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Post by: War Kitten
I throw a steak off the hill, where it hits you and the Hounds go after you. I then plant a flag on.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
Angry Vegans storm the hill and burn you at the stake for your transgressions. Then, A Pumpkin is brought to their place of honor, the summit of....
The Hill,
My Hill.
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Post by: Overlord Thraka
The Pumpkin King sits down upon his throne
Jack hill
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I turn the pumpkin king into pie and ascend his throne
My Hill
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
I turn the throne into a crater and ascend a different hill.
My hill.
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Post by: Valres
I place a small rock on top of the hill, thus putting a hill on a hill.
My Hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I tickle you and you fall off of the HIll, taking your rock with you. I place the flag of my Regiment on top of
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The IRS hands you a $50,000 Real Estate Tax Assesment for the hill. When you can't pay, you are evicted, and the IRS sets up shop on top of the hill.
* IRS = International Republic of Snurl
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Post by: Valres
I climb back up the hill followed by a group of lawyers who start a heated debate on the legalities of the IRS taking the hill, all the while I place my rock again and sit on it.
My Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
I hire an ambulance to pass the hill, blaring it's sirens. All of the lawyers go chasing after it.
I ascend the hill under a white flag, then have a beer with you at the Rock Hill Hotel, which used to be my favorite watering hole until it closed a few years ago. Thanks for the memory.
http://lancasteronline.com/features/duo-renovates-historic-rock-hill-tavern/article_79311d6e-cc2f-504b-9716-6da1924f1a57.html
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Post by: War Kitten
I hire assassins to attack you while you are meeting under truce. The Hill you are on becomes engulfed in civil war and eventually detonates from all the explosions. I ascend another nearby hill and sit on it.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I rebuild the old hill as a Titan Hill Warjack and pilot it over to your upstart hill, then stomp your feeble hill to smithereens.
Then I relax on My Hill.
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Post by: Valres
I fly up the hill on a helium balloon and string, upon reaching the top I tie the Warjack's leg to the balloon and watch it float away.
My Hill!
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I shove you off of the Hill and watch you fall
My Hill
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Post by: Valres
I fall down the hill but some foul magic happens which inverts gravity so I float back up and reclaim the hill using a cocktail umbrella as a flag.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I engage you in a debate over the moral implications of "claiming" a Hill. After some time you feel the need to lie down and you leave the Hill, leaving the hill to be claimed by me.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I dump 70 tons of molten rock on top of you and the hill. When it cools, I take my rightful spot on top of my (shiny new) Hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I plant a bomb under your molten rock hill, sending it sky high. I then put a force field on top to prevent the rock from hitting me.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I spray paint all over the outside of your force field so that you cannot see out. Next I put a huge boulder on top of your force field, so that if the field is ever turned off, you will be crushed beneath it's weight. Then, I introduce colonies of termites into all of the electric polls in the vicinity of the hill, knowing that eventually a poll will fall and cut the power to your force field.
Then, I sit back and have a few beers, and wait.
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Post by: War Kitten
Unbeknownst to you I have several generators under my force field so even when the power is cut my shield remains strong. I retain the Hill.
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
When the polls fall and the power does not stop, I send in sappers to undermine your force field so it, and the boulder above it, sink far below the surface of the hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I use the last of the power to teleport away to another hill that I claim.
My new Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
After you land on my decoy hill I hit it's self-destruct button. Then I claim My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I fall out of the sky and crush you when I land, I then ascend the Hill.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I fire bottle rockets at you until you un and hide, then I claim my hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I call in an artillery strike on the Hill and blow you off of it. I then ascend the now-cratered hill and claim it.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I invoke the rituals that wake the zombies, who crawl from the craters and bring you down the hill, one part at a time. Except for your brains, which have been eaten. I then ascend the hill and enjoy the view, from My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I resurrect myself and use my now amazing mind powers to make the zombies turn on you and devour you. After this is done I bury your parts in 27 different locations around the world. I then claim.
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I regenerate into 27 new snurls. We subdue you and send you down the hill on a sled. Then we vigilantly guard our hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
Unbeknownst to you, i subvert one of your snurls who starts a snurl civil war on the Hill. After the dust settles I claim...
