Switch Theme:

Share on facebook Share on Twitter Submit to Reddit  [RSS] 

King of the Hill @ 2013/09/25 08:13:59


Post by: snurl


The hill is obsuured by clouds.

Misty Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/25 08:15:18


Post by: PredaKhaine


Under the cover of the clouds, the hill takes control of a flying aircraft carrier.
Agent Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/25 16:09:22


Post by: marrowick


But Nick Fury takes back control.

This ain't my first rodeo hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/26 02:36:05


Post by: snurl


Rodeo Clowns have you roped and tied in less than 10 seconds. Then bulls are released all over the hill.

Horned Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/26 04:18:38


Post by: wolfmerc


Spaniards find so many bulls all up in the hill.
bull racers hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/26 07:42:13


Post by: PredaKhaine


The hill turns into a dinosaur (although still green and covered in grass.

Hillosaurus Rex hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/26 16:10:58


Post by: marrowick


It mutates into a super smart dinosaur and wants to invent things but can't because it's arms are too short.

Very upset Hillosaurus Rex hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/26 16:23:05


Post by: sing your life


I release a group of cultist clones on the hill.

Hill captured for kayoss.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/26 16:37:14


Post by: Overlord Thraka


I BURN THE HERETICS

Flame hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/26 19:26:07


Post by: marrowick


Kharne is drawn to the flames and destroys all the hill's inhabitants and structures.

In ruins hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/27 07:45:27


Post by: PredaKhaine


The Hill remembers its still a super smart Hillosaurus Rex. It uses its teeth to build some robotic arms of a reasonable size so it can invent things

Then it smashes Kharn in a rocky style training montage/fight.

Heavyweight Champion of the World Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/27 09:01:50


Post by: snurl


The hill listens to "Billy the Mountain" and is inspired to go to vegas for a vacation.

High Roller Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/27 16:12:23


Post by: marrowick


The hill bumps into a large gray person. He is found lying on the street 1 hour later.

Joe Fixit beat him up hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/29 05:26:54


Post by: snurl


The hill takes a job as a bunker on the golf course.

T-shot Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/29 19:02:51


Post by: marrowick


The golf course is on a school grounds and a bodyguard uses that bunker to keep watch of his principle because the school won't give him a pass.

Butler Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/30 02:21:12


Post by: snurl


The Hill takes a limo to an A-list red carpet event, and is the life of the party.

Society Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/30 03:30:46


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


A zombie outbreak happens at the party, and soon society crumbles

Zombie Survival Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/30 08:04:57


Post by: PredaKhaine


The Hill, still being a dinosaur hill, munches down the zombies like some dry biscuits.

Looking for something to dip bisuits in Hill.





King of the Hill @ 2013/09/30 19:45:35


Post by: marrowick


The hill finds the ancient dipping pit of Khorne filled with the spiciest Tabasco sauce you could find.

Flaming mouth hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/09/30 19:49:40


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The Tabasco sauce is fused with dark powers and transforms the dino into a dragon!

Dark Dragon Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/01 03:57:13


Post by: snurl


The hill grows huge teeth and horns.

Fearsome Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/01 19:51:39


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The huge teef come in crooked, and the hill goes to the dentist.

Laughing Gas Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/02 02:35:50


Post by: snurl


The sound of a laughing hill terrifies the local natives.

Thunder Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/02 07:08:39


Post by: PredaKhaine


Thunder Hill is on the move, Thunder hill is loose...

The hill summons its friends by shining a giant torch set into a pommel in the sword into the sky (with the logo of the hill on it)

ThunderHill Hooooo!

Still ThunderHill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/03 01:11:28


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


No friends come. The hill has none, and realizes this.

Sad Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/03 02:12:16


Post by: snurl


A singing family escapes the Nazis by crossing the hill.

The Hill is alive with the sound of music.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/04 01:13:08


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The Nazis eventually find the family because of the singing. Later, a plaque is placed there to commemorate their brave actions.

Memorial Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/04 02:57:28


Post by: snurl


Some nights, when the moon is bright, you can still hear them singing in the distance.

Haunted Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/04 03:21:01


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Ghost hunters appear and survey the hill. The singing if found to be coming from a near by park theater with great acoustics.

Debunked Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/05 02:21:15


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill loses much of its fame.

Washed Up Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/05 06:08:34


Post by: snurl


The Hill wants one more shot at the title.

Rocky Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/10 02:51:56


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I trip on a rock, and sue the owners.

My Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/10 08:57:08


Post by: snurl


Your suit is tossed out.

Rock on, Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/10 09:03:06


Post by: PredaKhaine


Hill turns into a random furry little monster.

