I throw a steak off the hill, where it hits you and the Hounds go after you. I then plant a flag on.

My Hill

Angry Vegans storm the hill and burn you at the stake for your transgressions. Then, A Pumpkin is brought to their place of honor, the summit of....

The Hill,
My Hill.

The Pumpkin King sits down upon his throne

Jack hill

I turn the pumpkin king into pie and ascend his throne

My Hill

I turn the throne into a crater and ascend a different hill.

My hill.

I place a small rock on top of the hill, thus putting a hill on a hill.

My Hill.

I tickle you and you fall off of the HIll, taking your rock with you. I place the flag of my Regiment on top of

My Hill

The IRS hands you a $50,000 Real Estate Tax Assesment for the hill. When you can't pay, you are evicted, and the IRS sets up shop on top of the hill.


* IRS = International Republic of Snurl

I climb back up the hill followed by a group of lawyers who start a heated debate on the legalities of the IRS taking the hill, all the while I place my rock again and sit on it.

My Hill.

I hire an ambulance to pass the hill, blaring it's sirens. All of the lawyers go chasing after it.
I ascend the hill under a white flag, then have a beer with you at the Rock Hill Hotel, which used to be my favorite watering hole until it closed a few years ago. Thanks for the memory.
http://lancasteronline.com/features/duo-renovates-historic-rock-hill-tavern/article_79311d6e-cc2f-504b-9716-6da1924f1a57.html

I hire assassins to attack you while you are meeting under truce. The Hill you are on becomes engulfed in civil war and eventually detonates from all the explosions. I ascend another nearby hill and sit on it.

My Hill

I rebuild the old hill as a Titan Hill Warjack and pilot it over to your upstart hill, then stomp your feeble hill to smithereens.
Then I relax on My Hill.

 snurl wrote:
Thanks for the memory. -snip-

I fly up the hill on a helium balloon and string, upon reaching the top I tie the Warjack's leg to the balloon and watch it float away.

My Hill!

I shove you off of the Hill and watch you fall

My Hill

I fall down the hill but some foul magic happens which inverts gravity so I float back up and reclaim the hill using a cocktail umbrella as a flag.

I engage you in a debate over the moral implications of "claiming" a Hill. After some time you feel the need to lie down and you leave the Hill, leaving the hill to be claimed by me.

My Hill

I dump 70 tons of molten rock on top of you and the hill. When it cools, I take my rightful spot on top of my (shiny new) Hill.

I plant a bomb under your molten rock hill, sending it sky high. I then put a force field on top to prevent the rock from hitting me.

My Hill

I spray paint all over the outside of your force field so that you cannot see out. Next I put a huge boulder on top of your force field, so that if the field is ever turned off, you will be crushed beneath it's weight. Then, I introduce colonies of termites into all of the electric polls in the vicinity of the hill, knowing that eventually a poll will fall and cut the power to your force field.
Then, I sit back and have a few beers, and wait.

Unbeknownst to you I have several generators under my force field so even when the power is cut my shield remains strong. I retain the Hill.

My Hill

When the polls fall and the power does not stop, I send in sappers to undermine your force field so it, and the boulder above it, sink far below the surface of the hill.

I use the last of the power to teleport away to another hill that I claim.

My new Hill

After you land on my decoy hill I hit it's self-destruct button. Then I claim My Hill.

I fall out of the sky and crush you when I land, I then ascend the Hill.

My Hill

I fire bottle rockets at you until you un and hide, then I claim my hill.

I call in an artillery strike on the Hill and blow you off of it. I then ascend the now-cratered hill and claim it.

My Hill

I invoke the rituals that wake the zombies, who crawl from the craters and bring you down the hill, one part at a time. Except for your brains, which have been eaten. I then ascend the hill and enjoy the view, from My Hill.

I resurrect myself and use my now amazing mind powers to make the zombies turn on you and devour you. After this is done I bury your parts in 27 different locations around the world. I then claim.

My Hill

I regenerate into 27 new snurls. We subdue you and send you down the hill on a sled. Then we vigilantly guard our hill.