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The next day, a mysterious box appears on top of the hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I kick the box off of
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
While you kick the box, I kick you off of my hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I hire an elite military team to kidnap you and take you far away to a secure facility that you cannot escape from. I then claim.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I use a diabolical mind control on your hired dogs and set them against you. Then I re-claim my hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I outwit the hired dogs and find and destroy your mind control device. I then sit back and relax as the hired dogs capture you and take you away. I then claim.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I escape, then I deftly use a laser pointer to make War Kitten chase the red dot down the hill and far beyond. Then I re-assume my rightful place at the top of My Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
You are blown a part by the land mines buried in the hill.
No man's hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I recover from my incident with the laser pointer, and I throw SYL into his own minefield before jet packing up to the top of the Hill.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
You Jet-Pack your way straight into my transparent Aluminum fortress at the top of the hill. I capture your hilarious face plant on video and post it to youtube.
75727
Post by: sing your life
You go bankrupt from the cost of transparent aluminum and have to sell the hill to me.
Bought and sold hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I sue you for the deed to the Hill and I win.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I claim squatter's rights while you are busy in court. My Hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I put you in a choke hold and knock you unconscious before shipping you to Thailand. I then claim
My Hill
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Post by: sing your life
I put a flag on the hill
My hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
I put a bigger flag on the hill. My Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
I respray your flag to my colours.
Converted hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
While you two are arguing over the Flag I blow it up along with the two of you. I then grease the sides of the Hill so you cannot climb back up. I then plant my own flag on.
My Hill
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Post by: sing your life
I cover my hands with super glue so I can climb up the hill and smash your flag.
Homer pull hill.
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Post by: snurl
I follow in your sticky trail and plant my flag back on the hill, just after neutralizing you with a stun gun.
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Post by: War Kitten
I run you over with my car and push you off the Hill, I then build a fortress with my flag on top of.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I run over you and your fortress in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
My hill.
75727
Post by: sing your life
I shoot your CAAT with a melta.
Explodes! Hill.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
snurl wrote:I run over you and your fortress in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
My hill.
Ooh, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT meme is back.
Anyway....
The hill grows very large to rival Mount Everest.
Everest hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I become the first to bravely climb the now giant hill, where I plant yet another flag on top of.
My Hill
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Post by: sing your life
The flag is blow off.
Windy hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
The Windy Hill suddenly calms down.
Quiet Hill (also my Hill)
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Post by: sing your life
Your flag was blown off , so it is no longer your hill.
Unclaimed hill.
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Post by: snurl
I ascend the hill through it's interior cavern network, and pop out on top of My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I engage you in fisticuffs and knock you unconscious. After doing so I seal you inside the cave network and claim.
My Hill
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Post by: sing your life
I roundhouse kick you off the hill.
Mu hill.
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Post by: snurl
I fill the top level of the caverns with TNT, and detonate it. Then I move into my new flat-top hill, and watch as Sing your life goes flying into orbit.
75727
Post by: sing your life
Whilst in orbit I drop debris from space on you, blowing the hill apart.
God rodded hill.
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Post by: snurl
I slowly collect every atom of the fractured hill, and rebuild it. Then, using a bolt of lightning as an energy source, I restore life to it's lifeless hulk. When the smoke clears, a primordial thump is administered with a jackhammer. Tense moments tick by, then eureka! It lives! Its ALIVE! And, its MY HILL.
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Post by: War Kitten
I trip Snurl and push him off of the Hill, and I watch as he falls to the bottom of the Hill and into a bottomless chasm. I then claim.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
**begins climbing**
*plots revenge*
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Post by: sing your life
I cover the hill with oil so you can't climb.
Slippy hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I trip SYL and then push him off the Hill as well, where he collides with Snurl, sending them both tumbling. I continue to rule.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I pour thousands of tones of concrete over top of the hill. When it hardens, I move in on top of MY (quick-drying) Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
I use vibrations to shatter the concrete.
400 decibel hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
After being freed from the concrete I use my air-bending powers to throw SYL off of the Hill.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
My snipers take you out. My Hill.
75727
Post by: sing your life
I ascend the hill and deploy an anti-sniper screen.
Protected hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I sneak up the Hill under cover of darkness and assassinate your snipers before wrestling you to the ground and throwing you off the Hill.
My (sniper-free and protected) Hill
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Post by: Tactical_Spam
I retcon your hill and create a new one.
