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MikZor wrote:shrike wrote:Ensis Ferrae wrote:When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.
guilty x500. 
guilty also
You know you play too much 40k when you roll dice instead of just maths hammering.
And i'm not talking about rolling during a game, outside of a game, just to see how'd it'd go against a certain EQ
guilty too
When you have a mass all vs all fight to the death to see who's your best SC.
guilty. lysander won 80% of the time.
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Post by: Brunius
oh my god. This is still going?
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Post by: dajobe
Belexar wrote:When you want to buy a gun and ask the salesman what's the gun's AP.
or what the stregth of it is.
When you go to a restaurant with a friend, each bring 1 model of similiar point value and have mini battles!(we do 1 UM vs 1 CSM)
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Post by: Reisen-tanith
shrike wrote:MikZor wrote:shrike wrote:Ensis Ferrae wrote:When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.
guilty x500.
guilty also
You know you play too much 40k when you roll dice instead of just maths hammering.
And i'm not talking about rolling during a game, outside of a game, just to see how'd it'd go against a certain EQ
guilty too
When you have a mass all vs all fight to the death to see who's your best SC.
guilty. lysander won 80% of the time.
So guilty on that. also when you have your brother (who doesn't play the game) play against you just so you can see what an actual person would do (he some how knew that marbo could kill his captain and killed him a tur nafter he apeared) .
haven't tried the battle royal yet... I know what I'm doing to day
Also you play too much when you shoot a death strike missal at another table, just because you can.
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Post by: Belexar
You paint your car red so it can go fasta!
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Post by: Battle_Brother_Bruening
When you hit a fly with a fly swatter and it didn't die and think freaking WBB rule
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
When your Toilet is "Your golden Throne"
and you blame Nurgle of all poop.
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Post by: Billythekid256
MikZor wrote:shrike wrote:Ensis Ferrae wrote:When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.
guilty x500.
guilty also
You know you play too much 40k when you roll dice instead of just maths hammering.
And i'm not talking about rolling during a game, outside of a game, just to see how'd it'd go against a certain EQ
I'm super guilty of rolling dice to see how it would turn out
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Post by: Alsath
When you dream you are a Farseer on a craftworld.. Altansar judging by the colours.
I hope that's not just me...
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Post by: Bad Wolf
When one of your cooworkers declares the use of a hammer and having D6 attacks while using said hammer to break down equipment.
Then again when you stop him by telling him he has initiative 1 for using said hammer.
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Post by: MikZor
When you avoid drainage grates and stormwater drains in case there's a hungry genestealer cult down there....waiting.
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
im pretty sure i've lost a cat to them before.
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Post by: Guaiwu
Belexar wrote:You paint your car red so it can go fasta!
My last car was red, and I'm sure it went fasta.
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Post by: Doctor Khorne
When you break into your neighbor's house, shoot him while yelling "For the Emperor!", and call him a heretic
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Post by: MittinsKittens
Ensis Ferrae wrote:When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.
I haven't been in this game for too long (4~ weeks now?) but I woke up at 6am and the first thing I did was get my Chaos lord out and my tau men and made my tau (count as) and start rolling dice to try and work out how do I want my Daemon Weapon and to see how he stands up against Tau/Chaos Marines/Terminators. My report came back as "Okay" xP
Its the easiest way I knew of number crunching and to test how he works x3
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Post by: Swiftblade
When you demand that the next car you buy is red and try to explain to your mother why the Red Cars go Fasta.
When you stare at the battle dioramas on the GW website or in the Codices and wonder which side would win the fight and start mathammering it.
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Post by: Phototoxin
I dream of space marines... a lot.. most of my dreams have some sort of drop pod related space marine-age in them!
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Post by: dajobe
Swiftblade wrote:When you demand that the next car you buy is red and try to explain to your mother why the Red Cars go Fasta.
When you stare at the battle dioramas on the GW website or in the Codices and wonder which side would win the fight and start mathammering it.
QFT, i always do the diorama thing!!!
