You decide which restaurant you are dining at by using scatter die (any eatery in a straight line that is 2D6-BS of roller miles from current location in direction of arrow on scatter dice. A direct hit means we stay in and order pizza)

When you are pleased to announce that the award-winning "you know you play to much 40k when..." thread has just had it's 901st post.

When you start doing anything mentioned in this thread during a game.

Bonus points if your playing an unknown opponent who responds in kind.

When you considered going to games day for your bachelor party.

when you spend a few hours reading a thread about playing a game too much

When you refer to your cup as the Emperor (The Emperor Protects!)

when you think that anyone with a difigurement is a spawn of chaos

when you see billboards and road signs for this company:

http://penrad.org/


and know exactly what you need to do

Ensis Ferrae wrote:when you see billboards and road signs for this company:

http://penrad.org/


and know exactly what you need to do

Rads for the Rad God!

When you enter a bakery and your first though is 'Bread for the bread god, scones for the scone thrown'

H.B.M.C. wrote:
You go out of your way to get enough Beakie heads to do two full 10-man Assault Squads and when you finish the last one you have three full 10-man Assault Squads with Beakie heads.

Guilty of raiding my fellow marine players for beakie heads for two 10-man assault squads... (I've got 9 heads so far btw)

when somebody says that you should stop playing warhammer 40k, your answer will be: Burn heretic!

When you emphasise said shout with a blast from your Hand Flamer.

When your friend sends you an SMS and T9 (on sony ericsson) has replaced the word "ta" (means take in swedish so its pretty common) with VC as in Vampire Counts

When playing a sport such as Rugby or Football, before you hit someone you scream "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" or "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE"... Yep, i've done that. (in my head though)

When you collect these


left

When you think stuff like "maybe were a forgoten planet, gak i hope the space marines get here before the NIDS"

1843: Wen you read this far and think that you must have skiped some so you go back to the last
numbered one and think that Im a jerk.

frogboy wrote:When you think stuff like "maybe were a forgoten planet, gak i hope the space marines get here before the NIDS"

When you have written a story with said plot. For a school project. Which featured khorne. And got sent to the counciler. For haveing a blood god cerimony in the book.

I hope you arent gulty of that.

Happygrunt wrote:

frogboy wrote:When you think stuff like "maybe were a forgoten planet, gak i hope the space marines get here before the NIDS"

When you have written a story with said plot. For a school project. Which featured khorne. And got sent to the counciler. For haveing a blood god cerimony in the book.

It could be worse, you could have had a Slaaneshi Ritual

When you write a WH40k short story for school and get an excellent grade for "creativity" even though the story is just poorly written gak that you regurgitated from reading all the little grey boxes in your codex.

then years later you post on a forum about how you once wrote a wh40k short story for school...

Gak, I hope you don't post it here and ruin my eye sight! (no offenence, just joking)

57. You actually consider firing your M-16 by the pistol grip and wonder if you'll benefit from the "true grit" rule

Related: You know you have painted too many 40k figures when you actually have 42 tabletop quality grots.


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Scratch that, when you have 226 tabletop quality grots.

THATS alot of gits!

When you can drop almost 1k points of spore mines on a table, have them ALL miss and have spore mine models to spare after placing them.

Oh yea. Apocalypse is fun.

(Mine have never all missed though)

HOW DO YOU GUYS HAVE SO MUCH TIME!?!?!?!

You bid on jobs, only if there is a GW store nearby. I'll be in Baltimore early July!

OH yeah, THE BATTLE BUNKER. BTW, How big is the BB?

You use "space wolf" as your call sign over the radio!
This actually happened. My partner (I'm an EMT) saw me reading the "space wolf omnibus" and he asked about it. I let him look at it and he read the summary and before you know it we were using "space wolf" as our call sign when dispatch called our unit. They thought we were nuts.

When your buddy has added "Hell" before "Talon" on all his Eagle Talon's nameplates.
When you've once said grace to the Emperor before eating
You openly and casually use "Feth" and "Gak" as curses in your day to day existance

Not as large as one would think, but it does hava a limited selection of Forgeworld models on hand. If I recall there is a dozen 4x4 tables. It has been a while since I have been there, so don't hold me to that. I would say it is twice as big as a normal GW store.

sugna the repairible wrote:THATS alot of gits!

vI don't have them, but thats the maximum fieldable within the FOC. Unless you have grot orderlies and oilers...hmm...grot riggers...damn you can field alot of grot.

SEE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT # OF GITS
on a side note thank you Kung Fu Jim.

You know you play too much 40K when you stumble, and curse your player for rolling ones.

or drop the game winning catch.

You have dreams that devilfish are 56 points, and wake up depressed because it's not true.

You wonder what sushi is made of in the 41st millenium.

Seriously, what would it be made of?


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metallifan wrote:You openly and casually use "Feth" and "Gak" as curses in your day to day existance

guilty.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You wonder what sushi is made of in the 41st millenium.

Seriously, what would it be made of

Errrm.... Fish?

My dad, a 25 year Army vet, has pointed out that the Chimera (hiow do you pronounce it?) is based off of a M113 with turret.
That's when you've played too much 40k.


Go ahead. google that.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:My dad, a 25 year Army vet, has pointed out that the Chimera (hiow do you pronounce it?) is based off of a M113 with turret.
That's when you've played too much 40k.


Go ahead. google that.

except that the "looks" of the Rhino are more inline with the M113 hehe, theyre a POS, but theyre still fun as hell to drive

Forget the bachelor party how about when you when plan your marriage at Games Day. People have gotten married at Star Trek conventions!

rzsanguine wrote:Forget the bachelor party how about when you when plan your marriage at Games Day. People have gotten married at Star Trek conventions!

either a short lived marriage... or a great choice of wife!

