTAGANPUS! BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH!!!
*shoop da whoops Valerian*
61774
Post by: Somedude593
*saves Valerian* What its not like i like you or anything...
BAKA!!!!!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
*blows up somedude593*
No exceptions.
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Why all the blowing up of things?
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
It's compensation.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
For a lack of Norse blood in their veins
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
For being manly, and being able to actually survive that!
*Blows Trondheim up with TNT, and sells pictures of Jaggedjaw and blue scout's mom to a website*
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Nice try southron!
*Looks at the pictures and prints them before going to my room."
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
I did think you wanted to be blown up.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Well clearly you did not blow me correctly did you now
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I may need a copy of some pictures of trond being blown up
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
I think not.
*All pictures of Spyom blow up*
20243
Post by: Grey Templar
Sorry, he loaded them on the internet. And as we all know...
1
56285
Post by: JakeCWolf
*pops in again out of nowhere*
DR. OCTOGANPUS! BBBBBLLLLlAAAAAHHHH!!!
*shoop da whoops Grey Templar*
17923
Post by: Asherian Command
IS revived and throws a turtle mine at Jake. Which then explodes and kills jake.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
61774
Post by: Somedude593
Shoots Asherian in the eye............THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
44702
Post by: Trondheim
On the planet Zeist!
20243
Post by: Grey Templar
*uses death magic to drain the life from Trondheim, Somedude, and Asherian, then resurrects them as wraiths.
You will now serve me my little minions, and defend me from all blond chicks who may attempt to slay me!
61774
Post by: Somedude593
You cant drain the life from one who is made of artificial-cheese flavored products!...... HOWEVER as blonde chicks seem to be a part of the deal i shall stick around for now!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
I'll kill you all!
34419
Post by: 4oursword
You cannot kill a sandwich! I triumph again!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Nice try, after the meal I just had it will take more than just that to even make me giggel with glee
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
*Enter Spycrab pose*
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Taks out crabbboiler
56285
Post by: JakeCWolf
*Pops out of Crab Boiler*
DR. OCTOGONAPUS! BBBBLLLLAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
*shoop da whoops Trondheim*
34252
Post by: Squigsquasher
*Wraps Doctor Octogonapus in tentacles and covers in ink*
Alright, that's enough lazors de geso.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
TNT TIME!!1!!!1!ONE!!!1
51489
Post by: necrovamp
I leave this thread for one minute and you go blowing stuff up!
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
Why don't you just walk away?...again?
61774
Post by: Somedude593
Squig what have i told you about getting kinky in the thread? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.............carry on
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Lets all get naked, cover each other in oil and dance seductivly before the web came!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
*Blows up webcam*
44702
Post by: Trondheim
I am directly behind you!
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
Right behind you.
*Stab*
*Stab*
*Stab*
*Stab,Stab,Stab,Stab*
*Stab*
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Stab me harder with that bog glaming and swety knife of yours!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
(stabs you with a Plasma Blade)
Happy?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Mhmmm yes...stabb me harder, make me crave that blade!
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
I think not.
*Electro sappers Trondheim*
"Spy's sapping my forum members!"-The Moderator
56285
Post by: JakeCWolf
*Pops out of a dispenser next to Trondheim*
DR. OCTAGONAPUS! BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH!!!!!
*shoop da whoops jaggedjaw*
61774
Post by: Somedude593
*whoop da shoops Jake* i have found the weakness of your power! now neither of us can use the technique!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Guess who is back? Now with even more TNT!
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
I think not.
*electro sappers TNT*
*Blows up in both of our faces*
*Dead Ringer*
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Yeah, but I am in /godmode
I cannot even die!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Nor can I, the fires of Udun has given me the gift of eternal life!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Yeah, but you shall not pass!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
I did pass actulay, there was only the smell of burnt beard and whip marks all around to be seen. That and dead Goblins everywhere
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
/ban Trondheim
Trondheim left the game.
Banned: Oh. That's cool, I guess.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Pardon?
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
I've just banned you from the server.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Oh lulzs,
*Hires Skynet to hack the server
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Oh, okay.
Well, now nobody can join.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
*Initaling launch protocol......directorate 245***66XV commencing
* Mission parameters changed! new instructuions comming....*
*Erradicate all human lifeforms! Alpha codes in transmission!"