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Post by: Saintspirit
I sometimes have prophetic dreams about warhammer. Once I dreamt I built plastic Juggernauts - then a few days later, I see that they are on advanced order.
Also, I later dreamt about a Hell Pit Abomination, a few days before it was showed.
I have later on dreamt about new Sisters of Battle, and a Plaguereaper...
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Post by: forruner_mercy
When you have day-dreamed about meeting many of the races (with the xenos not trying to kill you).
...guilty 
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Post by: Reisen-tanith
dajobe wrote:Swiftblade wrote:When you demand that the next car you buy is red and try to explain to your mother why the Red Cars go Fasta.
When you stare at the battle dioramas on the GW website or in the Codices and wonder which side would win the fight and start mathammering it.
QFT, i always do the diorama thing!!!
I do that too, even when its not Warhammer, I spent an hour at the Gettysburg diorama planning out the movements, assaults and shooting phases as well as cannon scatter, I snapped out of it when I asked the attendant for some dice.
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Post by: dajobe
or that halo believe commercial, lol on the gettysburg thing!
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Post by: Sabet
when you successfully necro this thread... again...
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Post by: RaptorsTalon
You use Dakka more than Google
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Post by: Belexar
When you ask the soldiers you find on the streek what's the AP for their Kalashnikovs.
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Post by: shrike
When you're guilty on too many of these to quote 
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Post by: stompydakka
Belexar wrote:When you ask the soldiers you find on the streek what's the AP for their Kalashnikovs.
out of curiosity, where do you live? (besides Lima, Peru) where I live there aren't soldier's with AK-47s just wandering the streets...
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Post by: MikZor
shrike wrote:When you're guilty on too many of these to quote
QFT
oh my i quoted 
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Post by: guyperson5
Billythekid256 wrote:
I'm super guilty of rolling dice to see how it would turn out
Boy have I done that before!
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Post by: pongo50
When you plan your driving vacation using WHITE DWARF to scout out Hobby shops
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Post by: Initiate in Waiting
When you get a cut and you start to look around hysterically expecting to hear laughter and see the Warp tear through your floor
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Post by: Belexar
stompydakka wrote:Belexar wrote:When you ask the soldiers you find on the streek what's the AP for their Kalashnikovs.
out of curiosity, where do you live? (besides Lima, Peru)
where I live there aren't soldier's with AK-47s just wandering the streets...
I live in Pueblo Libre, there are not many soldiers over there. However, there are quite a few around the main square, and lots have been roaming around the main avenues in their armored transports lately. In a bit more than a week we'll celebrate the independence day, so they're setting everything up, I guess...
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Post by: Varrick
As an athiest you regularly say "BURN HERETICS!" or some variation of that.
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Post by: Sabet
Varrick wrote: As an athiest you regularly say "BURN HERETICS!" or some variation of that.
As anything you regularly shout BURN HERETICS!
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Post by: Mekis
your friend says they're going to do something for the greater good and you shout "For the Emperor!" across the room at him. 
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Post by: Initiate in Waiting
Whenever a friend asks what that is in the sky, you scream "Look to the sky Brothers!"
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
Mekis wrote:your friend says they're going to do something for the greater good and you shout "For the Emperor!" across the room at him.
Then immediatly assault
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Post by: moom241
When you get in a fistfight, and ask the opponent what his initiative is.
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Post by: Commissar Typhus
When you fall down stairs one out of six times
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Post by: Sabet
When this thread has been necro'd 3 times... successfully
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Post by: Belexar
When you're starting a spiritism sesion and tell the others to roll to see if they get the Perils of the Warp.
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Post by: MikZor
You yell profanity from your vehicle if you didn't move over 6m, if you didn't move more than 12 you have to get out to yell profanity
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Post by: Phantom
I am not sure if these have been said, but...
When you look at something and think if you could use it as terrain.
When you play Halo Reach Forge and build something from 40k(built myself a Valk and a Land Raider but the LR accidentally got deleted ).
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Post by: Swiftblade
When you go on vacation, the first thing you think is to check the GW website and see if there are any stores nearby, then plan on going to the stores instead of doing fun vacation things.