When you have a Mini panic attack when you notice you just Stuck a Mk7 Torso on Mk6 legs.

When you calm down and realise you play Space Wolves so it doesn't matter

When you hole up in your apartment, wondering when the Tyranids will arrive.

when your waiting outside walmart for christmas and the doors open and you lead the charge yelling WAAAAAAAAAARHHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you become paranoid about people just looking at your models

When you plan on naming every model in your Apoc-sized SM Army, and have every intentionof doing the same for your Guard army when it reaches said proportions.

When you want to name every model in a tyrinad's Apoc. army with FIVE endless swarms.

Who-hoo, 32 pages and still going!
This is the fluff section of 6th edition.
And we're the army that it is talking about.

When a thread lasts more than 20 pages.

when you have a wet dream involving every combination of a sister of battle, a howlingh banshee, a wych, and a broodlord

The last part is just freeky.

You read white dwarf and think why not more pearls of wisdom from Jervis?

When you want to name every model in a tyrinad's Apoc. army with FIVE endless swarms.

When you're able to think of names for Tyranids that don't involve hissing, clicking, screeching, slurping, bone-crunching noises

When you look at Predator and think: "Lictor!"

You determine that your vehicle has an armor value of 10.
You are then bummed out at such a low armor value because you know that your chances of ramming and surviving are slim to none.
I Hate Houston Traffic.

when you have more then 18 armys even though there are 17.

When you have minis on your porch.

When you stand before the mirror thinking how good power armour would look on you..

Darkwulf wrote:When you stand before the mirror thinking how good power armour would look on you..

Or if you're ugly enough your freinds WANT you to wear power armor.... :p

When your plan of attack for the summer is:
Convert+Paint 16 Plastic Gargoyles
Convert+Paint 20 Ork Boyz
Paint 3 Deffkoptas
Paint 20 Orc Boyz (Almost Done!)
Paint an Orc Boar Chariot
Assemble+Paint 20 Night Goblins
Assemble+Paint 10 Spider Riders
Assemble+Paint 8 Lizarmen Cold one Cav
Finish Baseing your Lizardmen Army
Paint a Skink Chief Model you have Kicking around
Build a ton of Terrain
Start working on a Necrons army

If you think you will get all that done to a good standard, and be left twidling your thumbs for the last couple weeks.

if you had an imperial guard army ready to be dusted of for the new codex

If you have 20 Imperial Guard armies ready to be dusted off...and if that doesn't work a full Dark Angels Chapter, and a company of Ultramarines....if they all die then the Inquisition will Nuke the planet.

Then my Squat army will rule once again!

You are using every trick in the book to stay awake to read every page of this thread.


I have so far used cold ice on my eyes, soda, Jonas Bros music (Im afriad to sleep now.), and dog death breath.

You go through withdrawl when you aren't building/painting/playing 40K.

Kung Fu Jim wrote:You go through withdrawl when you aren't building/painting/playing 40K.

Thats not funny... im sure that there are LOTS of people out there like this (ok... so im moving, and im stuck in a friggin hotel room with absolutely JACK to do until i actually get my house moved into )

when you get hit by a car you roll a die to see if you survived.

Kung Fu Jim wrote:You go through withdrawl when you aren't building/painting/playing 40K.

My Name is Crazy_Carnifex, and I am addicted to the Plastic.

When you win an auction on ebay for Vallejo paints for less than a dollar a bottle- and its better than christmas!

When you stop a tank that's about to fire and say "sorry you moved flat out you can't shoot this turn".

Trust me, I live in a hotel 10 months out of the year, and I do go through withdrawl when I'm in little towns that don't have hobby shops!

When you grind up minis and huff them.

I know I should stop, but the colours, oh, the beautiful colours!

Cheif Librarian Vaako wrote:When you stop a tank that's about to fire and say "sorry you moved flat out you can't shoot this turn".

No, if you can manage that, you've played too much LIFE, and need to go take a break using psychic powers to save the world.

You married your favorite codex.

When you dream about your army every night to the point that other warhammer players are worried. This is includes dreaming about buying figures, painting figures, figures come to life, and epic scale battles.

You spend you free time wondering how Titans, lazers, meltas and plasma weapons work.

you have figured out how most of these things work, aside from Titans and lazers.

When you actually start to wonder if it is really pronocned "Layzers"

When you go to sleep, you have just a pile of Bare sprues. When you wake up, you have a fully painted army. Don't ask.

Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Kung Fu Jim wrote:You go through withdrawl when you aren't building/painting/playing 40K.

My Name is Crazy_Carnifex, and I am addicted to the Plastic.

Hello Crazy_Carnifex

My name is Ciaphas-Cain and i'm *sniff* also addicted to the plastic krak

the best part of Transformers 2 was the rail gun

When you can willingly trade 5 new ogryn for two RT Ogryn, and call it as a fair trade.

When you are missing only 7 imperial guard models ever made (not counting Forge World).

When you field 6 ten man squads of Ogryn as elites for your Squat Army, just for giggles.

When you get stuck in traffic you start thinking it would be a great time to deep strike your monolith into position.

When taking a test(in the school), you roll for a "perils of the warp".

no. 4563:

When you look at the current world economic crisis and wait for the emperor to re-conquer this backwater planet.

the_emperors_renegade wrote:no. 4563:

When you look at the current world economic crisis and wait for the emperor to re-conquer this backwater planet.

when you wonder when the Emperor will come to re-conquer this planet because of a Tzeentch infestation (greater daemon= obama..anyone???? "Change we can believe in" hehe)

When you know where to find sexual 40k pictures and stories

@ ensis ferrae:

hi man nice to see some germans in this forum...Wie ist denn das Wetter so in Deutschland???

the_emperors_renegade wrote:@ ensis ferrae:

hi man nice to see some germans in this forum...Wie ist denn das Wetter so in Deutschland???