Unbeknownst to you, i subvert one of your snurls who starts a snurl civil war on the Hill. After the dust settles I claim...

My Hill

The next day, a mysterious box appears on top of the hill.

I kick the box off of

My Hill

While you kick the box, I kick you off of my hill.

I hire an elite military team to kidnap you and take you far away to a secure facility that you cannot escape from. I then claim.

My Hill

I use a diabolical mind control on your hired dogs and set them against you. Then I re-claim my hill.

I outwit the hired dogs and find and destroy your mind control device. I then sit back and relax as the hired dogs capture you and take you away. I then claim.

My Hill

I escape, then I deftly use a laser pointer to make War Kitten chase the red dot down the hill and far beyond. Then I re-assume my rightful place at the top of My Hill.

You are blown a part by the land mines buried in the hill.

No man's hill.

I recover from my incident with the laser pointer, and I throw SYL into his own minefield before jet packing up to the top of the Hill.

My Hill

You Jet-Pack your way straight into my transparent Aluminum fortress at the top of the hill. I capture your hilarious face plant on video and post it to youtube.

You go bankrupt from the cost of transparent aluminum and have to sell the hill to me.

Bought and sold hill.

I sue you for the deed to the Hill and I win.

My Hill

I claim squatter's rights while you are busy in court. My Hill.

I put you in a choke hold and knock you unconscious before shipping you to Thailand. I then claim

My Hill

I put a flag on the hill

My hill.

I put a bigger flag on the hill. My Hill.

I respray your flag to my colours.

Converted hill.

While you two are arguing over the Flag I blow it up along with the two of you. I then grease the sides of the Hill so you cannot climb back up. I then plant my own flag on.

My Hill

I cover my hands with super glue so I can climb up the hill and smash your flag.

Homer pull hill.

I follow in your sticky trail and plant my flag back on the hill, just after neutralizing you with a stun gun.

I run you over with my car and push you off the Hill, I then build a fortress with my flag on top of.

My Hill

I run over you and your fortress in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
My hill.

I shoot your CAAT with a melta.

Explodes! Hill.

 snurl wrote:
I run over you and your fortress in my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!
My hill.

Ooh, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT meme is back.

Anyway....

The hill grows very large to rival Mount Everest.

Everest hill.

I become the first to bravely climb the now giant hill, where I plant yet another flag on top of.

My Hill

The flag is blow off.

Windy hill.

The Windy Hill suddenly calms down.

Quiet Hill (also my Hill)

Your flag was blown off , so it is no longer your hill.

Unclaimed hill.

I ascend the hill through it's interior cavern network, and pop out on top of My Hill.

I engage you in fisticuffs and knock you unconscious. After doing so I seal you inside the cave network and claim.

My Hill

I roundhouse kick you off the hill.

Mu hill.

I fill the top level of the caverns with TNT, and detonate it. Then I move into my new flat-top hill, and watch as Sing your life goes flying into orbit.

Whilst in orbit I drop debris from space on you, blowing the hill apart.

God rodded hill.

I slowly collect every atom of the fractured hill, and rebuild it. Then, using a bolt of lightning as an energy source, I restore life to it's lifeless hulk. When the smoke clears, a primordial thump is administered with a jackhammer. Tense moments tick by, then eureka! It lives! Its ALIVE! And, its MY HILL.

I trip Snurl and push him off of the Hill, and I watch as he falls to the bottom of the Hill and into a bottomless chasm. I then claim.

My Hill

**begins climbing**

*plots revenge*

I cover the hill with oil so you can't climb.

Slippy hill.

I trip SYL and then push him off the Hill as well, where he collides with Snurl, sending them both tumbling. I continue to rule.

My Hill

I pour thousands of tones of concrete over top of the hill. When it hardens, I move in on top of MY (quick-drying) Hill.

I use vibrations to shatter the concrete.

400 decibel hill.

After being freed from the concrete I use my air-bending powers to throw SYL off of the Hill.