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
When you include going to said stores as fun things to do on vacation.
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Post by: Cypher's Sword
Valhallan42nd wrote:
2. You look at pedestrians in your way while going to work and think "tank shock".
I do think that, sidewalks aren't difficult terrain right?
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Post by: Initiate in Waiting
When you wonder what Tyranids talk about
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Post by: Asherian Command
Initiate in Waiting wrote:When you wonder what Tyranids talk about
"NOM NOM NOM NOM?"
"NOM NOM!"
Not much to say.
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Post by: Coolyo294
When you want to make a Tyranid version of Stu's Song from the Hangover.
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Post by: Asherian Command
When you join a 40k rpg because you got bored one day at school.
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Post by: Skycrawler
When you buy an IIUP because you think the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind will consider sparing your soul if you join the Guard.Also when you regularly say the prayers in said primer....
(not guilty. Yet, but i have noticed the prayers are getting harder to not say.)
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Post by: Battle_Brother_Bruening
When you determine if you have LOS on a trashcan when you are throwing a tissue/crumpled paper etc. away.
When you make it, you determine you rolled a  and it did not get its armour save.
When you bounce it off the rim or side, the trashcan made it's armour save.
When you miss completely you rolled a 
When if bounces off other objects and misses, it made its cover save (freaking desk).
When it bounces off other objects and goes in, you mutter under your breath "Thought you could hide, eh? Well you can never hide from the Emperor's wrath."
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Post by: Chuck Norris
dajobe wrote:Swiftblade wrote:When you demand that the next car you buy is red and try to explain to your mother why the Red Cars go Fasta.
When you stare at the battle dioramas on the GW website or in the Codices and wonder which side would win the fight and start mathammering it.
QFT, i always do the diorama thing!!!
Same here! Edit: when you have a sticker on your car saying "my other car is a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSULT TRANSPORT"
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Post by: Swiftblade
Commisar Wolfie wrote:When you include going to said stores as fun things to do on vacation.
QFT, Every Time I go to Vegas I go to my favorite Local Gamestore there.
Also, for another one:
... When you start speaking in Ork-Talk when you arent paying attention
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Post by: SSsilverskullSS
When you go to a garage and ask them to paint your car chaos black Automatically Appended Next Post: Phantom wrote:
When you play Halo Reach Forge and build something from 40k(built myself a Valk and a Land Raider but the LR accidentally got deleted ).
Guilty as charged. Me and a friend built an ork invasion up to and including a space hulk
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Post by: FlammingGaunt
When the only accent you can do is an ork accent
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Post by: Shadowseer_Kim
FlammingGaunt wrote:When the only accent you can do is an ork accent
Den you must be a yooper yah. Ey dere.
You know you have played too much Warhammer 40k, when you have read every post in this thread twice, and it still makes you giggle.
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Post by: SSsilverskullSS
when you know every primarch and know which legion they come from
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Post by: Belexar
When you buy a car and ask if you can get a "reinforced ram."
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
I'll take a deff rolla or boom gun on mine please.
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Post by: wittzo
You start a thread ranting about the fluff's artwork being historically inaccurate? 
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Post by: Belexar
The jerk says only Wagons can get those :(
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
I'm callin a WAAAAGH!!! to get me my wagon witha deffrolla an boomgun
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Post by: Battle_Brother_Bruening
When you call your 13 month old a gretchin because he is the correct height and is stabbing you with a toy shovel.
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Post by: Belexar
When you name your sons after your favorite primarchs and teach them to call you Emperor/Allfather/similar.
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
Belexar wrote:When you name your sons after your favorite primarchs and teach them to call you Emperor/Allfather/similar.
Be sure to avoid naming one Horus. We all know how that one turned out.
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Post by: dajobe
or lorgar because he is lame
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Post by: mabgorn
When you try to pay for your new battlewagon in teeth.
