You see those little scooter things in pe (its a flat 1' by 1' board on wheels) and the first thing that runs through your mind is
"Hellion skyboard...WOOOOO"
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"Hellion skyboard...WOOOOO"
Mr. Self Destruct wrote:You see those little scooter things in pe (its a flat 1' by 1' board on wheels) and the first thing that runs through your mind is
"Hellion skyboard...WOOOOO"
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"Hellion skyboard...WOOOOO"
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Thinking back in elementary.....WE HAD THOSE BOARDS! XD
I Can remember skidding around on those things! although I wasn't into Warhammer then but now that I think about it......XD
While talking to a girl you think of her as a Demonette.
While Trying to date a girl you bring a holy book of the imperial to see if you can convert people.
You bring the holy book of the Imperial whereever you go!
You saw starcraft and immediately thought "huh Tau got a major upgrade! Wow the Tryanids look Awesome! Wow I can't believe that the Imperail Guard have power armor now!"
Caelun Niveus wrote:When you see one of those square shaped cars tagged with "I drive a box!" your next thought is to tag it with "METAL BAWKSES!" Guilty.
You yell "METTEL BAWKSES!" when you're stopped next to one of these FedEx vans:
Automatically Appended Next Post: 58. Going through something and wondering do I have "move through cover" or do I have to take a dangrous terrain test.
Automatically Appended Next Post: 58. Going through something and wondering do I have "move through cover" or do I have to take a dangrous terrain test.
Automatically Appended Next Post: 58. Going through something and wondering do I have "move through cover" or do I have to take a dangrous terrain test.
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The Imperator wrote:When signing yearbooks on the last day of school you just put famous 40k quotes and then sign your name (guilty)
"an open mind is a fortress with it's gates open and it's walls ungaurded"
LOL good one.
But what about, when you sign a yearbook and you convert a quote to something else...in the form of.
May the Emperor's Light be you torch.
When you have lived with someone studying egyptology for years, always been interested in the mythology and even have been taught a small handful of hieroglyphics...
... and catch yourself reading the word 'Horus' and immediately thinking of the primach and not the falcon god. That was rather alarming.
.... If you see a knife, axe, or other sharp object and think it's a Choppa.
.... If you go out with your friends to hunt and ask if you can bring your Slugga.
If you think that Xbox Games are better than PS3 games because the cases are green, You may be an Ork.
You know you play too much 40k when you try and fail to come up with "You may be an Ork if....." jokes.
Got more...
When speaking to a girl you refer to her breasts as 'Monoliths'
When you hear 'Tomb Raider' you immediately imagine Lara Croft riding on a Raider
When you look at a large weapon you immediately think of it as a bolter
When you play MW2 you rage at knifing players because they cannot fleet and assault in the same turn
You equate ALL real weapons to 40k weapons. (well I already started...)
Greetsz,
Mr. Self Destruct
When Playing Modern Warfare 2 Spec-ops with a friend while listening to some Hammer of the Emperor from Imperator Dominatus your friends looks at you and asks "Are you- Are you mouthing the words?" (guilty)
its even worse when you don't know your doing it.
Corennus wrote:
You watch The Two Towers thinking "Uruk-Hai wouldn't stand a chance against my......"
(insert Space Marines, Tau, Eldar, Imperial Guard...)
you watch the Two Towers and think that there was nothing that Exterminatus wouldn't solve. or you think, "needs more dakka!"
or, when sitting in a science class, talking about rhinos...the instructor asks you a question about them, you proceed to say something along the lines of: "the rhino has a transport capacity of 10, and at cruising speed, may fire one of its weapon sponsons. Additionally units in a rhino may not assault the turn that they debark."
For which I'm grateful, but I wish they'd stop spanking off the Blood Ravens long enough to get the Ork campaign finally fething finished lke they promised they would in the months before release. As fun as their campaigns are (I did enjoy the nice twists and turns of Chaos Rising), I'd really like to see an in-depth campaign from another perspective.
Yea, but then she'd get +d6 attacks added onto her base Attack count. And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup
metallifan wrote:Yea, but then she'd get +d6 attacks added onto her base Attack count. And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup
No, that woul......