My Hill

My snipers take you out. My Hill.

I ascend the hill and deploy an anti-sniper screen.

Protected hill.

I sneak up the Hill under cover of darkness and assassinate your snipers before wrestling you to the ground and throwing you off the Hill.

My (sniper-free and protected) Hill

I retcon your hill and create a new one.

My Hill

I fire you from the codex writing team before reclaiming.

My Hill

I begin a new game called Age of Hill, and auto-win at the top of My Hill.

Everyone hates your hill and switches to the fanmade Hillth Age game.

Homebrew hill.

Everyone quickly switches to Kings of Hill, now in progress, on My Hill.

I convince everyone to drop your game and play Hillhammer 40k on top of

My Hill

I complain about the prices for hillhammer 40k

Whine hill.

The echoes of the whining sound like a banshee's howls, and summon me back to the top of my hill.

I silence the whining, causing Snurl to abandon

My Hill

Whilst you were fighting I put my flag on the hill.

My hill.

I chop down your flag and replace it with my flag, I then strap you onto a rocket and shoot you off of....

My Hill

The rocket only shoots me up a few thousand feet. Then I fall back down on you and crush you.

Return hill.

I RKO you. You fall off the hill

My hill

R Orton sues you for stealing his moves.

Plagiarism hill.

I roundhouse kick you and R Orton off of the Hill

My (plagiarized) Hill

I use a laser pointer and make War Kitten chase the red dot all the way to the bottom of my hill.

I steal the pointer and blind you with it.

Light warfare hill.

I hit SYL over the head with a chair and roll his unconscious body down the Hill, where he pins Snurl to the ground.

My (now peaceful) Hill

I dig out from under SYL. Then I keep digging until I remove the entire hill from under your peacefully sleeping body, and leave you perched on top of SYL. Then I remove the hill to a new secret location, and reign on top of My Hill.

I use super secret radar technology to locate the new Hill, I then shoot you with a poison dart, and then I bury you alive at the bottom of the Hill.

My Hill

My ghost scares you to death, then resumes it's place on top of my Hill.

I stab you with an enchanted dagger and trap your soul in a gem.

Soul trapping hill.

I lure SYL with catnip then I trap him in a box and mail that box over to Sweden. I then claim

My Hill

Several Protoss Colossi and Immortals come in and blast WK off the hill. Probes then set up photon cannon emplacements and dig in.

Protoss Hill.

I enlist the aid of my Terran brethren and use a combination of Siege Tanks and bullgak lag tactics to defeat ZS and the Protoss, after which I set up a bunker and turret network on top of

My Hill

I return in an immense enchanted airship, and use a huge magnet to pick up all of your turrets and bunkers, then sell them for scrap at the recycling center. Then I fly back to the top of My Hill.

I return from Sweden with a huge army under my command, which I use to recapture my hill.

I lure your army away with free beer, then take over the summit of My Hill.

I get my Siege Tanks back from the scrap yard and blast Snurl off of the Hill. I then ascend

My Hill

The hill is too steep for a tank assault, your plan is foiled, and I spam Krak missiles at you from the top of My Hill.

It isn't when I deploy my patented tank throwers!

Crazy flying tank hill.

Tank-Seeking Missiles back at you.
Still my hill. With a lot of smashed tanks around it.

I launch an aerial assault on Snurl's hill and drop a bunch of paratroopers on top of the Hill. My forces then force Snurl off of the Hill. I then deploy a bunch of mines around

My HIll

I send a force of tanks that are impervious to your puny mines and light weapons fielded by the paratroopers.

Out-armoured hill.

I use the tank missiles that Snurl kindly left for me on top of the Hill to destroy your tanks. There is now a sea of dead tanks around

My HIll

I use the tank wrecks as cover to get close to you. Then I stab you in the butt and reclaim my hill.

I throw some catnip off of the Hill and SYL jumps after it, leaving me free to reclaim and fortify

My Hill

Zerg burrow up from under the hill, and completely lay waste to all the fortifications WK built. An Ultralisk then boots WK off of...

