Tadashi wrote:
Solar System Array activation deferred until after Asteroid Drop Operation completed. My hill.

...yeah, that'll work.
I use the asteroids as raw materials for golems. An army of them.
My hill.

Solar System Array activated (the asteroid impact already dispersed the Shroud). My hill.

Golems can't be harmed by sunlight...I'm not sure if golems can be harmed, actually. Maybe with sledgehammers or something.

Uh, reflecting sunlight from space off a million mirrors would actually create a powerful 'solar laser', IIRC, the Solar System Array destroyed an entire Zeon fleet, blew open the main gate of the Solomon asteroid fortress, and knocked out the fortress' guns.

The Imperial Navy Strike cruiser comes up behind array and destroys it followed by orbitally bombarding the hill no hill

^ So it's your space now.

His space.

The remains of the golems fuse together, forming a new planet (and hill).
A gnat was the first to land on it. The gnat's hill.

The imperial Navy Virus bombs the new planet no more gnat. Viruses hill

Lexx comes by and lands on the hill, eating all of the nutriants and organic material, including the virus. Lexx's hill.
Oh, and for those who don't know what lexx is, its a organic warship the size of Manhatten, that packs a planet killing main weapon.

http://lexx.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lexx

Organic, eh? I use a virus on it. It slowly dies, then I come back and stand on

My hill.

By the time Lexx dies, you are so old that you are nothing but a brain in a jar. I pick you up and feed you to a cluster lizard. My Hill.

I take over the cluster lizard's mind, transform it into the ender-dragon and kill you, before taking the hill. My hill.

My imperial Navy Cruiser gets reinforced by full fleet of Imperial Navy extermantus fleet as well as 200 space marines chapters my heavily armed space

Some of your chapters are tainted, infighting ensues. They destroy each other until none are left alive. I walk through the carnage and put any survivors out of their misery with a bullet to their brains. Then I hide on my hill

I melt the hill and reprocess it into a giant cake sculpture.

My cakehill.

The cake is a lie. My hill

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

I tip you over and watch you roll down the hill into a pit full of despair and the dreams of children.

My hill.

Neutron bombardment (again). My hill.

Jimmy Neutron comes looking for you and boy is he pissed off. I sneak back up my hill while you get your thrashing. And I sell popcorn.

I come and buy popcorn our hill

The popcorn is blessed by nurgle. My hill.

Rejection by Nurgle. And ejection by you off of the hill.


My hill.

Tzeentch would like to have a word with you...
My Hill. For Tzeentch.

Tzeentch makes you disappear.
My hill.

I launch you out of a Mancannon into a giant funnel cake.

My hill.

I melt you down using radiation. My hill.

I mold the molten Decio into a Golem and send him up the hill to give you a spanking.

Nuclear Missiles launched. My hill.

I set up void shields around the hill WMD proof hill nobodies hill just a shielded hill i eat a sandwich

I start dropping asteroids instead. My hill.

Your hands hurt from throwing astroids down. During your hand massage, I pull a CREED on you and run you over with Baneblade.

My hill. (snurl exalted for molten golem idea. )

The baneblade gets crushed by my squadron of baneblades. My hill.

Uh oh. A strike cruiser lures an Ork Waaagh! into your baneblades. Ramshackle craft tumble out of orbit into your tanks as gretchin missiles loop through the air and explode harmlessly. Eventually, a Stompa clears everything away when it explodes due to a severe reaction to stuffing looted Guardsmen into the engines.

I take over the hill with my Joker-themed Dark Eldar Haemonculus coven/kabal.

My hill.

You call that a kabal? This is a kabal. (Sends 3500pts worth of DE at you, alongside a detachment of tau that they've corrupted). My hill.

Ermagerd. My Scarecrow Archon unlseashes Kheradruakh and an army of Mandrakes to scour the hill.

My hill.

I open a open warp portal and send in Slaaneshi Daemons to join your party, then call in the Grey Knights to clean up. My hill.

The Gray knights are Ultramarines in disguise. They clean you up as well for consorting with demons.
Then I reclaim the hill.

Carpet bombing. My hill.

After burning all of the rugs and carpets you bought secondhand from a Chinese smuggler, I reclaim the hill and stick a fork in it.

I fortify it with random militia. Barrels and planks used for barricades.

My hill.