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Post by: Sabet
that ones already come up
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Post by: MrMerlin
If you start making up the statlines for charakters/machines/monters you see in movies
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Post by: TrollPie
MrMerlin wrote:If you start making up the statlines for charakters/machines/monters you see in movies
Awesome idea! Let's start with Doom:
Hellknight
Type: Monstrous Creature
WS BS S T I W A Ld Sv
.4....3..7.6.2.4..2..6..6+
Special rules:
Fearless, slow and purposeful, feel no pain
Wargear:
Large Fireball:
R ..S AP Type
18".6..-...Heavy 1, blast, rending
Imp:
WS BS S T I W A Ld Sv
.4....3..3.3.5.1.3..6...6+
Special rules:
Rending, furious charge, fearless
Wargear:
Small Fireball:
R ..S AP Type
12".3..-....Assault 1, blast
When you do the above and think it's normal
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Post by: Swiftblade
Belexar wrote:When you name your sons after your favorite primarchs and teach them to call you Emperor/Allfather/similar.
"Rogal, its dinner time! Get you brothers Mortarion and Corax down here!"
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
Conrad quit being so emo and get in here with the family.
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Post by: Skycrawler
"Russ you do not break into daddy's alcohol stash and start fights with your brothers"
"Girlyman...errr I mean Gulliman, you are not in command here I am. Now stop trying to tell your brothers what to do"
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
"Lorgar, get off the tv and be quite, I am trying to watch my show."
"Fulgrim stop staring at yourself in the mirror and come to dinner."
"Angron stop picking fights with everyone, (pause) OW! You do not hit daddy there, now go to your room!"
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Post by: TrollPie
"For God's sake Horus, I'm busy!"
"Alpharius, Omegon, whatever your name is, stop planting things in your brother's food!"
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Post by: Fairfeldia
when you find the above highly amusing
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Post by: Sabet
isn't it???
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Post by: MrMerlin
When you start writing stuff in this forum
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Post by: VI th legion
When you write the saga of russ for a school project.
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Post by: SpessMehrenD3R9
When you start seriously considering writing a short story based around the primarch kids concept. (Guilty, I'll probably do it if I can find the time)
And coincidentally, I happen to have a pic that goes with this. Guess having the primarchs scattered really saved ol' empy's personal life for a bit.
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Post by: shrike
Swiftblade wrote:Belexar wrote:When you name your sons after your favorite primarchs and teach them to call you Emperor/Allfather/similar.
"Corax! Come out, come out, where ever you are!"
*10 days later*
"damn that one's good."
"Rogal! Stop building indestructible lego walls!"
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Post by: dajobe
When you give your IG regiment the nickname of the "Die-abetics"...
I can say that because i have diabetes, MUHAHAHAH!!!
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Post by: CadianCommander
I love that pic of the Emperor's kids but never been able to understand why Ferrus is crying and wanting to go to the toilet.
You know you play too much 40k when you and your friends have spent considerable time going over the picture of the Emperor and the Baby Primarchs.
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Post by: DPBellathrom
also, why is corax looking at a porn mag :?
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Post by: JeneralJoe117
Reaper6 wrote:When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"
LIES! A REAL 40K-ER HAS NO PARTNER.
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Post by: Belexar
When you start designing and building a real-life lasgun... *hides blueprints*
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Post by: Reisen-tanith
VI th legion wrote:When you write the saga of russ for a school project.
I wrote one for my rune priest based on his actual exploits for a writing skill exam, does that count?
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Post by: CadianCommander
LIES! A REAL 40K-ER HAS NO PARTNER.
Ha! Nope - when your partner got you into 40k and you have your girlfriends around for painting and assembling whilst the boys gossip.
Its true. And happens regularly.
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Post by: Battle_Brother_Bruening
When you are at the beach and make a complete fortress out of sand to make Dorn jealous.
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Battle_Brother_Bruening wrote:When you are at the beach and make a complete fortress out of sand to make Dorn jealous.
When you bring your army to defend said fortress.
WHen you bring your army to attack the sand fortress
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Post by: Lord Solar Awesome
You know you play to much 40k when you assign armor values to your car.