Drat, your right. I think I am just going to hid that wargear from everyone, and never let it see the light of day.
metallifan wrote:And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup
Are you forgetting the c**t punt? Men get the special rule "Lady Flower Pain Shower."
metallifan wrote:And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup
Are you forgetting the c**t punt? Men get the special rule "Lady Flower Pain Shower."
metallifan wrote:And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup
Are you forgetting the c**t punt? Men get the special rule "Lady Flower Pain Shower."
This kid.....
Makes me lol....
Why? Because you find it absurd someone would hit a girl?
Cause I assure you, I will hit anybody, anywhere, anytime. As Long as I think I can outrun them.
Or because of "Lady Flower Pain Shower?" Because you should be laughing about that. It took me some time to think of it tbh.
metallifan wrote:And with women having the instant-wound "Nutshot" special rule, methinks you'd be getting nowhere near them unless it was a "Just as planned" moment and you wore a cup
Are you forgetting the c**t punt? Men get the special rule "Lady Flower Pain Shower."
This kid.....
Makes me lol....
Why? Because you find it absurd someone would hit a girl?Cause I assure you, I will hit anybody, anywhere, anytime. As Long as I think I can outrun them.
Or because of "Lady Flower Pain Shower?" Because you should be laughing about that. It took me some time to think of it tbh.
Equal Treatment, blame the feminists.
Caelun Niveus wrote:
Melissia wrote:...but I wish they'd stop spanking off the Blood Ravens long enough to get the Ork campaign finally fething finished...
Actually it could have quite a bit of story. Orks have just as much, if not more personality than Marines do.
Think about this:
Warboss
-- Like the FC, but with more brute strength powers than charismatic ones. Much more HP, but less armor.
-- Has both a ranged weapon and a CCW, or one very large CCW. Maybe a purely ranged build with heavy weapons.
-- Has the utter loyalty of all the squads because of him being bigger, stronger, and meaner than them.
Nob w/Boyz
-- Like Tarkus' squad, but offensively oriented rather than defensive. They also have less issues with casualties.
-- Customizable as shootaboyz or sluggaboyz, upgradeable to Big'unz.
-- Believes he is the best example for all the others, aside from the Warboss of course.
Stormboy Nob w/Stormboyz
-- Jump troops who tend to focus on melee. Can be customized to have shootas, however.
-- Almost the opposite of Thaddeus' personality-- very disciplined, no-nonsense, and professional.
-- The only one who doesn't hate the Kommando Nob.
Kommando Nob w/Kommandoz
-- Sneaky troops favoring assault, but can be built as shooty as well. Favors striking out of infiltration.
-- Conflicts with the other nobz, because of his sneaky methods. Argues with the Boyz Nob constantly.
Flash Git w/Loota Boyz
-- Heavy weapons troop, with lots of weird Ork guns.
-- Can become Flash Gitz, able to move while firing their heavy weapons and are more durable.
-- Obsessed with looting, very good friends with the Mekboy; conflicts with others over stolen gear.
Mekboy
-- Lots of weird wargear-- Kustom Force Field, Shokk Attack Gun, and other weirder Ork tech.
-- May become a tank driver or be put in a Deff Dread, but can't use the special wargear while inside.
-- Always experimenting, wanting to grab more tech, friends with the Flash Git nob.
Weirdboy
-- Strange and varied psychic powers, such as Foot of Gork, group teleportation, transforming people into squigs, etc.
-- Insane, and distrusted. But loyal to the warboss because he provides the Weirdboy with WAAAGH! energy.
-- May become a Warp'Ead weirdboy, similar to Jonas becoming an Epistolary.
These various uints and personalities interacting with eachother could produce some hilarious and awesome dialogue... nevermind them interacting with their enemies (violently, usually).
Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When you hear your Command Sergeant Major (CSM)is coming to visit, and you wonder what you did to bring on The Chaos Space Marines investigation
You wonder who the Commissar is going to kill to pass fail leadership test
sir mongo wrote:When your wife or girlfriend does not worry about you being out late, because she knows you are playing with toy soldiers with other men.
Damn thats me!
You know you play too much 40k when your wife lets you go to the ETC via Amsterdam
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When you complain about a really good Sci-Fi movie copying their future tech designs from GW's designs that were copied from other Sci-fi movies or Artists.
focusedfire wrote:When you post on a thread titled, Who would win between the IoM (40K) and the Galactic Empire(Star Wars).