Narlie Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/10 21:28:12


Post by: Squigsquasher


Gunbuster steps on the furry menace, arms crossed as always, zero feths given.

Gunbuster (flat) hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/10 22:27:49


Post by: marrowick


The hill eats Gunbuster's foot.

Random Carnivorous Furry Creature Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/11 03:17:58


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Random Carnivorous Furry Creatures eventually kill each other off.

I bury them on the hill.

Wild Creature Cemetery Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/11 05:25:52


Post by: snurl


Confederate troops asault ....

Cemetary Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/11 14:10:31


Post by: PredaKhaine


The hill fills with small furry balls that exist only to eat.

Tribble Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/11 16:59:07


Post by: sing your life


The furry balls eat the hill and I rebuild it.

My hand-made hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/12 01:06:58


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I find a way to mass produce Hills for a lower cost.

Mass Produced Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/12 08:45:10


Post by: sing your life


My hand-made hills are more popular with consumers than your gakky mass-produced hills.

Higher-quality hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/12 14:47:19


Post by: marrowick


But suddenly your hills become prone to catch on fire and you have to refund everything.

Sabotage hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/15 00:33:07


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


50 years later, a kid finds a shiny on the hill and takes it home. The hill is later cordoned off, and swept for other dangerous items.

Don't Cross Police Line Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/15 11:17:21


Post by: lakemacleod


During the sweep they discover the hill was actually formed around a massive scale female pleasure toy. It is uncovered, polished, and placed in a museum.

Perverted Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/15 22:39:42


Post by: snurl


Oops! Turns out that was actually a forgotten ICBM. It goes off while being polished.

Doomsday Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/16 01:40:48


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Also uncovered under the hill was a bunker, which the locals used to not die in the blast.

Bunker Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/16 10:43:53


Post by: PredaKhaine


The bunker was a trap, set by the hill. It ejects the surviors into space.

It's a hill new world...


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/17 00:08:11


Post by: snurl


The Hill becomes infatuated with a grassy knoll.
Conspiracy Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/18 07:17:42


Post by: church_ex


Then i come along with a ride-on lawn mower and cut the grass

freshly cut grass hill (with the scent of morning dew)


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/18 07:42:03


Post by: PredaKhaine


I spike all the cut grass into a big hilly mohican.
Then I introduce the hill to punk.
The Hill grabs a guitar and plays it badly and out of time, while wailing off key.

Punk Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/18 12:30:02


Post by: marrowick


The hill's mother disapproves and cuts his grass.

Buzz cut hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/19 00:45:11


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The army recruiter mistakes the hill for a fresh recruit.

Enlisted Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/19 13:23:01


Post by: church_ex


the hill is sent off to war when a nuke is set off

tiny little radioactive piece hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/21 01:19:27


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The soldiers that died fighting the hill rise! The Hill moves off into the sea to become a radioactive island, and live in peace with the undead soldiers.

They Un-lived Happily Ever After Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/21 04:40:55


Post by: JakeCWolf


*Uses the power of Discord to turn the hill upside down, shake the nuclear zombies and waste off of it and then drop it upside down where it was*

Upside down hill of CHAOS (the harmless kind...)!


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/21 05:41:19


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


STOP! You've violated the law(s of physics)!

The Hill doesn't have enough gold to pay the fine, and is sent to jail.

Jail House Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/21 06:39:49


Post by: snurl


I pay the fine and find the hill is thrilled.

Blueberry Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/24 01:43:43


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I walk up the berry covered hill, and plant my flag.

My Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/24 19:04:55


Post by: marrowick


The flag grows and grows and falls on you.

Timber hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/24 21:30:35


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I have to chew off my legs to get free.

Survival Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/25 03:58:26


Post by: snurl


You bleed everywhere.

Red Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/25 16:37:01


Post by: marrowick


Khorne sees the red hill and claims it as his own.

Khorne's hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/26 13:12:32


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Orks loot the hill when Khorne isn't looking, and drive off.

Need for Speed Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/29 09:02:29


Post by: p_gray99


Wow, how is this thread still going?
Anyway, spike strip. My hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/29 10:35:39


Post by: PredaKhaine


The hill infers from your comment that you expected it to fail.
It then performs a training montage and goes on to become a successful thread.

King of the King of the Hill thread Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/29 12:21:23


Post by: sing your life


I zap the hill with my elecritic staff.

Electrified hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/30 08:27:34


Post by: snurl


The charge is grounded and fizzles out.

Blackout Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/30 09:00:17


Post by: PredaKhaine


I refit the hill with robot parts. Instead of things like grass, it now has shooty metal spines it can release en-mass.

