If you wish that GW made nude models...... For fun....
When you make your own nude models just for fun.
When You accidently say to your GF." By the emperor it shall be so!" or "Thunderhawk landing..."
Omg that was the most peverted post i have ever done....
EVER
Every time a friend sneezes you say "The Emperor blesses you."
Sneezes in a row;
One sneeze: "The Emperor blesses you."
Two sneezes: "You have expelled a lessor Daemon. The Emperor blesses you."
Three or more sneezes: "You have expelled a greater Daemon. The Emperor blesses you."
When you play a video game, it starts to stutter, and you pray to the Machine Spirit to make everything be alright until you can get to the Save Point.
When you pray to the Machine Spirit to give you that one drop you need in a loot based video game.
FUUUUDGE! wrote:You have a long list of eldar translated into English (me,sadly)
That reminds me.... long time ago in the LGS there was a guy playing Tau (3rd Ed) That guy prepared two lists for tournaments few times... one was the "normal list" and the other one counted as fluff for the tournament.... the list was the same than the normal one.... but in Tau scripture
If you invite friends over to play in a 16,000 points aside apoc, halfway through because you got sick of spending the last four weekends trying to outplay yourself.
You insist on teaching your wife how to play just so that you always have an opponent.
You insist on teaching your wife how to play so that you have an excuse to build a new army.
When you still try to figure out some new and clever phrases to this thread even you know you can't come up with anything good and that this thread most likely already contains all the things you are going to say.
The only reason you still have your job is so you can buy more little plastic men, yet at the same time you want to quit your job so you can have enough time to paint your minis.
epil wrote:The only reason you still have your job is so you can buy more little plastic men, yet at the same time you want to quit your job so you can have enough time to paint your minis.
When you're out of a job and still don't have enough time to paint all your minis
epil wrote:The only reason you still have your job is so you can buy more little plastic men, yet at the same time you want to quit your job so you can have enough time to paint your minis.
Well, that and to pay rent and other basic needs...
squeekenator wrote:When you see this picture and are unable to laugh because you're too enraged about it getting 'God-Emperor' the wrong way round. Very guilty.
When you see this picture and are unable to laugh because you're too enraged about it getting 'God-Emperor' the wrong way round. Very guilty.
More importantly you're confused as to why the imperial guard is asking an enemy race where their (the enemy's) God-Emperor is (assuming they aren't traitor guard).
squeekenator wrote:When you see this picture and are unable to laugh because you're too enraged about it getting 'God-Emperor' the wrong way round. Very guilty.
s.j.mccartney wrote:when you need to extend your table to fit all your armies on it, but still can't fit all your guardsmen so you keep them in their boxes and bags!
check out my pic! It took me the guts of this morning to set them all up, gonna have to get some better pics...
When you try and convert a Stars Wars miniature into a 40k creature or vehicle. Extremely guilty
Kurgash wrote:When you watch old the old Disney movie Atlantis and think the leviathan was a Necron. I SWEAR IT WAS!!! :O
Lol How come no one in this entire thread has thought of that? XD
When I watched Stargate Atlantis in the last season. I was OMG THERE BE A SPACE MARINE! (It turned out to be a Asgard)
Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:When you start mixing fictions and real life with 40k.
Some lines I've said to non- 40k playing friends:
"Yo, I just watched Night Haunter- I mean the Dark Knight- last night."
"That car looks like a Land Raider!"
"I want milk on my Khorne flakes, please."
Also: When you believe that the Iron Giant was a Titan or an overgrown necron (guilty)
When you can imagine said titan stomping through the US army with his titan close combat weapons.
When you've commented at least three times on this thread.
When you write your own fiction for your own chapter (guilty again).
When you spend more time fantasizing over models thant women (NOT GUILTY, your Honors).
Yep at least 3 of these affect me. But the last is a no. I probably think about woman more than 40k! Women....... Women.......... ITs like a zombies version of brains except its me who likes women..... Yeah forget it. When you really think this thread has gone on for too long but you want to keep it going!
You have probably gotten bolder since playing in a 40k tournament. (Guilty it means that you have gotten a little more aggressive and you take your chances)
When you ride a roller coaster. You Start Screaming wAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! RED GO FASTA! On the Diablo.
You mistake the Devil from Bedazzled as a Demonette.