I post adds for land. The militia pick up and leave to become farmers. I fortify the hill with Rebecca Black Templars, who are fearsome enough that none of you dare approach the hill. I sit on my throne on the hill (wearing earmuffs)

My hill

I hire an army of deaf mercenaries to capture the hill. Then take your earmuffs and sit on the throne.

My hill with deaf mercenaries.

Well, if they're deaf, they certainly won't hear my hired Ork Commandos sneaking up on them and slitting their throats.
Maybe smell them, but too late.
My hill. With purple orks.

Whoa. Purple. I nab a lone merchant vessel and warp it in above the hill. I force the captain to vertical strike your hill. He slams the ship into the hill and kills your eyes fro extreme brightness. I paint your Orks white, then drop down some Dark Eldar covered in white powder. They dance on top of you.

My hill. And Ork Kommandos. And Dark Eldar.

The white powder turns out to be a very illegal substance, and your troops succumb to its effects until a rainstorm washes the powder away.
Too hung over to fight, they go home and leave you defenceless as relentless Squats seize the hill in the name of the Pumpkin.

I move my fleet into low orbit and unleash a devastating orbital bombardment with lances and weapons batteries. My hill.

I suck the hill into the warp and claim it forever in the name of the Chaos Gods. My hill.

Draigo, for some reason (CURSE YOU MATT WAAARRRD!!), finds the hill and flings it back into real space.
My Hill.

Draigo leaves for more Warp Dust.

In his absence, I build 40 billion Snow Golems and place them in guard towers.

My hill.

Summer comes, the snow golems melt. Then my enormous warband of Daemonettes comes and invades the hill, taking it over, and we all enjoy raunchy parties in the den I constructed on said hill.

My hill.

I weld metal plates over the den. You are trapped and suffocate to death from the combined body heat of you and your daemonettes.

My hill. I switch to Creative Mode and build a fortress of bedrock on the hill.

Fred Flintstone mistakes your bedrock for his hometown. Freds hill.

My fleet returns and initiates an orbital strike. My hill.

The Empire Strikes Back.
My hill.

I smash the tapes and DVDs. Still my hill.

The cops arrest you for vandalism. Your fleet is disbanded and forced to work in McDarrells for the rest of their lives.

I land on the hill and plant a industrial-sized Tank Tree. It grows tanks.

My hill.

Imperial and Inquisition override. My fleet is reformed and I bomb you to hell. My hill.

I pay the devil the souls of a thousand of your Imperials and have him place a convenient Warp Storm in your toilet as you crouch to take a dump.

I re-emerge from hell and take the hill.

My hill.

...for two seconds. As a hidden part of the deal, you are then banished to Foodcourtia for the rest of your years.
I drive my Leviathan Command Vehicle up...
My Hill.

I relieve you of command with the help of an Inquisitor who was conveniently passing by. My hill.

I was in disguise as the Inquisitor. I merrily kick you off the top of my hill. Then I roll your Leviathan down after just to make sure.

It was a decoy...the Sector Conclave declares you extremis diabolus and I bomb you from orbit. My hill.

Unit 01 turns up and tears apart your orbital strike cruiser with its bare hands. It lands on the hill and guards it. The hill is now protected by an enormous psychotic robot that isn't actually a robot piloted by a psychologically disturbed 14 year old boy.

My hill.

The chaos gods and the emperor all unite under my command to destroy your defences and claim the hill. My hill.

The Star Gods and the oldcrons come and kick your butts. My hill.

Waves of bargain hunting black friday shoppers swarm the hill. You are unprepared and overwhelmed. I rush in with discounted pumpkins and take back the hill.

Airstrike. My hill.

Sorry, the air force is striking today, so it doesn't work. As head of the armed forces who just got a pay rise out of it, My hill.

Doctor Octogonapus.

My hill.

Is a racist.

My Hill.

IMA CHARGING MA LAZOR!

My hill. I open a rift to the Dark Zone and the Gigashadow comes out and burrows around the hill.
And for those who don't know, the Gigashadow is basically a moon sized pillbug with freaky psychic-esque powers.
He also hates all of humanity, and will destroy all life if unchecked.
He's from Lexx.


And just for reference:


That little yellowish thing on the right next to the red line is the Lexx, a warship the size of a large city.

