I like the feel of this shaft... SPEAR shaft! I meant spear shaft...

Double post... my bad.


Errr... That's one awesome depiction of myself.

I am Rambo.

I am Rambo

I am not Rambo!

Oh, sorry, just wait a sec, I got this Pike caught in a tree...

I have a moustache!

You insulted my Father, now you will pay.

Ragesploshun, the sound of Khorne.

Aww, it's so cute when you start trepanning puppies!

I have a wonky moustache

Madness?

THIS

IS

DAKKA!

When in doubth, kill it with large knifes and grimdark!

It looks to be a medieval armor implosion on the paper of an old scroll.

Yay! water!

I has a pointy stick! Fear me!

My favorit boytoy

Dragonshield

Welcome back to Ye Olde Renissance Fair

Somebody set fire to a heretic, and it wasn't us?!

HERESY!

HERETIC GONNA BURN!

This.....
Love this......

"You like popcicles? I got a freezer full of popcicles in my basement"

Soul-Storm the not so great final expansion for a great game.

The man who once made Freya beg for mecry

Bretonians are so crazy.

They even keep dragons as pets!

I'm fancy and I know it.

It looks all cute now doing barrel rolls in the air, but wait until that Shark primes the bomb.

Mustaches & top hat always wins wars

"Will you repent?"
"Wait he is trying to say something!"
"FREEEEDOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!"

"coughBolterBitchcough"

BLAM

Heresy will be met with religion and bullets.

Deadshot wrote:"coughBolterBitchcough"

BLAM

Heresy will be met with religion and bullets.

And dont you forget it lizard

It's getting traitorous,

And heretics need a light,

Who ya gonna call?

Adeptus Sororitas!

Half my face is missing

All of my face is missing

For a group dedicated to wiping out heretics, that Power Armour doesn't leave much for the imagination of Slaanesh worshippers...

Bait my friend, Bait

Yes, indeed

Help me! Somebody set my backpack on fire for no good reason!

You always pick the train piece in a game of Monopoly.

I am willing to show myself to Dakka.

Wait... that isn't you?

Look at the crisp white on that shirt! Your mother knows exactly how to wash your clothes, doesn't she? It shows!

(I wish my mother washed my clothes)

You totally know how to grow out a decent stache.

Help....i lost my legs!

I'm going to give you such a Lancing when it comes to the Joust.

Hello little boy...

Space Alpaca.

She's dead...

SHE'S melon-fething DEAD.

Call me Sir.

I Fart Fire...

LARP!

You don't like the forces of order.

Grimdark?

Heresy! *BLAM*

My moustace likes trains

I love to shine my armor

everyone knows the less armour you wear the more protected you are

Blam Blam Blam Blam!

What family are you from Sir?

Dreadnoughts of Khorne, if the artillery doesn't get them their own rage will.

Oh hey, just letting you know. I'm a man!

**** the moon, shoot it down.

A female....*goes quiet and shifts nervously*

you like yourself don't you

Fez's are cool

Shes going to regret those tattoos when she's older.

A male... *FALCON PUNCH DIRECTLY TO FACE!*

A head with two stick legs.

You never learned to appreciate the wonders of ASDF, young man?!

Don't try to throw me off with that sly grin...

I saw ASDF, it was terrible.

You obviously enjoyed it too much.

Private_Joker wrote:I saw ASDF, it was terrible.

You obviously enjoyed it too much.

The embodiment of KHORNE!!!

I hate comedy that relies on sheer stupidity and random scenes. Desmond the moon bear?

How did I get here?

THE END.

Why has your T-Shirt got such a crummy resolution pic on it?

I don't know. Wierd for the sake of wierd.

Why do you have no arms?

Because of Mineturtle

You seem to have drawn your hair on with a Sharpie, good sir.

Why?

Because all the cool kids were doing it.

You seem to have a nice moustache. Ever thought of going on the show Whisker Wars?

Looks like the kinda guy i'd hangout with.

Half spider, half goat and half man; perfect for an album cover.

Did you just say that? Really you just said that. IDIOT!

Mt Shirt is Blurry!

Why yes, I will plant my haleberd in your head old bean

This, house, this house is my house now!

Foul naive!

Fear my creepy red and black eyes!

Copper Soldiers... No, wait...

That guy from sonic.

Silly sharks, you can't fly. get back in the water.

So I heard you like Imperial Fists.

There are some bushes over there, just saying, wanna go over there.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SHOOTING AT!

The long lost king of Perth

Deep Purple are really the band with rocks in.

Let's fight on foot, I suck at jousting.

I have a rather sore throat!

You slaped my Lady on the bottom! Now, you will pay dearly Sir!

