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Post by: Justicar Alaric
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Post by: Cadet_Commissar_Ludd
Any non-leather great-coat should do samus.
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Post by: Samus_aran115
Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:Any non-leather great-coat should do samus.
I'll search that. I was searching overcoat and jacket. I'm going to be a comssar for halloween 
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Post by: kirsanth
Getting that . . . joke could be a fair indicator to some.
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Post by: JDM
When all your facebook posts are Space Marine Battle Cries
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Post by: Asherian Command
LOL! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
When you play crack down 2 with friends and you have the wing suit and start saying "STRIKE FROM THE SKIES BROTHERS!"
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Post by: Jaon
When you hear Jake Sully say in Avatar "Death from Above" and wonder where is chainsword is.....
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
Samus_aran115 wrote:Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...
You play 40k RPGs in the Chain fiction section of Dakka.
Omgg yes.
When you search the interwebz for a commisar coat and find nothing. Have you guys found anything that looks like a comissar jacket?
Trench coat bud....as far as I know they are the closest thing.....do you have the hat? cause I'll trade you my hat for you coat.....wait....that wouldn't solve anything......bah.....forget it.
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Post by: Samus_aran115
JDM wrote:When all your facebook posts are Space Marine Battle Cries
I had a quote the other day from someone's sig.lemme find it...Thanks to whoever put it there 
"Pantz? PANTZ!? In da name o' Mork, dere's a whole Galeksy o' 'Umies ter krump, and yer worried 'bout were yer PANTZ iz commin' from!? PANTZ IS JUST FER LUCK! You iz muckin' about! Get ter shootin' an' choppin' and stop bein' un-Orky! Uvverwize, I'll be puttin' yer 'ead up 'dere on me bosspole! " Automatically Appended Next Post: Commissar NIkev wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...
You play 40k RPGs in the Chain fiction section of Dakka.
Omgg yes.
When you search the interwebz for a commisar coat and find nothing. Have you guys found anything that looks like a comissar jacket?
Trench coat bud....as far as I know they are the closest thing.....do you have the hat? cause I'll trade you my hat for you coat.....wait....that wouldn't solve anything......bah.....forget it.
I'll trade you my yarrick dead-eye for your regular eye
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Post by: Cambak
Samus_aran115 wrote:JDM wrote:When all your facebook posts are Space Marine Battle Cries
I had a quote the other day from someone's sig.lemme find it...Thanks to whoever put it there
"Pantz? PANTZ!? In da name o' Mork, dere's a whole Galeksy o' 'Umies ter krump, and yer worried 'bout were yer PANTZ iz commin' from!? PANTZ IS JUST FER LUCK! You iz muckin' about! Get ter shootin' an' choppin' and stop bein' un-Orky! Uvverwize, I'll be puttin' yer 'ead up 'dere on me bosspole! "
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...
You play 40k RPGs in the Chain fiction section of Dakka.
Omgg yes.
When you search the interwebz for a commisar coat and find nothing. Have you guys found anything that looks like a comissar jacket?
Trench coat bud....as far as I know they are the closest thing.....do you have the hat? cause I'll trade you my hat for you coat.....wait....that wouldn't solve anything......bah.....forget it.
I'll trade you my yarrick dead-eye for your regular eye
If it shoots a laser (and not a laser pointer either), I'm in. If not, keep it.
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
Cambak wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:JDM wrote:When all your facebook posts are Space Marine Battle Cries
I had a quote the other day from someone's sig.lemme find it...Thanks to whoever put it there
"Pantz? PANTZ!? In da name o' Mork, dere's a whole Galeksy o' 'Umies ter krump, and yer worried 'bout were yer PANTZ iz commin' from!? PANTZ IS JUST FER LUCK! You iz muckin' about! Get ter shootin' an' choppin' and stop bein' un-Orky! Uvverwize, I'll be puttin' yer 'ead up 'dere on me bosspole! "
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...
You play 40k RPGs in the Chain fiction section of Dakka.
Omgg yes.
When you search the interwebz for a commisar coat and find nothing. Have you guys found anything that looks like a comissar jacket?
Trench coat bud....as far as I know they are the closest thing.....do you have the hat? cause I'll trade you my hat for you coat.....wait....that wouldn't solve anything......bah.....forget it.
I'll trade you my yarrick dead-eye for your regular eye
If it shoots a laser (and not a laser pointer either), I'm in. If not, keep it.
Stealthily switches Laser eye with a small red flashlight, hehehe, He'll never now the difference
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
You buy BDU (battle dress uniform) pants to try and look like a cadian.
(Guilty.)
(They are also so freakin comfortable it's not even funny.)
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Post by: Black Corsair
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You buy BDU (battle dress uniform) pants to try and look like a cadian.
(Guilty.)
(They are also so freakin comfortable it's not even funny.)
JajaaJAJa, that reminds me... the previous models of Spanish camo uniform (the ones i used)they were nearly IDENTICAL to Cadian ones XDDD just need the flak armor and the helmet XD
and yes... FETHING COMFORTABLE !!
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Post by: Justicar Alaric
you own models that are older than most of the people who go to your local GW (guilty)
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Post by: Asherian Command
You lie on this thread when you don't think your guilty of something when you are. (guilty)
Instead of having friends night out you make a battle company.
Instead of polishing your so-called car. You go to a GW store to paint some miniatures.
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Post by: IvanTih
When you use a plasma tv as weapon or when you stand far from it thinking that it can explode anytime.
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Post by: Asherian Command
LOL. I do that sometimes.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Black Corsair wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You buy BDU (battle dress uniform) pants to try and look like a cadian.
(Guilty.)
(They are also so freakin comfortable it's not even funny.)
JajaaJAJa, that reminds me... the previous models of Spanish camo uniform (the ones i used)they were nearly IDENTICAL to Cadian ones XDDD just need the flak armor and the helmet XD
and yes... FETHING COMFORTABLE !!
Yeah, my dad's run two marathons (one at white sands missile range) in them.
And there are so amny pockets, I put mty cell in one. Had to wait till I got home to take em off and look for them
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Post by: JFizzle51
When ur in a fight and you get hit in the face and think "That shouldn't have hurt My toughness should be higher than his/her strength"
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Post by: Xx_ECHO_xX
When people ask who you want to be when you "grow up" the first thing you think of is space marine...
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
Xx_ECHO_xX wrote:When people ask who you want to be when you "grow up" the first thing you think of is space marine...
psh.....commissar
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Post by: FredTheEvilKitteh
When you name Daemonettes after you ex-grilfriends. (guilty)
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
FredTheEvilKitteh wrote:When you name Daemonettes after you ex-grilfriends. (guilty)
HAHAHAHA Nice
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Post by: Space_Potato
Commissar NIkev wrote:Xx_ECHO_xX wrote:When people ask who you want to be when you "grow up" the first thing you think of is space marine...
psh.....commissar
Servo-skull for me
S_P
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Post by: Cambak
Space_Potato wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Xx_ECHO_xX wrote:When people ask who you want to be when you "grow up" the first thing you think of is space marine...
psh.....commissar
Servo-skull for me
S_P
Realistically, I'd end up as some random Nyd's Lunch.
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Post by: Samus_aran115
JFizzle51 wrote:When ur in a fight and you get hit in the face and think "That shouldn't have hurt My toughness should be higher than his/her strength"
"damnit, that hurt. It thought I added feel no pain this morning!"
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Post by: Space_Potato
Samus_aran115 wrote:JFizzle51 wrote:When ur in a fight and you get hit in the face and think "That shouldn't have hurt My toughness should be higher than his/her strength"
"damnit, that hurt. It thought I added feel no pain this morning!"
"What the  happened to my armour save?!"
S_P
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Post by: Cadet_Commissar_Ludd
Doesn't this refractor field give me an invulnerable save?
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Post by: Cambak
Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:Doesn't this refractor field give me an invulnerable save?
It was double your toughness, so instant death. Last time I checked, your not Eternal Warrior, Cadet.
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Post by: sLeEpYrOcK
when you run out of money and have to build terrain out of lego blocks
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When you run out of money and have to make terrain out of lego peices (guilty)
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Post by: ChocolateGork
Ive done this
Oh and when you plan your list for a tournament a month in advance
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
You consider summer school "Scholam".
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Post by: blood reaper
Start praying to the Chaos gods
Nurgle: Dont ever wash .
Khorne: Run around shoting blood for the blood god.
Slanessh: I relly dont want to say...