Zerg Hill.

I set the hill on fire with my flamestorm cannons.

Bug barbecue hill.

I unscrew one bolt on your flamestorm cannon and render it inoperable. I then sucker punch you and claim.

My Hill

I play my magic flute, and you all follow its irresistible music until you dance into the ocean and drown. Then I resume my rule on My Hill.

I sneak up on you, ear-defenders on, and knock you out. I break the magic flute and take up my position on the...

Quiet Hill.

I bombard the hill with Scythes, Magriders and Dubstep guns securing...

...Vanu’s Hill.

I cut the hill apart and give a piece to all of you, whilst still making sure I get the largest part.

Fair hill.

I steal all of the pieces of the Hill and sneak off to a remote location, where I re-assemble the Hill and resume my rule on top of

Hidden Hill

Bloodhounds follow your trail and find the hill too. While they have you up a tree, I take back My Hill.

Through intensive legal proceedings and deft negotiation I receive my portion of the hill and moderate compensation for damages… Justice Hill.

I sue you for the hill.

Lawyer hill.

I have an ambulance drive by the Hill, which makes all the lawyers chase after it.

My (peaceful) Hill

I get one of those rare lawyers who don't chase ambulances and continue my case.

Noble lawyer hill.

I have your Lawyer sued for defamation and he is taken off of the case that you then lose.

My (legally protected) Hill

You cannot produce clear title to the hill and its ownership is tied up in probate court.

Litigation Hill

I sit on the Hill, and since possession is 9/10th of the law the Hill then becomes.

My Hill

I push you off the hill.

My hill.

I climb back up the Hill and shove you off the other side.

My 5th grade Hill

I invert the hill and spin it like a top, smashing you. Then I turn the hill upright, clean the mess off the point, and resume my reign at the top of My Hill.

I learn Earth magic and use it to bury you alive inside the Hill, I then take my rightful place on top of

My Hill

I dispel your magic and kick you off my hill.

I re-climb the Hill and dig a tunnel underneath you, when you fall into the tunnel I hit you in the head with a shovel, bury you next to Snurl and then re-claim.

My Hill

I slowly arise and claw my way through the earth at the top of the hill. I grab your ankles and pull you screaming into the ground. No one hears your cries while sing your unlife and I rip you to shreds and devour your brains.
Next, we animate your corpse and use it to patrol the perimeter of My Hill.

I am hit by a bolt of lightning (think Worms), and I am brought back to life. I then inventively use an ice pick and a cheese grater to destroy Snurl and SYL and then scatter their body parts across 27 different countries before I re-claim

My Hill

All the parts of me grow back into a full person and we take the hill back from you.

Our hill.

All of my parts decompose and become part of the hill. I am the hill, and I reject and eject you.

I break the hill apart and strain it to get you out of it before putting it back together again.

Purged hill.

I approach SYL and offer to rent a portion of the property at a reasonable amount, settling down in a 3 bedroom semi on the hill.

Still SYL's hill.

I throw all of my old lead miniatures in your water supply, poisoning it and you. A slow death, but I'll wait and watch.
Then I will resume my rightful place up on My Hill.

I hire one of the Assasssins from Assassin's creed to kill you. After doing so I throw you in the incinerator and re-claim

My Hill (and raising Torus' rent)

*cries

I increase rent on the hill by 400%.

Rent is too damn high hill.

You are executed for the crime of tyrany by a gunman on a grassy knoll. I then lead the motorcade back to the top of my hill.

Through campaigning, hard work and 'rent is too damn high' song parodies. I manage to convince Snurl to lower the rate...
New landlord hill.

I buy the hill from Snurl and raise Torus' rent once more.

My (luxury) Hill

*cries

I collect Torus's delicious tears in a glass and drink it with some baileys on the top of my hill.

I send up thousands of refugees to pest the daylights out of you.
Crowded Hill.

