You would like to be a psyker.

you have caught yourself dreaming about owning a warhammer outlet.

Okay... everyone here should either say "guilty" or "I DO own a warhammer outlet"...

If you don't say either of these I will have to shoot you.

If you DO own a warhammer outlet, I will be your best friend forever

I must admit I have never thought about owni.... "kapuch!!!"

Hells Guardian lie's on the floor in a pool of blood with a guy called Shrike78 standing over him yelling "WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!?!? WHAT DID I DAMN TELL YOU?!?!?!"

You Dream about createing a force of Genetically modified superhumans and Takeing over GW and Forgeworld with them.

(Number goes here) You wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

(Another Number here) You don't think its strange to be wondering the above

hellsguardian316 wrote:I must admit I have never thought about owni.... "kapuch!!!"

Hells Guardian lie's on the floor in a pool of blood with a guy called Shrike78 standing over him yelling "WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!?!? WHAT DID I DAMN TELL YOU?!?!?!"

... ....

I was laughing so hard it was hard to type this message

hellsguardian316 wrote:wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

Scary, probably.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

Scary, probably.

Definitely, and since they mostly sleep in power armor, the bruises would be nasty.

Also, what if she had dreams about battle that included sleep walking? When you wake up, you would find most of the neighborhood demolished, with a very sexy black clad female quietly drooling in the corner of what was your room, mindlessly emptying her bolter into your favorite chaos models.

That's if you woke up at all.

Also, just before this gets out of hand... let's not even talk about certain times of the month

When you notice that Roger the Alien(American Dad) looks like a Tau, then tell everyone about it and become confused by all the blank stares.

You realize that all the blank stares are derived from the brainwashing that the tau have begun to use on the collective human conscience.

Trying to save humanity from destruction at the hands of blue skinned communists (hehe... blue men with red stars), you embark on a small, but equally vain democles gulf crusade.

if you understood this you play too much warhammer

If you understood this and laughed... your cool

Thank you for the laugh, Shrike. You know humor such as yours would be a asset to the greater good. You know it'd be cool if you come work with us, what has the imperium ever done for you.

You've played to long if you've ever tried to turn someone to the "dark side" in a chat room.

My #1 reason for not joining the greater good.


I could never be a vegetarian... and I refuse to eat brains

Not "all" Tau are vegetarian.
As for brains, Well thats a healthy choice because the human brain is made up of fat tissue. You know that you've played to much when you know factoids like that.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

Scary, probably.

I'd feel uncomfortable. Someone with that many purity seals on their underwear would freak anyone out.

Orkeosaurus wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

Scary, probably.

actually, that would be pretty hot... with a case of 3rd degree burns to go alongside that.

Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Orkeosaurus wrote:

hellsguardian316 wrote:wonder what it would be like to wake up each moring next to a Sister of Battle.

Scary, probably.

actually, that would be pretty hot... with a case of 3rd degree burns to go alongside that.

It would be great to wake up to the smell of cooking bacon

It would be slightly less great to discover that it's not bacon

Quick preface, I go to an Episcopal school, so we have a chapel every Thursday. Anyway....


...Everytime you hear about a Chaplain you think about guys wearing skulls bashing people's heads in with clubs
...Everytime you hear about a Librarian you can't help but think about guys with psychic powers.

Definitely guilty of the above 2.

When you have a rulebook and 3 codices on your desk, a couple of issues of WD on your printer, WIP on your dining room table (the left half is mine *hiss*), have doodles of space marines in every one of your notebooks, want an aguila to sew onto your backpack (...and a Waaaagh, necron cross, every SM chapter symbol, etc), and when the best day of your life is when you were reading the Ultramarines Omnibus while eating a burrito and looking out on a rainy street (I love rain, I love food, I love SM. All together? AWESOME).

Ensis Ferrae wrote:you wonder who would win in a first encounter scenario....space marines, or captain kirk

All of a sudden, Captain Picard drop pods in and kills them all! EPIC FAIL?

You would totally love to have a Repentia mistress beat the crap out of you cause that's how you roll.

Also you just thought of a joke about dice when you heard the word " roll"

You find the joke

"Three Tau walk into a bar. One is a Fire Warrior, one is an earth caste builder, the other is an etheral. The fire warrior buts some Jack Daniels and gets the other two drunk. The etherial, confidence drunkenly boosted, hits on a chick claiming she should sleep with him for the "Greater Good"

When you think about ShadowSun you tell your buddy who plays Tau

"I would like to feel her Greater Goods, if ya n'mean."

You wonder if Wolverine would be deemed acceptable by the Imperium.
(guilty)

You are in the process of writing a 40k based fiction about the reconstruction after the heresy, and have posted it on dakka dakka, under the fiction forum, towards the bottom of the page.

You are desperately waiting for people to comment on your Warhammer 40k movie... TV show... thingy

you have just taken time out of your life to advertise a story that you are writing on a forum. A story that isn't that great to begin with...

READ IT PLZ

sorry

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You wonder if Wolverine would be deemed acceptable by the Imperium.
(guilty)

sure... just give him some power armor... he's already slightly deranged, AND he already has lightning claws, which would save the artificers some time

You read this thread beginning to end to see if any apply to you
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When you can think of any more reasons!!!

I guess that makes you not guilty model collector

Vladsimpaler wrote:Quick preface, I go to an Episcopal school, so we have a chapel every Thursday. Anyway....


...Everytime you hear about a Chaplain you think about guys wearing skulls bashing people's heads in with clubs
...Everytime you hear about a Librarian you can't help but think about guys with psychic powers.

Definitely guilty of the above 2.

you dont have to go to any particular sort of school for that... i regularly think that the chaplains here in the army around me are just not right.... NONE of them are armed... least of which with a crozius!!!

when you regularly curse the munitorum for bringing crappy food, and no mail

You know that you've played to much when:

You watch Transformers and think, The pave lows are "proof" that the Americans are using salvaged Tau tech.

My school's getting a chaplain....

**designs profile for Chaplain Thomsett**

You know when you play too much 40K when....

...You wonder why the Hulk never Bellows out "WWAAGGHHH!"

...You weep every time someone says that Dawn of War is copying Starcraft

...You refuse to acknowledge any gaming system not based around D6

...You debate the relative skills of Kharn the Betrayer in comparison to Link, Master Chief, Vader, Galactus, and a whole host of others...

Yeah. So very guilty.

Ensis Ferrae wrote: i regularly think that the chaplains here in the army around me are just not right.... NONE of them are armed... least of which with a crozius!!!

Have faith, brother. I've seen a God Botherer go seriously Cassius on a bad guy with a chair leg when the crap hit the fan . (Sadly he was "retired" afterward, but what a glory it was to behold)

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You wonder if Wolverine would be deemed acceptable by the Imperium.

Sure, Bjorn the Fell Handed's great grandaddy ?

Back on topic...