The Grinch looked around, an said here's what i'll do,
he stole the Gigashadow and stole the Lexx too.
Then triumphantly blowing who who on his trumpet,
he rode to the top of the hill to dump it.
Grinch's Hill

After feasting in Foodcourtia for nearly a whole day, I enslave and kill 50 random Inquisitors who just so happened to be nearby.
Then, after warming up and dropping my huge foody belly,
I shove the Grinch through a conveniently placed telly.
(my rhyming mode isn't functioning, need to update the software)

After that, I turn on the TV and throw it, and the Grinch, into a small pond.

My hill.

Now I sing this stupid song
Sing it while I run along
Why I sing it I don't know
I can't make the words rhyme properly

My hill.

This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
This is the song that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...

My hill

I don't usually like to rhyme,
except for when I have some time,
But In this, I will be joining,
But like I said, I don't like rhyming,
I'll rhyme for once, that I will,
If as a result I get the hill.

My hill.

I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves...

My hill.

I know something else that gets on everybody's nerves. You wanna know what it is? Nerve Gas!

My hill.

Nerve gas? I trump that with Matt Ward. My hill.

Black Rock Shooter blasts Matt Ward into the air with her cannon and cleaves him in two with her Katana in the most awesome fashion possible. Everybody loves her and she guards the hill.

My hill.

Grinch awoke with a jolt, and arose quite abrupt, er;
Decio hadn't planned on ground fault interruptor.
He snuck back up the hill,
wary of the katana,
and sent her down tumbling
on a peel of banana.
Grinch's hill

Lolwut. (are you referring to the Black Rock Shooter or me when you say 'sent HER down tumbling?) I'm a guy.

I shoot the Grinch in the face with a bolt pistol and dare everyone else to rhyme some more. I also stroll over to snurl's abode and teleport it into the side of the hill. Then, i tie him to a flagpole for a few hours before feeding him delicious spaghetti.

My hill.

(Black rock shooter of course. You have no katana. Yet)

I see you still
You wanna fight, ya wanna muddle?
Wanna take my hill?
First I'll give a squiggy cuddle

With arms wide open
Atop the Squig's hill
Welcome to my hill, I'll show you everything
With arms wide open (so I can hug you)

We're no strangers to hugs
You know the rules, they're not that big
But if you don't, I'll get you with my thugs
I'm sure you'd get this from any other squig

Now, listen up hill, I'm...
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(albeit I might sell you into slavery)

My hill, if the point isn't clear.

KHORNE IS ANGERED BY YOUR CONTINUOUS RHYMING!
He sends his almighty champion, Brian Blessed, to set things right.

Brien Blessed's hill.

I flood the hill with Ebola infested fluids. And since I'm immune to that stuff...

My hill.

Yoko shoots you from a distance, and just to be sure, Gurren Lagann turns up and pulverises you with the "THAT'S MY HILL YOU BASTARD STOMP!!!!".

My hill. Well, what's left of it anyway.

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
KHORNE IS ANGERED BY YOUR CONTINUOUS RHYMING!
He sends his almighty champion, Brian Blessed, to set things right.

Brien Blessed's hill.

If khorne is so angry at all of this rhyming,
he should get ready for this hill I'm climbing,
and once I have reached the apex of this hill,
a challenge I'll issue for a test of skill,
and only once he has bested me with rhyme,
shall he win this hill and have victory bells chime.
This whole complex scheme is of tzeench's will,
For now I shall state in loud voice, "My hill!"

I do not want to take this hill,
do not want to, but I will.
I will not bomb it with a plane,
I will not creep up in the rain.
I will not sneak up like a fox,
I will not use an armored box.
I will creep through the razor wire,
I will supress with bolter fire.
When I tire of these Suess charades,
I'll spam you off with Krak Grenades.
I do not want to take this hill,
But I'm on top, so I guess I will.
My hill.

Mr. Seuss is not happy. He returns from the grave and beats you over the head with an orphan.
My Hill.

I run you over in my Land Raider Requiem. My band of hooded Chaplains and priests surround the LR and

is performed using the LR's special loudspeakers and beacons.

My hill. This is gonna be epic.

My Hill.

The World Eaters have "a quiet word" with your Noise Marines.
My Hill with Khorne Berzerkers.

Mwahahaha! A dozen Drop Pods smash into the Land Radier wreck and Knight-rank assault marines pour out. For some reason, they love moving in L-shapes.

They realize that their level of violence is as awesome as the World Eaters. But the Knights have jet packs. So they jump and smash down into each World Eater until the lure is ready. A monstrous Slaaneshi daemon is warped in courtesy of a Daemonhunter. Everyone dies.