My Hill
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Post by: War Kitten
I fire you from the codex writing team before reclaiming.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I begin a new game called Age of Hill, and auto-win at the top of My Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
Everyone hates your hill and switches to the fanmade Hillth Age game.
Homebrew hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
Everyone quickly switches to Kings of Hill, now in progress, on My Hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I convince everyone to drop your game and play Hillhammer 40k on top of
My Hill
75727
Post by: sing your life
I complain about the prices for hillhammer 40k
Whine hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
The echoes of the whining sound like a banshee's howls, and summon me back to the top of my hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I silence the whining, causing Snurl to abandon
My Hill
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Post by: sing your life
Whilst you were fighting I put my flag on the hill.
My hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I chop down your flag and replace it with my flag, I then strap you onto a rocket and shoot you off of....
My Hill
75727
Post by: sing your life
The rocket only shoots me up a few thousand feet. Then I fall back down on you and crush you.
Return hill.
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Post by: Da Stormlord
I RKO you. You fall off the hill
My hill
75727
Post by: sing your life
R Orton sues you for stealing his moves.
Plagiarism hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I roundhouse kick you and R Orton off of the Hill
My (plagiarized) Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I use a laser pointer and make War Kitten chase the red dot all the way to the bottom of my hill.
75727
Post by: sing your life
I steal the pointer and blind you with it.
Light warfare hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I hit SYL over the head with a chair and roll his unconscious body down the Hill, where he pins Snurl to the ground.
My (now peaceful) Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I dig out from under SYL. Then I keep digging until I remove the entire hill from under your peacefully sleeping body, and leave you perched on top of SYL. Then I remove the hill to a new secret location, and reign on top of My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I use super secret radar technology to locate the new Hill, I then shoot you with a poison dart, and then I bury you alive at the bottom of the Hill.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
My ghost scares you to death, then resumes it's place on top of my Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
I stab you with an enchanted dagger and trap your soul in a gem.
Soul trapping hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I lure SYL with catnip then I trap him in a box and mail that box over to Sweden. I then claim
My Hill
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Several Protoss Colossi and Immortals come in and blast WK off the hill. Probes then set up photon cannon emplacements and dig in.
Protoss Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I enlist the aid of my Terran brethren and use a combination of Siege Tanks and bullgak lag tactics to defeat ZS and the Protoss, after which I set up a bunker and turret network on top of
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I return in an immense enchanted airship, and use a huge magnet to pick up all of your turrets and bunkers, then sell them for scrap at the recycling center. Then I fly back to the top of My Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
I return from Sweden with a huge army under my command, which I use to recapture my hill.
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Post by: snurl
I lure your army away with free beer, then take over the summit of My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I get my Siege Tanks back from the scrap yard and blast Snurl off of the Hill. I then ascend
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
The hill is too steep for a tank assault, your plan is foiled, and I spam Krak missiles at you from the top of My Hill.
75727
Post by: sing your life
It isn't when I deploy my patented tank throwers!
Crazy flying tank hill.
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Post by: snurl
Tank-Seeking Missiles back at you.
Still my hill. With a lot of smashed tanks around it.
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Post by: War Kitten
I launch an aerial assault on Snurl's hill and drop a bunch of paratroopers on top of the Hill. My forces then force Snurl off of the Hill. I then deploy a bunch of mines around
My HIll
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Post by: sing your life
I send a force of tanks that are impervious to your puny mines and light weapons fielded by the paratroopers.
Out-armoured hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I use the tank missiles that Snurl kindly left for me on top of the Hill to destroy your tanks. There is now a sea of dead tanks around
My HIll
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Post by: sing your life
I use the tank wrecks as cover to get close to you. Then I stab you in the butt and reclaim my hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I throw some catnip off of the Hill and SYL jumps after it, leaving me free to reclaim and fortify
My Hill
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Zerg burrow up from under the hill, and completely lay waste to all the fortifications WK built. An Ultralisk then boots WK off of...
Zerg Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
I set the hill on fire with my flamestorm cannons.
Bug barbecue hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I unscrew one bolt on your flamestorm cannon and render it inoperable. I then sucker punch you and claim.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I play my magic flute, and you all follow its irresistible music until you dance into the ocean and drown. Then I resume my rule on My Hill.
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Post by: TheManWithNoPlan
I sneak up on you, ear-defenders on, and knock you out. I break the magic flute and take up my position on the...
