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Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:08:41


Post by: ENOZONE


What do you think? Why or why not? If not, which is and why? What defines greatness?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:16:06


Post by: SagesStone


Is it? Or do people just like to say that?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:23:29


Post by: Lordhat


Because I live in it. 'Nuff said.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:25:09


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


Because we can kick the arse of anyone who says different.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:27:40


Post by: DeathReaper


 ENOZONE wrote:
What defines greatness?
This does

Warning Explicit lyrics
Spoiler:



It is a lot of things, but it is best illustrated by this paraphrasing of The Declaration of Independence.

All men are created equal and they have certain unalienable Rights, among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:29:15


Post by: Peregrine


BECAUSE AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!! FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:30:07


Post by: Sturmtruppen


It's not, because it's fraught with problems just like any other country. There is no best country, because every country has its downsides.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:32:21


Post by: CuddlySquig


Isn't this question also in that scene from that first episode of that HBO TV show? I think it's called The Newsroom. There's a big speech in that scene that I can't remember, but gives a good answer to this question.
The settled-upon answer the show gives is "it isn't, but it can be."


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:32:23


Post by: motyak


Diversity and opportunity.

Freedom, freedom, and freedom.

The New York Jets

edit: damn someone beat me to mentioning the newsroom



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:39:59


Post by: ENOZONE


This is going to become very risque if everyone posts the hot chicks from their own country.... please.... go on.....


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:43:27


Post by: motyak


To be fair I was posting a hot chick from your country. If us aussies start posting hot chicks from our country, the internet breaks from too much awesome.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:45:30


Post by: nomsheep


It sucks. like everywhere else.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:47:46


Post by: Mannahnin


"I like the way snrub motyak thinks!"


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:47:47


Post by: ENOZONE


That's pretty nihilistic. Have you been everywhere in the globe? I haven't, but I enjoy quite a few locations and cultures - some within the US. Why does everywhere you've been suck?


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 motyak wrote:
To be fair I was posting a hot chick from your country. If us aussies start posting hot chicks from our country, the internet breaks from too much awesome.


And I fully support this claim. Just imagine if we diversified further..... but wait, that's a different website....


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:49:37


Post by: Mannahnin


NSFW (language):



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:49:48


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


 ENOZONE wrote:
What do you think? Why or why not? If not, which is and why? What defines greatness?


Someone's been watching "Thank You For Smoking" lol


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/12 23:55:17


Post by: nomsheep


 ENOZONE wrote:
That's pretty nihilistic. Have you been everywhere in the globe? I haven't, but I enjoy quite a few locations and cultures - some within the US. Why does everywhere you've been suck?

Nope I haven't and don't want to and Many reasons. But it's not that everywhere sucks just that nowhere is the greatest.




And I fully support this claim. Just imagine if we diversified further..... but wait, that's a different website....

Just go to 4chan.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 00:00:00


Post by: MeanGreenStompa


http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2012/11/obama_reelection_mitt_romney_holly_solomon_gilbert.php



Mesa resident Holly Solomon thinks it's her husband's fault that President Obama was re-elected last week, because he didn't vote.

Not only does Solomon, 28, have a thorough misunderstanding of our nation's electoral system, she also ran over her husband with her car because of this, according to Gilbert police.

In an e-mail to media, Gilbert police Sergeant Jesse Sanger says the argument started in a parking lot Saturday morning over Daniel Solomon's lack of voter participation.

"According to Daniel, Holly believed her family was going to face hardship as a result of President Obama's re-election," Sanger says.

Witnesses told police that there was a lot of yelling before Holly Solomon hopped in her Jeep, and started chasing her husband around the parking lot.

Her husband tried to use a light pole to shield himself, and Solomon drove around the light pole several times as she continued to yell at him.

Eventually, her husband made a run for it, but Solomon hit him, pinning him under the car and on a curb, according to police.

Daniel Solomon's currently in critical condition at a hospital.

Holly Solomon was booked into jail on charges of domestic violence and aggravated assault, and there are no indications she was impaired by alcohol or drugs at the time, according to Sanger.

It should be noted that President Obama won a grand total of zero of Arizona's 11 electoral votes, so it wouldn't have helped if Daniel Solomon had voted for Romney 1,000 times.



Because we have this entertainment every single day...




Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 00:02:34


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


Well I'm from NY, so I say it's because we let America hang out with us.



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 00:05:42


Post by: Brother Captain Alexander


Because it is made of almost all nations of Earth combined ( settlers and all )?
Because of to much freedom it gave to it's citizens?
And because they use superior military power and diplomacy to get what they want trough war or sanctions?

WARNING: the posts in spoiler are probably not for Americans to read. No offence of any kind is written but it's still not for their eyes/
Spoiler:
Don't get me wrong, I love American people and culture. But I hate how their love to mess with foreign relationships and stick their nose into other countries business. Ok, so you helped us kick Hitler and won WW2 - thank you. That doesn't mean that whenever civil war or simple war starts you have to sanction and bombard everything, leave other countries business for them to handle ( like Syria, who cares if people die that's their internal thing and we shouldn't interfere ).

But that era will be over soon, as US economy is weakening and China is becoming stronger and stronger every day. Not to mention that Putin is planning to form USSR again ( as Euroasian Coalition yes, but still... ) and that he already reform and modernize Russian army. It is only a matter of decade when US will not be lone superpower anymore in the world.

US had a LOT of luck when it comes to history and warfare. With French help they won war against the British ( the only nation who was able to beat them in long terms ), and they are in position where they cannot be attacked by anyone ( 2 oceans form natural barrier for any other superpower to attack them ). They helped won WW1 by sending million solders when Germans already spent all their reserves. They helped won WW2 by overwhelming their foes like Orks ( they had 80,000 planes all types and over 50,000 Sherman tanks, do the math and it will get clear ) and they ended it by nuking two towns into oblivion...


But on the bright side US have many positive things, like giving every individual chance to succeed in life or at least having a normal life if it's possible. I also love many of US cities, how they are build and their monuments and buildings. I also love music bands coming from US and the thing I love most when it comes to USA - NASA

To tell you the truth, I would love to come and work in US some day. Because it's still great country for you to earn some money and actually build a house and secure you and your next two generations from several years work in it.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 00:58:32


Post by: InquisitorVaron


Why do I get the impression posted this as a rhetorical question and this was.only open to discussion by US patriots.

Meh, I like america but when you have school kids doing the pledge it's kind of like shoving patriotism and how "great" america is down their throat.

Just look at youtube comments, idiotic fools claiming they won the war and we owe them. No your ancestors did but without britain you wouldn't exist. So we'd be even


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 01:35:20


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


@ Brother Captain,

I agree whole heartedly that we spend too much time in other people's business. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on the individuals' outlook), our world in increasingly global, and what goes on in various nations' stock exchanges affect what happens in other nations as much as media "events"

I find it hard for America as a nation to stay out of other people's business, when you have countries like France calling on us to all their dirty work when anything at all goes awry.


As a currently serving member of the armed forces, I will tell you that we should probably not be in all the places that we are. I am in no position of course, to affect policy, but were it up to me, I would limit where and how we operate... I mean, I don't think we can afford to go as far as our isolationist roots, but multi-theater wars are also very bad in the long run for more people.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 01:41:57


Post by: Jihadin


No one can grill like us americans


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 01:46:00


Post by: Talizvar


If the stated values of the country matches your own ideas of worth, it makes it a great place.

I could agree on the cheap price of games workshop stuff and alcohol alone but that is not all my happiness.

In Canada we pack in everyone from all over, get a lecture on playing nice, have a little bit of a socialist system safety net to make sure rock bottom is not deadly and have enough systems in place to make sure everyone has a fair shot at a minimum standard of living if they want it. I have a good life and friends from ten different countries and could not imagine wanting it different.

Who knows, maybe the challenge and a little bit of fear in the American spirit helps keep the country's edge and makes it the aggressive worldly power it is today. It all depends on what you hold dear.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 01:46:49


Post by: Kovnik Obama


 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
when you have countries like France calling on us to all their dirty work when anything at all goes awry.


France has french women. If that's not worth saving, I don't know what is... (although you could say that of a lot of countries...)



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 01:47:54


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


 Kovnik Obama wrote:
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
when you have countries like France calling on us to all their dirty work when anything at all goes awry.


France has french women. If that's not worth saving, I don't know what is...




Women with hairy armpits and whatnot?? More power to ya mate


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 01:51:48


Post by: Kovnik Obama


 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Kovnik Obama wrote:
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
when you have countries like France calling on us to all their dirty work when anything at all goes awry.


France has french women. If that's not worth saving, I don't know what is...




Women with hairy armpits and whatnot?? More power to ya mate


In my (admittedly humble) experience, that's a myth.

Also, Brigitte Bardot.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 01:58:28


Post by: Ouze


IMO, Barbeque.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 02:13:09


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


 motyak wrote:
To be fair I was posting a hot chick from your country. If us aussies start posting hot chicks from our country, the internet breaks from too much awesome.


