SAWFT corp. is not one to back down from a fight. With several scones and tea cups thrown later they get back control of

My hill

I reply with thrown hamburgers, hot dogs, and pieces of fried chicken. You flee the Hill in horror leaving me in control of

My Hill

I send thousands of Hessians up the hill to run you off,
Then I plant my flag on My Hill.

What you thought was a flag is actually a tree stump with a picture on. As you are confused by this I ninja suplex you, leaving you twitching on the floor. I then plant SAWFT corp's flag on

My hill

I call in a Napalm Strike on the Hill, sending SAWFT running from the Hill, I then drive an Armored Brigade on to

My Hill

SAWFT corp doesn't give in so lightly. They call in their most valuable asset: Mary Sue. She easily walks through any defences and armour set up, and recaptures

My hill

My Armored Brigade returns with a vengeance and blows the Hill up, killing Mary Sue. Afterwards I move onto the next, intact, Hill

My Hill

Mary Sue cannot be killed and suplexes the hill. She then reclaims a different

My hill

Mary Sue eventually dies, like so many other threads. When she does I take back My Hill.

I bribe you with cheeseburgers, and you give me the property rights to the Hill

My Hill

5 Guys Cheeseburgers?

Of course Snurl, only the best for you if you give me my Hill

How many cheeseburgers are we talkin' about here?

I can give you DOUBLE cheeseburgers if you so desire snurl.

Ignore this fool Snurl, I will give you as many cheeseburgers as you desire if you give me

My Hill

I send the Hamburgler in to steal all the cheeseburgers. You chase him off

My Hill

With the hill void of cheeseburgers, I claim the hill.

Snurl, you never learn.

You get punt kicked ninja style off

My hill

I undermine the Hill and make it collapse, sending you tumbling to your doom. Afterwards I claim

My (slightly smaller) Hill

I truck enough rocks and dirt to fill the hole and bury you both alive. Then I claim My Hill.

I harness my ultimate ninja skill to physically move the hill from on top of me. Picking up a stray rock, I launch it at your head snurl, which knocks you unconscious. I offer a hand to WK as I reclaim

My hill

Me and WarbossDakka now co-own

Our Hill

In time, your relationship withers, and soon you are at each other's throats. When you two have torn each other to shreds, I return to rule My Hill.

Thanks to snurl, I order an artillery bombardment on WK's position. Cheers for making me do that.

Anyway, I later find you alone on the hill. Seeing this as a prime opportunity, I board my Gundam/Imperial Knight mech and blast you to ashes. I then stand guard as reinforcements arrive on

My hill

Enraged at Warboss's betrayal, I lead my Household of Imperial Knights in an all out assault on the Hill. My assault drives you off the Hill in short order.

My Hill

Only for yourself to be driven off by my Blood Knights and massed Wight Cavalry. I rise from the ashes as the hill, My Hill, runs red with blood.

I choke slam every one of those undead arses, and then collarbone break you after breaking through your lines. I ready my forces for a counterattack on

My hill

Unfortunately my forces (who were laying in waiting) rise up from amongst the dead bodies on the Hill, and your men are scythed down with ease on

My HIll

People never learn. It was all a trap, and you find yourself surrounded. Since we don't want to waste such good ammo, we just get the resurrected Mary Sue to suplex everyone who stands in our way.

My hill

I use my diabolical mind control on Mary Sue and win the day. Then I raise the hordes of bodies to guard My Hill.

I use napalm on the Hill to incinerate Snurl and the zombies that are guarding it. After the fire fades I reclaim

My Hill

Through the fire and flames I emerge, using ninja skill to manipulate the flames to incinerate you. I take control of

My crispy hill

Unfortunately for you I then morph into a dragon, who is immune to fire. You are then devoured on

My Hill

I cut out of your stomach, killing you in the process. I make a ninja cape out of your dragon scales and take reign over

My hill

I revive myself and strangle you with your cape

My Hill

While you two struggle I dump several tons of cement on you, making a decorative statue for atop MyHill.

Suplex.

My hill

I creatively use a piece of string and a lemon to break out of the cement. I then engage Snurl and Warboss in an honorable duel on top of

My Hill

Triplex. My Hill.