...When you want the Gauntlets of Ultramar to be used instead of regular Boxing Gloves on the fight of the week

focusedfire wrote:You know that you've played to much when:

You watch Transformers and think, The pave lows are "proof" that the Americans are using salvaged Tau tech.

do you mean the pavehawk helicopter??, just wondering because ive never heard of a "pave low" but we CAN blame the transformers for betraying the manifest destiny of mankind, by training the Tau in the ways of technology

Reaper6 wrote:
Have faith, brother. I've seen a God Botherer go seriously Cassius on a bad guy with a chair leg when the crap hit the fan . (Sadly he was "retired" afterward, but what a glory it was to behold)

i wish i could have seen that, though, i think that any "real" chaplain should get a medal for protecting his guys/country that way

Ensis Ferrae wrote:
do you mean the pavehawk helicopter??, just wondering because ive never heard of a "pave low" but we CAN blame the transformers for betraying the manifest destiny of mankind, by training the Tau in the ways of technology

Pave low system is the "marker" light system were the guys laser paint a target for the aircraft.

Yes I was guilty of this.

Ensis Ferrae wrote: i wish i could have seen that, though, i think that any "real" chaplain should get a medal for protecting his guys/country that way

By "retired" I'm referring to the age old practice of putting extra spots of crap on the guy's epaulettes and hauling him out of the party-zone. Still, I met up with him a year or so later and a good time was had by all.

Back on topic...

...when you see a police pursuit on tv and think " Screw the spike-strips, put a Dreadnought in the road and watch the sucker dodge THAT "

that would work.. only IF the dreadnought agreed to grab the offenders in his claw, and say, "burn heretic!" right before dousing them in purifying flames

when you look forward to a change of station, because it actually gets you closer to more 40k playing people, than you would normally see because of where you are currently stationed (currently, home station is in colorado...soon going to germany )

Ancient Ferrum Testis unleashed a hail of fire from his Assault Cannon, shredding the front of the SUV and peeling the remaining metal of the hood back toward the driver like a horizontal guillotine as the smouldering wreck ploughed into his armoured legs.
Canting forward slightly from the hip, the massive form seemed to ponder his newly aquired shin-guard for a second before the impressive bulk of his powerfist crumpled the roof of the vehicle, tossing the twisted sheet of steel aside like a child discarding a candy wrapper before reaching into the freshly made convertible and plucking the driver from his seat with surprisingly gentle dexterity, dangling the shocked man in front of the Ancient's sarcophagus.

"Speeding is hazardous and constitutes aberrant behaviour. Purification is deemed neccessary."

Ferrum Testis augmented voice boomed from his external annunciators, the vibration making the dangling man's lungs ripple for the entire split second before the heavy flamer mounted on the powerfist's lower bracket spat into life, turning him into nothing more than an after-image on the vision of the local police officers emerging from their own vehicles, all substantially worse for wear after catching the stray rounds from Ferrum Testis's assault cannon burst.

"I don't care what the mayor says, " commented an officer, " with him around the number of pursuits is gonna drop for sure !"

Sorry...

... got a little carried away there

Right ! Better now ! Back on topic !

When you read a reply on this thread and a Fluff type story just leaps into your head.

Guilty as hell, see above

Win story is win.

When you're going on DakkaDakka instead of doing games.

When you think that both greek, and latin copied warhammer

When your looking forward to armageddon in the hopes that you may become a hero of mankind.

ungulateman wrote:Win story is win.

and eggs are eggs, mate, but what the hell does that mean in english ? (Humour me, I'm old )

focusedfire wrote:When your looking forward to armageddon in the hopes that you may become a hero of mankind.

You have math hammered yourself against Armageddon....

mankind might not do too well

When you've printed your own bumper stickers saying " My other car is a Land Raider" and " If you can read this, it's YOUR turn to reload the Storm Bolter."

(Not guilty, BTW, but I know a man who has )

When spreading weed killer and lawn fugalcide you tell your kids its just in case of Orks.

That is a great idea.... genius

focusedfire wrote:When spreading weed killer and lawn fugalcide you tell your kids its just in case of Orks.

you know you play too much when you do this, and your kids spit on the ground and give an oath cursing the "vile xenos scum"

u know ur on 40k forums too much when you are paying attention to 2 identical threads, and know the page count of both threads on the 2 forums (guilty)..(btw, theres a thread on B&C called "how to know you've taken 40k too far" and its got 14 pages

After hearing this, you go to the other identical forum so that you can get more exposure

After hearing this you're DETERMINED to make this thread 15 pages.

when your school has "spirit" week, and one of the days is 70s day, so you decide to dress up in an older mark of power armor than mk. 7

When you get a really bad cold and blame it on Nurgle.

You get in a fight at school, and tell the priciple that "Khorne told me to cause he needs more skulls!"

when your principle reveals to you that he is an exalted sorcerer of tzeentch, and that you just need to forsake khorne in order to follow the greater path that tzeentch can offer

your wife knows all about the primarchs, the hourus heresy, the full backround for 59% of all space marine chapters and frequently checks bell of lost souls

You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

Shrike78 wrote:You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

I am ashamed of you

Shrike78 wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

I am ashamed of you

Your girlfriend just hacked your dakka dakka profile... understood what it was you were referring to, and chastised you for it

lol you just saw this ^ happen.

You know you play this game too much when...

You have painted 150 Imp Guard since this tread started.

or...

Over half of the people on this tread weren't born when you started playing WH/RT.

your watching food network and think man the orks would like that.

Uve checked this thread everyday



(guilty)

You're a mod and you resist the urge to lock this...

You figure out eldar and dark eldar are ying-yang (man i just figured that out like 20 seconds ago)

Shrike78 wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

I am ashamed of you

Your girlfriend just hacked your dakka dakka profile... understood what it was you were referring to, and chastised you for it

Tabled!

(You know you play too many wargames when you type this in an FPS)

Kung Fu Jim wrote:Over half of the people on this tread weren't born when you started playing WH/RT.

At my age, that probably true

You now only think of Cranes as Liffa-Droppas and you don't even play orks.

You whatch Iron Man and think Pre-Heresy artificer armor. Also, because of this movie, you now want to make a SMs army with the Iron Man color scheme. Even though you think SMs are complete cheese and have no desire to play them.

lasgunassasin wrote:Uve checked this thread everyday



(guilty)

ya caught me!! when you actually have nothing better to do after work BUT check this thread daily

when you go into combat with a Choppa, rather than a combat knife....bonus points if it's home made

Your listening to LostProphets, eating a meatball sub, drinking diet pepsi, and posting in this forum instead of cleaning your room.

Your a space marine scout with a sniper rifle and damn proud.
You wonder if you should die your eyes gold and make a scout costume and wait to be picked up by the blood angels, cause you would sexy in red power armor.

(GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Sometimes you dream about being discovered by the imperium. You know you have. You know how badass they would think you are when you tell them about that time you destroyed a alein infestation in Halos 1-3.
If you say you haven't I will murder you slowly. with a spoon. from wendys. Yeah I'm that serious.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Sometimes you dream about being discovered by the imperium. You know you have. You know how badass they would think you are when you tell them about that time you destroyed a alein infestation in Halos 1-3.
If you say you haven't I will murder you slowly. with a spoon. from wendys. Yeah I'm that serious.

Dude, your stuff is hilarious

When you look at a Chessboard and think Hmmm... Goffs
When you paint the Lamentors chapter symbol in the middle of your chess board
When you paint your Car in your favorite chapter colours.

When you have a game board in your back yard.

When it snows you invite your SM friend over for a game because his tanks have dozer blades and you think it'll look cool with the board all white, except where the marine tanks have pushed through.

focusedfire wrote:When you have a game board in your back yard.

when your backyard IS a game board

when you walk into the local Lowes or Home Depot (hardware/lumber store) and the employees working there greet you with, "making more scenery today?

:When you debate if the snow interferes with the dice rolls and both think GW should have forseen such a problem and already have a rule in place.

This one must be prefaced:

When you travel for a living and one of the places you work regularly is on the side of a mountain in colorado and you and your friends game on that site.(no this isn't the too much part)


(this is) When you play past midnight, outside on the mountainside, in the summer, in the countryside, and you ignore the Bear in the dumpster about a 100ft away in favor of focusing on your game.



Yes, we did

focusedfire wrote:When you have a game board in your back yard.

You I was going to use that

When you get PO'd when someone steals your idea for a post on a blog on a site devoted to a game that all of the posters are way too devoted too.

Was that confusing?.... GOOD!

When you are a mildly amused participant in the " you know your opponent is cheating when" forum

When someone tells you about a close encounter with a Bear while gaming, that they kept on gaming, and that choice to keep playing is deemed reasonable.

When you actually want to work out rules for "Warhammer 40K Chess"

You actually make rules for "Warhammer 40K Chess"
(sadly, not guilty)

focusedfire wrote:This one must be prefaced:

When you travel for a living and one of the places you work regularly is on the side of a mountain in colorado and you and your friends game on that site.(no this isn't the too much part)


(this is) When you play past midnight, outside on the mountainside, in the summer, in the countryside, and you ignore the Bear in the dumpster about a 100ft away in favor of focusing on your game.



Yes, we did

were any of you playing orks?? if not, then that is why it was ok to ignore the bear... as a bear, whilst playing 40k is nothing more than an effigy of Gork/Mork, come to wreak havoc on the game

ArbitorIan wrote:you spend all your working day on dakka reading topics like this

heh, guilty as charged

you can equate the Tyranids fighting Space Marines to the birds and the bees...

You thought of this:

"Hey Father Nurgle?"
"Yes, my most unclean child?"
"Don't you think making Crabs was going just a little TOOOO far?"
"Definatley."

You figured out Emporer's Day is sorta like Christmas

(and Thanksgiving if your American.)

You read the 1st Horus Heresy book and are damn proud of the fact that MERICA(clever ain't it?) was mentioned.

^ **cries**

When you come in from the garden and find your partner debating your army's fluff...

...with HER mother...

...and she's LOSING to the old battleaxe !

When you start looking through your put away stuff after coming home for xmas break and instantly recognizing your missing a single Commisar and you have no idea where it is, and you wih you made a map of where you put everything.

And you know exactly which sculpt of Commisar it is.

Everytime you are forced to drive in rush hour traffic you find yourself praying to Gork and Mork for a wreckin' ball or three to be nailed to your car, so that all those other ing ers will learn who they're ing with!

You spend hours trying to remember a really funny post you had spent all day crafting, and subsequently forgetting.

guilty

and it was really funny 2xs

When you play Apoc games in your Christmas village.

(not guilty.... yet)


After reading the you know you play too much 40k when, and the You know your opponent is cheating when, posts you really want to make a blog about "you know your opponent is possessed by a demon when...

....

aw what the hell... im gonna go for it

You are a Dark Eldar and make Sisters of Battles to your slaves.

When your kids are watching E.T. and as soon as the little alien gets sick you yell "DIE you midget Xenos FREAK !"
(at which point your partner exiles you to your gaming room ! )

When you put said film on the gaming room portable tv and continue to insult those "Heretic, Xenos loving, kids" whilst you paint your latest Chaplain.

You think that Witch Hunters look like Gwen Stefani.

When you use post from other forums as ideas for another one.

When you use the excuse of being sucked into the warp to explain to your wife why your late.

focusedfire wrote:

When you use the excuse of being sucked into the warp to explain to your wife why your late.

When your wife believes it

You have so many models you roll a 1d20 to see which Imperial Guard regiment you will be using.

You have more Chimera's than your opponent has models.

Games-Workshop calls you when they run out of models. (To run a special Apoc game).

Heh.

**wishes he had his own Space Marine Chapter, so he could roll dice to see which one to play with**

When you have too many armies so that picking one army for the next RTT becomes a problem.

Your wearing a wrist brace from over-rolling.

When you consider quiting you good paying day job to go to work for GW, just to get that particular staffer shirt.(You know the one)

When you paid more for one model than you did your car(I know this dude, seriously)

Is going to repaint said car but stops after stripping and primer because hes decided to go to a different scheme on his Army.

When what car you buy is influenced by your army.

Could be transport capacity(how much of your army does it hold)
Durability(Spending less on repairs and new car purchases leaves a lot more for paints and models)
Style(does humvee say I'm an IG or SMs player)
Available upgrades(Snow plow=Dozer blades....Flood lights=self exlanatory....larger displacement=Star engines)

This one gets to be by itself:

You turn down a chance at a convertable sportscar because of the open topped rule.

You try to ram focusedfire's car.

Shrike78 wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

I am ashamed of you

Ahhh...when you have a GF and tell her that she could teach a daemonette some new tricks...

Attack_Squig wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

I am ashamed of you

Ahhh...when you have a GF and tell her that she could teach a daemonette some new tricks...

My GF just read this over my shoulder and muttered "too late, I already did !"

"I'm sorry but this thread is silly and ultimately pointless as there is no answer to the topic in question. As you can never play too much 40k. There is no way that exists to indicate that you play too much 40k. Pretty cut and dry actually. However all these posts would be funny if you could actually play to much 40k" - ME

You make statements like the above and people agree with you.

You start converting all of the troopers listed in the Gaunt's Ghost's books. (not just the ones they already named in WD.)

Your Veteran squad's troopers are named after the guys in your reserve unit. (same weapons too!) Whooaa!

You ALLOW SM to ally with you, because you feel sorry for them.

warpcrafter wrote:Everytime you are forced to drive in rush hour traffic you find yourself praying to Gork and Mork for a wreckin' ball or three to be nailed to your car, so that all those other ing ers will learn who they're ing with!

After driving five miles a hour for an hour to play D&D yesterday, I was praying to the Emperor for a hunter killer and an autocannon.

