Ah, I see.

Hey, you know they're selling pudding at half-price over there. Here's some money. Let none say Bob doesn't care about the children.

Hey Bob.

There was some girl named Brianna at the door. Says she's an old girlfriend or something. She dropped by this.

*hands Bob a 12 pound baby girl.

Her name's Susan. Have fun you rascal.

do you want me to eat it?
also, awww so cute.
also, bob has an x? was it a one night stand?
also,
*ow*

Well, well, well...things are shaping up to be interesting around here.

This trooper trench is finished at last!

Congratulations; new orders from the Inquisitor: he said to hurry and finish the Astropathic Trans-Reception Array.

Why all the working? Let's play!

Already am; struggling to beat Shin Megami Tensei IV as we speak.

Lets play doctor, I be the doctor and you be the blond maid in need of medical attention!

I'm not really into that kind of thing.

Do you know where you are?

WHERE YOU TRULY ARE???

Why yes I do know where I am, in the warp plotting your bloody demise

 sing your life wrote:
Do you know where you are?

WHERE YOU TRULY ARE???

Yes, citizen. I do.

Trondheim wrote:Why yes I do know where I am, in the warp plotting your bloody demise

thenoobbomb wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Do you know where you are?

WHERE YOU TRULY ARE???

Yes, citizen. I do.

Such childish ignorance. Y'know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding narwhales and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies' tears.

Word of advice: If you ride a narwhale, mind the pointy bit.

You're in the mind of Pelagius the Mad.
So what?

I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow of your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it.

Aradia, is that you?

d'you mind, im trying to do the fish stick, it's a very delicate state of mind.
*skips rope with jaggedjaws intestines*

That is utterly disgusting.

wow, your face changed again!
whered the little girl go? her face keeps changing to!
lord sheogorath, what do i do?

I know what to do!
*Hands shrouded the baby*
This is a baby mutant...don't ask. Take it and teach her the ways of the mutant, so that one day she may rule over your people!
*Runs away*

*looks at baby*
im an alien, not a mutant....
*looks around and leans toward baby*
*whispers* does your face change too?

Do you hear the voices too?

You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Trondheim. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old?

Voices? You need to see a doctor.

YOU dare interrupt ME? Only I interrupt me! Like just then.

I know, its a hard, hard life spreading heresy and burning stuff, but I suppose the word needs to be spread
*Starts to spasem and froth around the mouth*

LET NONE LIVE! KILL THEM ALL!

Have you tried anger management?

*looks at baby again*
ummm...
*eats more of jaggedjaw's intestines*
eat this.
*gives baby intestines*
*throws baby into air and catches it*
*runs in circles*
we have to walk babys right?

This is just getting weirder and weirder.

From Iron, cometh Strength. From Strength, cometh Will. From Will, cometh Faith. From Faith, cometh Honour. From Honour, cometh Iron. This is the Unbreakable Litany, and may it forever be so

IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT!

 Trondheim wrote:
IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT!

Exactly.

Bow before the dark gods! Their fell gaze will judge all when the end day comes!

Here, let me cut off that mutation for you, and replace it with a bionic.

No need, I leave the reciving of mutationd to my cultist. <the benefits of being a leader>

I'll cut it off nonetheless!

*morph*

Oh bloody hell, a tyranid! *puts on his Powerfist*

Time for a bug hunt. *strikes a dynamic pose*

I'm sorry Bob, but seems to have become, completaly and irrevokably....... BORED!!!

Then let us spice it up!

(turns the TV on)

*coils up*
SHUT UP BABY CHILD!
*grbs remote and trys to press button*
CURSE MY TYRANIDY HANDS!

Oh look, the food has arrived my brothers!

*GIVES BABY BACK TO BOB*

nom nom nom
*hears lasers fire at flood*
can you keep it down? im trying to eat all of these infection forms before they get bob!
don't worry bob!

Can we watch the Legend of Korra season 2 stuff?
NO?
HOW DARE YOU SAY NO TO ME! RAAAAAAAAAAGH!
*changes channel*

Let's watch wrestling instead.

oh god, then lets watch a show about haw jebus saved the thingy from the fingy and then the thingy happened with the thingy

Wait, what?