Tzeentch: Constantly change your house , and your life style.
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Post by: Deff Jaw
Sart screaming WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! in the middle of the game. Even when you are losing. Automatically Appended Next Post: Arctik_Firangi wrote:Reaper6 wrote:107. When you paint red "go fasta" stripes on your Granny's wheelchair and convert her walking stick into a Bosspole to go on the back.
Done.
GRANNY ON SCOOTER 18 pts/model
WS 2 / BS 3 /S 2(4) / T 2(3) / W 1 / I 2 / A 1 / Ld 10 / Sv 5+ -
Unit Type: Bike Wargear: Bosspole, Power Klaw, Pacemaker (Bionics)
Special Rules:
0.5 Horsepower: If Granny has been moving 12" in a straight line for two consecutive turns, she has the 'Furious Charge' special rule. Granny's scooter always moves at least one inch through difficult/dangerous terrain, instead of being removed as a caualty.
Senile: Roll a D6 before any movement or assault phase in which you intend to move Granny. On a 2+ she acts normally; on a 1 she begins to rant and rave in a distubing fashion. Granny will not move when Ranting and Raving, unless she moved 12" in a straight line last round, in which case she will automatically move forward another 12". If this brings Granny into contact with an opponent's model, consider Granny to have charged.
NOT ENOUGH RED PAINT!!!
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Post by: Cadet_Commissar_Ludd
When having a talk from a dude who doesn't know what he's talking about but says
"The only constant is change"
Then you honestly contemplate heckling
"Tzeentch is well pleased!!!"
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Post by: Samus_aran115
sLeEpYrOcK wrote:when you run out of money and have to build terrain out of lego blocks
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When you run out of money and have to make terrain out of lego peices (guilty)
Psh. Run out of money and HAVE to make terrain out of legos? I do it anyway!
I'm considering making a bastion out of legos. I've got at least 10,000 pieces of legos. I'm sure I can make a bastion, or ruins, or something cool. And with super glue, anything is possible! No longer am I limited by the little pegs!
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Only problem with lego is the scale really.
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Post by: Maverick
When you wallpaper all the rooms in your house, for fear of a paint project too big for you to manage.
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Post by: Samus_aran115
Maverick wrote:When you wallpaper all the rooms in your house, for fear of a paint project too big for you to manage.
Actually, Painting my room helped me learn how to paint clean lines!
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Post by: Maverick
Samus_aran115 wrote:Maverick wrote:When you wallpaper all the rooms in your house, for fear of a paint project too big for you to manage.
Actually, Painting my room helped me learn how to paint clean lines!
hahaha! fair enough :L
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Post by: Samus_aran115
I painted my room purple too, which is murder
Yes, my room is regal purple. Seemed like a good idea at the time. I still like it, but girls are like "is this your older sister's room?"
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Post by: Asherian Command
When you tell Cleverbot about 40k. And explain it in detail. And the cleverbot starts a conversion on it. And you continue it too far. (guilty we got in agruement of whos better chuck norris or the emperor....)
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Post by: Maverick
Sad times, man. I'm on blue carpet, off-white wallpaper. Used to have laminate flooring and ridiculously pale blue wallpaper. I'm not sure if i've upgraded or lost out there. xD
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Post by: Samus_aran115
Asherian Command wrote:When you tell Cleverbot about 40k. And explain it in detail. And the cleverbot starts a conversion on it. And you continue it too far. (guilty we got in agruement of whos better chuck norris or the emperor....)
I was justing having a game of "hide and go seek" with cleverbot. I found her, the she said "Kisses*" which caught me off guard 
She's so awesome...
And how does wallpaper work? Does it just stick on?
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Post by: Asherian Command
When you hang up 40k posters in your room.... (guilty)
You have two or more posters in your room. (guilty)
You have three or more posters in your room. (guilty)
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Post by: Samus_aran115
I didn't even know GW had that many!
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Post by: Maverick
I asked cleverbot once "are there ghosts in the machine?"
It asked me "What machine?"
MIND BLOWN.
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
when you try and dress your dog up as a giant squiggoth for your ork army
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Post by: Asherian Command
I asked what is 3+4
She answered 12.
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Post by: Deff Jaw
Samus_aran115 wrote:Maverick wrote:When you wallpaper all the rooms in your house, for fear of a paint project too big for you to manage.
Actually, Painting my room helped me learn how to paint clean lines!
Dude its called DUCK TAPE!!!!
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Post by: Cadet_Commissar_Ludd
When you can remember many of the codes for the ork moticons:    ...
I can proudly say I did that in the quick reply box
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Post by: Maverick
Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:When you can remember many of the codes for the ork moticons: ...
I can proudly say I did that in the quick reply box
Nah, that's too much dakka, not too much 40k. xD
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When making shots in basketball (or doing anything really) and you yell " FOR THE EMPRAH!"
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Post by: Justicar Alaric
battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When making shots in basketball (or doing anything really) and you yell " FOR THE EMPRAH!"
Don't forget to roll for scatter
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
CplPunishment wrote:
136. You make up stories about your miniatures.
quote]
Guilty.
(whatever # we are up to). You draw pictures of and name each of your veterans
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Post by: Maverick
You worry too much about if your army commander's name sounds awesome enough.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
While doodling late one night, you draw a picture. You wake up the next morning, to find it is the best one you've drawn.
And it's of a priest of the Imperium.
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Post by: Brutii11
When your first reaction to a surprise is to exclaim 'By the Throne!'
And then when you don't realise what you've said is wrong for a whole minute.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
You pee on the toilet seat and think "Haha, Golden Throne."
And don't act like I'm the only one who's pee'd on the seat when it's early/late.
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Post by: Maverick
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You pee on the toilet seat and think "Haha, Golden Throne."
And don't act like I'm the only one who's pee'd on the seat when it's early/late.
You're not the only one, but you're the only one who makes that connection xD
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Maverick wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You pee on the toilet seat and think "Haha, Golden Throne."
And don't act like I'm the only one who's pee'd on the seat when it's early/late.
You're not the only one, but you're the only one who makes that connection xD
Fair enough.
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
You think about wearing a trench-coat with a hat that strongly resembles a commissars hat despite the fact that the coat is a womans coat......
*holds head high* I have 
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Post by: Justicar Alaric
You actually start to buy in to the GW propaganda that they produce the only games worth playing, and that their miniatures are the best.
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When you plan on making a 'zerg rush' Cadian IG army...
for Apocalypse.
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Post by: sLeEpYrOcK
When you plan to illegally download the new ultramarines movie to make a scenario out of it >.<
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Oh and have battles with yourself just to see what siade would win.. regardless of points and number of troops
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Post by: FredTheEvilKitteh
sLeEpYrOcK wrote:When you plan to illegally download the new ultramarines movie to make a scenario out of it >.<
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Oh and have battles with yourself just to see what siade would win.. regardless of points and number of troops
*Facepalm*
If you ask me "Who do you think would win?" one more time, Im gonna go more psycho than Kharn.
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Post by: sLeEpYrOcK
FredTheEvilKitteh wrote:sLeEpYrOcK wrote:When you plan to illegally download the new ultramarines movie to make a scenario out of it >.<
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh and have battles with yourself just to see what siade would win.. regardless of points and number of troops
*Facepalm*
If you ask me "Who do you think would win?" one more time, Im gonna go more psycho than Kharn.
who do you think would win Automatically Appended Next Post: FredTheEvilKitteh wrote:When you name Daemonettes after you ex-grilfriends. (guilty)
guilty too
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Post by: bob the heretic
You know you play too much 40k when after you loose a game you cut your finger of, and when you win you cut your opponenet head off.
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
You know you play too much Warhammer 40K when a teacher/ other student asks what that 8 pointed star and other 'symbols' in your doodles mean.
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
you know you play too much when you dream of more matches then you've played
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Post by: Ail-Shan
When you have to near force yourself to stop trying to make new army lists...
and fail.
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Post by: Melissia
When you say that the most recent CSM codex is the worst codex ever and start insulting anyone who even remotely appears like they might possibly disagree maybe.
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Melissia wrote:When you say that the most recent CSM codex is the worst codex ever and start insulting anyone who even remotely appears like they might possibly disagree maybe.
guilty
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Post by: Maverick
when you PELVIC THRUST all the time.
Oh wait, that's a symptom of too much Vera, my bad.
