Feel free to add to the list!

1. My Imperator Titan gets a cover save.
2. Sisters of Battle are overpowered.
3. Could you run 9 Vendettas next game?
4. As a Green Tide player, I find my movement phase enjoyable.

As a guard player i find that i dont need cover... that 5+ save really helps!

You brought enough dakka.

"Sir, I must ask you to remove your knife from my chest".

"Need a dispenser here!".

"I think orphaned babies should be ground up and sold as bath salts to the poor".

"I played Skyrim yesterday and I totally stopped Halo from firing".

"You know what I like? Noodle coffee".

"I really wish they made more sequels to Fat Albert, the movie".

"Hey butthead, hehehehehe, pull my finger".

"Bart Simpson should really adjust the purple level in his marker".

"I just finished running 100 miles around your mother!".

"You're an atheist? I believe in an all knowing cheese god, I'll have you know!".

I was going to make jokes about painted armies/GW prices/dice but I decided to write things that really wouldn't be heard during a game of 40k.

No it's cool, I believe it scattered in the direction you said it did.

Wow. I can't believe all three vendettas got blown up and took out their troops in the crash before dealing any damage.

My girlfriend...

that's it.

Necrons are good in close combat....

Price decrease.

"I play for fun"

Its ok, I like Stilton, bring the strongest cheese you can.

"I'm just going to let you assault me without overwatching."

And that's how I met your mother.

'My ork hits on 2's'

"So my Fire Warriors win that round of combat. Are you fearless or do you need a leadership check?"

"My, what a balanced and enjoyable game that was. I'd like to play against your Tyranid army again sometime."

 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
My girlfriend...

that's it.

I heard that once.
Magic!

Im running a dragowing with no termies!!!!!!!!!

"This game isn't random enough."

"I don't need to upgrade. Lasguns are all I need."

"If you look closely enough, you can see that all of my lasguns are twin-linked..... see, I modelled flashlights on their bayonet lugs."

This is a cheap game to get into...

6th is such an improvement...

I play 40K becuase its rules mechanics are much tighter than other miniature game systems...

"HA! I knew I could out gun your Guard army with my Orks!"

"Anybody want to order some food? I'm buying."

"No I don't mind you picking up the dice that hit instead of missed."

"Hey my girlfriend has a bunch of hot friends who think 40K is a huge turn on!"

Thorgrim Bloodcrow wrote:


"Hey my girlfriend has a bunch of hot friends who think 40K is a huge turn on!"

Oh my god. This.

"Let's NOT listen to Metal"

TheCustomLime wrote:
"You're an atheist? I believe in an all knowing cheese god, I'll have you know!".

This is now my religion. All hail the mighty cheesus.

"Hey there son, I'm from ESPN. How'd you like to play Warhammer professionally for millions of dollars?"

"The LGS bathroom smells great!"

"I sure love playing against Gunline Guard"

"I sure love playing against Elysian Guard"

"I sure love playing against Parking-lot Guard"

"My girlfriend got me into 40k."

"My girlfriend loved the Thunderhawk I bought her for her Birthday."

and last but not least, the one I'm still hoping for:

"Hi, I'm Taylor Swift. You're strikingly handsome, and an excellent 40k General. Marry me and be the subject of one of my Albums."

-CaptainGrey

Well, that was a very smooth and balanced game of Daemons vs Grey Knights, the Daemons won, and with not a whiff of cheese in the air!

"Awesome, you're playing Necrons!"

 Necroshea wrote:
No it's cool, I believe it scattered in the direction you said it did.

Aah yes, this! It's a real issue in our group.
The worst part was when they rolled a couple of plates away and "tried" to make it scatter east instead of north-direction.

I really want to start bringing this to our games: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/ARISTO-GEO_DREIECK_1550_indiziert_transparent.png
Just so I can point out how bad they are lying about their scatter.

Of course that large blast covers all 20 of my spaced apart battle sisters. Go ahead and roll for damage.

 CaptainGrey wrote:
""The LGS bathroom smells great!"

At least your LGS has a bathroom. We have to walk a couple of streets to use one. And when the manager wants to go, he just chucks us out and locks the store for 5 minutes.

Check out this new deoderant I bought.

