Commissar NIkev wrote:When you watch the Space Marine Trailer over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..........Continued 10,000 years later and over and over and a final time....and it still be as FETHING AMAZING as the first time you saw it!
This is me.
When your boss asks you to do something you reply "by The Emperor, you shall have it!"
When you watch montey python and get dissapointed that the spannish inquisition dont have inferno pistols.
You walk out your door and contemplate which vehicle you should take and think about what their armor values would be. Then your significant other or one of your friends alerts you when a car is coming dangerously close to hitting you by shouting Tank Shock!
When you listen to the songs Last Rites, Blood for the Blood God, Death and Fate, and the Litany of Fury - by Imperator Dominatus and you immediately grow SOOOOOO much more in love with Warhammer 40k! XD XD XD
Guilty Guilty Guilty !!!!!!
kravus master of Horus wrote:When you see footage of the war in the Afghan mountains and think... Deathwing, 24 Hours, Job DONE !
Creed, ten minutes, a stick on a goat, Job DONE with no chance of it returning!
Bin Laden : "My brothers, this day, vengeance is ours! Today we will kill the fuc..."
*stops and looks at goat*
"what the f...no, this can only be the w... CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!"
Soladrin wrote:When your watching band of brothers and keep wondering why they don't use Lasguns....
Currently doing this while I type....
*sigh* I've seen band of brothers and now.....I'm currently placing Las-guns in the hands of some of the main characters........Emperor curse this......
But ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You right your second english paper on how to build a spcae marine model.
GUILTY.
Also when i fight breaks out you scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
I havent done that but would love too.
Slarg232 wrote:[quote=garretAlso when i fight breaks out you scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
guilty, everyone I go to school with was keeping a wide birth after that, let me tell you.
ROFLMAO!!!!! I sooooo want to do this....I have a few kids at my school who'll understand so I'll be fine. ^.^
When you listen to the Song Blood for the Blood God near annoying people and you think of getting into a conflict and reciting some of the lines! ^.^
I must say I'm Definetly Guilty of this one!!!! ^.^
When, while taking part in a Historical Re-enactment of a Viking Battle/LARPing as a Viking, you scream "For Russ and the Allfather!" as your battlecry!
Why do I not doubt that you have done this?
When you wonder if a land speeder could take down an ATAT...
When, while taking part in a Historical Re-enactment of a Viking Battle/LARPing as a Viking, you scream "For Russ and the Allfather!" as your battlecry!
Why do I not doubt that you have done this?
When you wonder if a land speeder could take down an ATAT...
When you wonder what the said Landspeeders stat is for a tow line and can you use it against Titans
You look at medieval cathedrals not in terms of history or architecture but in terms of 'that would look cool on the back of a titan/spaceship/daemon engine...
You tell homeless people that 'heresy grows from idleness'
You compare all other sci-fi to 40k and find it under-endowed in the grimdark department. I.e - 'check out those wussy exo-suits in Avatar... your average Defiler would use them as bog paper'...
Oshova wrote:When you see a car registration with last 3 letters R-A-W and think . . . Omg that car is quite literally RAW . . . oops =p
It's not the first time acronyms to do with 40k have popped up in real life, and I get internally embarrassed lol
Oshova
Guilty!
Seen last week a car parked in front of the college having C-S-M and a "Look! CSM Predator" popped in my mind. Unfortunately, i didn't realize i said it out loud.
Needless to mention the looks i received after
Dress up in a black trench coat with a black Russian officer cap and yell "Cowards will be given the Emperor's Justice!" while shooting an uzi at a target.
GundamMerc wrote:Dress up in a black trench coat with a black Russian officer cap and yell "Cowards will be given the Emperor's Justice!" while shooting an uzi at a target.
When you watch Starship Troopers for the first time and keep thinking 'IG vs Nids'
When you are having a discussion with a friend how one would go about converting cadians into Mobile Infantry.
When you comment on how you could so easily do an interlinked BFG army to match.