I take you atop a large skyscraper, and land a downward kick to the head. You end up at the bottom floor. Leaving you reeling in pain, I raise the SAWFT corp's Standard on

My hill

Unbeknownst to you, that skyscraper was a secret bastion for my troops. While you are drunkenly celebrating your victory my troops rise from the shadows and murder every SAWFT member that is there.

My Hill

Just as you snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, a tanker plane loaded with jet fuel slams into the skyscraper, collapsing everything into a heap of smoking rubble. I truck the rubble away and melt it down, to be made into battlements atop My Hill.

I engage drunken dwarf mode. And we all know there's only one thing that can stop drunken dwarfs.

My hill

I throw a canister of Ale at Warboss, which distracts him so much that he falls off the Hill and rolls down into an active volcano

My Hill

I plant my flag on the hill

My hill

I engage my Fyreslayer dwarf mode to resist the lava. Climbing out of the volcano, I flame slap Badrukk for being lazy, and make the hill become more like Mount Doom. I taunt you all on

My hill

I call in moar dakka to blast Warboss Dakka off the hill. I then fire a conversion ray at it to change it to a green grassy hill ~500 meters in height.

Changed hill

I sneak up behind Badrukk and stab him in the back and hurl him off

My Hill

I sneak through the tall grass and overrun War Kitten with my Mulcher-Bagger mower. My Hill.

To keep in tradition, I suplex snurl off the 500m hill, claiming it as

My hill

In an ironic twist of fate, I suplex YOU off of the Hill. I then fortify

My HIll

As you build your fortified position, you cut yourself on the rusty wreckage from the hill's violent history. As you go for some stitches and a tetnaus shot, i reclaim My Hill.

Already having the jab, I hold up a politically incorrect banner. You curl up into a ball thinking about how low humanity has come. I reclaim

My hill

I return from the hospital and I take your banner and beat you with it. After desecrating the SAWFT Banner I reclaim

My Hill

I uncurl from a ball and go into a violent rage, nothing stands before my fury, on My Hill.

Except for the Inquisition. They question you so hard you are forced to reconsider your life choices before having a bolt round put through your head. I plant the SAWFT corp flag in the ground as reinforcements arrive on

My hill

I didn't expect that.

I call in an airstrike and I level the Hill. I then reclaim

My Hill

Realizing that WK just claimed a piece of flat land, I claim a different

My hill

In a fit of fury I explode Warboss's Hill with my epic mind powers. I then reclaim the next suitable Hill

My Hill

Again realizing that WK doesn't have an eye for good hill quality, I go to the best quality hill to claim it as

My hill

Warboss Dakka has fallen for the fake hill I set up while he wasn't looking. I press the detonator button and watch as he is blown sky-high, from the comfort of My Hill.

Returning from orbit, I hulk smash your hill, flattening it. I then claim a different

My hill

While WarbossDakka goes poking around hill-hunting, I rebuild the true hill, the one hill, My Hill.

Which promptly sees you kicked off of. Sorry.

My hill

I uncloak behind Warboss Dakka and stab him with a poison dagger. I watch as he writhes in agony on

My Hill

As you watch, I materialize behind you and throw you both into the Veg-O-Matic of doom. Thousands of Julianne Fries in minutes, on My Hill.

I magically reform myself and throw you into the Veg-O-Matic. I then make you into pumpkin pie on

My Hill

Those who have eaten the tainted Pumpkin Pie become the zombie guards on My Hill.

I use my celestial bow to cleanse the area on

My hill

I become sick of fighting over that Hill, so I use dark magic to send it into low orbit, along with Snurl and Warboss. I then claim a nice house on a nearby hill

My Hill

I use gravity to slingshot the hill back to earth, and land it on top of your house on My Hill.

I grab the Moon and toss it on the hill, completely flattening you both ( and probably the Earth with it). I then claim

My crater

You are allergic to Moon Dust. My Hill.

I have my epipen on me.

My hill

Luckily, my House was protected by an advanced force field, which then activates and sends Warboss, Snurl, and the Hill that landed on me back into low orbit. I then relax on

My Hill

The hill eventually crashes into the sea. The result is a tidal wave which lifts your force field and the house inside it and floats it out to sea. As the tide recoils, I scramble back to the top of My Hill.