As my quote in Motyak's sig suggests, I heartily agree with this sentiment, Aussie girls are awesome... I really should just change my name to Bruce and move already. Don't let the girlfriend find out though, Italian American girls are feisty and she'd skin my Irish arse alive.

Back OT

Why is America the greatest nation on earth? Well it's certainly not because of our popular brands of beer...

I'd say America's unique combination of statues with immigration, global business factors, etc have lead to our current state on top of the pile. I wouldn't say here is really better then any where else. I love my country and I'm happy to be where I am, but I'm sure I could be happy had I been born else where. Really if you're in the first world there's no use comparing because it's just a different part of Easy Street from the rest of the first world. Even being completely screwed in First World Europe or the U.S. beats the hell out of the "normal" life style of the second or third world.



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 02:15:15


Post by: Coolyo294


Minnesota mostly.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 02:17:38


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


 Coolyo294 wrote:
Minnesota mostly.


I am much more partial to Oregon myself At least there we have all of the major types of terrain: desert, beach, forest, rain forest, mountain, city. And each one is, depending on where you live only a couple hours at most away.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 02:23:04


Post by: labmouse42


 ENOZONE wrote:
What do you think? Why or why not? If not, which is and why? What defines greatness?
The US has the highest GDP of any country on earth. We have nearly three times the spending power of China, for example.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)

The US has the greatest military presence on the earth. We spend over 7 times on much on our military as Russia and six times as much as China.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_level_of_military_equipment

As far as quality of life for the people living in the country, that's debatable. I'm on buissness right now in Canada, and they seem to have a fine quality of life here.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 02:54:02


Post by: Orlanth


Q. Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth?

A. It isn't, we are.






Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 02:57:19


Post by: Chongara


It isn't. Not even close. Also the idea of a "Greatest Nation" is stupid.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 03:02:43


Post by: LoneLictor


There ain't a greatest nation on Earth. America is pretty good though. We've got a lot of cool rights, and a republic, and those kinda stuff. Some countries don't have 1st amendment type laws, so that sucks. I like being able to talk loudly.

I'm not very patriotic, unlike how a lot of other Americans are. It's not like its the only free nation or only 1st world nation on Earth. That being said, I'm still patriotic-ish. I root for America and I don't break the law, and that kinda stuff.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 03:14:45


Post by: Kovnik Obama


 Chongara wrote:
It isn't. Not even close. Also the idea of a "Greatest Nation" is stupid.


Those words. It's as if they describe ideas which are validly grounded in an understanding of the world that goes beyond that of a competitive jock.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 03:25:18


Post by: Huffy


Are some people here trying to say there are countries other than America? because I highly doubt that....because America is the only country that automatically makes us the greatest!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 03:27:38


Post by: whembly


By what criteria?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 03:28:48


Post by: Kovnik Obama


 whembly wrote:
By what criteria?


Intellectual limitations.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 03:30:51


Post by: whembly


 Kovnik Obama wrote:
 whembly wrote:
By what criteria?


Intellectual limitations.

From which state? Something happened recently that may impact that one way or another...


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 03:31:02


Post by: Testify


 Chongara wrote:
It isn't. Not even close. Also the idea of a "Greatest Nation" is stupid.

In the 21st century sure. It was relevent in the 50s, or in 1800 when it could be applied to the UK.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 03:48:32


Post by: Ratbarf


I would say it was, and then Lincoln ruined it.

^ That's not about slavery, that's about the increase of federal power, which has led America into the dreary state of affair in which it finds itself today.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 03:50:35


Post by: whembly


 Ratbarf wrote:
I would say it was, and then Lincoln ruined it.

^ That's not about slavery, that's about the increase of federal power, which has led America into the dreary state of affair in which it finds itself today.
\
er...what?

Please elaborate on this "dreary state of affair"...

I think I would beg to differ.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 03:55:41


Post by: ENOZONE


Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 ENOZONE wrote:
What do you think? Why or why not? If not, which is and why? What defines greatness?


Someone's been watching "Thank You For Smoking" lol


Please explain, I haven't seen the movie in over 5 years so I don't really know what you're talking about.

nomsheep wrote:
 ENOZONE wrote:
That's pretty nihilistic. Have you been everywhere in the globe? I haven't, but I enjoy quite a few locations and cultures - some within the US. Why does everywhere you've been suck?

Nope I haven't and don't want to and Many reasons. But it's not that everywhere sucks just that nowhere is the greatest.


Share with us your reasons. It's a fairly strong statement to say that nowhere on the planet is there a place of non-suckyness but not supporting the claim by saying, "Well, I haven't been everywhere, but have reasons why everywhere sucks."


And I fully support this claim. Just imagine if we diversified further..... but wait, that's a different website....

Just go to 4chan.


Or hub , or you , or surfers, lessons, or

And to clear things up, this question wasn't meant to be rhetorical - it's meant to tickle the brain.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 04:20:45


Post by: nomsheep



ENOZONE wrote:
nomsheep wrote:
ENOZONE wrote: That's pretty nihilistic. Have you been everywhere in the globe? I haven't, but I enjoy quite a few locations and cultures - some within the US. Why does everywhere you've been suck?

Nope I haven't and don't want to and many reasons. But it's not that everywhere sucks just that nowhere is the greatest.


Share with us your reasons. It's a fairly strong statement to say that nowhere on the planet is there a place of non-suckyness but not supporting the claim by saying, "Well, I haven't been everywhere, but have reasons why everywhere sucks."


I may not have made this clear but twas in response to your original question of why everywhere I'd been had sucked.

The last place I lived had a surprisingly high crime rate, (I myself was mugged three times in the space of a year,) low employment rates, most of the town centre has been replaced with new shops or nothing because the entire town is dying and it's completely covered in graffiti. So yup they really suck. And everyone seems to be on or have been on drugs at some point (though that may have just been my circle of friends).

It's not awful, but it's far from great. Therefore it does suck.




Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 04:31:02


Post by: rubiksnoob


The land is what does it for me. There are so many natural wonders concentrated in this country. Anyone who has visited any of the national parks can attest to the stunning beauty of the landscape. Grand Canyon National Park, Redwood National Park, Sequoia NP, Arches NP, The Great Sand Dunes NP, Crater Lake NP, The Everglades, Yosemite, Yellowstone, the Ne Pali Coast, Mount McKinley, Mt. St. Helens, the Rockies, the Appalachians, Glacier NP, the list goes on and on.

Now, I realize that a country is not the land it lays claim to, and all these natural wonders (and maybe more) would exist whether the US itself existed or not, and that there are other, equally magnificent works of nature elsewhere in the world. However, this does not preclude being proud of the variety, scale, and beauty of the natural landscape and wildlife that exists within our boundaries.





Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 04:34:38


Post by: Madcat87


I'm curious as to what reasoning you come to that America is the greatest nation on earth beyond the YEEHAW 'MERICA! brainwashing that seems fairly common.

Just by a quick little wiki you can find...

Ranked 4th in the Human development index (23rd if you bring in other factors)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index

Ranked 10th in economic freedom
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_of_Economic_Freedom

Ranked 19th in Democracy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Index

Ranked 23rd in Satisfaction with Life
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satisfaction_with_Life_Index

Ranked 88th in the Global Peace
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Peace_Index

Yeah any one of these list could be criticised and picked apart but I think it gets the message through.

I'd say the only reason America can even claim to be the greastest is because you have the most guns, a willingness to use them and no one is stupid enough to challenge the point.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 04:38:08


Post by: Ouze


Also, barbeque.

Ribs, mostly.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 04:44:46


Post by: whembly


 Madcat87 wrote:
I'm curious as to what reasoning you come to that America is the greatest nation on earth beyond the YEEHAW 'MERICA! brainwashing that seems fairly common.

Just by a quick little wiki you can find...

Ranked 4th in the Human development index (23rd if you bring in other factors)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index

Ranked 10th in economic freedom
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_of_Economic_Freedom

Ranked 19th in Democracy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Index

Ranked 23rd in Satisfaction with Life
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satisfaction_with_Life_Index

Ranked 88th in the Global Peace
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Peace_Index

Yeah any one of these list could be criticised and picked apart but I think it gets the message through.

You do what we say about statistics dontcha?

I'd say the only reason America can even claim to be the greastest is because you have the most guns, a willingness to use them and no one is stupid enough to challenge the point.

Yeah... pretty much this.

We may squabble with one another... but, woe to any outsider trying to butt in!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:04:32


Post by: CuddlySquig


 whembly wrote:

I'd say the only reason America can even claim to be the greastest is because you have the most guns, a willingness to use them and no one is stupid enough to challenge the point.

Yeah... pretty much this.

We may squabble with one another... but, woe to any outsider trying to butt in!

