The hill breaks it's house arrest.

Fugitive hill.

The fugitive hill is on the lam.

Hidden Hill.

You police are searching for the hill.

Hunted hill.

The Hill makes a stand.

Defiant Hill.

The nematodes eat the hill.

Eaten hill.

None of the Nemotodes can keep the hill down.

Inedible hill.

The hill becomes a parking lot.

Parked hill.

A shopping mall is built to attract the car parkers.

Wal-Mart hill.

The hill is made of money.

Expensive hill.

All of the money rapidly loses value and becomes useless.

Hyperinflation hill.

The hill becomes chocolate.

Chocolatey hill.

The hill is topped with whipped cream and a cherry.

Sundae Hill.

Hills make bad sundaes.

Disgusting hill.

The hill is baked into bread.

Wheat hill

The bread hill gets mouldy.

Fuzzy Hill

The hill becomes fluffy.

Fluffy hill.

The hill is so fluffy it kills people.

Despicable hill.

The hill becomes a home for cats.

Cat hill.

The cats cough up a......

Hairball Hill

The hill smells bad.

Reeking hill

The hill sprays some air freshener around to mask the smell.

Frebreeze hill.

Lysol makes it smell even better.

Lysol hill

The hill is disinfected.

Germ-Free Hill

The hill asexually reproduces.

There are now 2 hills.

Cloned hill.

The two hills become one.

One hill.
(to rule them all)

The hill grows to become a...

Bigass hill

The hill then shrinks.

the incredible shrinking hill.

A truck driver fights an ancient Asian prince on the hill.

Big trouble in little hill.

The hill kicks you off and says "no double posting"

Angry hill

The angry hill goes to anger management classes.

Serene Hill

The hill learns nothing from those classes.

Insane hill

The insane hill gets it's act together.

Much better Hill, now.

The hill goes into hiding.

Hidey hill

The hill gets found out.

Exposed hill.

The exposed hill is well lit.


Sunny Hill.

The hill grows to the size of Mt. Everest.

High hill

The high hill is pointy.

Pinnacle Hill.

The point gets worn down.

Blunt hill.

The blunt hill is....


Dull Hill

The hill shrinks again.

The incredible shrinking hill

The small hill is used for......

Miniature Wargame Terrain Hill

The hill goes to hell.

Bad hill

Bad hill is burning.

Fiery Hill.

The flyin' flamin' hill gets put out.

Smoking hill

The smoking hill dresses up and looks adorable.

Aww hill.

The hill bulks up.

Bulky hill

Bulky hill now looks like....

Bumpy Hill

The bumpy hill becomes smooth and round.

Normal hill

The normal hill opens its mouth.

Yawning Cavern

The hill lights up so bright, you can't see 2 feet in front of you.

Bright hill

Everyone puts on sunglasses to block out some of the light.

Hill that has to deal with it.

The hill burns out.

Dark hill

The dark hill makes a........

Shadow Hill

The shadow Hill is a...

Haunted hill.

The haunted hill is.......

Mine at Last! Bwa Ha Ha Ha.

The haunted hill scares you away.

Scaredy-hill

Chuck isn't scared.

Terrifying yet terrified hill.

The not-scared hill becomes.....

Brave New Hill

The NYT writes about how they think the hill is just badly written anti authoritarian propaganda.

Mindless critisism hill.

The hill takes the critic's jabs to heart.

Sulking Hill.

The hill goes on a murderous rampage.

Murdering hill

The hill is covered with its victim's gore.

Red Hill

The hill cleans all the blood off.

Back to green hill.

The Green hill looks like.....

Soylent Hill.

The hill starts crying.

Sad hill

The sad hill becomes depressed.

Dark Hill.

Something makes the hill happy again.

Happy hill.

The hill is as one with nature.

Zen Hill.

I plant my flag on the hill.

My hill

The hill spits off your flag like a watermelon seed.

Unclaimed Hill

The hill Is shaped like a watermelon.

Watermelon hill

Watermelon juice stops UV rays.

Sunblock hill.

The hill absorbs sunlight to make itself bright.

Bright hill

A power companyn sets up soem solar panels to catch the light.

Generator hill.

The solar panels overload as the hill gets brighter.

Extremley bright hill

The bright hill is known as......
Beacon Hill.

The hill burns out.

Dark hill

I put a flag on my hill.

My hill.

The hill kicks you and your flag off.

Hill with good reflexes

The hill stretches out.

Wide Hill.

The hill narrows.

Narrow hill

The hill goes underground.

Mole Hill.

The hill is exposed.

Exposed hill

The exposed hill flaunts it.