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Post by: The glass ninja
death to pelvic thrusters (rides away on motorbike shooting PT troops with bolt pistol)
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Post by: Maverick
*Thrusts The Glass Ninja*
*Glass Ninja Shatters.*
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Post by: Dark
When you enter onto the classroom to take a final exam and greets the professors with a "Through the destruction of our enemies we earn our salvation" (I passed it )
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When you think blood drives are really just gathering for Khorne
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Post by: bob the heretic
Commisar Wolfie wrote:you know you play too much when you dream of more matches then you've played
That actually happens to me
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
You think alcoholics are jsut worshippers of SLanessh.
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
While driving down the street you look around and imagine Space Marines busting out a building and mowing down a bunch of <insert least favorite xenos here>
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Post by: Asherian Command
When you do custom conversions and show it on facebook. You have more pictures of models than yourself.
You have a facebook account to show off your space marine armies.
You joined dakkadakka because you thought you need inspiration for your army.
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Post by: raptor8
Maverick wrote:*Thrusts The Glass Ninja*
*Glass Ninja Shatters.*
blows mavericks head apart with bolt pistol
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Post by: The Imperator
you post on dakka dakka when you're on vacation in hawaii (guilty right now)
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Post by: Master Llyons
You want to check Dakka when you are on vaction in norway because of the Space Wolf rumors [guilty tho it was a while ago]
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Post by: Melissia
When you start acting like someone's the anti-christ just because they made a blog post you don't like on a 40k blog.
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Post by: FyoraSilverwolf
focusedfire wrote:You whatch Iron Man and think Pre-Heresy artificer armor. Also, because of this movie, you now want to make a SMs army with the Iron Man color scheme. Even though you think SMs are complete cheese and have no desire to play them.
(This has probably been done before, but...)
You watch Iron Man 2 and think the Drones look like Tau, and observe (aloud, to a Tau player) that they must be Tau because they are terrible at melee.
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
FyoraSilverwolf wrote:focusedfire wrote:You whatch Iron Man and think Pre-Heresy artificer armor. Also, because of this movie, you now want to make a SMs army with the Iron Man color scheme. Even though you think SMs are complete cheese and have no desire to play them.
(This has probably been done before, but...) You watch Iron Man 2 and think the Drones look like Tau, and observe (aloud, to a Tau player) that they must be Tau because they are terrible at melee.
You forgot that they are also terrible shots
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Post by: cheapbuster
When you get hit in the head with a foam bat and insist it was real and you had feel no pain
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Post by: Space_Potato
raptor8 wrote:Maverick wrote:*Thrusts The Glass Ninja*
*Glass Ninja Shatters.*
blows mavericks head apart with bolt pistol
*Deflects bolt with pelvic thrust*
We thrusters look out for one another. And yes, I do realise that I just took a bolt to the groin, but the jokes on you cause I have an Invulnerable save.
*rolls dice*
Damn. You win this round Raptor8. *leaves to find apothecary*
S_P
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Post by: lord17c
While at your wedding reception, you think of what would happen if a space marine walked in and started a fight with you and the entire wedding party.
Or while at the same reception, you start wishing you had some dice to roll on the odds that the relatives were going to make a fool of themselves on the dance floor.
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Post by: Maverick
Space_Potato wrote:raptor8 wrote:Maverick wrote:*Thrusts The Glass Ninja*
*Glass Ninja Shatters.*
blows mavericks head apart with bolt pistol
*Deflects bolt with pelvic thrust*
We thrusters look out for one another. And yes, I do realise that I just took a bolt to the groin, but the jokes on you cause I have an Invulnerable save.
*rolls dice*
Damn. You win this round Raptor8. *leaves to find apothecary*
S_P
*Thrusts raptor8*
*Raptor8 implodes*
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Post by: The glass ninja
The glass ninja unshatters stands up and blows maverick into khornes domain with his angry marine bolter.
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Post by: Maverick
The glass ninja wrote:The glass ninja unshatters stands up and blows maverick into khornes domain with his angry marine bolter.
#
Glass ninja is ninja. Glass ninja is NOT a necron. Glass ninja's attack fails, because he's DEAD. PWNT.
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Post by: EagleArk
"Ahah!", magic necron dudie jumps in and using his knowlage of rebuilding and lots of glue put the glass ninja back together!
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Post by: The glass ninja
HA HA Also i psychic lord inquisitor
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Post by: Maverick
Maverick Facepalms.
Necrons can't put OTHERS back together...
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Post by: The glass ninja
but i am super Psycher
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Stop the stupidity. Now.
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Post by: JSK-Fox
#10541 - You are arguing like idiots over glass ninjas, necrons, and psykers.
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Post by: The glass ninja
we can do and say as we wish hey this gives me an idea don't listen to other peoples opinions if you are having A LAUGH.
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
You know you don't play enough 40k when you have an extremely stupid multiple post long war about fething thrusting!
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Post by: Cadet_Commissar_Ludd
battle Brother Lucifer wrote:You know you don't play enough 40k when you have an extremely stupid multiple post long war about fething thrusting!
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.  (That's not not enough 40k, that's too much Vera...)
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:You know you don't play enough 40k when you have an extremely stupid multiple post long war about fething thrusting!
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. (That's not not enough 40k, that's too much Vera...)
Whats vera? 
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
you dream of building a Bolter. *Last night*
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Post by: Asherian Command
When you agrue about having the same Space marine chapter name as someone else. (Guilty happened today.)
When you find out that space marine names are all taken. And you come up with the longest history of a space marine chapter in the entire 40k universe.
You make your own chapter.
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Post by: Ail-Shan
When you see someone with the word "faith" tattooed over a shield and immediately hear in you head (in a space marine voice) "faith is my shield." Happened at work today. And no, the guy didn't play warhammer.
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Post by: Asherian Command
You immediately think every orc player is out to get you when you buy a land raider.
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When you tear off the back packs from the old Sm vs 'nids box (I blank on the name) and use them for scratch build models.
Ultra guilty
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Post by: Caelun Niveus
When you see this bumper plate:
And think "Ultramarines fan" before "Colts fan"
Guilty
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Post by: Space_Potato
battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you tear off the back packs from the old Sm vs 'nids box (I blank on the name) and use them for scratch build models.
Ultra guilty
Battle for Macragge.
When you accuse your friends of not being orky enough.
Wen yoo leev da hut to go find sum shiny gubbinz tah decorit yur waggen. Den yoo look for a proppa scrap in yur waggen, den stomp da squishies.
S_P
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Space_Potato wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you tear off the back packs from the old Sm vs 'nids box (I blank on the name) and use them for scratch build models.
Ultra guilty
Battle for Macragge.
When you accuse your friends of not being orky enough.
Wen yoo leev da hut to go find sum shiny gubbinz tah decorit yur waggen. Den yoo look for a proppa scrap in yur waggen, den stomp da squishies.
S_P
Thank you my kind sir.
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Post by: Commisar Wolfie
battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Space_Potato wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you tear off the back packs from the old Sm vs 'nids box (I blank on the name) and use them for scratch build models.
Ultra guilty
Battle for Macragge.
When you accuse your friends of not being orky enough.
Wen yoo leev da hut to go find sum shiny gubbinz tah decorit yur waggen. Den yoo look for a proppa scrap in yur waggen, den stomp da squishies.
S_P
Thank you my kind sir.
Whoa whoa whoa watch that kinda language around here. Kind Sir indeed. sheesh the nerve of people. and saying thank you thats not nearly grim dark enough
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Commisar Wolfie wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Space_Potato wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you tear off the back packs from the old Sm vs 'nids box (I blank on the name) and use them for scratch build models.
Ultra guilty
Battle for Macragge.
When you accuse your friends of not being orky enough.
Wen yoo leev da hut to go find sum shiny gubbinz tah decorit yur waggen. Den yoo look for a proppa scrap in yur waggen, den stomp da squishies.
S_P
Thank you my kind sir.
Whoa whoa whoa watch that kinda language around here. Kind Sir indeed. sheesh the nerve of people. and saying thank you thats not nearly grim dark enough
Then I declare him Heretic for insulting my memory. or something.
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Post by: GoDz BuZzSaW
You get a tatoo of Nurgle and you think it makes you tougher.
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Post by: JSK-Fox
When your diet seems to consist of 67% actually food, and 33% paint gathered when you lick your brush...
Guilty!
When you run around on video games yelling "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!" into your mic.
Guilty!
When you have thoughts about making a butler, gentlemanne, and other such things themed tyranid army, with a Hive Tyrant named Willy Wonka.
Guilty!
When you wanna be a SPAESS MARIEN!!!