Quiet Hill.
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Post by: Torus
I bombard the hill with Scythes, Magriders and Dubstep guns securing...
...Vanu’s Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
I cut the hill apart and give a piece to all of you, whilst still making sure I get the largest part.
Fair hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I steal all of the pieces of the Hill and sneak off to a remote location, where I re-assemble the Hill and resume my rule on top of
Hidden Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
Bloodhounds follow your trail and find the hill too. While they have you up a tree, I take back My Hill.
100548
Post by: Torus
Through intensive legal proceedings and deft negotiation I receive my portion of the hill and moderate compensation for damages… Justice Hill.
75727
Post by: sing your life
I sue you for the hill.
Lawyer hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I have an ambulance drive by the Hill, which makes all the lawyers chase after it.
My (peaceful) Hill
75727
Post by: sing your life
I get one of those rare lawyers who don't chase ambulances and continue my case.
Noble lawyer hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I have your Lawyer sued for defamation and he is taken off of the case that you then lose.
My (legally protected) Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
You cannot produce clear title to the hill and its ownership is tied up in probate court.
Litigation Hill
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I sit on the Hill, and since possession is 9/10th of the law the Hill then becomes.
My Hill
75727
Post by: sing your life
I push you off the hill.
My hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I climb back up the Hill and shove you off the other side.
My 5th grade Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I invert the hill and spin it like a top, smashing you. Then I turn the hill upright, clean the mess off the point, and resume my reign at the top of My Hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I learn Earth magic and use it to bury you alive inside the Hill, I then take my rightful place on top of
My Hill
75727
Post by: sing your life
I dispel your magic and kick you off my hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I re-climb the Hill and dig a tunnel underneath you, when you fall into the tunnel I hit you in the head with a shovel, bury you next to Snurl and then re-claim.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I slowly arise and claw my way through the earth at the top of the hill. I grab your ankles and pull you screaming into the ground. No one hears your cries while sing your unlife and I rip you to shreds and devour your brains.
Next, we animate your corpse and use it to patrol the perimeter of My Hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I am hit by a bolt of lightning (think Worms), and I am brought back to life. I then inventively use an ice pick and a cheese grater to destroy Snurl and SYL and then scatter their body parts across 27 different countries before I re-claim
My Hill
75727
Post by: sing your life
All the parts of me grow back into a full person and we take the hill back from you.
Our hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
All of my parts decompose and become part of the hill. I am the hill, and I reject and eject you.
75727
Post by: sing your life
I break the hill apart and strain it to get you out of it before putting it back together again.
Purged hill.
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Post by: Torus
I approach SYL and offer to rent a portion of the property at a reasonable amount, settling down in a 3 bedroom semi on the hill.
Still SYL's hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
I throw all of my old lead miniatures in your water supply, poisoning it and you. A slow death, but I'll wait and watch.
Then I will resume my rightful place up on My Hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I hire one of the Assasssins from Assassin's creed to kill you. After doing so I throw you in the incinerator and re-claim
My Hill (and raising Torus' rent)
100548
Post by: Torus
*cries
75727
Post by: sing your life
I increase rent on the hill by 400%.
Rent is too damn high hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
You are executed for the crime of tyrany by a gunman on a grassy knoll. I then lead the motorcade back to the top of my hill.
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Post by: Torus
Through campaigning, hard work and 'rent is too damn high' song parodies. I manage to convince Snurl to lower the rate...
New landlord hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I buy the hill from Snurl and raise Torus' rent once more.
My (luxury) Hill
100548
Post by: Torus
*cries
75727
Post by: sing your life
I collect Torus's delicious tears in a glass and drink it with some baileys on the top of my hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
I send up thousands of refugees to pest the daylights out of you.
Crowded Hill.
100548
Post by: Torus
Using Death notes, Geass powers, mass hypnosis and in a few rare instances super powers to fix the refugee's country of origin... Exhausted from the hard work I return to my house...on War Kitten's Hill
91468
Post by: War Kitten
To thank him for his hard work. I lower Torus' rent down to reasonable level and make him the Grand Poobah of
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I bomb your hill back into the stone age.