So a final Drop Pod hits the dust. Out comes a Rook-level Captain.

My hill.

Orbital Strike. My hill.

A mob of Pawns infiltrate your command room and morph into Queen-level Dreadnoughts. Check.

My hill.

I somehow escape to another vessel and open up with all weapon batteries and lances. My hill.

Vortex Missile Launcher - You and your entire fleet are sucked into the maw of the warp. My Hill.

I get a good roll on my leadership test and appear in a perfect place to bombard you with Torpedoes. My hill.

My Crusade Fleet arrives to play Galactic Chess. They fire Drop Pods full of explosives through your fleet. A Rook-level Devastator has LOS to you. Check.

Game hill.

But wait, what was that pawn doing there...
and then it dawns on you that in this Galactic chess match, your opponent, who was secretly Creed, removes the Rook and replaces it with his Knight-Assault marine, placing you in checkmate.
As you see all of this, a single scream pierces the heavens, the very warp itself.
"CRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!"
Mine and Creed's Hill.

I pull a string from the ceiling and you both fall down a trap door into a pool full of sharks. My hill.

I destroy your hill with the power of cute (courtesy of Squid Girl, Hatsune Miku, Haruhi Suyuzima and the entire cast of Lucky Star) and build my own hill out of marshmallows and rainbows. I then live happily ever after with my legions of adorable anime characters, and the sheer levels of weabooness and cuteness repulse any invaders.

My hill.

The taint of chaos arrives, and perverts the cuteness in horrible, horrible ways.

Slaanesh's hill.

I open multiple portals and bring in mecha from several anime (every Gundam series, Escaflowne, Macross, Gurren Lagann, and even Evangelion) series. After destroying the tainted hill, we make our own hill of manly awesome.

Rayne, Caleb, Duke Nukem, Boba Fett, Mal Reynolds, Kai, Hellboy, Deadpool, Sheogorath, the Darkness and Ash J Williams also settle on the hill.

The universe couldn't handle the sheer combined awesomeness of their presence along with the anime, and implodes out of sheer awe.

No Hill (or anything, for that matter)

BEST DOOMSDAY EVER!!!!

The Emperor makes a new hill and gives it to me. My hill

Lazy

Mork (or was it Gork?) takes the hill and gives it to me.
My hill

I launch an exterminatus campaign and retake the hill. My hill.

Your exterminatus has vaporized said hill. Its atoms are pulled into the warp where my skaven rebuild it out of warpstone. My hill.

A bigger, meaner, clan of skaven led by a grey seer take the hill and enslave any survivors. The council of thirteen is pleased.
Rats hill.

My Haemonculi steal your Rat Ogres and brood mothers to make Grotesques. They have unicorn horns. After killing the Grey Seer with a Mandrake group, I drop mobs of Wracks and Grotesques to kill the Skaven. They DIE.

My hill.

Warpstoneblastzone. The hill is now made of the stuff of Skaven. Skaven hill.

Violent and forceful purge by a conveniently misplaced Deathwatch squad.

They are hidden away so I can muster my Renaissance Marines. Super flamboyance goes down well with the Eldar and Necrons both, so my Gentlecron Club and Fabulous Hat Haemonculi Coven show up too.

My Hill of the well-mannered and well-dressed

GIIIIIIIGAAAAA-DRIIIIIIIIILL-BREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAA!

My hill.

Spiral Nemesis. No one's hill.

Haruhi builds a new hill out of cardboard with her scissors. Everyone is invited.

Everybody's hill!

Haruhi gets a kiss from that guy (don't know the male protagonist's name - I don't watch The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya ) resulting in pure AWESOME that destroys the hill - again. No one's hill.

I build a new hill from 100,000,000 pounds of Green Stuff.

An Activated Blackstone destroys the hill, and the planet its on. No one's hill.

The blackstone fortress is now the hill. Abbadon's hill.

I trick Abaddon into running off with the Planet Killer by spreading rumors that Fabius Bile has made another clone of Horus. While he's gone, I board and capture the Activated Blackstone. My hill.

Through Eldrad's Trickery, my Eldar forces whisk away the Blackstone Fortress and hide it in the depths of the Webway.
My Hill.

The Constructicons combine to form Devastator and the Combaticons combine to form Bruticus. They obliterate the opposition.

The Decepticon's hill.