When you admit that you'd much rather do the bugs, but converting them would be a nightmare since they'd all have to be done from scratch (I'd foresee lots of resin casting of legs and torsos). Especially given the way to do them would be gaunt heavy horde list.
You are screen shotting every game of Dawn of War 2
YOU HAVE BEATEN DAWN OF WAR 2 ON PRIMARCH MODE! AND YOU REMEMBER THE DIFFICULITY!
ALSO HERSEY FOR USING THE HERSEY STAMP WITHOUT PERMISSION!
Asherian Command wrote:You are screen shotting every game of Dawn of War 2
YOU HAVE BEATEN DAWN OF WAR 2 ON PRIMARCH MODE! AND YOU REMEMBER THE DIFFICULITY!
ALSO HERSEY FOR USING THE HERSEY STAMP WITHOUT PERMISSION!
BloodDrop101X wrote:You know youve played to much when you start saying words like fething and you say things like "I have an inkling" on a rgular basis
^.^ Guilty for like a week....but I have some friends who use those words on a regular basis now.
well this is actually a little bit of a story but it gets the point across of when you know you play too much Warhammer 40K
So today I went to a collage band concert, and as it just so happens, the Director uses music that the students make(Although to my knowledge not many students can make a full arrangement of music) In this piece it is supposed to tell the story of a hero and how although Humanity loves him for his deeds, they never really love him, or allow him to properly join their society.
So while they were playing the into or better known to some as the Hero's theme. I noticed....all I could think about was this Epic Space Marine(Ultramarine...he was blue ^.^ Not my choice really he just came into appearance in my mind like that) dropping into a world besieged by monstrosities and Chaos. As this music was blasting and the crazy old instructor Mr. Long was getting deep into the music and jumping around on the podium I could only think about this Epic marine dashing through enemies Powersword in hand hacking, slashing, and bashing all that opposed him. When one of those 'FOLLOW ME INTO BATTLE' moments crept up into the song. I imagined this marine epically landing in the midst of some guardsmen who had lost their morale and were trying to flee and upon seeing this Epic marine Epically land Epically shaking the ground with his Epic awesomeness, they all stopped dead in their tracks watching him. Screaming his battle cry(The music was damned intense here) he charged on hacking into his foe with his newly Moraled guardsmen behind him charging in his Epic wake.
the collage band did this music for a marching thing so you may be able to find it on youtube or something like that if you wanted to hear it....it is EPIC! The name of the song is Valor. It is in two movements(thats two different pieces for those of you who aren't band nerds like mysef ^.^) The first movement is called The Fate of a Hero and the Second is called The Superhero's Dilemma although the order was switched around with us so the Dilemma piece was first while the Fate of a Hero was second. Personally I enjoyed the switch around better. Its amazing ^.^ if you look for it and find it hope you enjoy ^.^
Okay so recap so its easier to find it.....
Song title: Valor 1st Movement - The Fate of a Hero 2nd Movement - The Superhero's Dilemma
Author(or guy who wrote music cause I don't know if they're called authors): Christopher Wofford
Reaper6 wrote:55. When you see footage of the war in the Afghan mountains and think... Deathwing, 24 Hours, Job DONE !
56. When your next thought is... Telion, 48 Hours, Job done TIDILY AND QUIETLY
57. When you see footage of the war in the Afghan mountains and you pick up a handgun, sword and a large dark coat, with large capital Is on the buttons and on your special boots. Then go to help with a look of disgust at the enemy....
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:...during a paintball match, you refer to dodging an opponent's shot as you passing a cover save.
When you go paintballing excessively to try and get a better BS
I believe I've said this already, but when you yell "FOR THE EMPEROR!" during a paintball game. This would be one I am repeatedly guilty of. Though it's totally worth it when someone echoes with "FOR TERRA!", which has also occurred several times
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:...during a paintball match, you refer to dodging an opponent's shot as you passing a cover save.