"Tau of course are known to excel in assault.."

"The greatest strength of the Dark Eldar is their resilience."

"..immaculately constructed Ork vehicle.."

"Dont worry, I trust you are telling me the truth abour the unit"

Hey ladies

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
Hey ladies

*cough*

Do we really need to start that stupid argument again so soon?


[edit: which, incidently, is both a response to this thread and to the post above ]

"I brought too many orks"

Tyranids beat Grey Knights!

"Oh my god, those Eldar are so overpowered and underpriced!"

"Your guardsmen just killed my squad of Terminators? Good job!"

"I think Space Marines should get more attention, they are so woefully under-represented in 40K."

"Why yes, these models were very reasonably priced and free of casting defects."

“You know you are right, this changes my opinion on that rule!”

"Are you taking up Grey Knights? That's well and truly fascinating!"

"How about I help you buy some of those minis?"

"I'm sorry I cheated. Well and truly sorry."

 Melissia wrote:
*cough*

Do we really need to start that stupid argument again so soon?

Sounds like you're looking for one.

"do you think this is herpes?"

 AustonT wrote:
"do you think this is herpes?"

Actually, I have heard that, although they were talking about a Nurgle model...

Painbiro wrote:
Feel free to add to the list!

1. My Imperator Titan gets a cover save.
2. Sisters of Battle are overpowered.
3. Could you run 9 Vendettas next game?
4. As a Green Tide player, I find my movement phase enjoyable.

I've had a guy claim cover on his warhound titan. It wasn't even a building, it was a statue.

Waaay too many people in this thread who've never had girlfriends.

Amongst my friends:

"My army is totally WYSIWYG"

"40k always calms me down"

"I don't have any tanks this time"

"I'll give you the benefit of the doubt"

"Of course I have a physical copy of my codex"

 BryllCream wrote:
Waaay too many people in this thread who've never had girlfriends.

Interesting assumption.

If I'm interpreting it correctly, this is aimed at all the "Girls? In my LGS?" posts.

But you're forgetting that plenty of LGS's literally have no girls. So those posts are more out of truth than neckbeardishness.

"You know who I played against the other day? Tom Kirby. Had his original Squat army proxying as IG".

"Space Marines? No one here owns Space Marines".

"Hey the new flayed ones look awesome."
"Damn, I can just never beat those vespid."
"Hey guys, I freaking love Mat Ward"

"Of course i'll let you rewrite your list, list tailoring is awesome"

"Whats that? You want to change Metallica for Taylor Swift? Of course, it totally adds to the mood of the game...."

"Hey! I bought beer for everyone!"

 Sarigar wrote:


6th is such an improvement....

This, gets said a lot by my gaming group

"I really enjoyed fighting you with my Daemons. What were those units called? Strike Squads?"

I got a couple more, more 40k related.

"You know, I feel that Heavy Bolters are just superior to Lascannons in Heavy Weapons Squads".

"Aw, dang, your unit just lost in assault. I'm sorry about that".

"Wow, you paid some guy to paint your army? That's cool, I just used my own blood to paint mine. They are Khorne daemons, after all".

"I know we agreed to play fluffy, so I apologize for spamming long fangs and rune priests"

"Needs more mandrakes"

'I do feel bad for, the least GW could do is give the Helldrake a buff'

"svgb. ;kiptuhatn jhh['jdhznrnxegh;/rguohn b"

"Those Wyches really need to wear more clothes."

"Wow, I sure made a lot of mistakes during that game."

"Wow, those Flamers and Screamers are really cool, bring more next time?"

"Hey guys, sorry I took so long, I had to get a shower..."

From the club I frequent
"Oh wow! A Tau player your more than welcome*

"Random charge range is so awesome."

"Erm, you can't snipe my Slaanesh sorcerer, as you can clearly see, he's attached to that unit of Khorne berzerkers with Kharn, who are all about to assault that lone grot over there in the distance"

"You should bring more scythes next time, 7 is just not enough"

"Cron air is not cheese"

"Dreadknight is the best model GW wver made"

"This reminds me of that one thread on Dakka where Forgeworld was discussed calmly, objectively, in a polite manner."

"Sorry I'm a bit late, had to jump in a quick shower"

"Aren't these new dark angel models gorgeous?"