Then I move into a cave on top of My Hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I collapse your cave on top of you and reclaim
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
My Tyranosaurus eggs hatch and I feed you to the babies on
My Hill
100548
Post by: Torus
Incandescent with rage over the destruction of both house and landlord, I explode tyrannosauruses and Snurl with mind powers and set off rebuilding my house on top of the hill
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I crawl out of the remnants out of the dinosaur and rest on top of
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
Primitive cave people mis-interpret your sleeping form for a sacrificial offering, so they set you on fire and eat you later.
Meanwhile I watch the entire spectacle from my cloaked position, on top of My Hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I roll away from the cavemen before they can set me on fire. I then lead them to your concealed position and offer you up as a sacrifice instead. After they kill and eat you I reign once more on top of
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
Your smug expression turns to agony as you realize you are sitting in a tar pit. As you struggle, sinking deeper and deeper, you hear the booming laughter of the ghost of snurl.
Haunted Hill.
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Post by: sing your life
I hit you with a sword and trap your soul.
Acura hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I crawl out of the tar pit (barely!), and I shot SYL in the head with a conveniently placed pistol. After that I set up a secure base on top of
My Hill
75727
Post by: sing your life
I reflect the bullet back to knock you off the hill.
Counter hill.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I walk in and rip SYL's skull out and beat him to death with it, then set up automatic sentry guns around
My Hill.
75727
Post by: sing your life
I set my skull to self-destruct, killing you. Then I grow a new skull and take my place on my rightful hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
I re-program the sentry guns to train on you and they shoot you full of so many holes there's nothing left but a red smear.
Then I resume my role as King of My Hill.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I turn you into pumpkin pie and eat you while sitting on
Pie Hill.
10104
Post by: snurl
Hundreds of scary clowns appear from a small car and pummel you with pies. I form a pie golem and reign on My Hill.
With whipped cream, of course.
100548
Post by: Torus
*Watches the madness transpiring from under my bed
75727
Post by: sing your life
I send a hail of bats to attacks the clowns before climbing to the top of my bathill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I use a flamethrower to burn all of the bats, before setting SYL on fire. SYL falls off of the Hill and lands on top of Snurl, leaving me free to reign on top of
My (burnt smelling) Hill
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Post by: mathaius90
The flamethrower explodes and flings you off the hill. I casually stroll in with my battle loafers and beer.
Chilling on my hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I ascend into orbit and launch a drop pod assault on Mathaius's Hill, and drive him off of the Hill. After tthat I fortify
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I saw off the top of the hill while you sleep, then remove it to a new location. Then I build an even better fortress on top of My (flat top) Hill.
75727
Post by: sing your life
I sand the hill,edges to make it pointy again.
Sharpened hill.
100548
Post by: Torus
Disgruntled I begin to attach thrusters to my house
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I destroy SYL and Snurl's Hill, then use the thrusters on Torus' house to find a nice new Hill to settle on.
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I repair the old hill. Death to the heretics!
75727
Post by: sing your life
I ascend the repaired hill and set up defensive positions on top.
Guarded hill.
100548
Post by: Torus
I insert your hill into the vending machine
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Post by: KommissarKiln
You receive a flare. The flare launches itself on top of the hill you're standing on, right at your feet. A squadron of Vendettas fly in and blast you off the hill. I climb up past all your guys' carnage and plant a flag at the top of the hill, like a dramatic war movie.
My hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
I throw a jug of fungus beer off the Hill and watch KK jump off after tthat. I then take down his flag and replace it with mine
My Hill
10104
Post by: snurl
I spring like a ninja from the folds of your flag, where i was concealed and waiting to strike. After you are filleted and served as sushi, i dance on top of My Hill.
91468
Post by: War Kitten
Little did you know you killed my decoy. While you are dancing and celebrating on top of the Hill, I shoot you with a sleep dart. When you wake up you are tied to a boulder that just got shoved off of
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
AHa! But the boulder is actually my cleverly disguised escape balloon, and I float safely to the ground. Then, I push the plunger, setting off the TNT beneath you. As you fly through the air, I toast you from My Hill.
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Post by: Torus
WK crashes into my flying house (much to my annoyance) before he launches himself down below, taking out Snurl Assassins Creed style.
