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Post by: snurl
The hill is obsuured by clouds.
Misty Hill.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Under the cover of the clouds, the hill takes control of a flying aircraft carrier.
Agent Hill.
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Post by: marrowick
But Nick Fury takes back control.
This ain't my first rodeo hill
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Post by: snurl
Rodeo Clowns have you roped and tied in less than 10 seconds. Then bulls are released all over the hill.
Horned Hill.
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Post by: wolfmerc
Spaniards find so many bulls all up in the hill.
bull racers hill.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
The hill turns into a dinosaur (although still green and covered in grass.
Hillosaurus Rex hill.
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Post by: marrowick
It mutates into a super smart dinosaur and wants to invent things but can't because it's arms are too short.
Very upset Hillosaurus Rex hill.
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Post by: sing your life
I release a group of cultist clones on the hill.
Hill captured for kayoss.
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Post by: Overlord Thraka
I BURN THE HERETICS
Flame hill
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Post by: marrowick
Kharne is drawn to the flames and destroys all the hill's inhabitants and structures.
In ruins hill.
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
The Hill remembers its still a super smart Hillosaurus Rex. It uses its teeth to build some robotic arms of a reasonable size so it can invent things
Then it smashes Kharn in a rocky style training montage/fight.
Heavyweight Champion of the World Hill
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Post by: snurl
The hill listens to "Billy the Mountain" and is inspired to go to vegas for a vacation.
High Roller Hill
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Post by: marrowick
The hill bumps into a large gray person. He is found lying on the street 1 hour later.
Joe Fixit beat him up hill
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Post by: snurl
The hill takes a job as a bunker on the golf course.
T-shot Hill
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Post by: marrowick
The golf course is on a school grounds and a bodyguard uses that bunker to keep watch of his principle because the school won't give him a pass.
Butler Hill.
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Post by: snurl
The Hill takes a limo to an A-list red carpet event, and is the life of the party.
Society Hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
A zombie outbreak happens at the party, and soon society crumbles
Zombie Survival Hill.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
The Hill, still being a dinosaur hill, munches down the zombies like some dry biscuits.
Looking for something to dip bisuits in Hill.
73437
Post by: marrowick
The hill finds the ancient dipping pit of Khorne filled with the spiciest Tabasco sauce you could find.
Flaming mouth hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The Tabasco sauce is fused with dark powers and transforms the dino into a dragon!
Dark Dragon Hill.
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Post by: snurl
The hill grows huge teeth and horns.
Fearsome Hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The huge teef come in crooked, and the hill goes to the dentist.
Laughing Gas Hill.
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Post by: snurl
The sound of a laughing hill terrifies the local natives.
Thunder Hill
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Thunder Hill is on the move, Thunder hill is loose...
The hill summons its friends by shining a giant torch set into a pommel in the sword into the sky (with the logo of the hill on it)
ThunderHill Hooooo!
Still ThunderHill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
No friends come. The hill has none, and realizes this.
Sad Hill
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Post by: snurl
A singing family escapes the Nazis by crossing the hill.
The Hill is alive with the sound of music.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The Nazis eventually find the family because of the singing. Later, a plaque is placed there to commemorate their brave actions.
Memorial Hill.
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Post by: snurl
Some nights, when the moon is bright, you can still hear them singing in the distance.
Haunted Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Ghost hunters appear and survey the hill. The singing if found to be coming from a near by park theater with great acoustics.
Debunked Hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill loses much of its fame.
Washed Up Hill.
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Post by: snurl
The Hill wants one more shot at the title.
Rocky Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I trip on a rock, and sue the owners.
My Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
Your suit is tossed out.
Rock on, Hill
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Hill turns into a random furry little monster.
Narlie Hill.
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Post by: Squigsquasher
Gunbuster steps on the furry menace, arms crossed as always, zero feths given.
Gunbuster (flat) hill.
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Post by: marrowick
The hill eats Gunbuster's foot.
Random Carnivorous Furry Creature Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Random Carnivorous Furry Creatures eventually kill each other off.
I bury them on the hill.
Wild Creature Cemetery Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
Confederate troops asault ....