When you wish for a Multi-Melta on your car to torch all the guys trying to kill you when you drive to cornerstore. (Or beter yet,one of those purdy new LR Reedeemers)

When you start thinking that in 40000 years this will all be real.

Sorry Shrike78 but I gotta take you out on this. Nothing Personnel. It's just Buisness.

In reference to my saying that I would kill anyone with a plastic wendy's spoon slowly if you say you haven't thought of how badass it would be to become a part of the Imperium.
This is how it plays out.


Shrike78 walks around his home, alone. Suddenly all the lights go out. Looking around he shrugs and gets a flash light. However the batteries are dead. Suddenly he hears a loud thump. Turning around he finds his front door has been forced open. Hurrying to the kitchen he grabs a knife, scared. He hears a (young) man say "Honestly, some people can be just plain unreasonable." As suddenly a blunt object strikes the back of his head.

Awakening some time later He sees a boy holding a spoon as he finishes off a frosty. The lights have been turned back on. The young man walks to the kitchen and washes and dries off the spoon. He walks over to shrike and says "I had given you a warning, but you disregarded it. And now your life is forfeit."



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Golden Eyed Scout stands up and rubs his hands together. The mutalated corpse of what was once Shrike78 lies in the corner. "You shouldn't have said you didn't."








Flames engulf the building that contains Shrike78. His murderer was never found.
Sorry Shrike78, I really like your posts, it was just an example. Besides you did the same thing to some one to.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Sorry Shrike78 but I gotta take you out on this. Nothing Personnel. It's just Buisness.

In reference to my saying that I would kill anyone with a plastic wendy's spoon slowly if you say you haven't thought of how badass it would be to become a part of the Imperium.
This is how it plays out.


Shrike78 walks around his home, alone. Suddenly all the lights go out. Looking around he shrugs and gets a flash light. However the batteries are dead. Suddenly he hears a loud thump. Turning around he finds his front door has been forced open. Hurrying to the kitchen he grabs a knife, scared. He hears a (young) man say "Honestly, some people can be just plain unreasonable." As suddenly a blunt object strikes the back of his head.

Awakening some time later He sees a boy holding a spoon as he finishes off a frosty. The lights have been turned back on. The young man walks to the kitchen and washes and dries off the spoon. He walks over to shrike and says "I had given you a warning, but you disregarded it. And now your life is forfeit."



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Golden Eyed Scout stands up and rubs his hands together. The mutalated corpse of what was once Shrike78 lies in the corner. "You shouldn't have said you didn't."








Flames engulf the building that contains Shrike78. His murderer was never found.
Sorry Shrike78, I really like your posts, it was just an example. Besides you did the same thing to some one to.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my tummy hurts.....



my tummy hurst 2x's



my tummy really ([b]BLARGH!!!!)


that was really funny, and now my freinds all think I'm a psycho... or a really bad joker impersonator, (we just finished watching Dark Knight... again)

When you start thinking that in 40000 years this will all be real.

Correction: in 37992 years.

Yeah, all is real. But you don't find the right enemies.

PLEASE RESPOND TO MY OTHER ARTICLES, PLEASE

who are you?

Someone you don't want to meet in a dark alley.

Even tthough the alley totally wins.

Also when you play gears of war you realize that Marcus Fenix is totally a Spase MarinE 2X FUNNY

When you go into Bio just to get into genetic engineering, just to create space marines.

You train to become a priest just to preach the emperors creed. Or the downfall of the corpse god, whatever suits you.

When you start a thread "Santa vs the Emperor"

You're posting in this thread on Christmas Day at your brothers place.

Reaper6 wrote:

Attack_Squig wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:You dream about the time when you can have a deamonnette teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

I am ashamed of you

Ahhh...when you have a GF and tell her that she could teach a daemonette some new tricks...

My GF just read this over my shoulder and muttered "too late, I already did !"

When your GF understands the thread!!!

When you say you want a repentia mistress to teach your girlfriend a few tricks.
Oh yeah you know what I'm talkin bout.

Attack_Squig wrote:When your GF understands the thread!!!

I'm just lucky, I guess

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:When you say you want a repentia mistress to teach your girlfriend a few tricks.

Yeah, i can picture that now. She's removed most of her garments and armour and is standing over your bed
"so, have you been a bad boy?"
"errmm, yes I have"
"Ok, then I'll have to purge you"
takes out her meltagun and fries your ass
Not exactly a good trick to teach the girlfriend

Yes, and now we all know the kind of things Hell's Guardian thinks about when not playing the Dawn of War PCgame

Actually it would be a neat trick if you(r) are a pyro(or your girlfriend is)

You suddenly Realize


JON STEWART IS REALLY HORUS!!!!!!!!!!

...when everything goes...just as planned.

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:When you go into Bio just to get into genetic engineering, just to create space marines.

Guilty...

#107. when any fraternity on campus that has the word TAU in it's name makes you think
"how many broadsides do they field?"

#1. when you have apparently played too much to pre-register for the 1500 pt ARD BOYZ at the Gorilla Tactics Invitational and come win up to $600 and hang out with the 40kradio.com crew at the after party. (sorry, I couldn't resist)

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Actually it would be a neat trick if you(r) are a pyro(or your girlfriend is)

I know that pyro's like to light stuff on fire.... but generally not themselves...

I think you need a new fetish... something a little more tame....

I know!!! how about .... censored for too much

When you see lumps of dried sour apple gum and think "wow, what a waste of Green stuff"

Shrike78 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Actually it would be a neat trick if you(r) are a pyro(or your girlfriend is)

I know that pyro's like to light stuff on fire.... but generally not themselves...

I think you need a new fetish... something a little more tame....

I know!!! how about .... censored for too much

I don't want to light myself on fire. My fetish... is after in a lamb shank. I think it's some sort of palsy. Not sure

... Lemon curry?

When this math sounds right:

40K=fetish

wargaming>girlfriend

Hobby supplies =or>basic needs(food,rent,transportation)

Vacation time= Trip to Vegas........for a tournament.

does anybody reckon 40k is nerdy

depends on who you may listen to...

my wife is a D&D nerd, and says that 40k is more nerdy than her D&D... i beg to differ, because the game has a larger emphasis on the units, modeling and painting of those units. plus, if you were to look at each member individually, you would find many that have "non-nerdy" hobbies/employment positions. By that i mean, martial arts, military, enjoyment of outdoor activities, etc.

of course, those martial artists and military folks have been brought up in this thread previously

Ensis Ferrae wrote: my wife is a D&D nerd, and says that 40k is more nerdy than her D&D...

Guess I'm screwed either way... I started off in D&D, but switched to 40k when Rogue Trader came out and I've been playing with these armoured toy soldiers ever since.

Hell, screw it, just crown me Prince of Nerdness

You go on a forum and ask the other members to build you a powerlist...

Reaper6 wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote: my wife is a D&D nerd, and says that 40k is more nerdy than her D&D...