WK's hill...I think
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Post by: sing your life
Whilst you others were fighting I snuck up and planted the flag on my hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I snap your flag in half and I beat you with it (somehow)
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I rejoin the halves together, making a whole. I throw you down the hole and put my own banner on The Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I dig my way up through the earth and drag you below to your doom. I then climb back on top of
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I stay in Doom until I get the BFG9000, then I surface and obliterate you with it. Then I rule, atop My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I remove the firing pin from your BFG, rendering it useless. I then hit you with a ladle repeatedly and drive you from
My Hill
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Post by: FireSkullz2
The firing pin then proceeds to blow up, as I sabotaged it, and I awaken the Tomb World beneath My Hill.
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Post by: Torus
* Phones in Cato Sicarius and Varro Tigurius for their Necron removal services and they take care of the undead metal men
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Post by: War Kitten
I reward Torus for his efforts by making him the Grand Poobah of the Hill. I then build a fortress on top of
My Hill
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Post by: ZergSmasher
Many Nydus Wurms undermine the fortress on top of the hill, collapsing it. They then belch a bunch of Zerg creatures out and I declare the hill to be...
Zerg Swarm Hill!
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Post by: War Kitten
I unleash a squadron of Hellhounds upon the Zerg, they stand no chance and fall back in disarray from
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I put a giant photo of a much bigger, sexier hill next to the hill.
You are fooled by the illusion and run to claim it for your own.
Then I resume my reign on My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
After discovering the fake, my rage is so immense that it shatters Snurl's hill into a million pieces. I then claim the hill right next to it.
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
That hill was a trap I set. It is home to a huge hive of carnivorous ants. They drag you screaming into their lair, As I go about picking up the pieces of my broken hill. And laughing sadistically.
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Post by: War Kitten
The shock of being dragged away awakens my latent psychic powers, which I use to mind control the ants. I then overrun your Hill remnants with my ant army
My Hill
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Post by: KommissarKiln
I swoop by in a cropduster, and spray Raid all over the place. The ants wither and die in mere seconds, and everyone has to back away from the noxious fumes for a while. As you all fight at the foot of the hill for control as the clouds of Raid clear, I fly off into the sunset, leaving the carnage behind me, now a distant memory.
The next person's hill, but does that really make you the winner in the end?
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Post by: snurl
I take the hill and fortify it with eight essential vitamins and iron.
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Post by: War Kitten
I cast Eldritch Storm on the Hill and drive Snurl off of it.
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I use my Eldritch umbrella and ride the storm out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM
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Post by: War Kitten
I take your umbrella and beat you with it before flinging you off my Hill with a catapult.
My Hill
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Post by: Vitali Advenil
I summon a strong gust of wind to pull your umbrella into the air, sending you flying off like Marry Poppins.
My hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I use my powers to turn the wind around and I land back on top of the Hill, crushing you under my bulk. I then hogtie you and fling you off of my Hill with my catapult.
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
Your catapult misfires. You roll a one and are destroyed along with the machine. I resume command of My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I come back from the dead and strangle you in your sleep before resuming command of my Hill
My Hill
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Post by: Captain_Control
I walk up your hill like a Canadian and ask nicely to have your hill.
you say no and I apologize, you then come to the conclusion you have been very rude your whole life.
you put your hands over your face and start to cry as my utter kindness fills your heart.
this is now....
My hill
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Post by: Torus
I walk up to the hill and cast Laugh of sorrows on you making you laugh so hard that your body contorts so violently that you tear your internal organs to pieces... (the Harlequin powers are just that nasty)
Stepping over your still giggling corpse I reclaim...my hill
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Post by: snurl
I slap you with a fish and knock you right off of my hill.
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Post by: Vitali Advenil
I laugh at your pathetic minor fish and cast "summon bigger fish," summoning a shark to crush you. I walk atop the shark and claim my hill, which is now 1 shark taller.
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Post by: War Kitten
I summon a whale, which crushes you and your pathetic shark.
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I summon a Leviathan to smash you all, then I relax and rule on My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I cut my way out of the Leviathan with a chainsaw, before going berzerk, and I chop you up and throw the pieces off of
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I pick up the hill and smack you with it. Then I re-deploy on My Hill.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
My Siege Tanks and Battlecruisers blow you off the hill. Then they redeploy and prepare to defend
Terran Base hill.
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Post by: snurl
I thunder stomp your tanks and beat them into plowshares. Then I relax on my Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I beat you with the Hill and take my revenge on you for your evil deeds. I then relax on
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
....must.....resist......horrible.......pun answer......