From various older posts, it can be assumed that Ensis Ferrae is not german, but an american soldier stationed in germany. But I may be wrong.

When you pray for GW to bring back squats and cry every time you check online and their's nothing.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

the_emperors_renegade wrote:@ ensis ferrae:

hi man nice to see some germans in this forum...Wie ist denn das Wetter so in Deutschland???

From various older posts, it can be assumed that Ensis Ferrae is not german, but an american soldier stationed in germany. But I may be wrong.

yup that i am, my wife and i just got stationed here... and sadly, Emperors_renegade, the wife thinks its too hot here (but who can blame her?? she's pregnant and due in august)

i just figured it was easier to keep my location updated, and since the flag thing will automatically change to where i am in the world, its easier to show that im here in germany (ohh and BTW... for those who have not come over here, the beer and bratwurst alone make it worthwhile)

And back on topic: You would have secks with a Rhino once you've found a suitable opening.

oh sorry man tought you were german

You try and figure out what one of your friends is most like an Inqusitor

You are sooooo into Space Marinez (Hurr) you ACTUALLY THINK Flared Pants will come back into style/fashion, so hide them in your closet for "That wonderful day"....

the_emperors_renegade wrote:oh sorry man tought you were german

lol, no need to be embarrased...

you know you play too much 40k when, while looking through your friend's MTG cards... you spot the symbol for Tzeentch

When you incorporate a small electric hedge trimmer into a stopa conversion.
And then accidentally hurt yourself with it when you try to destroy your friends favorite land raider.

when your Shokk Cannon conversion involves the use of a Tazer

When you look at a new release model and think "Ohh, piece of candy!"

When you own a dozen pieces of ArmourCast models, and are amazed you once thought $50 bucks for a Baneblade or Shadowsword was outrageous!

An Army of plastic Orcs found their way into your closet. How? I don't play Orcs! Oh, now I remember, they came with all the started boxes I've bought through the years.
(My God-Son just inherited his first army...lol).

You know you play too much 40k when you turn on the t.v to football and instead of seeing football players you see space marines playing blood bowl.

You know you play too much 40k when you find a way to show how everything has used 40k in some way.

Cheesepie-You know you play too much 40k when you turn on the t.v to football and instead of seeing football players you see space marines playing blood bowl.

That is just so awesomely true.

When you walk through any particular store you constantly analyze items for their terrian conversion potential.

Your fingers are covered in scars, cuts and superglue.

Continualy asked to get all that crap off the table, counter, coffe table etc.
.

When you've been spending the last few weeks watching this thread closely, just so you can be the 1000th poster and when you last looked last night it was 998 and this morning its 1001 ... ... nnnnoooooo!!!!!! lmao


thanks to everyone for getting this thread past the 1000 mark with all your funny posts

Your fingers are fused together from so much superglue, that you have a deamonettes claw.

Instead of visions of sugerplums, you have visions of land raiders. Instead of chestnuts rusting on an open fire, you throw another heretic on the pyre to keep warm.

You think to yourself, "I might decorate my Christmas Tree with Imperial Guard models, and tanks, and have Celestine the Living Saint as the tree topper." Things that make you say...hhmm.

This is still going on??? How wonderful

When you're playing paintball in the woods and take a difficult terrain test when you move to a new position

Finally, another paintball/40k'er...

when you keep old soup kans for future killa kan conversions...

When you spell kans with a K...

when you notice a kid that is wearing a t-shirt with a Imperial Aquila... but promptly notice that it is NOT a 40k shirt, and that the US army propaganda team are a bunch of thieving bastards



(just so ya know, the whole shirt said, "earn your stripes" with the aquila in the middle, and "U.S. Army" underneath.... )

when 1:00am becomes a legitimate time to practice ard boyz over vassal.

you know european gamers better than local ones because the internets are always open.

when you play a game of apocalypse and you take 3 casualties.

when you know your opponent's army better than he does.

when you know exactly how high a model needs to be to support another model as you glue its broken arm...again...

Kitzz-

when 1:00am becomes a legitimate time to practice ard boyz over vassal.

you know european gamers better than local ones because the internets are always open.

when you play a game of apocalypse and you take 3 casualties.

when you know your opponent's army better than he does.

when you know exactly how high a model needs to be to support another model as you glue its broken arm...again...

*Exalt* +1.

You play too much 40k when..

You notice mold lines on your daughter's toys and feel like you should cut them off.

You greet your friends with the word Waaarrgghh!!!




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Ensis Ferrae wrote:when you notice a kid that is wearing a t-shirt with a Imperial Aquila... but promptly notice that it is NOT a 40k shirt, and that the US army propaganda team are a bunch of thieving bastards



(just so ya know, the whole shirt said, "earn your stripes" with the aquila in the middle, and "U.S. Army" underneath.... )

So, the Crusade has started ahead of schedule lol

You know you play too much 40k when you join forums about playing too much 40k.

you know when you play to much 40k when you draw up battle plans and promise your soldiers that you'll win the next battle

When you pass in your history notes and find them filled with tactical plans and drawings.

When people are playing cowboys and indians, you pick up an "imaginary" assault cannon and declare yourself a winner. You then say that demons from the warp have infested their bodies and that the inquisition has them ordered to be purged the next day.

when you make a mental note of everyone you think should be executed for heresy

When your solution to every tough dilemma is to shout "EXTERMINATUS, YOU'RE ALL DEAD I WIN!"


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When you give everything in a movie a statline

When you believe 40k is REAL!


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when you start speaking in da ork language. Dat is good dat is

DAT, I mean, that is hilarious, I keep falling in and out of that catergory.

When your not repulsed by bed sores and have a cute fondness for moving sludge.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your fingers are fused together from so much superglue, that you have a deamonettes claw.