A few Rust Monsters later and the hill is mine again.

Cillit Bang Man.

My hill.

100 police officers disarm him in a 19-hour siege.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/police-in-19-hour-stand-off-with-man-armed-882644

My hill.

My fleet deploys Space Marine reinforcements via Thunderhawks and reclaim the hill. My hill.

Tzeentch Claims hill. The hill is now a hallucination, a figment of your imagination.

Cool. Like the Orks, however, whatever we believe is made a reality. Tzeentch is banished to the Warp and the hill is made real. I send a group of ODST's and Deathwatch space marines to claim it.

My hill.

The 4chan Party Van comes and takes them away. An army of adorable Catgirls arrives and takes over the hill.

My hill. Nya!

Catgirls love to ride the pumpkins.
My hill.

Hmmmm pumpkin pie.

My hill.

Suddenly...DAEMITES!
Enozone gets infested by one, and becomes the leader of the Daemites.

Daemites' hill.

Then you realise that the hill is in Australia.

What is the number one reason for a day off work in Australia?

POSSUM ATTACK! POSSUM ATTACK!

Possum's hill.

Possums versus Daemites : The Epic showdown.
....
Possums win. They are too small to be infested by daemites

Technically, it's still my hill.

The time disturbance created by the comments being out of sync rips a whole in the fabric of space and time.

Dinosaurs, dinosaurs everywhere.

Since the hill is in Australia, Huntsmen spiders make a quick meal of the dinosaurs.
Huntsmans Hill.

Ogryns with oversized RAID cannons.

My hill.

Time space continuum is torn into a thousand fragments.

Hills; Me, myself, and quarks.

A toddler tapes it together. She colors you with crayons, but you are paralyzed because your shards arent laid out correctly. Your outline forms that of an obese penguin. With ears for feet.

I send the toddler back to her parents with a Babies R Us giftcard.

My hill.

I peck out your eyes with my crayon beak. You cry beneath splashing arcs of crimson.

My bloody hill.

Since penguins cant resist a good dance number, I play catchy music and make you dance over the summit and go tumbling off the cliff on the other side.
My hill.

You annoy the Lady of Pain, and she Mazes you (Planescape players will get this).

Her Hill.

Come on, try to over throw her, I dare you, I double dare you!

Ok - the heroes of Dragon Ball Z arrive and kick her butt. My hill.

The Lady of Pain comes back from her butt kicking, and boy, is she pissed!
She instantly gibs all of the DBZ characters at once (she can do that. Seriously, she is the most OP creature in D&D. The only defense from her is to run away and hope she loses interest in you)
She then puts the hill in a pocket dimension.

Skeletor, Megatron, Cy-kill, Darkstorm, Teddy Ruxspin, The Gummy Bears, MLP, Raggy Dolls and the poddington peas arrive.

80's Hill.

The Emperor of Mankind, the Powers of Chaos, the Tyranid Hive Mind, the Eldar Gods, Gork and Mork, the C'tan Star Gods (3rd Edition) team-up and claim the Hill for the 40k universe. 40k's hill.

Unit 01, a GN Archer, Black Rock Shooter, Haruhi Suzumiya, Squid Girl, Sailor Saturn, Goku, Luffy, the entirety of Oorai Girl's Academy and their tanks, Mega Man, Sakura Hinamoto and a swarm of Ohmu arrive.

Anime's hill.

General Zod lands on the hill, and everyone KNEEEEEEELS before him.
Zod's hill.

Chuck Norris takes the hill.
Any questions?
Chucks Hill.

Yeah, Bruce Lee kicks his ass and gives it to to the land of Kung Fu.

Kung Fu hill.

Aimbot Marines no-spoce him and scream gleefully into their headsets. Then, the tactical nuke happened.

Welcome to Nuketown 2025 w/ zombies.

I retake it with HAZMAT soldiers.

HAZMAT hill.

My computer is broken, so a rift in the fabric of the internet opens up and consumes the hill.

My hill.

Anonhill.

Anon.

I bury you there.
Cemetary Hill

The 1st Minnesota Volunteer Infantry reprises their role from the civil war and kicks you off Cemetery Hill.

1st Minnesota's hill

Old Man Winter pile drives Minnesota at Tower.

Old Man Winter's hill.

The Grim Reaper kills all life in the area.


Silent Hill.

Pyramid Head starts sharpening his blade
Noisy hill.

Planet Killer is activated.

