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" of course you can use the emperor in a 600pt army"

Marbo is over priced. He does so little for 65 points.

"Don't worry, it's absolutley fine for you to be 500 pts over the limit in this 1000 point game"

-I've actually see someone try this

Seeing that I don't play Warhammer 40k, you'll probably never hear, "hey lets play 40k" from me

Maybe we should take this thread to the next level and see how many of these we can say in a game....

"You know, i really wish that GW would switch my entire army's model range over to finecast. I would really appreciate it for the superior quality and affordable cost"

"I think the original Godhammer is the best Land Raider"

"In my opinion, Robin Cruddace gave Tyranids the most balanced, enjoyable and versatile codex of all time, which is why I play it"

"Rhino? What's a Rhino? I've never seen one before"

"the Multi-Melta on my Land Raider successfully hits and explodes its target"

 Larmsword wrote:
"I think the original Godhammer is the best Land Raider"

"In my opinion, Robin Cruddace gave Tyranids the most balanced, enjoyable and versatile codex of all time, which is why I play it"

"Rhino? What's a Rhino? I've never seen one before"

"the Multi-Melta on my Land Raider successfully hits and explodes its target"

I actually had the last one happen once, the turn before i dropped off my TH/SS termies and turned bezerkers into peanut butter.

Well, well, well. It looks like my daemon prince survived the entire game"

SouthTexanFrymire wrote:
Seeing that I don't play Warhammer 40k, you'll probably never hear, "hey lets play 40k" from me

A stellar contribution. He took five minutes out of his busy schedule to sign up here too.

/applause

That new Chaos model is subtle and tastefully sculpted...

...My flayed ones always make their points back, at least.

Khorne Berserkers are an auto-take in 6th.

Losing Infiltrate hasn't really affected the usefulness of Chosen.

 Dutch Wife wrote:
That new Chaos model is subtle and tastefully sculpted...


Khorne Berserkers are an auto-take in 6th.

Losing Infiltrate hasn't really affected the usefulness of Chosen.

+1 to all of those,

"Here is my hellbrute. I call him fluffy, because he is well-tempered, cute and cuddly."

behold! my tau have weapon skills 6!

Thank you for blowing up my wych filled raider. They will all survive the blast with their 6+ save. And then they will run across the field since you can't hurt them with bolter fire.

I'm so glad you can't bring back your Necrons after they get shot down. ( I play Necrons)

NAAA! I don't need to read my codex, they injected all the knowledge into me and I don't have ta look at my book! I knw he has a 1+ save against everything!

"well the rules aren't too clear this particular situation, so tell ya what? We'll roll for it!"

 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
"well the rules aren't too clear this particular situation, so tell ya what? We'll roll for it!"

Actually, I do that one a lot

"These damn Land Raiders have the worst tank armour ever!"

 SoloFalcon1138 wrote:
"well the rules aren't too clear this particular situation, so tell ya what? We'll roll for it!"

I've heard this and said this.

This actually is done at my club. It's a fair enough way of resolving nasty disputes that haven't yet been FAQ'd.

Basilisks are so overpriced, it's absolutely ridiculous that you have to pay over 100pts to instant kill my 250pts crisis battlesuit squad on your first turn!

Servoskulls are so overpriced! 5pts on a super boss character just to prevent me from infiltrating or scouting within 12" allowing you to deepstrike with 1d6 and reducing scatter on your entire armies blast weapons if they fire near it!

darklight weapons suck!

M grotesques actually acomplished something!

but of course! your palladin has a 2+/5++ 2 wounds feel no pain and can become immune to plasma and carry a +2 Innitiative power weapon and carry a heavy 4 rending str7 gun, 100% fair

my archon has a 2++ save but don't worry, out of consideration for your GK army he pays 35pts for it and as soon as he fails it he never gets it again!

Tau seeker missiles are great! 10pts for a single shot that has to hit twice and has a high possibility of doing nothing, so balanced

are you sure you want to do that? My flayed ones will charge your death company next turn!

HA! I got you! *reveal mandrakes* now they have to spend a turn creepily staring at you while you shoot at them! Who's laughing now?

walkiflalka wrote:

HA! I got you! *reveal mandrakes* now they have to spend a turn creepily staring at you while you shoot at them! Who's laughing now?

Me.

My guardians are fantastic - our 12" range means we are both trying to shoot you and daring you to charge us. Do you feel lucky?

What do you mean, no-one brought the soundtrack to LOTR or any metal? what will we play during our 40k game now? You've only brought the music for MOTD?

Please, don't let my mini's get in your way, just kick the carry case under the table if you need to move it

That pillowcase is a completely safe method of transporting your army. I've no idea why anyone buys hardcases.

It's ok, you don't need to have an army book. Or the core rule book. Or a fantasy army. Or an interest in fantasy. Now I've listened, I'm not going to tell you about mine regardless.

You won't hear this one, partly because it would have to be written down, partly because this will never be in a Black Library book:

A space marine in a BL book saying "Come at me, you Please do not try to avoid the language filter!"

EDIT: unless it's a CSM...

A contmeptor dread with a pair of assault cannons "BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!"

"..and here is my venerable dreadnought. It has no upgrades, just the standard pair of battlecannons on the arms, AV 14, and minus 5 on the damage table when it gets penned"

 sierra 1247 wrote:
A contmeptor dread with a pair of assault cannons "BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!"

Im pretty sure Tankred has said this on numerous occasions. Though hes not a Contemptor.

Drive me further away!

I want to shoot them with this tanks guns for once!

"Hahaha, you brought a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! Those things are sh-"

The sound of someone's head being violently unscrewed when they laugh at a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT; because nobody would dare to.

"You might as well take those Wraiths and Destroyer Lord off the table now, my Howling Banshees will tear them apart in combat."

"You might as well take those Terminators off the table now, my Howling Banshees will tear them apart in combat."

"You might as well take those <insert unit here> off the table now, my Howling Banshees will tear them apart in combat."

 Avatar 720 wrote:


"You might as well take those <insert unit here> off the table now, my Howling Banshees will tear them apart in combat."

That's odd, I've seen several Eldar battles with banshees, and I've never seen them loose.

That last one was a joke.

Unfortunately, the former two weren't.

walkiflalka wrote:


HA! I got you! *reveal mandrakes* now they have to spend a turn creepily staring at you while you shoot at them! Who's laughing now?

Nearly got kicked out of the library in work for laughing so hard at that...although I do run Kheradruakh as my warlord so I've done it before

"Yeah sure, drop your case on top of my casualty pile, eldar are like ants, they can lift things 10 times their weight!"

"Forgeworld kits are so easy to assemble and never warp."

"Kharn is such a good IC, just look at how much damage he does when he sits back and shoots things with a plasma pistol!"

"guardians are so OP, just look at their lithe figure, I'll never be able to draw line of site on them!"

"I hereby rename fateweaver mega ultra chicken."

"I really wish orks weren't such a low-model army."

I dont believe how underpowerd the Necrons are!