BLARG!
*eats t.v*

You're paying for that.

Eats your socks

Sorry , tv make my brain go funny

It does?

BRUVA I AM PINNED HERE.

If TV makes your brain go funny, then what do video games do?

Well, the last time I played cod, I wrapped myself in tinfoil and shouted "I'm the juggernought bitch!"

YOU'RE THAT GUY!? I F***ING HATE YOU, YOU SPAWN CAMPING *******! *Breaks his cod disk*

I feel better now, anyone want some waffles? Made from an old Guard recipe!

Its not spawn camping if I'm doing it from across the map with a sniper rifle!

It is when you're shooting me from your spawn zone!

Anyways...taste glorious pancakes!

pancakes?
BLARG!
*eats pancakes (as well as tray, and bob's hands)
BLARG!
TURN THE T.V OFF NOW!
BLARG!

(turns TV off and turns radio on)

Better?

Thankyou.
Sigh.
Being a ravener is hard work.

So is being a teacher.

I'M THE JUGGERNOUGHT BITCH"
*throws valareien out the window*

I have bug spray.

I have thrown you out the window.

And I came back.

With eyes filled with lust and a hearth in need of some sweet and tender care I return to you my beloved cultists!

Welcome back.

Break out into song

Nom Nom Nom Nom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zvCq5Sxwnw

So then... who wants some Maniac Bird Beer?

*throws valarein out the window*
...

(returns along with several summoned and contracted demons)

Get him, boys!

*throws valerion out th window*
yawn
*throws demons into microwave*

*Applaudes Your effort

I don't know why you're clapping, that window he keeps tossing her out is only four feet off the ground. Also, I don't know how you're clapping, you're a bloody heretical icon thing!

*Throws Trondheim into the freezer*

(recommends Bob for a commendation)

*throws bob's baby out the window*
*opens freeser*
*throws valerion out the window*
*throws bob into the microwave*

*Throws random stuff around*

*eats birdie*

Hmmm, were did my pigeon bomb run off too?

*pushes button

KABOOM! shrouded lord explodes.

Ahh, there is is.

no

(blows everything up)

Base?

What Base?

What makes you think I have a Base that belongs to you?

Maybe I am simply nomadic, hunting my prey along the savannahs of my heart, wild and free!

meowr...

*Gets out of the microwave*

Oh really...

While I was in that microwave, I saw some very...incriminating things. Things that the camera in my glasses photographed!

*Shows the talking cat the incriminating pictures*

Now...you can either hand over the keys to the base, or we can do this the fun way.

*Throws accusations at everyone*
You're all heretics!
You didn't expect that!

Ah, inquisitors, I was expecting you.

*Hands them the incriminating photos*

This cat has committed crimes against the Imperium and must be Neutered!

But... no one expects the Inquisition!

Now cat, what do you plead?

(further evidence is presented anonymously)

*eats inquisitor*
didn't see that coming, did you?
now, where was I?
*throws valerion out the window*

Squash.

A flying Squiggoth...I've got to steal that.

*puts on his jetpack and takes off*

Maaaaan, I reeeeallly, wiiiish, I broooought, myyyyyy, poookeeeebaaaaallls!

Bite.
Crunch crunch crunch.
Burp.

*Gives bob his pokeballs*
*throws giant flying green Thingy out the window, than valerian*

Can you cut that out ? I'm busy doing the fish stick. It's a very delicate state of mind you know.

Nyah!
*Breaks out of tyranid*
Weren't expecting that, were you?
Confess, confess, confess!

He says "All your base are belong to us."

*Follows the inquisitors out of the tyranid*

Well...that's a ride I don't ever want to go on again.

Just glad I was wearing my powerfist. Miss...do you know where I can get a bath?

There's a shower down the hallway.

Don't bother to clean up, You'd be mad not to clean up the mess [just how I like it]

What the...

What's your name scumbag?

Chaplain Erebus mortal!

And you, earbus? Do you suck dicks?

No puny bald human, I glue a blond wig on your head. Then I make love to your face

And I make love to your leg.