When you go paintballing excessively to try and get a better BS
I believe I've said this already, but when you yell "FOR THE EMPEROR!" during a paintball game. This would be one I am repeatedly guilty of. Though it's totally worth it when someone echoes with "FOR TERRA!", which has also occurred several times
when yelling "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!" actually does give you a better BS
No I meant the "FOR THE EMPAH!" thing. And Ensis, It seems to actually. Though that could also be due to the fact that everyone kind of stops and stares at me for the whole .5 of a second I need to pop someone with a quick burst
Justicar Alaric wrote:You actually start to wonder what an SoB wears under her armour.
A chastity belt.
Made of charred HERETIC corpses
Edited for grimdarkness.
...Dude....if sleeping with a sister of battle would get me called a heretic and have them make me into a chastity belt that would be worn where chastity belts are worn.......Point me in the direction of the Nearest Cannonss!
Justicar Alaric wrote:You actually start to wonder what an SoB wears under her armour.
A chastity belt.
Made of charred HERETIC corpses
Edited for grimdarkness.
...Dude....if sleeping with a sister of battle would get me called a heretic and have them make me into a chastity belt that would be worn where chastity belts are worn.......Point me in the direction of the Nearest Cannonss!
Justicar Alaric wrote:You inspire an entry on this list
And you're not sure if that's good or bad.
Dude.. I consider it a Good thing! Who wouldn't want to be a chastity belt worn by a Cannoness lying about her virginity that you took?.....I don't know about ya'll but, I would want to be that guy
Justicar Alaric wrote:You inspire an entry on this list
And you're not sure if that's good or bad.
Dude.. I consider it a Good thing! Who wouldn't want to be a chastity belt worn by a Cannoness lying about her virginity that you took?.....I don't know about ya'll but, I would want to be that guy
I wouldn't. I like living alot. And there are so much more fun things you can do with women if your living.
*puts bolt pistol to head*.....o wait....I can't cause I'm a chastity belt for the Cannoness......Things can still be attached to the belt. I am magical and I can transfer feelings of inanimate objects that are attached to the Belt.
You want to learn the knife and sword fighting styles of various Imperial armies,
including the Vostroyan, Cadian, Catachan, Tanith, Imperial Fists, Black Templars, White Scars, and Blood Angels.
sc0ttfree wrote:no matter what sci fi your watching you make 40k conversions
no matter what came first or what year it came out they stole it from 40K
nothing has been stolen from 40k. It just so happens that the Emperor's divine inspiration has chosen to reveal elements of the true Grimdarkness in other facets of our primitive media sources.
one night in our local store we were preparing the buying list for the dinner.... after finished the calculation one said, "well, then is 5 slices of ham per miniature" just imagine our faces after hearin that
When you have to do a sculpture project for your fine arts class, you choose to do a Scorpion so you can make it a "counts as" Brass Scorpion.
(Guilty.)
You've inhaled enough fumes to kill an elepahnt.
(Not quite, but getting there.)
When airsofting and someone isnt taking their hits you pull out your sidearm and chase after them, so you can deliver a summary execution.
(not guilty but my brother is)
And when you seriuosly contemplate a commisar loadout for airsofting in
When you have to delete a ( in a school review page you were assigned to write about WWI because while discussing trench warfare you were about to say:
"Trench warfare concentrated on defensive fighting, as it was extremely difficult to shift troops from their dug in positions (they had a 3+ cover save due to being in a fortified position)"
Einhänder wrote:When you watch Twilight and think.... A Space Wolf and a Blood Angel are fighting over a girl.
If you're watching Twilight you aren't playing enough 40k. (Two hours game time wasted )
Ok the first post made my fiancee forcing me to watch that slightly more bearable.
The following post made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath and then cry a little because it's true.
Oh and you play too much when after hanging out with your girlfriend/wife/whatever for a while you start thinking less about her and more about your latest/upcoming 40K game and all the new tactics you want to try.
Einhänder wrote:When you watch Twilight and think.... A Space Wolf and a Blood Angel are fighting over a girl.
If you're watching Twilight you aren't playing enough 40k. (Two hours game time wasted )
Ok the first post made my fiancee forcing me to watch that slightly more bearable.