You think squabbling with guns is a point of pride?
If that's the criteria for greatest nation on earth than I guess Afghanistan is a lot greater than America. They have been in a state of social unrest since the 1980's. Kabul must be the widow capital of the world, given how many dead husbands there are. And woe to any outsider butting in? America has nothing on Afghanistan. Afghanistan has hundreds of years of history resisting occupation. They call Afghanistan the Graveyard of Empires.
Somalia, Pakistan, Pakistan's tribal areas and more are squabbling with one another with guns and bombs and 'woe to any outsider trying to butt in.'
And if you think having a lot of guns is such a cool thing, know that there are about 30 thousand suicides in USA and the largest percentage (I think it's half) of those are by firearms. Forget murder and shooting in self-defense, most people killed by guns in America are unhappy people killing themselves. And suicide becomes a lot easier when the methods a your disposal are lethal. Women try to kill themselves a lot more than men, but men use deadlier methods, like hanging and shooting. In fact, most suicide attempts fail. I wonder how much lower the American suicide rate would be if they didn't "have the most guns" and "willingness to use them."


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:07:51


Post by: DeathReaper


Might makes right:

http://www.globalfirepower.com/


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:08:57


Post by: Jihadin


Also, barbeque.

Ribs, mostly.


On charcoal....we know you UKers will never turn down an american BBQ......


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:11:42


Post by: nomsheep


 Jihadin wrote:
Also, barbeque.

Ribs, mostly.


On charcoal....we know you UKers will never turn down an american BBQ......


well. if you're offering.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:28:18


Post by: whembly


 CuddlySquig wrote:
 whembly wrote:

I'd say the only reason America can even claim to be the greastest is because you have the most guns, a willingness to use them and no one is stupid enough to challenge the point.

Yeah... pretty much this.

We may squabble with one another... but, woe to any outsider trying to butt in!

You think squabbling with guns is a point of pride?

Who says we're squabbling with guns?

If that's the criteria for greatest nation on earth than I guess Afghanistan is a lot greater than America.

lolwut?
They have been in a state of social unrest since the 1980's. Kabul must be the widow capital of the world, given how many dead husbands there are. And woe to any outsider butting in?

What does that have to do with the conversation on hand?
America has nothing on Afghanistan. Afghanistan has hundreds of years of history resisting occupation. They call Afghanistan the Graveyard of Empires.
Somalia, Pakistan, Pakistan's tribal areas and more are squabbling with one another with guns and bombs and 'woe to any outsider trying to butt in.'

Wait... are you saying we're "squabbling" amongs each other with guns and bombs, ala Pakistan/Afghanistan? Whatever you're smoking dude... PASS.IT.TO.ME!
And if you think having a lot of guns is such a cool thing, know that there are about 30 thousand suicides in USA and the largest percentage (I think it's half) of those are by firearms.

Uh... if someone wants to kill him/herself... they'd find something else if gunz weren't handy.
Forget murder and shooting in self-defense, most people killed by guns in America are unhappy people killing themselves.

um... what? seriously, what blend are you smoking? The Big Bud?
And suicide becomes a lot easier when the methods a your disposal are lethal.

I'm sensing a theme here...
Women try to kill themselves a lot more than men, but men use deadlier methods, like hanging and shooting. In fact, most suicide attempts fail. I wonder how much lower the American suicide rate would be if they didn't "have the most guns" and "willingness to use them."

aha! A gun hater! There's the answer.

Let me first start off by saying that I truly believe there's no fething reason to opt yourself out. None.

However, if someone decides it, they're going to do it irregardless if guns were accessible.

And now that I'm riled up... yes, America is fething awesome. We just had one of the most closest, hotly contested election in recent years... and THERE'S NO CIVIL WAR! YEAH!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:38:47


Post by: CuddlySquig


I'm not saying America is bad, I'm just saying that guns don't make a country great. Suicide is often a quick, sometimes ill-thought reaction. So yes, the methods accessible do make a difference on whether someone who tries to kill themselves succeed. I am also not a gun hater, I am just aware of the effect their proliferation has on the suicide rate.
 whembly wrote:

Forget murder and shooting in self-defense, most people killed by guns in America are unhappy people killing themselves.

um... what? seriously, what blend are you smoking? The Big Bud?

I'm not smoking anything. Proportionally, most gun deaths in America are suicides, not homicides. Shocking, isn't it?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:45:22


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


 CuddlySquig wrote:

I'm not smoking anything. Proportionally, most gun deaths in America are suicides, not homicides. Shocking, isn't it?


Not really, it's the same in Switzerland, you're not going to bother setting up a noose or pull out a straight razor if there's a Sig Saur assault rifle (an ACTUAL assault rifle) with ammunition in the closet now are you?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:48:15


Post by: Bromsy












Put a man on the goddamned moon.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:49:04


Post by: nomsheep


 Bromsy wrote:










Put a man on the goddamned moon.


Russia got to space long afore ya'll did.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:51:16


Post by: CuddlySquig


But the moon has nice photo ops! And a solid surface to place a nice flag.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 05:51:20


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


 nomsheep wrote:
 Bromsy wrote:










Put a man on the goddamned moon.


Russia got to space long afore ya'll did.


Sure but they pussied out after they got there.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 06:31:54


Post by: Ouze


That's only because there was no oil there.

They find oil on the moon, we'll be back in 3 months.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 07:14:17


Post by: Ratbarf


er...what?

Please elaborate on this "dreary state of affair"...

I think I would beg to differ.


Well, you've essentially become an Empire, your constitution is run over roughshod by your politicians and government nearly everyday and no one seems to care, your legal system is broken, your government is the most irresponsible out of the entire Western World, your democracy is broken, and the federal government and president frequently overstep their authority and no one bats an eyelash, infact they're frequently lauded for it. Lincoln was the pebble that started the avalanche, though he was more of a boulder than a pebble.

Basically if the founding fathers were to suddenly come back from the dead (with their faculties intact of course) I feel they would be utterly ashamed of what their once great country has become.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 07:26:21


Post by: Cheesecat


 Ratbarf wrote:
er...what?

Please elaborate on this "dreary state of affair"...

I think I would beg to differ.


Well, you've essentially become an Empire, your constitution is run over roughshod by your politicians and government nearly everyday and no one seems to care, your legal system is broken, your government is the most irresponsible out of the entire Western World, your democracy is broken, and the federal government and president frequently overstep their authority and no one bats an eyelash, infact they're frequently lauded for it. Lincoln was the pebble that started the avalanche, though he was more of a boulder than a pebble.

Basically if the founding fathers were to suddenly come back from the dead (with their faculties intact of course) I feel they would be utterly ashamed of what their once great country has become.


I heard that America is a nice place to live, apparently they have running water and electricity.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 08:16:37


Post by: JohnnoM


 Brother Captain Alexander wrote:
Because it is made of almost all nations of Earth combined ( settlers and all )?
Because of to much freedom it gave to it's citizens?
And because they use superior military power and diplomacy to get what they want trough war or sanctions?

WARNING: the posts in spoiler are probably not for Americans to read. No offence of any kind is written but it's still not for their eyes/
Spoiler:
Don't get me wrong, I love American people and culture. But I hate how their love to mess with foreign relationships and stick their nose into other countries business. Ok, so you helped us kick Hitler and won WW2 - thank you. That doesn't mean that whenever civil war or simple war starts you have to sanction and bombard everything, leave other countries business for them to handle ( like Syria, who cares if people die that's their internal thing and we shouldn't interfere ).

But that era will be over soon, as US economy is weakening and China is becoming stronger and stronger every day. Not to mention that Putin is planning to form USSR again ( as Euroasian Coalition yes, but still... ) and that he already reform and modernize Russian army. It is only a matter of decade when US will not be lone superpower anymore in the world.

US had a LOT of luck when it comes to history and warfare. With French help they won war against the British ( the only nation who was able to beat them in long terms ), and they are in position where they cannot be attacked by anyone ( 2 oceans form natural barrier for any other superpower to attack them ). They helped won WW1 by sending million solders when Germans already spent all their reserves. They helped won WW2 by overwhelming their foes like Orks ( they had 80,000 planes all types and over 50,000 Sherman tanks, do the math and it will get clear ) and they ended it by nuking two towns into oblivion...


But on the bright side US have many positive things, like giving every individual chance to succeed in life or at least having a normal life if it's possible. I also love many of US cities, how they are build and their monuments and buildings. I also love music bands coming from US and the thing I love most when it comes to USA - NASA

To tell you the truth, I would love to come and work in US some day. Because it's still great country for you to earn some money and actually build a house and secure you and your next two generations from several years work in it.


I absolutely love it when people who have no idea what they are talking about use this (the bolded, underlined and italiced text in the spoiler) as an argument for why America is bad, it makes me lol, hard. However, I don't want to start an off-topic gakstorm, so i won't say anything.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 08:38:32


Post by: Deathshead420


How can you ever answer this kind of question?

If i had to pick a greatest nation I would pick USA, not because I believe it's the best, because I couldn't pick the best, so I default to where I live.

I have never gone hungry, I have had a job since I was 14, I have had cable tv and internet for most of my life.