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Post by: timetowaste85
Swiftblade wrote:When you go on vacation, the first thing you think is to check the GW website and see if there are any stores nearby, then plan on going to the stores instead of doing fun vacation things.
I do this for work trips. Driving a 50 foot, 14 foot tall vehicle into the gaming store parking lot to buy toy soldiers gets a few stares
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Post by: nomotog
Lord Solar Awesome wrote:You know you play to much 40k when you assign armor values to your car.
It's 9 on all sides of coarse.
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Post by: Shuck
When you accuse a friend of being an Eldar if they keep a secret from you.
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Post by: EagleArk
timetowaste85 wrote:Driving a 50 foot, 14 foot tall
?
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Post by: Lord Solar Awesome
EagleArk wrote:timetowaste85 wrote:Driving a 50 foot, 14 foot tall
?
A vendetta with 3 twin linked las cannons would destroy that post-130 points
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Post by: Belexar
When you salute cops and soldiers with the Sign of the Aquila.
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Post by: JeneralJoe117
When instead of making love to beautiful women you spend your days comparing the superiority of Lysander compared to Commissar Yarrick.
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Post by: Battle_Brother_Bruening
When you avoid entropy problems for fear of being tainted by Chaos.
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Post by: SwiftLord14
When you do army combatives and the instructers are teeing off on your head you get done and tell yourself "I made Russ proud."
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Post by: Brother Azul
You know you play to much 40k when you can think up 104 pages of this crap.
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Post by: chaoslooksgood
When faced with a hard task mutter under your breath....I am the Emperors sword and I shall not falter
When your faced with a door you pretend to shoulder barge it down and mow down heretics inside with your holy bolter and chainsword
When faced with a hard decision, roll a d6 on it
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When you call your enemies filthy heretics
When you have an insatiable need for dice and plastic soldiers
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Post by: FourCartridge
You know you play too much 40k when you start getting depressed at the horrible, horrible implications of it's universe.
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Post by: Battle_Brother_Bruening
When you begin to imagine what warp storms do to ships when you hear your house creak and moan from high winds and battering rains... just no screams and wails of the souls of the warp.
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Post by: Azza007
When you start dreaming about 40K.
When you start doodling 40K stuff instead of working.
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Post by: Battle_Brother_Bruening
When you post in forums via mobile phone... while waiting for the tech priest soothing the machine spirit and replacing broken pieces
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Post by: Belexar
When you realize you have spent more than ten thousand dollars in models alone. And you still want more.
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Post by: Iggyrocksall
When you call foreigners Xenos
Whenever there is and earthquake you yell "ITS EXTERMINATUS!"
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Post by: moarmoarmoar
You know when you play too much 40k when you call hydralisks raveners and zerglings hormagaunts
You know when you play too much starcraft when you call raveners hydralisks and hormagaunts zerglings Automatically Appended Next Post: Iggyrocksall wrote:When you call foreigners Xenos
Whenever there is and earthquake you yell "ITS EXTERMINATUS!"
LOL i was actually on a cruise a few days ago during Hurricane Irene. WARP STORM!
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Post by: Iggyrocksall
Ha! warp storm!
Oh and another one, whenever you get a huge head ache you yell "ARRRGH! FAILED THE PSYCHIC TEST!"
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Post by: Sunoccard
When you start whispering chants to the machine god as you repair a damaged terminal.
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Post by: Brother Azul
You know you play too much 40k when you start trying to work out the evolution of the 40k universe.
E.G -
Present day > Firefly/Alien/Star trek/Stargate universe > Star wars universe > 40k universe.
etc etc. Make up your own. Its fun.
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Post by: forruner_mercy
Commisar Wolfie wrote:
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Battle_Brother_Bruening wrote:When you are at the beach and make a complete fortress out of sand to make Dorn jealous.
When you bring your army to defend said fortress.
WHen you bring your army to attack the sand fortress
Psh, I would make it to make Dorn proud.
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Post by: shadowsnip
When your eyes feel like their gonna bleed from the stress of trying to paint little tiny details on your models.
