Some bystander points out that your Ganmen is a giant oversized face with stubby little legs and arms. Everybody laughs and your Ganmen sadly trudges away. Hatsune Miku tries to make him feel better by singing the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann theme, but even her dulcet tones cannot recover him from his depression. His Spiral Energy levels plummet and the whole thing just stops working.
Initialize BABYLON Protocol...the hill becomes a semi-real, semi-virtual realm where the line between reality and the cyber world becomes blurred. Cyberpunk hill.
The Nerdy virus is eaten to death by a real dinosaur, a Commadore64. Wild 386s stalk the forests and 5" floppys lurk in the lowlands. The sound of Jazz discs fills the air.
Tech Boneyard Hill
Chaos Noise Marines pop out of the hell hole on the hill, and proceed to play some 'eavy Metal with their noise guns! Silence is broken, hell is raised, heads are banged.
Suddenly, a war between the noble militia forces and the German-Russian folks to the east. The windmill is damaged and the protagonist is drawn into the war.
Just as the store is closing, the redshirt gets his head caught in the door and dies due to a freak accident involving a trapped head, an irate llama and some sort of oil monster.
Spock realises the life expectancy of redshirts severly hampers his plans of getting one to hold this hill. Logically, he decides to give it to someone good at holding onto ground. Then Brian Blessed shout's 'dive' and he just hands it straight over anyway.
Brians last words were "Hawkmen, DIVE!".
Deadpool laughs and starts shooting them, but they eventually manage to grab him, stick him in a rocket and blast him into space.
Then someone points out the hawkmen have some of the worst wardrobe design ever and they leave in a huff.
Night falls.
Samuel Jackson crashes a plane nearby because he heard someone yell Dive, and then walks up to the hill. He proceeds to shout "I'm sick of these mother fething Godzillas on my mother fething hill!", and pulls out his lightsaber.
Random worker comes out and shakes his head. " Another hill gone." He then talks into his vox, and an hour later a new hill is delivered from Hills 'R Us.
The snowman wanders over to the hill and plays 'we're walking in the air' incessantly until everyone orders a new hill from hill's are us and goes over to that one.
Leaving the snowman alone on the hill.
Sun comes out.
Slaanesh marines appear , accompanied with a converted Land Speeder Vengeance. Now, above the DJ is not a plasma battery but an enormous Dubstep-Girly pop ghetto blaster of perverted doom.
The skull throne is extremly disgusted and disturbed at the sight of the evil thing. As soon as the music starts, the throne disappears and Khorne runs away, screaming "My eyes! In my own name, they bleed! Oh the irony, the bitter sweet irony!"
Slaaneshs hill.
The Death Note spontaneously combusts from the sheer level of awesome that Norio's name alone contains. Norio is unharmed and shouts Raito to death. Just to be sure, he Gig Drill Breaker's him too.
I walk up to the hill and whisper into the vikings ears *Beer, over there* while pointing to germany. They run off.
I hold a Jarate in my hand and defend the mountain.
Snipers hill, mate!
Voldemort arrives. So do the ordo malleus - technically, he's risen from the dead and is no longer human. They burn him next to Harry.
Ordo Malleus Hill.
Suddenly the Herb garden is rent with explosions and the air is peirced with the sound of incoming artillery shells. When the air clears a single figure advances up supported by an entire panzer and artillery regiment. Enter MOO. My hill
I go get Hitler and stand him near Captain Planet, sapping his strength.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i__ztikjTok Then I bash Captain Planet over the head with a hammer before he can get away, knocking him dead. I keep Hitler on the hill and fortify it with a bazillion neo-nazis who're willing to selflessly sacrifice themselves to defend the hill, leaving myself and my pet squigs to have a pajama party in my house on the hill.
CuddlySquig wrote: I go get Hitler and stand him near Captain Planet, sapping his strength.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i__ztikjTok Then I bash Captain Planet over the head with a hammer before he can get away, knocking him dead. I keep Hitler on the hill and fortify it with a bazillion neo-nazis who're willing to selflessly sacrifice themselves to defend the hill, leaving myself and my pet squigs to have a pajama party in my house on the hill.
My hill.
Wow. Just wow. I didn't think it was possible for that cartoon to get any worse.
I hire a Ork WAAAGH to crash land their Roks onto the planet to wipe out your creatures. Now I have to figure out what to send next to wipe out the orks...
Sheldon calls for a vote for who keeps the hill. Since you do not live with him and is not part of the roommate agreement. You are not counted. He wins the vote 1-0. You leave the hill disgruntled. Sheldon's hill.
Just as planned.Tzeentch reveals a scheme of his. I was Kharn and Kharn was me. This means I have kicked Kharns teeth and took the hill from him.
Its now my hill.
Just as expected. Tzeentch unfolds scheme number two to protect me. He or maybe me, who know, burst/s out of YOUR Screen and Punch you through the warp.
Empty hill as I am not present.
I grab Tzeentch (or you) by his (or your) scrawny feathery neck, and squeeze hard. I then hurl him (or you) back through the screen into the warp, and send him (or you) an invoice for the damaged computer screen.