Before getting caught in a beartrap by me. I make your death quick and painless. I fill the hill with traps before claiming it as

My hill

Unfortunately for you, I took feats that let me detect all of your traps, which I then disarm. You wake up to find my knife in your throat

My Hill

I secretly re-arm all of the traps while you are dealing with WarbossDakka. Then as you carelessly walk back to your command post, you trip a trap and are blown to smithereens on.....

My Hill.

And as you walk back to your command centre, you forget you rearmed ALL the traps. You are blown sky high. Removing all traps I return to rule over

My hill

Except you forgot to check for new traps. When you sit on your Hill-Throne, you too are blown sky-high. Meantime I hide the hill where you won't be able to find it.

Yet I decided I don't need to know where you are. I incinerate the surface of the planet, where I create an artificial hill with traps designed to not engage when I walk past them. I laugh crazily on

My hill

I use time-travel technology to travel back to before you incinerate the planet, and I then stab you in the throat again to eliminate the threat that you pose. I then reign on

My HIll

Being allergic to kittens, they are all exterminated on

My hill

Not the Kitties! Noooo!
I march on the hill with ten thousand girl scouts to banish you in shame for your unethical treatment of animals.
The Girl Scouts place a camp on top of the hill where they camp out, sing songs, and eat S'mores. Eventually they plant flowers and raise cute fuzzy animals there.

Girl Scout's Hill.

I sign a treaty with the Girl Scouts on the Hill. In exchange for them giving me the Hill, my army of War Kittens agrees to become their pets on odd numbered days. I now reign, along with Snurl, on

My Hill

I order a bombing run on the hill. Yet, instead of explosives, I drop catnip. Your society falls into chaos, and you are forced to abandon the hill. The hill is left alone for the first time in a while.

5 years later, I return to the hill, hoping that no more conflict occurs on this hill. I meditate silently on

My hill

I sneak up behind you and strangle you for daring to bomb my friends and I.

My Hill

After entering the Silent Hill, neither of you are heard from again.

That's because I left. Too much death has occurred on these hills, and I wish to be a part of it no longer.

Forgotten hill

I find a brand new hill, one where no fighting has occurred, and I built a pleasant little cottage on it.

Peaceful Hill

I sit upon the peak of a hill in the Austrian alps where I do some high altitude meditation training, preparing for the inevitable conflict on WK's hill.

Cold hill

I manifest psionic storms all over the hill and everyone on it runs away. I then warp in reinforcements and Photon Cannon emplacements on

Protoss Hill.

I roll live Krak Grenades down your airshaft until it's My Hill.

Using my new found psychic strength, I increase the gravity on the hill, crushing you in the process. I ready myself on

My hill

I send in Eldar Farseers who easily dispel your pitiful powers on

My HIll

I send in Necrons who easily flatten your Eldar on My Hill.

I trap your troops in neverending filler episodes about eating and going to a water park. I easily take

My hill

I dig out a nice subterranean cavern underneath your Hill. After signing a peace treaty with you we reign peacefully on

Our Hill

I hire an exterminator, who sends you packing off of My Hill.

Plot twist, I am the exterminator.

Mah Hill

You're fired. My Hill.

I convince you to rehire me.

I quit.

My Hill

The hill does not tolerate quitters. My Hill.

I pimp-slap both of you for reasons known only to me, and you flee the hill in shame

My Hill

I release a giant domino line to crush you all on

My hill

I use the power of magnets to flip the dominos back onto you, and you are crushed immediately

My Hill

Your magnets cause a passing jet to crash on your head. I survey the wreckage on my hill.

I am the wreckage. I style on you so hard not even your parents love you anymore.

My Hill

I challenge you to a dance battle and I defeat you so thoroughly that I am given the Hill by all of your groupies (who are now mine btw).

My HIll

I rap you right off of My Hill.

I harness the spirit of Eminem, Ice Cube and Jack the Rap God and beat you easily.

My Hill

Grand Master Snurl easily repels your attack
And sends you back, reelin'
That is real fear
Y'all have been feelin'
Just come back up for a cheap thrill
Learn the drill
because you know
you'll be fighting
if you try to take
My Hill.