The Imperator wrote:When you see the trailer for Alpha and Omega 3D, you think, "Wow, the Alpha Legions making chaos indoctronation videos for children."
Actually, that movie is quite sexual and full of innuendo
The Imperator wrote:When you see the trailer for Alpha and Omega 3D, you think, "Wow, the Alpha Legions making chaos indoctronation videos for children."
Actually, that movie is quite sexual and full of innuendo
So its the Emperors Children Emperor's Children Teaching porn to Kids!
s.j.mccartney wrote:when you need to extend your table to fit all your armies on it, but still can't fit all your guardsmen so you keep them in their boxes and bags!
check out my pic! It took me the guts of this morning to set them all up, gonna have to get some better pics...
When you try and convert a Stars Wars miniature into a 40k creature or vehicle. Extremely guilty
Hell fire droids make great Manticores. Same size and everything *side from the huge wheels*
s.j.mccartney wrote:when you need to extend your table to fit all your armies on it, but still can't fit all your guardsmen so you keep them in their boxes and bags!
check out my pic! It took me the guts of this morning to set them all up, gonna have to get some better pics...
When you try and convert a Stars Wars miniature into a 40k creature or vehicle. Extremely guilty
Hell fire droids make great Manticores. Same size and everything *side from the huge wheels*
You know you're a Star Wars fan when it pisses you off that someone said Hellfire instead of HAILfire.
s.j.mccartney wrote:when you need to extend your table to fit all your armies on it, but still can't fit all your guardsmen so you keep them in their boxes and bags!
check out my pic! It took me the guts of this morning to set them all up, gonna have to get some better pics...
When you try and convert a Stars Wars miniature into a 40k creature or vehicle. Extremely guilty
Hell fire droids make great Manticores. Same size and everything *side from the huge wheels*
You know you're a Star Wars fan when it pisses you off that someone said Hellfire instead of HAILfire.
The Imperator wrote:When you see the trailer for Alpha and Omega 3D, you think, "Wow, the Alpha Legions making chaos indoctronation videos for children."
Actually, that movie is quite sexual and full of innuendo
So its the Emperors Children Emperor's Children Teaching porn to Kids!
Yep. Look up the 'parental guide review' or something like that. it has 3/5 (or 2/3, don't remember) stars for sexuality.
Auto penetrate/wound, Instant death. Essentially the abrams fires a more advanced generation III shaped charge warhead (as opposed to imperials Generation II) and it can also fire what is basically a vanquisher round. Both will cleave through solid objects like theres no tomorrow.
well it does have a few other ammo types like a 120mm shotgun shell so I guess you could make that use the apocalypse blast template, and a few other High explosives like the HESH (high Explosive Squash Head) which is great for toppling buildings.... sad thing about it is that the abrams would be a super heavy in almost every way but it'd be av 12-13 on the front at most. So you'd have this big hulking behemoth that could ruin pretty much anyones day in the 40th Millennium, but would pop to most stuff.
oh and my contribution to this thread: when you look at an AA-12 and think.... RIPPER GUN!!!!!!
When you accidentally call a girl you like your Sister of Battle. As she looks remotely farmiliar to a Cannoness. And you find that extremely attractive. (EXTREMELY GUILTY!)
When instead of using God - Damn, You use EMPEROR BE PRAISED! As a Swear Word. And You also use the Word Gak, and Dakka in the same day.
I am guilty of 3 of them haven't used feth/gak in an essay although i am highly tempted.
When you actually sat in materials class and thought how to make ceramite and what would the stress, strain and young's modulus would be along with ultimate and yield strength
When you look at the nerf axe/ sword and think 'I could make it look like a power axe and use it on people and not get thrown in jail.'
When you sit in a parking lot and look up and imagine how big a space marine flagship would be and how much area the shadow will cover.
When you accidently say to a girl. "And by the emperor it shall be so!"
"Wait What?"
"What did i say?"
"Uhh, By the emperor?"
"Oh, gak."
"Is the emperor your god or something?"
"Uhh. Sorry thats from a thread."
"A Thread?"
"Sh-"
Then I preceded to tell her i'm sorry and walked away in shame.
74. You wonder which template a U.S. Army tank uses for it's main weapon.
It uses no Template, it'd be a str D AP1 solid shot..... I know way too much about physics and shaped charges for my own good.