I march over to your house, slam your face into the keyboard 17 times and shove the mouse down your throat. I also take your computer, sell it, and buy the Soul of Chogokin SPEC Evangelions I've been watching on eBay with the money. I then throw your bruised body into a cement mixer filled with a mixture of cement and sewage, leave it spinning overnight, then blow it up. I then completely excavate the hill, put the remains of the cement mixer and what scraps of your body remain in the pit left by the hill, then bury you under the hill, which I bury underneath an even bigger hill. NERV then relocates to the hill, and builds their headquarters on top of the hill. The hill is now guarded by several monstrously large cyborgs piloted by mentally unstable animated teenagers. I also get promoted to commander of NERV, with Gendo demoted to head of human resources. I then let Lilith down from the cross and let her sit on the original hill, which is buried uner the new hill and NERV headquarters.
If you want the hill back, you're going to have to somehow reform yourself, dig through layer upon layer of soil and rubble, shift Lilith's enormous white blubbery arse, fight your way past all 3 Evangelion units, dig your way through another layer of soil and rubble, and somehow escape an impregnable fortress.
Excellent! By destryoing my Body you revealed my nature as a daemon in a host. I escaped in the warp. I mobilize an army of tzeentchian bird daemons.
We manage to posses all of you. We warp the bodies and the machines.
And guess what! It happens that you are my new host! Imagine the fun we will have!
My mech-daemon-matt-ward monstrosity army's hill.
Unfortunately, you are a Daemon of absolutely nothing in particular. You mutate everything you touch into what it already was. Basically you do absolutely nothing.
And if by host you mean I hit you with a sledgehammer then yes, I'm your host.
And trust me, you wouldn't want to possess the cast of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Way too depressing.
Everyone gets bored of you and just ignores you. You can have the hill, but everybody has moved somewhere more interesting. You are utterly alone.
The Bastard gets his whole potential lineage blown out of him as my MinuteMen unleash a deathly volley into his producer entity. Not my hill, I am too far away right now. I Am waiting for another fool to come into range.
William the Conquerer gets rid of Beverly and gets some Tories to lynch Da Kommizzar's minutemen in the king's name before they shoot again. William the Conquerer sits back down on the hill and the Tories bow to their king.
Guess who?
I spray your ents with weedkiller and I work on performing necromancy on my minutemen and all the other casualties
to form a great undead army that claims the hill.
They make lots more hills so no one can find the original hill.
They put witches on every hill.
not even the witches can tell which witches hill is which?
Due to vatican upheaval and budget cuts the Spanish Inquisition is unfunded and disbanded.
Meanwhile Snurl's pumpkin vines envelop the hill.
The hill of Snurl the relentless.
Cuddlysquig gets stuck in Smaugs throat due to a very pointy hat. He smashes out of Smaugs gullet and bludgeons Smaug to death with his own vocal chords.
I re-make the hill using acme hill regrowing powder.
I put some birdseed on the top, with a massive mouse trap next to it.
The mouse trap goes off, catching me.
In popular cultureWilliam S. Burroughs wrote about the candiru in his 1959 novel Naked Lunch, describing it as "a small eel-like fish or worm about one-quarter inch through and two inches long patronizing certain rivers of ill repute in the Greater Amazon Basin, will dart up your *expletive deleted*, and hold himself there by sharp spines with precisely what motives is not known since no one has stepped forward to observe the candiru's life-cycle in situ."[22] Burroughs also mentioned it in The Yage Letters: "At that time I was stationed at the remote jungle outpost of Candiru, so named from a tiny eel like fish that infests the rivers of that area. This vicious fish introduces itself into the most intimate parts of the human body, maintaining itself there by poisonous barbs while it feeds on the soft membranes".[23]
In the 1992 film, Medicine Man, Dr. Robert Campbell (Sean Connery) warns Dr. Ray Crane (Lorraine Bracco) about the threat of encountering the candiru in the Amazon when swimming without underwear.
In the 1993 movie Gunmen, the protagonist, Dani Servigo (Christopher Lambert), refuses to wade an apparently candiru-infested creek located in a fictional South American country, lest they swim up his penis.
In Season 3 Episode 21 of Grey's Anatomy, an important patient was found with a Candiru fish in his urinary tract.
In Season 1 Episode 9 of The Venture Brothers, Dr. Venture, his sons, and their bodyguard are tied up over the Amazon by archvillain The Monarch, who gleefully describes what "the dreaded candiru" will do to their penises. Dr. Venture calls him on it, claiming it's just a myth.
The candiru is also featured in 1000 Ways to Die #608, "Catch and Decease", which aired on September 14, 2010.
In the movie Anaconda, released in 1997, the character played by Eric Stoltz, mentions his fear of the Candiru. Specifically, he mentions the catfish's ability to climb up a human's urethra.
While you're throwing up your fish dinner, My hill.
After a while, Saxton gets bored by the hippies and smashes them to pulp. As soon as he revealy that he was aware of you the whole time (Ofcourse he was, he's Saxton Hale) he proceeds to smash you with said hippie pulp to pulpous pulp.
A rabbit disguised as a sexy female roadrunner lures it away. Meanwhile the hill is covered with traps and explosive mines courtesy of the ACME company.
Open hill, if you dare.
I send in a coyote. He sets up another few traps from the acme corporation and the last one he sets goes off prematurely. then he wanders/staggers/is blown blithely round the hill, relentlessly setting off every single trap in one massive clusterfeth of pain.
I talk him into taking his traps back and asking for a refund. He wilts and is given store credit (only redeemable for more acme traps)
The Great Baker comes and turns the Great Pumpkin into a Great Pumpkin Pie, then the Pilgrims rise from their graves and become zombies to have Thanksgiving II