When you read this, and consider trying that on purpose...

Only if you are a girl do you what a DEMONETTE's claw.

If every time you get a blood transfusion or donate blood you yell "blood for the blood god".

Thelaugher wrote:If every time you get a blood transfusion or donate blood you yell "blood for the blood god".

One question real quick. If you have on your liscence organ donar would you be able to yell out "Liver for the Liver god!!"

You have an alter in your bedroom dedicated to chaos!!!!


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When you call a boxing glove a power fist.

Power fists boxing matches...
They'd be over pretty quick.

MARNEUS CALGAR WINS!!!

No, Marbo wins. He doesnt need a power fist to win it, mind.


(Anywho, <thread title> when you use Marbo's name too often.)

You've played too much 40K when

- You can completely cover a large 72" by 72" tabel with planetstrike terrain with 30+ bastions and enough walls to block everything
- When your teacher tells you there is a test in a weeks time, you promply roll 2 dice for a moral check
- You've managed to get a Shadowsword kit and added EVERY variant onto it's body
- When you can field 6 complete Imperial guard platoons of troops, completely filled with platoon sqaud, 50 guardsmen, 9 heavy weapon teams, 15 special weapon teams and 50 conscripts each.
- You've glued your head to your table
- You have enough games workshop paint pots to color in a skyscraper, complete with drybrushing
- You pay the bus driver in imperial egales
- Your latest terrain project was to convert your actual house into a imperial bastion!

When you use a taxidermied kitty as a proxy for a Heirophant Bio Titan.

When you give nicknames to all your boys and nobz

Grimpost wrote:When you use a taxidermied kitty as a proxy for a Heirophant Bio Titan.

Which one is scarier?

The Kitty of course, it is undead.

When call upon the powers of chaos and you trade your soul for straight A's.

When your thinking, orbital bombardment while going to the toilet.

Bubbalicious wrote:When your thinking, orbital bombardment while going to the toilet.

When you think Virus bomb when cleaning out the cat box.

when you play a game of apocalypse and you take 3 casualties and you have orks

You're on Dakkadakka at 3 in the morning surfing the forums even though there are no new posts just because you hope there are some that you missed..... hasn't been one in like an hour :(


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When making a lobba gun, you make a slingshot that fires rocks at the enemy models.

orkishlyorkish wrote:You're on Dakkadakka at 3 in the morning surfing the forums even though there are no new posts just because you hope there are some that you missed..... hasn't been one in like an hour :(

Yeah, that IS a sympton of.......................well it's bad, okay?

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When making a lobba gun, you make a slingshot that fires rocks at the enemy models.

That is called A-CU-RA-CY.

If you have read this WHOLE thread beginning to end in one sitting... not like I did it or anything


...OMG I can't feel my arss...

When you speak fluent Gothic or High gothic.


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When you watch Terminator movies and whenever a terminater is on screen you shout "OHHHH CRAP A NECRON!!!!"

Ork Players: When you start to spell fings rong like dis.

Ork Players: When you start to spell fings rong like dis.

You dream up conversions in your sleep.


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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Bubbalicious wrote:When your thinking, orbital bombardment while going to the toilet.

When you think Virus bomb when cleaning out the cat box.

More like pigs and wolfs

When you turn on one of the loud Xbox 360s and grab a pen and paper to write down the prophecy the machine god is telling you.

When you read Superscope's note, and smile. Try 4000+ Imp Guard models, One complete Dark Angels Chapter, Ultramarines 1, and 3rd Company, and numerous other Imperial allies. Not to mention over 50 Tank variants. Don't forget the Squat Army. And to answer the question....YOU CAN NEVER PLAY TOO MUCH 40K!!!!!!!

*Good luck with the house conversion!*

When you demand roasted squig for dinner.

This just happened to me the other day, but I saw a convertable drive by and I thought... "hmmm.. I get a +1 because the vehicle is open topped...." lol

When you sculpt a Slaaneshi Soulgrinder with an enormous erect penis on it.

Man, that was a funny thread.

If every time you get a blood transfusion or donate blood you yell "blood for the blood god".

lol

You play Apoc games, and nobody has to bring any models, they just have to bring a table, and a chair.

You book your wife in a bed and breakfast for a weekend, just so you get her out of the house, just to play said Apoc game.

You do the flight of the bumble bee, to clean up the house after said game, as she is pulling into the driveway. Thank God for the rear basement door.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" -Monty Python

WHAT ARE their tools?

Cheese Elemental wrote:When you sculpt a Slaaneshi Soulgrinder with an enormous erect penis on it.

Man, that was a funny thread.

Where can i find this thread?

When you go to school wearing a star of chaos and creep your english teacher out with it.


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garret wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:When you sculpt a Slaaneshi Soulgrinder with an enormous erect penis on it.

Man, that was a funny thread.

Where can i find this thread?

I hope it was a girl who sculpted the model, otherwise that could be a little creepy.

When you make a real life Rhino!

You see a Space Marine walking down the street

WHAT? WHERE? WHEEEERRRRE?!?!?!?!

You make this

OMG! NERDGASM!!!!!!!!!!!

When you start praying to the Machine spirits.

... and I'm doing it somehow wrong cause my car broke down 3 times this last week ($1,500 in repairs so far )

PS: I WANT THAT RHINO!

When you madel so much stuff in one sitting you get high from the fumes. My mom thought i was on dope

MAbye you are. Could be the main thing hampering your ability to paint. Or mabye it's why you are so good at painting rainbow warriors...

garret wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:When you sculpt a Slaaneshi Soulgrinder with an enormous erect penis on it.

Man, that was a funny thread.

Where can i find this thread?