"No thanks, I've already eaten"

"I think she's looking at me, you know"

"My favourite thing about this hobby is that we're all so alike, often groups of people involved in some past-time or another are generalised unfairly but with all us 40k players the generalisation is totally ok because we actually are all completely the same. I'm fat, so are you. I'm socially uncomfortable, so are you. I do this, so do you. I do that, so do you. I like metal, so do.... wait.... what?..... What's this Tinie T...e...m...p...a...h??"

EDIT:

"Hey, you just repeated the exact thing I just said. It's ok, I forgive you. It was clearly an honest oversight on your part. These things happen, no harm done. Great minds think alike, hey?... Ahem, soz"

"Oh, man. I love it when you touch my models after man handling 14 pepperoni pizza slices. What is hard work?"

 Harriticus wrote:
Tyranids beat Grey Knights!

I am currently doing this right now.

you make me horny.

did you see that GW was voted as the company with the most balanced rules and long term support for all their product lines?

'So GW is doing a retro week, where they are rolling back all their prices to the 90's'

I really have no issues with the new codex

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
I really have no issues with the new codex

O so Mat Ward wrote this new one, well at least it should be balanced.

"I think [Insert Tau, Dark Eldar, or the oldest current codex here] is perfectly viable in every way. I hope they don't come out with a new codex soon."

"My Fire Warriors sweeping advance your guys."
(This actually happened against me. It was grots, but still.. WHAT!?)

"I am sincerely sorry that your Terminators failed all five of their armor saves."

"Oh, you forgot to move with that unit? Go ahead, we'll just re-do the entire turn."

"Well, I suppose your one Guardsman DOES have LoS to my Warlord's finger, so sure you can shoot at him!"

"Wow, that was really convenient how your totally fluffy list brought 40 pie plates against my Green Tide!"

EDIT: Well, I suppose you could hear all of these sarcastically in my gaming group....

Wow, Aun'va won me that game, I should really bring him more for his superior badass rules, overpowered stat line and low points cost. All hail the Space Pope

"Ooh! Ooh! Turn the radio up, I LOVE this One Direction song!"

"What's porn?"

"I'm sorry, what's a 'My Little Pony?'"

 Avatar 720 wrote:
"I'm sorry, what's a 'My Little Pony?'

Not honestly sure what to think of this one. I think it may actually be said though.

"Oh, when you explain things like that, I completely understand your point of view on these unclear and obscurely written rules. Your masterful explanation of the situation has swayed me to change my opinion on the matter."

Oh wait, thing you won't here in a GAME, not on these forums... Silly me.

Lets not listen to metal today.

Necrons really added to the 40K universe.

I'll just take a quick shower and then we'll play.

Here's a good one for tournaments;

"No, i don't want to see it in the rulebook, I trust you on this."

Eldercaveman wrote:

 Harriticus wrote:
Tyranids beat Grey Knights!

I am currently doing this right now.

More on this,

'No, no honestly, it's fine if you rage quit, because your Grey Knights were going to get tabled turn 4 by my Nids, yes you are right, you should win this game by rights. You did bring the better codex...'

No, it's fine that you move your figures by placing them in front of the messurement tape, going that extra inch every time.

"You play space marines, How original"

Wow my Nids did really well against that Necron Flying Circus

Oh, it is ok that you dont have a hard copy of your list

TheCustomLime wrote:
"Wow, you paid some guy to paint your army? That's cool, I just used my own blood to paint mine. They are Khorne daemons, after all".

That's kinda kinky.

Necron Flyers are terrible, never worth their points!

There aren't enough Power Armor armies in this game.

There are too many Xenos armies in this game.

Eldar are overpowered in 6th edition, they need a nerf.

Playing Warp Talons takes no skill, they're too good.

I love Draigo's background, it really appeals to me.

Yeah, I take Flash Gitz. They're much better than Lootas.

I'm telling you, Biovores are the new Vindicators, you'll see.

I never take Land Raiders, they're too easy to kill.

Do you know what army I never see played? Grey Knights.


Insert sarcastic voice as necessary.

A new space marine codex? About fething time!

I got tyranid allies for my tau army 'cause I needed some more long range anti-tank.