Galactic Empire would win unfortunatly.
Somebody wrote a story about it, I don't know the links anymore and I can't remember how to find it, but the Galactic Empire has a few HUGE advantages over the Imperium.
Partof1 wrote:You feel somewhat proud to live relatively near a town named "Waugh"
You consider this a precursor to your own personal Defiler.
I have to call that a fraud.......
That is actually a John Deer (I think) lumberjack machine. It can cut down a thick ironwood in a few seconds, and place it in a pile with the giant arm. And the legs allow to go into denser places and have less of an environmental impact.
Oh, and you could totally mount some weapons on that. Getting the demon in there is another story...
Partof1 wrote:You feel somewhat proud to live relatively near a town named "Waugh"
You consider this a precursor to your own personal Defiler.
I have to call that a fraud.......
That is actually a John Deer (I think) lumberjack machine. It can cut down a thick ironwood in a few seconds, and place it in a pile with the giant arm. And the legs allow to go into denser places and have less of an environmental impact.
Oh, and you could totally mount some weapons on that. Getting the demon in there is another story...
Thanks for the Info man.
O and getting a daemon in there would be no problem, just throw someone's girlfriend in there while she is PMSing. Although, you may wanna make sure she can't actually operate the machine
focusedfire wrote:When you post on a thread titled, Who would win between the IoM (40K) and the Galactic Empire(Star Wars).
Galactic Empire would win unfortunatly.
Somebody wrote a story about it, I don't know the links anymore and I can't remember how to find it, but the Galactic Empire has a few HUGE advantages over the Imperium.
Really? I would think the Imperium has WAY more advantages... Starting with that the Galactic Empire's most Elite troops have a Statline no better than Karsakins, just send a SM chapter and the war would be over.
You grab a stone and make strips on cars in the neighbourhood with the stone to make them go faster.
You realise you are wrong and decide to paint all the cars red.
When you feel guilty about it and send everyone a letter when you tell about what you have done.
When you offer to paint their mini's if they don't tell the police.
When you commit suicide after you come to the conclusion that orks have red racing strips.
When you name yourself a character from a Warhammer 40k Dan Abbnet book, or Make your own character up. but I'm not alone, am I Cadet Commissar Nahum Ludd
When you name yourself a character from a Warhammer 40k Dan Abbnet book, or Make your own character up.
but I'm not alone, am I Cadet Commissar Nahum Ludd
Huhum i think you'll find that's mine!!!
Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You make your own 40k styled motivational posters (guilty)
When you name yourself a character from a Warhammer 40k Dan Abbnet book, or Make your own character up.
but I'm not alone, am I Cadet Commissar Nahum Ludd
Huhum i think you'll find that's mine!!! [quote
?? That Character is from a book written by Dan Abbnet...........did you really not know this?
When you name yourself a character from a Warhammer 40k Dan Abbnet book, or Make your own character up.
but I'm not alone, am I Cadet Commissar Nahum Ludd
Huhum i think you'll find that's mine!!! [quote
?? That Character is from a book written by Dan Abbnet...........did you really not know this?
I did know, I'm a massive fan of Gaunts Ghosts, what I meant was that if you look at my profile I think you'll find that is my 40k based name!!!!!
I did know, I'm a massive fan of Gaunts Ghosts, what I meant was that if you look at my profile I think you'll find that is my 40k based name!!!!!
.....I'm not sure if you don't understand what I mean, or if I'm not positive on what I mean......but this is making very little sense......so I'm just gonna stop it there
When you feel compelled to shout quotes from Dawn of War randomly. (already been said....I know)
LORDEATSALOT wrote:You go through 65 pages of a Dakka article.
1 Better
You see a thread about what SM's eat, your remember that there was a humor thread that covered the Topic and you have gone through over 200+ pages vainly trying to find the thread that has, "Eatin' **it for the Emprah" pictures and jokes so you can post the link.
BTW, I am still looking and if anyone remembers where they are, Eyezz wouldz muchess apreesheates it.