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/221280.page
Best. Thread. Ever.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

garret wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:When you sculpt a Slaaneshi Soulgrinder with an enormous erect penis on it.

Man, that was a funny thread.

Where can i find this thread?

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/221280.page
Best. Thread. Ever.

Someone please remind me not to go there ever!

Ba-ha! Epic...

Ya might play too much 40k when you consider the logistics of actually launching troops down from orbit and begin writing a sales pitch to your commander about how he needs to take it up the chain and get it approved.

When your boss has a Space Marine outside where your head office is located.

When your boss IS a space marine!

When he thinks he is a god.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

garret wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:When you sculpt a Slaaneshi Soulgrinder with an enormous erect penis on it.

Man, that was a funny thread.

Where can i find this thread?

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/221280.page
Best. Thread. Ever.

When you read that thread and go in search of a SOB to purg you of the Daemonic influence.

when you have a gold plated aquilla in you bedroom, and its place in such a way itll be the first thing you see when you wake up

(Guillty )

You get hard, then soft after climaxing when you here about the Space Wolves.

When you do that in less then 5 seconds.

You stare at short people like their a lost race.
Shout YOU HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH when someone on your team fails to score an easy goal in footie (I'm guilty of this )

sugna the repairible wrote:When you make a real life Rhino!

Dawn of War II makers play a lot of 40k I sense (well not the makers but their publisher company, they had the real sized Rhino at some [insert proper name here] thing

You have played too much 40k when...
You have your book shelf full of 40k novels and Black Library books, even the gakky ones, because you just want to have them, even if you wouldn't read them.
Want to be guilty

Where is that funny specs marines movie
the cartoon one?

You take a job, just to be close to GW battle bunker. I want my Forgeworld models, today!

when you consider actually buying this comic

About that other thread, adding piramid head to any custom build probably means you play it too much :3

when you finally finish painting off your brand new army, sit back in your chair and in a low, guttural, raspy voice cry "Moooaaaaar...."

When you ask the Emperor/ gork/ mork/ chaos gods to bless your dice

Miss Dee wrote:When you ask the Emperor/ gork/ mork/ chaos gods to bless your dice

When doing that WORKS!!!

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Miss Dee wrote:When you ask the Emperor/ gork/ mork/ chaos gods to bless your dice

When doing that WORKS!!!

When it does at the cost of your first born child.

...wow, WHAT A DEAL!!!

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Miss Dee wrote:When you ask the Emperor/ gork/ mork/ chaos gods to bless your dice

When doing that WORKS!!!

When it does at the cost of your first born child.

That's a consiquence?

metallifan wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Miss Dee wrote:When you ask the Emperor/ gork/ mork/ chaos gods to bless your dice

When doing that WORKS!!!

When it does at the cost of your first born child.

That's a consiquence?

Only if it's a son.

AW SNAP!

Touché...

When your room is covered completely in models except for a path to your bed and work station

Raizure wrote:When your room is covered completely in models except for a path to your bed and work station

When you move to a bigger house just to have a room to store said models in

metallifan wrote:

Raizure wrote:When your room is covered completely in models except for a path to your bed and work station

When you move to a bigger house just to have a room to store said models in

When you ACTUALLY do it -Waves-

Im moving in a week and going to have a computer room and in that room Im going to be painting my minis as well if my primer arrives.

Yesterday while riding my bicycle, coming from work, some guy at the traffic light blew his cigarette smoke in my face while I drove past. I cursed him mentally, but not with "dumbass" or "idiot", no...

...I thought "heretic"

Lets See:

* You no long think Police: you think Arbites
* The phrase "Endangered Rhinos" make you wonder about how many lascannons your opponent is fielding
* When you computer acts up you say "I have angered its machine spirit"

Gwar! wrote:

metallifan wrote:

Raizure wrote:When your room is covered completely in models except for a path to your bed and work station

When you move to a bigger house just to have a room to store said models in

When you ACTUALLY do it -Waves-

When you're Gwar!

ZING!

in public you move 6" toss dice on the floor shot then wildly asalet the nearist(proply friegtend) pedestran then get arested for only moveing six inces away from the cop who happens to be the "pedestain" you previously asulted

warboss spinetwizta wrote:in public you move 6" toss dice on the floor shhot wildly asallet the nearist(proply friegtend) pedestran then get arested for only moveing six inces away from the cop who happens to be the "pedestain" you previously asulted

Uhh... Can we get that in English now?

When all your chairs are designed to work as the golden throne.

warboss spinetwizta wrote:in public you move 6" toss dice on the floor shhot wildly asallet the nearist(proply friegtend) pedestran then get arested for only moveing six inces away from the cop who happens to be the "pedestain" you previously asulted

moderators I AM RETARED

When your general greeting around your command is "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

(That's all me and my guys greet each other with lol)


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Ensis Ferrae wrote:when you notice a kid that is wearing a t-shirt with a Imperial Aquila... but promptly notice that it is NOT a 40k shirt, and that the US army propaganda team are a bunch of thieving bastards



(just so ya know, the whole shirt said, "earn your stripes" with the aquila in the middle, and "U.S. Army" underneath.... )

Pics or it didn't happen.

If you were in the army, paint my other tank is a Baneblade on the rear of your own tank.

Red9 wrote:

Pics or it didn't happen.

lol, this was a random encounter in the grocery store, and i dont take pics of random little kids (sorry mates, im no pedo )

When your parents tell you to 'go outside and do something productive' you scream in astonishment that 'I've just been killing 1000's of fething Orks all day, but if you wan't your home destroyed and your family killed, then ill go and play football!!!'