Uhhh none. Yeah, I think ill do fine at the tournament without flyers.

Go ahead and just take my dice. Ill only need like 2 or 3 for my green tide orks.

Your wrong my good man! Necrons are THEE most fair and balanced army in the game. Now good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

Matt Ward? We love that guy!

"I think GW releases codexes at a reasonable pace."

"Wow, we both had about average rolls!"

"Eldar have awesome troop choices."

Why, oh why are there so many 'shower' mentions on here? Do we, or all our opponents, stink? I shower twice a day, however that is mainly because of my job.....

Anyways, carry on lads...

"I take offense to your usage of misogynistic slurs and ask that you refrain from doing so."

'Sorry...'

'Yes you are right...'

"You smell good."

"It's amazing how how your dice always land so close to where you dropped them."

"It's beautiful outside, want to play out there where people can watch?"

"Here, let me juggle your models, it'll be sweet."

"Nah, I brought my own lunch today - I made it too."

"Can we get some ABBA or Prince up in here? My Prince of Darkness model needs theme music."

Mountain Dew? No, I was hoping for some kind of organic fruit juice.

"No, it's ok that you handle my models. Better yet, grab them by the handful and bang them together- just like you, I don't really care about the paintjobs."

"The name of the game is strip 40K, every time you lose a unit you take something off. Winner is the last one with clothes on. Okay, you're up first Large Hairy Man."

"I got into the hobby because it's such a great way to meet girls."

"Sure, go ahead, light up a cigarette and smoke over my models, I don't mind!"

"I'm proxying a bit here. These Grey Knight Terminators are actually Guardsmen, and Draigo is a Primaris Psyker. It's just they're all the Grey Knight models I have, and I don't think you can make a good list with just them..."

I also have to agree with the shower comments before, every LGS seems to have at least a few guys like that.

"I chose my army based purely on the fluff because I love Matt Ward's background stories."

"I really enjoy you moving my models when you use pavane of slaanesh. The broken off bits add so much character."

"Wow, your gunline guard seized the initiative against my fully deployed army. This turn should be great fun."

"I really just want to Forge a Narrative this game."

I am afraid all of your dice are cocked...

"... and so what I did was I called a WAAAGH, and used my Guardsman squad, who were led by a necron warrior, in an assault against the TH/SS terminators, and not only did they win by killing every terminator instantly, but they also captured all five objectives, blew up a warlord titan and proved that matt ward fluff is the best. All without taking a single casualty."

Whelp, you'll never hear that one.

"Wow, this game is balanced"

"I can pick any unit in my army book and it'll be worth taking"

*after the game has finished* "Well......that was tactically rich and complex."

 BlapBlapBlap wrote:
'Sorry...'

Hey, I've heard that one.


... they just weren't sincere about it sarcasm is a long-standing nerd virtue.

"Good game, I had lots of fun!"

Wow! Grey Knights!!! I've never seen anyone play them!

"We're having a sale"

I've been told "Eldar are op" in a game before. Seriously.

And on topic

"No, it's fine, I like taking psychic tests on 3d6 because of 'Runes of Warding'"

"Broadside Battlesuit Team...

Replace railguns with the following:
Twin Power Swords...Free
Daemonhammer...1 pt per model
Twin PowerKlaws...2 pts per model"

What's with all the girlfriend references? I've got 2 friends who play 40k, both have girlfriends, as do I, Wargaming and women are not mutually exclusive, just use your tabletop tactics to bag 'em.

Back OT;
"What do you mean energy drink?"
"...And then I turned off my computer and had an early night."
"Don't worry, I LOVE playing half painted and badly modelled armies that got bought just to play with the new 'dex."
"You're right, the grey plastic does give your army a unique look"

You sunk my battleship

''Your daemons are way overpowered in 40k. I'd demolish them in fantasy with my wood elves!''

"I forgo shooting with my veterans and charge your Paladin squad"

"Mutilators are GWs best models ever"

Someone actually said this. It was the first game I've watched at hobbytown since I started playing. Somebody was unlikely to be able to charge a fire warrior squad, so I told him it would be better to jump into a building. A store employee just came in, heard me rattle off the statistics for the next 2 turns of that unit, and said "UNBELIEVABLE! Tactics in 40k!!!