Guilty!
When your favourite vehicle in the world is no taller than about 4 inches, and is made of plastic.
Guilty! (Dreadnought!)
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Post by: Cadet_Commissar_Ludd
JSK-Fox wrote:When your diet seems to consist of 67% actually food, and 33% paint gathered when you lick your brush...
Guilty!
*Raises eyebrow* Isn't it bad enough that I spend hours in an enclosed space with plastic glue fumes...
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Post by: EagleArk
You think you do drugs becaue of all the superglue fumes you inhale.
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Post by: lord17c
Asherian Command wrote:You immediately think every orc player is out to get you when you buy a land raider.
but we are sir, but we are.
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Post by: Slarg232
JSK-Fox wrote:When you run around on video games yelling "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!" into your mic.
Guilty!
While your on a killing spree you constantly yell "MAIM! KILL! BURN!" repeatedly until you die.
When playing Capture the Flag or similar gametype, you say "Ve Captoored eht for Kaos!" when you score a point.
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Post by: CaptainRavenclaw
when you go to a games club and you accuse people there of not being serious enought about warhammer - guilty
when you day dream about massive 10' x 10' games that don't take a fortnight to complete - guilty
when you have already planned all your Christmas and Birthday presents 6 months in advance, and you don't call them presents, you call them reinforcements - guilty
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Post by: JSK-Fox
I'm guilty of the second two you said.
And I know an ork player would be out to get me if I got an LR - my Dad...
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
You wonder is forge worlds at least have air conditioning when it suddenly gets hot in your house.
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
When you are Playing MW2 and yor are yelling and Screaming, "FOR THE EMPEROR!" and "THE EMPEROR DEMANDS YOUR DEATHS!" -Guilty
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Post by: Corennus
You start thinking of Mechs as Titans.
You start calling machine guns "bolters"
Your maths improves dramatically because you keep adding up points for armies in your head ALL DAY LONG
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Corennus wrote:
Your maths improves dramatically because you keep adding up points for armies in your head ALL DAY LONG
guilty
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Post by: ganeth
You use the word smite more often than necessary
fantastic
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Corennus wrote:
Your maths improves dramatically because you keep adding up points for armies in your head ALL DAY LONG
Looks like you could improve English.
I wish my math grade improved cause of making point lists. Sadly, it hasnt. 
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Post by: epil
When you awaken at 4am sweating with the only thought on your mind being that you need to start a slaanesh army.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
epil wrote:When you awaken at 4am sweating with the only thought on your mind being that you need to start a slaanesh army.
I would think it might be another body fluid....
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Post by: Cambak
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
It must happen
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.
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Post by: Maverick
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.
I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.
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Post by: ChocolateGork
Maverick wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.
I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.
I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.
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Post by: FeistierErmine
ChocolateGork wrote:Maverick wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.
I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.
I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.
I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
FeistierErmine wrote:ChocolateGork wrote:Maverick wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.
I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.
I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.
I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.
I'm now waiting for Titans.
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Post by: DEATH89
Pelvic Thrusting Emporer Titans you mean?
When you desperately want to replace as much of your body as possible with bionics (Iron Hands Syndrome)
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Post by: Maverick
DEATH89 wrote:Pelvic Thrusting Emporer Titans you mean?
Have I converted another Pelvic Thruster to the great cause?
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Post by: DEATH89
I have long known of Vera, and his compadres, I was delayed getting to the fight painting Ultramarines at my gf's but I'm here now and ready for duty
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Post by: Warlordron'swaagh
When, after playing D+D for YEARS, you accidentally use the name Slaanesh of a god you made up, then not wanting to admit you, as the dm messed up, you make her the blood god, just to really screw with anyother 40k members in your crew. Then run a Necromancer NPC named Nurrgle.....
(City guide) "Here is the temple ward of the city. We have a Temple for Pelor, Mielikki, Kord, Ioun, Melora, and our newest edition, Slaanesh....."
(Rogue) "Wait, did you just say Slaanesh?"
(DM thinking) gak gak gak.. uhhh.....
(City Guide) "Why yes, Slaanesh the blood god."
(Rogue) "Wait, ...what?"
(Dm snickers)
(City Guide) "Yes, it's ran by a priest rumored to be a necromancer, and he worships Nurrgle"
Then we had to break cause three of members were laughing so hard mountain dew came out of their noses and one dropped his beef fried rice on the ground... ah good times.
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Post by: NostrilOfTerror
battle Brother Lucifer wrote:You know you play too much Warhammer 40K when a teacher/ other student asks what that 8 pointed star and other 'symbols' in your doodles mean.
guilty... so..so...soooo guilty... Automatically Appended Next Post: Golden Eyed Scout wrote:FeistierErmine wrote:ChocolateGork wrote:Maverick wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.
I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.
I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.
I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.
I'm now waiting for Titans.
Just my opinion, but im waiting for tankhammers. When someme stupid enough to make a tankhammer makes it, ill start waiting for virus bombs and ANGRY TITANS WITH POWERFEET!
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Post by: Zackman_88
When you look in the nightsky and hope to emprah you dont see nids tendrils. -so guilty
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Post by: liquidjoshi
When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.
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Post by: Maverick
liquidjoshi wrote:When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.
SOOOOOO GUILTY
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Post by: Asherian Command
Maverick wrote:liquidjoshi wrote:When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.
SOOOOOO GUILTY
So guilty as well Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When, after playing D+D for YEARS, you accidentally use the name Slaanesh of a god you made up, then not wanting to admit you, as the dm messed up, you make her the blood god, just to really screw with anyother 40k members in your crew. Then run a Necromancer NPC named Nurrgle.....
(City guide) "Here is the temple ward of the city. We have a Temple for Pelor, Mielikki, Kord, Ioun, Melora, and our newest edition, Slaanesh....."
(Rogue) "Wait, did you just say Slaanesh?"
(DM thinking) gak gak gak.. uhhh.....
(City Guide) "Why yes, Slaanesh the blood god."
(Rogue) "Wait, ...what?"
(Dm snickers)
(City Guide) "Yes, it's ran by a priest rumored to be a necromancer, and he worships Nurrgle"
Then we had to break cause three of members were laughing so hard mountain dew came out of their noses and one dropped his beef fried rice on the ground... ah good times.
LOL I wanna try this out. Golden Eyed Scout wrote:FeistierErmine wrote:ChocolateGork wrote:Maverick wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Cambak wrote: You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.
I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.
I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.
I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.
I'm now waiting for Titans.
I'm waiting for the Sisters of Battle. Powered armor Babes I'm in!
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
liquidjoshi wrote:When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.
Did this today
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Post by: Cambak
Asherian Command wrote:Maverick wrote:liquidjoshi wrote:When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.
SOOOOOO GUILTY
So guilty as well
Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When, after playing D+D for YEARS, you accidentally use the name Slaanesh of a god you made up, then not wanting to admit you, as the dm messed up, you make her the blood god, just to really screw with anyother 40k members in your crew. Then run a Necromancer NPC named Nurrgle.....
(City guide) "Here is the temple ward of the city. We have a Temple for Pelor, Mielikki, Kord, Ioun, Melora, and our newest edition, Slaanesh....."
(Rogue) "Wait, did you just say Slaanesh?"
(DM thinking) gak gak gak.. uhhh.....
(City Guide) "Why yes, Slaanesh the blood god."
(Rogue) "Wait, ...what?"
(Dm snickers)
(City Guide) "Yes, it's ran by a priest rumored to be a necromancer, and he worships Nurrgle"
Then we had to break cause three of members were laughing so hard mountain dew came out of their noses and one dropped his beef fried rice on the ground... ah good times.
LOL I wanna try this out.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:FeistierErmine wrote:ChocolateGork wrote:Maverick wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.
I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.
I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.
I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.
I'm now waiting for Titans.
I'm waiting for the Sisters of Battle. Powered armor Babes I'm in!
This is the first time I've been quoted this many times.....
Personally, I'm waiting for the Pelvic Thrusters to stick their head out a wind, so I can cut their heads off, with said Chainsaw Bayonet.
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Cambak wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Maverick wrote:liquidjoshi wrote:When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.
SOOOOOO GUILTY
So guilty as well
Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When, after playing D+D for YEARS, you accidentally use the name Slaanesh of a god you made up, then not wanting to admit you, as the dm messed up, you make her the blood god, just to really screw with anyother 40k members in your crew. Then run a Necromancer NPC named Nurrgle.....