11892
Post by: Shadowbrand
How do I get out of this chickengak outfit?
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Not by just looking around, I think.
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
I'm afraid not.
*Electro sappers server*
*Server crashes*
...
56285
Post by: JakeCWolf
Sever Guy: What the heck is wrong with this thing?
Dr. Octoganapus: *Pops out of crashed server* DR. OCTASERVERROOMAPUS!!! BBBBLLLLLAAAAHHHH!!!
*shoop da whoops Sever Guy some how fixing the crashed server in the process*
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Pff, I'm from Jenava.
20243
Post by: Grey Templar
Sure you can die.
*teliports thenoobbomb to the void.
56285
Post by: JakeCWolf
*Appears in the void next to thenoobbomb*
DR. OCTAGONA-where the
is this?
*stares in befuddlement*
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Just as planned................
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
*Backstab Trondheim*
Not as planned.
*Dom-i-nation*
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Do I need to go and get some handcuffs?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
No.
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
...no.
*Backstab necrovamp*
Now with that out of the way-
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
...we can blow this all up!
51489
Post by: necrovamp
but, but handcuffs are fun....
44702
Post by: Trondheim
The last time you said that you ended up not being able to sit for a week, so Id advice catuion my dear
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
We didn't need to know that.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Indeed, we did not.
*blows up chair*
60944
Post by: Super Ready
*enters the room*
*detects Someguy's massive power level*
Yes, you will be a decent challenge! POWER UP!
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... (2 hours later) .....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Well seeing as it was YOU that did it to him yes you did need to know
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
No I didn't. Slander and calumny.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Oh you did, you lured him in. Then you seduced him and with evil glee did you batter don his gate and ravaged his hold
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
Actually, that was me.
44702
Post by: Trondheim
So a manly threesome? Sounds like you three had a good time then
66629
Post by: Tyranidcrusher
*Jumps out of window*
WHYYYYY
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Because in the navy everyone shares!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Okay. I shall share my TNT.
*Blows up room*
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
And we shall share our wrath.
(performs Resurreccion and reverts back to true forms)
CERO!!!
66629
Post by: Tyranidcrusher
*bup bup bup*
I'm just some heads from an anime
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
I think not.
*Backstabs all three heads*
66629
Post by: Tyranidcrusher
BLAGAHABLABLGHBLAGHHBLA
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Mmmmm yes, suck that BLAGAGAGAGAGA
47547
Post by: CthuluIsSpy
Hey guys, I've been gone for a wh -WHOA WHAT THE HELL!
Look at the size of that ice cream cone!
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Ice cream? There's ice cream?
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
*nicks all icecream*
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
(summons the Menos)
Get him!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
The what? You mean this thing I just blew up, after I ate all ice cream?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Mmmm its Saturday and I feel sexy! Now for my feel good tonic & gin
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I'm back!
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
-Stab!
*Backstab*
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Thank goodness for armor saves.
(jumps into Zaku and launches)
Now...let's go!
(
More Dakka ensues)
51489
Post by: necrovamp
Where we going?
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Down the bunny hole
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
To hell! *blows everything up*
47547
Post by: CthuluIsSpy
I should really stop eating indian...
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I'm not finished! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ENOUGH DAKKA! ENOUGH AND YOU HAVE LESS THAN TOO MUCH AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ENOUGH DAKKA! NEVER! ENOUGH! DAKKA! (destroys house)
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Ehh, the house was already blown up..
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
I think not.
*Backstab the house*
*Domination*
20243
Post by: Grey Templar
*uses Jarate on jaggedjaw.
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
AHHHH!
*Is mentally scared for the rest of his life...Which is about 2 seconds*
*Respawns*
Why don't you just walk away?
75727
Post by: sing your life
Have you seen this girl's mother?
47547
Post by: CthuluIsSpy
Yes...IN MA BELLEH!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
It is time for some home truth, citizens...
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Double post..
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Triple post...
47547
Post by: CthuluIsSpy
TR-R-R-RIPLE POST!
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Feel the power of the Agency!
75727
Post by: sing your life
Hve you got any tissues for this girl? She's really sad about the prospect of that bastard eating her mother.
