XD. FOR THE EMPEROR!
When you name your daughter after a sister of battle, you name your son after a primarch. And you name your wife Slanneesh.
When you also think tactical situations on how to ask a girl out.
when you make everything more complicated than it is in a hobby fight!
when you name every single model in your collection. GULITY!
When you think the women you are dating is a Daemonette. Gulity XD.
When you think you are Space marine and want to get all the organs of a space marine.
When you start saying random lines from your codex in CLASS! Gulity!
When you include random lines from your codex on a assignment. Gulity.
When you live by the codex!
When you know every single character in the horus hersey! Guility
When you can name all of the Grey Knights from the book grey knights.
When you can name all of the characters in blood ravens!
When you can multi task when you are painting or modeling.
When you confuse your mother for Khorne or Tzeench. "I DON'T WANT
TO CHANGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!"
When you Tell your girlfriend that you want to become A SPACE MARINE AND YOU BRING HER INTO THE HOBBY! My girlfriends dumped me when they found out -.-.
Telling yourself you need psychic powers for everything.
When you wish you could explode someones body with an bolter shell.
When all you can think of when i say the Word Emperor you think of the Emperor of mankind from
40k YOU ARE A NERD!
When i say LYsander you immedaitely think of the Imperail fists commander NO! He's from Shakespeare
.
When i say Earth you immediately think of TERRA!
When i say luna you immediately think of LUNA WOLVES OR LUNA THE ORBITAL FORTRESS!
/,\ wow i'm tried oh yeah!
When you think of the Terimantor as the tactical dreadnought Armor.
When you think that all of the battles will happen with drop pod battles!
When you believe the Chaos Gods are real!
When you Confuse Jesus with the emperor.
When you Confuse Khorne with Porn.
When you Think of marines as Space Marines.
When you Confuse Eldar for Elder.
When you Think the Emperor is watching O.O.
When you think you are the EMPEROR!
When you SCREAM WAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Randomly during anytime of the day.
When you Believe that Nurgle is the cause for disease.
When you Figure that Night will bring Night Haunter.
When you see a bat and think of the Night Lords.
When you see a Salamander and think of the Salamanders.
When you See a smurf you think of the Ultramarines.
When you see a Wolf and think of the Luna Wolves and Space Wolves.
When you see Egyptains you think of Magnus the Red and the thousand sons.
When you see Posion masks and you think of the Death guard.
When you look up inapporiate content and you think of CORAX!
When you see purple you think Emperors Childern
When you see metal you think of The Iron Warriors.
When you See a forge you think of the Iron Hands.
When you see a Vampire you Think of the Blood Angels.
When you read everything here.
When you Enlist for the army to feel like the Imperial Guardsmen
When you wish their was such thing as a Land Raider.
When you Believe that a Bolter is better than anything in the world.
When YOU say BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
When you Want to join a team just because you want to change and prove that you are superhuman.
When you Scream randomly FOR THE EMPEROR!
When you Ideal Clothing is red and Black. (inqusition)
When you have a tattoe of anything ranging from anything in
40k or warhammer.
When you Play space marines for 2-50 years.
When you want to believe that you are not alone in the Gaxaly.
When you rename yourself after a
40k character.
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