Mecha-Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/30 21:00:40


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


It combines with other mecha-hills.

Super Mecha-Hill of Ultimate Justice.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/30 21:25:34


Post by: p_gray99


I remind the hill that I am its creator and it bows down before me.
My super mecha-hill of ultimate justice.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/31 01:32:15


Post by: snurl


Pumpkin Nannites invade the hill and dismantle its mechanisems from within. Then the hill is swarmed with witches and goblins as the Pumpkin king claims his annual throne at the top of the hill again.

Halloween Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/31 13:47:10


Post by: PredaKhaine


I point out that as undisputed lord of halloween, you really should be out and about, perpetrating super tricks against the general populace rather than being sat on a hill for halloween. Even if your throne is on the hill.
Santa doesn't stay in on christmas eve.

Obviously, while you are out I take the hill out for a nice seafood dinner. And then never call the hill back.

Depressed hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/31 19:13:28


Post by: p_gray99


I am the lord of depression, creator of sorrow.
So my hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/10/31 22:31:37


Post by: PredaKhaine


As its Halloween, I teach the hill to play music. Then I introduce it to a composer called Greig. Then I take it to a king who lives on a peak, we walk in to his castle.
In the hill of the mountain king hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/02 06:56:55


Post by: snurl


The hill becomes invisible. Only it's bones can be seen.
Hard Rock Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/04 15:04:52


Post by: PredaKhaine


The hill gets a motorbike.

Hills angel.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/05 13:30:23


Post by: Panzer1944


The hill gets a ticket for riding a motorbike without a helmet.

Fined Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/06 07:27:42


Post by: snurl


The hill is infested with burrowing creatures.

Mole Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/06 08:27:43


Post by: PredaKhaine


The Hill becomes a burrowing creature

Graboid hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/07 00:24:26


Post by: snurl


The hill hollows out a mountain and wears it like armour.

The Hill of Undermountain.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/07 03:38:51


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


My army triumphs over all others.

King of The Hill of Undermountain.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/07 08:52:57


Post by: PredaKhaine


I take the hill away, teach it to fight demons for a living and paint the hill red. I also give him one massive hand.

Hillboy


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/13 21:20:26


Post by: p_gray99


The hill zooms away, because red onez go faster.
Orks' logic's hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/14 03:44:33


Post by: snurl


The hill mutates into metal.

Iron Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/17 16:05:29


Post by: Decio


Iron Warriors claim it for themselves.

iron Warriors' Iron Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/17 22:28:17


Post by: snurl


Iron Warriors eventually rust and fall silent, while the hill endures.

Corrosion-Free hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/19 03:07:58


Post by: Wardragoon


I throw a giant sponge ontop of the hill soaking up any moisture.

Sponges Hill?


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/19 04:05:26


Post by: Decio


A starfish appears.

Almost-a-cartoon-hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/19 05:41:42


Post by: snurl


A squid is annoyed.

Bikini Bottom Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/19 07:16:24


Post by: Decio


The hill descends into a pit inhabited by queer natives.

Rock Bottom Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/19 07:50:26


Post by: snurl


The hill swims out to sea and becomes an Island.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Green_Hill_By_Shaam-z.jpg

Green Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/19 07:52:57


Post by: Decio


Cool. Tourists swarm the area.

Touristy Hill of Tacky Shops


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/20 07:12:01


Post by: snurl


The Hill remembers it can't swim and sinks, the tacky shops become a boatlike floating village.

Deepwater Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/25 10:08:05


Post by: PredaKhaine


Dun da....dun da...dunda dunda dunda dunda

Jaws Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/25 15:34:34


Post by: Wardragoon


A group of marines kill the shark, and plants an american flag ontop of the hill

Iwo Jima Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/25 15:52:12


Post by: sing your life


the flag then explodes.

Booby-trapped hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/27 06:16:33


Post by: Decio


Just As Planned.

Smarmy Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/27 08:53:50


Post by: PredaKhaine


I inject Barbara Streisands dna into the hill and coat the hill in metal.

Mecha Barbara Streisand Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/27 09:17:08


Post by: Panzer1944


Leonard Maltin, Robert Smith, and Sidney Poitier combine forces to defeat Mecha Streisand but leaving the hill in ruins.

Battle-scarred hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/27 13:14:59


Post by: snurl


A barbarian and his tribe move on to the hill to stay.
He is Lothar of the
Hill People


King of the Hill @ 2013/11/30 11:12:10


Post by: sing your life


I slay them with mah electrick lazor!!!.

Lightning war hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/01 01:18:20


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I coat the hill in rubber, and the lightning loses interest.