Except the shell isnt a shaped charge, its a APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot), though they do carry HE rounds which would be a Blast Templet of some sort.
74. You wonder which template a U.S. Army tank uses for it's main weapon.
It uses no Template, it'd be a str D AP1 solid shot..... I know way too much about physics and shaped charges for my own good.
Except the shell isnt a shaped charge, its a APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot), though they do carry HE rounds which would be a Blast Templet of some sort.
They also carry HEAT rounds... And have the option to carry HESH... not sure if anybody still uses HESH though. Though I think the newer versions are using Tandem Heat rounds to get around the reactive armor. HEAT rounds penetrate more and do more damage inside but APFSDS fear nothing have a limited abiltiy to ignore reactive armor (the newer version at least). Basically APFSDS will hit even if the target has reactive armor and active counter measures but HEAT has a higher chance of killing the target. But heat even the tandem ones have to worry about the active countermeasures systems on the market... Thank god the russians didn't develope those for their T72's that went to export.
APFSDS also doesn't have to worry about cage armor.... the little embarrassing secret to shaped charges is their vulnerability to cage armor...
74. You wonder which template a U.S. Army tank uses for it's main weapon.
It uses no Template, it'd be a str D AP1 solid shot..... I know way too much about physics and shaped charges for my own good.
Except the shell isnt a shaped charge, its a APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot), though they do carry HE rounds which would be a Blast Templet of some sort.
They also carry HEAT rounds... And have the option to carry HESH... not sure if anybody still uses HESH though. Though I think the newer versions are using Tandem Heat rounds to get around the reactive armor. HEAT rounds penetrate more and do more damage inside but APFSDS fear nothing have a limited abiltiy to ignore reactive armor (the newer version at least). Basically APFSDS will hit even if the target has reactive armor and active counter measures but HEAT has a higher chance of killing the target. But heat even the tandem ones have to worry about the active countermeasures systems on the market... Thank god the russians didn't develope those for their T72's that went to export.
APFSDS also doesn't have to worry about cage armor.... the little embarrassing secret to shaped charges is their vulnerability to cage armor...
I think Commonwealth forces still use some HESH in tank guns. ... What's really scary is HESH shotgun slugs. Them and fireflys.
74. You wonder which template a U.S. Army tank uses for it's main weapon.
It uses no Template, it'd be a str D AP1 solid shot..... I know way too much about physics and shaped charges for my own good.
Except the shell isnt a shaped charge, its a APFSDS (Armor Piercing Fin Stabilized Discarding Sabot), though they do carry HE rounds which would be a Blast Templet of some sort.
They also carry HEAT rounds... And have the option to carry HESH... not sure if anybody still uses HESH though. Though I think the newer versions are using Tandem Heat rounds to get around the reactive armor. HEAT rounds penetrate more and do more damage inside but APFSDS fear nothing have a limited abiltiy to ignore reactive armor (the newer version at least). Basically APFSDS will hit even if the target has reactive armor and active counter measures but HEAT has a higher chance of killing the target. But heat even the tandem ones have to worry about the active countermeasures systems on the market... Thank god the russians didn't develope those for their T72's that went to export.
APFSDS also doesn't have to worry about cage armor.... the little embarrassing secret to shaped charges is their vulnerability to cage armor...
Yes I'm aware, my father was a Gunner on the M1A1 Abrams MBT and modern HEAT rounds are primarily used against Light Armor (IFVs,APCs and the like) and Outdated Tanks (T-64s, 62s, 54/55s and some un-updated 72's) Should they feel like using HEAT against them, but most of the time for most of those models they wouldd..
Your English teacher mentions WYSIWYG, pronouncing it as the word it is, and you immediately make the 40k connection and are overjoyed.
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1. You challenge a fantasy player to a game, telling him he can use his empire as space marines.....
2. You try to learn a fantasy game, using your orcs from the future....
Whe you try to convince your history teacher that The USA is ruled by Teh Spehs Emprerah, and not by a president.
When your teacher gives you a zero, and tells you that there never was such a thing like Teh Spehs Emperah, only a wellfaring nation ruled by American presidents.
And the you yell "HERESY!" , and then think your teacher will actually be shot down by an inquisitor.