 Trondheim wrote:
No puny bald human, I glue a blond wig on your head. Then I make love to your face

bs! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

 sing your life wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
No puny bald human, I glue a blond wig on your head. Then I make love to your face

bs! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Feisty one are you not! drop those pants and we will see

Okay okay! There seems to be too much Slaanesh for my plans!

Everybody put your clothes back on, and stop using drugs!

Nonsense, this is all part of my plan, and when it's complete I shall have ALL of the Muffins!

How about some cookies instead?

*throws everyone not wearing pants out the window*
Valerian, may I please have just one cookie?

Sure, why not?

YAY!
BLARG
*nom nom nom*

HEY! ALIEN MONSTER THING!


Can I have some of those cookies? Please?

That's not a good idea, they're hash cookies.

these are cookies good

I'm just eating popcorn enjoying the show

I...think I'm going to change the channel.

Oh look, Blood Bowl is on!

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
I'm just eating popcorn enjoying the show

Good thin no dark hearted devil laced them with viagra 2000 powerder then

 Guardsmen Bob wrote:
I...think I'm going to change the channel.

Oh look, Blood Bowl is on!

Ooh my favourite!

*nests on the sofa*

Who is playing?

I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?

Keep your voice down mortal. i am listening to the Ophera of darkness part IX

BULLGAK GET ON YOUR KNEES!!!

*Get's behind Trondheim*

LETS DO THIS!

Would you shut up already!?

Boss Bludgulper is about to tackle a giant!

Eh, what gi- *suddenly gets tackled by a warboss*

Men, unload your storm bolters on the pink warp dust addicted Barny!.......It has a warboss attacking it.

Forget Blood Bowl, I want to watch those two get annihilated!

*Grabs some popcorn*

*phone rings

*eats tv*
I am not going blarg becouse of evil football
Ot oh.
BLARG!

*phone rings

*picks it up*
BLARG!
*hangs up*

*Throws the Tv remote at the 'nid in disgust"

*Uses the warp to give the warboss some mega-armour*

FUSE BALL!
* tackles bob*
BLARG!

*starts throwing frags*

That basterd HUNG UP on the emprah!

*Ducks quickly out of the way of the frags, Morphs into a giant version of self and eats the 'Nid in 1 giant peck of my beak*

*turns you back to normal*

*throws lighting at everyone*

Tosses a Psychotroke Grenade at Selym.

*Selym starts laughing uncontrollably and suffers a Perils.

 Selym wrote:
Would you shut up already!?

bs I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!

*sticks fingers in ears and hums loudly*

Grey Templar wrote:Tosses a Psychotroke Grenade at Selym.

*Selym starts laughing uncontrollably and suffers a Perils.

*is sucked into the warp temporarily*

*No-one can hear each other because hartman is humming so loud*

 sing your life wrote:
*No-one can hear each other because hartman is humming so loud*

* a feathered arm reaches out of a warp portal and drags you in*

WHAT THE FVCK IS THAT?

*Is dragged screaming into warp portal*

Yeah...I'm gettin' the feth out of here. *Exits through the window*

*Enter through the window*

Didn't expect that did you?

*Proceeds to remove daemon from the warp, tie it to a comfy chair whilst hitting it with the fluffy cushions*

WHERE THE feth DID THE COMENTAToR GO?

Somewhere you'd never expect!

Well, things are certainly heating up around here...

Quick, out the window! There's big ass pool out here!

We have a pool?

We have a pool? Excellent, we can use it to torture these heretics to get information!

*Throws daemon in the pool*

Confess, confess, confess!

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
We have a pool? Excellent, we can use it to torture these heretics to get information!

*Throws daemon in the pool*

Confess, confess, confess!

Never! You'll never get me to talk!

*transforms into a shark*

SEA FOOD!

Dibs on the fins!

Oh sonnovabeach!

*quickly evaporates*

(puts on a business suit and a Guy Fawkes mask)

We are coming for you...

Storm the pool MEN........................In the name of the Emprah........CANNON BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*turns the water into lava*

*still evaporated*

(pours liquid nitrogen into the lava pool)

*slowly condenses on a nearby window*

..............im stuck.............. Azreal is going to be pissed!