I have also been busted for smoking a plant that grows from the ground, peeing on a bush in a park, and being outside after a certain time( three different incidents btw)

Plus babyback ribs!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 08:45:34


Post by: BolingbrokeIV





Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 09:11:35


Post by: marv335


 Jihadin wrote:
No one can grill like us americans


You've clearly never been to either Argentina or Australia.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 09:40:13


Post by: Deathshead420


I went to a Brazilian steak house in Chicago and it was some of the best food I have ever had


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 12:48:52


Post by: labmouse42


 Madcat87 wrote:
I'd say the only reason America can even claim to be the greastest is because you have the most guns, a willingness to use them and no one is stupid enough to challenge the point.
The US had a GDP nearly 7 times as much as the UK, and over 10 times as much as Australia.

Simply put, American has much more sway over the global economy than any other single country. If power = great, America is great.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Bromsy wrote:
Put a man on the goddamned moon.
What have you done for me lately?
The last time a man set foot on the damn moon was December 1972.
We should be ashamed that its been 40 god-damned years since we did anything significant in space. Not touting how great it was.
First, NASA needs an overhaul. If private companies can spend people into space for less than it costs the government of China, NASA is doing something wrong.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpaceX
Secondly, after the overhaul, we should dramatically increase the NASA budget. NASAs budget is less than half it was (as a percentage of federal budget) than it was in 1992. Bring it back to a level where it can do some good.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budget_of_NASA


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 13:12:43


Post by: Seaward


 labmouse42 wrote:
Secondly, after the overhaul, we should dramatically increase the NASA budget. NASAs budget is less than half it was (as a percentage of federal budget) than it was in 1992. Bring it back to a level where it can do some good.

Democrats don't fund NASA nowadays. No votes in it.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 13:14:19


Post by: labmouse42


 Seaward wrote:
Democrats don't fund NASA nowadays. No votes in it.
Neither do Republicans. Bush and Obama have cut NASA.

Both parties are equally at fault. This is not a partisan issue. This is a US issue.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 13:33:47


Post by: Krellnus


 labmouse42 wrote:
 Madcat87 wrote:
I'd say the only reason America can even claim to be the greastest is because you have the most guns, a willingness to use them and no one is stupid enough to challenge the point.
The US had a GDP nearly 7 times as much as the UK, and over 10 times as much as Australia.

Simply put, American has much more sway over the global economy than any other single country. If power = great, America is great.

Not necessarily.
Australia produces:
More Iron Ore than you
More Alumina than you
More Bauxite than you
More Bismuth than you
More Uranium than you (as well as having 31% of the world's supply)
More Zinc than you
I'd like to see any first world country maintain its infrastructure without access to those resources
GDP =/= power, natural resources = power.



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 13:43:15


Post by: Seaward


You're contending that Australia's more powerful than the US?

Okay.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 13:48:59


Post by: labmouse42


Your argument has a few flaws in it, good sir.
 Krellnus wrote:
I'd like to see any first world country maintain its infrastructure without access to those resources
First, you make the assumption that because Australia produces more of those goods, that the US is dependent on the goods from Australia. Just because something is black, does not make it white. In a similar fashion, just because Australia produces more of those goods does not mean the US produces none.

 Krellnus wrote:
natural resources = power
By that logic, countries like Iran and Canada should be world powers due to their high amount of natural resources. Russia should be considered the most powerful nation in the world, by far.
http://247wallst.com/2012/04/18/the-worlds-most-resource-rich-countries/3/

I use GDP as the measuring stick because purchasing power is what effects the world economy. If the US falls, the global economy will take the biggest crash from any single country.

Note, I do not talk about 'quality of life' as what makes a great country. This is because 'great' is a very subjective term. If your talking about quality of life, then Ireland is where you want to live. Australia is also better than the US in this category.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality-of-life_Index


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 14:59:06


Post by: PhantomViper


 ENOZONE wrote:
What do you think? Why or why not? If not, which is and why? What defines greatness?


The only measure in which "America" might be considered the "Greatest Nation on Earth" is because you have the biggest military in said world.

By every other measurable quality, America is middle of the road to poor.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 15:01:07


Post by: thenoobbomb


Why would the USA be the greatest nation on earth?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 15:26:35


Post by: BolingbrokeIV


 thenoobbomb wrote:
Why would the USA be the greatest nation on earth?


Belt sizes.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 15:34:42


Post by: Frazzled


The USA is clearly the best. We utterly dominate the processed snack food industry.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 15:39:26


Post by: kronk


Anyone that says Country A is better than Country B is usually an idiot, unless Country B is Aruba.

I'm not scared of any Aruban, and I'm sure we could kick their ass in a war.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 15:53:54


Post by: Alfndrate


 Krellnus wrote:
 labmouse42 wrote:
 Madcat87 wrote:
I'd say the only reason America can even claim to be the greastest is because you have the most guns, a willingness to use them and no one is stupid enough to challenge the point.
The US had a GDP nearly 7 times as much as the UK, and over 10 times as much as Australia.

Simply put, American has much more sway over the global economy than any other single country. If power = great, America is great.

Not necessarily.
Australia produces:
More Iron Ore than you
More Alumina than you
More Bauxite than you
More Bismuth than you
More Uranium than you (as well as having 31% of the world's supply)
More Zinc than you
I'd like to see any first world country maintain its infrastructure without access to those resources
GDP =/= power, natural resources = power.



I will grant Australia the title as greatest world power if, and ONLY if you can find a way to weaponize and rally all those fething deadly critters that live in your country. Until then, the US will continue to slowly kill the world with the 7th, 8th, and 9th deadliest things on the planet. McDonalds, Coca-Cola, and KFC gravy.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 16:01:25


Post by: Frazzled


Yes but with KYC gravy, I'm going with a smile on my face.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 16:03:34


Post by: Alfndrate


 Frazzled wrote:
Yes but with KYC gravy, I'm going with a smile on my face.


Agreed



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 16:55:10


Post by: InquisitorVaron


Germany would be a good bet, not going as far down with the euro crisis. Being econmical methodical and with a low religion rate.

Combie that with Japan the UK Canada an America for that money! Oh and Norway and perhaps some of the other nordic countries. Perhaps australia and new zealand can join in. Why not everyone? Except the french, they can feth off.

Anywhere with a good human rights record in recent times is a candidate.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 17:00:40


Post by: Jihadin


Before you go though from KFC gravy.....need to add a few more holes to the belt and look into reinforce coffins...you are not allowed though to get buried with a KFC bucket of chicken, box of KFC bisquit, and two cups of KFC gravy


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 17:00:47


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Alfndrate wrote:
 Krellnus wrote:
 labmouse42 wrote:
 Madcat87 wrote:
I'd say the only reason America can even claim to be the greastest is because you have the most guns, a willingness to use them and no one is stupid enough to challenge the point.
The US had a GDP nearly 7 times as much as the UK, and over 10 times as much as Australia.

Simply put, American has much more sway over the global economy than any other single country. If power = great, America is great.

Not necessarily.
Australia produces:
More Iron Ore than you
More Alumina than you
More Bauxite than you
More Bismuth than you
More Uranium than you (as well as having 31% of the world's supply)
More Zinc than you
I'd like to see any first world country maintain its infrastructure without access to those resources
GDP =/= power, natural resources = power.



I will grant Australia the title as greatest world power if, and ONLY if you can find a way to weaponize and rally all those fething deadly critters that live in your country. Until then, the US will continue to slowly kill the world with the 7th, 8th, and 9th deadliest things on the planet. McDonalds, Coca-Cola, and KFC gravy.



You know, I bet that a month later, Australia will unveil its new doomsday weapon - the Orbital Drop Bear Strike Satellite.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 17:02:58


Post by: kronk


 Jihadin wrote:
Before you go though from KFC gravy.....need to add a few more holes to the belt and look into reinforce coffins...you are not allowed though to get buried with a KFC bucket of chicken, box of KFC bisquit, and two cups of KFC gravy


On that note, why do funeral homes offer a 25-year guaranteed coffin? Are you supposed to dig it up in 24 years and get your money back if it leaked or something?

Bury my ass in a pine box or cremate me and find a nice beach somewhere.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 17:04:16


Post by: Frazzled


 kronk wrote:
 Jihadin wrote:
Before you go though from KFC gravy.....need to add a few more holes to the belt and look into reinforce coffins...you are not allowed though to get buried with a KFC bucket of chicken, box of KFC bisquit, and two cups of KFC gravy


On that note, why do funeral homes offer a 25-year guaranteed coffin? Are you supposed to dig it up in 24 years and get your money back if it leaked or something?

Bury my ass in a pine box or cremate me and find a nice beach somewhere.


I want to be molded into bullets and shot at my enemies. I have a list.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 17:33:45


Post by: Inquisitor Lord Bane


Don't mind me, fethed up mah post. Edit later


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 17:57:31


Post by: Frazzled


 Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote:
Don't mind me, fethed up mah post. Edit later


This America HURR! uber dominance of processed foods is really getting glossed over here.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 18:18:55


Post by: Alfndrate


 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
 Alfndrate wrote:
 Krellnus wrote:
 labmouse42 wrote:
 Madcat87 wrote:
I'd say the only reason America can even claim to be the greastest is because you have the most guns, a willingness to use them and no one is stupid enough to challenge the point.
The US had a GDP nearly 7 times as much as the UK, and over 10 times as much as Australia.