.....Not the case, and you still get a zero for behaviour.
When your wife drops and breaks your newly painted Thunder Wolf Lord and breaks it, you yell heretic thou must burn and she just shakes her head, apologises and says she is not Tzeetch..even though she has no interest in 40K now or ever
Scrazza wrote:Whe you try to convince your history teacher that The USA is ruled by Teh Spehs Emprerah, and not by a president.
When your teacher gives you a zero, and tells you that there never was such a thing like Teh Spehs Emperah, only a wellfaring nation ruled by American presidents.
And the you yell "HERESY!" , and then think your teacher will actually be shot down by an inquisitor.
.....Not the case, and you still get a zero for behaviour.
When you wonder when the new codex for your girlfriend is being released, as she just isn't fun to play with anymore compared to the shiny new girlfriends your friends have, forcing you to use the 'counts as' rule in the bedroom.
Daedricbob wrote:When you wonder when the new codex for your girlfriend is being released, as she just isn't fun to play with anymore compared to the shiny new girlfriends your friends have, forcing you to use the 'counts as' rule in the bedroom.
Daedricbob wrote:When you wonder when the new codex for your girlfriend is being released, as she just isn't fun to play with anymore compared to the shiny new girlfriends your friends have, forcing you to use the 'counts as' rule in the bedroom.
When you sacrifice 888 people and use their blood to make a pact with Khorne that he will strike down the next person to comment on this thread in return for your soul.
purplefood wrote:When you sacrifice 888 people and use their blood to make a pact with Khorne that he will strike down the next person to comment on this thread in return for your soul.
D:
When you reach 3000 posts you start taking pics of every single marine you have.
purplefood wrote:When you sacrifice 888 people and use their blood to make a pact with Khorne that he will strike down the next person to comment on this thread in return for your soul.
D:
When you reach 3000 posts you start taking pics of every single marine you have.
Daedricbob wrote:When you wonder when the new codex for your girlfriend is being released, as she just isn't fun to play with anymore compared to the shiny new girlfriends your friends have, forcing you to use the 'counts as' rule in the bedroom.
Asherian Command wrote:Hahaha that is true.
When you are cranky about the new Storm Raven and wish to destroy it and call down an exterminatus upon it.
When you squeal like a girl at the notion that they have released the storm raven model, then cry when you find out it hasn't been
Daedricbob wrote:When you wonder when the new codex for your girlfriend is being released, as she just isn't fun to play with anymore compared to the shiny new girlfriends your friends have, forcing you to use the 'counts as' rule in the bedroom.
Samus_aran115 wrote:When you check games-workshop.com everyday
Guilty... but for me it's more like every hour..... if you include forgworld ... well theres always a tab for forgeworld. Right next to the bucket o'drool and broken wishes.
gendoikari87 wrote:nah they're heretics, just exterminatus them.
Pah, corpse worshippers. Were it up to me, they'd be fed to Karanak and the rest of almighty Khorne's faithful hounds! Blood would be spilled as the hounds have their fill, and I shall claim their skulls for the ever-growing Skull Throne!
When you use creed as an excuse to see your girlfriend naked."Your bra came off while I was hugging you, but that would take some kind of tactical geni....... CREEEEEEEEED!"
When you see someone miss a skeet with a shotgun and think "that's twin-linked, statistically he should have hit!"
Well if it was twin-linked than it was an over-under shotgun... the moron just forgot to roll again...
But if it was a standard double barrel (with the barrels side by side) that would make it assault 2, just like Storm Bolters
Eh either way it would be twin-linked I think.
Continuing with the thread.
When you hear thunder and lightning and think if the town is getting orbitally bombarded.
When it is a debate to get gas or a model to spend your last 30 bucks on.
(from wife) when you stay up late and post stupid things on stupid forums when you should be in bed with me.
When you wish Adidas would change to A.D.I.D.A.40k
When you write a large amount of fluff on your army thinking it is completely unique when the first book you read and proceedingly forget about deals with their home planet and you are torn between scraping the entire thing or working with it. Fething nightbringer
When you bookmark toolbar has GW, Dakka, 40k wiki, lexicanum and forge world as the first 5 bookmarks.
When other books lose interest because they don't match up to the awesomeness and epicness of 40k.