Rubber Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/01 08:28:51


Post by: snurl


I add ribs to the rubber.

Trojan Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/01 08:32:38


Post by: Somedude593


i put pins in the hill

pincushion hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/01 17:08:09


Post by: Wardragoon


I pull the pins out.
Holy Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/02 09:50:26


Post by: PredaKhaine


I put them back in.

Porcupine Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/04 16:39:26


Post by: Wardragoon


I shape the hill into a grenade
Grenade hill, dont pull the pin!


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/05 07:30:32


Post by: Decio


Wait for storm, drop clusterbomb on it instead. Soldiers attack through the muck.

Passchendale Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/07 01:09:29


Post by: snurl


The soldiers get lost in the mists of the forest on a roll of five or better.

Avalon Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/10 01:44:27


Post by: Wardragoon


Saxons attempt to invade said hill
Badon Hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/10 10:55:36


Post by: snurl


The Saxons get lost in the hexagon forests.

2D hill.


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/23 18:18:09


Post by: Rory1432


A certain pixelated plumber rides a green dinosaur to the top

Mario hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/25 16:56:50


Post by: Overlord Thraka


GOOMBAS EVERYWHERE!


Gooba hill


King of the Hill @ 2013/12/27 13:35:54


Post by: Rory1432


Mario retaliates

Jumping hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/02 02:06:15


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill becomes a professional basket ball player.

Slam Dunk Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/03 00:09:04


Post by: snurl


The hill is suspended for steroid use.
Hulk Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/16 01:03:58


Post by: Overlord Thraka


The hill gets overweight and unemployed.

Loser hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/18 05:42:56


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill goes through a workout montage, and becomes a world champion boxer.

Rocky Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/18 07:27:14


Post by: snurl


The hill gets knocked cold after a few years and never regains the title.

Broken Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/20 05:28:23


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I patch up the hill and plant my flag.

I am the King of this hill.

Bob's Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/20 08:15:13


Post by: snurl


Planting your flag lets all of the air out of the hill.
Deflated Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/21 22:42:32


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I look elsewhere for a new hill to claim.

Abandoned...Flat Hill?


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/24 21:49:39


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I RETURN! With a tire pump in hand, I work to fix the hill.

Restored Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/25 10:39:49


Post by: snurl


The Hill still has a slow leak.

Sagging Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/25 23:29:10


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I give up my life savings to get the Hill some plastic surgery.

Plastic Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/01/26 06:50:32


Post by: snurl


The plastic hill is mistaken for a GW product.

GW plastic Gaming Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/02/06 02:49:32


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


GW marks up the price on the hill, and names it a specialty item.

Price Hike Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/02/06 03:42:16


Post by: snurl


The price is higher than the hill.
A whole new kind of inflation.
Horrendous Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/02/10 23:07:57


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I scale the price to a mile above the hill, and plant my flag causing it to deflate.

Deflation hill, or the Mile Higher Hill Club.


King of the Hill @ 2014/02/11 07:51:51


Post by: snurl


The hill is so high it doesn't know what its doing. It winds up getting hit by a truck while jaywalking.

Roadkill Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/02/12 03:59:52


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I take what's left of the hill and use it to fill up the pet cemetery.

Undead Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/02/16 03:45:22


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I slay all the undead, and get a priest to bless the hill.

With no one to oppose me, I have a throne installed.

I am the King of the Hill.

/thread


King of the Hill @ 2014/03/23 08:16:39


Post by: scuzz_bucket


Threadomancy, your arcane touch was insufficient.

I am now the Master Threadomancer, Lord of all Forums, no mod can stop me.

Threadomancy Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/03/23 13:10:12


Post by: snurl


Nudists colonize the hill while you aren't watching. They put up a tall fence around the hill to keep you out.
Forbidden hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/03/23 17:57:16


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I strip myself of clothing, and through a brutal ad campaign, become king of the nudists.

Nude King of the Forbidden Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/03/24 00:53:41


Post by: snurl


The sun beats down and fries you all.
Barren Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/03/24 02:54:21


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Life sprouts from the dead, and drinks from their tears.

Oasis Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/03/24 06:37:10


Post by: snurl


The Oasis is just a mirage.
Hologram Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/03/24 08:17:10


Post by: church_ex


The hologram hill is not a mirage but a heavily guarded tau hologram

tau protected hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/03/24 17:09:23


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Pretending to be a Tau sympathizer, I infiltrate the hill, with my fellow soldier. My fellow soldier being a dead guardsman who I stuffed with allot of democharges. The hill explodes, the Tau Scatters.