This is What i turn into when i'm angry, don't make me angry!

I am Sir Axelrod, fancyman of yore!

Look into my eyes.

I hate those damn Imperial Fists.

I've just noticed the space marine...porr guy

Art thou feeling lucky, punk.

Ahhhhh! why am I falling!

Oh, sorry, wrong end. Just wait a tick...

Chuggington!

I am standing in a bucket

Prepare to die, knave!

Nurgle

If I only had a heart.....

Sisters of Battle, making nuns in the military sexy since the year 30,000.

The new cut backs have hurt the imperial guard, they now have to employ sharks instead of submarines

How did the nobels become nobel in the first place? They took it, at the point of a sword. Ill do it with a lance!

Rest well William Thacher

I'd strip for you, but the Olympics are coming up in a year and we don't want to miss those.

I don't get it but whatever
"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food"

Because it's heavy armor and would take a long time to take off.

On topic: Check me out you Heretic.

Stupid dolphins swimming up to space.

This is actually an Indiana Jones movie.

I'm big you'r small, i'm right your'e wrong and there's nothing you can do about it.

Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

Dawwwww! IT'S SO CUTE!

What is it?

Curly mustache is curly

Mount Smoke on the Watermore.

like a locomotive, sir.

Superflyingdeathskull, new song title for dethklok

"Whatever sound this makes, it'll be an awesome song title."

OK, I was just about to find out the meaning of life, but I'll scrap all of these workings and look at that puppy.

DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN, HE HAS A MOUSTACHE.

Dat confident strut.

Is it Alpha Legion?

Your moustache is a different colour to your hair.... FAKE!

hi, i'm drunk

Y U NO DIE?!

I love the trains and acid trips.

dude you are so fethed.

Imma skull.
In a hood.
With wings.

I like Big Guns ohh and I owe the dark Angels some weapons.

Go Flying Skull! Facebut attack!

I shall hit you with this stick, good sir.

I am Iron man!

I swear theres a bug on your helmet... Dont move...

I think that's a Lord of Change.

look your cute but.....

I HAZ A HAT

FIRE THE MAYO TORPEDOES! LEAVE NO SALAD UNGARNISHED!

I Like Trains

I Like Trains

I was a warrior like you, but I took a spear to the face.

Want to have a first hand experience of my life?

I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

YOU LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE MALL!!!!!!!!
mother-in-law joke

Wait, so I CAN'T survive without skin?

I am secretly Sweeny Todd.

YO everyone chill I got this, Chaaarge!

You idiot your not Sanguinius!

BlapBlapblaps cousin...FlapFlapFlap

live action roleplay with the safety off

I haz a Squig.

Them bronze warriors are jealous.

Looks like the shark caught a crow.

Lucy Liu...

The Vikings Dreadnought.

Iron Warriors, one of the few things pleasing with 40k in general

Time for another rousing crusade! What say you?!

I miss my old codex.

ggggrrruuuUUUUHHHHHH!

Taste my pike. No not the fish.

Well this is simply unfair Biggins! You have a much longer and pointier stick than I.

EDIT: Ninja's...

Nice shark, needs more "lasers".

Nice dreadnought needs more guns

Nice KHITTEN NEEDS MORE KILL! BURN! MAIM! KHARN LOEV KHITTENS!

Read me!

I only want to be your friend!

Ha! I believe you are at a disadvantage, for my sharp pointed object is longer than yours!

Wait for me!!!

Brofist of fighting.

I want to be like Flipper.

AHHHH why am I bieng sucked off the picture!!?

We are the knights that say NIH!

Purple death!

We are cosplaying not actual knights.

necrovamp wrote:Purple death!

Wait I'm HIV/AIDs?

And to to the above, winged slaneesh monster thing.

Private_Joker wrote:

necrovamp wrote:Purple death!

Wait I'm HIV/AIDs?

And to to the above, winged slaneesh monster thing.

lol I suppose if you support Nurgle!

This is the Camp marine preservation Society!

We should get British Parliament to elect Prime Minister this way.

Foolish mortal prepare to die!

The scene from the movie Platoon... but with cats.

For the Emperor.

For the Boogeyman?

Imma punch you with my shiny gold fist.

IRON WITHIN! COOLYO WITHOUT!

The hero that everypony gets.

Oh, you seriously think I'll do a photo-shoot for your dirty mags, is that it?

Wait, I'm the only that passed the 'get up again roll?'

This, is how you hold your paddle when you go kayaking.

Let me sing you the song of my people.

The Iron Warriors stamp, sold in post offices galaxy wide.

We're going to need a bigger boat... lol

WHAT, 9000?!?