Using Death notes, Geass powers, mass hypnosis and in a few rare instances super powers to fix the refugee's country of origin... Exhausted from the hard work I return to my house...on War Kitten's Hill

To thank him for his hard work. I lower Torus' rent down to reasonable level and make him the Grand Poobah of

My Hill

I bomb your hill back into the stone age.
Then I move into a cave on top of My Hill.

I collapse your cave on top of you and reclaim

My Hill

My Tyranosaurus eggs hatch and I feed you to the babies on
My Hill

Incandescent with rage over the destruction of both house and landlord, I explode tyrannosauruses and Snurl with mind powers and set off rebuilding my house on top of the hill

I crawl out of the remnants out of the dinosaur and rest on top of

My Hill

Primitive cave people mis-interpret your sleeping form for a sacrificial offering, so they set you on fire and eat you later.
Meanwhile I watch the entire spectacle from my cloaked position, on top of My Hill.

I roll away from the cavemen before they can set me on fire. I then lead them to your concealed position and offer you up as a sacrifice instead. After they kill and eat you I reign once more on top of

My Hill

Your smug expression turns to agony as you realize you are sitting in a tar pit. As you struggle, sinking deeper and deeper, you hear the booming laughter of the ghost of snurl.
Haunted Hill.

I hit you with a sword and trap your soul.

Acura hill.

I crawl out of the tar pit (barely!), and I shot SYL in the head with a conveniently placed pistol. After that I set up a secure base on top of

My Hill

I reflect the bullet back to knock you off the hill.

Counter hill.

I walk in and rip SYL's skull out and beat him to death with it, then set up automatic sentry guns around

My Hill.

I set my skull to self-destruct, killing you. Then I grow a new skull and take my place on my rightful hill.

I re-program the sentry guns to train on you and they shoot you full of so many holes there's nothing left but a red smear.
Then I resume my role as King of My Hill.

I turn you into pumpkin pie and eat you while sitting on

Pie Hill.

Hundreds of scary clowns appear from a small car and pummel you with pies. I form a pie golem and reign on My Hill.
With whipped cream, of course.

*Watches the madness transpiring from under my bed

I send a hail of bats to attacks the clowns before climbing to the top of my bathill.

I use a flamethrower to burn all of the bats, before setting SYL on fire. SYL falls off of the Hill and lands on top of Snurl, leaving me free to reign on top of

My (burnt smelling) Hill

The flamethrower explodes and flings you off the hill. I casually stroll in with my battle loafers and beer.

Chilling on my hill.

I ascend into orbit and launch a drop pod assault on Mathaius's Hill, and drive him off of the Hill. After tthat I fortify

My Hill

I saw off the top of the hill while you sleep, then remove it to a new location. Then I build an even better fortress on top of My (flat top) Hill.

I sand the hill,edges to make it pointy again.

Sharpened hill.

Disgruntled I begin to attach thrusters to my house

I destroy SYL and Snurl's Hill, then use the thrusters on Torus' house to find a nice new Hill to settle on.

My Hill

I repair the old hill. Death to the heretics!

I ascend the repaired hill and set up defensive positions on top.

Guarded hill.

I insert your hill into the vending machine

You receive a flare. The flare launches itself on top of the hill you're standing on, right at your feet. A squadron of Vendettas fly in and blast you off the hill. I climb up past all your guys' carnage and plant a flag at the top of the hill, like a dramatic war movie.
My hill.

I throw a jug of fungus beer off the Hill and watch KK jump off after tthat. I then take down his flag and replace it with mine

My Hill

I spring like a ninja from the folds of your flag, where i was concealed and waiting to strike. After you are filleted and served as sushi, i dance on top of My Hill.

Little did you know you killed my decoy. While you are dancing and celebrating on top of the Hill, I shoot you with a sleep dart. When you wake up you are tied to a boulder that just got shoved off of

My Hill

AHa! But the boulder is actually my cleverly disguised escape balloon, and I float safely to the ground. Then, I push the plunger, setting off the TNT beneath you. As you fly through the air, I toast you from My Hill.

