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2013/01/27 16:08:26
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Crushing Black Templar Crusader Pilot
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Check out this new deoderant I bought.
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 BLACK TEMPLARS - 2000  0RkZ - 2000  NIDZ - WIP  STEEL LEGION - WIP
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2013/01/27 16:10:41
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Bloodthirsty Bloodletter
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"Tau of course are known to excel in assault.."
"The greatest strength of the Dark Eldar is their resilience."
"..immaculately constructed Ork vehicle.."
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2013/01/27 16:34:52
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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"Dont worry, I trust you are telling me the truth abour the unit"
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2013/01/27 16:46:28
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Hey ladies
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 angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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2013/01/27 17:00:16
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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*cough* Do we really need to start that stupid argument again so soon? [edit: which, incidently, is both a response to this thread and to the post above  ]
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/27 17:04:27
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2013/01/27 17:01:52
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Nasty Nob
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"I brought too many orks"
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2013/01/27 17:15:04
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Tyranids beat Grey Knights!
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My Armies:
5,500pts 
2,700pts 
2,000pts 
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2013/01/27 17:15:28
Subject: Re:Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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"Oh my god, those Eldar are so overpowered and underpriced!"
"Your guardsmen just killed my squad of Terminators? Good job!"
"I think Space Marines should get more attention, they are so woefully under-represented in 40K."
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"By this point I'm convinced 100% that every single race in the 40k universe have somehow tapped into the ork ability to just have their tech work because they think it should." |
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2013/01/27 17:27:12
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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"Why yes, these models were very reasonably priced and free of casting defects."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/27 17:27:26
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2013/01/27 17:31:35
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Grim Rune Priest in the Eye of the Storm
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“You know you are right, this changes my opinion on that rule!”
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2013/01/27 17:38:39
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Fixture of Dakka
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"Are you taking up Grey Knights? That's well and truly fascinating!"
"How about I help you buy some of those minis?"
"I'm sorry I cheated. Well and truly sorry."
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/27 18:10:16
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Fighter Pilot
Pennsylvania
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 Melissia wrote:*cough*
Do we really need to start that stupid argument again so soon?
Sounds like you're looking for one.
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Gunline IG 1850 pts
Elysian IG 3000 pts
 Horus Heresy Imperial Fists 500 pts
W/L/D: 35/6/4 |
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2013/01/27 18:18:34
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Fixture of Dakka
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"do you think this is herpes?"
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 Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2013/01/28 08:44:20
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Actually, I have heard that, although they were talking about a Nurgle model...
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog |
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2013/01/27 19:11:36
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Painbiro wrote:Feel free to add to the list!
1. My Imperator Titan gets a cover save.
2. Sisters of Battle are overpowered.
3. Could you run 9 Vendettas next game?
4. As a Green Tide player, I find my movement phase enjoyable.
I've had a guy claim cover on his warhound titan. It wasn't even a building, it was a statue.
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2013/01/27 19:21:33
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Ian Pickstock
Nottingham
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Waaay too many people in this thread who've never had girlfriends.
Amongst my friends:
"My army is totally WYSIWYG"
"40k always calms me down"
"I don't have any tanks this time"
"I'll give you the benefit of the doubt"
"Of course I have a physical copy of my codex"
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Naaa na na na-na-na-naaa.
Na-na-na-naaaaa.
Hey Jude. |
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2013/01/27 19:24:15
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Fighter Pilot
Pennsylvania
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Interesting assumption.
If I'm interpreting it correctly, this is aimed at all the "Girls? In my LGS?" posts.
But you're forgetting that plenty of LGS's literally have no girls. So those posts are more out of truth than neckbeardishness.
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Gunline IG 1850 pts
Elysian IG 3000 pts
Horus Heresy Imperial Fists 500 pts
W/L/D: 35/6/4 |
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2013/01/27 19:28:23
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Maryland
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"You know who I played against the other day? Tom Kirby. Had his original Squat army proxying as IG".
"Space Marines? No one here owns Space Marines".
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2013/01/27 19:38:00
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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"Hey the new flayed ones look awesome."
"Damn, I can just never beat those vespid."
"Hey guys, I freaking love Mat Ward"
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angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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2013/01/27 19:54:14
Subject: Re:Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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"Of course i'll let you rewrite your list, list tailoring is awesome"
"Whats that? You want to change Metallica for Taylor Swift? Of course, it totally adds to the mood of the game...."
"Hey! I bought beer for everyone!"
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2013/01/27 20:27:25
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This, gets said a lot by my gaming group
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2013/01/27 20:28:49
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Fixture of Dakka
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"I really enjoyed fighting you with my Daemons. What were those units called? Strike Squads?"
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/27 20:29:02
Subject: Re:Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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I got a couple more, more 40k related.
"You know, I feel that Heavy Bolters are just superior to Lascannons in Heavy Weapons Squads".
"Aw, dang, your unit just lost in assault. I'm sorry about that".
"Wow, you paid some guy to paint your army? That's cool, I just used my own blood to paint mine. They are Khorne daemons, after all".
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2013/01/27 20:34:36
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Been Around the Block
Great White North
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"I know we agreed to play fluffy, so I apologize for spamming long fangs and rune priests"
"Needs more mandrakes"
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2013/01/27 20:35:48
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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'I do feel bad for, the least GW could do is give the Helldrake a buff'
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2013/01/27 20:46:05
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"svgb. ;kiptuhatn jhh['jdhznrnxegh;/rguohn b"
"Those Wyches really need to wear more clothes."
"Wow, I sure made a lot of mistakes during that game."
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/01/27 20:49:45
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"Wow, those Flamers and Screamers are really cool, bring more next time?"
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2013/01/27 21:14:35
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Wondering Why the Emperor Left
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"Hey guys, sorry I took so long, I had to get a shower..."
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2013/01/27 21:23:16
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Terrifying Doombull
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From the club I frequent
"Oh wow! A Tau player your more than welcome*
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2013/01/27 21:25:54
Subject: Things You Will Never Hear in a Game of 40k
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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"Random charge range is so awesome."
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Armies:
Primary:  Black Templars  Crimson Fists Orks
Allied: Sisters of Battle Imperial Guard |
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1500
5000pts 
6000pts 
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