Blown up Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/17 22:14:33


Post by: Otto Weston


Tzeentch goes back in time, and brings the hill back to the present with his flag on it.

Tzeentch's hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/17 22:17:37


Post by: TheCustomLime


The hill was actually a Shadowsword the entire time. Tactical Genius hurrr.

Cadia's hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/19 03:12:44


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Cadia fell to chaos remember?

Chaos' Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/19 03:15:29


Post by: TheCustomLime


Games Workshop retcon'ed that, remember?

Games Workshop's hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/19 16:26:29


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Disney buys out Games Workshop

Disney's Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/19 16:37:42


Post by: TheCustomLime


Google buys out Disney.

Google's hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/20 03:56:15


Post by: snurl


Google search can't find the hill.

Hidden Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/20 04:17:54


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hills past crimes catch up with it, as no hill can escape the long arm of the law!

20 to Life Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/20 11:25:17


Post by: snurl


Prison hardens the hill.

Rock Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/21 04:05:48


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Rock hill gets out of jail on good behavior, and takes up boxing.

Rocky Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/21 12:05:02


Post by: snurl


The hill is too old to make a beliveable boxing movie.
Over the Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/22 01:27:48


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The Hill gets the feeling it's been through this before.

Deja vu Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/22 15:04:45


Post by: snurl


A second gunman hides out on the hill.

Assasin's hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/23 01:23:15


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The assassin gets into a machine to live out his ancestor's memories.

Caveman's Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/23 12:47:44


Post by: snurl


The Caveman's memories lead to a cave beneath.....
The Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/30 02:46:14


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill, and caveman are eventually unearthed. They are put in a museum.

Exhibit Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/04/30 12:48:25


Post by: snurl


The display is illuminated for all to see.
Beacon Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/05/01 01:29:24


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


As morning approaches I unplug the hill to save money.

Power Saving Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/05/01 02:29:50


Post by: snurl


At night in the Museum, the hill sings and dances.

The Hill (is alive with the sound of music)


King of the Hill @ 2014/05/02 02:36:10


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The Hill is stolen from the museum.

Heist Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/22 05:23:19


Post by: snurl


The stolen hill is buried in Guardsmen Bob's backyard, only to be discovered by the inspectors.

Obvious Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/22 09:44:23


Post by: ahzek


The hill can't hide, I find it, my hill.


Secret hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/22 15:03:00


Post by: baxter123


I steal Mkoll from the Tanith and he tracks the secret hill down for me. I then lash it around in chains and harness its power to guide my battlship 'crusher'
My hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/23 03:36:04


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


A lawyer from Tanith arrives and tells you that the hill is theirs, since it was found using their soldier. Gaunt now rides the hill into battle while waving his sword.

Gaunt's Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/23 11:36:32


Post by: snurl


The hill rears up and throws Gaunt off.

Unbroken hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/23 12:55:18


Post by: baxter123


The hill then starts to fly, and it is revealed that a billion billion skaven are scuttling to steal the hill for devious purposes.

Skavens hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/24 00:01:45


Post by: snurl


Giant ants drive off the skaven.

Ant Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/24 01:53:57


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I distract the ants with a picnic, and then steal the hill.

Bob King of the Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/24 07:04:11


Post by: snurl


All the excitement causes the hill to erupt, covering you with molten lava.

Barbeque Bob's Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/24 10:53:54


Post by: baxter123


I then sweep the ashes of Bob away and waddle up the hill in a lava proof suit and sit while waiting for my new awesome lair to cool.

My hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/25 01:41:49


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


You're eventually encased in lava, and turn to stone.

Stone Frozen Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/25 06:45:26


Post by: snurl


The skiing is great there. (like here) http://www.skicamelback.com/

Down Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/25 11:19:32


Post by: baxter123


Suddenly, Odin from norse mythology roars and kills all the skiers and then asserts his authority upon the mountain with a hundred giants and claims this will be his kingdom and the start of Ragnarok.

Odin's hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/26 01:58:07


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Kratos comes over after destroying Greek mythology, and destroys Norse. With nothing left alive on the hill, I claim it.

Bob of the Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/26 03:40:42


Post by: baxter123


Then I enslave a million workers who start re-building the hill into a huge fortress and kick Bob out.

Baxter of the hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/26 10:43:33


Post by: snurl


With a wave of my staff i turn all the slaves into vegetables.

Hill of Beans.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/27 01:51:23


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I pluck everyone of the vegetable slaves, who turn into pikmen. I order them to take the hill to Disneyland while I ride it.

Pikmen Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/27 03:09:43


Post by: baxter123


I summon the demon within the hill and it swallows the pikmen and then turns around and laughs maniacally while it destroys Disneyland and the entire land around it.