WK crashes into my flying house (much to my annoyance) before he launches himself down below, taking out Snurl Assassins Creed style.

WK's hill...I think

Whilst you others were fighting I snuck up and planted the flag on my hill.

I snap your flag in half and I beat you with it (somehow)

My Hill

I rejoin the halves together, making a whole. I throw you down the hole and put my own banner on The Hill.

I dig my way up through the earth and drag you below to your doom. I then climb back on top of

My Hill

I stay in Doom until I get the BFG9000, then I surface and obliterate you with it. Then I rule, atop My Hill.

I remove the firing pin from your BFG, rendering it useless. I then hit you with a ladle repeatedly and drive you from

My Hill

The firing pin then proceeds to blow up, as I sabotaged it, and I awaken the Tomb World beneath My Hill.

* Phones in Cato Sicarius and Varro Tigurius for their Necron removal services and they take care of the undead metal men

I reward Torus for his efforts by making him the Grand Poobah of the Hill. I then build a fortress on top of

My Hill

Many Nydus Wurms undermine the fortress on top of the hill, collapsing it. They then belch a bunch of Zerg creatures out and I declare the hill to be...

Zerg Swarm Hill!

I unleash a squadron of Hellhounds upon the Zerg, they stand no chance and fall back in disarray from

My Hill

I put a giant photo of a much bigger, sexier hill next to the hill.
You are fooled by the illusion and run to claim it for your own.
Then I resume my reign on My Hill.

After discovering the fake, my rage is so immense that it shatters Snurl's hill into a million pieces. I then claim the hill right next to it.

My Hill

That hill was a trap I set. It is home to a huge hive of carnivorous ants. They drag you screaming into their lair, As I go about picking up the pieces of my broken hill. And laughing sadistically.

The shock of being dragged away awakens my latent psychic powers, which I use to mind control the ants. I then overrun your Hill remnants with my ant army

My Hill

I swoop by in a cropduster, and spray Raid all over the place. The ants wither and die in mere seconds, and everyone has to back away from the noxious fumes for a while. As you all fight at the foot of the hill for control as the clouds of Raid clear, I fly off into the sunset, leaving the carnage behind me, now a distant memory.

The next person's hill, but does that really make you the winner in the end?

I take the hill and fortify it with eight essential vitamins and iron.

I cast Eldritch Storm on the Hill and drive Snurl off of it.

My Hill

I use my Eldritch umbrella and ride the storm out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVFgEBq0EKM

I take your umbrella and beat you with it before flinging you off my Hill with a catapult.

My Hill

I summon a strong gust of wind to pull your umbrella into the air, sending you flying off like Marry Poppins.

My hill.

I use my powers to turn the wind around and I land back on top of the Hill, crushing you under my bulk. I then hogtie you and fling you off of my Hill with my catapult.

My Hill

Your catapult misfires. You roll a one and are destroyed along with the machine. I resume command of My Hill.

I come back from the dead and strangle you in your sleep before resuming command of my Hill

My Hill

I walk up your hill like a Canadian and ask nicely to have your hill.
you say no and I apologize, you then come to the conclusion you have been very rude your whole life.
you put your hands over your face and start to cry as my utter kindness fills your heart.
this is now....

My hill

I walk up to the hill and cast Laugh of sorrows on you making you laugh so hard that your body contorts so violently that you tear your internal organs to pieces... (the Harlequin powers are just that nasty)

Stepping over your still giggling corpse I reclaim...my hill

I slap you with a fish and knock you right off of my hill.

I laugh at your pathetic minor fish and cast "summon bigger fish," summoning a shark to crush you. I walk atop the shark and claim my hill, which is now 1 shark taller.

I summon a whale, which crushes you and your pathetic shark.

My Hill

I summon a Leviathan to smash you all, then I relax and rule on My Hill.

I cut my way out of the Leviathan with a chainsaw, before going berzerk, and I chop you up and throw the pieces off of

My Hill

I pick up the hill and smack you with it. Then I re-deploy on My Hill.