Fire Hill.

Hurricane Sandy hits
Wet hill

The Adeptus Mechanicus arrives.

City Upon a Hill.

A Necron Monolith emerges.
Pointy hill.

Tzeentch blasts the hill into oblivion.

Insurmountable Hill.

A little girl with a dog finds the hill, leaving Tzeentch dumbfounded. The little girl's hill.

She grows up and has a nice family. The countless generations build many great things.

Innovation's Hill

The generations abruptly end when one becomes a baker.

Yeasty hill.

Fungicide is dropped from the air by a Starhawk Bomber. My hill.

Bane is flying the plane and uses one of his lackies to nosedive into the hill.

My hill.

I de-orbit an enemy orbital dock and send plummeting towards the hill. My hill.

Tyranids realign an entire system to cause an entire asteroid belt to come crashing into the hill.

My Hill.

The Asteroids were full of bugs from the bug planet.
The Mobile Infantry are quickly deployed to eliminate the threat.

Would You Like To Know More?

Starship Troopers Hill

The prow weapons battery of my flagship are replaced with an armageddon weapon, before launching an exterminatus on the entire planet. No hill.

Surface earthquakes triggered by the explosions create a Brand New Hill.
Cherry Hill

I escort eight Imperial Guard transports to orbit, after which they land and secure the hill. Imperial hill.

Daemonettes arrive, hump the Guardsmen to a highly pleasant death and then hump the hill.

Daemonette's hill.

I attack the hill wielding a nemesis force weapon and storm bolter.

My hill.

The Galactic Space Police arrest you.

Police-Cordoned Hill

My dead body becomes part of mother earth.

I AM the HIIIILLL.

Exterminatus. No hill.

Several people who want to hurt each other chase around in circles while happy music plays.
Benny Hill

Justin Bieber starts singing nearby and kills them all from sheer SUCK. He then claims the hill, only to find a nuke on top with a note saying 'Hi!' The nuke then explodes - no hill.

Justin Beiber's ashes form a tiny hill, for ants.
The ant's hill.

It gets the boot. A really, really big Texas boot. The Texan's hill (well, dirt, actually ).

A freak tornado dumps a load of dirt on the Texan.
The Texan's hill

40 million peope invade the hill. There isn't enough food to go round. They face starvation and begin grinding each other into paste for food.

Soylent Hill.

I see what you did there.

A pack of splitdogs settle on the hill, and begin to eat the soylent green.
Splitdog hill.

The splitdogs discover that they aren't on the hill - their minds are in an illusory reality while genetically engineered life forms suck out their brains with a straw.

Red Dwarfs hill.

PredaKhaine wrote:
The splitdogs discover that they aren't on the hill - their minds are in an illusory reality while genetically engineered life forms suck out their brains with a straw.

Red Dwarfs hill.

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A robot lands on the hill, and the psirens can do nothing to it.
The robot's hill.

A pan dimensional liquid beast from the mogadon cluster lands on the island.

Pan dimensional liquid beast from the mogadon cluster's hill.

A Daemon Prince forges a Transdimensional Eraser and erases the liquid.

He is usurped by a perfectly normal man and his perfectly normal sandwich.

Normal man's hill.

Normal man is driven insane by all the restless spirits left over from all the carnage this place has seen.
Lunatic Hill

Lunatics, you say? The already insane man is driven even more insane upon learning of Nyarlathothep arriving at the hill, and he skeddadles.
An Eldrith Abomination's Hill.

Draigo arrives and kicks Nyalatothep's ass, before handing the hill over to the Inquisition.

The Imperium's hill.

The bureaucracy of the great Imperium buries the hill in paperwork.

Lost hill.

John Locke finds the hill.
Still Lost Hill.

perfectly normal sandwich is still on the hill.

So perfectly normal sandwich's hill.

PredaKhaine wrote:
perfectly normal sandwich is still on the hill.

So perfectly normal sandwich's hill.

The heavy finds the sandwich, and noms it.
Heavy's hill.

Spy knife's heavy.

Spy Hill.

Infiltrated from below.
Mole Hill

Infiltrated from within.

Possessed Hill.

My Witch Doctor exorcises the hill, and leashes its spirit to his control.
My Hill.

With the blood and thunder of the Imperial Guard, the glorious revolution of the people crush all resistance on the hill and the atheist priests purify it.

All enemies of the Union shall burn... Hill..

