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in a jovial way.
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Post by: sing your life
So I was kind
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Post by: Wulfmar
and provided them with
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Post by: sing your life
A shovel, which they
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Post by: Wulfmar
Used to dig their
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Post by: sing your life
Barricade against the oncoming
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Post by: snurl
presidential election campaign spam
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Post by: sing your life
We get every time
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Post by: snurl
that we look outside.
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Post by: War Kitten
Of our windows and
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Post by: sing your life
Throw cheeseburgers at the
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Post by: snurl
annoying little election signs
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Post by: sing your life
The election ninjas had
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Post by: War Kitten
Ninja'd into place last
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Post by: snurl
night while we slept.
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Post by: sing your life
Which was very annoying
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Post by: snurl
. This week I will
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Post by: War Kitten
Hunt down those ninjas
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Post by: sing your life
By hiding in a
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Post by: snurl
Poorly chosen, obvious place
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Post by: sing your life
And blowing raspberries at
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Post by: snurl
anyone who looks suspicious.
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Post by: War Kitten
After that I shall
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Post by: sing your life
Play a game of
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Post by: snurl
Advanced Dungeons & Dragons
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Post by: sing your life
With my friend Vin
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Post by: snurl
Diesel, who has a
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Post by: sing your life
Really love for the
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Post by: snurl
long ass dungeon crawl
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Post by: War Kitten
I shall play as
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Post by: snurl
A first level Newt
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Post by: War Kitten
And then I shall
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Post by: snurl
use my chosen feats
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Post by: War Kitten
To achieve world domination
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Post by: snurl
unless I roll A
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Post by: sing your life
Cigarette with very expensive.
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Post by: snurl
smoking products before the
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Post by: sing your life
Grandmothers finish playing their
10104
Post by: snurl
next game of Shadowrun.
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Post by: sing your life
It's very popular amongst
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Post by: Wulfmar
elderly cyberpunk fans and
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Post by: snurl
It's even better when
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Post by: sing your life
A cute catgirl joins
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Post by: Wulfmar
increasing the age gap
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Post by: sing your life
unless the catgirl is
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Post by: Wulfmar
also depressingly old. What
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Post by: sing your life
Window doth yonder break
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Post by: Wulfmar
oh Romeo? Thou art
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Post by: sing your life
going to poison yourself
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Post by: War Kitten
With this cyanide pill
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Post by: sing your life
That wasn't in the
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Post by: snurl
script, but hey, we
75727
Post by: sing your life
all go a bit
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Post by: snurl
off the rails when
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Post by: sing your life
it gets kind of
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Post by: JamesY
Difficult for the neighbours
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Post by: sing your life
To understand what the
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Post by: snurl
feth we're talking about.
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Post by: sing your life
Not that it's worth
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Post by: snurl
asking, but what are
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Post by: War Kitten
You doing later tonight?
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Post by: snurl
Working again as usual
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Post by: sing your life
but the job isn't
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Post by: War Kitten
As fun as I
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Post by: snurl
think it should be.
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Post by: War Kitten
So why don't we...
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Post by: snurl
find an unsuspecting hill
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Post by: War Kitten
And blow it up...
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Post by: snurl
rather than try to
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Post by: War Kitten
Deal with our problems
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Post by: snurl
like sane folks would.
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Post by: War Kitten
Alright. Let's go then!
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Post by: snurl
We're off to the
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Post by: War Kitten
Wacky races where we
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Post by: snurl
will surely meet our
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Post by: War Kitten
doom unless we do
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Post by: snurl
the best we can
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Post by: War Kitten
To defeat our foes
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Post by: snurl
while maintaining our dignity
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Post by: War Kitten
To do so I
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Post by: snurl
will adhere to a
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Post by: War Kitten
Strict honor code where
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Post by: snurl
no detail will be
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Post by: War Kitten
Overlooked whilst studying my
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Post by: snurl
List of dirty tricks.
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Post by: War Kitten
Which includes leaving bananas
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Post by: snurl
in places where unsuspecting
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Post by: War Kitten
Cat girls may find
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Post by: snurl
their ultimate destiny. Tomorrow
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Post by: War Kitten
I shall unleash my
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Post by: snurl
Cat Girls into the
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Post by: War Kitten
Danger Zone. None shall
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Post by: snurl
withstand their furious onslaught
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Now, we attack the
10104
Post by: snurl
were planning cannot be
92153
Post by: KaptinBadrukk
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Post by: snurl
Yes. Yes you did.