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Post by: War Kitten
While you are trying to resist the urge to answer I knock you unconscious. When you wake up you find yourself stuck in a barrel in the Pacific Ocean
Still My Hill
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Post by: Torus
I High five WK and park my (STILL FLYING) house onto the hill
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Post by: War Kitten
I welcome Torus to the hill, and once more make him the Grand Poobah of the Hill. I then relax on top of
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I yank the hill out from underneath you.
My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I yank the hill out from underneath you and then I drop it on you
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I catch the hill and run away with it.
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Post by: Torus
I trip Snurl, making the hill fall on him
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Post by: War Kitten
I drop a weight on top of the Hill, squishing Snurl under it.
Still my Hill
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Post by: snurl
I flip the hill, pinning you underneath. Then I jump up and down on the top.
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Post by: War Kitten
I use dynamite to blow up the hill, sending Snurl into space, where he lands on the Moon. I then rebuild the hill using magic
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I shoot the moon and scare you off of my hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I climb back up on top of my Hill and buy the deed to the Hill
My (legal) Hill
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Post by: snurl
I buy the mineral rights to the hill, then mine the whole thing out from under you. My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I steal the minerals from storage and use them to rebuild the Hill on another site.
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I find the stolen minerals and have you thrown in jail.
My Hill.
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Post by: ZergSmasher
I nuke the hill (and snurl) from orbit. I then put on a radiation suit and ride a dropship down to
My (now glowing) hill.
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Post by: snurl
The radiation makes me grow to tremendous size. I swat your dropship like a mosquito. Then I use my atomic fire-breath to guard.......Snurlzilla's Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I stab Snurlzilla in the ankle with a butter knife, which causes him to die instantly (everyone knows Snurlzilla's one weakness is butter)
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
Your butter melts in the atomic haze. Unarmed, you must surrender to the ghost of Snurlzilla, who reclaims the Hill.
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Post by: dannydakka
Picks up vacuum cleaner.
My hill
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Post by: snurl
Unplugs Vacuum cleaner. My hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
Blows up the vacuum cleaner, and Snurl with it
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
Rabid Dust Bunnies drive you off of My Hill.
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Post by: Torus
I summon the power of cuteness to flood the hill in adorable puppies, destroying all dust bunnies in the process
Puppy hill
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Post by: snurl
You are arrested for all of the unlicensed puppies on your hill.
As they cart you off, I return again to My Hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I hit you over the head with a baseball bat and then I stuff you in a barrel. You wake up floating in the Pacific Ocean
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I barrel-roll right over you and take back my hill.
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Post by: Torus
I hit your barrel with an oversized mallet sending you 'blasting off again'
My hill
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I emerge from the shadows, forming from seemingly nothing behind you. I disarm you and take the mallet, swinging it into your leg. The leg fractures renders you unable to stand, so I simply roll you down
My hill.
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Post by: KaptinBadrukk
Q appears on the hill, with a few of his buddies.
Q continuum hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I walk up to Q unnoticed, push him on the floor, and 5 knuckle shuffle him. I promptly make friends with Q's buddies. I then throw Q in a lake nearby
My hill.
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Post by: War Kitten
I shoot you in the back of the head with a dartgun, knocking you unconscious, I then shove you off of
My Hill
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I wake up in a ditch. Remembering I left my frikin' sweet ninja hood behind, I sprint back up the hill to find you wearing it. Waiting until you fall asleep, I sneak in your tent and steal back
My hood(hill)
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Post by: snurl
I burn the tent. My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
As i watch you burn WK's tent, I stealthily kunai you in the back of the head. I am truly king if the ninjas on
My hill
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Post by: snurl
You are arrested for stalking on My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I am found not guilty, because there is no justice system on
My hill
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Post by: snurl
You are hung before your appeal is heard, on My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
You don't build the stand high enough, so instead of hanging I land. After drop kicking literally everybody, I wrestle back control of
My hill
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Post by: snurl
While you are busy wrestling, I sell tickets to watch the match on My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
While selling tickets, you find yourself in a hell in a cell match somehow. I then purposefully botch a powerbomb and you break your neck. I get the pin and win on
My hill
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Post by: Torus
Lights out...coming out from under the ring and suddenly "AN RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!" catches you off guard, I cash in my money in the bank contract to pin you and take back my hill
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Post by: WarbossDakka
However, no one told you that it was scripted. The New Day ride in on unicorns which all impale you. New Day rocks on
My hill
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Post by: snurl
Ihit you with the rocks and take back my hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I instant transmission right behind you to avoid the rocks. As you turn around, I plant my foot firmly into your chest, leaving you on the floor wimpering. I laugh upon
My hill
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Post by: snurl
When you plant your foot into my chest I assimilate it. I grow into you and take over on my hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I am half Xenomorph, so I explode out of your chest completely unscathed.