When you start calling anyone who disagrees with you about anything a heretic and threaten to smite them <guilty>
You build a Holy Orb of Antioch to throw at your buddies car when he arrives at the gaming store to play against your templars... <guilty>
When you only bring one army to the LFGS because you are afraid they'll fight in the trunk and someone might get a lucky penetration roll and explode your car... <guilty>
When you reflexively say 'Blood for the Blood God' whenever you cut yourself. Including in the laboratory. (Yes, it should be shouted rather than forcefully and furiously hissed, but I want to keep lab privileges.)
When you automatically use such a curse despite not playing chaos and not particularly liking Khorne.
you know when you've been playing too much 40k when you say stuff like...
Samus_aran115 wrote:What the hell is up with you guys and your corny SOB jokes? Can you guys grow up, please? It's incredibly annoying to see "Hit on a SOB" and "Ask a SOB for a BJ" every other post.
When ever you look at an army in real life or in a book you wonder how many points they would be.
Every charactor you read about you compare to a marine and they tend to lose.
when ever makign a big desision that you can't make your mind up on you roll a d6.
Gwar! wrote:I once actually Said "Blood for the Blood God" when donating blood.
They kindly asked me to leave, just before some nuns chased me for 15 miles.
I screamed that out in the middle of a pub during a UFC prelim fight once. One of the fighters took a mean punch to the temple and was drenched in more red liquid than the Kool-Aide man.
Needless to say, I got some odd looks from some of the patrons near me, not that I cared. I tend to twitch, laugh maniacally, and my face gets stuck like this:
whenever I see heavy bloodshed. Tends to creep people out
Gwar! wrote:I once actually Said "Blood for the Blood God" when donating blood.
They kindly asked me to leave, just before some nuns chased me for 15 miles.
I screamed that out in the middle of a pub during a UFC prelim fight once. One of the fighters took a mean punch to the temple and was drenched in more red liquid than the Kool-Aide man.
Needless to say, I got some odd looks from some of the patrons near me, not that I cared. I tend to twitch, laugh maniacally, and my face gets stuck like this:
whenever I see heavy bloodshed. Tends to creep people out
This is where you lie down on the couch and I say such things as "How was your childhood?" "Tell me about your mother" and "did you get along with the other boys at school?"
Then you get happy pills! Yay! Don't misuse or abuse drugs, kids.
Anyhoo......
... When you see "Blues Brothers" and when Jake uses the whip as a sound effect at the end of a song, you think "I thought he was a loyalist. But I guess he has a lash whip, so he must be chaos!"
Kogwar wrote:when ever makign a big desision that you can't make your mind up on you roll a d6.
you cant roll just one d6... because all big decisions can be broken down into a couple groups: Difficult terrain, morale checks, and psychic power checks.
difficult terrain checks IRL dont necessarily mean physical... you could be having an argument with the missus, or future missus (or mister, if you are so inclined in that direction) and navigating that argument can be just like difficult terrain.
in the same setting, you could also attempt to use your "Psyker skills" to end said argument...
and of course, if you arent sure what to do in a given situation, roll a morale check to see how you'd feel about the decision and if you pass.. roll with it
When you write 1 or 2 chapters of a book that you have sworn not to make about 40k...then have your wargaming friend tell you that those two chapters are all about 40k (Guilty)
When a couple of pages fall out your codex so you rip em ALL out and laminate the bleedin lot for purposes of ensuring they remain intact for all time (excluding the fact you just ruined the whole book of course)
Automatically Appended Next Post: Then, once done you eye up your Tau and Ork codex and contemplate doing the same to be consistant and then go to the hassle of buying plastic strips that stick to the laminate in order to be able to put them in ring binders
When you counter your evangelic family members attempts to convert you with Emperor bothering zeal, or chaotic infatuation, depending on the day of the week.
BaronIveagh wrote:...if you've ever actually laid hands on a machine and willed it to work...
...and IT HAPPENED...
thats kind of my job in the army... i fix computers and electronic devices, and quite often times the only way to make things work is a swift kick and lots of cursing.
When you realize, weeks after you was "Iron Man 2", that the evil robot drones look just like Tau Crisis suits, especially the heads and the weapon slots.
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Yes. I do this too often. "Praise be the emperor, looks like I've gotta take out the trash for Him. For the emperor.."
I often curse in "imperial". "For the emperor's sake!" "What the throne?" "By the emperor!" "Blessed be the primarch!"