 Melissia wrote:

 BlapBlapBlap wrote:
'Sorry...'

Hey, I've heard that one.


... they just weren't sincere about it sarcasm is a long-standing nerd virtue.

Are wargamers really that impolite in person??

The only impolite opponents I've ever had to deal with were the far younger crowd.

 daveymcshirra wrote:
"The name of the game is strip 40K, every time you lose a unit you take something off.

I'm still trying to find a way to convince my gf to play this with me. Just one thing in my way is that she doesn't play 40K.

"Let me deep strike my BA land raider. It's too small to mishap."

I love the smell of teenagers in the morning. No, that 1 can of axe/lynx between you totally smells like you've all just stepped out of the shower. Together in fact.

No It's ok, I can see you are a tactical genius, who just happens to be using grey knights/necrons/blood angels. I'm sure you'd win just as easily if you played tau, because genius would still shine through.

Please, don't just walk past the 40k gaming table - start a discussion on a rule you don't know by telling me I've got it wrong. That's my favourite part of gaming. And while you're here, feel free to stand there for the next twenty minutes, occasionally picking up my mini's and gushing about fantasy.

No it's ok, your template may be bent and mine may be pristine, but they are totally interchangeable at the end of the game when mine goes in your bag.

"My broadsides just survived combat with your maulerfeind, they're now going to fail their morale check and escape combat so I can twin link rail cannon your heldrakes bale Flamer out of it's spiked gob!"

...this actually happened to me last night in a game against my brother. We were both in equal amounts of shock.

 xSPYXEx wrote:
"Good game, I had lots of fun!"

Actually, that happens to me a lot. Both myself and my opponents said it several times at Cancon this weekend just past...

"Nah... the dice rolls were statistically average. It was my lack of skill that lost me the game."

"yeah, ive decided not to bad mouth GW anymore"

" you shoud have seen this noob on dakka,
he asked how to dry-brush,
luckily I was there to explain the tecnique"

"Ratlings and Ogryns are just too damned powerful, only Rough riders are better."

"That's awesome how your guys Judo chop my tanks to oblivion."

" of course you can use the emperor in a 600pt army"

Marbo is over priced. He does so little for 65 points.

"Don't worry, it's absolutley fine for you to be 500 pts over the limit in this 1000 point game"

-I've actually see someone try this

Seeing that I don't play Warhammer 40k, you'll probably never hear, "hey lets play 40k" from me

Maybe we should take this thread to the next level and see how many of these we can say in a game....

"You know, i really wish that GW would switch my entire army's model range over to finecast. I would really appreciate it for the superior quality and affordable cost"

"I think the original Godhammer is the best Land Raider"

"In my opinion, Robin Cruddace gave Tyranids the most balanced, enjoyable and versatile codex of all time, which is why I play it"

"Rhino? What's a Rhino? I've never seen one before"

"the Multi-Melta on my Land Raider successfully hits and explodes its target"

 Larmsword wrote:
"I think the original Godhammer is the best Land Raider"

"In my opinion, Robin Cruddace gave Tyranids the most balanced, enjoyable and versatile codex of all time, which is why I play it"

"Rhino? What's a Rhino? I've never seen one before"

"the Multi-Melta on my Land Raider successfully hits and explodes its target"

I actually had the last one happen once, the turn before i dropped off my TH/SS termies and turned bezerkers into peanut butter.

Well, well, well. It looks like my daemon prince survived the entire game"

SouthTexanFrymire wrote:
Seeing that I don't play Warhammer 40k, you'll probably never hear, "hey lets play 40k" from me

A stellar contribution. He took five minutes out of his busy schedule to sign up here too.

/applause

That new Chaos model is subtle and tastefully sculpted...

...My flayed ones always make their points back, at least.

Khorne Berserkers are an auto-take in 6th.

Losing Infiltrate hasn't really affected the usefulness of Chosen.

 Dutch Wife wrote:
That new Chaos model is subtle and tastefully sculpted...


Khorne Berserkers are an auto-take in 6th.

Losing Infiltrate hasn't really affected the usefulness of Chosen.