Cemetary Hill.
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
The hill fills with small furry balls that exist only to eat.
Tribble Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
The furry balls eat the hill and I rebuild it.
My hand-made hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I find a way to mass produce Hills for a lower cost.
Mass Produced Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
My hand-made hills are more popular with consumers than your gakky mass-produced hills.
Higher-quality hill.
73437
Post by: marrowick
But suddenly your hills become prone to catch on fire and you have to refund everything.
Sabotage hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
50 years later, a kid finds a shiny on the hill and takes it home. The hill is later cordoned off, and swept for other dangerous items.
Don't Cross Police Line Hill.
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Post by: lakemacleod
During the sweep they discover the hill was actually formed around a massive scale female pleasure toy. It is uncovered, polished, and placed in a museum. Perverted Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
Oops! Turns out that was actually a forgotten ICBM. It goes off while being polished.
Doomsday Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Also uncovered under the hill was a bunker, which the locals used to not die in the blast.
Bunker Hill.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
The bunker was a trap, set by the hill. It ejects the surviors into space.
It's a hill new world...
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Post by: snurl
The Hill becomes infatuated with a grassy knoll.
Conspiracy Hill.
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Post by: church_ex
Then i come along with a ride-on lawn mower and cut the grass
freshly cut grass hill (with the scent of morning dew)
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Post by: PredaKhaine
I spike all the cut grass into a big hilly mohican. Then I introduce the hill to punk. The Hill grabs a guitar and plays it badly and out of time, while wailing off key. Punk Hill
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Post by: marrowick
The hill's mother disapproves and cuts his grass.
Buzz cut hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The army recruiter mistakes the hill for a fresh recruit.
Enlisted Hill.
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Post by: church_ex
the hill is sent off to war when a nuke is set off
tiny little radioactive piece hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The soldiers that died fighting the hill rise! The Hill moves off into the sea to become a radioactive island, and live in peace with the undead soldiers.
They Un-lived Happily Ever After Hill.
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Post by: JakeCWolf
*Uses the power of Discord to turn the hill upside down, shake the nuclear zombies and waste off of it and then drop it upside down where it was*
Upside down hill of CHAOS (the harmless kind...)!
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
STOP! You've violated the law(s of physics)!
The Hill doesn't have enough gold to pay the fine, and is sent to jail.
Jail House Hill.
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Post by: snurl
I pay the fine and find the hill is thrilled.
Blueberry Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I walk up the berry covered hill, and plant my flag.
My Hill.
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Post by: marrowick
The flag grows and grows and falls on you.
Timber hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I have to chew off my legs to get free.
Survival Hill.
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Post by: snurl
You bleed everywhere.
Red Hill
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Post by: marrowick
Khorne sees the red hill and claims it as his own.
Khorne's hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Orks loot the hill when Khorne isn't looking, and drive off.
Need for Speed Hill.
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Post by: p_gray99
Wow, how is this thread still going?
Anyway, spike strip. My hill.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
The hill infers from your comment that you expected it to fail.
It then performs a training montage and goes on to become a successful thread.
King of the King of the Hill thread Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
I zap the hill with my elecritic staff.
Electrified hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The charge is grounded and fizzles out.
Blackout Hill.
65757
Post by: PredaKhaine
I refit the hill with robot parts. Instead of things like grass, it now has shooty metal spines it can release en-mass.
Mecha-Hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
It combines with other mecha-hills.
Super Mecha-Hill of Ultimate Justice.
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Post by: p_gray99
I remind the hill that I am its creator and it bows down before me.
My super mecha-hill of ultimate justice.
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Post by: snurl
Pumpkin Nannites invade the hill and dismantle its mechanisems from within. Then the hill is swarmed with witches and goblins as the Pumpkin king claims his annual throne at the top of the hill again.
Halloween Hill
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Post by: PredaKhaine
I point out that as undisputed lord of halloween, you really should be out and about, perpetrating super tricks against the general populace rather than being sat on a hill for halloween. Even if your throne is on the hill.
Santa doesn't stay in on christmas eve.
Obviously, while you are out I take the hill out for a nice seafood dinner. And then never call the hill back.