The following post made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath and then cry a little because it's true.
Oh and you play too much when after hanging out with your girlfriend/wife/whatever for a while you start thinking less about her and more about your latest/upcoming 40K game and all the new tactics you want to try.
You know you play to much 40K when you have to start making plans with your girlfriend/wife/whatever to play a game or go to tournament.
Guilty
When you spend so much time playing and talking about 40k that even your friends who have never played a single game are well versed in the history of the Imperium.
ur friends talk about the imperium so much that you start a chaos army to destroy it..... because if you really can destroy a fictional place... cant you?
epil wrote:ur friends talk about the imperium so much that you start a chaos army to destroy it..... because if you really can destroy a fictional place... cant you?
epil wrote:ur friends talk about the imperium so much that you start a chaos army to destroy it..... because if you really can destroy a fictional place... cant you?
When you force others to suffer the heresy of bad grammar.
When start saying famous quotes from dawn of war 1-2!
When you are feeling guilty for reading peoples post from this thread.
When you sign into Dakka Dakka.
When you read the top of the toolbar.
When you have fluffy dice.
You make your own lore.
Instead of doing school work you do your hobby instead of your life.
Call your toilet the golden throne.
You call your wife/girlfriend your Slaneesh.
You are reading my posts.
You are atucally reading the lore here at Dakka Dakka.
YOU KNOW WHO DARK LORD SEAN IS!
You make 40k Motivational Posters.
You Have made a wc3 map editor based on Warhammer 40k (guilty. :*( )
epil wrote:ur friends talk about the imperium so much that you start a chaos army to destroy it..... because if you really can destroy a fictional place... cant you?
When you force others to suffer the heresy of bad grammar.
+1.
when, in a maths class, you start referring to binomial dstribution in mathhammer terms.. (guilty)
Asherian Command wrote:When start saying famous quotes from dawn of war 1-2!
When, as students file into the classroom, you philosophy teacher says, "you need your binder... something to write with... and an open mind." and you tell him, "an open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
When you walk around picking up random bits of debris everywhere you go so you can glue it to the bases of your figurines.
When your wife thinks you need therapy for hoarding, and secretly goes behind your back throwing things away a little bit at a time.
When you notice your wife threw away that perfectly shaped pebble you were saving for 8 months.
When you have a closet door that you must open slowly or be buried in an avalanche of random junk that someday might possibly, maybe, could be something resembling something cool if you can just possibly somehow put it together correctly, and/or paint it just right, and/or greenstuff it enough.
When rifle shooting, you constantly insist you hit, claiming you have BS5.
You use the word grot as an insult
When you burn yourself on an object, you claim
"Don't worry, Tau technology doesn't get hot"
You send a complaint to the ministry of defence saying they need to deploy blood angels in the stan
You set fire to a religious building and shout "BURN THE HERETIC!!"
You say bad things happen because of "unlucky rolling"
You say Winston Churchill is a rip off of Creed
When you are riding in your car you make sound effects from Dawn of War.
Guilty
Your history teacher asks you "are you an american?" you answer. "I AM SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR FOUL HERETIC AND YOU SHALL FALL!"
Guilty XD
You have an app on your ipod for notes where you have quotes of every single character in Dawn of War.
Guilty
You Know what a black hole does and will do.
Guilty
You know where the black hole ends.
Guilty
You know what a black hole is.
Guilty
You Talk to your friends about Sci Fi more than women.
Guilty
When you are throwing a Softball or baseball you throw it and scream "BY THE EMPEROR IT SHALL BE SO!"
You quote your codex.
Guilty
You have an entire file on your computer filled with anything from warhammer.
Guilty
Asherian Command wrote:When you are riding in your car you make sound effects from Dawn of War.
Guilty
Your history teacher asks you "are you an american?" you answer. "I AM SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR FOUL HERETIC AND YOU SHALL FALL!"
Guilty XD
You have an app on your ipod for notes where you have quotes of every single character in Dawn of War.