Oh wait, that last one was ultramarine, oh well. "Lord Macragge, I am at your beckon. By Guilliman's breath, do what you will with me"
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micahaphone wrote:When you realize, weeks after you was "Iron Man 2", that the evil robot drones look just like Tau Crisis suits, especially the heads and the weapon slots.
I was thinking the exact same thing, except I thought of it while the movie was on. I was with a couple 40k dudes when I saw it, we were all " OMG! A crisis suit! Holy Throne!" in the theater.
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GundamMerc wrote:when you see comstar and think that the adeptus mechanicus has discovered how to go to parallel universes.
when you see a person with a robotic prosthetic and think that they should get more in order to more properly honour the Omnissiah
Or when you think they're actually a necron that forgot to put on his human arm this morning.
when you shop for bulk food, pens, etc. and not because you need them, but because you think the container could work as a really cool piece of scenery. Supplying extra cheese balls of Bic pens to your gaming or real world life is just a secondary effect.
SoloFalcon1138 wrote:when you shop for bulk food, pens, etc. and not because you need them, but because you think the container could work as a really cool piece of scenery. Supplying extra cheese balls of Bic pens to your gaming or real world life is just a secondary effect.
Guilty.
When you use any piece of styrofoam you find to make terrain, despite most pieces being too massive to fit on the game table.
(Guilty.)
You think the I-Pad is a data slate. (Praise be the Omnisesiah)
SoloFalcon1138 wrote:when you shop for bulk food, pens, etc. and not because you need them, but because you think the container could work as a really cool piece of scenery. Supplying extra cheese balls of Bic pens to your gaming or real world life is just a secondary effect.
Guilty.
When you use any piece of styrofoam you find to make terrain, despite most pieces being too massive to fit on the game table.
(Guilty.)
You think the I-Pad is a data slate. (Praise be the Omnisesiah)
OMNISSIAH mis-spelling is just another form of heresy you know.
I have grabbed bits of polysterene off the pavement being left out for rubbish. I am a bin raider.
micahaphone wrote:When you realize, weeks after you was "Iron Man 2", that the evil robot drones look just like Tau Crisis suits, especially the heads and the weapon slots.
Sir, I thank thee for bringing this to light in my eyes
Dude.......Because your name is the name of a female.....I thought you were a lady......DAMNIT
and no Edward wouldn't make a good blood angel
Unless
If blood angels got up in the morning and poured glitter all over their armour and put on make-up to make themselves 'pretty' for flat-chested teenage highschool emo, loser girls. Then, and ONLY then, Would Edward fit into Warhammer 40k universe as a Blood Angel.
Dude.......Because your name is the name of a female.....I thought you were a lady......DAMNIT
and no Edward wouldn't make a good blood angel
Unless
If blood angels got up in the morning and poured glitter all over their armour and put on make-up to make themselves 'pretty' for flat-chested teenage highschool emo, loser girls. Then, and ONLY then, Would Edward fit into Warhammer 40k universe as a Blood Angel.
Hey, since we're on the subject, Leman Russ is totally Jacob from Twilight then.
ANd by extension, all SPace Wolves are Jacobs pack or whatever that Meyer gakker decided to call them.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Hey, since we're on the subject, Leman Russ is totally Jacob from Twilight then.
ANd by extension, all SPace Wolves are Jacobs pack or whatever that Meyer gakker decided to call them.
My god, if Meyer had put Death Company and Thunderwolf Cavalry in Twilight...
I can't tell if that would be glorious or the worst stain on existence since time immemorial.
But on topic, you know you play 40k too much when you call your FLGS just to see if your mini's on display are "still doing ok without me"
You know you play too much 40K when you can assemble a Rhino during a 10 min phone conversation in exactly the same order as the instructions (when the instructions are not there)
my friend threatened to shot me with a roman candle the other day. I told him to go ahead, it doesnt have any AP and i get a 4+ save from natural armor (fatness lol). right after that i apologized for making a warhammer reference.
(10:33:40 PM) Tarwedge: Your new name is Badab Black
(10:34:26 PM) ***Morgrim becomes one of Huron's hunting hounds?
(10:37:15 PM) Tarwedge: It's perfect for making things more grim!
(10:37:36 PM) ***Morgrim facepalms while laughing hard.