Depressed hill.
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Post by: p_gray99
I am the lord of depression, creator of sorrow.
So my hill.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
As its Halloween, I teach the hill to play music. Then I introduce it to a composer called Greig. Then I take it to a king who lives on a peak, we walk in to his castle.
In the hill of the mountain king hill.
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Post by: snurl
The hill becomes invisible. Only it's bones can be seen.
Hard Rock Hill
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Post by: PredaKhaine
The hill gets a motorbike.
Hills angel.
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Post by: Panzer1944
The hill gets a ticket for riding a motorbike without a helmet.
Fined Hill.
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Post by: snurl
The hill is infested with burrowing creatures.
Mole Hill.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
The Hill becomes a burrowing creature
Graboid hill
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Post by: snurl
The hill hollows out a mountain and wears it like armour.
The Hill of Undermountain.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
My army triumphs over all others.
King of The Hill of Undermountain.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
I take the hill away, teach it to fight demons for a living and paint the hill red. I also give him one massive hand. Hillboy
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Post by: p_gray99
The hill zooms away, because red onez go faster.
Orks' logic's hill.
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Post by: snurl
The hill mutates into metal.
Iron Hill.
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Post by: Decio
Iron Warriors claim it for themselves.
iron Warriors' Iron Hill
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Post by: snurl
Iron Warriors eventually rust and fall silent, while the hill endures.
Corrosion-Free hill
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Post by: Wardragoon
I throw a giant sponge ontop of the hill soaking up any moisture.
Sponges Hill?
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Post by: Decio
A starfish appears.
Almost-a-cartoon-hill
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Post by: snurl
A squid is annoyed.
Bikini Bottom Hill
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Post by: Decio
The hill descends into a pit inhabited by queer natives.
Rock Bottom Hill
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Post by: snurl
The hill swims out to sea and becomes an Island.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Green_Hill_By_Shaam-z.jpg
Green Hill
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Post by: Decio
Cool. Tourists swarm the area.
Touristy Hill of Tacky Shops
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Post by: snurl
The Hill remembers it can't swim and sinks, the tacky shops become a boatlike floating village.
Deepwater Hill
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Dun da....dun da...dunda dunda dunda dunda
Jaws Hill
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Post by: Wardragoon
A group of marines kill the shark, and plants an american flag ontop of the hill
Iwo Jima Hill
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Post by: sing your life
the flag then explodes.
Booby-trapped hill.
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Post by: Decio
Just As Planned.
Smarmy Hill
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Post by: PredaKhaine
I inject Barbara Streisands dna into the hill and coat the hill in metal. Mecha Barbara Streisand Hill.
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Post by: Panzer1944
Leonard Maltin, Robert Smith, and Sidney Poitier combine forces to defeat Mecha Streisand but leaving the hill in ruins.
Battle-scarred hill.
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Post by: snurl
A barbarian and his tribe move on to the hill to stay.
He is Lothar of the
Hill People
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Post by: sing your life
I slay them with mah electrick lazor!!!.
Lightning war hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I coat the hill in rubber, and the lightning loses interest.
Rubber Hill
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Post by: snurl
I add ribs to the rubber.
Trojan Hill
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Post by: Somedude593
i put pins in the hill
pincushion hill
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Post by: Wardragoon
I pull the pins out.
Holy Hill
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Post by: PredaKhaine
I put them back in. Porcupine Hill
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Post by: Wardragoon
I shape the hill into a grenade
Grenade hill, dont pull the pin!
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Post by: Decio
Wait for storm, drop clusterbomb on it instead. Soldiers attack through the muck.
Passchendale Hill
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Post by: snurl
The soldiers get lost in the mists of the forest on a roll of five or better.
Avalon Hill
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Post by: Wardragoon
Saxons attempt to invade said hill
Badon Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The Saxons get lost in the hexagon forests.
2D hill.
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Post by: Rory1432
A certain pixelated plumber rides a green dinosaur to the top
Mario hill
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Post by: Overlord Thraka
GOOMBAS EVERYWHERE!