47547
Post by: CthuluIsSpy
I have some! They were in a purse that I found next to my dinner.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
The Agency is concerned with the safety of our nation's proud citizend. Therefore our Peacekeepeers, who stand for safety and security, will come round with a tissue. Please do not be afraid when they arrive wearing their uniform and COLBY assault rifles.
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
They shall fear me. For I am a BIRD WITH A MUSTACHE!!
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
*Backstab*
I think not.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Don't kill birds, spy! I don't know how much clearer I can make that!
75727
Post by: sing your life
It's ok man, birds are immune to backstabs.
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
But here's something you aren't immune to, fat man.
*Electro sappers terminator armor*
"Spy's sapping my terminator!"-The Emperor
75727
Post by: sing your life
*knocks off electro-sapper with Thunder homewrecker*
And look at me you moron, I'm not fat.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
(steps on you with my Zaku)
Oops...my bad
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
Revenge for my fat comrade.
*Backstabs Admiral Valerian*
*Disguise kit activated*
...I used Your Eternal Reward.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Normally, I'd be flattered. But in this case, that's just plain creepy.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
There are more important matters at hand, citizen!
VIDEO
75727
Post by: sing your life
I protect meself with my storm splendid screen.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Really?
(fires off a 240mm AP round)
How about now?
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
Should I help?
20243
Post by: Grey Templar
Who ordered the cute cat?
75727
Post by: sing your life
I did. Cat tastes better than bear.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Who are you?
75727
Post by: sing your life
The girl who kills you.
*throws tomahawk at your face*
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
I really have no idea what to-
*Thwack*
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Fake
(fires a Mega Particle Cannon)
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
Tweet tweet
20243
Post by: Grey Templar
BIRD!
*pounces and eats Overlord Thraka
75727
Post by: sing your life
CAT!!!
*pounces on and eats Grey Templar*
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Citizen! Do. Not. Kill. Cats!
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
You cannot eat me! I am a 10 foot tall mustached bird! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Mmmm pretty bird.....wana snuggel?
75727
Post by: sing your life
RANDOM HEAVY METAL ALBUM COVER!!!!
*pounces on and eats Trondheim*
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
*Dead ringer*
Missed me?
*Backstabs Trondheim*
20243
Post by: Grey Templar
*scratches and pees on everyone's furniture
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
(leaves a trail of catnip to the door)
20243
Post by: Grey Templar
Damn it, I've been clean for 2 years...
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom...
44702
Post by: Trondheim
What is this? A failur to keep the premises of your parole? Well back to jail and prison showers for you then
75727
Post by: sing your life
I thought I ate you....
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Apparently not.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Trondheim wrote: What is this? A failur to keep the premises of your parole? Well back to jail and prison showers for you then
Someone needed a jail? The Agency does not do jails. You do a serious crime, you die.
20243
Post by: Grey Templar
I can't escape the law.
VIDEO
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
The Agency has hundreds of brave peackeepers, who will do everything to defend you, citizen!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
MAYHEM VIOLENCE UTTER CARNAGE!!!!!!!!! RAWWWWRRRR
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
I think not.
*backstab everyone everwhere simulataniously*
*d-d-d-d-d-d-d-domination*
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Don't. Kill. Peacekeepers, Spy! I don't know how much clearer I can make that!
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
Fine.
*electrosappers Peacekeepers*
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
They're people, ye know. You can't sap 'em.
77493
Post by: Devizz
Burn heretic.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Citizen! This behaviour is untollerable!
77493
Post by: Devizz
What are you on about? Die.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Die smurf!!
*throws tomahawk at Devizz*
44702
Post by: Trondheim
OY! Lets get this ere moshpit started ya gitzs!
56730
Post by: boredbeard
Wil make dis un betta wit more boom! Un spolsiv moshpit we make! DEFFMOSHPIT! YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
77493
Post by: Devizz
That head of yours... you don't need it right? Let me separate it from your body.
Basically, this is what happens:
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/8/84896/1801646-spacemarine_headshot.jpg
56730
Post by: boredbeard
Ha. Good one.
I can see you are afraid of that moshpit. let me draw it for you:
- Marine joins moshpit.
- 30 seconds later:
Cheers!