Simply put, American has much more sway over the global economy than any other single country. If power = great, America is great.

Not necessarily.
Australia produces:
More Iron Ore than you
More Alumina than you
More Bauxite than you
More Bismuth than you
More Uranium than you (as well as having 31% of the world's supply)
More Zinc than you
I'd like to see any first world country maintain its infrastructure without access to those resources
GDP =/= power, natural resources = power.



I will grant Australia the title as greatest world power if, and ONLY if you can find a way to weaponize and rally all those fething deadly critters that live in your country. Until then, the US will continue to slowly kill the world with the 7th, 8th, and 9th deadliest things on the planet. McDonalds, Coca-Cola, and KFC gravy.



You know, I bet that a month later, Australia will unveil its new doomsday weapon - the Orbital Drop Bear Strike Satellite.


Cuddliest weapon of massed fething destruction ever. The tweens of this country would demand for Bieber's head on a pike as sacrifice to our new Koala Overlords.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 18:29:13


Post by: timetowaste85


America is the greatest nation because we have tacos.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 18:30:32


Post by: nomsheep


 timetowaste85 wrote:
America is the greatest nation because we have tacos.


Weren't they Mexican?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 18:39:52


Post by: Easy E


 Coolyo294 wrote:
Minnesota mostly.


+1


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 18:48:17


Post by: Seaward


Wait, are we going with "great" as in "nice and friendly," "great" as in "best," or "great" as in "powerful?"



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 18:51:28


Post by: purplefood


He could also mean "great" as in big...


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 18:52:25


Post by: nomsheep


 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 18:54:28


Post by: purplefood


 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.

I'm glad we solved this problem. Time for our celebratory party!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 19:13:24


Post by: Do_I_Not_Like_That


To give America it's due, when you ask for a cheesburger, you get a cheeseburger not the sorry excuse that passes for one in the UK.

On the negative side, they know feth all about real cheese, beer, and a majority of the population recently voted for a guy named after an oven glove to be president



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 19:14:33


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


I want to be cremated, a quarter of me should be stuck in the dirt somewhere so if anyone gives a gak they can come talk to me or whatever one does to dead people. The rest I want scattered into the jet stream.

Back to my skies to never stop flying? I'm good with that.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 19:52:29


Post by: ENOZONE


I like the idea of vengeful bullets.... I'm surprised the middle east or the bible belt hadn't thought of that yet....


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 19:53:24


Post by: Frazzled


 ENOZONE wrote:
I like the idea of vengeful bullets.... I'm surprised the middle east or the bible belt hadn't thought of that yet....


It has. You really can get yourself made into bullets of shotgun ammo. Ok the vengeless list is my idea.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 20:08:19


Post by: AustonT


 Seaward wrote:
You're contending that Australia's more powerful than the US?

Okay.

Let's map that response out.
Poster 1: the US has all the guns and is willing to use them.
Poster 2: GDP something
Poster 3 OZ is da best we make more of the thing the US wants.

He's not saying OZ is more powerful than the US, he's pointing out what a juicy target it is...obviously. While we're dropping by might as well take NZ, what are they going to do? Nuke us?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 20:17:05


Post by: Frazzled


Does that mean we get to do the Haka dances (imagines US football preceded by war dances). Yep thats worth Linebacker III. Warm up the B-52s...


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 20:17:20


Post by: DeathReaper


 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
To give America it's due, when you ask for a cheesburger, you get a cheeseburger not the sorry excuse that passes for one in the UK.

On the negative side, they know feth all about...beer.

Yea you clearly have not seen this:
http://www.worldbeerawards.com/beer/samuel_adams_boston_lager-3048.html


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:09:45


Post by: BolingbrokeIV


 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:15:21


Post by: nomsheep


 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:20:26


Post by: daedalus


How did I miss this thread?

The answer is obvious: Because we have the most country music proclaiming that "America = #1!" and, as if that wasn't enough, we wave our miniature American flag harder than you guys wave your puny, less garish flags.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:22:55


Post by: Alfndrate


 nomsheep wrote:
 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.


Don't need ter move when we got the rifles out *spits*

































*spitoon dings*


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:22:56


Post by: Kilkrazy


America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:25:40


Post by: daedalus


 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


We talking pure volume alone, or is a factor of enjoyability present? Volume alone I would agree, but Japan gets creepy at times.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:26:26


Post by: nomsheep


 daedalus wrote:
 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


We talking pure volume alone, or is a factor of enjoyability present? Volume alone I would agree, but Japan gets creepy at times.


That is what makes it enjoyable.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:30:29


Post by: Alfndrate


 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


/thread, Kk, you can lock this now.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:32:54


Post by: whembly


 Alfndrate wrote:
 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


/thread, Kk, you can lock this now.



But, there's a petition to Miley Cyrus and Jessie Andrews movie... that may push us over the top.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:53:45


Post by: Frazzled


 nomsheep wrote:
 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.

Thats why we have rocket propelled chainsaws, for just such a contingency.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 21:58:25


Post by: AustonT


 nomsheep wrote:
 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.
perhaps you missed the nearly equal sized bar next to ours that says "UK" underneath it.
It'd be like Sam Goodman chasing Roseanne Barr.

A reference I hope is not lost on anyone.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 22:04:56


Post by: nomsheep


Spoiler:
 AustonT wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.
perhaps you missed the nearly equal sized bar next to ours that says "UK" underneath it.
It'd be like Sam Goodman chasing Roseanne Barr.

A reference I hope is not lost on anyone.


we will have motorcycles, it's all planned ahead.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/13 22:32:43


Post by: Frazzled


 nomsheep wrote:
Spoiler:
 AustonT wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.
perhaps you missed the nearly equal sized bar next to ours that says "UK" underneath it.
It'd be like Sam Goodman chasing Roseanne Barr.

A reference I hope is not lost on anyone.


we will have motorcycles, it's all planned ahead.


Motorcycles vs. Ford 350 double dooleys...in the words of Robocop: "Dead or alive you're coming with me. "


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 01:08:41


Post by: Albatross


 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.

...but pixellates out all the important bits.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 04:51:05


Post by: sebster


America is a great country. Simply in terms of size and breadth (either in terms of people or geography) it is a great place. Culturally it is also great, having produced many of the great artistic movments of the 20th century.

But the idea of the 'greatest' country is just nonsense. How can anyone state one great country has more great parts than another great country. The whole idea is just ridiculous, really.



 Krellnus wrote:
Not necessarily.
Australia produces:
More Iron Ore than you
More Alumina than you
More Bauxite than you
More Bismuth than you
More Uranium than you (as well as having 31% of the world's supply)
More Zinc than you
I'd like to see any first world country maintain its infrastructure without access to those resources
GDP =/= power, natural resources = power.




Resources matter, but they are certainly not the only thing that matters, and they're not even the most important thing. GDP, for instance, really does matter more. This is why Australia has a position on the global stage that's a few ticks above it's relative standings in GDP, but never that far above it.

I mean, when the US decides to set on some diplomatic or economic policy Australia will jump on board and follow. This is because they are more powerful than us.


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 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


Actually, the US is the biggest producer of porn. By about a factor of ten, IIRC.

Variety on the other hand, I'll grant you. It can't really be measured, but from what I've seen of the Japanese stuff...


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 05:37:42


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


The Germans might have the Japanese beat in the "terrifying pornography" department, and they don't censor it.

Which honestly is not a good thing from what I've seen.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 05:52:10


Post by: ENOZONE


So.. the criteria of greatest nation includes so far: Money, military, food, natural resources, the adult film industry... and.... that's it?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 05:54:24


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


 ENOZONE wrote:
So.. the criteria of greatest nation includes so far: Money, military, food, natural resources, the adult film industry... and.... that's it?


Well what else would there be? Food, resources, porn, guns to defend the former entries from people who want your food, resources and porn and money to get all of the above.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 06:23:00


Post by: ENOZONE


Drugs? Ideals? Traditions?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 06:43:58


Post by: JohnnoM


 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
 ENOZONE wrote:
So.. the criteria of greatest nation includes so far: Money, military, food, natural resources, the adult film industry... and.... that's it?


Well what else would there be? Food, resources, porn, guns to defend the former entries from people who want your food, resources and porn and money to get all of the above.




Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 09:46:36


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


 JohnnoM wrote:
 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
 ENOZONE wrote:
So.. the criteria of greatest nation includes so far: Money, military, food, natural resources, the adult film industry... and.... that's it?


Well what else would there be? Food, resources, porn, guns to defend the former entries from people who want your food, resources and porn and money to get all of the above.




I am appropriately cowed by this gentleman's incredible facial hair.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 11:04:12


Post by: Do_I_Not_Like_That


Obviously I'm biased, but I'll make the case for Great (it's in the name ) Britain.