Gooba hill
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Post by: Rory1432
Mario retaliates
Jumping hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill becomes a professional basket ball player.
Slam Dunk Hill
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Post by: snurl
The hill is suspended for steroid use.
Hulk Hill.
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Post by: Overlord Thraka
The hill gets overweight and unemployed.
Loser hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill goes through a workout montage, and becomes a world champion boxer.
Rocky Hill.
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Post by: snurl
The hill gets knocked cold after a few years and never regains the title.
Broken Hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I patch up the hill and plant my flag.
I am the King of this hill.
Bob's Hill.
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Post by: snurl
Planting your flag lets all of the air out of the hill.
Deflated Hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I look elsewhere for a new hill to claim.
Abandoned...Flat Hill?
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I RETURN! With a tire pump in hand, I work to fix the hill.
Restored Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The Hill still has a slow leak.
Sagging Hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I give up my life savings to get the Hill some plastic surgery.
Plastic Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The plastic hill is mistaken for a GW product.
GW plastic Gaming Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
GW marks up the price on the hill, and names it a specialty item.
Price Hike Hill.
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Post by: snurl
The price is higher than the hill.
A whole new kind of inflation.
Horrendous Hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I scale the price to a mile above the hill, and plant my flag causing it to deflate.
Deflation hill, or the Mile Higher Hill Club.
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Post by: snurl
The hill is so high it doesn't know what its doing. It winds up getting hit by a truck while jaywalking.
Roadkill Hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I take what's left of the hill and use it to fill up the pet cemetery.
Undead Hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I slay all the undead, and get a priest to bless the hill.
With no one to oppose me, I have a throne installed.
I am the King of the Hill.
/thread
63582
Post by: scuzz_bucket
Threadomancy, your arcane touch was insufficient.
I am now the Master Threadomancer, Lord of all Forums, no mod can stop me.
Threadomancy Hill
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Post by: snurl
Nudists colonize the hill while you aren't watching. They put up a tall fence around the hill to keep you out.
Forbidden hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I strip myself of clothing, and through a brutal ad campaign, become king of the nudists.
Nude King of the Forbidden Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The sun beats down and fries you all.
Barren Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Life sprouts from the dead, and drinks from their tears.
Oasis Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The Oasis is just a mirage.
Hologram Hill.
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Post by: church_ex
The hologram hill is not a mirage but a heavily guarded tau hologram
tau protected hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Pretending to be a Tau sympathizer, I infiltrate the hill, with my fellow soldier. My fellow soldier being a dead guardsman who I stuffed with allot of democharges. The hill explodes, the Tau Scatters.
Blown up Hill.
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Post by: Otto Weston
Tzeentch goes back in time, and brings the hill back to the present with his flag on it.
Tzeentch's hill
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Post by: TheCustomLime
The hill was actually a Shadowsword the entire time. Tactical Genius hurrr.
Cadia's hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Cadia fell to chaos remember?
Chaos' Hill.
54708
Post by: TheCustomLime
Games Workshop retcon'ed that, remember?
Games Workshop's hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Disney buys out Games Workshop
Disney's Hill.
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Post by: TheCustomLime
Google buys out Disney.
Google's hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
Google search can't find the hill.
Hidden Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hills past crimes catch up with it, as no hill can escape the long arm of the law!
20 to Life Hill.
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Post by: snurl
Prison hardens the hill.
Rock Hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Rock hill gets out of jail on good behavior, and takes up boxing.
Rocky Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill is too old to make a beliveable boxing movie.
Over the Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The Hill gets the feeling it's been through this before.
Deja vu Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
A second gunman hides out on the hill.
Assasin's hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The assassin gets into a machine to live out his ancestor's memories.
Caveman's Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The Caveman's memories lead to a cave beneath.....
The Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill, and caveman are eventually unearthed. They are put in a museum.
Exhibit Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The display is illuminated for all to see.
Beacon Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
As morning approaches I unplug the hill to save money.
Power Saving Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
At night in the Museum, the hill sings and dances.
The Hill (is alive with the sound of music)
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The Hill is stolen from the museum.
Heist Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The stolen hill is buried in Guardsmen Bob's backyard, only to be discovered by the inspectors.