(City guide) "Here is the temple ward of the city. We have a Temple for Pelor, Mielikki, Kord, Ioun, Melora, and our newest edition, Slaanesh....."
(Rogue) "Wait, did you just say Slaanesh?"
(DM thinking) gak gak gak.. uhhh.....
(City Guide) "Why yes, Slaanesh the blood god."
(Rogue) "Wait, ...what?"
(Dm snickers)
(City Guide) "Yes, it's ran by a priest rumored to be a necromancer, and he worships Nurrgle"
Then we had to break cause three of members were laughing so hard mountain dew came out of their noses and one dropped his beef fried rice on the ground... ah good times.
LOL I wanna try this out.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:FeistierErmine wrote:ChocolateGork wrote:Maverick wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"
I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.
I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.
I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.
I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.
I'm now waiting for Titans.
I'm waiting for the Sisters of Battle. Powered armor Babes I'm in!
This is the first time I've been quoted this many times.....
Personally, I'm waiting for the Pelvic Thrusters to stick their head out a wind, so I can cut their heads off, with said Chainsaw Bayonet.
You are now my new best friend on this site.
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Post by: raptor8
Cambak you dont need chainsaw bayonets what you use are thunderhammers and smite them
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Post by: Asherian Command
*Bows*
I'm here all year.
When you want to marry a Sister of Battle.
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Post by: Slarg232
Eqypt has NOTHING on the pyramid on the last page......
After your dog has trampled over your battlefields on the floor, you name her the "Household Pet Monster".
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Post by: Asherian Command
Slarg232 wrote:
After your dog has trampled over your battlefields on the floor, you name her the "Household Pet Monster".
I call my Dog Pippin the God Dog of dog kind.
You refer to chuck norris as the Master of All mankind.
You make your girlfriend wear a Demonette outfit.
You make your girlfriend wear a Sister of Battle Outfit.
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
When your mom wants you to buy and build a stompa for her birthday to paint with roses and trees and patterns and faces and more random stuff.
I just did that... she dosent even play and I do NOT collect orks.
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Post by: metallifan
CaragaraPDF wrote:When your mom wants you to buy and build a stompa for her birthday to paint with roses and trees and patterns and feces and more random stuff.
I just did that... she dosent even play and I do NOT collect orks.
Your mom paints stuff with her feces? O.o
That is, without a doubt, the most disturbing thing I've ever heard. And yet... I'm strangely aroused...
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
Ok its offical. I can not spell...
Automatically Appended Next Post:
and corected.
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Post by: kirsanth
I am not certain whether to blame CaragaraPDF or metallifan for my outburst, but that was darn funny. . .
My coworkers are wondering, but I refuse to explain the laughter coming from my desk.
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Post by: JubJubMarine
When you have a Dakka account!
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Post by: That Other Guy
Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...
lol i do that
you start asking yourself what people in horror movies leadership is (What do you think, 3?)
calling phones vox-casters
you can speak like an ork and not know you're doing it.......
Dem umie Gits' keep offrin' me teef to stop talkin' strange but i don' know what dem' blabbin abut'
Maverick wrote:Maverick Facepalms.
Necrons can't put OTHERS back together...
Fine HE's A COUNTS- AS NECRON LORD WITH A RESSERECTION ORB
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Asherian Command wrote:You immediately think every orc player is out to get you when you buy a land raider.
Ya.....
I believe you're 3rd on my hit list.........
1. Grambo X
2. Andonai X
3. Asherian Command -pending
4. Calgar X
5. All BULLET-MONKEY counts-as people
*just because it's a box doesn't mean it's a 600 ton killing-machine Brissiling with lascannons*
GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  
BLOOD WILL RAIN FROM THE SKIES TAINTING THE INNOCENT AS I STAND UPON A HILL UNHOLY LIGHT PIERCING MY HEART AS I"M LIFTED INTO THE SKY UPON A CHARIOT OF FIRE THE SOULS OF MY UNBORN ENEMIES WILL RISE FROM THE VERY GROUND YOU STAND ON AND DRAG DOWN THOSE OF UNJUST PURPOSE!!!!!!
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh nice to get that outta' my system......... btw thats only towards people who like put down a cardboard box and count it as a Land Raider
so if you're not one of thos people.... sorry about the Nerd-Rage annnnnnndddddd just go ahead and ignore that 
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Post by: Cambak
raptor8 wrote:Cambak you dont need chainsaw bayonets what you use are thunderhammers and smite them
Much more gory my way.
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Post by: Samus_aran115
When you wish the imperial guard had guys wearing leather jackets riding harleys to replace the rough riders.
I'm talking 'Grease' leather jackets, greased up hair and Brooklyn accents.
If anyone has a Schott Perfecto leather jacket in size Small, would you be willing to sell?
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
When you keep having dreams of the emperor uniting earth.
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
CaragaraPDF wrote:When you keep having dreams of the emperor uniting earth.
ITS NOT A DREAM! IT WILL HAPPEN!
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Post by: raptor8
^first the world needs to kill it self several times over beforee that we need to reach the stars we are currently about 21,000 years from that road mark
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Post by: That Other Guy
Samus_aran115 wrote:When you wish the imperial guard had guys wearing leather jackets riding harleys to replace the rough riders.
I'm talking 'Grease' leather jackets, greased up hair and Brooklyn accents.
If anyone has a Schott Perfecto leather jacket in size Small, would you be willing to sell?
Meh, You go watch footloose
My Rough riders ride Cyborg high elf saber tooth tigers
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
raptor8 wrote:^first the world needs to kill it self several times over beforee that we need to reach the stars we are currently about 21,000 years from that road mark
How do you know it hasn't already happened. and that in mere moments Eldar, will become Known to humans and people suddenly get the ability of proper space travel. and the Emperor Rises up, or maybe, we are in the time when a lot of worlds are lost to the Imperium and we are simply lost. We could haev had to start from scratch and just have not been discovered by our Mother Imperium Yet.
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Post by: raptor8
good point
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When you play games with demons and think that they look like <insert whatever demon they looked like from 40k>
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
raptor8 wrote:good point
Thank you
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Post by: raptor8
so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
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Post by: Asherian Command
You make your girlfriend wear in sex the sisters of Battle Outfit.
You make your girlfriend wear a busty Commissar Suit. 
(even i would not do that.)
You make a custom 40k army.
You name a model in your army.
You take time to paint your army.
You have spent more than $200 on this hobby.
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Post by: raptor8
^last one cant be avoided
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Post by: Asherian Command
My friend only spent $100 dollars on 40k and quit. Most noobs get 500 points. then leave.
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
raptor8 wrote:so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
*runs outside and stares at sky waiting for the great Crusade*
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Post by: raptor8
Commissar NIkev wrote:raptor8 wrote:so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
*runs outside and stares at sky waiting for the great Crusade*
*jins Nikev and hopes the US doesnt over react to ships coming into orbit prompting them to fire nukes*
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
Asherian Command wrote:You make your girlfriend wear in sex the sisters of Battle Outfit.
You make your girlfriend wear a busty Commissar Suit.
(even i would not do that.)
.
I am saddened that no one else would do it.
I mean, who wouldn't want their girlfriend standing there ready to pu- *ahem* I mean, I am saddened by this. Automatically Appended Next Post: raptor8 wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:raptor8 wrote:so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
*runs outside and stares at sky waiting for the great Crusade*
*jins Nikev and hopes the US doesnt over react to ships coming into orbit prompting them to fire nukes*
Come on.....its the Imperium.....The entire world doesn't have enough Nukes to stop the flow of ships.
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Post by: raptor8
Automatically Appended Next Post:
raptor8 wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:raptor8 wrote:so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
*runs outside and stares at sky waiting for the great Crusade*
*jins Nikev and hopes the US doesnt over react to ships coming into orbit prompting them to fire nukes*
Come on.....its the Imperium.....The entire world doesn't have enough Nukes to stop the flow of ships.
another thing could happen the US fires its nukes into orbit every one else over reacts and fire their nukes at other nations
on topic: you play to much 40k when you hope hat a crusade to come to bring every one int a grimdark universe
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
You get diarrhea and pray to Nurgle to let is pass as quick a spossible.
You realise diarrhea is Nurgle's favored disease cause it's smart: It know when your travelling.
Diarrhea: Hey, wanna race home?
You: Oh crap! (very punny!)
That is a race you don't want to lose.