77493
Post by: Devizz
Oh yeah? Well, you should know that even in death...
http://www.1337upload.net/files/gm_scenebuild_storm0029.jpg
...I will rip your arms from your torso.
40392
Post by: thenoobbomb
Not if you're up against the Agency.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Careful noob bomb, he's a dangerous creature.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
I agree. It would be best to make use of artillery from a safe distance.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Not just fifty thousand pounds...city-razing firepower...TAKEN UP
TO ELEVEN AND BEYOND
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
It's a shame we won't be able to see the enemies' panicked expressions as the shells begin to fall.
51866
Post by: Bobthehero
This trooper knows the feel.
Its always a shame when the artillerist wipe out our targets :(
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
But if there's a silver lining to it all is that we've shown them that no one messes with the Emperor's Imperial Guard and gets away with it.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
*approachs xenomorph.... punches off lower jaw and puhes head to the ground untill all blood has run out*
the fleshy ones are MINE!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Why eat just imperial flesh? Why not eat Imperial Steel? Who knows, you might like it. *Points Battle Tanks Cannon* Just give it a taste. *fires*
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
All ships, this is the Solar Macharius. Standby for precision Lance strike on the following coordinates...FIRE!
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
* leaps into sewer*
The xenomorph infection is extensive. * crushes face hugger as it attacks* no matter. * claw melts from acid blood*
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
*Uncloaks*
*Backstabs all the xenomorphs*
This is getting ridiculous.
77493
Post by: Devizz
<Chops off your head>
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Op much?
Who the genius that decided to infect prisoners of the city with face huggers and then let them loose in the sewer. I am now having to hide in weird green liquid. Wait a second.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Attention all ground personnel: orbital strike inbound...take cover!
56730
Post by: boredbeard
- finally, grinning and exhausted in that orky way, boy leaves that DEFFMOSHPIT ... Still holding his left arm separated from his body by that blue marine with red crest on his head -
Good news: Arm - Dok will fix it.
Bad news: Oi, I've lost me shiny bottle full of green slop, I did.
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
*Dead ringer*
Miss m-ah shi-
*orbital strike*
77493
Post by: Devizz
boredbeard wrote: - finally, grinning and exhausted in that orky way, boy leaves that DEFFMOSHPIT ... Still holding his left arm separated from his body by that blue marine with red crest on his head -
Good news: Arm - Dok will fix it.
Bad news: Oi, I've lost me shiny bottle full of green slop, I did.
You got it all wrong orc, I ripped off your arm
S , not an arm. Plural, not singular. So how come you are holding your separate arm if you have lost both.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Sigh...Astartes, always with the unnecessary violence. Ripping limbs off of orks, that's not going to kill them! Yah got to aim for that thick skull of theirs, and hope you hit something soft 'nd pink.
56730
Post by: boredbeard
You've only managed to rip off right sleeve from me attak jacket, Marine. Kinda like it that way. Still missin' my bottle though...
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
*steals detached arm* ... *eats it*....
56730
Post by: boredbeard
- with some effort, tries to stomp that disappearing tail... but initiative 2 does not help very much. That hand is gone. -
Oh, fer Gork's sakes. Dis is gone now.
- Sad now, automatically turns happy in a matter of seconds. True and pure happines is painted on his face -
I'm gonna get meself a power klaw, I will!
75727
Post by: sing your life
You're an ugly one..
33557
Post by: jaggedjaw
*Respawn*
I couldn't agree more.
*Backstab boredbeard*
Now with him out of the way...
Shall we?
66629
Post by: Tyranidcrusher
Hellooooooooo
56730
Post by: boredbeard
- He stopped. Still not sure that stinging and annoying pain just between spine and left blade-bone, is related to recently performed surgery or something else...-
- Klaw looks stabby enough. Choppy enough too. -
-----------
Cheers!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Pulls up a table and two stools
I see you got yourself a powerklaw...care to put it to the test? Haven't arm wrestled an ork in a while...so go easy on me.
He grins while sitting down, and sets his powerfist onto the table
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
* looks at powa Klaw, gaks self*
*jumps back into sewer*
Mines sewer bitches
56730
Post by: boredbeard
- Innate, congenital sense for finding trouble, tells him something is about to happen. Then he does a three-sixty degree overlook of his surrondings and his shight stops on Guardsmen, who definetly is up for something. First thing that comes to his mind is to charge, but that Guard is not running. Just sitting there and waving his arm armed in power fist. Curiosity takes over. -
Oi! Umie, looking for trouble?