AvatarForm wrote:"Back in my day, Vampires sucked blood... not c&^k!"
That's a good one. I'm gonna use that next time some sad emo girl talks to me about Tw*t Light.
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Haddi wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Hey, since we're on the subject, Leman Russ is totally Jacob from Twilight then. ANd by extension, all SPace Wolves are Jacobs pack or whatever that Meyer gakker decided to call them.
My god, if Meyer had put Death Company and Thunderwolf Cavalry in Twilight... I can't tell if that would be glorious or the worst stain on existence since time immemorial.
My God.... it would be even worse then C.S Goto! (Well, that might be debatable.)
Dont know if anyones posted this one yet but im very guilty of this one so;
When you try and work out what paints and how you would paint real life objects.
your wife forces you to watch Twilight and you think that Edward needs to be shot out of a Basilisk with the rest of the Pretty Marines and that Leman Russ should slap Jacob for fornicating with the pedo Slanesshy whore.
Samus_aran115 wrote:I'm a completely heterosexual man
a completely Heterosexual man who named himself Samus Aran
also back on topic:
...when you run out of money
Yesh. Cuz She's the sexiest woman I've ever played in a video game...I could make sexual moans over her all day.
Virgin alert, virgin alert!
Meanwhile back on topic:
You spend a whole evening getting the lighting right in your living room so you can take photo's of your mini's, so you can upload them on here.
Samus_aran115 wrote:I'm a completely heterosexual man
a completely Heterosexual man who named himself Samus Aran
also back on topic:
...when you run out of money
Yesh. Cuz She's the sexiest woman I've ever played in a video game...I could make sexual moans over her all day.
Virgin alert, virgin alert!
Meanwhile back on topic:
You spend a whole evening getting the lighting right in your living room so you can take photo's of your mini's, so you can upload them on here.
Virgins? on a gaming forum? on the internet? wow, don't hear from one of those every day
also you probably know you play too much Warhammer if you're a Virgin
You know youve been playing too much Warhammer40K when...You star coming up with plausible reasons and ways to include female Space Marines into the current canon
When about to take your Land Rover off road and you say out loud 'roll for dangerous terrain' and your wife neither bats an eyelid or acknowledges your existance in the universe even though she knows what you are talking about.
when you take your friend's red quad out for a ride and zip past him at the fastest speed possible screaming WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH ... guilty ...
I suggested we take the other one out and joust with choppas to determine who amongst us was warboss, then his traditional Chinese father came out, and *gently* put a stop to the idea.
Try Again Bragg wrote:when you take your friend's red quad out for a ride and zip past him at the fastest speed possible screaming WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH ... guilty ...
Should have yelled "Red Wun's Go Fasta!" nice try ork wannabe!
When you are about to get it on with a beautiful woman and consult your rulebook to see who has the initative.
Then when you find out its her, you role a die to try and steal it.
when you throw popcorn in the air and try to catch it in your mouth, you use a template.
when everything you write comes out like Cheez an Crakka because you play Orks
Automatically Appended Next Post: When you are about to make love to a beautiful woman, but don't because you need to check the rulebook to see who has the initative.
Then when you find out its her, you roll 1D6 to try and steal it.
Automatically Appended Next Post: When you count like this...
You have a Nitro RC car and have had more or less every bit RED machine alliminum. And for once, as these are uprades, it really does make it go fasta!
Ed_Bodger wrote:When about to take your Land Rover off road and you say out loud 'roll for dangerous terrain' and your wife neither bats an eyelid or acknowledges your existance in the universe even though she knows what you are talking about.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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When you send emails with code in the subject "VOX TRANSMISSION AT BETA ZETA ONE FIVE THREE"
When playing the demo for Crackdown 2, you stumble upon an entire street of "Freaks" and declare aloud that you will "Anoint the mutants with their own blood!"
Guilty (and it was in public), and now I want to buy the game just so I can kill more.
Caelun Niveus wrote:When playing the demo for Crackdown 2, you stumble upon an entire street of "Freaks" and declare aloud that you will "Anoint the mutants with their own blood!"
Guilty (and it was in public), and now I want to buy the game just so I can kill more.
I'll probably wind up saying this when I buy it XD
How is it by the way?