Guilty
You Know what a black hole does and will do.
Guilty
You know where the black hole ends.
Guilty
You know what a black hole is.
Guilty
You Talk to your friends about Sci Fi more than women.
Guilty
When you are throwing a Softball or baseball you throw it and scream "BY THE EMPEROR IT SHALL BE SO!"
You quote your codex.
Guilty
You have an entire file on your computer filled with anything from warhammer.
Guilty
I bow to you good sir!
Although the Emperor still comes first XD
epil wrote:You get excited when you realize your girlfriend has a weird set of red bumpy dots on her face that form the symbol of nurgle.
You get happy when she has freckles that form the mark of slannesh.
You realize you shouldn't when you see she has a bunch of freckles that form the mark of nurgle.
She reveals she has herpes.
When you demand that the over weight student with halitosis and bad acne in your Calc. 3 class give up the names and locations of all the other Nurgle cultists on campus.
That dog is Sam, and he was the Champion of the World's Ugliest Dog contest three years running between '03 and '05. They put him down in '05, though. I guess three years of starring at that mug was enough for anyone.
Terminus wrote:That dog is Sam, and he was the Champion of the World's Ugliest Dog contest three years running between '03 and '05. They put him down in '05, though. I guess three years of starring at that mug was enough for anyone.
you mean that this "thing" is real and not a freakin' photoshop???
Terminus wrote:That dog is Sam, and he was the Champion of the World's Ugliest Dog contest three years running between '03 and '05. They put him down in '05, though. I guess three years of starring at that mug was enough for anyone.
I -swear- I've seen that thing in a movie before...
Asherian Command wrote:You read 40k instead of socialize at school.
Instead of doing normal things like going outside you spend most of your time painting or assemblying an army.
You know that there is a Space Marine movie coming out.
You are exicitied for the above topic.
You serousily thought HOLY !#$% when you heard That there is a movie coming out.
You are collecting a Space Marine Chapter.
I'm sofa king guilty of this stuff Especially the last one.
TheBlackVanguard wrote:You cancel a date with your girlfriend because your buddy was like we should play 40K on saturday and she understands and is ok with it.
As long as that means You don't cheat on her. But shes ok if it was with a guy. XD its kinda true but anyway.
You try to kiss a poster of demonette (NOONE SHOULD SINK THIS LOW!)
You try to instead of being a socialiable person you spend your time in a dark area with dimmed lights reading a codex.
-You know how to make the sign of the Mechanicus Cog and Imperal Aquilla.
-You, to an extent, understand binary.
-You somtimes speak like a adept. (e.g. Query: wheres my dice?)
When you and your friend pass each other in school you make the sign of the Aqula. Used to be Guilty.
You are called Commissar by one of your friends. Guilty
Because your friend is REALLY into Space Wolves, you go about calling him Pup, instead of his actual name. GUILTY! XD He seems quite annoyed by this however.
Space_Potato wrote:
Anyway, when forming a sports team, you work out how much it will cost in points
S_P
dude, blood bowl
When you call your wife/girlfriend/sister Khorne at that certain time of month
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Exarch_Nektel wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:When start saying famous quotes from dawn of war 1-2!
When, as students file into the classroom, you philosophy teacher says, "you need your binder... something to write with... and an open mind." and you tell him, "an open mind is like a fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded."
guilty.
Yeah, I just burst out laughing, so I woke my Gal up, and am now getting an evil look, thanks alot.
When you see power hedge trimmers in the hardware store, and you wonder "Why do hedges have power saves?", which leads to "Do they also get cover saves, because they ARE cover?", which ends up with you buying a paint gun that you can hopefully turn into a flamer to rob those pesky hedges of their cover save, even though you only went into the store for some nails in the first place!
Automatically Appended Next Post: When you see power hedge trimmers in the hardware store, and you wonder "Why do hedges have power saves?", which leads to "Do they also get cover saves, because they ARE cover?", which ends up with you buying a paint gun that you can hopefully turn into a flamer to rob those pesky hedges of their cover save, even though you only went into the store for some nails in the first place!