- After few moments of arduous mental effort, he realises that Guard is inviting him for a round of arm wrestling. Also, quite fortunately, astonishing knowledge of High Gothic lets him read his name badge...-
Oi! Bob, dis is my bag of teefs, what's your bet. And, I like it to be shiny!
- Takes the place by the table -
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Shut it, all of you! The game's on; Fenris Wolves vs Ultramar Knights! Go, Wolves of Fenris! Russ and the Emperor are with you!
72490
Post by: gossipmeng
I'd love to discuss this game further with you, but it seems there is a string hanging from the curtain behind you that must be investigated.
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Be my guest.
51866
Post by: Bobthehero
Digging my trench, digging my sweet precious trench, lalalalalala
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Hey, there's a delivery for Bobthehero...several cases of Heavy Bolter ammo and Lascannon power cells.
51866
Post by: Bobthehero
Yes! Toys!
75727
Post by: sing your life
Actually that ammunition is for me.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
*jumps up and yells "boo", and steals bolter ammo clip*
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
boredbeard wrote: - Innate, congenital sense for finding trouble, tells him something is about to happen. Then he does a three-sixty degree overlook of his surrondings and his shight stops on Guardsmen, who definetly is up for something. First thing that comes to his mind is to charge, but that Guard is not running. Just sitting there and waving his arm armed in power fist. Curiosity takes over. -
Oi! Umie, looking for trouble?
- After few moments of arduous mental effort, he realises that Guard is inviting him for a round of arm wrestling. Also, quite fortunately, astonishing knowledge of High Gothic lets him read his name badge...-
Oi! Bob, dis is my bag of teefs, what's your bet. And, I like it to be shiny!
- Takes the place by the table -
If you win, you can have this.
With his other arm he easily hefts a golden powerklaw (with a green arm still in it) onto the table.
Savvy?
Hey, and someone kill that creepy xeno that keeps popping out of the sewers and messing with stuff!
51866
Post by: Bobthehero
IT STOLE THIS TROOPER HEAVY BOLTER AMMO! IT WILL PAY!
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Peekaboo
I wants to eat you
* throws blotter clip and hits ork on head*
big red(or green?) lump appears on ork head.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
Btw
Where the feth did the xenomorphs go?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
Down the sewers according to the last report.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
*looks left and right*
Nope none down here.
*hears hiss from behind*
oh feth...
75727
Post by: sing your life
Give me back that ammo, or I will turn into a dragon.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Sorry kids, but you must be at least this tall to turn into dragons. It's the law. Now, stop playing with the veggies, and go to bed. Uncle Bob has business with an ork.
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
is the ork still conscious, bob?
also
*yurns round and punches xenomorph*
yeah you RUN YOU BITCH!
75727
Post by: sing your life
Guardsmen Bob wrote: Sorry kids, but you must be at least this tall to turn into dragons. It's the law. Now, stop playing with the veggies, and go to bed. Uncle Bob has business with an ork.
You're going to be sorry:
* initiates dragon transformation*
66629
Post by: Tyranidcrusher
I think I took too much Vicodin...
20243
Post by: Grey Templar
Gol-Hah-Dov
Now the dragon serves me!
75727
Post by: sing your life
Sorry cat, but that shout doesn't work on girls turning into dragons.
YOL TOOR SHUL!!!
* Barbacues Grey Templar*
66629
Post by: Tyranidcrusher
Mmmmm BBQ!
44702
Post by: Trondheim
Fresh souls for the dark gods! Hear my chants heretics!
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Punches the heretic with his powerfist
SHUT UP! I'm trying to arm wrestle an ork while fending of a kid that turned into a dragon. WHO STOLE MY PANTS!?
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
The dude with the funny smile.
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Post by: sing your life
I thinks he's smiling at the scene of me burning a cat.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Well...obviously I was wrong on the height limit. Why don't you transform back, and I'll get you two some ice cream?
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Post by: the shrouded lord
Dragon!
Burn the sewers kill the xenomorphs
P.s I think I knocked out the ork when I threw ammo at his head.