My Siege Tanks and Battlecruisers blow you off the hill. Then they redeploy and prepare to defend

Terran Base hill.

I thunder stomp your tanks and beat them into plowshares. Then I relax on my Hill.

I beat you with the Hill and take my revenge on you for your evil deeds. I then relax on

My Hill

....must.....resist......horrible.......pun answer......

While you are trying to resist the urge to answer I knock you unconscious. When you wake up you find yourself stuck in a barrel in the Pacific Ocean

Still My Hill

I High five WK and park my (STILL FLYING) house onto the hill

I welcome Torus to the hill, and once more make him the Grand Poobah of the Hill. I then relax on top of

My Hill

I yank the hill out from underneath you.
My Hill.

I yank the hill out from underneath you and then I drop it on you

My Hill

I catch the hill and run away with it.

I trip Snurl, making the hill fall on him

I drop a weight on top of the Hill, squishing Snurl under it.

Still my Hill

I flip the hill, pinning you underneath. Then I jump up and down on the top.

I use dynamite to blow up the hill, sending Snurl into space, where he lands on the Moon. I then rebuild the hill using magic

My Hill

I shoot the moon and scare you off of my hill.

I climb back up on top of my Hill and buy the deed to the Hill

My (legal) Hill

I buy the mineral rights to the hill, then mine the whole thing out from under you. My Hill.

I steal the minerals from storage and use them to rebuild the Hill on another site.

My Hill

I find the stolen minerals and have you thrown in jail.
My Hill.

I nuke the hill (and snurl) from orbit. I then put on a radiation suit and ride a dropship down to

My (now glowing) hill.

The radiation makes me grow to tremendous size. I swat your dropship like a mosquito. Then I use my atomic fire-breath to guard.......Snurlzilla's Hill.

I stab Snurlzilla in the ankle with a butter knife, which causes him to die instantly (everyone knows Snurlzilla's one weakness is butter)

My Hill

Your butter melts in the atomic haze. Unarmed, you must surrender to the ghost of Snurlzilla, who reclaims the Hill.

Picks up vacuum cleaner.
My hill

Unplugs Vacuum cleaner. My hill.

Blows up the vacuum cleaner, and Snurl with it

My Hill

Rabid Dust Bunnies drive you off of My Hill.

I summon the power of cuteness to flood the hill in adorable puppies, destroying all dust bunnies in the process

Puppy hill

You are arrested for all of the unlicensed puppies on your hill.
As they cart you off, I return again to My Hill.

I hit you over the head with a baseball bat and then I stuff you in a barrel. You wake up floating in the Pacific Ocean

My Hill

I barrel-roll right over you and take back my hill.

I hit your barrel with an oversized mallet sending you 'blasting off again'

My hill

I emerge from the shadows, forming from seemingly nothing behind you. I disarm you and take the mallet, swinging it into your leg. The leg fractures renders you unable to stand, so I simply roll you down

My hill.

Q appears on the hill, with a few of his buddies.

Q continuum hill.

I walk up to Q unnoticed, push him on the floor, and 5 knuckle shuffle him. I promptly make friends with Q's buddies. I then throw Q in a lake nearby

My hill.

I shoot you in the back of the head with a dartgun, knocking you unconscious, I then shove you off of

My Hill

I wake up in a ditch. Remembering I left my frikin' sweet ninja hood behind, I sprint back up the hill to find you wearing it. Waiting until you fall asleep, I sneak in your tent and steal back

My hood(hill)

I burn the tent. My Hill.

As i watch you burn WK's tent, I stealthily kunai you in the back of the head. I am truly king if the ninjas on

My hill

You are arrested for stalking on My Hill.

I am found not guilty, because there is no justice system on

My hill

You are hung before your appeal is heard, on My Hill.

You don't build the stand high enough, so instead of hanging I land. After drop kicking literally everybody, I wrestle back control of

My hill

While you are busy wrestling, I sell tickets to watch the match on My Hill.