Commissar NIkev wrote: I'll probably wind up saying this when I buy it XD
How is it by the way?
Kinda cool, tho the demo was only so many minutes long (only 5 were spent killing mutants). Driving sucked, melee was a bit awkward and felt limited, I don't know if you can reload your weapons mid-clip, and the driving (for all 30 sec I tried) sucked, but i really liked jumping at someone and pulling a head-shot with my shotgun midair. Certain points ingame are only accessible if you are playing co-op online.
And the street I found filled with the mutants was five lanes wide and stretched as far as I could see into the setting sun, with no end to the heretics in sight. If only there was a flamer option for a weapon :(
Back on topic: When you reflexively call any flamethrower a "flamer." Guilty
instead of wanting to fix up the old beaten truck you got for your birthday you want to weld metal teeth and giant mechanical claw on it (don't worry its already red)
When you get a laser pointer, point it at someone's head and shout "MARKERLIGHT TARGET AQUIRED, READY SKY RAY SEEKER MISSILE BATTERY, FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!!!!!!"
When you shoot someone pointing a laser pointer at you while yelling "For the Greater Good!" with a paintball marker modded to look like a bolter and yell "Die Xenos Scum! For the Emperor!".
when you get side tracked in you local store realise your gonna be late to work, get to work, find out you have nothing to do all day and hide in the pastry section reading your new BL novel. <guilty>
Try Again Bragg wrote:when you take your friend's red quad out for a ride and zip past him at the fastest speed possible screaming WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH ... guilty ...
Guilty first chance I get.
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Samus_aran115 wrote:When you send emails with code in the subject "VOX TRANSMISSION AT BETA ZETA ONE FIVE THREE"
Going to be guilty, too.
When playing Borderlands, you wish you could turn the characters into Chaos Space Marines. Roland = Plague Marine, Mordecai = Thousand Son, Brick = Berserker, Lilith = noise marine.
When you accidently accuse someone of hersey at a board meeting!
Instead of calling someone guilty you call them heretic! and you Scream in the middle of a Jury Cession, "HE IS HERETIC AND HE SHALL BURN BY THE STAKE!" (warning never do this XD)
You scream while shooting an Automatic Rifle. "IT NEEDS MORE DAKKA!" or "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA"
You randomly throw dice to see if your luck is still with you before a tournament.
You roll dice to see if the emperor is with you.
You hear Chaos Voices.
You Immediately see yellow and think Imperial Fists.
You see blue and white and think of the Ultrasmurfs.
You agree over the tiniest things of 40k.
You have a bumper sticker called My other ride is a Land Raider/Bane Blade.
When you have tried (and failed) to make what you believe will be a successful army list that uses some new models (dark reapers, night spinner, rangers) over 5 times. After doing so, you tell your LGS owner that you're going to give up on making a new list for a while because the one you have both works and is a lot of fun to play with. By the time you leave the LGS, you have started trying to come up with a new list.
You listen to Iron Maiden songs and assign them to Traitor Legions.
Fear of the dark obiviosly goes to the Night Lords.
Seventh Son of A Seventh Son, or The Clairvoyant goes to the Thousand Sons
Lord of the Flies goes to Death Guard/Nurgle marines
Can I Play With Madness? or Bring your Daughter, to the Slaughter goes to World Eaters
Hallowed Be Thy name or Holy Smoke for Word Bearers
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You listen to Iron Maiden songs and assign them to Traitor Legions.
Fear of the dark obiviosly goes to the Night Lords.
Seventh Son of A Seventh Son, or The Clairvoyant goes to the Thousand Sons
Lord of the Flies goes to Death Guard/Nurgle marines
Can I Play With Madness? or Bring your Daughter, to the Slaughter goes to World Eaters
Hallowed Be Thy name or Holy Smoke for Word Bearers
That's all I can think of for now.
Just earlier today I was listening to From Heads Unworthy by Rise Against and thought of the Red Cosairs
When reading a tank girl comic your girlfriend lent you, you see the crazed cultists screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and find out they worship Baal the blood god, say the comic isnt accurate because the cultists were actual worshiping Khorne (guilty)
when you start thinking space marines are un-defeat-able because you read the fluff soooo many times and start crying when you lose (true story, I had an opponent like that!)
k piercing for Slaanesh.