<< When you call your religious Family members "Heretics" and tell them that there is only one God - The God Emperor of Mankind

They aren't too fond of me, in case you can't tell

* Ya start using "Throne" as a cuss word.
* All the reading material in the bathroom is 40k related.. White Dwarf, Codices, Paperback books, posters, etc.. (guilty as charged)
* You spend 20 hours non-stop on the internet googling just to see how many 40k related sites, Rapidshare, Torrent, etc. (guilty as charged)
* Typed in as many 40k related terms you could think of in YouTube just to see What IF..... Try 40k Inquisitor and you will find a 4 part movie... it's really Cheesy, but I downloaded it anyways... cheesy but WAY kewl in it's own way.


Peace,

RennyD

I've been wondering lately, whether certain things would still be in the 41st millenium. Would items of clothing like Converse still be around?

yeah, I've been playing too much.

When you watch District 9 and mentally stat out the weapons, vehicles and light mech...

Me and my friend both came to the conclusion that a high powered rifle is S4 otherwise it is barely S3 and mostly S2... this is because of the durability of the shell, not the stopping power against puny humans...

... you want to ram your wife's car.

And think about the rear AV as compared to the front AV when doing so.

When this makes you cry because it is that funny

http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/8/4/83ae4f3de9a0530a3faf2e77f90fb7b7_13146.jpg

QuietOrkmi wrote:When this makes you cry because it is that funny

http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/8/4/83ae4f3de9a0530a3faf2e77f90fb7b7_13146.jpg

*guilty*

When you pick up a fake sword in a nerf war and yell 'WAAAAAGH" when runing towards someone with said sword.

QuietOrkmi wrote:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/8/4/83ae4f3de9a0530a3faf2e77f90fb7b7_13146.jpg

Just when I thought I understood the universe, I read this.

Happygrunt wrote:

QuietOrkmi wrote:When this makes you cry because it is that funny

http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/8/4/83ae4f3de9a0530a3faf2e77f90fb7b7_13146.jpg

*guilty*

When you pick up a fake sword in a nerf war and yell 'WAAAAAGH" when runing towards someone with said sword.

I stand as a living testiment to the fact that happygrunt has, infact done this before.

[facepalm]Ohhhhh... 4chan... [/facepalm]

sniperjolly wrote:

Happygrunt wrote:

QuietOrkmi wrote:When this makes you cry because it is that funny

http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/8/4/83ae4f3de9a0530a3faf2e77f90fb7b7_13146.jpg

*guilty*

When you pick up a fake sword in a nerf war and yell 'WAAAAAGH" when runing towards someone with said sword.

I stand as a living testiment to the fact that happygrunt has, infact done this before.

[facepalm]Ohhhhh... 4chan... [/facepalm]

Be careful, that may end up as a thread here....

CplPunishment wrote:98. You are posting in forums when you should be in bed...

i do that

Happygrunt wrote:

QuietOrkmi wrote:When this makes you cry because it is that funny

http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/8/4/83ae4f3de9a0530a3faf2e77f90fb7b7_13146.jpg

*guilty*

When you pick up a fake sword in a nerf war and yell 'WAAAAAGH" when runing towards someone with said sword.

is not going to say what I did with a sword.

lol.

... you still want to ram your wife's car.

You've rammed someone's car.

You finished them off wif a choppa!

When you go into your local hobby store and you barely have enough Taco Bell money when you exit.

When you refer to you paintball padding as "flak armor"

When you insist that your most powerful red flashlight is a lasgun.

when you play a game that involves lasers and call them lasguns.

You work out a 20mm cannon is roughly equivalent to a boltgun......




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When you call a halo 3 brute shot a bolter.

When you call a halo 3 gravity hammer a thunder hammer.

When you think "why can a halo 3 sniper go through spartan shields when in WH40K they're only AP6?".

You think "how would master chief compare with a space marine?".

(Im guilty of all the above...... :\ )

You don't get the idea to ram your wife's car out of your head.

Or she will hit you with a D.E.V.O.I.C.E.

When you can no longer spell DIVORCE

Yeah I know.. I ran it through the spell checker as well.

QuietOrkmi wrote:When this makes you cry because it is that funny

http://www.dakkadakka.com/s/i/at/at2/2009/8/4/83ae4f3de9a0530a3faf2e77f90fb7b7_13146.jpg

Dude. My chin has a band-aid when I read that thread.
I laughed so much that it's half off my chin.
But that is the most epic topic ever (expect for the SoulGrinder thread)

...when you are at work, have nothing to do...

...and your inner Mek takes control and urges you to scratch-build a killa kan out of these connectors and bitz lying around your bureau table.

...and you go to the lab to use some power tools to do it.

(Guilty)

... you see 40k in everyday road signs...

Purveyors of Fine Flayers.

Necroagogo wrote:

Reaper6 wrote:When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

Is that followed by a pile-in move?

That depends where the "boarding planks" are...

When a good use of your lunch hour is going to your FLGS

Or a client meeting gets cancelled and you figure thats a good time too

Or you just go anyway

When you watch movies and you see a large artillery piece and immediately think, hey an earthshaker cannon, what is that doing there?
(What I thought when I saw 9 this past sunday.)

When you have Imp/ chaos, tau, eldar or ork tatts.

You impusively exclaim "SPESS MEHRIENS!" on a regular basis (did it mid-driving lesson once o.O)

You watch Return of the Jedi and think Space Marines wouldn’t loose a fight against Fuzzy Dwarf Bears!

When you look at the above post and wonder if in a 40K universe, the Ewoks would be the long forgotten Squats

When your custom made chapter/legion/IG regiment/tau Sept has more fluff than the ultramarines.

When you think warhammer is serious business

... Pic did not work...

... It wont work :( how do i post the pic?

hellsguardian316 wrote:When you look at the above post and wonder if in a 40K universe, the Ewoks would be the long forgotten Squats

LOL

When you almost lost your job at Homebase for doodling the Icons of the four powers of Chaos along with that of Chaos Undivded on the Check Out when you were bored .