Pps : do I et ice cream?
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Post by: Tyranidcrusher
No.
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Post by: sing your life
*transforms back*
Now get me a ice cream with extra leek.
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Post by: Trondheim
Wat? Okay.
*Hands over leek cream*
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Post by: boredbeard
- He is waking up. Slowly. Must be a trauma after power klaw implantation procedure. Or shock after all the shininess of that golden power klaw on the table -
Oi! Bob, Bob, Bob. We 'restle. Now now now!
- Impatiently shakes his power klaw. Then ... - suspended moment -
Bob 'umie. You're right 'anded!!!
- Looks on his left hand power klaw in dreadful disbelief -
Side note: I just imagined oldschool "Golden Axe" game. "Golden Klaw"... heh
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Post by: jaggedjaw
*sapper is attached to it*
*Decloack*
Miss me?
*Backstab*
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Post by: sing your life
Oh god.
* turns back into dragon and burns jaggedjaw*
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Post by: the shrouded lord
agreed.
can i have ice-cream bob? please?
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
FINE! Ice-cream for everyone!
Don't worry ork, I have a salution.
Shoves his left hand through the severed ork arm in the powerklaw.
Don't worry, I'm ambidextrous.
Realizing what he just did, a shiver runs down his spine and he gags.
R, r, rain check!
He rushes to the bathroom.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
yay! icecream!
bob is having bathroom problems?... "
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Post by: Grey Templar
He'll have a fit once he sees what I left on the floor
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
(preps Flamer)
Everyone get back! The fire's going to be extra hot tonight!
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Post by: sing your life
Lady Tiki, Eggman- er, I mean Cervantes and the army of Valm aproaches. do you:
A. fight them
B. surrender to them
C. ignore them and write a fanfiction about Chrom kissing Lissa.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
I'm going with C.
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Post by: thenoobbomb
Please remain calm, citizens.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Hey, you're blocking the screen! Sit back!
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Post by: the shrouded lord
What movie?
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Post by: Grey Templar
I think its the one with Admiral Valerian and Guardsmen Bob trapped in the Chimera with nothing to do. And its getting soooo hot in here...
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Post by: the shrouded lord
is it just me, or is bob still not wearing his pants?
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
(rolls eyes)
He's alone with an illusion . I have other matters to attend to to have time to watch a movie.
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Post by: sing your life
Bob and Valerian are together in a chimera, but Bob is actually helping Valerian write up some hot Chrom on Lissa action.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
cool.
whats chron?
and i think bob should put his pants on.
p.s i may or may not be in the chemera cooling system
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
*points to the paper*
Alright Valerian, if you want my help with this cult, then you have to help me get my pants back from the Jeanstealers first. I suggest we strike from the south with vendettas, while you and I enter through the air ducts.
*Looks at the illusion*
Are you listening?
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Post by: the shrouded lord
*throws pants at bob*
they are smell like you are have pooed self bob!
bllllaaaarrgggg
*vomits on bob*
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
That is totally disgusting.
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Post by: jaggedjaw
*dead ringer*
I couldn't agree more.
*Backstab the shrouded lord*
Also, happy birthday.
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Post by: sing your life
Happy birthday to you,
Creamed tomatoes and stew.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
*vomits on jaggedjaw*
*vomits on jaggedjaw*
*vomits on jaggedjaw*
*vomits on jaggedjaw*
*vomits on jaggedjaw*
*vomits on jaggedjaw*
*vomits on jaggedjaw*
*vomits on jaggedjaw*
*vomits on jaggedjaw*
*vomits on jaggedjaw*
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Quit it or I'm liable to do something...nasty.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Yuck! *Pulls out a flamer, and burns his pants*
So much vomit! It must all burn!
*Soon, the pants-less guardsman is burning the whole place*
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Post by: sing your life
Hello Bob. Nowi wants to go beddy-byes..
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Post by: the shrouded lord
*vomits on floor*
Who the feth put *vomits*pestasheo in my *vomits* ice-cream? *vomits*
I'm *vomits* allergic *vomits*
oh god, bob *vomits* put the kid to *vomits* bed before she sees *vomits* me and turns into a *vomits inside fridge* dragon again.
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Post by: jaggedjaw
Quick, hide in here.