Demonic hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/27 03:18:38


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I grab the dead body of Tinkerbell, and sprinkle her dust/ashes over the hill and myself. Then I think of happy thoughts.

Flying Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/27 07:12:46


Post by: snurl


The hill gets a good look at the Matterhorn and falls in love.
Happy Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/27 08:30:36


Post by: baxter123


Then Matterhorn rejects the hill and the hill starts to scar in pain and torment while reading sad poems by Robert Frost.

Emo hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/27 18:22:44


Post by: snurl


The hill gets over it and moves on.

Travelling Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/28 07:45:48


Post by: baxter123


Then it pukes on debris desk.

Like a boss hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/28 08:42:24


Post by: snurl


The hill shrinks to only twelve inches in height.

Foot Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/28 09:22:10


Post by: ahzek


I trip over the hill.
My hill.

Obstacle hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/29 07:03:26


Post by: snurl


The obstacles are difficult and numerous.

Course Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/29 12:01:40


Post by: baxter123


Then someone decides to graffiti it.

Thug hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/07/30 06:30:23


Post by: snurl


The Hill chases the thugs over the obstacles.

Benny Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/03 03:09:21


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I confuse Benny Hill, with my friend Benny Hill from High School and give it a hug.

Awkward Hug Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/05 00:03:43


Post by: baxter123


The hill suddenly feels weird about his emotions for everyone, and starts crying.

Emotional hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/05 04:38:04


Post by: snurl


The hill has a total breakdown.

Emotional Upheaval Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/07 02:45:18


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I'm there for the hill.

Supported Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/07 07:16:43


Post by: snurl


The hill moves on.

Rolling Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/08 02:42:36


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill is picked up on the side of the road, and heads west.

Hitch Hiking Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/08 04:37:35


Post by: snurl


The hill stops at a drive through for munchies.

Hamburger Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/09 03:15:48


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Hamburger was spiked, and the hill is now forced to fight in an underground fight club.

Hill Club.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/09 06:50:24


Post by: snurl


The Hill can't talk about Hill Club.


Silent Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/10 00:46:20


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The silence is broken as the dead rise. Surviving hills take up arms.

Zombie Survival Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/10 15:25:55


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


The hill is airlifted out of the zombie apocolypse.

Helicopter Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/12 05:21:29


Post by: snurl


The Hill hangs on below the copter.

UnderHill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/13 02:05:05


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Mr. Underhill realized that this was the start of a new adventure, and signed the release form so the copter would pull it in.

The Hill an Unexpected Journey


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/13 06:00:41


Post by: snurl


Dwarves keep showing up on the hill all night, partying until dawn.

Sleepless Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/14 20:10:22


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


The dwarves party so hard, the veil of space/time is rent open, and daemon pour through.

Daemon Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/08/15 06:24:51


Post by: snurl


Gandalf banishes the Demons, and the hill is saved.

Redemption Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/13 02:18:48


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


That demon had diplomatic immunity, and the hill goes to jail because Gandalf teleports away when the cops arrive. There the hill meets Morgan Freeman.

Shawshank Redemption Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/15 03:35:30


Post by: snurl


The hill escapes through a tunnel underground.

Ant Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/15 04:20:06


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Eventually a gang of Amish Vampire Rappers come to inhabit the hill.

There Goes the Neighborhood Hill. (That's probably a bit much)


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/15 15:38:23


Post by: Otto Weston


The Hill passes some new laws and deports all undesirables.

Isolationist Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/16 05:15:27


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Hill gets lonely as it watches everyone else have an awesome party right next door.

Lonely Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/16 07:27:10


Post by: snurl


The hill turns to drugs.

High Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/16 20:09:46


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


The hill has a terrible hallucination while on drugs and sees ghosts.
Hallucination Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/17 10:26:24


Post by: snurl


The ghosts follow the hill wherever it goes.

Haunted Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/18 00:10:44


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill knows who it's going to call, Ghost Busters!

Ghost Busted Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/18 06:23:18


Post by: snurl


The ghosts are gone, but the hill is covered in ectoplasm.

Slimy Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/21 03:03:53


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


A chain gang is given the task to clean the hill as work to do.

Chain Gang Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/23 11:01:14


Post by: snurl


The gang sings while they work.

Harmony Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/27 05:00:48


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The Harmony is shattered by Discord, and the Hill goes crazy.

Crazy Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/28 07:25:59


Post by: snurl


The crazy hill goes on a rampage and kills millions.

Holocaust Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/28 15:40:21


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


People sit on the hill to remember the millions killed by it.