When your custom made chapter/legion/IG regiment/tau Sept has more fluff than the ultramarines.

Guilty......

when you start doing WARs (Wondeficient Army Lists)

starbomber109 wrote:when you start doing WARs (Wondeficient Army Lists)

Guilty :(

BTW Part 2 Up now

Gwar! wrote:

starbomber109 wrote:when you start doing WARs (Wondeficient Army Lists)

Guilty :(

BTW Part 2 Up now

I saw that, which is what made me want to post

Orcus wrote:When you go into your local hobby store and you barely have enough Taco Bell money when you exit.

When you go into your local hobby store and you barely have enough to get home!
... Happens every time, but can you blame me?

When you start looking at people and deciding what their stats are and what you would have to roll to wound them.

When you Look at a car and think about what their Armor Value is.

*Guilty*

When you start thinking up stat lines for anything sci-fi based.....(GDI codex anyone!)

you power wash your dads car and roll D6 to see if you penetrate

you think putting a def rolla on your F150 is a good idea

you seriously wonder if Chuck Norris can beat up Gazkkull

vodo40k wrote:When you start thinking up stat lines for anything sci-fi based.....(GDI codex anyone!)

So long as a Mammoth Tank Squadron were possible, id be all for it

So long as a Mammoth Tank Squadron were possible, id be all for it

In apocalypse ANYTHINGS possible my friend.

You've shouted CREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in real life.
(Guilty)
You've whispered Just as planned under you breath.
(Guilty.)
Before being a dick/troll, you pray to the Patron Chaos God of Dicks and Trolls, Cheese Elemental.
(Guilty. I'll miss ya buddy.) And might try and fill the void.

When your trying to finish a squad at 2 A.M.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Before being a dick/troll, you pray to the Patron Chaos God of Dicks and Trolls, Cheese Elemental.
(Guilty. I'll miss ya buddy.) And might try and fill the void.

What happened to Cheese!?

When you've actually told your paintball team that "The Emperor Protects, but you should still keep your heads down for good measure.", then felt momentarily confused when they give you odd looks

penut the butter wrote:When your trying to finish a squad at 2 A.M.

Guilty as charged =P Got them finished in time for the battle at 10am too =)

metallifan wrote:
When you've actually told your paintball team that "The Emperor Protects, but you should still keep your heads down for good measure.", then felt momentarily confused when they give you odd looks

LOL

This actually happened to me. I was still fresh to the hobby, and I didn't even know this guy in the slightest (the match wasn't done by GW or anything), but mid-game he screams "FOR THE EMPEROR!!" and then proceeds to charge along the fence trying to reach the flag. Needless to say, he got absolutely pelted. I guess the Emperor protects...unless you're an idiot.

That's pretty funny.Same thing happened to my pal.We were at a company picnic and we started playing football and as soon as I thow to him he yells "The Emperor will protect!" Five seconds later he's got a twisted ankle.Ironic isn't it?

When your running crosscountry, and scream "FOR THE GREATER GOOD!" as you pass someone. Then that person trips you screaming "Xenoscum." (guilty for first half)
When you jump from 6th to first by screaming "WAAAGH" for 10 seconds.
you paint your face red hoping it would make you go faster. Worse, is when you break your personal record after.
When you choose to stop in the middle of the race because you were no longer in coherency with your teamates.
When you call anyone in a blue uniform a "Smerf". when you just barely lose and scream "CREEEEEEEED!"

When you want evil aliens to invade just so you can say "die xeno scum!".
When you want to become part of an empire just so you can say "for the emperor!".

when you throw away your mp3 player, thinking it's a miniature doom siren in your ear

It's doom all right.Especially rap.
You wonder why every one stares when you pull out a white dwarf magazine.

penut the butter wrote:You wonder why every one stares when you pull out a white dwarf magazine.

Because you are wiping your arse with it?

No because I'm a grown man.

You buy a Stormlord at 8:35 PM, finish building it at 3:28 AM, it's fully painted at 10:30 AM, and it is dominating a game at 11:30 AM.

SOOOOOOO GUILTY

You know when you play too much 40K when you suddenly post on a 39 page thread without having read it first. Oh, wait, that is just a sign I am on the internet.

Next Thread = You know you are on the internet too much when...

When you see this





And think, Power fist!

When you hear a scuttling noise and shout "Genesneakers!"

metallifan wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Before being a dick/troll, you pray to the Patron Chaos God of Dicks and Trolls, Cheese Elemental.
(Guilty. I'll miss ya buddy.) And might try and fill the void.

What happened to Cheese!?

His location on his profile says "Relaxing in Banland. About time too."

You know you play too much 40 k when you fart and think toxic miasma.

You know you play too much 40 k when you become carnivorous because there is more biomass to be had.

You know you play too much 40 k when you try to control other people with your synapse.

when you call homework ''the traitor"
I do this


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vodo40k wrote:When you want evil aliens to invade just so you can say "die xeno scum!".
When you want to become part of an empire just so you can say "for the emperor!".

homework I call xeno
I do yell "for the emperor" in sports/collecting mone... er,other...

Reaper6 wrote:When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

I'll have to remember that.

I just told her about this and she said "what's the shooting phase?"

Persephone 66 wrote:

Reaper6 wrote:When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

I'll have to remember that.

I just told her about this and she said "what's the shooting phase?"

well i guess that, for both your sakes that the shooting phase actually happens AFTER the assault phase

Arctik_Firangi wrote:
39. You carry around a flask of 'caffiene' (40% coffee, 40% water, 40% dirt) and all of Dan Abnett's books are in one folder on your netbook.

Mmmmm.


-You refer to the Constitution as "Codex: America".
-Every time you see any sort of armoured vehicle you wonder what kind of conversions you could perform on it.
-You reflexively say things like "What in the name of the Emperor just happened?"