Some one help its cold! and my swimming trunks rode up on me!

*is now a puddle*

Thanks Selym you know you magic flying turkeys arnt half bad.

*Extends hand to give a hardy hand shake*

*reforms into a LoC again*

I did what now?

*shakes your hand*

*jumps out of warp portal*

You owe me a jelly donut!!

 sing your life wrote:
*jumps out of warp portal*

You owe me a jelly donut!!

And rightly so!

*hands one over*

Good job on surviving that, by the way.

Oh, no seafood? *sniff*

There's some frozen tuna in the freezer.

DON'T OPEN THAT FREEZER! I threw a chaos icon thing in there, and boy is it pissed.

Also...what the hell did you guys do to the pool!?

That's it, I'm calling it.

Of course it's closed; it's full of solidified lava.

Solidified lava?

YOU ARE A DISGUSTING PERSON!!!!

And you smell bad.

*grows a nose peg*

WHAT IS GOING ON!?

I'll ask Medic.

STOP! You violated the law.

Well, I violated your helmet!

What?

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Well, I violated your helmet!

*squints*

Slaanesh...? Is it you?

With his penises

 Selym wrote:

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Well, I violated your helmet!

*squints*

Slaanesh...? Is it you?

Yes, how did you guess? Was it the purple?

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Well, I violated your helmet!

*squints*

Slaanesh...? Is it you?

Yes, how did you guess? Was it the purple?

That, the teeth and the rape comment

I see the fruits of my heresy has brougth fourth one of the four gods! A jobb well done I dare say

(packs up and prepares to leave)

If Slaanesh is here, then it's only a matter of time before Khorne shows up to take her head. Come on boys, let's get out of here!

The more the merrier I say,

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Well, I violated your helmet!

I don't know what you're talking about and I don't want to.

I'm back...and I have cookies!

 sing your life wrote:

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Well, I violated your helmet!

I don't know what you're talking about and I don't want to.

Well it all started when bareny the daemonic carnosaur that later evolved into Slaanesh, first saw the helmet sitting there. With its visor open and looking in need of a pick me up.

*secretly steals cookies*

Let me guess, someone stole your cookie?

Order an immediate orbital bombardment and after the smoke clears allow all (if any) survivors to take in my untouched armor and then beat them out of existence.

What the...

I can handle the occasional drunk or bandit. I don't know about bombardmant.

ROCK ON!

 Chris_P wrote:
Order and immediate orbital bombardment and after the smoke clears allow all (if any) survivors take in my untouched armor and then beat them out of existence.

I don't even...

Don't worry. Zardoz will protect us. Zardoz sees all and knows all.

Except for that time I slipped into his mouth. He didn't see that coming.

He didn't see us coming!
No expects us, except ourselves!

METHUL BAWKSES!!!

COMPHEE CHAARSS!

BANANAAAAA HAAAMOCKSSS!

PHLUUUPHAYYY PILLLOOOOS!

What in the name of all things dark, damp and unholy? Who let Sindri & deranged friends in?

I gun git chu. /Pokerface.

 Trondheim wrote:
What in the name of all things dark, damp and unholy? Who let Sindri & deranged friends in?

Oh I did!

I also changed into something a little more fashionable. Purple scales is sooo last year. Orange bandoleer-kini clad Sean Connerys are in vogue this season.

Admit it, you love it.

They were unexpected. We are unexpected. You can expect the unexpected!
*Maniacal Laugh*

Fear... Fear and surprise... HaHaHa!

They were unexpected. We are unexpected. You can expect the unexpected!
*Maniacal Laugh*

Fear... Fear and surprise... HaHaHa!

Unexpected double post in unexpected... except by the Inquisition!

The Edit button is good. The Double post is evil.

?
COOKIES!
BLARG!
WAIT...
*CLEARS THROAT*
valerian, I can has cookie?

They're on the table...

Inside all these METHUL BAWKSES!!!!

Teh cowardz, the fewelz!

We must take away their METHUL BAWKSES!!!