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
raptor8 wrote:
Automatically Appended Next Post:
raptor8 wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:raptor8 wrote:so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
*runs outside and stares at sky waiting for the great Crusade*
*jins Nikev and hopes the US doesnt over react to ships coming into orbit prompting them to fire nukes*
Come on.....its the Imperium.....The entire world doesn't have enough Nukes to stop the flow of ships.
another thing could happen the US fires its nukes into orbit every one else over reacts and fire their nukes at other nations
on topic: you play to much 40k when you hope hat a crusade to come to bring every one int a grimdark universe
Dude........actually.....all the Nations would probably be to busy discussing what course of action to take.....its probably the civilians with guns who would be the problem.
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Post by: raptor8
^point taken so what should we to avoid purges afterwards?
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Post by: Asherian Command
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You get diarrhea and pray to Nurgle to let is pass as quick a spossible.
You realise diarrhea is Nurgle's favored disease cause it's smart: It know when your travelling.
Diarrhea: Hey, wanna race home?
You: Oh crap! (very punny!)
That is a race you don't want to lose.
I remember that comedian XD
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When you cut your finger but don't try to stop the flow immediately (blood for the Blood God, after all)
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Asherian Command wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You get diarrhea and pray to Nurgle to let is pass as quick a spossible.
You realise diarrhea is Nurgle's favored disease cause it's smart: It know when your travelling.
Diarrhea: Hey, wanna race home?
You: Oh crap! (very punny!)
That is a race you don't want to lose.
I remember that comedian XD
Yup. Can't remember his name for the life of me tho. Still, one funny bastard.
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you cut your finger but don't try to stop the flow immediately (blood for the Blood God, after all)
Or when you cut your self for the blood god...
(Not me)
Omg... Emos are followers of the Blood God!
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
raptor8 wrote:^point taken so what should we to avoid purges afterwards?
I take it your asking what should we do to avoid purges after the civilians start shooting at the Emessarys.........well, we fall upon our knees and shout "BLESS THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!" to which they reply "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" Automatically Appended Next Post: CaragaraPDF wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you cut your finger but don't try to stop the flow immediately (blood for the Blood God, after all)
Or when you cut your self for the blood god...
(Not me)
Omg... Emos are followers of the Blood God!
They are just the really dumb ones because your supposed to get other peoples blood. Obviously pffff
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Post by: Xenon
You see 2-pac of coke and you call it twinlinked.
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
Xenon wrote:You see 2-pac of coke and you call it twinlinked.
They have 2-pacs?
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Commissar NIkev wrote:raptor8 wrote:^point taken so what should we to avoid purges afterwards?
I take it your asking what should we do to avoid purges after the civilians start shooting at the Emessarys.........well, we fall upon our knees and shout "BLESS THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!" to which they reply "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
Automatically Appended Next Post:
CaragaraPDF wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you cut your finger but don't try to stop the flow immediately (blood for the Blood God, after all)
Or when you cut your self for the blood god...
(Not me)
Omg... Emos are followers of the Blood God!
They are just the really dumb ones because your supposed to get other peoples blood. Obviously pffff
The Blood God does not care from where blood flows, so long as it flows
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Post by: Xenon
Commissar NIkev wrote:Xenon wrote:You see 2-pac of coke and you call it twinlinked.
They have 2-pacs?
Yeah at least in Finland. It includes two 1,5L bottles of Coke. But that can be applied to like anything. For example twix chocobar is twinlinked too. When you've played too much 40k every two of anything counts as twinlinked.
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
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Post by: Maverick
You know you play too much 40k when you make jokes about sex with daemonettes, because you know all too well that you can't get human women xD
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
Maverick wrote:You know you play too much 40k when you make jokes about sex with daemonettes, because you know all too well that you can't get human women xD
I pray to the Emperor that nobody does this
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
You know when you play too much 40K when you spend time thinking about "You know when you play too much 40K when...."
1: When you watch terminator and think of necrons.
2:When you wish you had a hive tyrant's head mounted above your mantel.
3:When you see the Omega Letter and think, "Ultramarines"
4:When you pray to the Emperor at dinner.
5:When you said, "By the Emperor!" under your breath when you saw something kick ass.
6:when you want a Power sword.
7:When you want to make a real "Fortress of Redemption" for a zombie survival house.
8:when you see a zombie and say, " You Nurgle"
9:When you have a deam of going to mars and starting a tech cult.
10:When you have friends on XBox LIVE that you got into 40k.
11:When you spend the time posting/reading this.
12:When you want to get a bionic arm.
13:When you want to get a bionic eye, With a laser in it. (Like Commissar Yarrick)
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When you want to use necrons for your SM terminators
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Post by: Maverick
Commissar NIkev wrote:Maverick wrote:You know you play too much 40k when you make jokes about sex with daemonettes, because you know all too well that you can't get human women xD
I pray to the Emperor that nobody does this
I am proud to say that I am not, nor have encountered, this particular human being. But they must exist, somewhere. Seriously.
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
Maverick wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Maverick wrote:You know you play too much 40k when you make jokes about sex with daemonettes, because you know all too well that you can't get human women xD
I pray to the Emperor that nobody does this
I am proud to say that I am not, nor have encountered, this particular human being. But they must exist, somewhere. Seriously.
Well! I can now pose as a Commissar! So I propose that we start a pitiful damonette joking human search! all in favor say AYE!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: raptor8
CaragaraPDF wrote:You know when you play too much 40K when you spend time thinking about "You know when you play too much 40K when...."
1: When you watch terminator and think of necrons.
2:When you wish you had a hive tyrant's head mounted above your mantel.
3:When you see the Omega Letter and think, "Ultramarines"
4:When you pray to the Emperor at dinner.
5:When you said, "By the Emperor!" under your breath when you saw something kick ass.
6:when you want a Power sword.
7:When you want to make a real "Fortress of Redemption" for a zombie survival house.
8:when you see a zombie and say, " You Nurgle"
9:When you have a deam of going to mars and starting a tech cult.
10:When you have friends on XBox LIVE that you got into 40k.
11:When you spend the time posting/reading this.
12:When you want to get a bionic arm.
13:When you want to get a bionic eye, With a laser in it. (Like Commissar Yarrick)
1)guilty
6)guilty
9)guilty
11)guilty
13)guilty
14)when you want a sentinel
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Post by: brandon noble
when you apply str and toughness values to weopons and people in MW2, and Ld values to the ones you play with on a daily basis.
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Post by: Xenon
when you are parking car to somewhere and you call it deployment.
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Post by: vleermie
Xenon wrote:when you are parking car to somewhere and you call it deployment.
Or when you deepstrike your car ...
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When you offer your friend to make them a shrine of the God-Emperor. Then think to make one for yourself.
Guilty
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Post by: Cambak
vleermie wrote:Xenon wrote:when you are parking car to somewhere and you call it deployment.
Or when you deepstrike your car ...
When you look at the A-team commercial and think "Why are they deep striking that Predator? (closest thing in 40k that it resembles)"
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Post by: BaronIveagh
CaragaraPDF wrote:
5:When you said, "By the Emperor!" under your breath when you saw something kick ass.
9:When you have a dream of going to mars and starting a tech cult.
Guilty
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
brandon noble wrote:when you apply str and toughness values to weopons and people in MW2, and Ld values to the ones you play with on a daily basis.
I seem to have a save of 6 in that game. I was killed 54 times with 39 kills not to long ago. Thoe my Ld is 10... i do not run. 90% of the time.
My Buddy FiFi... He saves on 2+ but his Ld is 2. if he dies three times he quits.
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Post by: jollycommissar
when your working as a mechanic and think the reason your doing this is because your a techmarine or a servitor
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Post by: Warlordron'swaagh
When you have a vanity plate made that reads TMPLAR and have the black templar cross painted onto your car
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Post by: Maverick
Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When you have a vanity plate made that reads TMPLAR and have the black templar cross painted onto your car
Please tell me this isn't you.
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Post by: Asherian Command
I could imagine that. Happening a Guy in a car. Speeding with a lascannon on top. And it is called the RAZOBACK
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Post by: Maverick
Asherian Command wrote:I could imagine that. Happening a Guy in a car. Speeding with a lascannon on top. And it is called the RAZOBACK
It'd have to be a people carrier, so it could hold six people + crew xD
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Post by: Asherian Command
lol.....
Well anyway.
You know if you play too much when you....
For your Facebook account you label your job as Inquisitor.
And for Bio. you mention warhammer 40k more than once.
You are waiting *patiently* for Ultramarines movie.