A tiny, island in the north atlantic, with scant resources and population (compared to larger countries) that built the modern world through trade, empire building, and the spread of the English language. And as a recent thread showed, invaded 90% of the world's countries at one time or another. Expect Mongolia, as nobody messes with them!

Obviously, you can pick holes in a lot of things about the UK, but in terms of legacy, and cultural achievement, nobody comes close. With Britain, there would have been no USA.

Case closed. I'm off to watch family guy whilst eating a krispy creme donought


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 11:36:13


Post by: Tibbsy


 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
Obviously I'm biased, but I'll make the case for Great (it's in the name ) Britain.

A tiny, island in the north atlantic, with scant resources and population (compared to larger countries) that built the modern world through trade, empire building, and the spread of the English language. And as a recent thread showed, invaded 90% of the world's countries at one time or another. Expect Mongolia, as nobody messes with them!

Obviously, you can pick holes in a lot of things about the UK, but in terms of legacy, and cultural achievement, nobody comes close. With Britain, there would have been no USA.

Case closed. I'm off to watch family guy whilst eating a krispy creme donought




I agree with this.

But I also admit I'm heavily biased as well!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 14:42:57


Post by: labmouse42


 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
Obviously, you can pick holes in a lot of things about the UK, but in terms of legacy, and cultural achievement, nobody comes close. With Britain, there would have been no USA.
The UK has been a great power and shaped the world, of that there is no doubt.
However, if you want to speak about historical context, would it not be fair to also mention the other world powers?
Britain may have helped to spread the English language, for example, but there are many Spanish speaking countries as well.
How can you compare the long arm of Britain to the power of the Roman Empire?

Going off historical context makes the question considerably more muddy -- which is why the question has been in terms of present day power.
I do wish to sound as if I speak ill of the UK. Per-capita, they wield considerable amount of power, and great amounts of comedic humor. Not only did the UK bring forth Warhammer 40k, it also brought the best-written television show of all time





Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 15:58:50


Post by: whembly


I know...

Albatross is visiting Nashville, TN next week.

Let's get his opinion when he gets back.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 16:42:35


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


I'd be open to discussing the Great Britain as the world's greatest, if in all that history you people could figure out how to make some decent chow.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 16:47:08


Post by: nomsheep


 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I'd be open to discussing the Great Britain as the world's greatest, if in all that history you people could figure out how to make some decent chow.


we invented potatoes.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 16:49:23


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 nomsheep wrote:
 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I'd be open to discussing the Great Britain as the world's greatest, if in all that history you people could figure out how to make some decent chow.


we invented potatoes.


Wrong :lex luthor face:. It was first domesticated in Peru.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_potato


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 18:31:10


Post by: Do_I_Not_Like_That


I don't want to run down the USA, it's a great country, and like any other country it has its good and bad points. Obvious alert!!

If the Romans are that good, then why did I always struggle with them in total war on the PC? And don't say it was because I was a bad player

As I said earlier, when the Americans start making decent bread, cheese and beer, then they can lecture us on chow!!

And don't get me started on root beer


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 18:43:25


Post by: AustonT


 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:

As I said earlier, when the Americans start making decent bread, cheese and beer, then they can lecture us on chow!!

And don't get me started on root beer

I've been to quite a few countries and I haven't really found any place that makes exceptionally better bread as here, especially the UK. Though I am rather partial to scones.
We literally have laws against good cheese.
And despite this constant bickering about beer I have yet to find a type of beer brewed on your silly island that isn't made here as well.

And also:
Spoiler:

That is all.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 18:45:58


Post by: Alfndrate


We have good cheese here, it doesn't have the rich tradition or history as other countries, but let's be honest, no one likes Vermont or Wisconsin.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 18:47:55


Post by: LordofHats


 Alfndrate wrote:
We have good cheese here, it doesn't have the rich tradition or history as other countries, but let's be honest, no one likes Vermont or Wisconsin.


Being honest, even Wisconsin doesn't like Wisconsin


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 18:48:16


Post by: Alfndrate


 LordofHats wrote:
 Alfndrate wrote:
We have good cheese here, it doesn't have the rich tradition or history as other countries, but let's be honest, no one likes Vermont or Wisconsin.


Being honest, even Wisconsin doesn't like Wisconsin


Wisconsin just likes the Packers and the Badgers...


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:15:17


Post by: Jihadin


Someone threw in potato eh....I counter with grilled corn on the cobb...buttered...salt and pepper.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:19:14


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


 Jihadin wrote:
Someone threw in potato eh....I counter with grilled corn on the cobb...buttered...salt and pepper.


No one does steak the way America does steak


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:23:28


Post by: labmouse42


 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Jihadin wrote:
Someone threw in potato eh....I counter with grilled corn on the cobb...buttered...salt and pepper.


No one does steak the way America does steak
You got to try the steak in Calgary, Canada. They know how to make a darn good steak in that city!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:23:41


Post by: Jihadin


If my wife ever get a posting to UK I will fire up the grill on a nice sunny day...with slight easy winds...and commence mental torture by overflooding the UKers since of smell of steaks over an open fire...throw in a babyback rib...with some beef ribs...asparagus.....I wll go all out and create my minions by enticing them with food.....


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:24:10


Post by: Alfndrate


 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Jihadin wrote:
Someone threw in potato eh....I counter with grilled corn on the cobb...buttered...salt and pepper.


No one does steak the way America does steak


To be fair, we tend to put steak with everything...

Breakfast: Steak and eggs

Lunch: Steakburgers

Dinner: Steak with a side of w/e you want, including more steak or even fish (shellfish)

4th Meal: Taco Bell XXL Steak Nachos....


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:26:18


Post by: purplefood


 Jihadin wrote:
If my wife ever get a posting to UK I will fire up the grill on a nice sunny day...with slight easy winds...and commence mental torture by overflooding the UKers since of smell of steaks over an open fire...throw in a babyback rib...with some beef ribs...asparagus.....I wll go all out and create my minions by enticing them with food.....

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:30:56


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


 Alfndrate wrote:
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Jihadin wrote:
Someone threw in potato eh....I counter with grilled corn on the cobb...buttered...salt and pepper.


No one does steak the way America does steak


To be fair, we tend to put steak with everything...

Breakfast: Steak and eggs

Lunch: Steakburgers

Dinner: Steak with a side of w/e you want, including more steak or even fish (shellfish)

4th Meal: Taco Bell XXL Steak Nachos....



Sometimes, we even go MORE American than that:

we eat Steak and Eggs, with Bacon; a Bacon and steakburger; a bacon wrapped steak with a side of bacon wrapped fish, etc.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:38:41


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Alfndrate wrote:
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Jihadin wrote:
Someone threw in potato eh....I counter with grilled corn on the cobb...buttered...salt and pepper.


No one does steak the way America does steak


To be fair, we tend to put steak with everything...

Breakfast: Steak and eggs

Lunch: Steakburgers

Dinner: Steak with a side of w/e you want, including more steak or even fish (shellfish)

4th Meal: Taco Bell XXL Steak Nachos....



Sometimes, we even go MORE American than that:

we eat Steak and Eggs, with Bacon; a Bacon and steakburger; a bacon wrapped steak with a side of bacon wrapped fish, etc.


And all of this is shoved into a turkey, wrapped in bacon.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:40:08


Post by: Alfndrate


And Deep-fried


Edit: The best turkey I've ever had was cooked in 2 different ways. The first was deep fried turkey, which is amazing! and then the second best was something I cooked that was covered in sage butter and then we put this like bacon shirt on the front of the bird to hold of the juices in and add the bacon flavoring


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:42:19


Post by: kronk


Deep Fried turkey is fething awesome.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:44:00


Post by: Hedgehog


America isn't the greatest country in the world - I've tasted its chocolate (though I don't think you can call a Hershey bar actual chocolate).

On this measure therefore Switzerland leads the way, with Belgium not too far behind...

Italy wins on the ice cream front.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:45:36


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


 Hedgehog wrote:
America isn't the greatest country in the world - I've tasted its chocolate (though I don't think you can call a Hershey bar actual chocolate).

On this measure therefore Switzerland leads the way, with Belgium not too far behind...

Italy wins on the ice cream front.


Well, if we want to really go down this road:

Italy wins Ice Cream
German wins beer
Switzerland wins watches
Scotland wins whisky (or whiskey if you prefer)




...and 'Murica wins in trucks


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:45:53


Post by: Cheesecat


 kronk wrote:
Deep Fried turkey is fething awesome.


And this is why so many Americans are overweight.



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:50:01


Post by: Alfndrate


 Cheesecat wrote:
 kronk wrote:
Deep Fried turkey is fething awesome.


And this is why so many Americans are overweight.



Are you kidding me?!

it's the McDonalds on every street corner Wait you're telling me I can sit in a line for 10 minutes to get a burger that costs 5 cents to make? I mean you get better and quicker service walking in to the place lol


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 21:53:16


Post by: Cheesecat


 Alfndrate wrote:
 Cheesecat wrote:
 kronk wrote:
Deep Fried turkey is fething awesome.