STOP!!! You violated the law and have comitted crimes against Skyrim and her people, what do you say in your defence?

 sing your life wrote:
STOP!!! You violated the law and have comitted crimes against Skyrim and her people, what do you say in your defence?

WE KAPTOORED EET FOAR KAYOSS WITH OUR METHUL BAWKSES, YOU COWARDS, YOU FOOWLZ!

Metal boxes?

Milk drinkers! Cheese brains! We shall take away your metal boxes!!!

*ineffectivly slashes at metal box with his sword*

Your sword is evil. And by sword I mean penis.

Now, who wants to take this out of context

The feth?

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Your sword is evil. And by sword I mean penis.

Now, who wants to take this out of context

I need moar METHUL BAWKSES!

ARGH! NO MORE TALOS-DAMNED METAL BOXES!!!

*Continues slashing at metal box, but with no effecriveness*

Die, infernal machine!

*Starts shooting vehicle with a revolver. Still nothing*

Zardoz, you lied to me! You said the gun is good D:

Also, since everyone is probably very confused by now

ARGH IT ISN'T WORKING!!!

*Runs away*

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Die, infernal machine!

*Starts shooting vehicle with a revolver. Still nothing*

Zardoz, you lied to me! You said the gun is good D:

Also, since everyone is probably very confused by now

Do you hear the voices too?

 Selym wrote:

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Die, infernal machine!

*Starts shooting vehicle with a revolver. Still nothing*

Zardoz, you lied to me! You said the gun is good D:

Also, since everyone is probably very confused by now

Do you hear the voices too?

Yes. Zardoz speaks to me always.

Often about penises, oddly enough.

This is just getting weirder and weirder...

METHU-

Hey! One of my METHUL BAWKSES has been broken!!

NO!

Watch it, or I'll stomp you flat!

Ahhhhh the pain! I thougth such horros where a thing of the past! You evil evil Microsoft employee! ( Aimed at the Zardosh)

 Trondheim wrote:
Ahhhhh the pain! I thougth such horros where a thing of the past! You evil evil Microsoft employee! ( Aimed at the Zardosh)

What he said, but with METHUL BAWKSES FOAR KAYOSS!

Oh god

*gaks panties*

*runs off to change underwaer and returns with an force of:



Commandered by:

But... Where are their METHUL BAWKSES!?

Here they are:



Forward my cute murderers!

Lulzs good one mortal

"Needs more SPESS MUHREENS" - GW

 Selym wrote:
"Needs more SPESS MUHREENS" - GW

Who are inside of space marines, who wield guns within guns so that they may shoot death when they shoot death. - Chairman Zardoz "Xbizit" Kirby

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:

 Selym wrote:
"Needs more SPESS MUHREENS" - GW

Who are inside of space marines, who wield guns within guns so that they may shoot death when they shoot death. - Chairman Zardoz "Xbizit" Kirby

"Y'know what'd make that even better? Painting them blue, making them morally perfect, and severely undercosting them! " - GW/Mattard

I like methul bocks too. but I like shoving them up peoples gak-hole,
*demonstrates*

 the shrouded lord wrote:
I like methul bocks too. but I like shoving them up peoples gak-hole,
*demonstrates*

That looks to be one very butthurt Matt Ward fan
..what with all those METHUL BAWKSES and SPESS MUHREENZ fan fictions up his arse!

Chimeras are better than Rhinos

Kayoss Land Raiders are better as METHUL BAWKSES!

Land-raider suck, they cannot transport murder Pikachus.

Murder Pikachus still need their METHUL BAWKSES to survive being shot at by other METHUL BAWKSES driven by SPESS MUHREENZ!!

Pikachus, attack!

* Barney directs the murder Pikachus to [well,] murder Selym*

 sing your life wrote:
Pikachus, attack!

* Barney directs the murder Pikachus to [well,] murder Selym*

*hit by multiple simultaneous and devastating defensive deep lightning strikes*

BROTHER I'M HIT!!

MY METHUL BAWKSES DIDN'T WORK!!

WHERE ARE THEIR METHUL BAWKSES!!?!??!?

 Selym wrote:

 sing your life wrote:
Pikachus, attack!