Obvious Hill.
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Post by: ahzek
The hill can't hide, I find it, my hill.
Secret hill
56925
Post by: baxter123
I steal Mkoll from the Tanith and he tracks the secret hill down for me. I then lash it around in chains and harness its power to guide my battlship 'crusher'
My hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
A lawyer from Tanith arrives and tells you that the hill is theirs, since it was found using their soldier. Gaunt now rides the hill into battle while waving his sword.
Gaunt's Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill rears up and throws Gaunt off.
Unbroken hill.
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Post by: baxter123
The hill then starts to fly, and it is revealed that a billion billion skaven are scuttling to steal the hill for devious purposes.
Skavens hill
10104
Post by: snurl
Giant ants drive off the skaven.
Ant Hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I distract the ants with a picnic, and then steal the hill.
Bob King of the Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
All the excitement causes the hill to erupt, covering you with molten lava.
Barbeque Bob's Hill
56925
Post by: baxter123
I then sweep the ashes of Bob away and waddle up the hill in a lava proof suit and sit while waiting for my new awesome lair to cool.
My hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
You're eventually encased in lava, and turn to stone.
Stone Frozen Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The skiing is great there. (like here) http://www.skicamelback.com/
Down Hill.
56925
Post by: baxter123
Suddenly, Odin from norse mythology roars and kills all the skiers and then asserts his authority upon the mountain with a hundred giants and claims this will be his kingdom and the start of Ragnarok.
Odin's hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Kratos comes over after destroying Greek mythology, and destroys Norse. With nothing left alive on the hill, I claim it.
Bob of the Hill.
56925
Post by: baxter123
Then I enslave a million workers who start re-building the hill into a huge fortress and kick Bob out.
Baxter of the hill
10104
Post by: snurl
With a wave of my staff i turn all the slaves into vegetables.
Hill of Beans.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I pluck everyone of the vegetable slaves, who turn into pikmen. I order them to take the hill to Disneyland while I ride it.
Pikmen Hill
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Post by: baxter123
I summon the demon within the hill and it swallows the pikmen and then turns around and laughs maniacally while it destroys Disneyland and the entire land around it.
Demonic hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I grab the dead body of Tinkerbell, and sprinkle her dust/ashes over the hill and myself. Then I think of happy thoughts.
Flying Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill gets a good look at the Matterhorn and falls in love.
Happy Hill.
56925
Post by: baxter123
Then Matterhorn rejects the hill and the hill starts to scar in pain and torment while reading sad poems by Robert Frost.
Emo hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill gets over it and moves on.
Travelling Hill.
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Post by: baxter123
Then it pukes on debris desk.
Like a boss hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill shrinks to only twelve inches in height.
Foot Hill.
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Post by: ahzek
I trip over the hill.
My hill.
Obstacle hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The obstacles are difficult and numerous.
Course Hill.
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Post by: baxter123
Then someone decides to graffiti it.
Thug hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The Hill chases the thugs over the obstacles.
Benny Hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I confuse Benny Hill, with my friend Benny Hill from High School and give it a hug.
Awkward Hug Hill.
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Post by: baxter123
The hill suddenly feels weird about his emotions for everyone, and starts crying.
Emotional hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill has a total breakdown.
Emotional Upheaval Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I'm there for the hill.
Supported Hill.
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Post by: snurl
The hill moves on.
Rolling Hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill is picked up on the side of the road, and heads west.
Hitch Hiking Hill
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Post by: snurl
The hill stops at a drive through for munchies.
Hamburger Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Hamburger was spiked, and the hill is now forced to fight in an underground fight club.
Hill Club.
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Post by: snurl
The Hill can't talk about Hill Club.
Silent Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The silence is broken as the dead rise. Surviving hills take up arms.
Zombie Survival Hill.
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
The hill is airlifted out of the zombie apocolypse.
Helicopter Hill
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Post by: snurl
The Hill hangs on below the copter.
UnderHill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Mr. Underhill realized that this was the start of a new adventure, and signed the release form so the copter would pull it in.
The Hill an Unexpected Journey
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Post by: snurl
Dwarves keep showing up on the hill all night, partying until dawn.