I mock your weak raps and all of your angry fans throw you off of

My Hill

And a spear soon sees you flying off

My Hill

I whistle and the hill comes running to me. It shakes you off. I give the hill it's supper and a scratch behind the ears. Then I settle down on My Hill.

That's... Mildly disturbing. I phone the RSPCA to remove the hill from your control. I then adopt

My Hill

I phone the RSPCA and inform them that you are mistreating the Hill and the Hill is removed from your care and placed into mine

My Hill

The hill escapes and returns to its rightful owner, me.
I replace it's tags and collar, then take it out hunting.
A fine day with My Hill.

I shoot you with a tranquilizer dart, pack you into a very small wooden box, and ship you off to Siberia.

My HIll

I go Pyro and make you useless. Your hill disowns you, and becomes

My Hill

The hill flattens out.
My Plane.

You ignore the rules of the thread, and you are ban hammered.

My Hill

You neglected to remove me from the Hill, so I shoot YOU with a tranquilizer dart and ship you off to Alaska.

My Hill

I smite you with righteous anger.

My Hill.

I sacrifice you to the blood god.
My Hill

I hatch a plan to have Tzeentch deceive Slaanesh into slapping Khorne in the face and whilst they play 'kiss chase stab' I claim

My hill

I declare exterminatus upon your planet, destroying you and leaving only,

My hill

Time is rewound, so the exterminatus never happened. As a result, Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter takes his boyz on a WAAAGH! and it is....

Gorgutz's Hill

I throw a jug of squig ale off the Hill, and you and all your Boyz run off after it. While you do so I fortify

My Hill

I infiltrate your fortifications while you visit your family, reclaiming
My Hill

I pluck you from the hill like a migrant worker on a chicken farm.
Then I hide out on My Hill.

I slice the hill in half with a huge and completely impractical sword shouting about friendship, eliminating anyone in the vicinity with the shockwave. I quickly superglue the hill back together as I claim

My hill

The two halves of the hill make a whole. You fall into the whole just as the superglue dries, leaving me free to pounce upon My Hill.

My fortifications somehow survive the hill being sliced in half, and I quickly leap into action, gunning down Snurl and drop kicking his corpse off of

My Hill

I snipe War Kitten, and destroy his fortifications on

My Hill

I knock you off the hill with a Fish-slap.

My Hill.

I duck under the sniper shot and slap Snurl off the Hill with a metal dreadnought in a sock

My Hill

I walked onto the hill with a "free hugs" sign.

Worked like a charm.

My Hill

I instigate a fight between warboss and warkitten by writing nasty insults on warboss' sign, as they kill eachother I have a drink on

My hill

It's High Noon on

My Hill

I build up a bunch of units and send them all at the hill. They quickly blow away all the opposition and take up defensive positions on

My (once again Protoss) hill.

I ride into town and call your yellow ass out into the street. Then I empty my six-guns into you and claim
My Hill.

You fall into the hole I dug while you weren't looking. I set up anti-protoss defences as I wait on

My hill

I cleverly disguise myself as an old peddler woman, and come to visit you on the hill. I convince you to taste one of my apples.
When you take a bite you are enchanted to sleep forever, or until true love's kiss awakens you. I ditch my disguise and rule on my Hill.

WK takes one for the team (we won't go into detail) and together, we take back the hill. WK then gets choke slammed through a table.

My Hill

I get up after being choke-slammed, and I kick Warboss in the naughty bits for his betrayal. He is now singing soprano on

My Hill

The Hill is alive with the sound of Music. The hill shakes you off, then goes back to sleep. I creep up to the top of my Hill.

The hill is now subject to the sound of silence, and I creep back up the Hill and I chokeslam you through a table

My Hill

I manifest psionic lightning all over the hill. I then climb up and toss your blackened, still twitching body off of

My Hill.

I throw a javelin at you, which then extends into several spears, leaving you looking like a pin cushion. I shout a war chant on

My Hill

Your yelling wakes me up, so I throw an alarm clock at you, knocking you senseless. I send you down the chute to the bottom of the hill, then I get some shut-eye on top of My Hill.