And this is why so many Americans are overweight.



Are you kidding me?!

it's the McDonalds on every street corner Wait you're telling me I can sit in a line for 10 minutes to get a burger that costs 5 cents to make? I mean you get better and quicker service walking in to the place lol


You can still eat crap and be thin so long as you're active enough to use up those calories, what's really causing obesity is a combination of inactivity and bad diets.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 22:01:15


Post by: Alfndrate


Fad Diets?

Yeah we got those here.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 22:08:19


Post by: Frazzled


 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Hedgehog wrote:
America isn't the greatest country in the world - I've tasted its chocolate (though I don't think you can call a Hershey bar actual chocolate).

On this measure therefore Switzerland leads the way, with Belgium not too far behind...

Italy wins on the ice cream front.


Well, if we want to really go down this road:

Italy wins Ice Cream
German wins beer
Switzerland wins watches
Scotland wins whisky (or whiskey if you prefer)




...and 'Murica wins in trucks


Jim Beam, Southern Comfort, and the entire nation of Ireland would like to have a word with you.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 22:10:39


Post by: Alfndrate


Don't forget Lynchburg, TN


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 22:10:40


Post by: Cheesecat


 Alfndrate wrote:
Fad Diets?

Yeah we got those here.


I said bad diets not fad diets, but I don't think fad diets really work.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 22:10:41


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


 Frazzled wrote:

Jim Beam, Southern Comfort, and the entire nation of Ireland would like to have a word with you.


let them come, I honestly prefer a good single malt to a blend, Irish, Bourbon, or Kentucky whiskey.

Although, I think we also win here in America with historical celebrities... I mean, it's hard to beat quotes from Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Samuel Colt and the like


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 22:21:06


Post by: Frazzled


 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Frazzled wrote:

Jim Beam, Southern Comfort, and the entire nation of Ireland would like to have a word with you.


let them come, I honestly prefer a good single malt to a blend, Irish, Bourbon, or Kentucky whiskey.

Although, I think we also win here in America with historical celebrities... I mean, it's hard to beat quotes from Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Samuel Colt and the like


I don't know. I'm not too familiar with whisky.

lets add a few.
Tequila: Mexico (derp derp!)
Rum: dark: Jamaica/Grenada
Rum: light: Spanish Carribean
Vodka: Russia (In Stalinist Russia, you don't drink vodka, vodka drinks you!) except for Titos - go Austin!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 22:43:01


Post by: Kilkrazy


 AustonT wrote:
 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:

As I said earlier, when the Americans start making decent bread, cheese and beer, then they can lecture us on chow!!

And don't get me started on root beer

I've been to quite a few countries and I haven't really found any place that makes exceptionally better bread as here, especially the UK. Though I am rather partial to scones.
We literally have laws against good cheese.
And despite this constant bickering about beer I have yet to find a type of beer brewed on your silly island that isn't made here as well.

And also:
Spoiler:

That is all.


Well, there you go then.

The Scilly Isles have a population of not much over 2,000 and the entire United States just matches their beer output variety.

I think no more comment is needed here.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 22:51:00


Post by: AustonT


Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Frazzled wrote:

Jim Beam, Southern Comfort, and the entire nation of Ireland would like to have a word with you.


let them come, I honestly prefer a good single malt to a blend, Irish, Bourbon, or Kentucky whiskey.

Although, I think we also win here in America with historical celebrities... I mean, it's hard to beat quotes from Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, Samuel Colt and the like

Part 1: I genuinely prefer corn mash bourbons to single malts; it's a matter of personal taste. It's like coke and pepsi except in this case mine is cheaper than yours too :p

Part 2: I can think of more interesting historical celebrities than all of those both American and otherwise.


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@KK
/gential assault.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 23:06:18


Post by: BolingbrokeIV


Shakespeare went to school with Mark Twain and Ernest Hemingway and repeatedly humiliated them, made them do his maths homework and stole their lunch money.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/14 23:11:30


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


 Glorioski wrote:
Shakespeare went to school with Mark Twain and Ernest Hemingway and repeatedly humiliated them, made them do his maths homework and stole their lunch money.


Hemingway more like whooped the crap out of that fairy shakespeare, and wrestled a bear, whilst eating a bacon-wrapped steak all at the same time


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 00:12:25


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


Shakespeare was a woman.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 00:16:46


Post by: rubiksnoob


 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:

With Britain, there would have been no USA. . .

I'm off to watch family guy whilst eating a krispy creme donought


And without the USA, there would be neither of those; we've come full circle!


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 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
Shakespeare was a woman.



And worse, she was Jane Austen's bitch, too.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 00:53:50


Post by: ENOZONE


Not totting American literature, but Mark Twain was probably the greatest writer of all time - and there is evidence that Shakespeare may not have been a single person...


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 01:06:52


Post by: AustonT


 ENOZONE wrote:
Not totting American literature, but Mark Twain was probably the greatest writer of all time - and there is evidence that Shakespeare may not have been a single person...

Thats kind of a dubious "may" though.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 02:02:46


Post by: Frazzled


 Glorioski wrote:
Shakespeare went to school with Mark Twain and Ernest Hemingway and repeatedly humiliated them, made them do his maths homework and stole their lunch money.

Twain made Shakespeare his jailhouse . Am I doing it right?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 02:49:34


Post by: ENOZONE


 AustonT wrote:
 ENOZONE wrote:
Not totting American literature, but Mark Twain was probably the greatest writer of all time - and there is evidence that Shakespeare may not have been a single person...

Thats kind of a dubious "may" though.


Not really, we spent some time talking about it in my high school AP English class. There were 2-3 writers at the time who wrote almost exactly the same material and style he did. Considering how much political clout Shakespeare had at the time, it wasn't far fetched for these writers to have donned him as a moniker to escape persecution for their satirical views of the king at the time - an offense that could get your head chopped off.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 03:08:16


Post by: Cheesecat


I enjoy living in Canada and laughing at Americans who think they're "The Greatest Nation on Earth" they don't know what they're missing out on, this gak is thoroughly good.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 03:09:06


Post by: whembly


 Cheesecat wrote:
I enjoy living in Canada and laughing at Americans who think they're "The Greatest Nation on Earth" they don't know what they're missing out on, this gak is thoroughly good.


What gak?

?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 03:16:12


Post by: Cheesecat


I'm just joking, I just irks me a bit to see all these "my nation has a bigger dick than yours" -type comments, like you can somehow measure that just say you like your country and leave it that. You're not well traveled or experienced enough to know what the greatest nation is (Canada

obviously) besides every country has it's pros and cons (except Afghanistan it only has cons).


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 03:16:45


Post by: labmouse42


 Cheesecat wrote:
I enjoy living in Canada and laughing at Americans who think they're "The Greatest Nation on Earth" they don't know what they're missing out on, this gak is thoroughly good.
Canada is pretty cool. I enjoy it when work takes me up there for a week at at time.


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 Cheesecat wrote:
(except Afghanistan it only has cons).
Perhaps if you like collecting mines?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 03:35:10


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


labmouse42 wrote:
 Cheesecat wrote:
(except Afghanistan it only has cons).
Perhaps if you like collecting mines?


Or perhaps you have some serious issues with women's lib? Like women being able to read for example.



Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 03:39:34


Post by: Ratbarf


Well, Canada actually had a shot at being the Greatest nation the Earth has ever seen.

We could have had British culture, French Cuisine, and American technology. Instead we ended up with American culture British Cuisine and French Technology.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 03:49:50


Post by: AustonT


 ENOZONE wrote:
 AustonT wrote:
 ENOZONE wrote:
Not totting American literature, but Mark Twain was probably the greatest writer of all time - and there is evidence that Shakespeare may not have been a single person...

Thats kind of a dubious "may" though.


Not really, we spent some time talking about it in my high school AP English class. There were 2-3 writers at the time who wrote almost exactly the same material and style he did. Considering how much political clout Shakespeare had at the time, it wasn't far fetched for these writers to have donned him as a moniker to escape persecution for their satirical views of the king at the time - an offense that could get your head chopped off.
Multi authorship is an even smaller fringe than anti-Stratford theories. What you are talking about has the same scholarly support as the aliens built the pyramids theory.
Good luck with that.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 04:02:34


Post by: sebster


 Cheesecat wrote:
You can still eat crap and be thin so long as you're active enough to use up those calories, what's really causing obesity is a combination of inactivity and bad diets.


You can do enough to burn off the weight, but you'll still get the clogged arteries and other problems associated with high fat, high salt diets. Which is better than having that diet and sitting on the couch all day... but still a lot worse than eating right and exercising.


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 ENOZONE wrote:
Not totting American literature, but Mark Twain was probably the greatest writer of all time - and there is evidence that Shakespeare may not have been a single person...


Not really. There's some theories that basically run on 'we don't know that much so let's make some gak up for fun' but that's about it.