When you see the Signal for a Crusader. You Think OMG HES A BLACK TEMPLAR! *guilty*
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
Maverick wrote:Asherian Command wrote:I could imagine that. Happening a Guy in a car. Speeding with a lascannon on top. And it is called the RAZOBACK
It'd have to be a people carrier, so it could hold six people + crew xD
Gentlemen, i give you... the MiniVan.
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Asherian Command wrote:lol.....
And for Bio. you mention warhammer 40k more than once.
In my bio class I brought in some of my marines b/c my teacher wanted to know what I did on the weekend, and I had to explain about 40k for like 10 minutes
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Post by: Dashyl
When you get injured you find a die to see if you pass your FNP save
You spend all your free time calculating point values for your new army
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Post by: omgnowaiii
You can write an entire army list in you head with no codex or calculators. And get everything right.
Guilty.
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
omgnowaiii wrote:You can write an entire army list in you head with no codex or calculators. And get everything right.
Guilty.
Lucky... I cant add 15 points and 32 points without a calculator.
But hey, i'm Blond.
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Post by: DEUS VULT
Your docs put you on heroin to ween you off your miniature habit
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Post by: Khantos
You end your prayers at church with "For the Emperor!"
DEUS VULT wrote:Your docs put you on heroin to ween you off your miniature habit
I love it.
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Post by: Ail-Shan
You can write an entire army list in you head with no codex or calculators. And get everything right.
You are annoyed that, though you could once do so with your Eldar, you are having more trouble with Tau.
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
You you never been to Oktoberfest, But you Did go to Orktoberfest.
Guilty
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
CaragaraPDF wrote:You you never been to Oktoberfest, But you Did go to Orktoberfest.
Guilty
When I caught this.....I couldn't help but chuckle.
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Post by: Maverick
CaragaraPDF wrote:You you never been to Oktoberfest, But you Did go to Orktoberfest.
Guilty
Not guilty. I've been to oktoberfest (Emperor protects.... so many women and beer in the one place...) and NOT orktoberfest
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Post by: Samus_aran115
When you think tzeetch is controlling you because you like purple things.
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Post by: Warlordron'swaagh
Maverick wrote:Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When you have a vanity plate made that reads TMPLAR and have the black templar cross painted onto your car
Please tell me this isn't you.
I cannot tell a lie....the paintjob happens monday....
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Post by: JimG
You're packing to move and your miniatures are better protected than the china you were given as a wedding gift.
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Post by: brandon noble
when a riot shield is you SS and a revolver is your TH
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
When you Play MW2 and think of your MG as a Heavy Bolter, and you yell FOR THE EMPEROR into your mic.
Guilty
When you want a company of imperial guardsmen to boss around.
Guilty
It is no longer, First Base, Second Base, Third Base, and Home run. It is, Deep Strike, Shooting Faze, Assault Faze, and Pile in.
Guilty
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Post by: brandon noble
Maverick wrote:CaragaraPDF wrote:You you never been to Oktoberfest, But you Did go to Orktoberfest.
Guilty
Not guilty. I've been to oktoberfest (Emperor protects.... so many women and beer in the one place...) and NOT orktoberfest
Giggity!
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Post by: Maverick
brandon noble wrote:Maverick wrote:CaragaraPDF wrote:You you never been to Oktoberfest, But you Did go to Orktoberfest.
Guilty
Not guilty. I've been to oktoberfest (Emperor protects.... so many women and beer in the one place...) and NOT orktoberfest
Giggity!
Indeed, Sir Quagmire!
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Post by: brandon noble
When being wasted is merely the Emperor's Blessing. The Hangover later is His way of "Watch your ale."
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
You smoke lho sticks, not pot.
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Post by: Cambak
When you see a nun, and ask her were her meltagun is. (not guilty, but willing to try it)
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Post by: FyoraSilverwolf
omgnowaiii wrote:You can write an entire army list in you head with no codex or calculators. And get everything right.
Guilty.
I can do it without a calculator, and I think my fiance can do it without a codex. Does it count if you use another person as your calculator?
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Post by: Happygrunt
Cambak wrote:When you see a nun, and ask her were her meltagun is. (not guilty, but willing to try it)
Do it, and post the results.
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Post by: Gwar!
When you see a nun, ask her where her meltagun is, and she says "In my other set of robes, now burn you heretic!
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
Gwar! wrote:When you see a nun, ask her where her meltagun is, and she says "In my other set of robes, now burn you heretic!
Or 'In my car," and proceeds to get her full-scale meltagun she entered for GD.
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Post by: Loricatus Aurora
When your wife asks you 'if the house burns down what will you grab' and you have a mental debate whether its your Citadel mini cases or the photos
You finish a tournament and immediately start planning for the next
You have lots of minatures painted because your preferred army list chances so often and you get fired up to paint the current 'final' army list
You have scheduled painting times that no one interrupts
You start to feel like you know people of Dakka by their posts alone
You love debating why your army codex has been treated unfairly
NOTHING is better than when you have that game where the dice all go your way - then you get a little sad knowing 'that was THAT game' and you know your now up for multiple bad dice games
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Post by: Samus_aran115
You argue with your friends that chaos cannot possibly be destroyed, but they insist that the imperium could destroy it, so you get into a fight and end up cutting an eight pointed star into the gaming table with your finger nail. I've gotta take a picture of it. It's my table, btw....
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Post by: BaronIveagh
Loricatus Aurora wrote:When your wife asks you 'if the house burns down what will you grab' and you have a mental debate whether its your Citadel mini cases or the photos
If your minis are among the other items that will automatically be ejected from the burning building in a hardened, fireproof, foam filled safe...
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Post by: Thousand Nuns
You are crushed when having been asked for gamesday activities by a store manager your idea of Gorkalectric is laughed down.
You remember when the new store guy first started playing.
The newspaper covering your painting desk is over ten years old.
When more than half the crap in your bedroom comes from gw.
You spend more than 30 secs trying to come up with witty answers for this thread. (......guilty)
(Gorkalectric was my idea for mounting gorkamorka models on scalextric chassis and racing around a large space hulk model  )
And yes it still stings.....sob.
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Post by: Asherian Command
you have a vault filled with protection for your minitatures.
You mistake a nun for a sister of battle.
You yell in class when a teacher tells you to do something you respond. "BY THE EMPEROR IT SHALL BE SO!"
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Post by: AlexGrannell
When you wonder what the armour save of Kevlar would be.
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When you don't want this thread to die
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Post by: The Imperator
When you wonder how much wood could a choppa could chuck wood?
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
The Imperator wrote:When you wonder how much wood could a choppa could chuck wood?
you said it wrong.
How much wood could a choppa chop if a choppa could chop wood.
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Post by: GundamMerc
Commissar NIkev wrote:The Imperator wrote:When you wonder how much wood could a choppa could chuck wood?
you said it wrong.
How much wood could a choppa chop if a choppa could chop wood.
I believe it is: How much wood could a wood choppa chop if a wood choppa could chop wood?
Although a wood choppa would probably just be a normal choppa that's a bit dull.
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Post by: warboss spinetwizta
when the police arive to investigate a missing persons report and you chase them down the street screaming blood for the blood god
guiltty
Automatically Appended Next Post:
jesus this thred has been going since 08
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When you are bringing your 'dexes and calculator on your plane trip later today to make army lists.
Guilty.
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Post by: EagleArk
warboss spinetwizta wrote:when the police arive to investigate a missing persons report and you chase them down the street screaming blood for the blood god
guiltty
please enlighten me on how this ended.
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Post by: warboss spinetwizta
tazers and 2 nights in juvie
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Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer
When you think getting tazered is worth the risk of running at cops yelling "Blood for the Blood God!"
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Post by: LitanyOfHate
When jumping out of the airplane in Army Airborne School you yell "for the Emperor"---guilty
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Post by: NostrilOfTerror
battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you think getting tazered is worth the risk of running at cops yelling "Blood for the Blood God!"
It truly is, though.
When assembling minis, you seriously need to prevent yourself from yelling GLUE FOR THE GLUE GOD! RESIN FOR THE RESIN THRONE!
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Post by: spamandchips
When your standard goodbye is "The emperor protects" matched with the sign of the aquilla. Ah the number of girls who have asked what that means...
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Post by: warboss spinetwizta
When assembling minis, you seriously need to prevent yourself from yelling GLUE FOR THE GLUE GOD! RESIN FOR THE RESIN THRONE!
wait resin is made of ground up skulls i never knew that
also when you post in a thred thats been going for 2 years
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Post by: Asherian Command
You actually have read all 79 pages. with 6 caffine shakes.....