I suffocate you with your own pillow, and then I take a well-deserved nap on

My Hill

I choke you with your own pillow, and then I stay awake on

My Hill

I turn the tables on you, and I literally crush you with a table

My Hill

I table you on the first turn. Then I relax on My Hill.

I throw you head first through a BURNING table on

My Hill

You foolishly used a table in my presence, and I strangle you for your crimes.

My Hill

You were not the first to use tables, as it was I who first used them. You have met your match foul kitten!

My Hill

Indeed we are well matched. So I hire my good friend Snurl to assassinate you, I then secure

My Hill

I happily assasinate the Warboss, then roll d20. According to the result on the table, my fee is one hill. I accept my payment and relax again on My Hill.

We don't go down that easily. I put you in a box and bury you alive under

My Hill

I launch a sneak attack on Warboss and I succeed in killing him and then I claim the bounty on his head.

My Hill

I drag you, screaming, beneath the surface of My Hill.

I walk back on top of the hill, realising that no one is there. I wonder where everyone went on

My Hill

I come up from beneath the Earth and I smack you in the face with a hammer, knocking you unconscious and leaving me free to claim

My Hill

But only as my zombie thrall. You obediently hand me the hammer, then I send you to patrol the bottom of My Hill.

As the avatar, I earthbend a large section of the hill, and crush you in a rock prison. You are trapped and unable to move on

My Hill

As i tunnel my way out, I strike a vein of gold. I begin a mining operation which soon yields platinum as well. I shrewdly invest my new wealth, then relax on My (Golden) Hill.

I arrest you as the rights of the hill belong to WK. As you contemplate your new life in prison, I nuke the hill anyway. I wear a radiation suit on

My (glowing) Hill

I come back to life under my own control and I stab you 45 times in the chest with a rusty fork for nuking the Hill. I then begin to clean up

My Hill

I buy off the judge and return to My Hill, where I tip my groundskeeper WK very well for cleaning the place up.

I continue to serve on

Snurl's Hill

I creep up the hill and hit you in the back of the head with the broken table, and you roll of of

My Hill

After waking up I creep up the hill and hit you in the back of the head with a folding chair, and then I throw you off of

My Hill

I use my psionic powers to temporarily control your mind and make you run away from

My Hill.

I use my gastrointestinal powers to unleash a tremendous cloud of stinking methane gas, to chase you off of My Hill.

Shield. D-throw. Jab. U-tilt. U-tilt. F-air. D-tilt. F-air. F-air. D-air spike.

True combo.

My Hill

I bulls-eye you with a proton torpedo in my T-16. Then I go back home to My Hill.

I spam your computer with dank memes. You become an 11 year old.

My Hill

A bunch of Flesh Hounds and Bloodletters chase you off of the hill. I sprinkle the hill with the blood of my enemies and stand on

My Hill (now dedicated to Khorne).

I stop by the bottom of the hill in an Ice Cream truck. The hypnotic music makes everyone come down to get a frozen treat. While everyone is in line, I sneak back up to the top of My Hill.

I spot snurl, and wait in a concealed position to let my ultimate meter build up. I then pressed Q on

My Hill

I unplug your console and slap you off the hill with a fish.

You forgot to claim it sooooo

Still My Hill

I claim the hill after beating you with a Dreadnaught in a Sock.

I grab onto a pole attached to the floor and reverse gravity. You float away on

My Hill

I slap you with a fish for messing with the laws of physics

My Hill

As I drift up I float into a storm cloud, and ride the lightning back to the top of My Hill, frying everyone there in the process.

I exterminate all fish in the world, and you perish because I morph you into a brown bear. You starve on

My Hill

I am the son of Zeus, and so I am immune to lightning

Still my Hill

You may be immune to lightning, but not hungry Brown Bears.
I claim My Hill as I gnaw on your skull.

Yeah, not sure where you were going with that one. Anyway, I load a minigun full of tranquilizer darts, and spray snurl down. I deport him to Canada on

My Hill

I realize the stupidity of my previous statement and come back in a tank. Your minigun is useless on

My Hill

I return from Canada in a bigger Canadian Tank, and shoot you full of holes. Then I consume a case of Molson on My Hill.