Shameless Hill.

The hill chnages its mind.

Reformed Hill.

The hill regrets decisions
Shameful hill

The hill degenerates into a mound.

Mound hill

I pitch from the mound.

Pastime Hill

The hill travels through time.

Future hill

The future hill is......

Advanced Hill

The advanced hill is...

Technological hill

The hill covers itself in metal.

Dyson hill.

The hill is a vacuum.

Dyson hill

The Dyson Hill is ......

Hill 2.0

The hill grows

Big hill

I put a flag on the hill.

My big hill.

The hill kicks you off, along with your flag.

Serene hill

Serene hill is....

Landscape Hill.

Landscape hill is turned upright making it......

Portrait hill

Portrait Hill goes Post-Modernist.

Pollack (Jackson) Hill

The hill corrects your spelling.

Jackson pollock hill

The hill thinks your argument is pointless.

pillock hill.

The hill is suddenly a bird.

You arguement is invalid hill.

Invalid remarks make......

Negative Hill

Negative hill is the interface of a battery.

Electrical Hill.

The electricity is from the sun.

Solar hill

Solar Hill has undergone many changes recently and seeks a psychologist to help.

Solace Hill.

The psychologist helps.

Good hill

The psychologist declares all of the hill's problems to be linked to intercourse.

Freudian hill.

The Freudian hill has an earthquake.

Freudian Slip hill

The hill reverts to a green, grassy hill

Normal hill

The hill is normal once again, and thus can't react on its own.

I plant my flag.

My hill at last.

The normal grassy hill is infested with Groundhogs, who sink your flag under the dirt and use it for bedding.

Pastoral Hill.

Pastoral hill?

Clerical hill.

The hills get exiled from the clergy.

Excommunicated hill.

I plant my flag on the hill.

MY HILL!!!

Scorched Earth, motherfether.

My. Hill.

The hill is made of ranch dressing

Ranch dressing hill

The Ranch Dresssing illusion has fooled the usurpers.

Free Hill

Freedom isn't free.

Hark-working hill.

The hill is made of jello.

Gellatin hill

The hill gets sued for using a copyrighted name.

Law hill.

The hill has solid evidence.

Rock Solid Hill

The hill has started lifting.

Rock Solid Hill.

The hill crash lands

Flattened hill

The hill respawns.

Fresh Hill

The hill is on it's last life, now.

Mortal hill.

The hill makes to get infinite regenerations.

Master hill.

The Master hill is cast and duplicated.

Production Hill.

There are four lights on the hill

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS! hill

The hill miss-reads the 'four lights'.

Forlorn hill.

The forlorn hill keeps a stiff upper lip.

Craggy Hill.

Craggy hill pulls itself together.

Smooth hill.

Smooth hill becomes bumpy.

Bumpy hill

I go over the bumps on my bike.

Motorcross hill.

The bumps become spikes that flatten your tires.

Spiky hill

Spiky hill gets over it's punk phase.

Classy hill.

Classy Hill goes Classical.

Monument Hill.

The hill has cancer.

Cancerous hill

It's radiotherapy has had a terrible mishap.

Radioactive hill

The hill is nuclear.

Nuclear hill

I write a sign on the hill telling future explorers to stay away.

This is not a place of honor. No great deed is commemorated here. Nothing of value is on this hill.

The hill has nothing of value. It feels undesired.

Slef-harming hill.

The radioactive material on the hill decays into lead which is kind of valuable.

Roofing hill.

The roofing hill builds itself a lovely roof.

Covered hill

The roof gets smashed in.

Inside is outside hill.

The hill takes Viagra.

Up Hill.

The hill realises its life is a shambles.

Down hill.

The hill goes up

Up hill

The hill is lifted by many helium balloons, and floats to South America with the help of an overweight boy scout.

Up Hill.

I pop the balloons.

Falling hill.

The hill falls on a nest.

Ant Hill

The hill deflates

Deflated hill

The hill re-inflates.

Buoyant Hill.

I put a flag on the hill.

My hill.

The hill rejects your ownership, and forms itself anew independently.

Rapture hill.

The hill gets to OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Vegeta's hill

The hill is speechless.

Silent Hill

The Silent hill undergoes speech therapy.

Noisy hill.

The hill becomes sleepy

Narcoleptic hill

The sleeping hill does not stir.

Still Hill.

Still sleeping.

Steady hill.

The hill has not yet had it's morning tea.

Unsteady hill.

The has its tea.

British hill.

The British hill lasts for a thousand years.

Enduring Hill.

The British hill establishes its tea empire.

Imperial Hill.