Sleepless Hill.
71547
Post by: Sgt_Smudge
The dwarves party so hard, the veil of space/time is rent open, and daemon pour through.
Daemon Hill.
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Post by: snurl
Gandalf banishes the Demons, and the hill is saved.
Redemption Hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
That demon had diplomatic immunity, and the hill goes to jail because Gandalf teleports away when the cops arrive. There the hill meets Morgan Freeman.
Shawshank Redemption Hill.
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Post by: snurl
The hill escapes through a tunnel underground.
Ant Hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Eventually a gang of Amish Vampire Rappers come to inhabit the hill.
There Goes the Neighborhood Hill. (That's probably a bit much)
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Post by: Otto Weston
The Hill passes some new laws and deports all undesirables.
Isolationist Hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Hill gets lonely as it watches everyone else have an awesome party right next door.
Lonely Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill turns to drugs.
High Hill.
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
The hill has a terrible hallucination while on drugs and sees ghosts.
Hallucination Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The ghosts follow the hill wherever it goes.
Haunted Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill knows who it's going to call, Ghost Busters!
Ghost Busted Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The ghosts are gone, but the hill is covered in ectoplasm.
Slimy Hill.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
A chain gang is given the task to clean the hill as work to do.
Chain Gang Hill.
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Post by: snurl
The gang sings while they work.
Harmony Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The Harmony is shattered by Discord, and the Hill goes crazy.
Crazy Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The crazy hill goes on a rampage and kills millions.
Holocaust Hill.
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Post by: Sgt_Smudge
People sit on the hill to remember the millions killed by it.
Remembrance Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
Tombstones are erected there, on
Cemetary Hill
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I take my lawn chair out to the hill, and have lunch among the graves.
My Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
Zombies pull you and your chair down into the ground and bury you alive.
Horrible Hill.
71547
Post by: Sgt_Smudge
Bob reanimates from the dead.
Reanimation Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The Pumpkin King again takes his rightful place as king, on
My Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I rally the dead against you, and start a democracy.
Democracy of the Dead Hill
74137
Post by: Pyeatt
I overturn your democracy by funding corporations and lobbying bailouts, downsize the middle class and make my buddies to big to fail.
Capitol Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
Things run as above for a bit too long...
Chaos Hill.
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Post by: TheCustomLime
The superior forces of the Imperium destroys Chaos.
The Emperor's hill.
74137
Post by: Pyeatt
The Emperor is challenged to a duel, winner takes all.
Marbo's Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I finally find Marbo(My location), and bring him back into the fields of war where he belongs.
Left Behind Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I jump on to the
Abandoned Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
snurl and the hill have a touching reunion, and ride off into the sunset as the movie comes to an end. Breaking apart, the Hill goes to it's trailer to have a nap.
Hollywood Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
Coming soon to a hill near you!
Hill 2: the sequel
80778
Post by: ahzek
It's straight to video
Worn out hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill goes on vacation in Hawaii.
Hawaii Hill
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Post by: ahzek
A tsunami hits
Underwater hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill becomes a natural reef.
Barnacle Hill
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Post by: ahzek
Davey jones claims the hill
Davey jones' hill
71547
Post by: Sgt_Smudge
The hill is converted into his personal vessel.
Ship hill.
80778
Post by: ahzek
Torpedoes away
Sunken hill
74137
Post by: Pyeatt
I think you missed the point
Pearl Harbor Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill is pissed.
Hill War II
10104
Post by: snurl
The Hill plans it's strategy.
Hill Zero.
71547
Post by: Sgt_Smudge
The Hill stealthily infiltrates ahzek's stronghold.
Metal Gear Hill.
74137
Post by: Pyeatt
Women complain over lack of decently dressed strong female characters.
Feminist Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The Hill doesn't give a toot.
He-Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
He-Hill spawns a spin-off about his female cousin, a lawyer.
She-Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
She-Hill made a hit record when she was younger.
Valley Girl
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Sadly, the record is a one hit wonder, and the hill hits hard times.
Fallen Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill made so much money off of the hit record that with careful investment management, it still lives a life of luxury.