You ask WWTED(What would the Emperor do)when you come across a moral dilema.

Today I told my boss that the Machine spirit in our toaster was angry with me (I work at Wawa for you PA/NJ people)

When you decide to build a warhound titan from scratch

Then mathhammer it against everything you own

Then decide to give it to your little brother

Then mathhammer what it'll take to destroy it and make that too.

Your entier existence revovles around dakka.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Your entier existence revovles around dakka.

When you forget how to spell Entire

When you start using "Throne" as a swear word.
(guilty)

When you cant watch episode 1 of star wars any more because you cant help but think the battle between the gungans and federation as being tau vs kroot. Then afterwards, spending the rest of the film thinking.."how could that be for the greater good?!"

Gorechild wrote:When you cant watch episode 1 of star wars any more because you cant help but think the battle between the gungans and federation as being tau vs kroot. Then afterwards, spending the rest of the film thinking.."how could that be for the greater good?!"

Wait, I just re watched that battle and I saw a few things wrong, like sence when did the tau have bipedal drones? And let them pilot hammerheads? And what was with the funky-looking manta? I thought that It was official 40K cannon that AI bipedality hasn't existed from the time of the metal men. Even servitors have to have their inner ear intact for this, dont they? Why no canniblisim with the kroot? Just because they are metal doesn't mean th... wait, this is star wars, right?

The one that I am massively guilty of, other than conversions permiating my mind and a halloween costume possibility (duct tape cadian?) Is the induction of "warp" into my vocabulary. "Dissapeared" is now "lost in the warp" and even occasionally the word hell gets swapped out at random times when I least expect it. I almost never catch myself and garner a few funny looks.

@sniperjolly: I honestly could not make heads nor tails of your first paragraph. And your second required a bit of effort. (funny though, might start using it)

When you start going insane and unable to make sense to anyone.

Except other gamers

When you ask people what they have done for the Emperor today.

Emperors Faithful wrote:@sniperjolly: I honestly could not make heads nor tails of your first paragraph. And your second required a bit of effort. (funny though, might start using it)

Sorry, thats not how I talk, thats how I think. I suppose I should have added a preface though...


When you can forcibly expel 40k techno-babble at a rate that is enough to stun any non-gamer you know, at will.

You know when you play too much 40K when....
You're in the grocery line and the old lady counting out the 356 pennies makes you start looking for your =I= rosette and your bolt pistol.

When you start bursting out in an Orky Accent when people tell you that you have an accent (guilty)

When your buddy spray paints a large, red stripe down his Terrier's back because he thinks it'll make his dog go faster. Absolutely, 100%, true story. The best part? He doesn't play 40K. But the 3 of us that did were laughing all night about it, and talking in Orky accents afterwards.

Also just remembered this one: When, back in your grade 10 year, you wrote an essay on the Macharian Crusades for your history class... And actually got 90% on it! (Also true)

you always, ALWAYs, ALLWWAAYSSS spell "Daemons" with an a before the e.

Bascilica wrote:you always, ALWAYs, ALLWWAAYSSS spell "Daemons" with an a before the e.

You give people who spell Dæmons incorrectly a look of utter contempt.

CplPunishment wrote:87. When you have two imperial guard armies....

I have 5. and i dont intend to stop.

When you refer to everyone shorter than you as "Groxshit" or "Grots". Guilty.

Gorechild wrote:When you cant watch episode 1 of star wars any more because you cant help but think the battle between the gungans and federation as being tau vs kroot. Then afterwards, spending the rest of the film thinking.."how could that be for the greater good?!"

You could watch Star Wars Episode I before you thought of that? I thought that was one of those movies so bad that if you watched the whole thing you had to claw your eyes out.

It's actually a very well done movie. Just because you have digital soldeirs that look so life-like that you can't tell them from the real actors doesn't mean it is going to be a good movie.

the Naboo starfighters are soooo much cooler than baracudas though
plus if those battle droids were necrons...

FM

FM Ninja 048 wrote:the Naboo starfighters are soooo much cooler than baracudas though
plus if those battle droids were necrons...

FM

They look like Space Taxis. That would not, in the least, intimidate me.

"Lord Commander! There's an approaching fleet of what seems to be... Err... ...Space Cabs."

"Space Cabs!?"

"Yes Sir. As in... Taxicabs."

"... ... ..."

*End*

And if those Battle Droids were Necrons, SM's would use them as soccer balls.

When you propose an attack on a Japan because Tau were based on their anime.

When you see a bunch of people slacking off at work, and you shout "Damn it! Where's the Commisar?"
When you make "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!" references more than you make "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" references
When you start accidently spelling corn as "Khorne" (guilty)
When you search through your pack-rated junk and think "What terrain/convertions could I make out of this?"
When you start having serious arguements with your friends about the Horus Heresy. (guilty)
When you smash bugs, flys, etc while shouting "DIE, XENOS FILTH!" (I actually know someone who does that.)

Who me?

You let out a big ol' "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" at your highschool football game, and the trumpets start to look at you funny. (guilty, although I should stop woundering why I cant get a girlfriend...)

When you watch the Terminator, you think of the battles in 2029 between Skynet and the humans as Necrons Vs Imperial Guard.

When you buy a car or any vehicle, you instantly think about installing a Lascannon turret and mathammer it.

Clean you burn any rubbish, you say "Cleanse and Burn, death to the Heretics and their foul artifacts."

Your personal hygiene no longer concerns you.

you call the cops on your noisy neighbor and accuse them of heresy
you get turned on everytime you see the sisters of battle
your definition of night on the town means getting that new squad assemled and painted in 3 hours

When you swear the unpainted model your playing with tells you to finish painting him...