I get a 1% crit on

My Hill

I hit you with a throwing axe

My hill

I catch it with my teeth, and I spit it onto the floor. I then pelt you with Crimson Fist flavoured steel rehn.

My Hill

I smite you with harsh language and scathing innuendo.
My hill.

I put in earplugs

My Hill

I take out the earplugs

My Hill

I open a Parochial School on the hill. A Nun with a Ruler chases you both away from St. Snurl's Hill.

I bulldoze the Church of Snurlism on

My Hill

I blow up your bulldozer with a rocket launcher and use your ashes to fertilize a nice garden on

My Hill

I respawn in your garden and grow there, undetected until it's too late for you to do anything about it. Then I rule again, on my Hill. Now with handy Pumpkin patch.

It's not even Halloween yet. No one buys your produce and you starve. I then drop a load of tar on

My Hill

I bury you in the tar and then start a business empire on

My Hill

You find that this Hill is located in Greece, so your buisness empire is actually a corner shop. I unload a mag of Heavy Bolter ammo into the shop on

My Hill

You are flung from the hill for illegal weapons discharge.
I remove the tar from My Hill.

I go to the corrupt a wish thread. You wish for eternal life.

I put you in a inescapable box on

My Hill

I open the box with the skeleton key and unleash the beast on

My Hill

I devour the interlopers on My Hill.

I drop a whale on

My Hill

I drop an F-Bomb on My Hill.

I build my own little "bomb" shelter on

My Hill.

I put a bomb inside the shelter on

My Hill

I fire a missile at

My Hill

I Deep-Strike on to My Hill.

You don't realise I covered the hill in terrain, and you roll a 1 on the mishap table on

My Hill

I assault you and make a sweeping advance on

My Hill

I have ATSKNF. I am also superior in CC on

My Hill

I become a GMC and proceed to stomp you to death on

My Hill

I activate my counter and your overwhelming powah is reflected straight back. I start meditating on

My Hill

You become one with everything, on My Hill.

I disrupt your meditation and you leave to seek out a more peaceful place


My Hill

I bury you alive, for change comes from within My Hill.

I bury you alive, for change comes from within My Hill.

You have been banned from this thread. My hill.

You arent a mod. Know your place on

My Hill

My place is on My Hill.

I go to your place and shout heresy as loud as possible. The Inquisiton who were disguised as grass destroy your place on

My Hill

I am the Inquisition on

My Hill

The inquiring minds of the inquisition lead you directly into the trap I set on My Hill.

I magic the Inquisition out of existence on

My Hill

While you are playing collectable card games with the inquisition, I drop napalm on My Hill.

I install a powerful force field on my Hill just before your bombs hit, I then give Warboss and the Inquisition lots of Magic cards to keep them busy on

My Hill

But the cards you give me are super rare, and I sell them on eBay. With my new found fortune, I bring back the good old suplex, making WK part of

My Hill

Ha! All those Black Lotus are printed with real Black Lotus.
You all quickly expire after handling the rares, and I resume command of My Hill.

I, a witness of this carnage, decide to join in and take my army to conquer

My Hill

I hug snurl, so he quickly expires too. I see off in the distance an army sitting on another hill, but not moving. I shrug and reclaim

My Hill

I use my magical powers to bring myself back to life and then I use them to teleport Warboss over to the other Hill where Pixels army is waiting to kill him

My Hill

I comically run away from ST4P's army, and then put on a Culexus assassin helmet. You get a really bad headache on

My Hill

I cut the cable line leading to the hill. as everyone investigates, I reclaim My Hill.

My army throws me away in a fit of rage onto

My hill

Noticing ST4P on the right hill this time, I throw him back to the other hill, where his very angry army aren't very happy with him. I plant the standard on

My Hill

The hill does not like having a standard planted on it, so it squirts you off like a watermelon seed. I then reclaim My Hill.

I apologise to the hill and he lets me have it back.

My Hill

After booting you off again in some creative manner, I install wind turbines on the top of the hill. We are all huge metal fans on My Hill.

I plant C4 on the turbines and they fall down on top of you

My Hill

The fans great height and spinning blades smash you as well.
My Hill.