Burning enemies of the Union attack and overrun the hill in a fit of rage. Then they cool off.
Smouldering hill

It snows on the hill and a robin lands on a holly bush.
Christmas Cards hill

Pyro melts the snow and cooks/eats the robin.

Pryo's hill.

Wow, 4 whole pages past without me...
My hill.

And four more shall pass without you.

My hill.

And I ride with my bear cavalry to retake...
My Hill.

Your Bears get hungry and eat you. Then they take a nap.
Hibernation Hill

SPARTA!

A loud and rude awakening by the best of the best of the Ancient Times.

The hill is inverted.

Spartan Canyon.

The Immortals charge in.
Then the Elephants.
Oops.
Still Spartan

Evil demonish ninja's and a huge mutant charge in.

STILL Spartan...

Nurgle's presence gives the spartans explosive diarrhea

Disgusting hill.

They use this to their advantage. They coat their spears and swords with crap and infect all the Persians with poo.


Creative Spartans!

How can they? All the Spartans are exploded!
Anyway, the Persians explode into clouds of fecal matter as well.
Extra Disgusting hill.

Nurglings come out of the Fecal matter Nurgles hill

Hill drive's over the nurglings
Damon's hill.

The demons are unstable and disappear with a loud pop as the Pope ascends the hill.
Holy Hill

The hill escapes!

Wild Hill.

The Hill is Alive! With the sound of music!
The Von Trapp Family Hill.

OBJECTION!

Phoenix Wright's Hill.

SUSTAINED.
No further questions.
The Defense's Hill.

A mysterious squig appears, squiggs hill

Zombies eat the squig.
Dead Man's Hill.

Squiggs get angry, a huge force of squiggs overwhelm the zombies. squiggs hill once more

As the squigs digest the rotten zombies, Their combined flatulence creates a toxic atmosphere from which none can survive.
Barren Hill.

Necrons appear. Necron Hill.

I pull the plug. My hill.

I play you at chess and win. My hill.

Kasparov arrives. After a long long match,
Red Hill.

A mob of exceedingly stupid people lynch him harmlessly for being educated in dark magic.

Stupid Hill.

The light of truth shines on the hill, illuminating the darkness and banishing ignorance.
Zen Hill.

And then, the Ecclesiarchy. And a flamer.

Violent purge!

Scorched hill.

Mother Nature plants seeds on the hill, which grow into a beautiful garden.
Nature's Hill. As was intended.

The hill is torched, then used to stage a fight club.

Violent Hill

the fight club eventually turns into a spot for female mud wrestling

Kinky hill

I use Kyouka Suigetsu and set you all fighting amongst yourselves, and then kill you all while you're fighting amongst yourselves. My hill.

We arise from the dead and tear you to bits in a blood-drenched orgy of carnage.
Horrible Hill

We go on a quest to bring back our life.

We return. Alive.

Victorious Hill.

We tell no one, it is a secret.
Victoria's Secret Hill

I tell everyone where it is.

Victoria's not so secret hill.

Paradise Lost.
You are shot.
Then shot again.
Double Shot Hill.

Stumbling over ourselves. Hilll istt DRuNNk.

A policeman arrests the rest of you for being drunk, as I am not of age to drink.

Awkward Hill.

Awkward turtles descend from the sky and claim it.
Awkward turtle hill.

I descend upon the turtle earning 100pts, and grab the flag, 1up! The Hill is now mine!

After you leave for the next level, your game is scrambled. You respawn in a game of Black Ops 2, for real, played by 12-year old brats.

We quietly reclaim the hill in your absence

Hushed Hill

I leave 101 brass bands on the hill.

Horribly annoying Hill.

Drop da bomb! My hill.

Da bomb bounces back, fragging you.

Giblet Hill

I pick up all the giblets, roll them in my own special flavourings and sell them to passers by.

KFC hill.

My corporation buys out your KFC, and you go live in a mansion. My Hill now.

Corporate Hill

The Corporation makes bad decisons and loses all of its money in a flurry of bad investments and lawsuits. The hill is auctioned off to McDonalds.
Hamburger Hill

After a few centuries, all that is left is wildlife on the hill.

The horses in particular are adapting and natural selecting better....

Breed's Hill.

Super-evolved cockroaches take over. Their hill.

The Imperium discover this world, and blow up the cockroaches, and the hill. Later rebuilding the hill by burying all the bugs under it.