Guess I'm screwed either way... I started off in D&D, but switched to 40k when Rogue Trader came out and I've been playing with these armoured toy soldiers ever since.

Hell, screw it, just crown me Prince of Nerdness

Welcome to the dark side

Shrike78 wrote:... Lemon curry?

no, actually calling up random dudes, talking in a female voice, saying "I'm pregnant. It's yours." Then never following up. i call from a phone booth.

I never follow up

you make a D&D based system for warhammer 40k


(sigh) I guess that makes me the king of the nerds

Im pretty popular at school and i told a good friend of mine( who's hell popular) some of the fluff of the 40k universe and he reckons its sounds cool. Im planning to recruit my whole year to become 40k memebers

sorry back on track

you conert your imperial guard and make it a army that include dinosaurs.

I used old dinosaur toys of mine. Its pretty cool. Brontosaurus as a tank

When you're born with a beard on your neck.

lasgunassasin wrote:you might be married but is your wife/husband also a wow addict. I hate mmorpg's. I play 40k but im still popular at school.Kids now i play 40k and they accept it. All the kids who play WOW and other MMORPG's are nerds and geeks and no one likes them.

Attack_Squig wrote:Welcome to the dark side

Thanks, Squig

Shrike78 wrote:you make a D&D based system for warhammer 40k


(sigh) I guess that makes me the king of the nerds

All Hail The King

Back on topic :

When even your kitchen has been invaded by tiny soldiers because there's no space anywhere else (yet ! )

When you drop this line in to get to your 400th message

When you clean out the larder just to get cans for your cityfight factory/Refinery/Power plant
When the static electricity created by the hard styrofoam chips that come off your terrain projects is so great you can power your house on it.

Your posting in this forum cause the moderator kicked you out of all the othe ones...

Hasn't happened yet, but still....

You see the wifes car then the red spray paint and.........

You tell police that it's legal for your car to go over the speed limit cause its red

you ask the car dealer if you can change the bullbar for a deff rolla

you refer to headbutting people as a catachan kiss

you throw spears while playing music hoping they come back [eldar]

edited for spelling ^^*

You want to take a Sister of Battle as a slave...

you have an unstopable erge to fight
you want to use teeth as money
when uy get rely bad gr'mar an call oders Boyz

holy crap JOn SUtart that guy how golden eyed scout menchoned is horus

You spend class time trying to figure out how a rail gun works.

It's harder than it sounds, trust me. 'Cause if you just put a whole bunch of magnets in the inside of the barrel, in order to get the projectile up to killing speed, you cause stress on the magnets that would eventually lead to them needing to be replaced.

So, you either have something similar to liquid nitrogen in tiny pipes running through the gun to provide cooling for the magnets. you have some kind of super ablative material coating both the ammo and the magnets. Or you have easily replaceable barrels, similar to the imperial long las.

yeah... I have too much time on my hands

Shrike78 wrote:You spend class time trying to figure out how a rail gun works.

It's harder than it sounds, trust me. 'Cause if you just put a whole bunch of magnets in the inside of the barrel, in order to get the projectile up to killing speed, you cause stress on the magnets that would eventually lead to them needing to be replaced.

So, you either have something similar to liquid nitrogen in tiny pipes running through the gun to provide cooling for the magnets. you have some kind of super ablative material coating both the ammo and the magnets. Or you have easily replaceable barrels, similar to the imperial long las.

yeah... I have too much time on my hands

When you have built a working railgun... (just give me another 30 years)

I'm starting with a rail Riffle and working my way up.

ridon wrote:holy crap JOn SUtart that guy how golden eyed scout menchoned is horus

YEAH I CALLED THAT SHI*T!! YOU KNOW IT!!!


AND YOU REALIZE STEPHAN COLBERT IS THE EMPORER!!!

AND SETH GREEN IS SANGUINIS!!! OR SETH MCFARLANE!!!

Lord Bingo wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:You spend class time trying to figure out how a rail gun works.

It's harder than it sounds, trust me. 'Cause if you just put a whole bunch of magnets in the inside of the barrel, in order to get the projectile up to killing speed, you cause stress on the magnets that would eventually lead to them needing to be replaced.

So, you either have something similar to liquid nitrogen in tiny pipes running through the gun to provide cooling for the magnets. you have some kind of super ablative material coating both the ammo and the magnets. Or you have easily replaceable barrels, similar to the imperial long las.

yeah... I have too much time on my hands

When you have built a working railgun... (just give me another 30 years)

I built a working rail gun. Killed my brother, but sacrifaces must be made for da GREATER GOOD!

I also made a plama gun and made someone i hate use it till it blew up

You have gone to the hospital so many times because of warhammer related injuries, that all the staffers know your name

You watch someone get comically injured, and think to yourself, he must have rolled a 1.

When you're about to take a picture and they ask, "Did you leave the flash on?" and you reply, "Hell no. Took three strips of sand paper and a nail file, but I got 'em off."

Shrike78 wrote:You spend class time trying to figure out how a rail gun works.

Before I got into WH40k, me and a friend ended up trying to do that in our physics class. We had to settle for a gauss gun, as we couldn't get enough current to travel properly.

... Sad but true.

When you roll so many dice in a shooting phase, you have to wear a wrist support to prevent RSI ( seriously ! My doc suggested it ! She also suggested adding this reply ( she'll join us yet, you mark my words !))

you wonder

"How do space marines poop?"

Honestly,how do they?

Seriuosly, HOW!?

When you get in a fight and say to yourself "Why did I leave my lightning claws at home and took my chain fist instead?"

You cut your self while converting and scream at the top of your lungs


"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!"

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:you wonder

"How do space marines poop?"

Honestly,how do they?

Seriuosly, HOW!?

Ever wonder why they say serving the Emperor gives you a warm feeling ?

well now you know

Reaper6 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:you wonder

"How do space marines poop?"

Honestly,how do they?

Seriuosly, HOW!?

Ever wonder why they say serving the Emperor gives you a warm feeling ?

well now you know

Oh... it all makes sense now...

dude... I can't stop thinking about it ....

When you figure out how to make a Bolt Gun. (seriously)

Shrike78 wrote:

Oh... it all makes sense now...

dude... I can't stop thinking about it ....

I saw you were online and just KNEW you'd figure it out

Hey, does that mean that Rah in the film Platoon was predicting Space Marine Jump Packs when he said " Your s t's in the wind, troop !" ?

... probably...

OH!!! I got one!:

This takes "fire in the hole" to a whole new level...

You people are sick. When guardsmen poop, ever notice why most pants are painted brown/baige. Now you know. And i actually found out how spase marinse poop. I was reading the ultramarines omnibus and saw this. Im gonna write it in my own words here a bit, cause it's beenn a while since i read it.

"Uriel was thankful for his armors waste diposal unit, even if the food pastes it produced didn't have a taste."

Yeah. Try and un-hear that.

Shrike78 wrote:... probably...
OH!!! I got one!:

This takes "fire in the hole" to a whole new level...