* Barney directs the murder Pikachus to [well,] murder Selym*

WHERE ARE THEIR METHUL BAWKSES!!?!??!?

Left at home becuase barney can't get them into the chimera, unless you pokemon.

So i am sitting here naked with Khorne and Slaanesh, suppose this nigth will have a happy alebit angry and twisted ending

*still being hit by multiple simultaneous and devastating defensive deep lightning strikes*

Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!
Brother I'm hit!

 Trondheim wrote:
So i am sitting here naked with Khorne and Slaanesh, suppose this nigth will have a happy alebit angry and twisted ending

Grandfather is on the way, and I hear he's bringing a lot of gifts.

 Admiral Valerian wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
So i am sitting here naked with Khorne and Slaanesh, suppose this nigth will have a happy alebit angry and twisted ending

Grandfather is on the way, and I hear he's bringing a lot of gifts.

A whole sack of them, I've heard.

Bulging too.

SUDDENLY!

*A chimera with wings crashes into Selym from the sky*

Did someone order METAL BAWKES!?

SUDDENLY, again!

*STEEL REIGN, guardsman style*

Brother I'm hit!
By METHUL BAWKSES!!

DEFENSIVE DEEP METHUL BAWKSES!!

Metal boxes? Bitch please; I use metal boxes for target practice.

Oh god.

*gaks panties again*

*stands back up, wipes dirt off power armour*

This can only be solved through the proper application of Kayoss burgers!

To quote Boreale,
"SPESS MEHREENS! TODAY, THE CUSTOMERS ARE AT OUR DOORS! WE KNOW OUR BURGERS, AND WE WILL COOK THEM! WE FRY FOR OUR HONAH AS BLUD REVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE FRY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!
IF WE FEHL AN ORDAH, WE WILL MAKE IT AGAIN AND GIVE A DISCOUNT! BUT WE WILL NOT FEHL, NO, IT IS THE CUSTOMER WHO WILL TASTE OUR DELICIOUS EMPRAH BURGAHS.
AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTLE BURGERS ARE STORED IN SPESS, PREPARED TO DEEP FRY! OUR LARDERS HAVE BEEN PREPARED SHOULD THE CUSTOMERS BE SO BOLD AND FOOLISH TO COME BACK FOR SECONDS! WE HAVE PLACED MULTIPLE FRYCOOKS ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMMULTANEUS DEVAHSTATING DEEP FRIES.
THE CODEX CLOGGEDARTERIES NEMES THIS MANUVAH HEART PAIN! WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE BURGAHS, AND OVERWHELM THEM, LEAVE NONE UNFRIED! MEANWHILE, OUR CASHIERS WILL ENSURE THE DEFENSE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS!
WE ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FRYCOOKS!"
(Credit: 1d4chan.org)

That, but with MOAR KAYOSS AND METHUL BAWKSES!

I'll take an EMPRAH BURGER, to go.

*is fueling up his flying chimera*

Il take a Word Bearer shake with extra heretical sprikels to g please

I'll have mine with cheese.

*Eats burger, then reacts to something in it and gaks panties [again]*

*Runs off to change [and buy another pack of clean underwear]*

That is utterly disgusting.

Mmm, I can really taste the Emperor's fury in this meat!

...

And suddenly I can also feel it...in my bowels.

*Runs to the bathroom*

Hey wait; there's a landmine in front of the...!



...never mind.

I'm...I'm okay...

...........
...........

Oooow.

Oooow.

*Deep inhale*

Ooooo that hurt. Ouch...oooow.

KAYOSS BURGERSSSSS!!!!

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
That is utterly disgusting.

Sorry about that, the current events are so awsemone that I can do little to react other than reapedtly defeacate in my underwear.

I'll call Tiki if you don't stop.

I can't, the current events on this thread are just pant-gakkingly epic.

NURGLE SPEAKS!

The Butthole is good. The Penis is evil.

The Butthole shoots stinky death that cleanses the world of life and sin. The penis shoots the seeds of life that chokes the world with inequity and suffering.

Go forth my children, and have the world embrace the rancid purity of your stench.

NURGLE HAS SPOKEN!

Embrace Nurgle, little girl.

Too much spam and nonsense.