When you try and convince your brother to change his Xbox live tag to a 40k name.
gendoikari87 wrote:Not a 40k one: but you know your a metalhead when blind guardian comes on and your shirt inexplicably comes off an you start throwing up the \../
You cant stab me.. i am wearing the most brutal form of metal... armor around!!! I mean honestly, who could stand up to the sheer awesome of Viking Metal!? In all truthfulness, the best kind of metal is the kind thats "Turned up to 11"
Ensis Ferrae wrote:You cant stab me.. i am wearing the most brutal form of metal... armor around!!! I mean honestly, who could stand up to the sheer awesome of Viking Metal!? In all truthfulness, the best kind of metal is the kind thats "Turned up to 11"
Fools! Our beloved Dethklok are the most metal! Blacker than the blackest blackness times infinity! By all that is dark and evil I command you to rise up and make me a sandwich!
Ensis Ferrae wrote:You cant stab me.. i am wearing the most brutal form of metal... armor around!!! I mean honestly, who could stand up to the sheer awesome of Viking Metal!? In all truthfulness, the best kind of metal is the kind thats "Turned up to 11"
actually power metal doesnt need to be turned up to 11 it's actually best listened to at a reasonable volume.
Ensis Ferrae wrote:You cant stab me.. i am wearing the most brutal form of metal... armor around!!! I mean honestly, who could stand up to the sheer awesome of Viking Metal!? In all truthfulness, the best kind of metal is the kind thats "Turned up to 11"
actually power metal doesnt need to be turned up to 11 it's actually best listened to at a reasonable volume.
I believe that this man just burned your face from existence.
Nah, all metal is equally good. it's just a matter of prefrence some froms do better at the melt your face, ruin your cars shocks level sound and some do better at classical music level. Which fits because contrary to popular belief metal is a decendant of classical music, and maybe a little of rock but most mostly it's just classical with the dark note added in with base guitars not pianos and flutes.
gendoikari87 wrote:Flutes are for sissys, real men use drums. And epic men use lutes.
No, epic men use an undead femur, hewn from their foe's greatest champion and make a flute. If more bones, and maybe some skin are available, they make a bagpipe out of it and maybe some drums. This way their undead legions can march in time and with greater precision as the unliving band plays on...
Ensis Ferrae wrote:You cant stab me.. i am wearing the most brutal form of metal... armor around!!! I mean honestly, who could stand up to the sheer awesome of Viking Metal!? In all truthfulness, the best kind of metal is the kind thats "Turned up to 11"
actually power metal doesnt need to be turned up to 11 it's actually best listened to at a reasonable volume.
NOOOOOO! I must turn Hammerfall LOUD! RAEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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gendoikari87 wrote:Flutes are for sissys, real men use drums. And epic men use lutes.
Nah. Trumpets FTW! (I'm a trumpet player, I'm supposed to be arrogant!)
When you compare other priced items to models, i.e. "Man, for that tank of gas, I could have bought a tactical squad!" or "Jeez, video games cost just as much as a Land Raider now!"
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Sousaphones: they are seldom used, for such awesome power needs much training. If a neophyte attempted to harness this power, they would be destroyed.
When you go to church and wonder why the priest hasn't got his eviscerator with him.
When you wonder what would happen if you were discovered by the police, covered in blood, atop a pile of corpses, holding a chainsaw in one hand, a wooden pole with a brass icon of khorne atop it in the other, shouting praises to Khorne... Seriously? Nobody else? No? Just me? Huh...
I actually have that! I normally play weekly/every fortnight...Haven't had a game in a month...argh...
when you start thinking "was jesus a necron, coming back from the dead?"
actually, I happen to know the sanguinor- my mum used to babysit his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-greatgreat-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandkids. He is quite cool about his job, but the hours aren't great. He is not jesus- I know the holy little demi-god too. He is, in fact, a DH.
I was on vacation recently and when I looked out the window of my hotel room I saw this and wanted to share it. I tried to get my wife to go stand in it but she refused. Ha.
Wow, this thread had been going since 2008....well done to HellsGuardian316 for inventing the possible longest running thread of all time KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE
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Skalk Bloodaxe wrote:I was on vacation recently and when I looked out the window of my hotel room I saw this and wanted to share it. I tried to get my wife to go stand in it but she refused. Ha.