*points gun at head*
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
You bastards made Miku cry!
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Post by: sing your life
It's ok,. Nowi will fix it!
*turns into dragon and barbacues Shrouded lord and Jaggedjaw*
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I do love the smell of a dragon BBQ.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
*pain*
Wait a second, the dragon flame cured me! Yay!
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Post by: sing your life
*sniff* Seems I didn't do enough.
*burns the shrouded lord for a whole minute*
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Want some pudding?
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Post by: the shrouded lord
*ow*
*coughs* can you please stop that,? please?
Also: does pudding have pestashio?
66552
Post by: Admiral Valerian
No, I don't think so.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
Ok il have some then please
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
(gets a slice from the fridge)
Help yourself.
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Post by: jaggedjaw
*dead ringer*
Don't mind if I do.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
Thanks valerian *eats small ammount of pudding* , oh and bob I got you some new pants, now good night everyone
*falls asleep, comatose because of not eating meat*
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Post by: Novelist47
NAH, NAH, NAH. IM DA BOSS SO I MAKE THE RULES
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Post by: sing your life
You're mean! I hate you!
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Post by: Trondheim
Oh dear, sounds like they need more rihgtous hate and less love!
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Post by: jaggedjaw
I agree.
*Ba! Ack! Stab! Baaack Stab!*
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
*Puts on his new pants*
I never thought you could back stab something without a back.
You're a real sharp dresser, and stabber, but you could do without the ski mask.
*Pulls off his sunglasses, revealing another pair underneath, and tosses them to the spy*
Now this is how you kill in style!
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
I don't know how that's even possible.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
I can do the sme thing with my arms
*rips off own arm*
*new one grows*
see?
*throws detached arm into garbage bin*
Hold on, aren't I comatose?
*eats jaggedjaws lower jaw and intestines*
mmmm
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Post by: Novelist47
got served
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Post by: sing your life
I smile I because I have no f
king idea what is going on....
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Smile huh? I usually just start shooting when I don't know what's going on. They taught me that in basic.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
I heard you accidentally shot off your CO's ass once.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Heheh. It wasn't actually an accident, but don't tell my CO that.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
Did the bullets go UP the CO's ass, or just on it?
*rips off and chews on own arm*
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
I heard the las-bolt tore the CO's buttocks apart.
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Post by: the shrouded lord
*finishs eating own arm*
cool
*nibbles on piece of jaggedjaw's sternum*
Whered the ork go?
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Post by: jaggedjaw
*dead ringer*
You're about to find out.
*Backstab*
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Post by: the shrouded lord
You realise I'm eaing you? Right?
*
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
*Sees a mutant thing eating a man, and said man is standing behind the mutant stabing him in the back*
...Dammit Snake, you've created a Time Paradox!
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Post by: the shrouded lord
agreed
*snaps jaggedjaws neck snd rips off head*
bob, you want any of this?
*continues nibbling sternum.*
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Post by: sing your life
Hello Bob. Nowi wants to go beddy-byes....
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Post by: Trondheim
What is this madness? beds & Bobs?
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Post by: jaggedjaw
*dead ringer*
I "Couldn't" agree more.
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Post by: Iranna
I see you...
Iranna.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
I see you too.
Valerian.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Whach'all lookin' at?
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Post by: the shrouded lord
*puts nomi in bed*
go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep so i can eat your blanket because its made of fenrisian wolf ffire and is tasty.
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Post by: Trondheim
the shrouded lord wrote: *puts nomi in bed*
go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep so i can eat your blanket because its made of fenrisian wolf ffire and is tasty.
Pardon? What message dose the warp exposed trying to relay to us all?
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
You don't want to know...oh wait. Maybe you do...
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Post by: sing your life
I'm not Nomi!
*turns into dragons and breathes fire at the shrouded lord before truning back*
Nowi wants to go beddy-byes Bob...
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Do you know Tiki?
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Post by: jaggedjaw
No.
*Backstab*
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Post by: sing your life
Spy!
*Jarates on Jaggedjaw*
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Post by: the shrouded lord
*ow*
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
What smells like pi- eh...never mind.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Please use the appropriate facilities.
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Post by: sing your life
It was a heat of the moment decsion, Miku.