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Post by: War Kitten
Or did he? I'm
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Post by: snurl
suspicious of counterfeit images
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Post by: War Kitten
for a very good
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Post by: snurl
reason. You just can't
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Post by: War Kitten
Trust anyone anymore, it
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Post by: snurl
would seem. Why just
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Post by: Nodri
the other day, I
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Post by: snurl
found a suspicious looking
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Post by: War Kitten
Barrel in my yard
10104
Post by: snurl
, which seemed to be
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Post by: JamesY
filled with strawberry bootlaces.
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Post by: JustALittleOrkish
They didn't taste like
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Post by: snurl
elves had made them,
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Post by: JamesY
and had goblin prints
10104
Post by: snurl
on the packaging, so
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Post by: War Kitten
They must have been
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Post by: JustALittleOrkish
really kinda gross. Then
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Post by: snurl
the barrel exploded when
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Post by: War Kitten
The Cat Girl touched
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Post by: snurl
the big red button
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Post by: JamesY
Which dropped a marble
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Post by: snurl
from a hidden compartment
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Post by: War Kitten
Onto the head of
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Post by: snurl
an explosive statue of
94888
Post by: JamesY
Nanny from Count Duckula
10104
Post by: snurl
. This triggered the blast
91468
Post by: War Kitten
and then the world
10104
Post by: snurl
was a little smaller.
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Post by: JamesY
However, things worked out
103948
Post by: vijoyrango
And just need the
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Post by: snurl
certicication of approval from
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Post by: War Kitten
The Office of Randomness
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Post by: snurl
in order to be
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Post by: JamesY
A kosher onion grower.
10104
Post by: snurl
These days when you
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Post by: War Kitten
Just want to grow
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Post by: JamesY
Taller than your neighbour
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Post by: snurl
,you need only to
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Post by: Sgt. Vanden
Grow a pair and
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Post by: snurl
wear those stiletto heels.
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Post by: Sgt. Vanden
And now you are
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Post by: Zarroc1733
still not as tall
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Post by: snurl
as you were before.
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Post by: JamesY
In those days, coffee
10104
Post by: snurl
had to be beaten
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Post by: JamesY
With tweed tennis clothes
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Post by: snurl
just to be drinkable.
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Post by: Zarroc1733
That's when you knew
10104
Post by: snurl
how to handle a
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Post by: JamesY
robust, fruity vintage, whilst
10104
Post by: snurl
fending off the dinosaurs.
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Post by: Zarroc1733
The dinosaurs ate me
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Post by: JamesY
cheese, as I ran
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Post by: snurl
back into my cave
102221
Post by: Zarroc1733
away faster than a
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Post by: snurl
Ten Dollar whore on
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Post by: JamesY
Speed, redbull, Weetabix and
10104
Post by: snurl
some other illegal substance.
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Post by: JamesY
After calming down, I
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Post by: snurl
fell down the stairs
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Post by: War Kitten
And cracked my bits
10104
Post by: snurl
on the front step.
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Post by: JamesY
As I awaited the
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Post by: War Kitten
UPS driver who had
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Post by: snurl
never been on time
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Post by: JamesY
I prepared the boiling
10104
Post by: snurl
coffee before doing anything
91468
Post by: War Kitten
drastic, but when he
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Post by: snurl
finally showed up, I
94888
Post by: JamesY
unleashed an almighty scream
102221
Post by: Zarroc1733
as the boiling coffee
62169
Post by: Wulfmar
splashed onto my lap
10104
Post by: snurl
.
Thinking quickly, I raced
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Post by: JamesY
to the nearest emergency
10104
Post by: snurl
Fire hydrant and cooled
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Post by: War Kitten
My crotch with the
10104
Post by: snurl
Cool water jet there.
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Post by: JamesY
Having cooled kitten's crotch,
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Post by: War Kitten
I gave him a
10104
Post by: snurl
near fatal heart attack
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Post by: JamesY
when I removed my
10104
Post by: snurl
disguise and revealed my
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Post by: JamesY
Hairy pot belly, and
10104
Post by: snurl
hideous congenitally joined twin.
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Post by: JamesY
He passed out, and
10104
Post by: snurl
was rushed to the
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Post by: JamesY
nearest cafe for an
10104
Post by: snurl
examination and light lunch
94888
Post by: JamesY
. After a disappointing chicken
10104
Post by: snurl
Casserole, his mind began
10104
Post by: snurl
Casserole, his mind began
94888
Post by: JamesY
to consider possible escape
10104
Post by: snurl
routes from the room.