Remembrance Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/09/29 22:19:51


Post by: snurl


Tombstones are erected there, on

Cemetary Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/04 00:33:40


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I take my lawn chair out to the hill, and have lunch among the graves.

My Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/06 09:37:45


Post by: snurl


Zombies pull you and your chair down into the ground and bury you alive.

Horrible Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/07 20:58:59


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


Bob reanimates from the dead.

Reanimation Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/08 07:21:12


Post by: snurl


The Pumpkin King again takes his rightful place as king, on
My Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/10 02:58:35


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I rally the dead against you, and start a democracy.

Democracy of the Dead Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/10 08:52:49


Post by: Pyeatt


I overturn your democracy by funding corporations and lobbying bailouts, downsize the middle class and make my buddies to big to fail.

Capitol Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/14 06:55:00


Post by: snurl


Things run as above for a bit too long...

Chaos Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/14 20:59:39


Post by: TheCustomLime


The superior forces of the Imperium destroys Chaos.

The Emperor's hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/14 22:53:28


Post by: Pyeatt


The Emperor is challenged to a duel, winner takes all.

Marbo's Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/16 05:01:37


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I finally find Marbo(My location), and bring him back into the fields of war where he belongs.

Left Behind Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/16 05:09:42


Post by: snurl


I jump on to the

Abandoned Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/17 04:04:11


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


snurl and the hill have a touching reunion, and ride off into the sunset as the movie comes to an end. Breaking apart, the Hill goes to it's trailer to have a nap.

Hollywood Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/17 06:54:47


Post by: snurl


Coming soon to a hill near you!

Hill 2: the sequel


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/17 10:34:51


Post by: ahzek


It's straight to video

Worn out hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/18 04:32:14


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill goes on vacation in Hawaii.

Hawaii Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/18 06:00:51


Post by: ahzek


A tsunami hits

Underwater hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/18 10:05:24


Post by: snurl


The hill becomes a natural reef.

Barnacle Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/18 10:30:35


Post by: ahzek


Davey jones claims the hill

Davey jones' hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/18 12:54:14


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


The hill is converted into his personal vessel.
Ship hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/18 16:08:03


Post by: ahzek


Torpedoes away

Sunken hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/18 23:09:55


Post by: Pyeatt


I think you missed the point

Pearl Harbor Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/19 02:14:36


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill is pissed.

Hill War II


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/21 04:38:30


Post by: snurl


The Hill plans it's strategy.

Hill Zero.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/22 20:52:14


Post by: Sgt_Smudge


The Hill stealthily infiltrates ahzek's stronghold.

Metal Gear Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/23 04:27:57


Post by: Pyeatt


Women complain over lack of decently dressed strong female characters.

Feminist Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/10/23 08:11:04


Post by: snurl


The Hill doesn't give a toot.

He-Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/11/05 07:36:24


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


He-Hill spawns a spin-off about his female cousin, a lawyer.

She-Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/11/05 11:28:34


Post by: snurl


She-Hill made a hit record when she was younger.

Valley Girl


King of the Hill @ 2014/11/17 05:27:19


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Sadly, the record is a one hit wonder, and the hill hits hard times.

Fallen Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/11/17 13:08:22


Post by: snurl


The hill made so much money off of the hit record that with careful investment management, it still lives a life of luxury.

Society Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/11/19 06:11:04


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


I marry the hill, and live off it's fame and money.

Hill Husbands of Hollywood.


King of the Hill @ 2014/11/19 06:31:55


Post by: snurl


The hill wises up, and gives you the boot.

The Great Divide.


King of the Hill @ 2014/11/21 02:46:54


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The Hill decides to leave it all behind, take it's money, and go on an adventure!

Adventure Hill!


King of the Hill @ 2014/11/21 09:27:34


Post by: snurl


The hill meets another hill, and has feelings it doesn't understand.

Brokeback Mountain.


King of the Hill @ 2014/11/22 05:32:34


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


An alien hill abducts the other hill, and flies into space.
Our hill hops into a conveniently placed near by ship, and gives chase.

Space Rescue Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/11/22 12:52:07


Post by: snurl


The ship is the Event Horizon.

What the Hill ?!?


King of the Hill @ 2014/12/04 13:42:54


Post by: the shrouded lord


I put facehuggers all over the hill.
my hill. wait, no my facehuggers, attack them not me!-


King of the Hill @ 2014/12/05 09:15:48


Post by: snurl


The face-huggers impregnate the hill with a xenomorph.

Baby Bump Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2014/12/18 23:50:22


Post by: Overlord Thraka


The Xenomorph kills a British actor.

Hurt Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/12/19 07:39:05


Post by: snurl


The hill goes to jail for its crime.