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Post by: JDM
When you ask the Used car dealer about the price of HK missiles on a Camry
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Post by: kirsanth
When you only have to read less than. . .5 of these per "skip to first unread"
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Post by: Sandman
When at a bakery you yell "BREAD FOR THE BREAD GOD, YEAST FOR THE THRONE OF SCONES!"
Guilty.
I can't ever go into that bakery again.
They look at me all funny.
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Post by: Asherian Command
XD.
When at a gorcery store. you Immediately yell "POP FOR THE POP GOD! CAFFINE FOR THE THRONE OF DEW!" I've actually done that. I'm not allowed there by county law. too bad it was in California hehehehehehe
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Post by: The Odessey
While, at work, you keep a list of people to add to the skull throne.
Damn you the service industry, see what you have done to me.
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Post by: Ail-Shan
When you are bringing your 'dexes and calculator on your plane trip later today to make army lists.
When you don't bring your 'dexes and calculator an your plane trip (followed by El trip) and make army lists anyway.
3 days ago, actually managed something I think I'd like.
Also, you read the acronym DIBS, and think
"needs a few additions/rearranges, but could be 'orks is Da Biggest and da Strongest'" And you aren't an Ork player.
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Post by: camboyaz
When at the clothing store, ask what sizes power armor comes in!
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Post by: The Imperator
when you have nightmares about the horrors you could unleash if you had the cupboard from indian in the cupboard
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Post by: Commissar NIkev
The Imperator wrote:when you have nightmares about the horrors you could unleash if you had the cupboard from indian in the cupboard
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget Dogs, TITANS are the new Mans-Best-Friend!!!!!!
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Post by: GundamMerc
When eating chicken, you think "Huh, tastes like Kroot...".
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Post by: Anidem
When you can recite the tale of the Black and White Spacemarine on a black and white bike
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Post by: Ediin
Anidem wrote:When you can recite the tale of the Black and White Spacemarine on a black and white bike
DING DING DING
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A WINNER!!
Actually, I know half the story, although I cant remember the final test he had to pass.
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Post by: Cadet_Commissar_Ludd
don't anyone dare post it... just don't or I will personally decapitate them
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Post by: Anidem
I wont post it but
trial 1 was the dragon, 2 was the mountain, 3 was the pool of acid right outside the castle
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Post by: GundamMerc
Someone please post it...
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Post by: RaptorsTalon
When you wonder what would happen if an inquisitor met superman...
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Post by: Ail-Shan
When you start feeling physically ill after going more than a week without a warhammer game.
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Post by: Cambak
GundamMerc wrote:Someone please post it...
There once was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, and being the hero type person he was, wanted to marry the Chapter Master's daughter.
So he went up to the palace and the guard naturally enquired "Who goes there?", to which he replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?" asked the guard, with a not unconsiderable amount of awe in his voice.
"Yes, I'm *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."
"OK, pass."
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter," replied the Black and White Space Marine.
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage."
The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III."
On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."
"OK, pass."
The Black and White Space Marine then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast.
On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."
"OK, pass"
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes,*the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".
On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there"?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."
"OK, pass."
The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later.
On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."
"OK, pass."
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike.
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" The commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace".
On his way out the guard once again asked "Who goes there"?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."
"OK, pass."
Once again the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.
On his way into the palace the guard enquired "who goes there?", to which he replied
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike."
"OK, pass."
So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" Asked the commander.
"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike and I want to marry your daughter" Replied the Black and White Space Marine.
"Not *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike?"
"Yes, *the* Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White bike, can I marry your daughter now?"
"Sure."
Largely Evil Laugh
AND SO IT BEGINS!
ducks
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Post by: kirsanth
Feth.
Which reminds me of another one.
When you see someone get that story posted and think "Feth that donkey-cave" and do not need Dakka filters to edit you.
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Post by: Ail-Shan
You subscribe to the new humor thread so you can see how long it takes for the above story to be posted.
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Post by: RaptorsTalon
You can write an army list without going anywhere near a codex.
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Post by: Cambak
RaptorsTallon wrote:You can write an army list without going anywhere near a codex.
You do so on a regular basis, and just before a tourny. And get frustrated when said army is a mere 5 points over. *Damn Vox Casters*
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Post by: Ail-Shan
Cambak wrote:RaptorsTallon wrote:You can write an army list without going anywhere near a codex.
You do so on a regular basis, and just before a tourny. And get frustrated when said army is a mere 5 points over. *Damn Vox Casters*
You do so on a more than regular basis, even when you try to take a break from it. You also know all the points costs from your codex(es) that you don't or have never used (obviously in addition to those that you do use).
Also, you've read the rule book more than twice, including the fluff bits.
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Post by: RaptorsTalon
You know the points cost for all units in more than 1 codex/army book
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
You've friended people on facebook that you know from dakka.
I've got five so far.
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Post by: GundamMerc
When you hear that one story about a Space Wolf and a cave...
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Post by: Ail-Shan
When you think that the dreadnought from Death Race could easily work as an Ork Battlewagon as it has no lack of dakka what so ever. You then go on to wonder if the people who made the movie were stealing from GW.
You THEN think "you know, a conversion of that thing would be REALLY cool" even though you don't play orks.
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Post by: Asherian Command
LOL!
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Post by: Obsidian
You think the new Linkin Park song, The Catalyst, is about a certain Tzeentchian Chaos Space Marine Chapter
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Post by: TheCyben
You think that the first 3 tracks off Slayer's 'Seasons in the Abyss' are written by/for the World Eaters... 'War Ensemble', 'Blood Red', 'Spirit in Black'... "I rule this inferno, enthoned for all eternity" - Indeed!
Oh, and that 'Yummy yummy yummy i've got love in my tummy' would be cruelly ironic, played as a great unclean one vomits sizzling acid all over some poor guardsmen...
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Post by: Golden Eyed Scout
You think Hoodie Ninja was written for the Raven Guard.
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Post by: kirsanth
When you can add something new to a thread like this after 80 pages.
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Post by: CaragaraPDF
When you want to see master chief be crushed by a dread.
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Post by: Asherian Command
When you see Origins on the board at school you immedately think about the space marine Origins and your chapters. (guilty)
When you see legends. You think of Pedro Kantor or The horus hersey books.
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Post by: Ail-Shan
You hear "Veil of Tears" as a horse name in The Sting and immediately think of harlequins.
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Post by: the-grin-reaper
You know when you play too much 40K when....
You call your pet dog Karanak hound of vengance.
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Post by: =I= White-Wolf
You know you play to much 40k when ever you see a colour combination, and you think what space marine chapter it belongs to...
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Post by: timetowaste85
When you look at those cuts on your thumb and think "those look like the etches on the hindquarters of my new plastic bloodcrushers...maybe I should pour some red ink into my cuts too to make them look bad@$$" Totally did that today...
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Post by: Retrias
when your first curse to a fight in which the person have a different opinion is "HERESY"
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Post by: BaronIveagh
If you've ever actually tried to hand load a bolt round.
(Still can't work out how all the things that a bolter is supposed to be can fit in a .75 slug. If I load it as described: the round is too heavy to be propelled over any real distance, and the explosives that it takes to make it suitably powerful have the alarming tendency to detonate in the chamber.
If I make it tungsten, it preforms admirably against steel and 0.5" composite plates. If I just make it explosive, it makes for an excellent HESH round. If I make it a rocket... well, it still sucks as a gyrojet. I hate reducing range and accuracy to fit sci-fi.
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Post by: sc0ttfree
BaronIveagh wrote:If you've ever actually tried to hand load a bolt round.
(Still can't work out how all the things that a bolter is supposed to be can fit in a .75 slug. If I load it as described: the round is too heavy to be propelled over any real distance, and the explosives that it takes to make it suitably powerful have the alarming tendency to detonate in the chamber.
If I make it tungsten, it preforms admirably against steel and 0.5" composite plates. If I just make it explosive, it makes for an excellent HESH round. If I make it a rocket... well, it still sucks as a gyrojet. I hate reducing range and accuracy to fit sci-fi.
You actually know WTF this guy is talking about
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Post by: Jaon
When you think this picture is sexy.
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Post by: TheCyben
When you think this one is too... but only coz she's holding a glowing arcane skull...
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Post by: nickmund
when youve read every single page on this thread.
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