Buy your own Necron Warrior.......Size may vary.

This is what happens when you make a shark jump.

We need guns brother.

Hides around wolves in the forest until level six, screen turns dark red.

I really have no idea what to post whatsoever.

Lord Puffington went on to be Britain's most brutal dictator. Some still hear the "Clickity-clack" of his Death trains at night.

The Pimpnaught.

This is my shocked face.

This is what happens when the Navy runs out of Torpedoes.

Well I do say sir, my moustache is very fancy.

When I get out of this aquarium you are fish food!

That horrific abomination is just doin' a little dance...

I call my stache the "Tickler".

This is how we dance at the club.

Retro shark picture.

The last thing you see before a flying kick to the face.

Pink, it is not Pink, it is Salmon heretic

DIE TRAITOR FOR WEARING THE SAME HELMET!

Lookit I am glowing!

SO MANY BANHAMMERS.

I SAY GOOD SIR I LOOK GREAT! Don't you agree?

I AM THE LIGHT SPIDER! WORSHIP ME!

Cones derp derpa
I also like pyramid heads......

Taste the power of my light.

Wait until they make a new Jaws movie, I'll be the new actor for the Shark Jaws.

This is my Slow-Mo dive.

I don't like trains.

Metal FTW!

I see a bright light originating from a man. Am I dead? and how the hell did I get in?

Nuns with guns.

We had to get real jobs after the fall of the Empire.

Darn pretty boy

I'm not going to post about this.

Im not leering. Its just the monocle

My other suit has a built in sandwich maker.

Help! This is actually radiation!

Gak's so fancy I gotta wear a monocle.

I was the runner up for lead guitar in slipknot

Avatar: Do ya like Waffles?!

Me: Yeah I like Waffles!

Avatar: HERETIC GONNA BURN

I must say Herp Derpa is an amazing drink!

I am Pointing!
Fear me!

I have a glorious wig.

This is how I Rock 'n Roll!

With an army of only one Necron phase out is impossible! Well if you round down instead of up.

So I heard you like Wings now?

I'm a Hummingbird!

Hear me THOR!

I'll chop your bloody head off,

The cat Detective from Boston.

Why does everyone always swim away from me? :( I am vegetarian.

I may or may not have wings.

Death has come!

My Partner in Crime, Q. T. McWhiskers.

Why is one of my eyes bigger than my other one?

Call of Duty: Medieval Warfare.

Call of fish: Modern School Revenge of the Sharkies

A Space Marine with Angel Wings?

I whip my hair on my shoulders.

Soup of tomorrow.

That look of relief while going to the bathroom.

What will become of my cat.

FEAR ME! I have a moustache

Dragon not included.

Yeah...we should see other people.

Relive the classics, get eaten by this friendly carnivorous fish!

I haz a hat.

I haz wingz.

I has finz.

I am fancy, deal with it.

Duna
duna
dunadunadunadunadunaduna

Had a stroke.

Onwards brother, my gun shall provide the impromptu double kicks for our assault.

Why are you asking me if it smells like chloro......

Ello, names Bruce, I know, why trust a shark right?

that look when you smell something rotting.

What the end of 40K will look like.

What the start of 40k looks like.

What the end of the universe will look like.

I am a cool Train Driver.

What comes after you when you don't bag up the poo your dog left on the side walk. Yes I know who you are! You ruined my nice runners.

Kinky?

Tapdancing in armour is hard.

私はあなたが何をやってください
(I have no idea what that means or if it's right, I just google translated it)
EDIT: Yeah probably not right...

Long lost twin of mine!

Llike a train conductor.

OH GOD THEY SHOT FELIX! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Classy is forever.

The FBI cat agent, hunting two Irish guys.

Just keep swimming...

Is that your pimpwagon?

Who put that under my nose?

Flashy lights and flashy colors.

When I grow up, I wanna be a pie!

I say!

AAAAHHHH! MY EYEE!

The patient has fallen into the space between dimensions, we must rescue them quickly.

"I actually really like your brother, can you hook me up with him? Wait, we're still together?"

I shall have a glass of cognac, on the rocks.

Looks friendly enough....

I'm sorry, this mobile of mine has terrible reception. I need the antenna just to check my messages!

I say, good chap, fancy watching the trains go by? I have some good Merlot to share.

My gun, 'tis bent.

This job feels like a Stephen King book some days.

OMG! I'm a real person, not just a Manga character! Yes! I can finally move my arms!

Look how shiny my hat is.

Pimping ain't easy.

There was no firefight! THIS IS THE KITTY MATRIX!

I take 5 baths a day to look this good.

Preheresy Emperor's Children/Hawk Lords/Soul Drinkers.