Only if your marines like curry ( or turtle pie ! ) Sorry, couldn't resist !

Scout : Only proves how good Marines bodies are at coping with poisons, they really CAN eat s t .

Back on topic :

When you instinctively equate movie quotes with items from the game ( see 3 replies up if you don't understand )

Yeah... which sucks cause if you yell out in battle

"Eat S and Die!" They just yell right back

"We DO!"

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Yeah... which sucks cause if you yell out in battle

"Eat S and Die!" They just yell right back

"We DO!... For the emprah! "

Space marines... eating it, for the Emprah

Your are disgusting. WQhy ar eyou my cyber friend?

Sometimes you can be a real jerk.

My post was incredibly funny by itself, and then you have to one up me.

Jerk. Not really.

You think the comedian Daniel Tosh would be Lion 'ElJohnson cause the dark angels are like his jokes. Funny, and pretty stupid.

Hey, Scout just made me think of one, sorry, two, no make that three ( holy heck I'm on a roll ! ) (Hmmm Turtle pie to go = turtle roll ?) ...

...When you see a guy in a dress and think "Dark Angel without the armour !"

...When your next thought is " I wonder if HE eats s t for the emperor ?"

...When you're stupid enough to actually ask him

When I did that i gots punched in da faces!

Really HARD !

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:When I did that i gots punched in da faces!

Really HARD !

OK, I get two things from that.

1 ) I did say " if you're stupid enough to ask him.

2) FACES ? Are you the demon in Shrike's post by any chance ?

Yeah....

Haven't you even heard of Randall Flagg, or Marten Broadcloak from The Stand and The Dark Tower series, respectively?

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Haven't you even heard of Randall Flagg, or Marten Broadcloak from The Stand and The Dark Tower series, respectively?

Erm...
...no, sorry. Should I ?

I haven't either, so as the chaplain of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie, I do not believe it is required reading

Thankyou for your sage wisdom, oh holy one.

On topic :

When you see a snowman in a combat jacket on TV and think " Valhallan Sentry Duty must REALLY suck !"

Reaper6 wrote:Thankyou for your sage wisdom, oh holy one.

On topic :

When you see a snowman in a combat jacket on TV and think " Valhallan Sentry Duty must REALLY suck !"

The Valhallan shakes off his light covering of snow and charges you, screaming something incoherent about eating for the emprah!

Given the size of an Astartes to an IG, my only response would have to be " Yeah, midget. Proud of it too " *flick* " Now be a good runt and eat your pie !"

When you see an advert for a chocolate bar and it inspires you to profile an IG Armoured Recon Company with the battlecry "Get some NUTS!"...

... and you don't even play IG !

When you start entrenching your garden just in case the neighbours come out of the house again.

When you dial 911 and demand a Chimera-mounted medic squad to be sent to your location.

When you see a riot and start to think: "We're gonna need some Storm Troopers..

Who... exactly are your neighbors?

When you've designed t-shirts for all of the major space marine chapters (quite stylish too I might add)

When you watch The Princess Bride and afterward want to paint krootherds and a knarlock with a t-shirts that say Kroot Squad, He is the kroot squad.

Reaper6 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Haven't you even heard of Randall Flagg, or Marten Broadcloak from The Stand and The Dark Tower series, respectively?

Erm...
...no, sorry. Should I ?

Shrike78 wrote:I haven't either, so as the chaplain of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie, I do not believe it is required reading

WOW. you play a game about dudes eating t for the emprah and you haven't even read the books/ comics of either of those. Read them, there long but really good.


Back on topic.


You actaully ate t for the emprah on a bet.


You dyed your eyes gold, to match your profile name. And you actually see better.

You convinced a friend to eat a s t for the emprah.

And by convinced, i mean it in the mafia style.

Shrike78 made you eat a st for the emprah.

Okay.. before you get another warning... maybe this should stop.

Anyways...

you know the name and life story of everysingle one of your boyz.

"Hi... this is grok... he was born in groksvill to Mr. and Mrs. Grok"

"This is Morok, he was born in moroksvill to Mr. and Mrs. Morok."

"This is bob... and I'm not really sure where he came from"

I was the one who wanted it to end in the first place! Also, you convert your space marines so that they are all highly detailed and indivigualized.

You only have 6 marines thoug, but used about 40 to maek them individual.

Well, this isn't about 40k exactly... more a testament to how long I have been at these forums.

(ahem)

You accidentally call your mod... er I mean mom a mod... yeah

she didn't know what it was when I called her that, so I got away with it, but if this gets out... (he says after posting this on the internets)

You know when you've watched this thread to long when you eat chocolate. Then see that you have a chocolate smude on the corner of your mouth in a mirror and think Space Marine.

Shrike78 wrote:When you've designed t-shirts for all of the major space marine chapters (quite stylish too I might add)

Sorry Shrike, I can top that for sadness factor !

When you actual MAKE...

... an Ultramarines Chaplain w Termi Honours Hoodie

Front:


Back:

Shrike78 wrote:Who... exactly are your neighbors?

You don't wanna know..

Reaper6 wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:When you've designed t-shirts for all of the major space marine chapters (quite stylish too I might add)

Sorry Shrike, I can top that for sadness factor !

When you actual MAKE...

... an Ultramarines Chaplain w Termi Honours Hoodie

Front:


Back:

HOW!!!

I want one..

It's really not that hard. Just get some iron-on transfer paper ( there's two kinds, one for light surfaces, one for dark ( I use the one for dark, makes white logos easier coz you only have to make a colour border)). Play with the image you want in an editor like photoshop, test print on normal paper ( to check size and quality ) and when you're happy, pop the Transfer paper in your printer ( just follow the instructions that come with the paper )

It's basically just the same as custom decals for minis (but with an iron instead of water).

Easy as (turtle)pie !

Got a matching baseball cap too !

You read page after page about people eating s t for the Empruh, thinking it's going to reach some sort of humorous climax, but it doesn't and you just say Oh well, at least I don't have to eat s t for the Emperorer......

warpcrafter wrote:You read page after page about people eating s t for the Empruh, thinking it's going to reach some sort of humorous climax, but it doesn't and you just say Oh well, at least I don't have to eat s t for the Emperorer......

Have you seen the state of The Emperor ? He's rotting ! It's got to the stage now that I'm not sure if eating s t for The Emperor counts as a heroic demonstration of worship, or divine cannibalism

On topic :

When your son has joined the hobby because of you and demands, yes demands you make him a shirt to match his troops so he can "look really cool on show and tell day " ( bless 'im, he's only 10 ! )

Needless to say...


(As mentioned a couple of posts ago, here it is, Shrike, with mini reaper to verify it's mine)

Can you tell me where you get the stuff for your clothes?

... No... that didn't sound weird... STOP THINKING ABOUT IT

Just google Iron On transfer paper. Failing that, any decent printer refill stockist should have, or be able to order, some.