The tea workers revolt.

Hilldian Mutiny.

The Mutinous Hill keeps a sharp watch for traitors.

Lookout Hill

The hill is flattened by Hurricane Joaquin.

Flat hill.

The hill is just flat land.

Sorry guys, the thread is finished.

The thread is dead, and it is buried on the flatlands. Oddly enough, the burial mound creates a small........

Hill

I stomp the tiny into back down again.

Hill's dead, Jim.

The hill kicks you off and says 'I'm not dead!'

Die-hard hill

The hills survival surprises Brian Blessed.

Hill's alive????

The hill says 'Yes. I am alive.'

Living hill

I put a flag on the hill.

My hill.

The hill is flagged.

Temperance Hill.

The hill is ordered to take a "vacation".

Banned hill.

The hill sneaks back in disguise.

Inconspicuous Hill

The hill's cover is blown.

Captured hill.

The hill makes a break for it.

Fugitive Hill

The hill fails beacuse it doesn't have any legs.

Immobile hill.

The hill grows legs.

Evolving hill.

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The hill grows legs.

Evolving hill.

The hill has eyes?

The hill has eyes, indeed.

All-seeing hill.

The hill wears a hat.

Dapper hill

The hill wears a suit to go with it.

Penguin Hill.

The hill rediscovers its parents.

Oswald Cobblehill.

The hill and it's family escape from Austria.

The Hills are alive with the sound of music.

The Hill realises it is bagpipe music.

Disgusted Hill.

Hill is running for office

Hillary clinton

Hillary looks old.

Down Hill.

The hill becomes a junkie.

Higher hill.

The hill is working on organizing itself.

Disorganized hill

The organized hill looks like a graveyard.

Cemetery hill.

The dead bodies come back to life.

Revival hill.

It's Hallo-Hallo-Halloween on the hill!!!

Spooky hill

The hill is in a country that doesn't celebrate Halloween.

Solitary Hill.

The hill brings new customs to new places.

Ambassador Hill

The Ambassador makes a huge faux pas which leads to war.

War is hill.

The warrior hill joins the......

Mountain Infantry

The hill is sent to the front line.

Trench hill.

The Trench Hill goes over the top.

Savage Hill

Hill gets shot by the MG gunners.

Leaded hill.

The leaded hill absorbs the damage.

Heavy Hill

The hill weighs 1.4 million pounds.

John Minnoch hill

The hill slims down.

Manicured Hill

The hill grows fins

Fish hill

The fish hill swims upriver.

Damn Hill.

The hill morphs like a changeling.

shapeshifter hill

The shapeshifter hill transmogrifies into a human leg.

Foot Hill.

I urinate on the hill, defiantly, proudly.

My hill.

The hill boots you into next week.

Dignified Hill

The Hill is later embarrassed by it's actions.

Undignified hill.

The Hill puts on a suit to regain it's dignity

Dapper Hill returns

The hill gets a new top hat.

Hill Top

The hills jacket gets wrinkled!

Scruffy Hill.

The scruffy hill is on the wrong side of the tracks.

Hobo hill.

The Hobo Hill gets a job in a factory

Blue Collar Hill

The Blue Collar Hill becomes......

Union Hill.

The union hill is destroyed.

Capital Hill.

Capital Hill becomes corrupt.

The 1% Hill

The 1% hill realises this would all be easier if there was nothing to be done for the 1%.

Dictatorship Hill.

The Dicatorship is overthrown by rebels

Revolution Hill

The hill turns around.

Revolution hill.

The Hill falls over after spinning too much

Dizzy Hill

The dizzy hill steadies itself.

Disoriented hill.

The disoriented hill leads a merry chase.

Benny Hill

The hill realises it could do better in acting than in music.

Jonah Hill.

The Hill is unable to get a role in a movie and is forced to take up a job

White Collar Hill

White Collar hill is stressed by workload.

Paperwork Hill.

He decides to relax.

Stress free hill.

Stress Free Hill realizes he has a project for work due tomorrow.

Panicked Hill

Panicked Hill has a meltdown.

Lava Hill.

Lava is hot.

Hot hill.

Hot hill cools slowly.

Chillin Hill.

The hill gets a Netflix subscription too.

Bangin' Hill.

Bangin' Hill doesn't pay for his Netflix subscription and loses it.

Bored Hill

The hill is so bored it starts to work, just to have something to do.

Productive hill.

The hill produces sdome crazy artwork.

Fell mood hill.

The Fell Mood hill makes a ton of money from his artwork

Crazy Rich Hill

The Rich Hill invests wisely and becomes......

Trump Hill.