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Post by: Deus_Morte
Belexar wrote:When you realize you have spent more than ten thousand dollars in models alone. And you still want more.
You can never have enough! NEVER!!!!!
You know you play too much 40k when you get divorced because you spend more time with your little toy soldiers than with your wife (to be fair though she was ignoring me for an online sailor moon RP)
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Post by: The glass ninja
You know you play too much 40K when you use your own blood as paint, im a little guilty, cut myself while assembling a wave serpent, ran out of blood red halfway through so i just used my blood, hurt pretty bad too.
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Post by: forruner_mercy
The glass ninja wrote:You know you play too much 40K when you use your own blood as paint, im a little guilty, cut myself while assembling a wave serpent, ran out of blood red halfway through so i just used my blood, hurt pretty bad too.
I don't know wether to facepalm, laugh, or be amazed.
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Post by: Deus_Morte
The glass ninja wrote:You know you play too much 40K when you use your own blood as paint, im a little guilty, cut myself while assembling a wave serpent, ran out of blood red halfway through so i just used my blood, hurt pretty bad too.
Wow... just wow...
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Post by: The Epic Chaosdude!!!
When you're watching war reports in the news and wonder "why won't you send in the next wave, and wheres the basilisk ordnance fire!?)
When someone annoys you, you start to mumble some strange things so that an demon would posses you and then show them whos the boss.
When you're alone in the dark, you take heart by the thought that the emperor is watching you.
when you see blood or skulls, you start praising khorne.
when you start collecting trophies of your enemies, hoping to attract the patron of the gods.
well these are some lame jokes, but just thought about joining in
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Post by: ajax22
Brother Azul wrote:You know you play too much 40k when you start trying to work out the evolution of the 40k universe.
E.G -
Present day > Firefly/Alien/Star trek/Stargate universe > Star wars universe > 40k universe.
etc etc. Make up your own. Its fun.
I came up with one. Let's just say my friend didn't like master chief as the emperor...
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Post by: The glass ninja
HERESY!
You know you play 40K too much When you start calling Everyone a Heretic Like Ajax22 (Grunt voice: heretic, Heretic,heretic)
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Post by: Paul
You start refering to everything you disagree with as heresy, amd warning people that they will burn for it (yes, i do this... At work...)
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Post by: The glass ninja
I am guilty, Heresy! is the most used word in my school Vocabulary.
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Post by: ajax22
What! Grunt! Spartans for the win!
BTW-Heretic! and yes I am guilty.
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Post by: The glass ninja
No no i mean the scene from halo 2, for a halo fan you sure don't know your lore.
Anyway you know you play too much 40k when you dream of Titans launching Titans from a Michanicus cruiser in orbit.
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No no i mean the scene from halo 2, for a halo fan you sure don't know your lore.
Anyway you know you play too much 40k when you dream of Titans launching Titans from a Michanicus cruiser in orbit.
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Post by: spudkins
You know you've played so much that your cat picks up your space marines and runs around the house.
Refering Jesus as the emperor.
When your girlfriend says "you love them figures more than me" and you actually do.
When your girlfriend refers breaking my gw as been kicked in the nuts.
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Post by: Saintspirit
The glass ninja wrote:You know you play too much 40K when you use your own blood as paint, im a little guilty, cut myself while assembling a wave serpent, ran out of blood red halfway through so i just used my blood, hurt pretty bad too.
You are a devout indeed.
You know you play too much 40k when you can see hazard stripes as "sexy".
I play too much 40k...
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Post by: Kellhus
When you calmly tell anyone who enjoys racing that the red ones go fasta.
When you replace, "Thank God," with "Thank the Throne," and, "Good Luck," with ,"The Emperor Protects."
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Post by: Belexar
I actually swear mentally with thiings like "Thore of Terra" and "Almighty Emperor." Also, when I'm playing Left 4 Dead and a big horde or a tank comes at me, I repeat mentaly "The Emperor protects, The Emperor protects, The Emperor protects..."
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Post by: Yipyioh
... When before you open your computer to repair it you light incense and recite a Litany to the Machine Spirits to appease them while you nurse the wounded machine back to health.