Society Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
I marry the hill, and live off it's fame and money.
Hill Husbands of Hollywood.
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill wises up, and gives you the boot.
The Great Divide.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The Hill decides to leave it all behind, take it's money, and go on an adventure!
Adventure Hill!
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill meets another hill, and has feelings it doesn't understand.
Brokeback Mountain.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
An alien hill abducts the other hill, and flies into space.
Our hill hops into a conveniently placed near by ship, and gives chase.
Space Rescue Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The ship is the Event Horizon.
What the Hill ?!?
74772
Post by: the shrouded lord
I put facehuggers all over the hill.
my hill. wait, no my facehuggers, attack them not me!-
10104
Post by: snurl
The face-huggers impregnate the hill with a xenomorph.
Baby Bump Hill.
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
The Xenomorph kills a British actor.
Hurt Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill goes to jail for its crime.
Stockade Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill and Captain Jack Sparrow escape, and star in a movie together.
Hills of the Caribbean
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill plays an island in the movie.
Sandy Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill is attacked on the island by zombies.
Dead Island Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The zombies can't climb the hill's sandy slopes.
Steep Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water... Long story short, big hospital bill, and the hill is fenced off.
Off Limits Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill is alone, and likes it that way.
Isolationist Hill.
73251
Post by: Overlord Thraka
The hill drifts out to sea
Castaway hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Nuclear testing happens to the island, and it mutates into bigger island that becomes inhabited by monstrous creatures.
Monster Island
10104
Post by: snurl
The monsters are clever fakes.
Island of misfit toys.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
A man washes up on shore, finds the toys, and sells them for cheap.
Bargain Bin Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The man is a con artist, and uses the toy money to buy musical instruments, which he sells to people who cannot play them.
Professor Howard Hill.
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The Hill, tired of it's horrible life, decides to go back to school. Going at Mach 1, the Hill takes off towards the nearest university, leaving everything that was on it in the dust.
Education Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The Hill's speed catches the attention of NASCAR, who draft the hill right away.
Phil Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The Hill gets into a crash, but falls in love with a nurse.
Love at Hospital Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill and the nurse get busy.
Hump Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
They have a baby hill, and it learns to play a harmonica.
Baby Hill Blues.
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill has an earthquake while playing the blues.
Rythem & Blues on the hill.
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Post by: JamesGang
Jack and Jill on the hill
A landslide comes tumbling down hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The bodies are buried in the landslide.
Cemetery Hill
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Post by: scuzz_bucket
Zombie Jack and Jill!!
Zombie Hill
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Zombies chasing you is a new found thrill.
On blueberry hill
10104
Post by: snurl
Farmers torch the zombies and plant crops on the hill.
Hill of Beans
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Making a big deal out of nothing
Mountain out of a mole hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The Moles eat the roots of the beans, causing the crop to wither and die off.
Dusty Hill.
82191
Post by: JamesGang
The dust covers the boots of an American Civil War general.
A.P. Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
General Hill soaks the ground with yankee blood at ...
Malvern Hill.
82191
Post by: JamesGang
I read a book about that battle in my hometown.
Cherry Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
Steven King wrote about a hill in Derry.
Up Mile Hill
82191
Post by: JamesGang
I feel old walking up anything for a mile.
Over the hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The Hill is old, yet solid and enduring.
Rock Hill (used to be the name of my favorite tavern until it went out of business)
82191
Post by: JamesGang
There is iron in the rock.
Iron Hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Heavy metal is awesome!
School of rock hill
66111
Post by: Guardsmen Bob
The hill goes on a field trip with it's teacher to find the Pick of Destiny.
Tenacious Hill and the Pick of Destiny
82191
Post by: JamesGang
The hill says you are my "density" instead and goes back in time to meet its father.
Hill Valley
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill's father dies from shock.
Death Valley
82191
Post by: JamesGang
.....
The valley is between two hills.
Heaven and Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
Dio uses the phrase for an album title with Black Sabbath.
Hard Rock Hill !
82191
Post by: JamesGang
Hard Rock band Iron Maiden is on Tour!
Run to the Hill(s)!!!!!!
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