Trump Hill runs for office and gets it

President Hill

The hill is bad at being president.

Hill Clinton

Hill Clinton gets involved in a scandal

Trouble Hill

The trouble hill started early.

Juvi hill.

The Juvi hill emerges as....

Reformed Hill

The reformed hill starts a business.

Small business owner Hill

The current economic climate doesn't favour small business.

Swallowed up hill.

Swallowed up Hill slowly digs his way out debt

Financially Responsible Hill

The financially responsible hill's business gains popularity.

Comfortable hill.

The comfortable hill's business takes off nationally.

Franchise Hill.

Franchise Hill's business becomes so big he starts a corporation

Corporation Hill

The corporation seeks capital, and becomes....

Publicly owned Hill.

Publicly owned Hill has a bad IPO

Financially Risky Hill

Financially Risky Hill finally cans it.

Unemployed Hill.

Unemployed hill gets unemployment checks.

Dole Hill.

Dole Hill gets a job at Mcdonald's

Burger Flippin' Hill

Burger flipping hill wants Fifteen bucks an hour.

Dreamland Hill.

Dreamland Hill rids itself of all it's titles and I ascend the Hill

My Hill

I push you down the hill, but I shall not selfishly take the hill for myself.

Rapturous Hill.

I blow up the top of the hill, sending you into orbit.

I ascend the hill. My hill

I ascend a ladder that I have placed atop the hill. I am higher up.

My hill.

I kick the ladder out from under you, sending you tumbling to the bottom of the Hill.

My Hill

I re-climb the hill and exact my vengeance upon you.

My hill.

I shift the Hill 20 feet to the right where I am standing

My Hill

And I shift it right back again.

My Hill.

The Hill explodes like a volcano, sending you running for cover. After the eruption I ascend the Hill

My Hill

The molten lava consumes you. I ascend the hill in my heat-proof suit.

My hill.

I wait for (12 years of it! In Azkaban!) the molten rock to cool. I ascend the Hill and cast you and your silly suit down into the crater.

My Hill.

I shove you into the molten crater that is the remnants of the old Hill. I ascend the new Hill

My Hill

I have infiltrated up the hill and beat you to the top. When you arrive, I boot you down the other side.

My hill.

I obliterate you with an orbital strike and teleport down onto the hill.

My Hill.

A floor trap springs up and hurls you off the hill, I ascend the Hill

My Hill

I secretly rig your floortrap to fling you off the Hill too. I ascend the Hill.

My Hill.

I put a banana peel at the top of the Hill, you slip on it and fall off the opposite side of the Hill. I ascend the Hill

My Hill

I replace the hill with a potato. I ascend the real hill.

My Hill

I drop kick you off the Hill. I ascend the Hill again.

My Hill

I open a can of Surstromming atop the hill, and you run from the smell. I ascend the hill in a gas mask.

My hill.

I meet you at the top with all of the skunks from my woodshed. I slap off your gas mask with a fish, then laugh as you roll back down, gagging.
My Hill.

I meet you at the top with a used diaper. I slap YOU with it and you roll down the Hill puking. I ascend the Hill

My Hill

The hill explodes in anger, becoming a volcano with spewing lava.

REALLY FETHING ANGRY hill

I avoid the lava and ascend another Hill.

My Hill

The hill kicks you off into the lava.

evicted hill.

The Evicted Hill evicts you off the top. I ascend the Hill

My Hill

I ascend the hill and plant a 'Private Property' sign. I chase you off of my Hill.

My Hill.

I buy out the deed on the Hill and evict you from your house on the Hill.

My Hill

I get elected as Governor and use Eminent Domain to condemn the hill and take it for the state. Then I buy it from the state for One Dollar and retire on....

My Hill.

I sue you for custody of the Hill and I win. I ascend the Hill and build a house on it.

My Hill

I huff. And I puff. And I blow your house down.

My hill.

I get the three pigs to remove you from the hill.

My Hill.

I turn the three pigs into pork chops and I punt you off the Hill

My Hill

I overrun Pork Chop Hill with North Koreans.

My Hill.

The NK leader is killed and the entire force immediately desert.

Refugee hill.

I blow up refugee hill. I then ascend the Hill next to it.

My Hill

I ascend the Hill and kick you off it.

My Hill.

I descend to the top of the hill from above, after a thorough carpet bombing. After sweeping up the mess, I call it.....

My Hill.

While you were sweeping I sneaked up behind you, I boot you off the hill.

My Hill.

I sneak up behind you and tickle you until you fall off the Hill

My Hill

I release the Hounds to run you down and drag you from....

My Hill.