While selling tickets, you find yourself in a hell in a cell match somehow. I then purposefully botch a powerbomb and you break your neck. I get the pin and win on

My hill

Lights out...coming out from under the ring and suddenly "AN RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!" catches you off guard, I cash in my money in the bank contract to pin you and take back my hill

However, no one told you that it was scripted. The New Day ride in on unicorns which all impale you. New Day rocks on

My hill

Ihit you with the rocks and take back my hill.

I instant transmission right behind you to avoid the rocks. As you turn around, I plant my foot firmly into your chest, leaving you on the floor wimpering. I laugh upon

My hill

When you plant your foot into my chest I assimilate it. I grow into you and take over on my hill.

I am half Xenomorph, so I explode out of your chest completely unscathed.

My hill

Your Xeno DNA is half mine. Fitting, since you are on My Hill.

Wait are you my dad or something? The pressure makes me monologue, which you are literally bored to death of. With no one to monologue to, I sit alone on

My hill

After carefully biding my time, I shoot you in the back of the head at point blank range with a shotgun, killing you instantly. I then resume control of

My Hill

What you shot was one of my shadow clones. I kunai you in 3 of your pressure points, leaving you twitching on the ground. Adjusting my frikin' sweet ninja hood, I again prove I am the best ninja on

My hidden leaf hill

I use my Anti-Ninja Ray to purge the hill of such taint. Then I resume command of My Hill.

Thanks to my ninja reflexes, I escaped the hill before you used the ray. I then cause an earthquake, crushing you under rubble. I reclaim

My hill

You land on the glue trap I placed on the rubble. While you chew your feet off to free yourself, I celebrate your defeat on my hill.

After re attaching my robotic legs, you realise I am not just a ninja, but a half cyborg ninja. Being totally eclipsed by my badassery, you curl up in a ball and wish it was all over. I laugh at your patheticness on

My hill

I turn into the ball from the film "Phantasm" and drill a hole in your head. Then I relax on My Hill.

I kick the ball over the hill and into a stadium, where you are kicked continuously for 90 minutes. I then fortify

My hill (with ninjas!)

After a few blasts of Napalm, I return to my (crispy) Hill.

I napalm you. I take your ash pile.

I return from the dead and channel my inner Chuck Norris, and I proceed to pummel you until you flee from the Hill screaming in pain

My Hill

After channeling my energy to fight Chuck Norris, I realise he is just a poser. To see someone stoop so low saddens me, and I put you out of your misery with a swift kick to the ribs.

My hill

I simply erase you from....

My Hill.

I tear out of the rip in reality, and with it several clones of myself. I then overwhelm you on

My hill

I banish the imaginary xenos from My Hill.

Us ninja are not xenos, but humans like you. So if you eradicate me, you eradicate yourself also. You are still too weak to do anything on

My hill

The hill is your hill only in your alternate reality.
While you ponder that, I will reign on My Hill.

You can keep your hill, cos that's not the important one. The important one is

My hill

I pimp slap both of you for trying to break the laws of physics and time, and you both run from the hill in mortification. I then claim

My Hill

I run back in time and duck just before you slap me, so you slap yourself off of my hill.

Hey snurl. Welcome to suplex city.

My hill.

I drop a barrage of Basilisks on the hill then storm it with Kasrkins..


My hill.

I throw a dictionary at you. Sort it out.

My hill

You are attacked and ingested by my Thesaurus familiar.

I'm selectively illiterate, so your words don't affect me. You then walk into a pop culture game show in front of a live studio audience and fail to answer any questions. Because of your poor performance, you are dropped into a conveniently placed set of spikes. You are laughed at on

My hill

I use my vast knowledge of pop culture to win at your show, and then as my grand prize I take

My Hill

You are all voted off from

My Hill

Your show is cancelled, on My Hill.

I form an evil organisation called Spectacularly Amazing Workers For Tea-sippers. I invade the hill with my British charm and good manners and take over

My hill

I start a Revolution on the Hill, throw your tea of the Hill and into a conveniently placed Harbor, and then you are driven off of

My Hill