But I agree that Twain was a remarkable writer. The combination of wit and social conscience is a powerful thing. And to bring it back to the original topic, Twain is one of many great American writers. The US in general has its cultural achievements ignored, in part because everyone (Americans included) seems to love bashing the crappiest parts of American culture. But amidst the constant stream of terrible stuff there's also a steady release of great works of art, and great artists, and most of them are uniquely American artists.

Could Mark Twain have been anything but an American? What about Cormac McCarthy? Or Truman Capote?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 04:12:37


Post by: Cheesecat


 sebster wrote:
 Cheesecat wrote:
You can still eat crap and be thin so long as you're active enough to use up those calories, what's really causing obesity is a combination of inactivity and bad diets.


You can do enough to burn off the weight, but you'll still get the clogged arteries and other problems associated with high fat, high salt diets. Which is better than having that diet and sitting on the couch all day... but still a lot worse than eating right and exercising.


I agree, what you eat is still important.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 04:14:46


Post by: sebster


 ENOZONE wrote:
Not really, we spent some time talking about it in my high school AP English class. There were 2-3 writers at the time who wrote almost exactly the same material and style he did. Considering how much political clout Shakespeare had at the time, it wasn't far fetched for these writers to have donned him as a moniker to escape persecution for their satirical views of the king at the time - an offense that could get your head chopped off.


This is a really good example of why you shouldn't just accept stuff you learned in highschool.

'Escaping persecution' just doesn't make sense. The plays weren't written, then distributed in secret. They were performed, the people involved in performing and financing the plays were known. They were in public by the sheer nature of putting on a play for the public. To think that the performers would perform the work of playwrights who were afraid to put their name to the work makes little sense. To think that the king might crack down on the performers, but have no means to discover the original author of the work... when he's got all these actors and stage hands under arrest makes absolutely none at all.

There's also the problem that Shakespeare's plays were written to support the existing monarchy. What is Richard II but a politcal attack on an old monarch, designed to shore up the present lineage?


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 04:55:31


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Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 05:10:02


Post by: Cheesecat


 whembly wrote:
 Cheesecat wrote:
I enjoy living in Canada and laughing at Americans who think they're "The Greatest Nation on Earth" they don't know what they're missing out on, this gak is thoroughly good.


What gak?


Canada obviously (all of it even our STD's).


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 08:19:21


Post by: BolingbrokeIV


 sebster wrote:
 ENOZONE wrote:
Not really, we spent some time talking about it in my high school AP English class. There were 2-3 writers at the time who wrote almost exactly the same material and style he did. Considering how much political clout Shakespeare had at the time, it wasn't far fetched for these writers to have donned him as a moniker to escape persecution for their satirical views of the king at the time - an offense that could get your head chopped off.


This is a really good example of why you shouldn't just accept stuff you learned in highschool.

'Escaping persecution' just doesn't make sense. The plays weren't written, then distributed in secret. They were performed, the people involved in performing and financing the plays were known. They were in public by the sheer nature of putting on a play for the public. To think that the performers would perform the work of playwrights who were afraid to put their name to the work makes little sense. To think that the king might crack down on the performers, but have no means to discover the original author of the work... when he's got all these actors and stage hands under arrest makes absolutely none at all.

There's also the problem that Shakespeare's plays were written to support the existing monarchy. What is Richard II but a politcal attack on an old monarch, designed to shore up the present lineage?


Actually Richard II's character in the play has been argued to be analogous with Elizabeth the first in her last years of rule when it was released. Saying that I think the conspiracy theories regarding Shakespeare are pretty baseless and seem to be people looking for a more romantic story to put to the greatest playwright who ever lived. For one thing the only candidate which makes sense, Edward De Vere, died years before many of Shakespeare's plays were released.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 08:54:40


Post by: sebster


 Glorioski wrote:
Actually Richard II's character in the play has been argued to be analogous with Elizabeth the first in her last years of rule when it was released.


Sorry, type on my part, meant Richard III. Rise of the Tudors and all that.

I wasn't aware of that regarding Richard II (I've not seen the play yet), but it makes sense given what I know of his reign. Thanks for the information.

Saying that I think the conspiracy theories regarding Shakespeare are pretty baseless and seem to be people looking for a more romantic story to put to the greatest playwright who ever lived. For one thing the only candidate which makes sense, Edward De Vere, died years before many of Shakespeare's plays were released.


Yeah, I think like a lot of things the original reason for speculation was pretty distasteful - people disbelieving that a commoner could be such a great writer, but while the classism died away the speculation never did. So now it is, as you say, a romantic story, and one that hinges on the idea that so much is unknown from that period so we can have some fun making gak up.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 10:04:42


Post by: BolingbrokeIV


There is actually a lot of evidence to support that William Shakespeare of Stratford upon Avon was indeed the writer of those plays. There was a study done on it where they applied an algorithm to all his works and the works of the other supposed Shakespeares, looking at language, sentence structure etc. and it showed a very high likeliness that all his plays were written by the same person and unlikely to be written by the others. He also came from a similar background to other playwrights like Ben Jonson which would suggest there was no problem there.

Btw Richard II is a brilliant play but has rarely been filmed. The BBC did it this year though (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A89wTSJ_j8g) well worth a watch if you're interested.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 11:03:54


Post by: htj


It's also worth noting that it really doesn't matter who wrote Shakespeare's plays. It doesn't really affect the nature of them at all. They are what they are, no matter what kind of a person wrote them.

People love historical 'mysteries' though.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 11:53:13


Post by: Frazzled


 Cheesecat wrote:
I'm just joking, I just irks me a bit to see all these "my nation has a bigger dick than yours" -type comments, like you can somehow measure that just say you like your country and leave it that. You're not well traveled or experienced enough to know what the greatest nation is (Canada

obviously) besides every country has it's pros and cons (except Afghanistan it only has cons).


You're just jealous because we utterly kick your ass in the processed food department. Admit your inferiority and things will go much more smoothly.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 15:45:34


Post by: nomsheep


George Orwell is the greatest writer ever.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 16:16:17


Post by: whembly


 Frazzled wrote:
 Cheesecat wrote:
I'm just joking, I just irks me a bit to see all these "my nation has a bigger dick than yours" -type comments, like you can somehow measure that just say you like your country and leave it that. You're not well traveled or experienced enough to know what the greatest nation is (Canada

obviously) besides every country has it's pros and cons (except Afghanistan it only has cons).


You're just jealous because we utterly kick your ass in the processed food department. Admit your inferiority and things will go much more smoothly.

But, they have us beat by virtue of Maple Syrup. You can't discount that! They have a FETHING strategic reserve!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 16:38:41


Post by: Alfndrate


 whembly wrote:
 Frazzled wrote:
 Cheesecat wrote:
I'm just joking, I just irks me a bit to see all these "my nation has a bigger dick than yours" -type comments, like you can somehow measure that just say you like your country and leave it that. You're not well traveled or experienced enough to know what the greatest nation is (Canada

obviously) besides every country has it's pros and cons (except Afghanistan it only has cons).


You're just jealous because we utterly kick your ass in the processed food department. Admit your inferiority and things will go much more smoothly.

But, they have us beat by virtue of Maple Syrup. You can't discount that! They have a FETHING strategic reserve!


Ohio has you covered... Gak's like 55 bucks for a half gallon, but it's damn fine...

Also Orwell is okay, I feel many of his essays are far better than his novels, but then again they are also shorter


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 16:41:05


Post by: Frazzled


 whembly wrote:
 Frazzled wrote:
 Cheesecat wrote:
I'm just joking, I just irks me a bit to see all these "my nation has a bigger dick than yours" -type comments, like you can somehow measure that just say you like your country and leave it that. You're not well traveled or experienced enough to know what the greatest nation is (Canada

obviously) besides every country has it's pros and cons (except Afghanistan it only has cons).


You're just jealous because we utterly kick your ass in the processed food department. Admit your inferiority and things will go much more smoothly.

But, they have us beat by virtue of Maple Syrup. You can't discount that! They have a FETHING strategic reserve!


We have maple syrup too. PLus thats why we have Seal Team 27 constantly flying in stealth C17s on the border ready to deploy and recover these reserves at a moment's notice if it ever comes to that. The US will not allow a Maple Syrup Gap Mr. President!


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 16:54:05


Post by: nomsheep


 Alfndrate wrote:


Also Orwell is okay, I feel many of his essays are far better than his novels, but then again they are also shorter


1984 is amazing.


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 18:03:38


Post by: Alfndrate


I've read it, it is amazing, but I prefer his essays. Though the version of 1984 I read was trippy... it was in full color and in some fashion it says Big Brother is Watching on every page, and when the book is close the pages themselves spell that out...


Why Is America the Greatest Nation on Earth? @ 2012/11/15 18:13:13


Post by: nomsheep


 Alfndrate wrote:
I've read it, it is amazing, but I prefer his essays. Though the version of 1984 I read was trippy... it was in full color and in some fashion it says Big Brother is Watching on every page, and when the book is close the pages themselves spell that out...


I have only read one of his essays, which was about the destruction of the English language., It was actually really cool.

i read an eBook version so i didn't see the part with the pages, but it appears to be all bit of the effect.