Over here we have shops called Tesco (a supermarket) & WH Smiths ( originally a bookstore but expanded a little), don't know what the US versions are though

When you made a diorama of a space marine getting married to marcus fenix, and a SoB getting married to Master Chief.


Seriously, 18 pages. Im starting my own "You Know You Post on Furums Too Much When" thread.

Your dad bought yo several white dwarfs from several years ago online.

If your reading this dad.... Thanks.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:When you made a diorama of a space marine getting married to marcus fenix, and a SoB getting married to Master Chief.


Seriously, 18 pages. Im starting my own "You Know You Post on Furums Too Much When" thread.

That would be one hell of a wedding

When you care enough about it to individualize each gaunt in your 'Nids force

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:When you care enough about it to individualize each gaunt in your 'Nids force

If I had 'nids.. i'd be guilty.

..you have enough spare heads/bodys/legs from former projects to build an 1500 pts army with identical Powerarmor without need
of any bitz-service.

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:When you care enough about it to individualize each gaunt in your 'Nids force

When the first though you think of after reading a line like this is:

"Well, of course they are individuals until they are harvested for biomass. . . thats why its simply modeling and not NAMING them, that would be silly."

- and you admit it.

57. when after you have been hit by a car, while crippled and dying on the floor your last words are " crap failed my armor save!"

58. instead of arranging currency in the form of dollars you refer to a model
(ex: I just made 2 and a half monoliths while going to work today!)

59. you can instantly identify all the collors in any object

"ok so that Power point icon is 75% Blazing orange and 25% skull white with a 50-50 blazing orange, skull white highlight...

yeah, I'm just that awsome

You madeasuccesful master chief conversion completely out of green stuff.

You have a T-shirt saying "I eat Terminators for Breakfast."

You have made a warhammer based song:

(ahem)

"WAAGH, HUH!"

"What is it good for?"

"Absolutely nothin"

"WAGHH!"

thank you... thank you very much

You go through old horror movies, collecting clips to highlight your Lictors entry.

1hadhq wrote:..you have enough spare heads/bodys/legs from former projects to build an 1500 pts army with identical Powerarmor without need
of any bitz-service.

i aspire to one day be like you... thats just epic right there

You are currently on the run from the arbites and deamon hunters, but stopped just long enough to post this before....

"THERE HE IS!!! KILL IT!!!"

. Crap.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You are currently on the run from the arbites and deamon hunters, but stopped just long enough to post this before....

"THERE HE IS!!! KILL IT!!!"

. Crap.

Someone's been watching Hellboy again !

Damn you RON PERLMAN!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

You get taken down by your countries anti-terrorist group, you quote Horus so much.

When you name your 4 kids after the chaos gods.

When you made the forum

"Any Body Read Comics?". Shameless plug.

Back on topic. You would totally tap Lilieth Hesperix.

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:You get taken down by your countries anti-terrorist group, you quote Horus so much.

(guilty)

well, apart from the getting cau-

"THERE HE IS!"

**crash-tackling noises**

Your friends with Shrike78

You have started planning the article "One hundred things you can make out of a cereal box"
I am Currently at 5 and am trying to re-size the title.

57. When you laughed at the above
58. When you watch mid-evil based films and think:
i wonder how many bow and arrow soldiers it would take to kill a terminator with unlimited storm bolter shots...
what that happens to me every time
59. When you dont care whether the above 59 reasons you play too much 40k are true for you or not

60. and you use sexual innuendos because sex and 40k have become equally good,
haha but that doesnt count for me 'cus im only 16

...and i probably play too much 40k but i DONT CARE

You make your essay for philosphy class about the greater good

I think the sign of the aquila is actually made by crossing both arms across your chest in an X fashion..lol

--When you get warhammer tattoos--

you leave food out for your plastic Nid army just incase

You start thinking about how soon we'll have real bionics that are just as good and you start to wonder does that give me a 6+ chance of surviving a gunshot.

you worship the chaos god...

"PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!"

*flamer noise*

adielubbe wrote:57. When you laughed at the above
58. When you watch mid-evil based films and think:
i wonder how many bow and arrow soldiers it would take to kill a terminator with unlimited storm bolter shots...
what that happens to me every time
59. When you dont care whether the above 59 reasons you play too much 40k are true for you or not

adielubbe wrote:60. and you use sexual innuendos because sex and 40k have become equally good,
haha but that doesnt count for me 'cus im only 16

adielubbe wrote:...and i probably play too much 40k but i DONT CARE

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ME THREE!!!!!!!

killerklown_666 wrote:I think the sign of the aquila is actually made by crossing both arms across your chest in an X fashion..lol

It is.

I worked it out in about an hour or two.

EDIT: also, I did get Warhammer tatoos (airbrush ones). They said "CHAOS" in medieval script, and a swirly star-thing to represent the 8-pointed star of Chaos.

When Half the Sex jokes you know come from this thread (Not true but...)

When you try the above mentioned sign of the aquila and you go "wow that looks a hell of a lot like it"

You look at Wolverine and say "Shrikes are bigger..."

Happygrunt wrote:You look at Wolverine and say "Shrikes are bigger..."

guilty lol

killerklown_666 wrote:I think the sign of the aquila is actually made by crossing both arms across your chest in an X fashion..lol

According to Lexicanum,

The 'Chest' variation of the Sign of the Aquila has its user place their hands flat on their chest with their thumbs interlocked. This makes the image of the Imperial Eagle on the chest with the thumbs forming the head and the straight fingers symbolizing the wings.

see :http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Aquila

Also, found this on imageshack :

On topic : When you walk into a cellphone store to buy a Bluetooth Headset and catch yourself asking the salesman for a 'Vox Bead'

Reaper6 wrote:

killerklown_666 wrote:I think the sign of the aquila is actually made by crossing both arms across your chest in an X fashion..lol

According to Lexicanum,

The 'Chest' variation of the Sign of the Aquila has its user place their hands flat on their chest with their thumbs interlocked. This makes the image of the Imperial Eagle on the chest with the thumbs forming the head and the straight fingers symbolizing the wings.

see :http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Aquila

Also, found this on imageshack :

On topic : When you walk into a cellphone store to buy a Bluetooth Headset and catch yourself asking the salesman for a 'Vox Bead'

About the Aquila, it looks a little like the salute for the dark eldar...

when you realize that you talk a lot like a fashion queen.

"Low ap weapons? pfff, those are soooo last edition"

"Eww... look at that arrmy, there aren't even any meeeeltas... gross!"

"aren't these new units hot?! I just got em... newest release!!!"

When you paint your Ork Warboss for a school art project.

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:When you paint your Ork Warboss for a school art project.

I have sooo done that...

I'm still talking like one

Shrike78 wrote:

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:When you paint your Ork Warboss for a school art project.

I have sooo done that...

I'm still talking like one

I remember a kid at my school having a good cry after an argument with the art teacher who wouldn't let him use miniatures for a project. Good times...

Arctik_Firangi wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:When you paint your Ork Warboss for a school art project.