Imperial (aka Bugmens) Hill.

The bugs are driven out from below by giant ants.
Ant Hill

A load of midgets in a car drive up and chase the giant ants away.

Ant Hill Mobs Hill

Beat you to death with a dead cat.

My hill.

Beat you to death with a dead hill.

My cat.

er...what?

I have a can of tuna!
My kitty now :3

The kitty paws at your head before the laser dot is replaced by a bullet, you're dead.

My Kitty.

An old lady takes the kitty home to her other 57 cats.
Empty Hill.

A Squig wanders onto the hil. Squig Hill!

The squig is actually a giant Jack 'O Lantern.
My hill.

You're Jack-O-Lantern is out of season, and rots. I plant a Christmas Tree topped with an angel of me giving the finger.

My Hill.

The tree is quite dry and flammable. One tiny spark from the dying Jack 'O Lantern's candle and Whoosh!
Bright flames that can be seen for miles.
Beacon Hill.

I'm hungry, so I steal your E.

Bacon Hill.

The name Bacon hill attracts so many other hungry people from around the world. Seeing as the hill isn't made of bacon, they get pissed and a lot of overweight people die on the hill.

Heart Attack Hill

Squid Girl uses her tentacles to throw the overweight bloated corpses off the hill. She then sits down and eats tempura. She is so adorable that nobody wants to move her.

Squid Girl's hill. De geso.

Squid Girl is abducted by the staff of a Japanese restaurant. She is featured on the menu.
Sushi Hill.

Sushi Restaurant gets sued after someone eats some bad squid girl. The place gets foreclosed on.

Foreclosed Hill.

Squid Girl is pissed about having her leg turned into sushi. She grows it back and kicks the living daylights out of everybody on the hill, then goes home.

Then Samus Aran appears. Her hill.

Bono, Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Wet Wet Wet and Michael Buble arrive on the hill to perform a benifit concert in aid of all those lost on the hill. They begin to perform. The hill is then lost on purpose.

Ignored Hill.

Megatron arrives and blasts the hill and its occupants to pieces.

No hill.

Overlord arrives and challenges megatron, while the constucticons rebuild the hill.

CyberHill.

The Protectobots combine into Defensor and drive off the Decepticons.

Autobot's hill.

EMP bomb. My hill.

The decepticon pretenders arrive - being immune to emp they take up residence.

man/monsters hill.

Nanomachine missile. My hill.

Stupidweaponijustpulledoutofmyass missile.

My hill.

My arse.

My hill.

Chuck Norris puts a boot up it and claims the hill. Chuck's hill

Chuck moves on to greater things.
The devasteted hill is lonely, dusty, and there are terrible winds

Howling Hill

Adeptus Mechanicus enviro-control units deployed. My hill.

I sculpt the hill into a face with a massive chin.

Jimmy('s) Hill

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" I vandalize the face with dynamite. My hill.

Unfortunatly, no amount of dynamite can remove Jimmy's chin. It's just too powerful - it begins sucking other objects in by exerting it's own gravitational force.

Black Hole Hill

By compressing enough anti-matter, I create an anti-black hole and throw it at the chin. Unfortunately, the resulting implosion/explosion destroys the hill as well. No hill.

I make a new hill in a peaceful welsh village, near the shops with good access to a post office and a nice view.

My Hill.

Hatsune Miku moves into a little house on the hill. Everyone lives happily ever after and the little Welsh village gets a large amount of tourist income.

Tuneful hill.

NO. A squadron of Hater Baneblades runs over the whole village. The obligatory Prince Charming fellow who appears is strangled to death by a three-armed Berzerker.

The tourists are thrown into the nearest ice cream store.

Not-Peaceful Anymore.

Wrathful Hill.

All the wrath attracts Khan.
Khan's Hill

This blasts Khan off the hill. Kirk's hill.

^ What was that about?

Columbus shoves a Spanish flag into Kirk.

Rap Battle Hill.

KHAAAAAAN!

Once Kirk calm's down, he begins to rap battle...through the medium of the spoken word. By the time he gets halfway through 'Common People' everyone has left.

Unpopular Hill, next to a more popular/less shatner'd neighbouring hill

Hatsune Miku rises from the rubble and begins to sing the Ievan Polkka. The hill comes alive with the sound of music. Kirk is silenced and the invaders are repelled. Peace is restored through the power of cuteness.

Adorable (living) hill.