+1 to all of those,

"Here is my hellbrute. I call him fluffy, because he is well-tempered, cute and cuddly."

behold! my tau have weapon skills 6!

Thank you for blowing up my wych filled raider. They will all survive the blast with their 6+ save. And then they will run across the field since you can't hurt them with bolter fire.

I'm so glad you can't bring back your Necrons after they get shot down. ( I play Necrons)

NAAA! I don't need to read my codex, they injected all the knowledge into me and I don't have ta look at my book! I knw he has a 1+ save against everything!

"well the rules aren't too clear this particular situation, so tell ya what? We'll roll for it!"

 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
"well the rules aren't too clear this particular situation, so tell ya what? We'll roll for it!"

Actually, I do that one a lot

"These damn Land Raiders have the worst tank armour ever!"

 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
"well the rules aren't too clear this particular situation, so tell ya what? We'll roll for it!"

I've heard this and said this.

This actually is done at my club. It's a fair enough way of resolving nasty disputes that haven't yet been FAQ'd.

Basilisks are so overpriced, it's absolutely ridiculous that you have to pay over 100pts to instant kill my 250pts crisis battlesuit squad on your first turn!

Servoskulls are so overpriced! 5pts on a super boss character just to prevent me from infiltrating or scouting within 12" allowing you to deepstrike with 1d6 and reducing scatter on your entire armies blast weapons if they fire near it!

darklight weapons suck!

M grotesques actually acomplished something!

but of course! your palladin has a 2+/5++ 2 wounds feel no pain and can become immune to plasma and carry a +2 Innitiative power weapon and carry a heavy 4 rending str7 gun, 100% fair

my archon has a 2++ save but don't worry, out of consideration for your GK army he pays 35pts for it and as soon as he fails it he never gets it again!

Tau seeker missiles are great! 10pts for a single shot that has to hit twice and has a high possibility of doing nothing, so balanced

are you sure you want to do that? My flayed ones will charge your death company next turn!

HA! I got you! *reveal mandrakes* now they have to spend a turn creepily staring at you while you shoot at them! Who's laughing now?

walkiflalka wrote:

HA! I got you! *reveal mandrakes* now they have to spend a turn creepily staring at you while you shoot at them! Who's laughing now?

Me.

My guardians are fantastic - our 12" range means we are both trying to shoot you and daring you to charge us. Do you feel lucky?

What do you mean, no-one brought the soundtrack to LOTR or any metal? what will we play during our 40k game now? You've only brought the music for MOTD?

Please, don't let my mini's get in your way, just kick the carry case under the table if you need to move it

That pillowcase is a completely safe method of transporting your army. I've no idea why anyone buys hardcases.

It's ok, you don't need to have an army book. Or the core rule book. Or a fantasy army. Or an interest in fantasy. Now I've listened, I'm not going to tell you about mine regardless.

You won't hear this one, partly because it would have to be written down, partly because this will never be in a Black Library book:

A space marine in a BL book saying "Come at me, you Please do not try to avoid the language filter!"

EDIT: unless it's a CSM...

A contmeptor dread with a pair of assault cannons "BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!"

"..and here is my venerable dreadnought. It has no upgrades, just the standard pair of battlecannons on the arms, AV 14, and minus 5 on the damage table when it gets penned"

 sierra 1247 wrote:
A contmeptor dread with a pair of assault cannons "BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!"

Im pretty sure Tankred has said this on numerous occasions. Though hes not a Contemptor.

Drive me further away!

I want to shoot them with this tanks guns for once!

"Hahaha, you brought a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! Those things are sh-"

The sound of someone's head being violently unscrewed when they laugh at a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT; because nobody would dare to.

"You might as well take those Wraiths and Destroyer Lord off the table now, my Howling Banshees will tear them apart in combat."

"You might as well take those Terminators off the table now, my Howling Banshees will tear them apart in combat."

"You might as well take those <insert unit here> off the table now, my Howling Banshees will tear them apart in combat."

 Avatar 720 wrote:


"You might as well take those <insert unit here> off the table now, my Howling Banshees will tear them apart in combat."

That's odd, I've seen several Eldar battles with banshees, and I've never seen them loose.

That last one was a joke.