Your entire life consists of going to school, pretending to pay attention to classes, then going on dakka under various identities and yelling at people.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your entire life consists of going to school, pretending to pay attention to classes, then going on dakka under various identities and yelling at people.
When driving along the street you realise the heavy steel manhole covers would probably upgrade the car from a trukk to a battlewagon if i welded enough of em on!
Dude, have you seen those things?
They make F1 cars look like Go-karts made from lead with concrete squares instead of wheels being piloted by a fat guy going uphill.
That is the proof that red wuns go fasta - London buses
When you hope that you are the one that makes it to page number 60 while giving a bad joke like:
''When you avoid groups of larger then 3 people to be a less tempting target for mortars.''
EDIT:
Too bad you come to the conclusion you are wrong and thus failed... :(
loner wrote:When you hope that you are the one that makes it to page numer 60 while giving a bad joke like:
''When you avoid groups of larger then 3 people to be a less tempting target for mortars.''
EDIT:
Too bad you come to the conclusion you are wrong and thus failed... :(
You may have failed this time but at least you could get page 69
When all you do at school is draw bad space marines and think about W40k and what your going to blow money and time on and how you going to kill tiny people with what you just blew money on in your mind. (Very Guilty)
When someone pulls a knife on you and you think "hehe he only has a choppa, then pull out your bigger knife and yell +2 strength sucka! Big Choppa!"
When you hear a gun shot, so you slug the nearest guy, because, as you know, people can't shoot into melee combat...right?
When you see a military movie and the guy with the bazooka is running and you think, "dumbass, now you have to wait til next turn to shoot..."
When a sniper shoots a truckdriver and the guys jump out and run for cover, I mean, they have to pass a pinning test first, wtf!
When you watch gundam or power rangers and think, man, if they had a kustom force field they would be unstoppable.
You panic when you are in your car and you see a helicopter towards you.... and pray it doesnt have twin linked rokkits or a buzzsaw
When you see a truck accident and think, huh... wonder what he got for a ramshackle roll...
When you try to figure out if your kawasaki ninja can be modified to constantly spit out smoke thus giving you a constant 4+ cover save...
When you sit at work for a half an hour coming up with these on page 60 wondering how no one got them yet...
When you name your guard dog "Squig" and tell people he is angry...
When you think your son would make an excellent ammo runt
When you have to keep editting your post as you come up with more of these faster then the next guy can post
When you go to bed you search everywhere in your room, to make sure Snikrot isn't hiding somewhere waiting for you to go to sleep..
When you tell everyone you'll be back in ten minutes because you have to go to the drops..
your talking to your girlfriend before getting it on "baby, could you do something....different tonight for me? please?"
"Oh, well i guess"
*pulls out massive lobster claw*
sc0ttfree wrote:your talking to your girlfriend before getting it on "baby, could you do something....different tonight for me? please?"
"Oh, well i guess"
*pulls out massive lobster claw*
(not guilty)
dude......gross....that actually made me flinch and quiver!
When in Aquatic Ecology, you see FW Fish; and think "thats strage, what does Forge World have to do with fish?" before realizing it means fresh water fish. (guilty)
When you color code your mix cd's and you make your favorite green so you can remember it's your favorite based on the logic, "Itz green do itz da best".
You know you play to much 40k when " you go to a web site dedicated to playing with toy soldiers and then behave like a nazi, calling other people whinners, and acting like your the king because You are such a bad a$$ toy soldier general"..
thats just my own personal assesment of a lot of dakkadakka regular posters. why act like a wannabe online bully over somthing so trivial.
On the other hand.. i personally know that i have spent way to much time with my 40k stuff when i look in the mirror and im Butt white colored from lack of sun.
Your so cool starhawks. I dont mean that in the slightest wee little bit of a derogatory way. seriously i love your post. sitting here in school for finals i clicked over to read your post and i love it. awsome.
Hats off to you.
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