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Post by: AtomicEngineer
When you ask what armour value a used car has on its side
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Post by: Sabet
when you start playing a game of 40k, and only take breaks for food, water and other. you started at the age of 30. you are now 40.
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Post by: Deus_Morte
Sabet wrote:when you start playing a game of 40k, and only take breaks for food, water and other. you started at the age of 30. you are now 40.
LOL I started at 13. I'm 29 now.
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Post by: Belexar
This friday I had my Philosophy test. Before it started, I realized i had spend the whole time since I sat on my desk muttering "The Emperor protects, The Emperor protects, The Emperor protects..."
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Post by: dregogg
when taking an ASE test you (or even worse someone else) catch yourself muttering a litany to the machine spirits for guidance.
-guilty
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Post by: Commissar Typhus
You know when you play too much 40k when you look forward to the newest addition to this thread.
You know when you play too much 40k when you watch a movie, then afterwards or during, think how a Space Marine would do so much better.
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Post by: Skal098
When you are gettin busy with your girlfriend and go to grab dice to see if you "penetrate".
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
Skal098 wrote:When you are gettin busy with your girlfriend and go to grab dice to see if you "penetrate".
could be worse if she passes her Invul. or cover save (call it what you want)
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Post by: gh05tdemon
Commissar Typhus wrote:You know when you play too much 40k when you look forward to the newest addition to this thread.
You know when you play too much 40k when you watch a movie, then afterwards or during, think how a Space Marine would do so much better.
Guilty of both.
You have played to much 40k when you put the emperor in place of god on a religion test without thinking... Guilty of that to... 
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Post by: CadianCommander
You know you play too much 40k when one Friday a fortnight you look forward to your RT game and the other fortnight Friday you look forward to staying in and painting quietly listening to youtube 40k inspired music tributes until the small hours of the morning.
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Post by: Leonus Cohol
When you roll a die, get a 5, and run 5 feet.
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Post by: Herr Dexter
When you see this...
...and think "Is that a Blood Angels Rhino?"
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Post by: rickross
When you floor it at a red light, thinking you'll get a cover save against the oncoming traffic because of the turbo boost.
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Post by: Prawnkus
When you take a theology test, and almost make the mistake of putting Imperium instead of church in "The Blood of Martyrs is the Seed of the Church"...
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Post by: inquisitive inquistor
When you spend your time tring to design a working bolter.
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Post by: KilroyKiljoy
When you can tell the difference between Gork and Mork.
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Post by: Coolyo294
When you realize that there's an eight pointed star in your Physics textbook.
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Post by: Asherian Command
when you call a girl a heretic for not believing that you have an army at your house.
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Post by: DaWaagh!
When you get into a fistfight with the local thug, and stop to roll dice to see wether you hit.
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
When you doodle Chaos symbols in math class.
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Post by: dajobe
CthuluIsSpy wrote:When you doodle Chaos symbols in math class.
HERESY!!! you should be doodling the Imperial Aquila!
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Post by: Phototoxin
When you're real goal of your phd is to develop at least one working marine organ.
When you want to be a space marine.
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Post by: Durza
When you doodle the Aquila, then doodle Chaos graffiti all over it.
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
When you see the Star of Chaos...EVERYWHERE!
Tzeentch is everything. 
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Post by: forruner_mercy
When you see someone attempt to hit someone, miss, and then say "You need a higher weapon skill".
...this actually happened today. A girl on my bus tried to hit my friend, she missed, and I told my friend (who plays 40K) that she needed a higher weapon skill.
He laughed
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Post by: inquisitive inquistor
When your kids wont eat and you say open up for the Thunderhawk. But when your wife says it while using a dessert spoon, and you say " no dear, that is a bulk lifter"
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Post by: shas'o vera
When you run up to the guards in front of Buckingham palace and yell "HAIL THE EMPEROR!"
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Post by: Battle_Brother_Bruening
When start your Christmas list for the wife and realize it is nearly all 40k related.
When you finally get decent at painting, you make the mistake of looking at pro painted models and decide that your just painted models look like crap.