Unfortunately, the former two weren't.

walkiflalka wrote:


HA! I got you! *reveal mandrakes* now they have to spend a turn creepily staring at you while you shoot at them! Who's laughing now?

Nearly got kicked out of the library in work for laughing so hard at that...although I do run Kheradruakh as my warlord so I've done it before

"Yeah sure, drop your case on top of my casualty pile, eldar are like ants, they can lift things 10 times their weight!"

"Forgeworld kits are so easy to assemble and never warp."

"Kharn is such a good IC, just look at how much damage he does when he sits back and shoots things with a plasma pistol!"

"guardians are so OP, just look at their lithe figure, I'll never be able to draw line of site on them!"

"I hereby rename fateweaver mega ultra chicken."

"I really wish orks weren't such a low-model army."

I dont believe how underpowerd the Necrons are!

Oh ya - " I FREAKIN' LOVE FINECAST!! IT IS THE GREATEST THING SINCE POCKETS ON A SHIRT!!"

"No, it's not annoying that you throw the dice from three feet above the table. "

"No, massive flamers overwatching and random charge range didn't obsolete the Tyranid assault, it made it more exciting!"

"Sorry gotta cut this game short, gotta go on a date"

"Sorry gotta cut this date short, gotta go to a game"

"I hereby rename fateweaver mega ultra chicken."

I now have a new name for that model

Wyches never get enough CC atacks

"Oi! I think I have enough boyz!"

"Loser buys the soap."

 DemetriDominov wrote:
"Loser buys the soap."

Loser picks up the soap.....

Ork green tide player: The movement phase is the best part!

My tau gun drone squad assaults your khorne berzerker squad, checkmate!

What? model paint? I paint skeletons with white out!

I bought the shotgun upgrade on my cultist champion, the ground will be littered with my shotgun shells and your tears!

GK player: fire your overwatch, my palladins are charging your fire warriors
Tau player: *rolls dice* what do you know twenty four sixes!

my cultist champion killed your company commander in a challenge, now for a roll on the boon table, oh, dark apotheosis, *place free daemon prince*
(this actually did happen to me lol)

'nid player: my y'gmarl genestealers were actually hiding in your deployment zone the whole time, I charge your hammerhead from the rear.
Tau player: Lémon
'nid player: ummmmm what?
Tau player: Lémon,*explodes*

Painbiro wrote:

 daveymcshirra wrote:
"The name of the game is strip 40K, every time you lose a unit you take something off.

I'm still trying to find a way to convince my gf to play this with me. Just one thing in my way is that she doesn't play 40K.

I did this with Soul Caliber/Mortal Kombat with a buddy of mine and her best friend. It was a very good night.
Never tried it with 40k. Alas, she has a bf now, so no more options at those nights...

 Panzer1944 wrote:
"I don't need to upgrade. Lasguns are all I need."

But...but...but I always run mass lasgun guard :(

Not sure if it's been said:

"Hmm...One punisher should be enough. There's not that many tyranids on the board."

Hey guys do you mind if my girlfriend sits next to me and helps reference rule questions?

"Power armour Captains are way better, I mean, look at how many points you save."

Tau are a competitive army.
Arco Flaggellants are worth the points.
x special character was a good choice.
The Stormraven is such a pretty model.



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BearsfanUT wrote:
Hey guys do you mind if my girlfriend sits next to me and helps reference rule questions?

They do appear on occasion. By occasion I mean about as frequently as Haley's Comet.

 Amaya wrote:
Tau are a competitive army.
Arco Flaggellants are worth the points.
x special character was a good choice.
The Stormraven is such a pretty model.



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BearsfanUT wrote:
Hey guys do you mind if my girlfriend sits next to me and helps reference rule questions?

They do appear on occasion. By occasion I mean about as frequently as Haley's Comet.

My wife actually has come up with a couple of the designs of my terrain boards that I have in my gallery. Specifically my forest.

 Harriticus wrote:
Tyranids beat Grey Knights!

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/495701.page and that's with really sparse terrain.

 Larmsword wrote:
"In my opinion, Robin Cruddace gave Tyranids the most balanced, enjoyable and versatile codex of all time, which is why I play it"

Yep it is great, very enjoyable. Not the most balanced but not nearly as bad as people think imo, I would like to see the terrain used by those claiming it's low tier etc. Also it is fun to beat people using a codex with such a low reputation.