My hill
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Post by: snurl
Your Xeno DNA is half mine. Fitting, since you are on My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Wait are you my dad or something? The pressure makes me monologue, which you are literally bored to death of. With no one to monologue to, I sit alone on
My hill
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Post by: War Kitten
After carefully biding my time, I shoot you in the back of the head at point blank range with a shotgun, killing you instantly. I then resume control of
My Hill
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Post by: WarbossDakka
What you shot was one of my shadow clones. I kunai you in 3 of your pressure points, leaving you twitching on the ground. Adjusting my frikin' sweet ninja hood, I again prove I am the best ninja on
My hidden leaf hill
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Post by: snurl
I use my Anti-Ninja Ray to purge the hill of such taint. Then I resume command of My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Thanks to my ninja reflexes, I escaped the hill before you used the ray. I then cause an earthquake, crushing you under rubble. I reclaim
My hill
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Post by: snurl
You land on the glue trap I placed on the rubble. While you chew your feet off to free yourself, I celebrate your defeat on my hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
After re attaching my robotic legs, you realise I am not just a ninja, but a half cyborg ninja. Being totally eclipsed by my badassery, you curl up in a ball and wish it was all over. I laugh at your patheticness on
My hill
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Post by: snurl
I turn into the ball from the film "Phantasm" and drill a hole in your head. Then I relax on My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I kick the ball over the hill and into a stadium, where you are kicked continuously for 90 minutes. I then fortify
My hill (with ninjas!)
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Post by: snurl
After a few blasts of Napalm, I return to my (crispy) Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I napalm you. I take your ash pile.
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Post by: War Kitten
I return from the dead and channel my inner Chuck Norris, and I proceed to pummel you until you flee from the Hill screaming in pain
My Hill
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Post by: WarbossDakka
After channeling my energy to fight Chuck Norris, I realise he is just a poser. To see someone stoop so low saddens me, and I put you out of your misery with a swift kick to the ribs.
My hill
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Post by: snurl
I simply erase you from....
My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I tear out of the rip in reality, and with it several clones of myself. I then overwhelm you on
My hill
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Post by: snurl
I banish the imaginary xenos from My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Us ninja are not xenos, but humans like you. So if you eradicate me, you eradicate yourself also. You are still too weak to do anything on
My hill
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Post by: snurl
The hill is your hill only in your alternate reality.
While you ponder that, I will reign on My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
You can keep your hill, cos that's not the important one. The important one is
My hill
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Post by: War Kitten
I pimp slap both of you for trying to break the laws of physics and time, and you both run from the hill in mortification. I then claim
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
I run back in time and duck just before you slap me, so you slap yourself off of my hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
Hey snurl. Welcome to suplex city.
My hill.
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Post by: theplahunter
I drop a barrage of Basilisks on the hill then storm it with Kasrkins..
My hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I throw a dictionary at you. Sort it out.
My hill
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Post by: snurl
You are attacked and ingested by my Thesaurus familiar.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I'm selectively illiterate, so your words don't affect me. You then walk into a pop culture game show in front of a live studio audience and fail to answer any questions. Because of your poor performance, you are dropped into a conveniently placed set of spikes. You are laughed at on
My hill
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Post by: War Kitten
I use my vast knowledge of pop culture to win at your show, and then as my grand prize I take
My Hill
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Post by: JustALittleOrkish
You are all voted off from
My Hill
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Post by: snurl
Your show is cancelled, on My Hill.
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Post by: WarbossDakka
I form an evil organisation called Spectacularly Amazing Workers For Tea-sippers. I invade the hill with my British charm and good manners and take over
My hill
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Post by: War Kitten
I start a Revolution on the Hill, throw your tea of the Hill and into a conveniently placed Harbor, and then you are driven off of
My Hill
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