After getting beaten to a tiny pulp by my army, I sneak through the wreckage onto

My hill

I show ST4P where the actual hill is, while also telling his army where he is. ST4P finally finds his bearings on

My Hill

Knowing you deceived me, I go run over to

My Hill

I offer ST4P a commission in the Kitten army and together we take back

My Hill

I distract the Kittens with the red dot and take back my Hill.

I drop kick snurl into a conveniently placed lava pool. I celebrate victory on

My volcano

The Kitten army makes its triumphant return and we drive Warboss from the Hill with hairballs

My Hill

My army of expendable Imperial Guardsmen march to the top of the hill and rout the kitten army with their laser pointer rifles - specifically by pointing and firing them far away from the hill.

The kitten army is dispersed and flee the hill in delightfully cute chaos.

The Hill belongs to the Emperor.

Since Cryptek is not the emperor, I claim

My hill

I retcon the fluff to put me back on top of My Hill.

I burn all of snurl's new codexes on

My Hill

The Kitten army returns with a vengeance, and all are driven away from the Hill by a tide of lethal cuteness.

My Hill

Unfortunately, lethal cuteness doesn't protect against 50 Fusion Cannons, as I overpower them with a division of MEKA, who may or may not have some hottie pilots

My Hill - guess I need to go find a Korean flag now huh?

I unleash a 6 man stack of Roadhog upon the Hill

My Hill

I show the Roadhog where Vape Nation is. There are no more Roadhogs on

My Hill

Vape Naysh can be simply dealt with, using my Tempestus Scions with Rebreathers

My Hill

I hire some Tau fire warriors, all with AP4 weapons. They shred through the Tempestus on

My Hill

I cast a 6 dice fireball on the top of the hill. I roll boxcars. There are none left alive on My Hill.

Thinking Snurl is made of fire, I blast him with a water cannon. I then claim

My Hill

Watering Pumpkins makes them bigger. I squash you on My Hill.

I try pumpkin pie on

My Hill

I have one of my Ghosts nuke the Hill from orbit. I then claim another Hill

My Hill

I quickly re-garrison the REAL hill with zombies and ghouls.
My Hill.

I drop a garrison on the hill, crushing all beneath it. I claim the hill with little resistance.

My Hill

Time to roll in the Medusa Artillery Battery

My Hill now, obviously

Land Raider Terminus Ultras. Like 10 of them.

My Hill (with tanks)

I unleash an Orbital Bombardment on the Hill

My Hill

Since there is nobody on the hill now, I bought a Korean Flag from a supermarket and stuck it on top of the hill-

My Hill, I mean. Also dug some mines into the soil. Have fun!

I tunnel up from below the hill, leaving the mines intact as i Pluck the Korean Flag and plant my Pumpkin Banner on My Hill.

I run onto the hill holding out the DOW III gameplay trailer. You flee from

My Hill

I run onto the Hill holding the Dawn of War 1 intro and you are crushed by a horde of Bluhd Rehvens.

My Hill

Interesting how you managed to dodge all the un-detonated mines under the soil there War Kitten No matter, I have them linked to a remote detonator anyways.

My Hill, and man can it take a beating!

The hill takes a beating. Gonna need more Land Raider Terminus Ultras. I now contest

My Hill

I clear the hill with dragon fire and claim the hill.

My hill.

Your dragons are no match for my Hydra AA guns

My Hill

Your Hydras are no match for my Land Raiders.

My Hill

Your Land Raiders are no match for my BROOKLYN RAGE!

My Hill.
















Homie.

Nyeh.

My Hill

I unleash the Zerg on the Hill

My Hill

I unleash the much cooler Tyranids

My Hill

I unleash the much much cooler Covenant onto

My Hill

I virus bomb the Hill from orbit. Once the dust (and dead bodies) settle I claim and fortify

My Hill

I nuke the hill from orbit, just to be sure.
Then I colonize my Hill.

I steel rehn from orbit, just to be really sure.

My Hill

I steel rehn on top of your steel rehn. Once the universe finishes imploding I claim

My Hill

Radioactive mutants drive you from My Hill.

I start Waaagh! Dakka onto

My Hill

I lure your orks away with a shiny thing. Then I laugh, on My Hill.

You get terminal hiccups from the laughter. I dig your grave on

My Hill