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 Harriticus wrote:
Tyranids beat Grey Knights!

Ah, you're still playing 5e I see

Flamers and Screamers are not worth the points (obviously this is after WD update)

I have an actual strategy!

How about:
"No man, it's totally cool to roll some dice, check out the results and then decide what you were rolling for."

"No I agree, let us forget about this rule you should've known about for just this game, and play the rule you think would work best!"

"Oh man your dice fell on the floor? Better check the results, then decide whether or not to re-roll!"

"Yeah I'll believe you when you say you rolled all those dice without anyone seeing, and without anything failing!" xD

"what, you forgot your dice today? tell you what, how about we remove casualtys with this air rifle instead?"

Plumbumbarum wrote:

 Larmsword wrote:
"In my opinion, Robin Cruddace gave Tyranids the most balanced, enjoyable and versatile codex of all time, which is why I play it"

Yep it is great, very enjoyable. Not the most balanced but not nearly as bad as people think imo, I would like to see the terrain used by those claiming it's low tier etc. Also it is fun to beat people using a codex with such a low reputation.

Yeah, I agree. It's a badly written codex, but it's not hopeless. It can still be strong; it can be easily hosed out the meta, but at the same time it can come up with some very strong lists that are hard to beat unless you're using IG, DE or GK.

I think 6th has made the melee-oriented little bugs (except Ymgarls) really, really bad, but made the ranged little bugs and the Monstrous Creatures better. Especially the "Dakka Flyrant," which is definitely one of the better units in the game right now.

"The new CSM codex is overpowered"

Ive heard this one in real life...

"Sorry, My boyfriend called, He needs me to pick up some kibble for our miniature poodle"

haroon wrote:
Price decrease.

I actualy lol'ed at that

'I loved our game so much, I decided to buy you a squad of Paladins to give your Draigowing army a little extra 'oomph,' something I think they need in the future.'

what? no no no I have enough dakka

 Gutsnagga wrote:
'I loved our game so much, I decided to buy you a squad of Paladins to give your Draigowing army a little extra 'oomph,' something I think they need in the future.'

'I loved our game so much, I decided to buy you <insert something here>.'

*gasp*
You didn't get really mad when that guy stepped on your £50 forgeworld miniature that you spent 36 hours and £15 painting to a professional standard!

I crack myself up sometimes

'Your model's swords had a blue lightning pattern on them that looked really weird, so I repainted them silver, like a normal sword, while you weren't looking.'

It must be true, i read it on dakka.

No, if you want to use that old forgeworld faq that gives the blood angel the dreadnought drops pods, I don't mind.
In fact I enjoy 11 deep striking dreadnoughts turn 1.

"Hey guys, we've started having new year sales"

Said NO GW manager ever...

 alanmckenzie wrote:


"My favourite thing about this hobby is that we're all so alike, often groups of people involved in some past-time or another are generalised unfairly but with all us 40k players the generalisation is totally ok because we actually are all completely the same. I'm fat, so are you. I'm socially uncomfortable, so are you. I do this, so do you. I do that, so do you. I like metal, so do.... wait.... what?..... What's this Tinie T...e...m...p...a...h??"

Thats too funny...but Tinie T is awesome..

"Yea i totally dont mind if you take back that dice roll, its cool bruv"

Eldercaveman wrote:

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
I really have no issues with the new codex

O so Mat Ward wrote this new one, well at least it should be balanced.

This is what I actually think. of course in my mind, all writers at GW are the same. also, i dont know who any of them are

I don't mind that you dropped my hive tyrant on the ground, you know the one I sold my soul to GW to get and finished an hour ago after working on it for three days straight

 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
My girlfriend...

that's it.

LOL. I was going to say sth based on that.

Any variations of the above, or anything resulting from it.

"That isn't over powered." I say that.

Tau are good in combat against these guys.

I love Matt Ward......

 AngelofBlood wrote:
I love Matt Ward......

You can hear that on the forum!

 ZebioLizard2 wrote:

 AngelofBlood wrote:
I love Matt Ward......

You can hear that on the forum!

I've come to notice