When you are looking at pro painted models and a non-gamer friends asks if you painted them, you say yeah and mutter 'I wish'. (like the non-gamers will ever check )
When your current desk is not big enough for the models being painted/converted, ruins being added too and painted, tools, paints and such lying everywhere, not to mention a laptop to look up tips and tricks while doing all of this....pretty soon I'm going to need a whole wall.
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Post by: Belexar
When you spend more time in 40k-related websites than studying for you college exams.
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Post by: Dracoknight
When you work with a group and you are afraid of leaving them in case they get out of Synapse range and get back to instinctic behavior - Facebook
When you think of food as "bio material"
When you refer to your ballistic skill everytime you throw something
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Post by: Belexar
When you religion teacher (we actually have those here) asks you to say a prayer, you go to the front of the class, close your eyes and yell this:
Smite now the scions of the Witch!
Grant us the strength to pierce their unclean flesh!
To cover their fields with the pale form of the blasphemous dead!
To drown the thunder of guns with the shriek of their dying!
To lay waste to their citadels with hurricanes of fire!
To wring the hearts of their kin with unavailing grief!
To send them into the waste of their desolate land in rags and hunger, broken in spirit, worn with travail and begging for the refuge of the grave.
We ask it, in the spirit of wrath, O Master of Mankind!
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Post by: liquidjoshi
When you think your grandad looks like Horus.
When you consider buying direct from GW.
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Post by: dajobe
liquidjoshi wrote:When you think your grandad looks like Horus.
When you consider buying direct from GW.
Even worse, when you do buy direct from GW...luckily now i buy from my FLGS
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Post by: XCom
You know you are far involved in 40k when this happens. Your lady gets a cut and says this, "blood for the blood god, right, did I say it right?" Yes, it was funny but why did she pay attention to this game. I don't know what shampoo she uses!(sure she told me 10 times) I might need to quit.
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Post by: DoctorZombie
When at wrestling practice you think- roll to for take down!
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Post by: shrike
when you work out points values for paintball and come to the conclusion that the other team hasn't been adding points for wargear.
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Post by: ericcartman
When you here Adle and think set fire too the xenos
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Post by: Pouncey
When your mom slips on ice, breaks her ankle, gets a cast and bleeds through it - apparently this is normal - and your first instinct is to scrawl, "Blood for the Blood God" on it with an arrow pointing toward the blood stain.
Apparently the doctor who removed said cast was very confused.
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Post by: ChiliPowderKeg
When you when you when you when you when you when you when you when you when you.
And, when you begin to contemplate the vague-er points of fluff for deeper meaning and spread ideas of it over the internet (I'm looking at you Farsight conspiracies psuedo-fluff!).
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Post by: liquidjoshi
When the thread is ressurected!
When you're playing a game and have to stop for sleep halfway through.
When you continue that game in the morning.
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Post by: AzureDeath
When you compare every sci-fi movie you watch to 40k.
You have to have color coded dice for your armies.
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Post by: Great White
When your friend says something and you yell heresy.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
When you refer to the police as the Adeptus Arbites.
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Post by: angel of ecstasy
When you think you came up with the whole thing.
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
When you start making plans to make a suit of power armour completely out of tin foil and duct tape
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Post by: Engine of War
When you use a flashlight (a real one) and think you weilding a las gun (pew pew)
When you squish a roach and think you have crushed a Tyranid scout unit
When looking at clothing you try and apply armor values to it.
When eating skittles you belive you are "studying the Eldar" (Taste the Rainbow)
When driving a car full of people you turn around expecting to see several people holding melta guns (Melta Vet filled Chimeras)
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Post by: Arrathon
When you and the misses are 'snuggling in bed..things get heated and you ask.."can i outflank your bunker?" She then in turns hides all your models/dice/books/modeling supplies..and blocks all 40k sites on your pc..because your grounded
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Post by: Coolyo294
You know you play too much 40k when you revive a 4 month old thread to talk about how much you play 40k.
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Post by: AgeOfEgos
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