I have sooo done that...

I'm still talking like one

I remember a kid at my school having a good cry after an argument with the art teacher who wouldn't let him use miniatures for a project. Good times...

i've had experiences like this... except I tried to use the model for spanish class

Ok... imagine this: The project was to make some kind of statue that represented spanish culture... so, I used this SM guy that I had stabbing this mutant, and turned it in, saying that the armor represented the "justice of the revolution that defended their cause" and that the mutant represented "the corruption that plagued the spanish"

yeah... he didn't go for it

Shrike78 wrote:

Arctik_Firangi wrote:

Shrike78 wrote:

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:When you paint your Ork Warboss for a school art project.

I have sooo done that...

I'm still talking like one

I remember a kid at my school having a good cry after an argument with the art teacher who wouldn't let him use miniatures for a project. Good times...

i've had experiences like this... except I tried to use the model for spanish class

Ok... imagine this: The project was to make some kind of statue that represented spanish culture... so, I used this SM guy that I had stabbing this mutant, and turned it in, saying that the armor represented the "justice of the revolution that defended their cause" and that the mutant represented "the corruption that plagued the spanish"

yeah... he didn't go for it

Did the same thing for french. Used an Eldar, painted it pink and said that it represented how the French are............ I let you draw your own conclusions.

Reaper6 wrote:109. You roll for scatter whilst sitting on the toilet.

I tried that yesterday...

I missed

that was a lot of cleaning

You judge your art teachers qualifications by how well they judge the model (Not well, BTW)

you need to rent a buldozer to clean the minis off your table

You know you play too much 40k if you frequently shout WAAAAGH!!! out the car window going 1 over the speed limit.

You know you play too much 40k if you have a C'tan opener in your kitchen

You know you play to much 40k if you start shouting at a watermelon "GREEN SKIN. PURGE THE ALIENS"

You know you play to much 40k when your mind is locked in a mental knot over whether Orks are fungi, amoebas, plants, or a mixture of all three.

You know you play to much 40k when you grab your friend's nose, and shout "I've got your geneseed!"

So I watched a couple war movies, and I always wonder what the peoples' BS is.

Like in 'Enemy at the Gates'', the snipers both had to be like BS 9 or 10. At the very least. With a mastercrafted sniper rifle.

No. They just had pre-Nerf Sniper Riffles.

Mr.R4nd0m wrote:

You know you play to much 40k when your mind is locked in a mental knot over whether Orks are fungi, amoebas, plants, or a mixture of all three.

And, if it is a fungi, you wonder if the stuff in your fridge is a precursor to the orks

When get upset over argument about faction philosphies with ya work mate!!!!

when you work in a maintenance department, and tell the people who's stuff you fix, that it will work as long as they keep the machine spirit happy....

When you're 16 years old and on summer holidays..
and you look at the girl your going for and truly think:
Is it worth it 'cus she has fortune so her 4+ invulnerable is re-rollable.. then you think to your self "WHAT AM I DOING???"
hahahaha she is hot aswell

When ya axious to get back to NZ cause ya want to play 40k!!!!

When your idea of stress therapy is this: Slow down, take a deep breath, and paint some more gore on your Orks Powerklaw

when you have more forgeworld pieces glued to your fingers, than you have glued together...aarrrggghhh!

You mixed your plastic glue with medical surgical glue. Nothing, not even a nuke gets these things unstuck. And that's fo reals.

When you've politely asked shrike what turtle pie is..... but he doesn'tell you

when in math class you take a perilsof the warp test, fail your armor save, get locked in close combat instead of capturing the objective......


And the teacher still has you answer problem number 4 on the board.

Eldrad's seer council was sorely missed.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:When you've politely asked shrike what turtle pie is..... but he doesn'tell you

Turtle Pie is beyond definition of even the most learned scholars... for to attempt to understand the true nature of turtle pie would be the ultimate blasphemy, as that is to assume that us lesser beings can become one with an entity so great as turtle pie.

It's a part of the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything!

watz a turtle pie?!

I hate you guys so much.

I'm being incredible serious. I even put it in my sig.

See what you have made me do?

When you go to a fire department warehouse and look at the 'Jaws of life' and think "That would be an amazing power klaw"

Ghetto_Fight wrote:watz a turtle pie?!

Oh seeker of Truth, go here and take the first steps on the path of true enlightenment : http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/226065.page

HighLordUlrik wrote:When you go to a fire department warehouse and look at the 'Jaws of life' and think "That would be an amazing power klaw"

Notice the colour of their firetrucks ? (Red wunz go FASTA !)

Hmmm... kunvershun time!

When you wish someone would respond to your thread "New X-Men In 40k". Cause no one has. *sniff.*

When this is the high-light of your day

When you have followed all 20 pages of this thread... (you know who you are, people who have responses starting on page 1!)

Shrike78 wrote:When you have followed all 20 pages of this thread... (you know who you are, people who have responses starting on page 1!)

Guilty !

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:When you wish someone would respond to your thread "New X-Men In 40k". Cause no one has. *sniff.*

Here, have a slice of Pie and cheer up, I'm sure someone will comment on it soon.

You argue with the police, when you got pulled over for speeding, and you claiming that your red car always goes faster then the speedometer says.....

When it is to your great regret that you realise that you did not find this thread until it was on it's 9th page

When your Space Pirates are older than most of the people on this tread. (RT days).

You have more Rough Riders than most people have in their entire army.

You have more models than than your local GW store.

You have a PO Box just for Forgeworld deliveries.

You get Games-Day off as a paid holiday, because your boss is afraid you will quit if he doesn't let you go.

You take time off from work. just to drive to Baltimore for the new Imperial Guard release. (and you still get paid).

When your job uses singles letters(X,F,E) to inform which customer service line you should be on in half hour incerments.

Then you see F at 9, E at 9:30 and X at 10 and wonder what type of carnifex would the the IRS use?

when you by 180 ork boyz and a warboss on the day you start collecting orks( i did this )

When you see a stolen shopping cart and think looted wagon.

Sternguard_rock wrote:when you by 180 ork boyz and a warboss on the day you start collecting orks( i did this )

thats ok, i started collecting 40k this past july by buying the marine battle company, a terminator chaplain, an assault termie squad, and a shooty termie squad... ive since bought a land raider crusader/redeemer, and more termies... and i only have my 2 assault squads assembled, with 4 of those of the 20, with paint on them..im gonna be a busy bee when i get back from iraq

When all your armies combined are worth more than your house.

1. you admin several 40k communities, and think that your online friends are your only friends (j/k)



2. WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH 40k!

RogueMarket wrote:1. you admin several 40k communities, and think that your online friends are your only friends (j/k)



2. WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH 40k!

I think RogueMarket, if these are his models and stuff.... has just won the thread

You buy food not for the taste, but because the packaging, container, or the plastic decorative bits on the top of the cake would make good terrain pieces.

You screen everything that goes into the garbage bins for bits.