Stockade Hill


King of the Hill @ 2014/12/23 20:51:43


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill and Captain Jack Sparrow escape, and star in a movie together.

Hills of the Caribbean


King of the Hill @ 2014/12/23 23:01:49


Post by: snurl


The hill plays an island in the movie.

Sandy Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/01/12 06:10:56


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill is attacked on the island by zombies.

Dead Island Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/01/12 10:25:27


Post by: snurl


The zombies can't climb the hill's sandy slopes.

Steep Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/01 06:15:05


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water... Long story short, big hospital bill, and the hill is fenced off.

Off Limits Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/01 07:52:12


Post by: snurl


The hill is alone, and likes it that way.

Isolationist Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/04 17:21:24


Post by: Overlord Thraka


The hill drifts out to sea

Castaway hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/05 01:19:55


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Nuclear testing happens to the island, and it mutates into bigger island that becomes inhabited by monstrous creatures.

Monster Island


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/05 08:26:59


Post by: snurl


The monsters are clever fakes.

Island of misfit toys.


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/05 23:21:20


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


A man washes up on shore, finds the toys, and sells them for cheap.

Bargain Bin Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/06 00:01:51


Post by: snurl


The man is a con artist, and uses the toy money to buy musical instruments, which he sells to people who cannot play them.

Professor Howard Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/08 03:53:20


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The Hill, tired of it's horrible life, decides to go back to school. Going at Mach 1, the Hill takes off towards the nearest university, leaving everything that was on it in the dust.

Education Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/08 07:46:25


Post by: snurl


The Hill's speed catches the attention of NASCAR, who draft the hill right away.

Phil Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/09 05:40:34


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The Hill gets into a crash, but falls in love with a nurse.

Love at Hospital Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/09 11:37:48


Post by: snurl


The hill and the nurse get busy.

Hump Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/02/28 04:48:43


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


They have a baby hill, and it learns to play a harmonica.

Baby Hill Blues.


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/01 09:17:19


Post by: snurl


The hill has an earthquake while playing the blues.

Rythem & Blues on the hill.


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/02 03:57:58


Post by: JamesGang


Jack and Jill on the hill

A landslide comes tumbling down hill.


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/03 09:22:26


Post by: snurl


The bodies are buried in the landslide.

Cemetery Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/03 14:34:11


Post by: scuzz_bucket


Zombie Jack and Jill!!

Zombie Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/03 19:15:59


Post by: JamesGang


Zombies chasing you is a new found thrill.

On blueberry hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/05 11:19:46


Post by: snurl


Farmers torch the zombies and plant crops on the hill.

Hill of Beans


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/05 18:32:39


Post by: JamesGang


Making a big deal out of nothing

Mountain out of a mole hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/06 08:09:15


Post by: snurl


The Moles eat the roots of the beans, causing the crop to wither and die off.

Dusty Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/06 14:08:13


Post by: JamesGang


The dust covers the boots of an American Civil War general.

A.P. Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/09 07:35:18


Post by: snurl


General Hill soaks the ground with yankee blood at ...

Malvern Hill.


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/09 16:26:25


Post by: JamesGang


I read a book about that battle in my hometown.

Cherry Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/09 21:46:05


Post by: snurl


Steven King wrote about a hill in Derry.

Up Mile Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/10 12:23:23


Post by: JamesGang


I feel old walking up anything for a mile.

Over the hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/11 07:59:59


Post by: snurl


The Hill is old, yet solid and enduring.

Rock Hill (used to be the name of my favorite tavern until it went out of business)


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/11 13:28:20


Post by: JamesGang


There is iron in the rock.

Iron Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/12 01:17:21


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Iron is a heavy metal.

Heavy Metal Hill. *Guitar solo*


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/12 01:24:33


Post by: JamesGang


Heavy metal is awesome!

School of rock hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/13 04:12:31


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


The hill goes on a field trip with it's teacher to find the Pick of Destiny.

Tenacious Hill and the Pick of Destiny


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/13 12:17:01


Post by: JamesGang


The hill says you are my "density" instead and goes back in time to meet its father.

Hill Valley


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/14 10:27:35


Post by: snurl


The hill's father dies from shock.

Death Valley


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/14 13:48:36


Post by: JamesGang


.....

The valley is between two hills.

Heaven and Hill


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/14 23:41:57


Post by: snurl


Dio uses the phrase for an album title with Black Sabbath.

Hard Rock Hill !


King of the Hill @ 2015/03/15 13:54:40


Post by: JamesGang


Hard Rock band Iron Maiden is on Tour!

Run to the Hill(s)!!!!!!