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Post by: JamesY
He noticed a broken
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Bottle on a nearby
10104
Post by: snurl
table, it's tactical use
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Post by: War Kitten
Was unknown to him
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Post by: JamesY
until a practice swing
100759
Post by: Dowager Countess M
revealed that it was
10104
Post by: snurl
never going to work.
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Post by: JamesY
So instead he tried
10104
Post by: snurl
A nearby assault rifle
94888
Post by: JamesY
and shot his way
10104
Post by: snurl
into the parking lot
94888
Post by: JamesY
. There he commandeered a
10104
Post by: snurl
fine looking young blonde
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Post by: JamesY
Swedish gentleman named Yorrick.
10104
Post by: snurl
Yorrick said it was
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Post by: SNAAAAKE
time to duel, so
10104
Post by: snurl
both commenced a hail
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Of turds at each
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Post by: snurl
other, until one finally
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
realized it was time
10104
Post by: snurl
to throw in the
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Large amounts of putrid
10104
Post by: snurl
cotton candy, which was
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Actually quite good, because
10104
Post by: snurl
it was made by
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
a drunken carnie, who
10104
Post by: snurl
always added extra ingredients.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Unfortunately, this often included
10104
Post by: snurl
illicit controlled substances and
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
medical waste, with which
10104
Post by: snurl
a big, brown beaver
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
and a creepy clown
10104
Post by: snurl
had made whoopee with.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Which was quite nasty.
10104
Post by: snurl
It is well known
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
that, in certain circles,
10104
Post by: snurl
only the very best
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
among frequent Dakka posters
10104
Post by: snurl
could even begin to
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
accomplish anything useful while
10104
Post by: snurl
painting on their figures.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Which has led to
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Post by: snurl
unbelievable carnage and mayhem
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
especially among the ranks
10104
Post by: snurl
of Avatars in a
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
gaming forum such as
10104
Post by: snurl
"Avatars in a Room"
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
which is barely comprehensible.
10104
Post by: snurl
Now, if you look
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
more closely at the
10104
Post by: snurl
teeny tiny details on
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Juan Diaz daemonetes, then
10104
Post by: snurl
, one way or another
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Post by: sing your life
I decided to give
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
more attention to my
10104
Post by: snurl
full sized girl friend
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
who looks surprisingly similar.
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Post by: sing your life
Or does she? It
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
really depends upon your
10104
Post by: snurl
belief in the supernatural.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
This is why I
75727
Post by: sing your life
hate those Illanois Nazis
10104
Post by: snurl
and their compact cars
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
and bizarre fashion sense.
10104
Post by: snurl
You could say that
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
In the mind of
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Post by: snurl
A mildly disturbed individual
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
, that my way of
10104
Post by: snurl
thinking defies all logical
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
reasoning and common sense.
10104
Post by: snurl
The problem with miniature
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
gamers and collectors is
10104
Post by: snurl
not their obsessive-compulsive
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Dakka posting habits, but
10104
Post by: snurl
their inability to finish
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
...
Hey! Look at that!
10104
Post by: snurl
Where did it go?
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
I know, right? Anyway
10104
Post by: snurl
on a day like
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
any other day, I
10104
Post by: snurl
Can't seem to remember
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
whether I was wearing
10104
Post by: snurl
Clown makeup or not.
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Which is quite terrifying.
10104
Post by: snurl
Last thing I remember,
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
I was lying upon
10104
Post by: snurl
dozens of rubber chickens
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
since it was Friday
10104
Post by: snurl
and people were preparing
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
to take selfies with
10104
Post by: snurl
the people who live
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
according to the philosophies
10104
Post by: snurl
of beloved cartoon characters
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
like El Kabong and
10104
Post by: snurl
Ba-Ba-Louie. They
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
, along with a few
10104
Post by: snurl
even more obscure characters
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
like Hong Kong Phooey
10104
Post by: snurl
or Kimba the Lion.
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
A good time was
10104
Post by: snurl
had by all when
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Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
there was an epic
10104
Post by: snurl
party thrown at the
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Hanna Barbera cartoon studios.
10104
Post by: snurl
Soon word got around
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
and they were joined
10104
Post by: snurl
by the greatest cast
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
of characters ever assembled.
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Post by: snurl
Things went wrong when
53636
Post by: Chaos Legionnaire
Yosemite Sam wandered in
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