PraetorDave wrote:You are locked out of your room and you think "Gosh darnit wheres a thunder hammer when you need one?"
+1 I agree with this.
You are walking into school and you wish that a thunderhawk could blow it up and that way you didn't have to have school. (but knowing my school we would still have school in the giant crater.)
When you see the Air Force's anti-missile laser (experimental) and you think, no AP, this is a waste...
When you have converted a 9.99 bike helmet to a Guard helmet and have worn it Paint balling
When you have used quotes from the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer around co-workers that are oblivious to 40K's existence and they all think you're very religious
When a co-worker has seen your Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting primer and asks to read it and you reply "Sorry Military Personelle only"
When you have sandbag dugouts for paint ball, but they are positioned based on all the Guard Codecies and White Dwarf issues recommend
Field Marshall Terry wrote:When you have used quotes from the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer around co-workers that are oblivious to 40K's existence and they all think you're very religious
When your Co-workers say they hope for something and you reply "Hope is the first step on the road to disapointment"
=I= White-Wolf wrote:Wow, this thread had been going since 2008....well done to HellsGuardian316 for inventing the possible longest running thread of all time KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE
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Skalk Bloodaxe wrote:I was on vacation recently and when I looked out the window of my hotel room I saw this and wanted to share it. I tried to get my wife to go stand in it but she refused. Ha.
FTW
You know you've been posting on too many forums when you can think of two threads longer running then this, one of which you started... in 2005.
Field Marshall Terry wrote:When you see the Air Force's anti-missile laser (experimental) and you think, no AP, this is a waste...
When you have converted a 9.99 bike helmet to a Guard helmet and have worn it Paint balling
When you have used quotes from the Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer around co-workers that are oblivious to 40K's existence and they all think you're very religious
When a co-worker has seen your Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting primer and asks to read it and you reply "Sorry Military Personelle only"
When you have sandbag dugouts for paint ball, but they are positioned based on all the Guard Codecies and White Dwarf issues recommend
When you build army lists just to build army lists When you can speak rudimentary Eldar (this is true) You can quote lines from your Codex When hearing about Japan during WW2, the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the phrase 'Fanatical devotion to the God Emperor' is 'Imperium' When playing Team Fortress you refer to the Engineer as a Tech-Priest When you attempt to appease the machine spirit of a damaged appliance (I tried to do this to my friend's X-Box, there was some issue with it and she asked me to fix it, keeping a strait face, I began to stroke the machine and whisper prayers to it) When you hear the term Furry, you think of a Space Wolf You see toys and wonder what you could proxy them as You shout THE EMPEROR IS WATCHING! down the halls of random buildings (also done this) Whilst in German class, your teacher asks you if you know what the word Arbeit means, and you shout; ADEPTUS ARBITES, THE POLICE OF THE IMPERIUM! (also guilty) You have said a prayer to the God Emperor (yep) You've cursed your opponent's dice in the name of Tzeentch (done it) You have a selection of 40k jokes When using units with lasguns, you go 'PEW PEW!' You've cosplayed as a Commissar and spent all day screaming at people and 'motivating' them with a foam sword. (proud to do it to) While cosplaying you sang, Wave of Motivation (uh-huh) You have memorized Der Kommissar for the sole purpose of singing it during games with your guardsmen
Mordoskul wrote:You've cosplayed as a Commissar and spent all day screaming at people and 'motivating' them with a foam sword. (proud to do it to)
While cosplaying you sang, Wave of Motivation (uh-huh)
I'm sorry, but if I did see someone cosplay a Commisar "motivating people" I would go for it, totally.
I posted this on a contest on facebook:
Oh man, I hope I win, I doubt it, but I hope.
Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment
When you spend your school time wondering the religious philosophies of all the 40K races. When you make dog tags and body bags fir your guard just so you can bag and tag them. After every battle you paint medals on your three best performing figures. When you read Dakka every night instead of sleeping, then get shouted at by people for falling asleep mumbling for the Emperor! When playing Alien vs Predator all you can think of is that you wish you had a termIe suit. When you brand your cat a Heretic for drinking your paint water and knocking over all your precious plastic men. When someone says something incrompehensible you ask if they can repeat it in Gothic (the imperiums language iirc) When you point a laser at your maths teacher screaming "for the emperor"
Sorry IPod won't let me fit it all in one post. When talking to people you randomly start talking orkish. When you order an exterminatus on your IPod because it wouldn't work meaning it was mocking the ommnissiah (machine god). Realising you need your iPod and decide to reason with its machine spirit only to be looked upon strangely by everyone it he coffee shop you are in. When you get somthing wrong and take a leadership test, if test is failed you shout "and I shall know much fear!" before sprinting off (until you regroup of course) and finally when you read most of this thread in one night.
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Asherian Command wrote:When you have one 40k dream of you being in a 40k story line.
. Guilty numerous times. Just thought of one I feel real stupid about when a girl you like comes to your house and steps on your 40k people and you flip and kick her out
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Asherian Command wrote:When you have one 40k dream of you being in a 40k story line.
. Guilty numerous times.
Ok, now I'm no apothecary, but that can't be good....
OT when you wish for a land speeder storm (obviously for more transport room for your army) for when the highway/road is closed to your FLGS
Etogaur The Frog wrote:You read the 40K rulebook just to see the DE Mandrake's boobs.
What page. Now.
I'd tell you, but I'd need my rulebook. Which has been lost for a few months at the least. They aren't that spectacular, but it's somewhere in the model lists I believe. Not really lists, but whatev. There's pictures of various colour schemes and units from all the races. On the cover of the Eldar Codex there's an Autarch standing on top of a Slaneeshi(?) demon, and one boob is showing. The other one has a gold plate thing on it. Hope that helps (in what whay I'm not sure... ).
Etogaur The Frog wrote:You read the 40K rulebook just to see the DE Mandrake's boobs.
What page. Now.
I'd tell you, but I'd need my rulebook. Which has been lost for a few months at the least. They aren't that spectacular, but it's somewhere in the model lists I believe. Not really lists, but whatev. There's pictures of various colour schemes and units from all the races. On the cover of the Eldar Codex there's an Autarch standing on top of a Slaneeshi(?) demon, and one boob is showing. The other one has a gold plate thing on it. Hope that helps (in what whay I'm not sure... ).
Etogaur The Frog wrote:You read the 40K rulebook just to see the DE Mandrake's boobs.
What page. Now.
I'd tell you, but I'd need my rulebook. Which has been lost for a few months at the least. They aren't that spectacular, but it's somewhere in the model lists I believe. Not really lists, but whatev. There's pictures of various colour schemes and units from all the races. On the cover of the Eldar Codex there's an Autarch standing on top of a Slaneeshi(?) demon, and one boob is showing. The other one has a gold plate thing on it. Hope that helps (in what whay I'm not sure... ).
Brother-Thunder wrote:You know you play too much 40K when you hear bikers on the road and speed up, fearing the power klaw to your car's rear armor.
Lol this. also: When riding your bike you imagine that you have twin linked bolters attached to your handlebars and a power sword with which to ruin a**hole drivers cars. (Guiltay as charged)
Chump_Nuggets wrote:When you contemplate converting to a fictional cult that worships a space emperor who's been dead for thousands of years.
actually, the emperor technically hasn't been born yet...wait another 28,000 years or so...
No, he 's alive right now, he just hasn't been interned to the Throne yet (for at least 28,000 years).
On topic: ... when your favorite thing to scream at people is "HERESY!"
... when you run around on campus with an imaginary bolt pistol and chainsword. Then looking around to see if anybody saw.
Etogaur The Frog wrote:You read the 40K rulebook just to see the DE Mandrake's boobs.
What page. Now.
I'd tell you, but I'd need my rulebook. Which has been lost for a few months at the least. They aren't that spectacular, but it's somewhere in the model lists I believe. Not really lists, but whatev. There's pictures of various colour schemes and units from all the races. On the cover of the Eldar Codex there's an Autarch standing on top of a Slaneeshi(?) demon, and one boob is showing. The other one has a gold plate thing on it. Hope that helps (in what whay I'm not sure... ).
Brother Heinrich wrote:you know you play too much 40k when you watch this and instantly think of an astartes drop pod assault straight out of the codex.
Or based off of how they are going to use a planet for its resources, i think of the bugs....
Brother Heinrich wrote:you know you play too much 40k when you watch this and instantly think of an astartes drop pod assault straight out of the codex.
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